Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi friend, Hi baby Hei you sweeties honey babies, baby,
Speaker 2: sweetie Poe. Imagine that's how we talked.
Speaker 3: Well, there's a baby in the studio right now.
Speaker 2: You look just like you're dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we we do sound effects now on this podcast.
Speaker 2: We should get a little soundboard.
Speaker 1: We it.
Speaker 2: Yo, we've gotten to that point where we're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just want to make noise. I mean, isn't that
Speaker 2: what a podcast is is just noise?
Speaker 3: I suppose, Or let's what a podcast is. Let's let's
Speaker 3: break down just language. Isn't language just noise?
Speaker 2: Sure? Sure, sure, if that's what you want to You know,
Speaker 2: when people talk, it does just seem like, no, that's
Speaker 2: what words are is just noise.
Speaker 1: But really always like mess me up? Is laughter?
Speaker 4: I feel like laughter is such a weird concept, right, Like, no,
Speaker 4: it's like an addition of just like ha ha ha,
Speaker 4: Like that's so weird.
Speaker 2: Andrew, Andrew.
Speaker 3: If you hanging out with people who laugh, ha ha ha,
Speaker 3: those people are not actually laughing, Yeah, they're they're laughing
Speaker 3: at you and very laughter.
Speaker 5: You've never heard real laughter, sweetie.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's why it's weird. Got it?
Speaker 3: Also, I have like I don't know, maybe like ten
Speaker 3: variations of my laugh. There's like so many different versions
Speaker 3: of how I can laugh at somebody. There's like surprised laugh.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's laugh, shady laugh, messy laugh. A someone fell
Speaker 2: and bust their ass. That is good, nervous laugh, Sidney,
Speaker 2: total funny joke. Las, God's my beach. I love what
Speaker 2: we do here on the pod. It's so beautiful.
Speaker 3: I was running late to the pod today per usual,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I think I'm ready to start
Speaker 3: having guests on the podcast again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's time, friend. I mean people have
Speaker 2: been like, hey, I would love to be on the
Speaker 2: pod again, and I'm like, okay, okay, well, I guess
Speaker 2: we should do that. I mean, we've been on Zoom
Speaker 2: long enough and I think it's I think it's time.
Speaker 2: But I will like to do a round of applause
Speaker 2: for us doing it so many months by ourselves. Let's
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: I think the reason why we weren't doing guests is
Speaker 3: because we were like, oh, we're gonna be back in
Speaker 3: the studio in a couple of months, and now it's like,
Speaker 3: oh no, we're still here and Halloween is around the
Speaker 3: ever happens so I just you know, Also, I feel
Speaker 3: like we're doing all the heavy lifting. I need a
Speaker 3: little guest to come in here and share their mess
Speaker 3: so we can judge.
Speaker 2: Them, I know. And it's just like I'm not being whore,
Speaker 2: so it's it's hard for me to come in for
Speaker 2: energy anything. Yeah, I mean I'm trying to get I'm
Speaker 2: trying to get mad.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, Okay, I think we are back on
Speaker 3: opposite ends of the spectrum against this because are we
Speaker 3: ever on the same through are ever on the same
Speaker 3: I now am ready to possibly be back on these
Speaker 3: dating streets and get my hole on.
Speaker 2: I think that's where I am, you know, and you're
Speaker 2: you're trying to do it while the cold is coming.
Speaker 3: Winter is coming, and I feel like the sun is
Speaker 3: gonna start setting it like two pm, and I need
Speaker 3: some of these men to like entertain enlighten and you know,
Speaker 3: spoil me.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think Winter on his peak. I mean
Speaker 2: also yes, yes, yes, I mean I was cuffed for
Speaker 2: the for the spring. I feel like Fall is you know,
Speaker 2: fall out of some strange man's bed season. Yeah, follow
Speaker 2: the title fall, the Gap, the gap boop. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: actually went on a little date this weekend. I don't
Speaker 2: even wow, let's talk about it, because I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: say it's a date, friend, but it is an experience
Speaker 2: that we can about. So let's go. Baby, talk to me.
Speaker 2: What you're wearing, said.
Speaker 3: The same wearing I was wearing, like a light blue
Speaker 3: denim cuffed, you know, relaxed fit I was giving.
Speaker 2: She's like, I don't take you seriously.
Speaker 3: I was giving a fitted body suit with a V neck,
Speaker 3: deep V bodysuit. Because you sometimes you got sexiest. Sometimes
Speaker 3: you got to give them. You know, you gotta give
Speaker 3: high low, you gotta give tight, loose, You got to
Speaker 3: give a little alio on the top, a little bit
Speaker 3: of big pun on the bottom. So the bottoms was loose,
Speaker 3: top was tight. I had on these sneakers that Quarantine
Speaker 3: Bay got for me for my birthday.
Speaker 5: Happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Living your life like gets golded.
Speaker 3: Important because when I was out, people kept stopping me
Speaker 3: to talk about my shoes, right.
Speaker 2: And it was mainly like it.
