Speaker 1: The Nickki Gliser Podcast. Glaser.
Speaker 2: Here's Nikky.
Speaker 3: Hello, welcome to the show. It's nick Glazer podcast Here.
Speaker 3: I am, It's Nicky Glazer. I am in Saint Louis
Speaker 3: with us is Noah, Sean and Brian. What's up core team?
Speaker 3: Looking good? I'm black, Niky looking good and black? I
Speaker 3: don't know. The girl's chat is popping off about colors
Speaker 3: and what skin tone you should have and what colors
Speaker 3: are right. One more thing to add to the list
Speaker 3: as being a woman crazy to worry about. Like, I'm like,
Speaker 3: why am I inviting this into my life? I'm not
Speaker 3: doing it. I'm I keep fighting. Everyone's like, you know,
Speaker 3: we have to drape all these fabrics across us to
Speaker 3: find which yellow is right. And I'm like, how about
Speaker 3: it's always changes based on your spray tan or if
Speaker 3: you're wearing makeup. And also, I don't care, so what
Speaker 3: happens if I wear the right color? I guess people
Speaker 3: are nicer to me, people like me more. I don't
Speaker 3: know what it gets you in life. You look prettier.
Speaker 3: I just saw a TikTok about how none of us
Speaker 3: are supposed to know what we look like because there
Speaker 3: were no mirrors invented until you know, I don't even
Speaker 3: know when mirrors were invented. You see your reflection. You
Speaker 3: have to look at reflection in water, and we all
Speaker 3: know what that looks like. It's blurry. You can't see.
Speaker 3: You would never know what you look like, and therefore
Speaker 3: you would never be able to compare your looks to
Speaker 3: anyone else's. So there was no even there was nothing
Speaker 3: even to compare to. Like, you didn't know what you were,
Speaker 3: so no one had iPhones.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: But like when you look into a pond, you're like,
Speaker 5: look into a pond, and you're like, that's I'm hideous.
Speaker 3: I'm rippled as hell. Dude. That's a really good point.
Speaker 3: Everyone just thought they were disgusting, except.
Speaker 4: For narcissists, who was the ultimate look into the pond guy.
Speaker 4: He was the first guy to ever looked into the pond.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he was the first one and he couldn't stop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's real narciss he's still alive. He's on
Speaker 4: suits LA.
Speaker 3: I just don't understand. Yeah, Like, I just don't want
Speaker 3: another thing to worry about. I just can't. I can't
Speaker 3: handle it.
Speaker 4: But it's but yeah, it's I mean, it's between the
Speaker 4: war and Gaza and Trump and the yellow colors.
Speaker 3: It's like and match your skin tone.
Speaker 4: I just like, how much can we have on our
Speaker 4: plate right now?
Speaker 3: And like worrying about this Oscar's weekend and like everyone
Speaker 3: being like best dressed and this is the best and
Speaker 3: this one looked really bad on her and all these
Speaker 3: think pieces afterwards about what who really brought it? With fashion?
Speaker 3: Who fucking cares? Y'all? Like I can't even I know
Speaker 3: this is like k to be like fashion stump and
Speaker 3: like it doesn't mean anything because I know it's art
Speaker 3: and I just but like I just can't even believe
Speaker 3: we're still talking about Like I was really disappointed in
Speaker 3: what Timothy Chalome wore. You know, I can't even tell
Speaker 3: if it's a joke or not. If he's trying to
Speaker 3: make a statement, it's cool, but if he's just trying
Speaker 3: to challenge us, not cool. It's like why do we care?
Speaker 3: Like who cares?
Speaker 5: You should only care when somebody's like really going for it,
Speaker 5: like you know, like with Byork and the Swan, or
Speaker 5: like the South Park guy's wearing j Lo's dress, like
Speaker 5: the fact.
Speaker 3: Yeah you should, we should make jokes about it. Like,
Speaker 3: I like hearing that he looks like a stick of butter,
Speaker 3: or that he looks like a highlighter pen, or he
Speaker 3: looks like he's wearing the suit from Taylor Swift's music video.
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 3: He said you're definitely not gonna get hit on a
Speaker 3: bike on the way home. Yeah, that's great, but like,
Speaker 3: don't talk to me. I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 3: want to hear fashion people talking about like the choice
Speaker 3: he made and if it was right or not. And
Speaker 3: it's like that is not taking fashion seriously. It's not
Speaker 3: really interesting to me. But you know what I'm I'm
Speaker 3: in one of those moods today where I think I
Speaker 3: am I'm just like I didn't I didn't sleep for
Speaker 3: twenty seven hours between that's landing in La on Sunday.
Speaker 4: You had your arm caught between two rocks and Utah.
Speaker 3: That's what it feels like doing Kelly and Mark. No.
Speaker 3: I'd love to get my arm between those two, but no.
Speaker 3: I Yeah, I went to I landed from Vancouver. We
Speaker 3: landed like eleven in the morning, Sean, so I slept
Speaker 3: a little bit on the plane, and then that night,
Speaker 3: after two shows in Vancouver, I think I had two
Speaker 3: and a half hours of sleep, slept another three hours
Speaker 3: on the plane, so coming off of five hours of sleep,
Speaker 3: and then and then went into Oscars getting hair and
Speaker 3: makeup and then doing a fitting because I had to
Speaker 3: do Kelly and Mark the next day fitting for that,
Speaker 3: and then jumping right into my Oscar's local, headed to
Speaker 3: the dinner, going to the three parties afterwards, and then
Speaker 3: and then going into hair and makeup at three or
Speaker 3: going to bed watching White Lotus because I was still
Speaker 3: like up when we got home from the parties, and
Speaker 3: then we got home at probably midnight, watched White Lotus
Speaker 3: in bed by one, yeah, and then I had to
Speaker 3: beat up at three to get hair and makeup for
Speaker 3: Kelly and Mark. And then after Kelly and Mark, I
Speaker 3: didn't have time to like I had like three hours
Speaker 3: between that ending and getting picked up for the airport,
Speaker 3: and I was just like, well, I don't really have
Speaker 3: time to take a nap, but like so then I
Speaker 3: just went to the airport and then I had a
Speaker 3: fucking connecting flight. All I wanted. I was like so
Speaker 3: excited to get on a direct flight. And I'm not
Speaker 3: joking you. When I saw that it was a connecting flight,
Speaker 3: I started crying like I couldn't handle it. I was,
Speaker 3: and one of the seats was an aisle, which I
Speaker 3: can't sleep in, so I was just like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: but at least I was it was a I had
Speaker 3: a lay over in Dallas where they have an American lounge,
Speaker 3: and so I just got to like sit and I
Speaker 3: just I love. I love days traveling home when I'm alone.
Speaker 3: It's the best day of my life. I love traveling alone.
Speaker 3: I love not having to talk to anyone. I love
Speaker 3: looking like disgusting, dressing disgusting, having kind of people like
Speaker 3: not really talk to you, like. I love that the
Speaker 3: airport is like no one talks to each other. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like you bar yeah, which I would never be, you.
Speaker 5: Know, no, but you could also, like I, anytime someone
Speaker 5: tries to talk to you, you can just be cold,
Speaker 5: like and no one could get mad at you because
Speaker 5: like everyone's like, oh yes, people have are dealing with
Speaker 5: their own shit at the airport like.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and I'm unrecognizable, I feel so I just
Speaker 3: can get away with But no one even tries to
Speaker 3: talk to me. I mean maybe they do when I'm
Speaker 3: noise canceling headphones, so I don't hear them, but I just, oh,
Speaker 3: I love it. I love a day of like autonomy,
Speaker 3: like no one can get you, no one's with you,
Speaker 3: to like it's I love people being with me, and
Speaker 3: I do not always love being alone, but it feels
Speaker 3: like when you're at an airport, you're not alone alone.
Speaker 3: I hate being at my apartment alone. Fuck that. I
Speaker 3: literally landed and went right to my parents' house and
Speaker 3: spend the night there. I spent the night of my
Speaker 3: parents last week too, Like I don't want to be
Speaker 3: at my place alone at all. Chris is out of
Speaker 3: town right now.
Speaker 4: So yeah, there's a key factor to the air to
Speaker 4: the airport thing, which is also that you're not doing
Speaker 4: this yourself, Like if you chose to have like a
Speaker 4: retreat where no one could access you and you went
Speaker 4: to like.
Speaker 3: You know, oh yeah, it's being fair.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So when you're on there's no one to pressure
Speaker 4: you to do anything because you're forced to do this
Speaker 4: for work. So sorry, I'm at the air.
Speaker 3: There there's no sight seeing, there's no like I don't
Speaker 3: have to do anything while I'm at the airport. There's
Speaker 3: no exhibits to go look at or like activities to
Speaker 3: engage in. Like it is just you get to sit
Speaker 3: and go to Starbucks and walk to your gate. And
Speaker 3: I was gonna love nothing.
Speaker 6: I was gonna ask if you spoil yourself at the airport,
Speaker 6: because whenever I travel, I'm always like, well, I can
Speaker 6: get any snack or any drink I want, no matter
Speaker 6: the cost, because I'm traveling cost.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't think about cost at all, and I
Speaker 3: generally and I you know, even when I couldn't afford,
Speaker 3: you know, an eight dollars protein bar, I still was like, well,
Speaker 3: there's nothing else to do. There's no they have a monopoly,
Speaker 3: so everything what am I not gonna eat it? So yeah,
Speaker 3: I do treat myself, but not in terms of like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be bad and have bad stuff because I'm
Speaker 3: sedentary all day, so I also feel bad about that.
