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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday.

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Speaker 1: I hope you are planning on enjoying every moment of

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Speaker 1: this weekend with your family. Don't forget to set aside

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Speaker 1: some time for activism of some kind, even if it's

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Speaker 1: just a text message. Make sure you're getting involved, getting

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Speaker 1: people motivated. Nothing is handed to us. So this hour

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Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about pharmaceutical companies, illegals. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about sitting down to pee, small hands, and various other

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Speaker 1: crazy things you've emailed me questions about. Now I do

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Speaker 1: want to spend you know how we open up the

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Speaker 1: show mocking the media about how they carried water for

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Speaker 1: the Harris cam pain. Tell everybody there's going to be

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Speaker 1: a surprise tonight. Beyonce is coming. And now they all

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Speaker 1: look like fools because they leaked the hairris Lie Well

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Speaker 1: Graby and put together a super cut of the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: I'll probably cut it off because it's like two minutes long.

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Speaker 1: But I thought before we get back into the questions,

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Speaker 1: we should sit back and laugh at all these fools

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Speaker 1: really quickly.

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Speaker 2: There are rumors.

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Speaker 1: There are rumors that Beyonce might make an appearance. I

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Speaker 1: personally think that that's true, but we shall see. There

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Speaker 1: are Oh we're going to say this now, can I

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Speaker 1: say this? Well, let's couch it in rumors and rumbling. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's just say so. I mean, that's out there, the

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Speaker 1: Beyonce talk. You have to stay tuned, but I have

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Speaker 1: it on really good word.

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Speaker 2: The beehive is buzzing right now because the preparation for

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Speaker 2: the beehive it has to start. He all like sources

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Speaker 2: come from backstage.

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Speaker 1: That's all I'll tell you.

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Speaker 3: Jamz and the Hill recording that she will indeed be

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Speaker 3: making a surprise performance on stage here.

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Speaker 1: Just no, that leak came from the Harris campaign. They

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Speaker 1: lied to their media sources on purpose, knowing the media

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Speaker 1: would carry that lie in increase ratings. The media will

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Speaker 1: go right back today to carrying their water for them.

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Speaker 1: Mmm mmmm, what a tangled web we weave? Hey, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: I'm very concerned that this race is already lost. How

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Speaker 1: can we be sure that all these newly registered ilegal

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Speaker 1: aliens won't vote for their interest in becoming a citizen

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Speaker 1: like Democrats have promised. If these illegals do end up voting.

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Speaker 1: I have no doubt this election is already lost. Your

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Speaker 1: thoughts his name is Parker, Well, maybe it is already lost.

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Speaker 1: You know, when you are on a ship and it's

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Speaker 1: been hit by a torpedo or an iceberg, you don't

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Speaker 1: know whether not the ship can be saved. If you

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Speaker 1: bail water, do everything you can to patch up the holes,

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Speaker 1: you don't know whether or not it can be saved.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it can be, maybe it can't be. It's a

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Speaker 1: guarantee the ship is going down if you don't pitch

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Speaker 1: in and try to save it. I don't know what's

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Speaker 1: coming this November. Nobody does. I don't know. For me,

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling more and more hopeful that Trump is going

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Speaker 1: to win this thing. I am. I feel like we're

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Speaker 1: in a good place. The RFK news from today. Obviously

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Speaker 1: I haven't talked about it much, but RFK endorsing Trump.

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Speaker 1: That helps to There's a lot the DNC wasn't really

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Speaker 1: good for them. It didn't provide a balance, and like

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Speaker 1: it looks great early voting is about the start. But

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you're right, Maybe it's millions.

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Speaker 2: Of illegals and they got them all registered and they're gonna.

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Speaker 1: Steal the whole thing, And maybe you're right. What I

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Speaker 1: do know is if we accept that it's already lost,

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Speaker 1: and all is lost and everything's done, then it is lost.

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Speaker 1: If we accept that it's lost, It's why I have

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Speaker 1: rejected and continue to reject. I always will reject this ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: moronic thing that I hear. Every election stolen. That's not true.