Speaker 3: It was some black girls, but it was a lot
Speaker 3: of men, So that's important to That's why I'm saying
Speaker 3: this wasn't really a date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of want to be a sneakers I
Speaker 2: think that this is who I am.
Speaker 3: I try to put some little ankle boots on the
Speaker 3: other day and my feet were like, what is what
Speaker 3: is this?
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 5: Prison?
Speaker 3: You gotta sind It was like way way and We're
Speaker 3: like no. My ankles didn't like it. The ball on
Speaker 3: my feet didn't like it. My big toe hated it.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna put these sneakers back on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she's a sneaker right now. I mean
Speaker 3: you got sneakers too, You got those rebox that you have.
Speaker 2: I had mine on today. Sneakers are just more comfortable
Speaker 2: they are. And at the end of the day, what
Speaker 2: are we wearing heels for now?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Where what are we doing?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: That was the conundrum syst because I knew we were
Speaker 3: going to be standing outside.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be sitting.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be standing the entire hour and a half
Speaker 3: that I'm out of my house.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna put on some That's how
Speaker 2: long the day was, That's how long. That's gathering. We
Speaker 2: fell into the gap, Well, we didn't fall into the gap.
Speaker 2: I went home by myself.
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, So he was running late. The place
Speaker 3: was across the street from my house, so I was
Speaker 3: also running late. I said, well, let me know when
Speaker 3: you get there. Also, I realized, if the closer I'm
Speaker 3: going to my house, the closer so I'm going to
Speaker 3: something that's near my house, the later I'm going to be.
Speaker 3: So you know, I get there and I vaguely remembered
Speaker 3: what this dude looked like. So I saw somebody who
Speaker 3: I thought was him, and I was like hey, and
Speaker 3: he was like hi, And there was a girl standing
Speaker 3: there and I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: It's not him, So like I was like, oh, so
Speaker 2: I took half a.
Speaker 5: Step away from them, and I heard her go do
Speaker 5: you know her?
Speaker 3: And he was like And then the dude who I
Speaker 3: was actually meeting comes from around the corner, and he
Speaker 3: looked like a smaller, uglier version of that. Oh no, Marie,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that he was ugly, a lot like
Speaker 3: a less attractive version of the person that I had
Speaker 3: talked to.
Speaker 5: Also shorter, shorten him.
Speaker 2: Because the dude, I think mainly what hurts is, well, the.
Speaker 3: Dude his thing says he's six feet, so I have
Speaker 3: no concept of height either. Six feet is my or
Speaker 3: it's you know, all the way to the ceiling. So
Speaker 3: I saw this tall dude and I was like that
Speaker 3: that looks like feet o kai.
Speaker 2: He's like hey.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, full on woman is right next to him. Do
Speaker 2: you know her?
Speaker 3: And he was like, so this guy comes around the corner.
Speaker 3: He's wearing a distressed black denim jacket. So already turned
Speaker 3: off because it was like a weird distressed. It was like,
Speaker 3: did you do this? He was wearing a g star
Speaker 3: why like why why you look like that? It was
Speaker 3: so it wasn't a gesuit was He told me it
Speaker 3: was a gift from his friends. I was like, you
Speaker 3: need to get some new friends.
Speaker 2: Oh buffalo, yes, yes, yes, well yes the sneaker exactly.
Speaker 3: So so people kept recognizing me that night, Like I
Speaker 3: bunded to this woman who I used to intern for
Speaker 3: in like twenty ten. Somebody recognized me from stand up.
Speaker 3: He was like Marie and I was like, uh huh,
Speaker 3: funny story. He was like, he's like this might be
Speaker 3: a bit personal, but how's your mom doing? And I
Speaker 3: was like my mom.
Speaker 2: I was like my mom. He was like, yeah, your mom,
Speaker 2: how is she doing?
Speaker 3: Didn't you post that you were on Instagram that you
Speaker 3: had like gotten into it with your mom and I
Speaker 3: was like no, and he was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, He's like sorry, you guys are always together and
Speaker 3: always doing videos together and stuff.
Speaker 2: So I confused, Oh my god, not an idiot, but
Speaker 2: just like damn bro, like get we are not the same.
Speaker 2: We are not.
Speaker 3: It was funny though, because he was like, yeah, you
Speaker 3: guys are always together, so I'm confused.
Speaker 5: I was like, so you confused our mom?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean I thought I don't know because your
Speaker 4: mom's a nurse, right. I feel like it was like
Speaker 4: a valid question, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't talk enough my mom.
Speaker 4: Marie's mom is to I mean like she's she's out and.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But the way he asked the question, it wasn't like
Speaker 3: your mom is good at work. I know she's an
Speaker 3: essential worker. No, he was like, how's everything with your mom?
Speaker 2: She's good? And I was like, are y'all talking your question?
Speaker 4: Like I don't, like I would hate to be like
Speaker 4: like Sydney like in that situation if you have got
Speaker 4: that question in public, that would really like fuck me
Speaker 4: up because it's like I don't want to be think
Speaker 4: about this right now.
Speaker 2: He's like, hell, yeah, he's He's like, can I ask
Speaker 2: you a personal question?
