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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, how are you? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I'm good. Sorry.

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Speaker 2: I just wasn't expects, no worries. You have a dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it?

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Speaker 2: So just recently we flew out to Texas. My brother's

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Speaker 2: mom's funeral was going on, and we live in Saint

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Speaker 2: Louis and there's a dispensary on every corner. There's not

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Speaker 2: in Texas.

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Speaker 1: So I put a little cart in my bag, in

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Speaker 1: the diaper.

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Speaker 2: Bag, and I was like, Okay, I'm gonna go to

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Speaker 2: check on They're not gonna see it or anything. Well,

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Speaker 2: they flagged the bag, so I'm shaking. I'm shaking in

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Speaker 2: the airport. I'm like, oh my god, my dad's a cop.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm screwed. I'm getting arrested. They pull

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Speaker 2: out this huge bottle that I forgot I put in

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Speaker 2: the diaper bag, and it's like twelve flu ounces of

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Speaker 2: veget so body washed.

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Speaker 1: She holds the bottle up loud and proud and goes, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: you cannot have this big bottle of mag and you

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Speaker 1: carry on and everyone's looking at me, and I was like, man,

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Speaker 1: I would rather get patted down.

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Speaker 2: Right now, arrests. Everyone knows I have that magian now

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Speaker 2: everybody knows you're super fresh girl. So funny.

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Speaker 1: And she made it through with her little part in

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Speaker 1: her diaper bag.

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Speaker 2: And I came back from Dallas, they flagged me again

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Speaker 2: for diaper wipes. I'm just trying to keep booties clean. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: still take that diaper bag I'm trying to do.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for telling you little secret.

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Speaker 2: That's excellent. Problem you Toobo.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Text shoebol to four one

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Speaker 1: O six one