Speaker 4: And also, you fly so much that if you got
Speaker 4: involved with some bad stuff, it would be every day
Speaker 4: you'd be ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's two days a week I am eating. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like shit, true, true, but I do.
Speaker 5: I always I like being alone in an airport as well,
Speaker 5: because I like there's a hustle and bustle happening. It's
Speaker 5: why I enjoyed living in New York if I never
Speaker 5: felt alone. But I hate being in LA because it
Speaker 5: gets quiet and there's alone alone.
Speaker 3: I love a hustle and a bustle around me because
Speaker 3: I can almost feed off of it and feel as
Speaker 3: if I am working on that Excel spreadsheet next to
Speaker 3: me or I am. Yeah, like there's there's company. But
Speaker 3: it's not that you have to be active with, Like
Speaker 3: it's it's a mall vibe that you never get anymore
Speaker 3: because we don't go to malls.
Speaker 4: No, it's a mall mixed with a coffee.
Speaker 3: You don't talk to anyone. You literally no one makes
Speaker 3: eye contact, No one is mingling at the airport. It's awesome.
Speaker 5: No, No, that's what I kind of love about like
Speaker 5: New York when yeah New York and the airport is
Speaker 5: if someone murders you, there will be people to stop it.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's a really good point. Yeah. I think that's
Speaker 3: that's why I like it. I think it's like New York.
Speaker 3: I really it's the same vibe of like, you know,
Speaker 3: it's like why I go to Starbucks to get work
Speaker 3: done because I just need people around. I need to
Speaker 3: feel like it's it's yeah that if there's a murder
Speaker 3: someone's there to witness it. That's really it, because they're
Speaker 3: not going to do anything, as we know from bystander effect.
Speaker 1: But but La.
Speaker 4: You know, if you're if you're walking around late at
Speaker 4: night in La, it's very frequent that there will be
Speaker 4: just one guy who looks kind of creepy or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and it's just him, And it's just you and him,
Speaker 4: And it really is A he only has one choice
Speaker 4: of victim. It's you and b there's no one to
Speaker 4: save you.
Speaker 5: God, every time I go outside at night and I'm
Speaker 5: like on an edible, I am freaking out. I am
Speaker 5: like someone is gonna murder me. I just that's just
Speaker 5: how I'm living my life. Yeah, Am I getting anything
Speaker 5: out of this weed?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just viewing myself as a future victim, even
Speaker 5: though no one who looks like me ever gets murdered.
Speaker 3: Oh it's not even people, it's cars too, because I
Speaker 3: live in a part of the city where there's like,
Speaker 3: you know, just there are so many cars where you
Speaker 3: can see the engine exposed, like just the front is
Speaker 3: missing of the car. It literally is like a zombie
Speaker 3: kind of apocalypse for cars in my neighborhood. Where they
Speaker 3: will be missing the entire front where you see all
Speaker 3: of the metal, like all of the engine work beneath,
Speaker 3: or the whole bump and the rear bumper is completely
Speaker 3: stripped off and you can see like the axle. So
Speaker 3: there's a lot of like zombie cars driving around and
Speaker 3: going like like you can hear them, like there's some
Speaker 3: kind of like noise coming up, and then they're stopped
Speaker 3: to stop light and I'm walking my dog and I'm
Speaker 3: like they I'm gonna be about to get murdered, and
Speaker 3: I kind of run through it and I go like
Speaker 3: where do I hope they shoot me? And then I
Speaker 3: picture my dog, like what's she gonna do? Like I
Speaker 3: hope that I fall onto the leash and so she
Speaker 3: can't run away, Like I hope that if I die,
Speaker 3: I collapse upon the leash and then it like creates
Speaker 3: like a paperweight for the leash, and then she's just
Speaker 3: kind of next to me because I think she would
Speaker 3: just run and then get hit by a car. So
Speaker 3: I worry about that stuff a lot, and sometimes I
Speaker 3: wish they would because I just don't want to do
Speaker 3: the twe I have to do later that day. And
Speaker 3: I'm like that'd be kind of cool to get to
Speaker 3: in the hospitals nearby, like just be a here, like
Speaker 3: survive it, be a hero. Definitely don't want that to happen,
Speaker 3: but there is a there's a part of my sick
Speaker 3: brain that kind of goes through like, oh, it would
Speaker 3: be like a forced vacation.
Speaker 5: I like, I hate this because it's something that I
Speaker 5: feel like my mom would say. But I'm like the
Speaker 5: idea of like somebody attempting to murder you and like
Speaker 5: you survive and like just getting out of everything. But
Speaker 5: everyone is also like tell you how they feel and
Speaker 5: it's all positive.
Speaker 1: I want that. I want to be munch housend.
Speaker 3: I was kind of jealous of the people in the
Speaker 3: plane crush that flipped over who weren't harmed, because you
Speaker 3: are getting out of stuff for weeks of like is
Speaker 3: really traumatic. Oh yeah yeah, they got.
Speaker 4: Thirty were almost dying.
Speaker 3: No, that's thirty thousand miles. They got.
Speaker 4: Point point, which is miles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, you're so Like I was thinking about
Speaker 3: that flight and like I was kind of like, man,
Speaker 3: I wish our flight would kind of like flip over.
Speaker 3: I probably wouldn't I get out of work for at
Speaker 3: least a week. Like, no one could be likecky, we
Speaker 3: really need you to reply to this email about approving
Speaker 3: these pictures that might go up for this new date
Speaker 3: we're announcing. Like, no one would be like, we need that,
Speaker 3: we need you to follow up on that. If I'd
Speaker 3: be like, well, sorry, my plane flipped over, you know,
Speaker 3: like that would be pretty good. So I just want
Speaker 3: something like that to happen. But I don't really survive that.
Speaker 3: I know, that's traumatic.
Speaker 4: In January, people's houses burned down, and they got at
Speaker 4: least that out of it.
Speaker 3: I was on calls with them weeks late, like a
Speaker 3: week later, I was like on you know, calls with
Speaker 3: agents whose house is burned down, and it was so
Speaker 3: I felt so bad for them to have to care
Speaker 3: about the mundane, you know, aspects of my career and
Speaker 3: being like, well, there's a script that came in and
Speaker 3: I'm like, your house is gone, and they they shouldn't
Speaker 3: have said that, but no, they they were really they
Speaker 3: were actually really nice. They were because I said, I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry you even have to like read like a
Speaker 3: script that I might you know, like, and they go, no,
Speaker 3: this is a good distraction and that's a nice thing
Speaker 3: to say. But I was just like, man, if your
Speaker 3: house burned down, I would I would try to get
Speaker 3: out of work for a lot longer. Yeah, but people
Speaker 3: are passionate about work and they do love work and
Speaker 3: they throw themselves into it. And as someone who's like
Speaker 3: that as well, I get it.
Speaker 4: But one of my friend's house burned down. He he
Speaker 4: lives in the East Side, and he bought a house
Speaker 4: in Alta Dina, and he closed the house the week
Speaker 4: before the fires, and then it burned down the week
Speaker 4: after it closed on it. So it was good and
Speaker 4: bad because he didn't have any of his stuff in
Speaker 4: the house, so he just loved yeah. Yeah, but also
Speaker 4: he was just if it was one week earlier, he
Speaker 4: wouldn't have closed on it and it wouldn't have been his.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When I got that apartment right before COVID that I
Speaker 3: never lived Oh yeah, yeah, I discussed eight thousand dollars
Speaker 3: a month for twelve months that I never lived in it.
Speaker 3: But not the same at all. But also like, does
Speaker 3: what's going on with insurance with those houses? Like I
Speaker 3: haven't heard any follow up. I've heard that it was
Speaker 3: going to be impossible and will tank the economy for
Speaker 3: those payouts to happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's something like a billion dollars in damage. It's
Speaker 4: going to tank the insurance industry in the region for sure.
Speaker 4: But right now the big thing is there's going to
Speaker 4: be civil lawsuits. There's already several different law groups that
Speaker 4: have jumped on the opportunity, have already done the research
Speaker 4: to fund culpability on our airing ads to say, is
Speaker 4: your house burned down and the Altaedna fire, Well we
Speaker 4: have already discovered culpability and we can get money for
Speaker 4: you or whatever. So that's that's all gonna happen. And
Speaker 4: there's gonna be lawsuits. I guarantee you something like the
Speaker 4: electric company is going to get sued or something like that.
Speaker 4: For like a spark that started the fire on a line.
Speaker 5: That's the all Tadna on and then the Palisades as
Speaker 5: somebody was setting off fireworks on New Year's and like
Speaker 5: the ember was and that guy must be so humiliated
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 4: No, because anyone who would do that is incapable of
Speaker 4: feeling humility totally.
Speaker 3: And you know he was doing it five days later
Speaker 3: or six days later. You know, like that spark didn't
Speaker 3: happen on New year's so I the fire.
Speaker 4: Work culture in la is repulsive and it should be outlawed.
Speaker 4: I do not believe how many freaks launch fireworks on
Speaker 4: these holidays. They just ruined and they ruined nature. They
Speaker 4: set our town on fire, they scare dogs. It's it's
Speaker 4: a repulsive habit that needs to end. And I don't
Speaker 4: I don't you preach.
Speaker 5: I got yelled at once on Twitter after like I
Speaker 5: think the Lakers won the like NBA Championship, and I
Speaker 5: was complaining about the fireworks, and somebody was saying that
Speaker 5: this is why you're a gentri You're this is why
Speaker 5: we look at you as a gentrifier, and like it's
Speaker 5: like this is part of our culture, and it's like,
Speaker 5: what are you talking about? Like my dog is just
Speaker 5: shaking and it's annoying because we have a baby who's
Speaker 5: trying to sleep and you're setting off fireworks because you guys.