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Speaker 1: You could argue the last presidential election is stolen. I

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Speaker 1: frankly believe that you could argue the next presidential election

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Speaker 1: will be stolen. I'm not going to call you a moron,

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Speaker 1: but your local school board election wasn't stolen. Please be serious.

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Speaker 1: You're just not involved. The state Senate seat in your district,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't stolen, whether voting machines or whatever that please,

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Speaker 1: You're just not involved. We didn't dig in, we didn't

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Speaker 1: work hard enough. Every election isn't stolen. There's cheating in elections,

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Speaker 1: there's stolen elections. But this, well, none of it matters

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Speaker 1: because it's all stolen. Is the dumbest thing I've ever

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Speaker 1: heard in my life, and more importantly, it's the most

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Speaker 1: what you believe, well they're all stolen. I'm not getting involved. Well,

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Speaker 1: then you've doomed us to civil war. Civil war becomes

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Speaker 1: a guarantee. As the communists get more and more power,

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Speaker 1: they can't control themselves. They'll continue to use the cheka

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Speaker 1: that's going to create a coalition of red states that

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Speaker 1: will stand against the government that may eventually include people

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Speaker 1: taking up arms. You do mus to violence. If we

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Speaker 1: don't find a legal solution now, then horrible solutions come

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Speaker 1: down the road, and that's not what I want. So

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Speaker 1: we have to, at least at this point in time,

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Speaker 1: pretend like the ship can be saved. Maybe it can't be.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we're going under the waves. Grab a bucket. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's what we gotta do, Jesse. Why is there a

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Speaker 1: plethra of pharmaceutical ads on TV? They run all the time,

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Speaker 1: all the time on things I watch, most food, history,

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Speaker 1: American Heroes, science channels. I hope Chris didn't have to

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Speaker 1: look up the word plethora for you. His name's Gary,

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Speaker 1: not nice Gary. Anyway. It was not like this when

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Speaker 1: I was a kid. Gosh, I hate saying that I

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Speaker 1: sound like such an old person. But I don't watch

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Speaker 1: a lot of tvatingmore. It's very very rare. If I

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Speaker 1: do catch television standard television, it's usually because my wife

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Speaker 1: She'll have stuff on in the background, kind of just something,

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Speaker 1: you know, that's like listening to a podcast. She has

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Speaker 1: stuff on the background. And sometimes I'll be standing there

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Speaker 1: and so I'll see the television and I'll see the commercials.

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Speaker 1: It floors me. Every other ad is a pharmaceutical ad.

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Speaker 1: Every other ad. Well, the main reason for this is this,

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Speaker 1: we have become a gangster capitalist society. Not free markets,

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Speaker 1: not freedom. That's not what I'm talking about, Not the

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Speaker 1: beauty of freedom and free markets. Gangster capitalism. What is that?

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Speaker 1: The gigantic corporations they figured out the same thing the

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Speaker 1: government figured out. Look, it's just another it's just another

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Speaker 1: offshoot of how the system works. They figured out. Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, we're the government. What if we just join

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Speaker 1: forces with the large corporations and it'll work out best

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Speaker 1: for everyone in the large corporations too. Hey, wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: we have all these small businesses we compete with. What

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Speaker 1: then we don't ever have to worry about money anymore.

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Speaker 1: And the pharmaceutical industry is one of the best examples

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Speaker 1: of this. They just aligned themselves with the government. Things

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Speaker 1: like Operation Warp Speed made that alignment even worse. And

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Speaker 1: now they line their government. They line their government. Now

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Speaker 1: they have gobs and gobs of money to spend. They

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Speaker 1: now because it's become a country run by large corporations

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Speaker 1: who've aligned themselves with the government. It's a really sick,

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Speaker 1: despicable system we have here. Remember when we played that audio,

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Speaker 1: I think it was Project Veritas audio a long time

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Speaker 1: they're essentially just bribed to approve the things the pharmaceutical

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Speaker 1: companies want approved. You used to work for the pharmaceutical company,

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Speaker 1: You'll go work for the FDA. Little this, little that,

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Speaker 1: and you're approving the next big thing. We are if

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Speaker 1: you look at any charts on this or studies on this.