Speaker 3: If he hadn't breakfaced it with that then and he
Speaker 3: asked me how my mom was doing, I would have
Speaker 3: been like, oh, she's fine.
Speaker 5: But because he was like, can I ask.
Speaker 2: You a personal question? How's your mom?
Speaker 3: I was like, h she good and she doesn't know
Speaker 3: you anyway. So this guy that I was meeting for
Speaker 3: this date, let's call him Dusty Denim. So Dusty Dinnim.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, So Denim, what.
Speaker 2: If I don't care?
Speaker 3: You know, I don't care, all the more reason for
Speaker 3: us to get some gifts so I can stop being
Speaker 3: mean to people that hung out with this weekend. So
Speaker 3: he we're online for these drinks. He's like, oh, two
Speaker 3: of my homegirls are up there. I'm gonna give them
Speaker 3: my card so they can get our drinks. I said, great, fab,
Speaker 3: I'm still won't be staying on his sidewalk either way.
Speaker 3: So they bring the drinks out. He doesn't introduce me
Speaker 3: to them, and so I don't know their names, they
Speaker 3: don't know my name. So now it's not really a
Speaker 3: date of two people. It's four people having a conversation
Speaker 3: on the sidewalk and it's awkward. But also no introductions
Speaker 3: were made.
Speaker 2: I think that's that's where either he he well, the
Speaker 2: fact that he told you that that was his homegirls
Speaker 2: means like he wants you to know who they are,
Speaker 2: but he doesn't want to know. He doesn't want them
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 3: When he gets even stranger, he's like, she need to
Speaker 3: go get her bag out my car, or she needs
Speaker 3: to put her bag in my car.
Speaker 2: We'll be back or something. And I turned around. They're gone.
Speaker 3: Him and this girl were going for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: I'm Marie Punch on the sidewalk.
Speaker 2: He's falling into the gap with somebody else. But you know,
Speaker 2: I mean, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3: It's something must have fallen into the gap of his
Speaker 3: mouth because his breath was a little bit hot, So
Speaker 3: I said, so when I met him, So okay, So
Speaker 3: that so three things hold on you feel something. Things
Speaker 3: were wrong when I met him before we even started
Speaker 3: the date. One, he was shorter than I thought he
Speaker 3: was going to be, and he was less hot than
Speaker 3: the first guy that I spoke to. Two he had
Speaker 3: that gross jacket on Three his breath was bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, so wait, like what kind of like it was
Speaker 2: like eight, I've had my mask on him all day.
Speaker 3: I need a solids, something stuck between the molars in
Speaker 3: the back.
Speaker 2: It's I have a dirt. I have a dead too,
Speaker 2: dead tooth, dead to right. Oh that's a good uh title.
Speaker 3: So yeah, So he he leaves me with this girl
Speaker 3: who I don't know, and disappears with another girl I
Speaker 3: definitely don't know. So some creepy man comes over and
Speaker 3: he's like he's drunk and he's like talking to us,
Speaker 3: and I, yes.
Speaker 2: That guy, that guy, and that's the DNIM. That's the jacket.
Speaker 2: He's got the same jacket on the nerve with the
Speaker 2: jeans to what the jeans were doing, siss, but that
Speaker 2: that he might he might have had on like men's
Speaker 2: leggings or something.
Speaker 3: I don't remember what the pants were. But that's the
Speaker 3: so and you was in the photo. He's not ugly
Speaker 3: in the photo, but he he was giving corny vibes
Speaker 3: in the photo and he was giving real corny vibes
Speaker 3: in real life. So when they disappeared for those twenty minutes,
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, I'm not even on a date.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just having a drink across the street
Speaker 3: and then I'm going home, mind you. I fully was thinking, Oh,
Speaker 3: I can just drink this on my couch. Like I
Speaker 3: was like, I was getting ready.
Speaker 2: To walk across the street. You should have got you
Speaker 2: should have had to go. They're not giving you real
Speaker 2: cups at these places.
Speaker 5: Oh so you could have just.
Speaker 2: Left, friend, after twenty minutes, I would have been like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm gone. After after I told.
Speaker 3: You, people kept like recognizing me or talking to me
Speaker 3: or so I'm having conversations with full on their men.
Speaker 3: When he gets back and you know, the place was closing.
Speaker 3: I got there ten. The bar closed at like eleven.
Speaker 3: We were there till maybe eleven thirty. I was going home.
Speaker 3: So I bumped to this guy. This guy's looking at
Speaker 3: my sneakers, you know, from this man, and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, I love those. How you get those?
Speaker 3: These sneakers are like like exclusives or something.
Speaker 2: And he was like, who's your sneaker plug?
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, I do have a plug
Speaker 3: this guy and we're talking.
Speaker 2: Can I talk to that? Can I get some sneakers?
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously i'll pay, You're gonna pay, You're gonna
Speaker 2: pay him.
Speaker 3: Pussy is that this depends on how much money you're
Speaker 3: trying to spend.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll talk about this off, we'll talk anyway.