Speaker 3: Wan know your dog is shaking because it's really disturbed
Speaker 3: by your racism.
Speaker 4: Racism? Is fireworks a racist?
Speaker 3: I think it's popular in certain maybe certain communities.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, well it's got to end.
Speaker 3: Yeah, white people love what fireworks too, though, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: Oh they do. White people aren't celebrating things though, because
Speaker 3: it's like they're always winning, so they don't they don't
Speaker 3: need to like be loud about it when when it
Speaker 3: happened specifically. That's just a theory. And I don't think
Speaker 3: they always be winning because please don't mis mince my words.
Speaker 3: Mince my word, Christopher, mince please my words.
Speaker 5: People were setting off fireworks when a Noro won on Sunday.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, let's talk about the Oscars when
Speaker 3: we get back right after this. Okay, So it was
Speaker 3: the Oscars on Sunday. It was a I watched it
Speaker 3: from I went to the I got invited to the
Speaker 3: Vanity Fair watch party, which is like it was so
Speaker 3: many famous people, probably like one hundred and fifty people
Speaker 3: all at like twelve tables and in this room where
Speaker 3: it's that's where the Vanity Fair party is after the show.
Speaker 3: That's where all the Oscar winners or you know, people
Speaker 3: that were at the Oscar show go to after the Oscars.
Speaker 3: But we were already there, so we get in, we
Speaker 3: walk the red carpet when we go to this dinner
Speaker 3: and it's on the big screen and it was really fun.
Speaker 3: I was at a table with Seth Rogan and his wife,
Speaker 3: and then Olivia Wilde, who I had never met before,
Speaker 3: but it's just so pretty. It's like wild it's like
Speaker 3: hard to look at her. Almost it's not hard to
Speaker 3: look at her, but it's like you want to look
Speaker 3: at her, but you feel like you might you might
Speaker 3: get caught gawking and like, and also she's so pretty.
Speaker 3: She's just heard she's pretty like you. She's so remarkably gorgeous,
Speaker 3: Like you don't even want to say she looks good tonight,
Speaker 3: because it's like it's I don't even know if there's
Speaker 3: anything I've heard in my life as much as she's
Speaker 3: probably heard you're so beautiful. It's probably like people have
Speaker 3: told me calmed down, or what's wrong with you? Or her,
Speaker 3: here's your here's your VENTI latte. Like I don't even
Speaker 3: know what I could hear that much in my life
Speaker 3: that she has heard that. So but she looked stunning
Speaker 3: and she was so nice and so chill. Chris and
Speaker 3: I were just like so enamored by how lovely and
Speaker 3: at e like and funny and cool she was and
Speaker 3: just really really loved her, loved her vibe, and I
Speaker 3: was I was, I was nervous to meet her because
Speaker 3: she just has been someone I wanted to be like.
Speaker 3: I did say like i've been I've been watching you
Speaker 3: from Afar for so long, like I love you, and
Speaker 3: she was like, she was really nice to meet. And
Speaker 3: then who else is at our table? An actress named
Speaker 3: Megeline and I'm forgetting her last name. It is very
Speaker 3: long and has a lot of consonants in it, so
Speaker 3: I didn't memorize it. But she was so nice.
Speaker 5: She was.
Speaker 3: I don't maybe like ethnically, but she's American.
Speaker 1: She's like a l.
Speaker 3: Megaline. She's actually a very tiny person. But she was
Speaker 3: so nice and so cool, like such, thank you.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to pronounce.
Speaker 3: It either, yes, exactly, but she was. She sat right
Speaker 3: next to me. She was amazing. Then I there was
Speaker 3: a guy named Lee Lee Eisner. I believe maybe his
Speaker 3: last name or his first name isn't Lee, but it
Speaker 3: was definitely Eisner. He's not related to Michael, is it
Speaker 3: Michael Eisner?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And he this guy Lee, I think his name was Lee.
Speaker 3: He he had seen me. He was like, he didn't
Speaker 3: know who I was. I introduced myself at the table.
Speaker 3: He was very nice, older man probably seventy, and he
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I know you. I saw you at
Speaker 3: Largo on Judd Appatage Appatau show, and that was like
Speaker 3: a upset. I really thought I did not do well
Speaker 3: on and I remember being like, oh god, that was uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: But I'm just not gonna even like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: let it in. It's fine. Judd doesn't care, No one cares.
Speaker 3: It's fine. I just didn't have the best set. But
Speaker 3: he was like, I've been talking about your set ever since,
Speaker 3: just so many and I was like, okay, my perception
Speaker 3: is off then, or at least he got it, and
Speaker 3: I even addressed I think during it during the set.
Speaker 3: I know that I knew I did bad because I
Speaker 3: have this part of I have this joke where I
Speaker 3: talk about having suicidal thoughts and I'm like, my life
Speaker 3: is great. I do this. I do like I talk
Speaker 3: about like what's going on in my life, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I still want to kill myself. And in that list,
Speaker 3: I go, you know, I'm successful in something I love,
Speaker 3: all my friends and family are happy and healthy. I go,
Speaker 3: I usually do really well at the Largo and.
Speaker 1: He laughed really hard.
Speaker 3: They laughed really hard. At that so I knew I
Speaker 3: knew that they like were like, does she know she's
Speaker 3: not doing well?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 3: But anyway, he was really nice. But he worked with
Speaker 3: David Geffen. He was a lawyer for like David Geffen
Speaker 3: or for maybe Warner Brothers. I forget, like Warner Music.
Speaker 3: He discovered Prince Prince sent in his tape, which was
Speaker 3: a real to real tape that he brought home and
Speaker 3: listened to because he was obsessive about not missing out
Speaker 3: on like all the like maybe if the one tabe
Speaker 3: he didn't listen to was going to be the biggest
Speaker 3: musician in the world was going to be Prince And
Speaker 3: so he took this home and listened to it. And
Speaker 3: he also he was dating Woody Guthrie's daughter and was
Speaker 3: staying at Woody Guthrie's house when Bob Dylan showed up
Speaker 3: on his doorstep in the sixties looking for Woody Guthrie,
Speaker 3: a kid from Minnesota, like in a complete unknown and
Speaker 3: I'm sitting at the table with this guy.
Speaker 4: So'sthing.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's probably seventy, but he's a good looking guy.
Speaker 3: Is his name, Lee Eisner? Did you find that name
Speaker 3: anyone when you look it up?
Speaker 4: And he's the son of a famous I.
Speaker 3: Just type an Eisner Geffen. No, he's not. He might
Speaker 3: be a son of some famous, but he's I don't
Speaker 3: think it's related to the Eric Eric Eric Okay, yes,
Speaker 3: And he was so nice and had so many great
Speaker 3: stories and we just had a great time. And then
Speaker 3: we're watching the Oscars and and who else was It
Speaker 3: was Lauren and then yeah, I think that's it. That
Speaker 3: was the whole table and Chris and then we watched
Speaker 3: the Oscars and we're just like laughing and commenting on it,
Speaker 3: like you know, it's like I'm with like Seth Rogan
Speaker 3: is saying the funniest shit ever, you know, under his
Speaker 3: breath kind of things, and we're all like cracking up
Speaker 3: and we're just like having It was really fun. It
Speaker 3: was It's really fun to watch the Oscars with a
Speaker 3: bunch of famous people who are like and kind of
Speaker 3: like trying to read the room of like when you
Speaker 3: should be excited or like oh that. Oh. And Alex
Speaker 3: Edelman was there as well, at our table, and he
Speaker 3: was at every table, but he was at our table too,
Speaker 3: and that was fun. But then the whole I mean,
Speaker 3: it was like it was a star studded room. Mick
Speaker 3: Jagger was. He was at our party and then he
Speaker 3: went to the Oscars and all of a sudden he
Speaker 3: was presenting, and we were all like, wasn't he just here.
Speaker 3: It's like a cross town by the way, it's like
Speaker 3: thirty minutes away at least. And then he comes back
Speaker 3: to the party sitting at a table right next to me.
Speaker 5: It's crazy, that's wild, but it does make sense because
Speaker 5: when he appeared on the Oscars, he was in constant movement,
Speaker 5: so he obviously like sped walk across town.
Speaker 3: He looked great. He was cool, but there was it
Speaker 3: was cool. And then we and before the show there
Speaker 3: was like a like a lounge kind of area before
Speaker 3: before the dinner a lounge area, and then they were like,
Speaker 3: it's time to go in for dinner. So we were
Speaker 3: all like after the Red Carpet, we're just kind of
Speaker 3: all hanging out watching like the show. There's a big
Speaker 3: screen and Kevin Bacon and his wife Kira Sedgwick like
Speaker 3: came and were like sat next to me and We're like,
Speaker 3: we want to sit with you. We you killed it
Speaker 3: on the globe. They were so so nice. Yeah, I'm yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm right. There, Kevin Bacon introduced himself to Chris as
Speaker 3: keV and we loved that, and they're gonna come see
Speaker 3: me at the MYU New York show at the Beacon
Speaker 3: and I so we met at this initial party and
Speaker 3: then like three parties later, we were leaving the party
Speaker 3: to go home and we saw Kevin and Kevin coming
Speaker 3: back into the party and I go by Kevin and
Speaker 3: he was like, Okay, see you at the Beacon. He goes, well,
Speaker 3: you won't see me, but we'll be there. And I
Speaker 3: just like, I like that acknowledge. And he's like, well,
Speaker 3: we're gonna be the audience, so you won't see us.
