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Speaker 1: Well, it's time now, guys, for today's Strawberry Letter. If

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Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,

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Speaker 1: about to do this one. And this one is crazy.

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Speaker 1: Let's go now, let's get to crazy. Buckle up and

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Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you. Here it

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Speaker 1: is straw very letter. All right. Subject, if you lost

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Speaker 1: your underwear, please call me. Here's Steven Shirley. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: I am a married man that drives part time as

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Speaker 1: a Lift slash Uber driver for extra income for my

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Speaker 1: No you ain't, no, no, you ain't both. Now wait minute, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what you can do. Well, he's both. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: can do anyway. He's he part time drives for Lift

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Speaker 1: like my drive, and I call Lutha. Hear his ass

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Speaker 1: come back around the corner. Would you get Let me

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Speaker 1: get through this letter, honey. All right? Last week I

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Speaker 1: got home late one evening after working my part time job,

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Speaker 1: heck is this? I immediately what the hell is this?

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Speaker 1: That's what it says. I immediately turned around in my

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Speaker 1: sizes larger than what my wife wears. My wife was

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Speaker 1: let me say that I don't have anything against full

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Speaker 1: the size of those panties, there is no way I

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Speaker 1: of my compact car with a girl that size. My

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Speaker 1: whenever I'm out working as a driver, my wife keeps

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Speaker 1: close tabs on me, and it's wearing me down. If

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Speaker 1: there is a big girl missing some panties, Please come

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Speaker 1: forth so my wife can get off my back. What

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Speaker 1: should I do? How can I get my wife to chill?

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Speaker 1: Please help? Well, first of all, if someone left their

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Speaker 1: They're not gonna do any of that, especially you know,

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Speaker 1: to get you out of trouble. If anything, they left

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Speaker 1: them to get you in some trouble, all right, but

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Speaker 1: not to get you out of trouble. And how do

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Speaker 1: you get your wife to chill? Well, that's a big one.

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Speaker 1: Please help, you say, I just got to ask you,

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Speaker 1: are you for real? With this letter? I can't even

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Speaker 1: believe that this really happened. And as a wife myself,

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Speaker 1: do you honestly know how hard this is for a

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Speaker 1: wife to believe she finds some panties on your back seat? Yes,

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Speaker 1: she's going to react just like your wife did, Just

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Speaker 1: like your wife did, yelling, screaming, going in all of

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Speaker 1: that hollering everything. Forget taking them out to dinner, because

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Speaker 1: she's probably not gonna want to go now, she's so

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Speaker 1: mad panty's in the back seat. It's just too hard

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Speaker 1: to believe, you know, It's just wrong on so many levels.

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Speaker 1: So from now on you have to check your seat

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Speaker 1: every time a passenger gets out. That's for the future,

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Speaker 1: but you're in it now. You're gonna have to bank

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Speaker 1: on every good and wonderful thing you've ever ever done

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Speaker 1: for your wife as a husband. I mean, you know

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but she has to know that there's

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Speaker 1: you gotta tell her, for instance, remind her that she's

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Speaker 1: that you're a good man, that she's married to a

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Speaker 1: good man. You're holding down two jobs, all right, so

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Speaker 1: that'll explain away or when some of the trust back

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Speaker 1: for those big panties that were left in your back seat.

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Speaker 1: But good luck though, good luck, because I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna take a lot. It's gonna take a lot.

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Speaker 1: This is hard, and this is not even your fault.

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Speaker 1: You're a victim of circumstance. Here I feel for you,

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Speaker 1: my brother, Steve. I don't know how to approach this letter.

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Speaker 1: Pole guy lift uber drivel trying to hustle up extra

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Speaker 1: your job and you're gonna take your wife and your

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Speaker 1: back there putting the baby in the car seat. She shared,

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Speaker 1: what the hell is this? Yeah, and what have I

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Speaker 1: All right, now we got a problem. So now she's

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Speaker 1: Now he wants to clarify that he don't have nothing

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Speaker 1: against four figured women, but that's not my thing. And secondly,

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Speaker 1: by the size of them draws, there's no way I

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about the draws for a minute, because this

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Speaker 1: could be out. See, the thing that got you in,

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Speaker 1: it's the same thing that can get you out. See,

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Speaker 1: you let her bring a false accusation against you that

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Speaker 1: you had something to do with them draws. Now they

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Speaker 1: were draws when she was picking them up, But when

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Speaker 1: anything but draws. And had you went with what it

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Speaker 1: have got your ass out this situation earlier. They made

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Speaker 1: pattis that's a car cover. Yes, you know what I'm saying, Baby,

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Speaker 1: they mate, they made patties. I took your kids camping.

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Speaker 1: That's a ten. See what I'm saying. You got to

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Speaker 1: to go with that. That's not baby. You don't see,

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Speaker 1: you don't recognize them. That's how confident you got to

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Speaker 1: come up with real big stuff because you need a minute.

