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Speaker 1: Another Mornings on the twenties five. Hello is this Julie? Yes, Hi, Julie.

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Speaker 1: How are you. My name's Scott brand. I'm calling from

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Speaker 1: the Arizona State Alumni Fraud Department. Oh okay, Hi, you

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Speaker 1: graduated in two thousand and five, correct? I did? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did? Okay? And your major was in psychology. That's correct.

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Speaker 1: M Well yesterday, mark's seven years since you haven't used

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Speaker 1: your degree. We need it back. Sorry, it is some

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Speaker 1: kind of joke. I mean that's it's called degree retraction.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be in the news soon because it's

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Speaker 1: a new policy and we've just started calling people and

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Speaker 1: you're on the list. Okay. Never in my life, I

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Speaker 1: never heard of such a thing. You were what we

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Speaker 1: call a scholastic kleptomaniac. You've stolen your education. I have

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Speaker 1: not stolen my education. I paid a lot and I

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Speaker 1: got the degree that I wanted to get my degree

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Speaker 1: in it. Maybe someday, yeah, maybe I'll do it. But

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Speaker 1: that's my degree someday. Isn't that cute? Cute? Really you're

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Speaker 1: going to use that word cute. I cannot believe I'm

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Speaker 1: getting a call like this. What you've done is fraud education.

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Speaker 1: Yes it is. I completed my degree. It was a

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Speaker 1: good student. Okay, so I'm not some big time psychologist.

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Speaker 1: So what it sounds to me like the only degree

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Speaker 1: you've completed is in bull I'm about to hang up

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Speaker 1: this phone right now. You no longer have a degree

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Speaker 1: at Arizona State University. Well, I have proof right here.

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Speaker 1: I have an actual diploma. Let's use the proper verbage.

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Speaker 1: You had a diploma. I'm sorry, but that is so

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Speaker 1: untrue because I still have it in my possession. It

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Speaker 1: is not yours, it is mine. If you won't send

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Speaker 1: us that diploma, I'm going to come to your house. No,

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Speaker 1: you will back into my house and sorary that is right.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to rip it off the wall myself. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I cannot even believe that you're having this conversation, Julie.

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Speaker 1: I have a suggestion for you. What once we take

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Speaker 1: away this diploma, why don't you go back to school

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Speaker 1: and get a degree in drama because you seem to

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Speaker 1: sound really good at that. I'm hanging up the phone

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm believable. I'm calling the university and I'm

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Speaker 1: telling them what's going on. Hello, listen, it wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: come to this me having to get your diploma back

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Speaker 1: if you'd spent more time in the books and not

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Speaker 1: on your knees. I think you heard me. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what that's hell is going on here. I've already

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Speaker 1: talked to your sister Janelle what because she wanted me

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Speaker 1: to call you. This is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your sister Janelle set

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Speaker 1: you up. No way show a shut She said you

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Speaker 1: needed some cheering up. I just got the six humor.

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Speaker 1: She also said you spent a lot of time on

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Speaker 1: your knees in college. Oh my goodness, Janelle's is what

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Speaker 1: not me wake up every morning with jubal phone tabs

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy two point five the

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Speaker 1: models in life. I like a blizzard. When we drink,

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Speaker 1: we do it right, gets Lizzard said the scizzard ride

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Speaker 1: ride like three six