Speaker 3: But I was like, well, please come backstage. But they
Speaker 3: were so freaking nice, so down to earth. They were
Speaker 3: telling us about how they met and and they've been
Speaker 3: together for you know, like forty years or something like that.
Speaker 3: Like they were they were She was so nice. Patricia
Speaker 3: Clarkson is a giant fan of mine. I didn't whoa
Speaker 3: obviously know who she is, but she came up to me.
Speaker 3: It was so I'm sorry, this is like a brag sessh.
Speaker 1: But I was just.
Speaker 3: Talking to we want to know because Anya sent me
Speaker 3: a video today of Patricia Clarkson talking about Harvey Weinstein.
Speaker 3: And I hadn't even told Ony that Patricia Clarkson is
Speaker 3: this woman that came up to me during the party
Speaker 3: un settled these nice things. So I got this miss
Speaker 3: so I was just talking about her, That's why it
Speaker 3: came to mind. But she came up to me and
Speaker 3: was like, you need to unders. She was like, I'm
Speaker 3: Patricia Clarkson. She was like, and I'm no, I'm no
Speaker 3: Meryl Street. But I'm right behind her. And she was like,
Speaker 3: I am possessed with you. I talk about you everyone
Speaker 3: I know, all of my girlfriends know about you. You
Speaker 3: should be running this goddamn town. Like she was so
Speaker 3: so great, so emphatic, Like I don't think I've ever
Speaker 3: met anyone that is that big of a fan of me.
Speaker 3: I really don't. I was like, you just made my night.
Speaker 3: She was so cool, she was I just loved her.
Speaker 3: And then Bill Maher was there. It was nice to
Speaker 3: see him.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: And then I went up to the guy from the
Speaker 3: White Lotus, Patrick Schwarzenegger, who probably is that Saxon.
Speaker 6: That's a from last time when you were kind of
Speaker 6: like I'm not going to go up to people. Now
Speaker 6: you're going on.
Speaker 3: Christ told me I had to. So we were about
Speaker 3: to leave the Vanity Fair party to go to the
Speaker 3: Chapel Roane performance at the Elton John Party because she
Speaker 3: was going on at nine forty five and it was
Speaker 3: like nine thirty and I'm like, we gotta go, and
Speaker 3: he's like, I want to challenge you. You need to
Speaker 3: go up to one, like go up to one person
Speaker 3: and say you love them. And I was like, I
Speaker 3: just don't know that. Jeremy Strong was right there. I
Speaker 3: was gonna go up to him, but he doesn't seem
Speaker 3: like someone who was even like, I just feel like
Speaker 3: that would be an awkward interaction for him. I just
Speaker 3: don't think people care. I don't, especially people that are
Speaker 3: that famous and like it's like the Olymy Wild pretty thing.
Speaker 3: Jeremy Strong knows he's the best actor. I don't need
Speaker 3: he doesn't care if.
Speaker 4: I mean, I have a feeling it depends. I think
Speaker 4: I feel Jeremy Strong would lap that up. I think
Speaker 4: he would like, especially after he lost. I mean, I
Speaker 4: think someone coming up to him saying like you're my
Speaker 4: favorite actor. You're such an amazing actor.
Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say.
Speaker 1: That's like I think it's why he does it to
Speaker 1: be honest, like.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, it's like Anya like he doesn't do it
Speaker 3: for the attention. He does it to like get a message.
Speaker 4: Why did he wear the doctor Sussu fit at the Globes?
Speaker 5: Then he wants he wants it so much like in
Speaker 5: every single one of those like huge biographical articles that
Speaker 5: people always do on Jeremy Strong, that's what he did
Speaker 5: like growing up, is like he like approached al Pacino
Speaker 5: and was like, you're my hero and then like.
Speaker 1: He's like.
Speaker 3: Unto others.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I think he wants that a little bit.
Speaker 4: Well, he didn't know that. Sean noted that when Kieran
Speaker 4: Colkin complimented Jeremy Strong after winning and he lost, Jeremy
Speaker 4: did not respond with a smile.
Speaker 3: Essentially, Yeah, uh, I'm sort of say on that that
Speaker 3: I can't but yeah, I maybe wouldn't have either. I
Speaker 3: might have been complimenting that performance of his as well
Speaker 3: if I went up to him. I like someone who's
Speaker 3: not going to give someone what they want just because
Speaker 3: you know, Like that's also the Jeremy Strong I fear
Speaker 3: is like the one that's just wrong est with his
Speaker 3: reaction like he's not gonna pretend to be flattered if
Speaker 3: he's not, and so like I don't want him to
Speaker 3: like him too much. Yeah, and I and I also like,
Speaker 3: it's that's what this part, Like he's getting at a
Speaker 3: thousand times that night he was a nominee, like what's
Speaker 3: one more girl? Being like, by the way, my favorite,
Speaker 3: and like I don't even think he probably knows who
Speaker 3: I am. It just doesn't even I just don't. I'm
Speaker 3: not saying I'm not trying to devalue myself by being
Speaker 3: like it doesn't matter what I think, but it really
Speaker 3: doesn't even if I was super duper famous. I just
Speaker 3: don't think. I just don't think one more person, even
Speaker 3: though I do enjoy that. I don't know why I
Speaker 3: think that other people wouldn't. I don't know what it is,
Speaker 3: but I will say that I did see Patrick Scharsenegger
Speaker 3: as we were walking out, and I go, okay, this
Speaker 3: is my one, because he was just entering, so I
Speaker 3: could tell, like any I don't think he was at
Speaker 3: the Oscar, So I'm like, oh, he just got to
Speaker 3: this party. He hasn't been inundated with people telling him
Speaker 3: how great he is, yet he kind of just broke
Speaker 3: on the scene with White Lotus. He hasn't been around forever,
Speaker 3: hearing how great he is for over and over, here's
Speaker 3: my chance. He's young too, so he probably knows who
Speaker 3: I am a little bit more than a Jeremy Strong would.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I love you, and my enthusiasm
Speaker 3: for White Lotus right now is like I haven't. I
Speaker 3: didn't see Jeremy Strong's performance in The Apprentice. If I had,
Speaker 3: I think I would have felt justified in going up
Speaker 3: to him to like talk about the thing he's nominated for.
Speaker 3: But me being like Kendall Roy, you know, like it
Speaker 3: just is like kind of and that's really all I
Speaker 3: remember him from and from you know, uh, the what's
Speaker 3: the one? The Money movie with not Matt Damon but
Speaker 3: short many performances I know, and I feel like that's
Speaker 3: not enough. Ten favorite things I had, my favorite videos.
Speaker 5: I love every article about Jeremy Strong. I almost had
Speaker 5: a Google alert for Jeremy Strong. He's so interesting, he
Speaker 5: really is. And yes, I don't feel like the weird
Speaker 5: thing is I was like, I really feel like I
Speaker 5: could be friends with Kieran Colkin. I feel like there's
Speaker 5: a similar vibe. We're very annoying. Everyone dislikes us.
Speaker 3: We love everyone loves Kieran. He is you know you totally,
Speaker 3: you are very here in. But Kieran also like I
Speaker 3: just keep sending you the Sean Jesse Eisenberg interviews about
Speaker 3: Kieren because I can't tell if he hates him or not.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so fascinating to hear Jesse talk
Speaker 3: about casting Kieran after like not ever even meeting him.
Speaker 3: And then Jesse said that he's worked so hard for
Speaker 3: months and months with everyone on set, the crew, the cast,
Speaker 3: like trying to get to know them, trying to like
Speaker 3: endear himself to these people he's going to be directing,
Speaker 3: and like, you know, he wrote the piece that he's
Speaker 3: going to be acting with. And then Kieran showed up
Speaker 3: one day on set and his better friends with every
Speaker 3: single person on this on the set and like than
Speaker 3: he ever did with all the months of work he
Speaker 3: put in. And some people are just like that, They're
Speaker 3: just like, that's.
Speaker 4: Kind of what the movie's about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a good point.
Speaker 1: It's so it's so interesting.
Speaker 5: I love every single one of these interviews because it
Speaker 5: does feel like he broke Jesse Eisenberg.
Speaker 3: I love Jesse Eisenberg. He is so funny and I
Speaker 3: really like the way he talks. I think he's so
Speaker 3: intelligent and he really uses great words, but he doesn't
Speaker 3: seem pretentious about it. Like I'm I've become such a
Speaker 3: I was already a fan of his acting, but I
Speaker 3: think I'm such a fan from watching him in interviews.
Speaker 3: I really ever since, Like I just don't like the
Speaker 3: whole like acceptance speech where he's Kieran, where he keeps
Speaker 3: telling his wife to have babies or if I'm gonna
Speaker 3: win this, then we're gonna have more babies, and it's
Speaker 3: like black. I know she's down for it. I know,
Speaker 3: like it's between them, it's not weird, but like, I
Speaker 3: just don't like this whole thing of like women men
Speaker 3: work and earn and women just make more of the man.
Speaker 3: I just don't like. I just and I know that's
Speaker 3: not where it's coming from. I think I would I
Speaker 3: love Kiaran. I'm I don't mean to do all these
Speaker 3: caveats to me. It just is like I just hate
Speaker 3: looking at a wife being like, yes, oh, I'm so
Speaker 3: proud of You'll keep having your babies and putting my
Speaker 3: body through this and like like it's so easy or something,
Speaker 3: or it's like or it's like a gift to her,
Speaker 3: like if I win, you get to do have another
Speaker 3: baby for me. It's like, why is that equal payoff?