Speaker 3: So you know, the day quote unquote ended. But they
Speaker 3: were talking to me about my sneakers and they're like, well,
Speaker 3: where did you get those?
Speaker 2: And they were being annoying.
Speaker 3: The girl that went to the car with him was
Speaker 3: being very aggressive with me, and I.
Speaker 5: Did not like her, like aggressive.
Speaker 3: She was drunk, and so she was like like this
Speaker 3: guy started to fall and he like leaned on my
Speaker 3: shoulders some other strange man, and I turned out of
Speaker 3: it and I left them, like somebody started to fall
Speaker 3: on me and I moved and they're like, she was like,
Speaker 3: you ran away and left us. Okay, I'm supposed to
Speaker 3: just let this man timber on top of me, Like
Speaker 3: what do you what?
Speaker 2: You very aggressive? She was drunk.
Speaker 5: So they were like talking about my shoes and they're like, well.
Speaker 2: Where you got the shoes? Who's the blood?
Speaker 3: Who's And I was like this dude that I'm banging
Speaker 3: my man, my man, my man got me these shoes.
Speaker 2: And they're like you're man, my man, and they're all good.
Speaker 2: It just jumped out of you. I'm never gonna jump
Speaker 2: this man.
Speaker 3: Again, I have zero interest in having another converse after
Speaker 3: this sentence comes out of my mouth.
Speaker 2: He left you for twenty minutes, that's grounds for you
Speaker 2: to have already.
Speaker 5: Lest he's like, can I walk you home?
Speaker 3: After I said that, after I had these conversations with
Speaker 3: these other people on this sidewalk, He's like, can I
Speaker 3: walk you home?
Speaker 2: I was like, no, no, sir, can I. I don't
Speaker 2: need you to know where I live.
Speaker 5: I mean, then he watched.
Speaker 3: I think he kind of he saw me cross the
Speaker 3: street and walk right into my house.
Speaker 2: So that but.
Speaker 3: So that's why I'm saying I didn't really go on
Speaker 3: a date. I was outside, somebody paid for my drink,
Speaker 3: But it wasn't actually a date.
Speaker 2: Girl. That is great story, but that was just kind
Speaker 2: of a waste of time. What the fuck it was?
Speaker 2: How do you leave somebody for twenty minutes? Did you
Speaker 2: ask him? So what happened? You know what? I didn't
Speaker 2: because I didn't care, because you didn't care.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not fighting with you in that jacket
Speaker 3: on this street.
Speaker 2: In front of the bar that people know me at.
Speaker 2: No way, this is your cheers. Everybody knows your name.
Speaker 3: Was my house from here I'm not about to argue
Speaker 3: with you on this curb. I can leave at any time.
Speaker 2: I was just yeah, and I can call the nigga
Speaker 2: who got me these sneakers. They'd have a good old
Speaker 2: that part.
Speaker 3: But it was like, but it also made me like
Speaker 3: appreciate him more because it was like, you know, like
Speaker 3: I like, I actually like being with him, and like
Speaker 3: I like being out with him this dude that I
Speaker 3: was out with the dead tooth. I was like, Mmm,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stand here and you stand there. The streets
Speaker 3: are getting but it feels good to like have an
Speaker 3: excuse to get dressed and like put a little bit
Speaker 3: of makeup on and like secure my wig.
Speaker 2: And go outside.
Speaker 3: So that's why I think I want to go back
Speaker 3: out and be on these dating streets.
Speaker 2: You know, it feels like it's done. I'm glad you
Speaker 2: did that because I mean, you know, one, we need
Speaker 2: content and two it's like which truly, Marie, this should
Speaker 2: be your video for Patreon.
Speaker 3: About going out with a man with a dead tooth. No, Sydney,
Speaker 3: it's for tomorrow, your video that you have to post
Speaker 3: on that. I don't think I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Why you think he's following.
Speaker 3: It has nothing to do This has nothing to do
Speaker 3: with creating content and chronicle. It is because you sometimes
Speaker 3: you're like, I don't really need to go out, but
Speaker 3: I do need to go out. I need to do
Speaker 3: this because you never know what's gonna happen while you're
Speaker 3: talking about this. It make a picture of you talking
Speaker 3: so that I can post this in the stories of
Speaker 3: discounts also as content for the creator chronicles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, this is what you gotta do. There's
Speaker 2: so many things that I'm like, I'm not doing this,
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, actually i am because I know
Speaker 2: something is gonna come about, and then I'll have something
Speaker 2: to either joke about, tell a story about, or just
Speaker 2: like brainstorm on making a lie. See.
Speaker 3: But you know what though, Also, I'm gonna say when
Speaker 3: I woke up in the morning, like the date was tragic.
Speaker 2: I mean the.
Speaker 5: M I'm not evenna say the date was tragic.
Speaker 2: I'm not calling. I'm not calling. It was meat, the
Speaker 2: meeting of the meat was whatever.
Speaker 5: But like I didn't feel bad when I got home.
Speaker 3: I felt great still, and then when I woke up
Speaker 3: in the morning, I felt good too. And I think
Speaker 3: it's because it's important to go outside and interact with people. Yes,
Speaker 3: you gotta do it safely. Yes you need a socially distance.