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Speaker 1: King come jumped in the car and tried to hijack

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Speaker 1: gonna have part two of Steve's response coming up at

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Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, and hopefully that's all we got.

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Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap the letters. Subject

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Speaker 1: if you lost your underwear, please call me. Yeah, his

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Speaker 1: second party this letter, which is really nothing we could

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Speaker 1: do about this letter? You do? You got a bunchet dog.

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Speaker 1: This big girl been in the back seat and it

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Speaker 1: wasn't your not believe you. I do too. I really

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Speaker 1: believe you, but she don't. And your problem ain't us. No. See,

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Speaker 1: we believe you. Every man believe you. Hell yeah, but

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Speaker 1: with something else. Man, Yeah, because just ain't working. I

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Speaker 1: his wife. Let's just go with something. You know. Hey, look,

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Speaker 1: you an uber driver. You went on the call. It

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Speaker 1: was her cousin. You know how big your cousin is.

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Speaker 1: And she sat in the back seat just talking that

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Speaker 1: I heard a town when she got out, and next

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Speaker 1: thing I know, you pulling her drawers out and then

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Speaker 1: asked your cousin remember fabric for a suit. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: made it out of you and all that is. Baby,

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Speaker 1: you got me something big. That's a comfort that I'm

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Speaker 1: getting made up. Please, actually my draw to be. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this a reenactment with everyone. Yeah, everybody, because every man

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Speaker 1: know how to cover this. Every that is. This is

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Speaker 1: my mama's draw. No, girl, the curtains for the house,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get them made in them. Stop. Oh that

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Speaker 1: table clothes? Girls, Man about im speak crazy, the ridiculousness

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Speaker 1: of it all. Put that down. That's my that's my

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Speaker 1: car cover with I park. I'm having the house humilated.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna cover the whole house. Why they ain't? No draw?

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Speaker 1: Put that down? You don't see that. That's a rug.

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Speaker 1: Need that that down. That's a runner. I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: that in the hardway with a bathroom. Man. Oh, man's baby,

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Speaker 1: don't float man, great this you didn't spoil it. Now

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Speaker 1: we was going on the picnic. Were gonna sit on that.

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Speaker 1: Now you didn't. You didn't found that so much for

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Speaker 1: surprising you what you're doing all down and the cracks

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Speaker 1: f Now you didn't pull the oh now you didn't

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Speaker 1: pull the carpet up out the trump digging down in

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Speaker 1: that damn fault. None of these are working. Just you

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Speaker 1: got they sound good. I know every man, every man right,

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Speaker 1: baby baby, there ain't no draws. That's my niece's jumper.

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Speaker 1: Put that back, girl, that's a hammock for the backyard

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Speaker 1: role play, baby roll I'm putting them on for you.

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Speaker 1: Will you take them and cover the baby since you're

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Speaker 1: that down, girl. We're gonna put that across the back

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Speaker 1: Not acting like that with it. It's the stick back

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Speaker 1: there because he go with the kite. Handy kites. Girl,

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Speaker 1: I'm making a slimp in the basement. Not stop acting

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Speaker 1: let him sit back there him. I can't buy you

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Speaker 1: nothing without you spading it all. Yeah, cut them up

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Speaker 1: and make napkins, now, stop it, napkin baby, cut these off.

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Speaker 1: Baked we was that was the winning select damage the

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Speaker 1: choir robes, that's all that is. That's the fabric for

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Speaker 1: the that's the one penny rolls baby panty robes. Baby

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Speaker 1: why is you tripping? That is the backdrop for my canvas.

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Speaker 1: I'm painting on them. Okay, Oh you don't want to

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Speaker 1: go wind sailing. Okay, try to introduce you to new things.

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Speaker 1: Now you don't want them. Okay, so you don't want

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Speaker 1: to try nothing? Week Oh so all in parachute lessons.

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Speaker 1: What's for nothing? That back window is broke. That's why

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Speaker 1: them drawls was there. They was covering up that. Yeah, baby,

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Speaker 1: why you don't have people say, put some drawls on

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Speaker 1: wind come out? Didn't you tell me you want to

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Speaker 1: go sky navin? So now we ain't going? Hello, I

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Speaker 1: like it like I'm making a hot air balloon that

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Speaker 1: do nothing for you. Our son wanted to be a superhero.

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Speaker 1: He panting. Man, I'm trying to work on the board cape.

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Speaker 1: Maybe let me put the board cape together. I want

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Speaker 1: to be Fanny Man here. Any really, guys, really, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna watch a movie in the backyard, and now it's done.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it now, not Steve,

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Speaker 1: you're awfully quiet. I know what I'm done an I

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Speaker 1: ain't got no more and fabric. Now you wasn't happy, okay,

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Speaker 1: I prisure to stave with a christening outfit anything, all right, listen,

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Speaker 1: can ask, okay, come on, hurry up. The main Pani's baby.

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Speaker 1: That's wrapping paper. You're listening to the Stave Morning Show.