Speaker 1: Liked it?
Speaker 5: I think that is like it is insane to share
Speaker 5: that at the Oscars, especially when that was like a
Speaker 5: plot like a subplot on thirty Rock. That's why Tracy
Speaker 5: was trying to egot was because his daughter, And it's
Speaker 5: like it's so silly to even do that and to
Speaker 5: bring that up in a real scenario.
Speaker 1: I was just like, I don't.
Speaker 3: I just see his acceptance speech this time, was it.
Speaker 3: Did he mentioned it right? Because I know he did
Speaker 3: it at the last year or something at the Globes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was it was all she was like, well,
Speaker 5: we could have another kid if you win the Oscar
Speaker 5: and then he brought it up again and it was
Speaker 5: just I just feel like that's a private thing.
Speaker 1: I know it's being silly and being so Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think that they don't deserve my judgment for that,
Speaker 3: but I think for me because I'm just like so
Speaker 3: like over like you have to women just have kids
Speaker 3: and that's all you do. And also I'm I think
Speaker 3: it just hit me the wrong way.
Speaker 4: But but he's an open book and that's why people.
Speaker 3: He didn't start singing at the end of his acceptance speech.
Speaker 3: That was we got.
Speaker 6: Back to you guys watching because I want to know, like,
Speaker 6: what was your reaction when you saw Adam Sandler.
Speaker 3: Oh, so that was on the red carpet. So we
Speaker 3: got there a little bit late. And so when I
Speaker 3: got there, Chris and I arrive, I'm doing interviews with
Speaker 3: you know, et and extra and all. Yeah, the alien.
Speaker 3: It was really one sided conversation. He didn't have a
Speaker 3: lot saying and uh so and I did that. I
Speaker 3: was doing all these like interviews and then the monologue started,
Speaker 3: and that was like the most important thing for us
Speaker 3: to see. We love Conan. Chris is producing the Mark
Speaker 3: Twain Prize for Conan O'Brien, Like, we wanted to see
Speaker 3: Conan's monologue and it's starting, and so in between interviews,
Speaker 3: Chris is like, it's Conan starting, and I'm like, I
Speaker 3: got I'm sorry, I gotta do like more. I'm sorry
Speaker 3: because you go down the line and these people go
Speaker 3: like Nikki please like and they're longing faces, and I
Speaker 3: kind of know some of these people at this point,
Speaker 3: and I felt bad, so I was like, and he goes,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna pull it up on my phone. So
Speaker 3: Chris is watching the live stream of the the thing
Speaker 3: behind like while we're on the red carpet, kind of
Speaker 3: like in the the wings of the carpet. And then
Speaker 3: I finished this interview and now it's time to go
Speaker 3: with the part of the carpet where you get your
Speaker 3: picture taken. But there's kind of like a gap between
Speaker 3: the two areas of the interviews and then the picture,
Speaker 3: and Chris is like, before we go do the picture,
Speaker 3: why don't we just like finish watching Conan's monolog because
Speaker 3: it had just kind of started a minute before, so
Speaker 3: then we are just looking at his phone. I wish
Speaker 3: thee would have been a recording us so badly when
Speaker 3: it got to the part with Adam Sandler because we
Speaker 3: were kind of like, hum, this is like kind of
Speaker 3: a similar like they're talking to Adam Sandler. We were
Speaker 3: both kind of like, what's is this are I almost
Speaker 3: felt bad, like, wait, did we do something that they
Speaker 3: had planned to do? Like was it us?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I was just starting to feel like, oh no, like
Speaker 3: what's this gonna be. And then when I just had
Speaker 3: a feeling when he started running up right before he
Speaker 3: said goodbye, I was like, is this about to happen?
Speaker 3: Like that would be so insane. And then when he
Speaker 3: just grabbed him and said shadow may, Chris and I
Speaker 3: just jaws on the floor, like both like just frozen,
Speaker 3: like Edward Munch scream painting, like both of us look
Speaker 3: each other like open. And then a guy from like
Speaker 3: the crew at one of the ET shows or whatever
Speaker 3: was like, Yeah, that just happened, Nikki, that just happened.
Speaker 3: And we were like, oh my god. And then we
Speaker 3: started Chris's phone just started, you know, like all the
Speaker 3: text messages started coming up, but I was getting bring
Speaker 3: it was crazy, and we were just we were happier
Speaker 3: than I mean, we just got a house and we
Speaker 3: were literally like a day before, we were happier about
Speaker 3: this by far than buying ouse. Yeah, we bought a house.
Speaker 1: In the middle of this story, I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Talk about it because I'm kind of stressed out by
Speaker 3: the whole thing. Not because I don't want the house,
Speaker 3: not because I don't like the house.
Speaker 2: Oh it's very stressful society.
Speaker 3: Don't people keep going like what are you going to
Speaker 3: do with this room? And what are you gonna do
Speaker 3: with this? How would you do this room? And like
Speaker 3: where where are you gonna put this thing? And I'm
Speaker 3: just like, I don't. My sister we just were at
Speaker 3: the house and my sister goes, so, would you maybe
Speaker 3: like paint this? And I was like, Lauren, I don't care,
Speaker 3: and she goes, so I forgot, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't. And I'm not trying to be like I
Speaker 3: don't care because I'm cool and like paint colors don't
Speaker 3: matter to me. I literally don't even understand how you
Speaker 3: could care. I just it's already painted a good color,
Speaker 3: Like unless it was like a neon green brat, then
Speaker 3: I would just keep it. But if it was, like
Speaker 3: unless it was some gaudy color, I would It would
Speaker 3: never occur to me to change a room from tope
Speaker 3: to an olive green, like that would never cross my
Speaker 3: goddamn mind. And I am so embarrassed it doesn't like
Speaker 3: because it's so important to other people, and everyone else
Speaker 3: seems more invested in my house than I am. And
Speaker 3: I'm starting to feel really insecure about it, so I like,
Speaker 3: I don't really want to talk about it because I
Speaker 3: just don't. My Dad's like, so, you're gonna have to
Speaker 3: furnish this big house, gonna have to furnish it, and
Speaker 3: I go, Dad, I'm not talking about it. He's like,
Speaker 3: why you won't talk about him? Like, because I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't care, Like I don't know what furniture to
Speaker 3: put in. I'm burdened by if I get new stuff
Speaker 3: or if I get new stuff, and if I get
Speaker 3: new stuff, then I have to like take it with
Speaker 3: me the rest of my life and then I have
Speaker 3: to take good care of it. And I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what kind to get, and then you
Speaker 3: have to make it match different things because there's color
Speaker 3: matching now that I'm aware of, and ask mat undertones.
Speaker 2: I just don't.
Speaker 3: I just can't. I can't be bothered with it. I
Speaker 3: am so I'm like, I'm I just wrote Chris Day.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't think I meant to own a house,
Speaker 3: Like I can't handle this because I don't like the
Speaker 3: conversations around it. And I'm well, what.
Speaker 4: If you didn't have any conversations around it? And it
Speaker 4: was just like Chris's purview to take care of the house.
Speaker 3: Because then there would be pictures of like hunting dogs up,
Speaker 3: like paintings of like all paintings from his failing whige.
Speaker 3: I do want in our house, but like he has
Speaker 3: a different esthetic years he has a different aesthetic than me,
Speaker 3: and I do like his asthetic. I'll he can. I
Speaker 3: like it mixed, but like there are some like it's
Speaker 3: the well, it's the classic thing of like I get
Speaker 3: mad after the fact when I've not put in any
Speaker 3: any I've let someone just do the work, and then
Speaker 3: I go, I hate this and they go, well, we
Speaker 3: asked you if you wanted to contribute it. It's just
Speaker 3: me doing more of that. So I know that I
Speaker 3: will have to contribute to And he said he's going
Speaker 3: to make it very easy for me, that everything will
Speaker 3: happen on the weekends. I won't have to deal with
Speaker 3: like I don't want to have to deal with plumbers.
Speaker 3: I don't want to deal with electricians, and like I
Speaker 3: will forget to offer them water. I will feel so
Speaker 3: rude and retrospect. I yeah, I just it's it's a
Speaker 3: lot of work.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of work, but in the end, you know,
Speaker 4: it's you. You're you have control over the situation, which
Speaker 4: is nice. Like, there's at no point is a landlord
Speaker 4: going to tell you I've got to come into your
Speaker 4: apartment at five am on this Saturday to fix.
Speaker 3: No one's ever done that to me. No one's ever
Speaker 3: done that to me in this apartment. It's it's never
Speaker 3: happened to me in the history of my life at
Speaker 3: apartments where a landlord has come in and like made
Speaker 3: my life out. It's like, it's I like renting, and
Speaker 3: I know, I don't know what's wrong with me. I
Speaker 3: just wish I was a different girl sometimes than I
Speaker 3: cared about cabinets and like, and our kitchen is so big. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's so offensive. I should run, Like I should
Speaker 3: truly like give the space to like a company to
Speaker 3: come in and make food for homeless people or something like.
Speaker 3: I feel like it is a literally ways.
Speaker 4: Are there of you guys into cooking? I know you
Speaker 4: don't really cook right.
Speaker 3: Chris could be, but like I just don't. He's like,
Speaker 3: I'll cook for us, I'll use that kitchen. I'm like,
Speaker 3: but then you're gonna be cooking all day and then
Speaker 3: you won't want to hang out. Then we can't watch
Speaker 3: TV as easily because the kitchen doesn't have like a TV.
Speaker 3: I like when the kitchen and the TV room are
Speaker 3: like combined.
Speaker 1: Sure you.