Speaker 3: Yes people were wearing masks and everything like that. But
Speaker 3: like it feels good to like it almost felt normal
Speaker 3: again to be outside and like talking to people and
Speaker 3: talking about comedy and talking to people, like bumping into
Speaker 3: people that I would bump into when I was doing shows.
Speaker 2: So it was like, it's simple.
Speaker 3: I think that that's why it's like pushing me to
Speaker 3: like go out on these dates or whatever it is,
Speaker 3: cause it's like I'm I'm not meeting anybody new, I'm
Speaker 3: talking to my friends, I'm sticking with my pod.
Speaker 5: And I just feel like I need I don't.
Speaker 3: Know new blood in my social circles. So that's That's
Speaker 3: where I'm at with this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 4: Never, I feel like lately like I've been like really
Speaker 4: like lacking like any social interaction. So like when I
Speaker 4: do actually interact with anybody, I feel like completely like
Speaker 4: socially uncomfortable, socially awkward. I can hold a conversation on
Speaker 4: zoom or on the phone, but the second that like
Speaker 4: we're interacting in person, like even it's like close friends
Speaker 4: it's just like almost like robot mode because we're.
Speaker 2: All out of practice. Yeah, we're all Like.
Speaker 3: I've noticed that I can't really keep eye contact no
Speaker 3: more like when I'm talking. When I'm talking, my eyes everywhere,
Speaker 3: But when somebody else is talking, I can give you
Speaker 3: direct eye contact.
Speaker 4: But I went out to brunch last weekend with a
Speaker 4: friend and like, and I was like I couldn't make
Speaker 4: eye contact with her, and like I was like constantly
Speaker 4: looking and she was like, what are you looking at?
Speaker 4: And I was like, I'm sorry, Like I didn't even.
Speaker 2: You're like this is weird for me.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but I get that that that's such a
Speaker 3: real thing that you're feeling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to do the big group thing.
Speaker 2: I'm not here for that. I like, I can go
Speaker 2: out like with one or two people, but then when
Speaker 2: it's a lot of people around, I like turn into
Speaker 2: a snail and I want to like go back in
Speaker 2: my shell, go back in my apartment with all the
Speaker 2: fucking lights and plants, and just keep a cute. I'd
Speaker 2: rather somebody come to my house than just be at
Speaker 2: like a restaurant.
Speaker 3: I and I remember that we were Carolina was having
Speaker 3: her birthday party in the backyard and we were all
Speaker 3: eating this delicious Dominican Rice and Sydney took her plate
Speaker 3: and went in the house and ate it with her
Speaker 3: door open.
Speaker 2: Right, It's like, what you doing it? Yep. She's like,
Speaker 2: it's too many people out there, and I get that
Speaker 2: too many.
Speaker 3: We were like all out of practice and also like
Speaker 3: trying to be careful as careful.
Speaker 2: As we can be. Right now, Okay, and this great.
Speaker 2: You see how I said that way into what we're
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Speaker 3: they gave us three stars.
Speaker 2: Scutiney scott Me.
Speaker 3: Saying you're encouraging others to do the same as you,
Speaker 3: and they may not be as militant as you.
Speaker 2: So which one is it? Are people going to do
Speaker 2: what we're doing? Pick what you're talking about? Are people
Speaker 2: going to Are people going to do what we're doing
Speaker 2: or people not gonna do what we're doing? Which is it?
Speaker 6: Because how many how many stars they get three? They
Speaker 6: left the review, but they left the review before they
Speaker 6: heard our episode because they left this two days after
Speaker 6: my birthday.
Speaker 3: So we were we were in Mexico when this person
Speaker 3: was like, let me tell them what I think about
Speaker 3: what they're doing. If you want to go to tou Loom, booble,
Speaker 3: go to Touloom. If you don't want to go, stay home.
Speaker 3: Do what feels the most comfortable and makes the most
Speaker 3: sense for you. But know that everybody that I was
Speaker 3: in Too Loom with is people that I've been with
Speaker 3: the entire pandemic.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, And we were very very safe, very safe.
Speaker 2: Like we got a house that already had a pool
Speaker 2: and we were mainly in the house. We went out
Speaker 2: to get groceries and let me tell you, and to Loom,
Speaker 2: they were being way safer than we anywhere shoes before
Speaker 2: we could get into an establishment. I'm like that they're testing,
Speaker 2: they're testing, they're giving hands down and tested, they're doing
Speaker 2: what they have to. Everybody has a mask on, like
Speaker 2: they're keeping it super cute. Then we went to the
Speaker 2: beach and everyone is like far away from each other.
Speaker 2: It's an outside, you know place, so if you want
Speaker 2: to tell people to stay home, I'm sorry. We are
Speaker 2: so many months in. Like in the beginning, yes, we
Speaker 2: wouldn't have gone on a trip because duh, the pandemic
Speaker 2: was full blown gallivanting in these streets international Ethoto. But
Speaker 2: now it's like, the reason why we we could go
Speaker 2: to Mexico is because you can travel there, so we
Speaker 2: were being as safe as possible. And I'm sorry, mental health, Sorry, babe.