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Speaker 1: We are the most medicated pilled out country on the planet.

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Speaker 1: And we are the most medicated pilled out country by

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Speaker 1: up getting interwoven with the government. And now when you

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Speaker 1: lot of that's courtesy of Obamacare. It's all insurance running

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Speaker 1: things like that. Now, now you know why you're family doctor.

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Speaker 1: Instead of telling you when you come in and you say, Doc,

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Speaker 1: him doing what he used to do and telling you

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Speaker 1: will put down the freaking pizza and go for a walk. Now, Oh,

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Speaker 1: hold on, I got a shot for you right here.

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Speaker 1: I got a pill. I gotta pill. Take care of that.

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Speaker 1: Give me a second. I'll hang on, let me write

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Speaker 1: you a prescription. We've become a pilled out country because

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Speaker 1: another large industry, in this case, the pharmaceutical industry, has

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Speaker 1: chosen to align itself with the system against you. Look,

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Speaker 1: did you think all that anti Ivermectin stuff, it is

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Speaker 1: only about getting Trump out. Ivermectin's cheat. Ivermectin's readily available

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Speaker 1: for everybody. There's no big money to be made there,

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Speaker 1: So you just sponsor a television show with a pharmaceutical

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Speaker 1: bad mouse I vermectin and tells you to go get

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Speaker 1: your nineteenth booster shot because that's where the money is. Look,

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Speaker 1: tells me he's about ready to get a vaccine, and

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Speaker 1: trillion dollar contract with the government they would have lost

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Speaker 1: if they didn't put the vaccine mandate in place. That's

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Speaker 1: what you call gangster capitalism right there. All right, someone

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Speaker 1: wants to know about my small hands, my plans for

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about these things before we do that. Let's

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Speaker 1: talk about your cell phone, your cell phone service. I

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Speaker 1: should say, I know, changing your cell phone service. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like a pain, doesn't it. I know that's the

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Speaker 1: only reason you haven't switched to pure talk yet. You

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Speaker 1: You know you shouldn't. You know you don't want them anymore.

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Speaker 1: But what a pain it must be to switch, Except

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Speaker 1: it's not Puretalk. Lets you keep your phone, keep your

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Speaker 1: phone number. This is all done by phone in the mail.

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Speaker 1: And when you call them, you speak to an American

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Speaker 1: who speaks English, because that's who they hire at Pure Talk.

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Speaker 1: It's actually a wonderful and cake experience. I did it

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Speaker 1: four times everyone in my home. I did the same

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Speaker 1: up your phone.

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Speaker 2: Dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly. That'll

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Speaker 2: save you even more money pound two five zero, say

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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly.

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Speaker 1: Switch to Puretalk, the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Of course,

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Speaker 2: it's an ass doctor Jesse Friday, and it is I

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Speaker 2: don't want to be dismissive of the news. The big

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Speaker 2: news from earlier today RFK Junior dropping out and endorsing Trump.

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Speaker 2: I know he gave a long speech on it. It's

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Speaker 2: kind of rambling. I'm not going to play a bunch

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Speaker 2: of that or any of that really, but.

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Speaker 1: It is a big, big thing. If you study any

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Speaker 1: of the polling trends. They were pulling a lot. Whenever

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Speaker 1: they would pull this race, they would pull Trump, Harris

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Speaker 1: and RFK, and then they would pull it if RFK

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Speaker 1: RFK was pulling more votes from Trump than he was

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Speaker 1: from Dome. He just was. And when they would pull

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Speaker 3: will likewise.

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Speaker 2: Be removed and they will no longer be in command.

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Speaker 3: They're going to be gone, gone so fast.

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Speaker 1: That's draining the swamp and that's awesome. And to answer

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00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 1: your question, there is a ton of rot that needs

431
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,919
Speaker 1: to be cleaned out. And if you want to know

432
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 1: what needs to be done, honestly, I hate saying this,

433
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 1: you need to look at what Barack Obama did. Barack

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00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: Obama's the one who provided the model for everyone going forward.