Speaker 3: Got a counter, yes, so he if he was cooking
Speaker 3: while I'm watching TV, then that makes like then we
Speaker 3: can like talk and like. But we'll figure it out.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be great. I am underslept and overly critical
Speaker 3: right now, Like nothing seems good right now because sleep
Speaker 3: is so fucking important.
Speaker 4: It's the number one thing.
Speaker 3: My body was aching so bad yesterday. I was losing everything.
Speaker 3: I would put the things in the weirdest places. I
Speaker 3: forgot my I for I would for it was. I
Speaker 3: was literally wasted yesterday. It was like someone was walking
Speaker 3: around wasted all day long because I was so tired.
Speaker 4: People say that love is the number one thing and
Speaker 4: they make the heart, and that's not true. It's sleep.
Speaker 4: Sleep is the number one thing.
Speaker 3: We should be doing.
Speaker 4: Literally, yeah, we should be doing that. You can't love
Speaker 4: if you're tired.
Speaker 1: No, you can't.
Speaker 5: I mean, like, when you're tired, it is just you're
Speaker 5: the worst person, the worst version of yourself across.
Speaker 3: Hungry and tired are the two things. Yeah, and stupid,
Speaker 3: and I'm I was so dumb, But people are. But
Speaker 3: people love not to sleep though I feel like most
Speaker 3: people in my life don't sleep like everyone. I think
Speaker 3: I get more sleep than almost everyone I know.
Speaker 4: Will you to just get the amount of sleep that
Speaker 4: you are used to getting and then you'll be functioning
Speaker 4: the way you are?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Can we go back to uh to Jesse Eisenberg real
Speaker 4: quick because I just want to shout So Jesse Eisenberg.
Speaker 4: Do you know where he lives?
Speaker 3: He lives in He used to live in Bloomington, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he doesn't anymore. Well, he he moved to Bloomington,
Speaker 4: Indiana because his wife's from there, and he lived there
Speaker 4: during COVID and then during a real pain he's repping
Speaker 4: an Indiana University. Had almost the entire movie. It's like
Speaker 4: the most it's the most uh uh whatever what's it called.
Speaker 4: It's the most representation I useed ever gotten except.
Speaker 3: For the movie.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say that about the movie breaking Away. Yeah,
Speaker 4: maybe breaking Away.
Speaker 5: Since breaking Away and listen, all the Jared Vogel articles
Speaker 5: mentioned Bloomington.
Speaker 3: That's that's where he got his start.
Speaker 4: Is coming.
Speaker 5: Jesse Eisenberg's from East Brunswick, New Jersey, which is like
Speaker 5: a way from me. His sister's Pepsi iberg from the
Speaker 5: Pepsi commercials Uh, do you remember you remember the little girl,
Speaker 5: the Pepsi girl with.
Speaker 2: The curly hair.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's Jesse Eisenberg's little sister.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dimply little, adorable, curly haired girl with
Speaker 3: Jesse Eisenberg eyes. Is Herberg is so funny? Wow, that's
Speaker 3: a really good little trivia. I had no idea, and
Speaker 3: I'm guessing she still doesn't act.
Speaker 1: She doesn't.
Speaker 3: Why would we not know who she is?
Speaker 1: She's just proud of her brother.
Speaker 3: That is so cute. Okay, that's really good to know.
Speaker 4: Do we have Jamie Eisenberg who is a CBS sports
Speaker 4: fantasy analyst for football?
Speaker 3: No way? Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: It just keeps going. The Iisenberg family runs deep.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, let's go to break and unpack more of
Speaker 3: this when we get back. Just kid, can we talk.
Speaker 2: About your high school?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I was inducted into the Yeah, the Kirkwood High
Speaker 3: School Hall of Fame on Saturday, I think, yeah, Saturday.
Speaker 3: My parents went and they accepted my award on behalf
Speaker 3: of MOI and because I was in Vancouver with Sean
Speaker 3: and we were landing in Vancouver and there was a
Speaker 3: coyote on the runway. By the way that really happened.
Speaker 3: We were about to touch down. I was sitting next
Speaker 3: to Sean ight truly truly from feet from touching down, like.
Speaker 5: We were this close to the ground, and then we
Speaker 5: just went back up and.
Speaker 3: We went back up, and like that makes me nervous,
Speaker 3: not because we went back up, Like it makes me
Speaker 3: nervous because a plane going back up means things aren't
Speaker 3: they that's not the plan. And so whenever we have
Speaker 3: a plane doing something that's not the plan, you just
Speaker 3: hope everyone's communicating in the right way that there's not
Speaker 3: going to be any like collision, you know, like if
Speaker 3: your plane goes by plan, like our plane landed on time,
Speaker 3: Like I'm not worried about a collision, Like things are
Speaker 3: on time. But when things are just starting to that's
Speaker 3: when I was like, oh no, Like now we were talking.
Speaker 3: We were talking about like how after the DC crash,
Speaker 3: a new fear has been unlocked and in flying a
Speaker 3: plane when you're on a plane, like I don't care
Speaker 3: all about crashes anymore. Of like a malfunction and then
Speaker 3: like the plane just going. I am literally only scared
Speaker 3: of collisions now that's all there is. Didn't even know
Speaker 3: I was supposed to be scared of that. That's and
Speaker 3: I'm not even I'm always scared on the runway now,
Speaker 3: like the runway isn't safe even when you're on the tarmac,
Speaker 3: like on the ground not safe. Like it's just and
Speaker 3: then but that us picking back up, and then they
Speaker 3: told us five minutes later there was a coyote on
Speaker 3: the runway and I go a coyote and it was
Speaker 3: he's a coyote, like he was an old ranch hand.
Speaker 3: Like Sean was like, like John Wayne, is our.
Speaker 1: Yot?
Speaker 4: Want I want all my pilots to say kyote. If
Speaker 4: my pilot says coyote, I'm like, you don't know how
Speaker 4: to fly this thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a pilot way to talk. But Sean
Speaker 3: Sean made the hilarious observation that they were doing the
Speaker 3: trolley experiment like on our plane, like you know what
Speaker 3: the trolley thing is, like if you pull the lever
Speaker 3: and you kill three people instead of four or whatever,
Speaker 3: and so does it count that you Like he did
Speaker 3: that with like either you kill a coyote or a
Speaker 3: plane of people, and he like chose to sacrifice a
Speaker 3: plane of people for a coyote, even though I would
Speaker 3: argue that if we hit the coyote that would be
Speaker 3: bad for us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he.
Speaker 2: Was an animal lover.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't stand by that. You know, there
Speaker 3: is a there is a bar and the I would
Speaker 3: sacrifice coyote for a plane of people.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's not a dog, it's not a cat. It's
Speaker 5: not like a baby squirrel's.
Speaker 3: I think it's a combo of a dog and a
Speaker 3: cat and a baby squirrel. They're crazy. I felt bad
Speaker 3: for that coyote like that instantly was my thought of, like,
Speaker 3: this poor thing that's just like looking around at this
Speaker 3: barren tarmac trying to find any fucking food. Probably just
Speaker 3: gonna get shot eventually. So sad. But yeah, So anyway,
Speaker 3: we were in Vancouver when.
Speaker 6: I got inducted into the Like, did they prepare a
Speaker 6: speech for for it?
Speaker 3: Were they like really they read my statement? Oh I see, yeah,
Speaker 3: And and I think that was that that's the way
Speaker 3: they wanted it, because I had forgotten to think I
Speaker 3: made a video too, and I forgot to think someone
Speaker 3: really important in the video, and so I was like, fuck,
Speaker 3: I was gonna have to like make a new video
Speaker 3: and have it cut into the video and be like
Speaker 3: I forgot this one guy. And so my parents were
Speaker 3: able to read that part, but it was, yeah, it
Speaker 3: was like sweet and they were really proud, and they
Speaker 3: said that everyone else's like a bunch of people were
Speaker 3: being inducted, and they said everyone's speech is like referenced.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought I was special till I realized Niki
Speaker 3: glazers on this one. So I'm nothing. But then I
Speaker 3: did get a lot, Like they said, there was a
Speaker 3: lot of mentions of me being dirty and how like, oh,
Speaker 3: if you can, you know, don't watch we're around Grandma.
Speaker 3: Like there's a lot of that going on and I
Speaker 3: love that, am I? Or like don't get the kid,
Speaker 3: get the kids out of the room or whatever, and
Speaker 3: like how ironic it is that this is like a
Speaker 3: high school is gonna have a plaque of like this
Speaker 3: disgusting comedian who's going to hell. I don't think they
Speaker 3: like especially said that, but then my parents said that
Speaker 3: two people in their speeches said fuck, and how it
Speaker 3: was like kind of like really not the tone of it,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, yet I'm the one that gets told
Speaker 3: that I'm I'm constantly inappropriate, even though I think fuck
Speaker 3: is a fine thing to put in a speech no
Speaker 3: matter where you are.
Speaker 4: But how many people got inducted into this class?
Speaker 3: I think it was probably like ten or so, uh like.
Speaker 4: Every year ten people get inducted or.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that, maybe seven or eight? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I forget exact.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I was supposed to give a shout out to someone
Speaker 3: who listens to the podcast, Rory, And then who's the
Speaker 3: other one? Robin listens to the podcast. She's a local
Speaker 3: in Saint Louis. I think she was inducted in. Maybe
Speaker 3: she was someone that was I don't know what it was.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, Robin. My parents just said that they
Speaker 3: met you, that you're a huge fan, and then your
Speaker 3: son Rora, he was like, she listens all the time.