Speaker 2: We have been going through it. Everything that has been
Speaker 2: happening months upon months. We have been seeing it on
Speaker 2: the internet. It doesn't matter if we're walking to the
Speaker 2: store and coming back. We're seeing everything that's happened racially, politically.
Speaker 2: It's driving everyone crazy. No one is happy, everybody is miserable.
Speaker 2: Things that are happening is shitty. And if we want
Speaker 2: to take a little trip with a few friends and
Speaker 2: be very safe about it, then we do the.
Speaker 1: Thing that like stood up to me.
Speaker 4: I feel like this person is probably just jaded because
Speaker 4: they're probably not in a living situation where they feel
Speaker 4: like they can risk like a trip to Mexico.
Speaker 3: So that's what's that saying. Maybe they leave with somebody
Speaker 3: who's high risk or whatever. We all live alone, sweetheart.
Speaker 3: Sorry anybody at risk by so don't.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's necessarily about you. I feel like
Speaker 4: that this person's probably just mad about seeing it's not
Speaker 4: probably not directly at you, even though it is a
Speaker 4: review on your podcast. But they're probably just mad at
Speaker 4: a bunch of other people living their life and whatever,
Speaker 4: and they're probably in a situation where they're stuck inside.
Speaker 4: I'm just probably giving them the benefit.
Speaker 3: Of the doubt here, Andrew, I'm I'm fine with true
Speaker 3: true given them Thank you for being the dissenting ye
Speaker 3: in here, but saying that this is beyond selfish.
Speaker 2: Absolutely Sis.
Speaker 3: It's my birthday. I was with my friends, my sister,
Speaker 3: my people. We did it because this is something that
Speaker 3: we needed to do. The way that I was feeling
Speaker 3: before the trip, the way I was feeling before I
Speaker 3: decided to take the trip, is a complete one pint
Speaker 3: eighty of how I feel right now. The way that
Speaker 3: I that my brain is like it's like reactivated. There's
Speaker 3: something about anticipating a trip, planning for that trip, and
Speaker 3: then going on the trip that like elevates your mood.
Speaker 3: If you want to be home or if you if
Speaker 3: you don't want to be home, but you have to
Speaker 3: be home because you live with somebody who's at risk
Speaker 3: or you're more at risk. You know, I'm not apologize
Speaker 3: for what I did for my birthday.
Speaker 2: Or being very safe, I mean very safe. I will
Speaker 2: stand by that. And then when we came back, like
Speaker 2: I stayed home, got a test. I wasn't really seeing
Speaker 2: anybody until I knew that I was fine, And you know,
Speaker 2: everybody can get out now, Like people are at restaurants indoors.
Speaker 5: The same day that you wrote their review sis, they opened.
Speaker 2: The gag, the gag which you know, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 2: not coming at you. I'm not mas like I like,
Speaker 2: I see where you could say that it's selfish. But
Speaker 2: selfish is like going on a trip willy nilly, not
Speaker 2: taking the precautions and then going out and about into loom,
Speaker 2: not knowing your status and infecting other people, which is
Speaker 2: not the case when you're on the plane. When you're
Speaker 2: in the airport, people have to have a mask on.
Speaker 2: They will let you know. And if you don't keep
Speaker 2: your man that's going on on the plane, they will
Speaker 2: from airline's flights until you die. Yeah, So like if anything,
Speaker 2: traveling is way more safer than everybody else that are
Speaker 2: doing the day to day things in their in their
Speaker 2: local city.
Speaker 3: I was actually surprised at how they were like doing
Speaker 3: it at the airport. They were like they were only
Speaker 3: boarding like a couple rows at a time. They boarded
Speaker 3: from the back of the plane to the front. All
Speaker 3: the middle seats were blocked off. And then this person says,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter if you're getting tested and the next
Speaker 3: day you get the results, you're encouraging others to do
Speaker 3: the same as you.
Speaker 2: Uh, yes we are.
Speaker 3: We're telling you to go get tested, gets you a
Speaker 3: twenty four hour test, so you know sooner rather than later,
Speaker 3: and you can make the moves that you're making smartly.
Speaker 2: So that's that's unlike unlike Trump who's saying like, oh,
Speaker 2: we can't beat this, we can beat this. Don't don't
Speaker 2: let it get the best.
Speaker 1: Of you because he's not healthier than twenty years like that.
Speaker 1: It's not a fucking spot.
Speaker 2: Now, don't wear you don't need to wear a mask.
Speaker 3: You know, he got hyper high blood pressure, high cholesterol.
Speaker 3: He probably about to lose his foot before he loses
Speaker 3: this election.
Speaker 2: And we're not saying that. We're not saying that, and
Speaker 2: you know, I was a little apprehensive about the trip too.