435
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 1: What did he do. I'm really, honestly, I'm so impressed

436
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 1: by that human being who I despise so much. You

437
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,479
Speaker 1: can be impressed by your enemy. Barack Obama went in

438
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:49,400
Speaker 1: there and everyone who wasn't on board, military or otherwise fired.

439
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: Barack Obama went in there and he drained the swamp

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Speaker 1: in his own way. He not only purged anyone right leaning,

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00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: he purged all the Clinton loyalists. The Clintons spent eight

442
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 1: years filling up the government with They were kind of

443
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: the more moderate type Democrat. Obama, who's obviously a committed

444
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,439
Speaker 1: communist who hates the country, he ran them out of power.

445
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: When it came to the military, he was firing generals

446
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: and admirals by the hundred. Barack Obama didn't tolerate dissent.

447
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: You were in America hating commie, or your butt was gone.

448
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: He provided the model Trump needs to use in the

449
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: opposite way. If Trump gets elected again this November, no

450
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 1: more mister nice guy, no great general this, no great

451
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 1: admiral that. No, you're all fired. If you're not on board.

452
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:47,199
Speaker 1: Go ahead and let me even sniff a whiff of

453
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 1: leftism on your body, and you're fired. I don't care

454
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 1: whether you're a government dog catcher or a four star general.

455
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 1: Let me smell the slightest bit of dissension from you,

456
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: and you can pack up your stuff and leave your gaune.

457
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: That's how he must do it. He didn't do it

458
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: that way the first time. He knows it sounds like

459
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: he knows he must do it this way the second time,

460
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:15,160
Speaker 1: or once again he will be kneecapped by his own government,

461
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 1: all knowing men. You whisper and buff puff lover? What's

462
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: buff puff Chris? Anyway? I hope that's not dirty. Does

463
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: soup count as a meal? My dime likes to make

464
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: chicken noodle soup for dinner in the cooler months, and

465
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: gets a bit surly when I ask her what the

466
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: real portion of the meal will be. She claims southee

467
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 1: soup is worthy of a main course. What say you?

468
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: Soup is never worthy of a main course? Ever, This

469
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 1: is for women and old people. Unless we're talking chili

470
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: with some corn bread or biscuits or some white cheddar cheese.

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00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 1: It's or something like that on the side. Maybe you

472
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: could make the argument for chili as long as it's beanless.

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00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: People will try that. My wife tries to do this.

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00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,479
Speaker 1: Let's have some soup. No, no, no, no, I'm not

475
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 1: drinking for dinner. I would like some. It's not that

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00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: I hate soup, Chris, That's not true. It's a name

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00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: one soup. I like French onion soup. For your information,

478
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 1: Whenever I go to a steakhouse, I order French onion

479
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: soup and I get extra cheese on top of it.

480
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: And do I just eat the cheese off of it

481
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: like a toddler and give the respect. Yes, that's what

482
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 1: I do. But you told me to name one in

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00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 1: your stupid face. I just named one. I don't like

484
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: dealing with, Chris. You know what I like is preborn.

485
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: Though I love preborn. Preborn's saving lives, and you bless

486
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: me without and these emails you write in about the

487
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: reasons you give. Jesse My mom died, I given her name,

488
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: jesse my dad died. We're giving from our trust, Jesse.

489
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: I get so mad about these abortion love and freaks

490
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: at the DNC I'm giving to counter. I love it.

491
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: I love it. It's therapeutic for me too, to know

492
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: that you can save a life for twenty eight dollars.

493
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: Twenty eight dollars. It goes to buy an ultrasound for

494
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: a woman who's about to abort her baby. Twenty eight

495
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: bucks is what it costs if you can get her

496
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: in there and get her that ultrasound. If she can

497
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: hear that heartbeat, she chooses life almost every single time.