Speaker 3: And then my parents were like, we're gonna tell Nikky
Speaker 3: Rory said hi, and he thought that was cool, and
Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, I'll give Rory a shout out.
Speaker 3: So shout out Rory.
Speaker 5: What up?
Speaker 3: Skimmity toilet, no cap you haveriz whatever you know, you
Speaker 3: get it, go get up. Beastable and fucking celebrate that
Speaker 3: someone said your name on a podcast.
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, So now do they have your picture up
Speaker 6: like in the hallway of this high school?
Speaker 3: Is there like a special area for this? There's a
Speaker 3: special area that has my name. But I believe the
Speaker 3: picture is not put up. I think it was like
Speaker 3: on a poster that they had, like you know, lining
Speaker 3: the halls. But there were so many teachers at it
Speaker 3: and I and I during my speech, I just listed
Speaker 3: every teacher that I liked at all that was nice
Speaker 3: to me and like was like a joy to be
Speaker 3: around because I was just like, on the off chance
Speaker 3: that they hear this, that would be cool. And one
Speaker 3: of the teachers that I included, who was a physics
Speaker 3: teacher that really made me understand physics and I don't
Speaker 3: think I would have any grasp of it, and I
Speaker 3: have some grasp, like I literally don't even know, Like
Speaker 3: I remember taking the subject and being intimidated by it,
Speaker 3: and mister Barton like really made it accessible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, made me feel before.
Speaker 3: He was awesome, And so I put him in the
Speaker 3: speech thinking he is long gone, like he was a
Speaker 3: young guy at the time and like he's changed school districts.
Speaker 3: He's probably got out of the business. They wrote me
Speaker 3: and were like, mister Barton's still there and we're so
Speaker 3: excited to like show him this video. And that to
Speaker 3: me was so cool because like he's not gonna remember
Speaker 3: me as a student, but hopefully that will validate give
Speaker 3: him some kind of validation for the Like, I think
Speaker 3: it's just important that no matter what subject you teach,
Speaker 3: whether or not your students are interested or even good
Speaker 3: at the subject, you can have the most profound effect
Speaker 3: on a student. Because all my favorite teachers were not
Speaker 3: my favorite subjects. They were actually subjects I was quite
Speaker 3: bad at, and they still made an impact on me
Speaker 3: about who the person I wanted to be and all
Speaker 3: and all that stuff. So that was really fun to
Speaker 3: give those shout outs and then to find out they
Speaker 3: were still around to hear it. And then you know,
Speaker 3: my teacher, my favorite teacher of all time, Madame Kalfus,
Speaker 3: she wrote me and said I was at the ceremony
Speaker 3: and thank you so much for you know, saying those
Speaker 3: nice things about me. And she said that like, sadly
Speaker 3: we lost mister Platt so young, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I found out mister Platt died. That was kind of sad,
Speaker 3: but they were apparently apparently. Yeah, it was like a
Speaker 3: really great ceremony. My parents were so cute and proud
Speaker 3: to be there. I love them so much. It was
Speaker 3: so nice that they were like, it's just nice that
Speaker 3: they're so psyched to like celebrate all these things. And
Speaker 3: they write, you know, I was on Kelly and Regi
Speaker 3: or Kelly and Regis, Kelly and Mark yesterday and they
Speaker 3: just wrote me the nicest text about you're so good
Speaker 3: on these shows, Oh my god, you know, like they're
Speaker 3: just so celebratory. And and Noah, you wrote me the
Speaker 3: nicest thing about that too, like that, you know, when
Speaker 3: I do with Kelly and Mark, like not a lot
Speaker 3: of people see it. I don't get a lot of
Speaker 3: feedback from fans because it's like a different you know,
Speaker 3: it's a different.
Speaker 2: You are so good on daytime TV. Yes, so nice,
Speaker 2: so nice.
Speaker 5: I watched it on YouTube yesterday and you were really great.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: And I was shocked that it was just they did
Speaker 5: it at the place the Oscar.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That was crazy, wasn't it. It's final thought. This was
Speaker 3: literally Kelly and Mark tapes they take over the stage
Speaker 3: at midnight and they bring in all their people and
Speaker 3: they redo the stage to bring in Kelly and Mark.
Speaker 3: And they've done it for like three years in a row,
Speaker 3: right after the Oscars, and so it was very confusing
Speaker 3: of what I was to wear, because you you dress
Speaker 3: a certain way for daytime TV when it's in a studio,
Speaker 3: but not when it's in like the Oscars Dolby Theater
Speaker 3: stage right, And so it was crazy to walk out
Speaker 3: and see a whole room of fans at literally six
Speaker 3: in the morning. I got there at four, had to
Speaker 3: wake up at three. Who was in the audience fans
Speaker 3: of Kelly and Mark? And I go, this is a
Speaker 3: paid audience, right, Like you can't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I know, I understand the show as fans, but not
Speaker 3: six in the morning on a Monday in LA for
Speaker 3: a huge theater, Philip they filled it up.
Speaker 5: Well, you're probably so excited because if you get there
Speaker 5: early enough, you could kind of be sitting in the
Speaker 5: same seat that like Timothy Shalamy was sitting in like
Speaker 5: eight hours before.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's such a good point. That would
Speaker 3: have been so good to point out. I wish I
Speaker 3: would have thought of that. That's so funny to be like,
Speaker 3: do you know that Timothy Jolibay was sitting right where
Speaker 3: you were? Kendall was right or Kylie was right there
Speaker 3: for some of it. I think she got up during
Speaker 3: when when his ex girlfriend came out to get It.
Speaker 5: Was just so crazy to watch because like I saw
Speaker 5: you do Kelly and Mark in New York and it's like,
Speaker 5: you know, a TV studio, so it's tight and small,
Speaker 5: and this is a cavern like it is.
Speaker 3: Like, dude, I didn't know where to play, so because
Speaker 3: I was like on a stage where like it's kind
Speaker 3: of similar to the performances I'm doing now in these
Speaker 3: big theaters. So I like kept like I was talking
Speaker 3: to Kelly Mark, but then I would like do it
Speaker 3: to the audience. So I was like, I don't know
Speaker 3: when am I supposed to do the camera the audience?
Speaker 3: Like I didn't, I I it probably looks I don't
Speaker 3: want to watch it because it probably looks insane because
Speaker 3: I didn't know where to talk and that was fat.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to the audience.
Speaker 3: Oh, I went big to the audience. But sometimes when
Speaker 3: you do TV, you're not supposed to play the audience.
Speaker 3: Like it's like a waste too because they're just there
Speaker 3: for sound of laught and laughter, and if you want
Speaker 3: to look good on TV, you're supposed to not do it.
Speaker 3: And so sometimes I have to like ignore the audience
Speaker 3: even though I always want to play to them. But
Speaker 3: as a stand up you always want to play to
Speaker 3: an audience. It's kind of confusing. But yeah, so I
Speaker 3: didn't sleep. I went right from Yeah, the Oscars parties,
Speaker 3: which were seeing Chapel Ron and Elton John was incredible.
Speaker 3: So glad I went to that, even though it was
Speaker 3: like a different group of people, like you go to that,
Speaker 3: and it was like I went from like the most exclusive,
Speaker 3: cool party with the most famous people in the world too,
Speaker 3: like a different Like I thought it was also gonna
Speaker 3: be that exclusive, but it was a different crowd. That
Speaker 3: was the party that I should have been at, to
Speaker 3: be honest with you, like it was more my speed
Speaker 3: of people. A lot of people that, like I gotta say, like,
Speaker 3: can everyone just like if you see, I'm not even
Speaker 3: that famous, but people when they I was pretty famous
Speaker 3: for this party, let me just say, like I was.
Speaker 3: You know, I was probably one of the more famous
Speaker 3: people at this party. And that is not bragging. I'm
Speaker 3: not thinking I'm cool, but I could just tell what
Speaker 3: I want to. People were like whoa, you know, like
Speaker 3: you just get that sense, and like I am just
Speaker 3: trying to get everyone's trying to get close close to
Speaker 3: the stage, to get to just be close to stage,
Speaker 3: but like they're not even like singing along. And if
Speaker 3: you know tepoarone at all, like she doesn't want you
Speaker 3: just like standing there if you're not gonna do the
Speaker 3: hot to go dance, get hot to go, go to
Speaker 3: go home, Hot to go home, That's what she said.
Speaker 3: The poles, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: So I was just like trying to get close, and
Speaker 3: like a second people would see me next to them.
Speaker 3: Not it wasn't everyone, but they I guess they were
Speaker 3: a little drunk too. They would like be aware of
Speaker 3: me and keep looking at like looking behind to look
Speaker 3: just to watch me enjoying it. And then I feel
Speaker 3: like me having a really good time and singing along,
Speaker 3: it becomes like I'm being watched. So then I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm performing, but I'm also like, wait, no, I'm
Speaker 3: just having a good time. But am dude, they will
Speaker 3: think that I'm performing, Like I don't want anyone to
Speaker 3: think that I was like singing along and dancing because
Speaker 3: I think I'm cool or something. So I just and
Speaker 3: these people are not cool about it at all. I know
Speaker 3: what it's like to be like to see someone that
Speaker 3: you might be like, oh my god, this person's right
Speaker 3: next to me. Be cool, Sneak a picture all you want,
Speaker 3: but dim your screen first. Don't like keep turning back
Speaker 3: to see if they're having a good time and looking.
Speaker 3: I was so uncomfortable by this one man who would
Speaker 3: not stop looking at me, and every second was just
Speaker 3: like did she laugh at that? Is she laughing at that?