Speaker 2: And I will say that we we didn't really post
Speaker 2: a lot while we were there. We weren't like making
Speaker 2: it this grand. We weren't grand standing our trip. We
Speaker 2: took it. We had fun, we took some pictures, we
Speaker 2: posted a few, but it wasn't like, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, everybody traveled ourselves. But also it was really
Speaker 3: just a bot for us. You're saying that we're influencers,
Speaker 3: knowing that we didn't post anything when we got to Mexico.
Speaker 2: You didn't even know that we were.
Speaker 3: I started posting I think the day after my birthday
Speaker 3: in the stories, so for you to be like, you know,
Speaker 3: y'all people are looking up to y'all and doing what
Speaker 3: y'all would do. We were being very quiet compared to
Speaker 3: what we could have been in any other instance of
Speaker 3: us taking a trip together.
Speaker 2: And let's be real. Real people are taking these trips
Speaker 2: and not posting, and you don't know anything about it
Speaker 2: they're doing. People are out here doing the ship. Don't
Speaker 2: be don't be fool, don't be fool. People are out here.
Speaker 2: So I'd rather be honest and not like lie and
Speaker 2: withhold the truth, like, oh that I'm not out, but
Speaker 2: I am. But I'm trying to be as safe as something.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's gonna how it's gonna.
Speaker 2: All right, hold on here.
Speaker 4: I'm a Scottany apologist. Yeah, no, okay. So my issue
Speaker 4: is that every time that you read a podcast review,
Speaker 4: I feel like it's it's primarily negative ones. And you
Speaker 4: ask for podcast reviews and you have the thousands of
Speaker 4: reviews where they're all happy, but then you choose the
Speaker 4: one the.
Speaker 5: Highlight that's not true.
Speaker 2: We reread the positive true.
Speaker 3: We wouldn't stay positive when people letting our damns and
Speaker 3: they're like, oh, you know, I'm a professor in Wyoming
Speaker 3: women's studies and I'm not really your demographic. Like I
Speaker 3: still remember the good ones. I remember when people yeah,
Speaker 3: And I feel.
Speaker 4: Like for every bad one, I feel like we should
Speaker 4: also be saying, like three good ones, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 5: Maybe not three good ones. Here's a good one.
Speaker 3: I think, like, I love this podcast and I like
Speaker 3: Andrew talking more.
Speaker 5: That's the part that's the review that somebody lived.
Speaker 4: Okay, great, oh thank you. That was a setup for
Speaker 4: you to say that exact review.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay, another one, How are they not crazy famous?
Speaker 2: Marie and Sydney are so hilarious. I truly don't know
Speaker 2: why they're not hosting their own TV shows at this point.
Speaker 2: Listen to this show, make your life better. End of review. Yeah, like,
Speaker 2: people are saying great things and we're over one thousand reviews. Finally,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, only took us four years. Yay upsess.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, we know that y'all are out here
Speaker 2: loving us down and supporting us and telling other people
Speaker 2: to listen. And we we we see that and it
Speaker 2: makes me feel great because sometimes I'm like, why we
Speaker 2: still doing this podcast, but like, yeah, no, it's making
Speaker 2: other people feel good, and whether we know it or not,
Speaker 2: we're changing lives day to day with the messy stuff
Speaker 2: that we reveal about ourselves and everything.
Speaker 1: It thinks that you're affecting people's lives in other.
Speaker 3: Ways, Well, Scutiny, no, but Scutney or Scotney, let me
Speaker 3: say Scutiney.
Speaker 2: Scutney is right.
Speaker 3: We being on a trip, Like the reason why I
Speaker 3: wanted to go to Mexico in the first place is
Speaker 3: because everybody on my Instagram was in Mexico, so that so, yes,
Speaker 3: there is something to be said about seeing somebody take
Speaker 3: a trip and then putting the idea in your head
Speaker 3: and then you're like, should we also?
Speaker 2: But but but babe, you don't know. I mean, you
Speaker 2: do know.
Speaker 3: We talked about what precautions we took, so you know,
Speaker 3: don't tell us to grow up and go home or
Speaker 3: grow hop and stay home. We are grown up, so
Speaker 3: we can go outside. And if you're somebody who's listening
Speaker 3: to this and you feel the same way as Scutiny,
Speaker 3: you know that's unfortunate for you, babe. But people are
Speaker 3: going to continue to live their lives regardless of whether
Speaker 3: this pandemic last another year or not. God forbid it does.
Speaker 3: But you you better have the same energy on your
Speaker 3: president's Twitter page when when they tweet that master or
Speaker 3: not important and they never felt healthier. Please please screenshot
Speaker 3: your response to your president and send it to me
Speaker 3: so I could read it on the podcast next week.
Speaker 2: Gee, I would really love that. And that is another
Speaker 2: great segue, because let me tell you what I was
Speaker 2: spending my fucking time. I was not going on a date.
Speaker 2: I was on Facebook, like this book just in a Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was. You know, it's dark when you're on Facebook.