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00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Go to preborn dot com slash Jesse and

499
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: give preborn dot com slash Jesse sponsored by Preborn.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. I like it

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00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 3: returns next.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Of course, it's an

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00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: ass doctor Jesse Friday. And we're gonna get to all

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00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: the emails we can possibly get. In fact, we don't

506
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: need to wait. We're gonna do it right now, and

507
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna churn and burn. I'll make it major fest.

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00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: What don't look at me like that, Chris, Guess what.

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00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: There's gonna be five, at least five. What Why are

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00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: you laughing? That's a lot? No, you know what, there's

511
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: going to be ten, Chris. Ten Now that you had

512
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: to make fun of me ten emails and now here's

513
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: a headline. Why you know? You know the thing emails.

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Speaker 3: We didn't get to.

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Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse. Since the vast majority of Cubans who came

516
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: to the USA are rabbit anti communists, could the importation

517
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: of illegals from Venezuela, Colombia and other Communists controlled countries

518
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: trying to escape communism blow up in the DEM's face,

519
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: with newcomers voting Republican. Harry's his name. No, it won't

520
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: work that way because they dumped their prisons. It wasn't

521
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: like the Cubans who did it differently and people escape

522
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: from there. The Venezuelans who came here all got emptied

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Speaker 1: out of their prisons, Doctor Jesse, I recently turned sixteen,

524
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: and I'm now allowed to date. I know that you're

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00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: a menu whisper and a master burger chef, so I

526
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: would like to ask where a good first dinner date

527
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: spot is. If a young stud were to ask me out,

528
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: this is a young lady, I should point out red

529
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: lobster is obviously peak dining, but that crab can get

530
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,719
Speaker 1: a little messy, and I'd like to remain human at

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00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: a date. Any suggestion that might give the fellas some ideas.

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00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: As a side note, my dad seems to be changing

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00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: his mind about sixteen being a good dating age. Is

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00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: this typical? Dad?

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00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 2: Move? Ha?

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00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: Her name is Grace, Okay, Grace, look for one. Your

537
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: dad is correct, sixteen is way too early, no dating ever.

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00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Look, I'm not naive. I'm already talking to

539
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: my kids about it. They're fifteen and thirteen. They're noticing girls.

540
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: It's amazing how fast the transition went from girls are

541
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: so stupid, Oh, girls are ugly? Oh, I hate girls.

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00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: My youngest son was even part of something. I'm not

543
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: even making this up. They called themselves the Sigma Squad,

544
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: and the one qualification, well, the one way you could

545
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: get kicked out of their gang is if you were

546
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: seen being nice to a girl in school. That would

547
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: have you removed. I haven't heard much about the Sigma

548
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: Squad anymore. Fifteen year old doesn't seem to think girls

549
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: are quite so icky anymore. As far as the best

550
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: place for a dude to take you, obviously you're young,

551
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: he's young. You're not going to be made of money.

552
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: So how about waffle House? Why are you shaking your

553
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: head and laughing, Chris, Yes for a first date waffle house.

554
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: If he takes you to waffle house, It shows he's

555
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: got values, he's got his head on straight. It also

556
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,239
Speaker 1: shows he appreciates the diversity of the menu, while I'm

557
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: not a big diversity think I. You can walk in

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00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: there as a young lady and you can eat something

559
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: pretty clean, like scrambled eggs or pancakes or something like that.

560
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: He can get a burger. Waffle House. Burger is criminally underrated,

561
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: and you want to impress him, you want to blow

562
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: him away. Get the Chipotle mayo with it. It's called

563
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: waffle house mayo, but it's actually Chipotle mayo. The dude,

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00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what he may propose the next day.

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00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: Dear showgun, I'm a single guy looking for a wife.

566
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: I've been recently seeing a more mature lady. He says.

567
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: I really enjoy her company, and she seems to enjoy mine.

568
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: Not to brag, however, my parents would be horrified by

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00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: this arrangement, and I would hate to disappoint them. What

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00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: advice can the oracle give? Brother, It's the only life

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00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: you got. If you have found yourself a dime of

572
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: any age, and you enjoy her company, you genuinely enjoy

573
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: being around her, not just looking at her like you

574
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: enjoy her company, and she enjoys yours. And she's the

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00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: type of woman that makes you want to put a

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Speaker 1: roof over her head, and you think she wants to

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00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: support you and be there for you. I don't give

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00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: a crap. If she's twenty years older than you are.