Speaker 3: Is she looking at that? It was so weird. I
Speaker 3: just it gave me a sense of like what actually
Speaker 3: famous people deal with, and it is people are just
Speaker 3: just be a little bit more discreet. I just don't
Speaker 3: understand people just glawking. This is the same thing that
Speaker 3: happened when I was first around someone famous, Amy Schumer,
Speaker 3: when she blew up that summer. We are checking into
Speaker 3: a hotel and the girl next to us was whispering
Speaker 3: to her boyfriend. That's same she were, Amy. She was
Speaker 3: right next to us, but really loud whispers, and I go,
Speaker 3: she can hear you. I like, was so annoyed by
Speaker 3: I go, do you think she can't hear you? I go, shit,
Speaker 3: we're not in a zoo, there's I go, she's not
Speaker 3: on TV. She literally can hear you. And she was
Speaker 3: like Nick Jesus And I was like, I'm just because
Speaker 3: I was witnessing it so much that weekend that I
Speaker 3: was like, what is wrong with people? Because I am
Speaker 3: those people. I get excited by celebrities. But just you
Speaker 3: can You can text your friend next to you. You
Speaker 3: can write get the app that is called big and
Speaker 3: you could write text on that and then show it
Speaker 3: to them and go. Amy Schumer's next with dim your
Speaker 3: screen when you take a picture, turn off your flash,
Speaker 3: Like there are ways to capture and exploit celebrities just
Speaker 3: as much as I would want to. That aren't obvious? God,
Speaker 3: wake up people, just like like, have you ever looked
Speaker 3: in a mirror? You exist, You're a person that people
Speaker 3: other people can see. It's just so it's it was
Speaker 3: confounding to me and it made me uncomfortable and I
Speaker 3: wanted to get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 4: Were supposed to look in mirrors or not?
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I was just it was rough.
Speaker 5: I will say, as somebody I've only really ever done
Speaker 5: this once, where like it blew my mind that a
Speaker 5: celebrity like I was at like a dive bar in
Speaker 5: La and Kirsten Dunce was there. Yeah, and I literally
Speaker 5: couldn't stop talking about it.
Speaker 1: It like broke my brain.
Speaker 3: I know, Sean, you weren't saying it with an earshot.
Speaker 1: Of her at a time.
Speaker 5: I was trying to be funny. I was being really loud,
Speaker 5: so like here's does be like, who is this magnet?
Speaker 3: Doesn't bother me at all? We would all do that
Speaker 3: that I wouldn't be very clear. I love when people
Speaker 3: ask for photos. I love when people point at me
Speaker 3: and are like whispering to their friends like that doesn't
Speaker 3: that really doesn't bother me. It's like when you were
Speaker 3: close to me and you're not even talking to me.
Speaker 3: You're acting like I'm an object. So if you were
Speaker 3: to talk to me and go, I love you, it's
Speaker 3: so good to meet you, Like that's fine, but like
Speaker 3: acting like that celebrities are and this is obviously like
Speaker 3: who cares celebrities? Oh it's eh, life is so hard.
Speaker 3: Like even I'm reading all these articles about like to
Speaker 3: me more deserved that and poor to me. I'm just like,
Speaker 3: she's fine, you guys, She's gonna be okay. I know
Speaker 3: it does suck, and it would have been very cool
Speaker 3: to see an older woman who was in this movie
Speaker 3: about being an aging woman in Hollywood and how it sucks,
Speaker 3: and like she kind of who did quality. No, I
Speaker 3: absolutely deserved it as well. Like it's kind of as
Speaker 3: ironic that she did a movie about being replaced by
Speaker 3: a younger version of herself. And Mikey Madison is arguably
Speaker 3: kind of a you know, she's like the next big
Speaker 3: ingenue and she's always and to me, Moore has always
Speaker 3: been called a popcorn actress, which I didn't hear about
Speaker 3: until me Moore told us all that she was called that,
Speaker 3: Like what does that mean?
Speaker 5: I think it just means that your movies make money
Speaker 5: and that like you're a good serious Yeah, it's so
Speaker 5: much better.
Speaker 4: I thought it was get paid in popcorn.
Speaker 3: No, that'shant, that's me on my rider.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Can I just say quickly for a noura shout out
Speaker 4: to my friend Sebastian Knelly who was in Honora and
Speaker 4: now he's what he was the the tow truck truck driver. Cool,
Speaker 4: he was the tow truck driver and Anora towards the
Speaker 4: end of the movie. So now he's in a movie
Speaker 4: that won Best Pick an Oscar for Playeh.
Speaker 3: God, Wow, that's so cool. Mike. By the way, I
Speaker 3: really like her vibe. She just seems like a really
Speaker 3: nice person. And I am able to clock this. I
Speaker 3: think I'm better than most people at seeing which celebrities
Speaker 3: are real good people and which aren't. And I heard
Speaker 3: a story this weekend about one that is not a
Speaker 3: good person, and I was really bummed out about it. I
Speaker 3: can't remember who it was. I don't even think i'd
Speaker 3: tell you if I could remember, but I was like, man,
Speaker 3: I actually thought that person was cool, and they're not.
Speaker 3: But Mikey Madsen just seems like a just a She
Speaker 3: really loves acting. She's a great she's gracious, she's grateful,
Speaker 3: she's humble. I just I like her vibe. Her speech
Speaker 3: wasn't like Adriane Brody nine minutes long, self indulgent throwing
Speaker 3: his gum at his wife who used to be married
Speaker 3: to Harvey Weinstein, Like hasn't she been through enough? Like
Speaker 3: like I just I, you know, shout out to Adrian
Speaker 3: Brody because he laughed at my joke at the Golden Globes,
Speaker 3: and I loved it, and he had a good sense
Speaker 3: of humor about himself. But that speech was too long.
Speaker 1: It's self indulgent.
Speaker 5: Someone pointed out on Twitter that Adrian Brodie's like the
Speaker 5: Eli Manning where he's won two big he's won two
Speaker 5: big games and then everything else is just interceptions and
Speaker 5: it really is the truth.
Speaker 1: But Adrian Brody great actor.
Speaker 5: Listen to when they start playing you off, like they're
Speaker 5: doing that not just to hurt you.
Speaker 3: Your guys text cracked me upwards on there was one
Speaker 3: of you who was like, wow, I didn't even know
Speaker 3: you could do that, but like why did we think
Speaker 3: we couldn't? You know, like like why did we all
Speaker 3: we all thought he was gonna get shot or something
Speaker 3: if he didn't get off stage. But you could just
Speaker 3: tell the orchestra stop and they'll all quiet down. Like
Speaker 3: that was literally insane. And then him throwing the gum
Speaker 3: at his wife like everyone was disgusted, but that I
Speaker 3: really wasn't actually disgusted by it, Like I thought it
Speaker 3: was kind of cute, like they don't care about and
Speaker 3: she's like yeah, like and it's like this Oscar winner
Speaker 3: throwing his gum. It kind of like brings it back
Speaker 3: down to earth. But I do have to say, like
Speaker 3: when actors, certain actors, there were a couple that won
Speaker 3: awards that night. I thought Mikey Madison was just herself.
Speaker 3: She was just a normal person, like grateful to win
Speaker 3: in shock and all those things. Some of them are
Speaker 3: the other ones. I'm like, is this a monologue? Is
Speaker 3: this an audition for the next thing you're doing? Like,
Speaker 3: I don't trust Adrian Brody being emotional because he's an actor,
Speaker 3: Like it just seemed like acting to me. And maybe
Speaker 3: that's just because I don't I'm not aware of his
Speaker 3: acting style and and maybe it's not at all like it,
Speaker 3: and maybe he's allowed to get really profound and emotional
Speaker 3: during that, and of course you would. But there were
Speaker 3: some people. There was one other speech that I was
Speaker 3: just like, come on, this is like I'm watching an audition.
Speaker 3: I just it seems scripted and it seems way too
Speaker 3: emotional and let's all just just be more real. But
Speaker 3: I don't think they can. Yeah, I don't think they
Speaker 3: can be real because if they're real, they have no
Speaker 3: control and they need a script in order to be good.
Speaker 4: In order to be a really excellent actor, you kind
Speaker 4: of have to have no identity. I think that's my theory, and.
Speaker 3: You have to just be like, oh yeah, so like
Speaker 3: when you are allowed to speak, you have to have
Speaker 3: some kind of plan to play a character ofsel exactly.
Speaker 4: A character is some actor who talked about that, that
Speaker 4: like a good actor who said, like, I'm retiring from acting,
Speaker 4: or maybe it was Daniel day Lewis who said I
Speaker 4: need to figure out. Maybe it wasn't. I don't want
Speaker 4: to put this. I am yeah, like I have been
Speaker 4: a different person for my entire life, and it takes
Speaker 4: from you every time because that person, like maybe even
Speaker 4: Leonardo DiCaprio said this after The Remnant, because like every
Speaker 4: time you play that character, that character, the character doesn't
Speaker 4: leave you. It takes a part of you and then
Speaker 4: gets absorbed into your being. And the more you do that,
Speaker 4: the less the less and less your core being becomes,
Speaker 4: and the more you become these other people. And so
Speaker 4: at a certain point you have to be like, wait
Speaker 4: a second, who am I? Even if you're good.
Speaker 3: Anymore?
Speaker 1: Do you think Tim Allen felt that way after doing this.
Speaker 3: I think, so, okay, we'll talk more about Oscars. I
Speaker 3: want to talk about how well Conen did and stuff
Speaker 3: like that tomorrow on the show. We didn't cover it all,
Speaker 3: but that we covered a lot. Thank you guys for
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