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00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: Marry that woman, hang out with her and your parents.

580
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: Your parents will come around. Your parents want you to

581
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: be happy, all right. Your parents wants you to be content.

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00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: I'll tell you as a father. My wife and I

583
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: are already talking about this with our sons. We're already

584
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 1: praying about it. I worry about the girls my sons

585
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: might marry one day because I have seen in my

586
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: friend's lives the unbelievable difference between marrying somebody who's wonderful

587
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:24,479
Speaker 1: to you and marrying somebody who's terrible to you. On

588
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 1: one hand, everything in life gets better. On the other hand,

589
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 1: life just sucks. If you marry somebody who's a drain

590
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: on you, life just sucks. If she's a dime who's

591
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 1: got your heart, stay with her. Dear men, you whisper.

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00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,800
Speaker 1: I'm a Wisconsin native, a loyal customer to quick trip.

593
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: Me and my wife were on our way to Oklahoma

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00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: to visit in laws, and all of a sudden, in Missouri,

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00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: I saw a billboard saying BUCkies is one hundred and

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00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: forty four miles ahead. I smiled to myself and could

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00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: hear Jesse Kelly whisper in my ear. You better stop.

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00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: After looking at everything, I got a patty melt, my

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00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: wife got a brisket sandwich and shared both. It was

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00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: so good, and I thought I could hear the bar

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00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: ead in the background. I think I died and went

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00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: to heaven. Thank you for your food advice. I love

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00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: the show. His name is Dan. I'm telling you. Look.

604
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: I love Quick Trip too. Love Look, I've been all over.

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00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: I love the come and go, I love Quick Stop.

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00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: I love sheets wah wah. I'd love all these places.

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00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: These are top notch places. I'm not dogging on any

608
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: of these places, none of them. None of them compared

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00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: to BUCkies. And when you walk into BUCkies, you will

610
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: know exactly what I mean, Jesse. Some states, like Colorado,

611
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: have passed legislation allocating their electoral votes to the winner

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00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: of the national popular vote, setting aside that such an

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00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: anti federalist move can undermine their own voters. Republican voters

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00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: in populous states, especially dark blue ones, can help snag

615
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: those electoral votes. Trump can use those numbers. Is it

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00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 1: worth Trump opening a campaign or openly campaigning on that

617
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: strategy and holding a few rallies in strongholds blue strongholds

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00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 1: like New York, California, and Illinois. His name's Daniel. Look,

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00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: if you're in one of those deep blue places, you

620
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: should turn out and vote, just because there are other

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00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: things on the ballot than just Trump and Harris. Anyway,

622
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 1: So no matter what, you should turn out the vote,

623
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: and you should still vote in the presidential election. But

624
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 1: for Trump, remember the election, it's thirty seconds away. In

625
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: electoral politics, early voting starts. I think it's September. Well,

626
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 1: I know September in some states, early voting is about

627
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: to begin. Early voting is here. The presidential election isn't

628
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: in November. It's here. And if you're Trump, you have

629
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: to maximize your ROI your return on investment. It's not

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00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 1: that I don't want him to go throw some blowout

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00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: rally in California, which would be sick. And I'm sure

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00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: because there are so many California, many Republicans, they've fled

633
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: the place it's not that I want you to get

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00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: to experience that. There's just not time for you. There's

635
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,439
Speaker 1: not time. He can't waste time in that way right now,

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00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: he just can't. Everything has to be speaking to as

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00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: many people as possible in the Swing states that matter most.

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Speaker 1: That's where he has to live. Him advanced, both of them.

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Speaker 1: I ran out of time. You enjoy your family, enjoy

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Speaker 1: your weekend. How many emails is that? Chris is a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's like forty or something, thirty maybe less. Anyway, that's

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Speaker 1: all