Speaker 2: And meanwhile, I like, you guys were here. We are
Speaker 2: watching like the Savage Finty Fashion Show or whatever, and
Speaker 2: I'm going through my Facebook messages, not messages, but I'm
Speaker 2: just looking at posts that people were and you know,
Speaker 2: it was the day that Trump said he had COVID
Speaker 2: or whatever, and everybody had every take and they were
Speaker 2: making fun, they were laughing. And this friend of mine
Speaker 2: was like, I had COVID while I was pregnant, and
Speaker 2: it is like insensitive, and it's like what happened to
Speaker 2: morality and humanity? You guys are disgusting. If you even
Speaker 2: cared about me, you would not make jokes about Trump
Speaker 2: having COVID. And yes, he's a bad person, but that
Speaker 2: being this outwardly disgusting doesn't make you a better person
Speaker 2: or make the situation better. And I was just like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you are Trump apologists, Like this is Trump.
Speaker 2: You having COVID while you're pregnant. It's not the same
Speaker 2: as Trump, who is the reason why COVID got so
Speaker 2: bad because he did not take the proper pre cautions
Speaker 2: and safety matters for us to be protected properly. Y'all
Speaker 2: are not the same. Y'all are not the same. So
Speaker 2: the the empathy you have for this man, you need
Speaker 2: to bring that energy right on back to the thousands
Speaker 2: and a million.
Speaker 3: People who've been affected by the whole world is affected
Speaker 3: by it, honestly, but two hundred and eleven thousand people
Speaker 3: have died in this country from it.
Speaker 5: So you know, I just because, so what.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about? And it's like, this is the
Speaker 2: same type of people who overlooked like why people were
Speaker 2: marching and focused on the looters. Baby girl, if you
Speaker 2: can't figure out why people are looting or why people
Speaker 2: are marching or writing, then you are missing the whole point.
Speaker 2: Looting didn't just happen for all of a sudden, And
Speaker 2: also the looters are not the same as the people
Speaker 2: who are actually marching to talk about that, like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's some chaos happening out there. Well let's run up,
Speaker 2: let's and sorry it was a lot of bass and
Speaker 2: soho what yeah, like it's they they're not fighting the
Speaker 2: same fight. So don't get mad at the poor citizens
Speaker 2: of America who are like this is the only way
Speaker 2: I can get my voice out, because we are clearly
Speaker 2: not being heard because people still be getting shot and
Speaker 2: there's no respect for black women, black men, trans people
Speaker 2: of color, gays.
Speaker 5: Like stop it, just stop.
Speaker 2: And this is the same person I was like, you
Speaker 2: don't even have enough black people in your life to
Speaker 2: even be commenting. Ye just hush.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's also a good reason to stay
Speaker 3: on Facebook, sis, the fact, the fact that you still
Speaker 3: have heating your account locked in and you know how
Speaker 3: to get in and out of the Book of Faces.
Speaker 3: I don't know nothing about Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook anymore. So
Speaker 3: that's that's the problematic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was, it was. It was rough, and I
Speaker 2: need to work on myself. But that's that is another segway.
Speaker 2: You can just do the.
Speaker 1: Time.
Speaker 3: You can just you can just be like and that
Speaker 3: brings me to my other point, or I just need
Speaker 3: you to smooth out these segways. I feel like I
Speaker 3: feel like we I'm just Alley opening them to you
Speaker 3: and you're just like, it's speaking of segs and it's like,
Speaker 3: isn't a segway a car.
Speaker 1: Scooter?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, anyway, didn't the segway creator. I'm not scutiny, Okay,
Speaker 2: I need you to back up off me, get up
Speaker 2: off my neck, and if I want to say fucking
Speaker 2: seg on I'll do that. I don't care. I will
Speaker 2: be someone's This is my comedy.
Speaker 3: What's the stuff that Trump was saying, take a shot
Speaker 3: of bleach. Every time Sidney says the word segue.
Speaker 2: Bitch bye, whatever you talk about, whatever you want to know,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say the guy that who created seg wait,
Speaker 2: didn't he die? You want to segue?
Speaker 1: Did he really?
Speaker 2: I think he, like.
Speaker 4: Or some barns of Seleno and Barnes died in the
Speaker 4: plane crash last week.
Speaker 2: All that Seleno and Barnes is just Seleno now in Barnes.
Speaker 1: Saying Seleno in Barnes injury eight hundred Yes.
Speaker 2: And plane was flying.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: He was actually flying a plane. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, rich people be you know, they be
Speaker 3: getting a little little a little jitny together and they
Speaker 3: fly after a couple of flight lessons. Yeah, he died.
Speaker 3: I wonder how Seleno is doing well.
Speaker 1: They broke up.
Speaker 4: I think I think they broke up before he like
Speaker 4: last year or something. I think they were ahead.
Speaker 3: What's the other duo, Jacoby and Myers. So maybe Jacoby
Speaker 3: and Myers broke up, but Selena and Barnes were still cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not entirely. Sure, I'll do some I'll do
Speaker 1: some fact checking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Sidney, we could be this is given the
Speaker 3: leaving the lane wide open for us to be the
Speaker 3: new Seleno.
Speaker 1: In Barnes Injury Attorneys.
Speaker 3: Injury, Sydney, you mad about the segue?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, do you think?
Speaker 3: Oh? I wanted to talk about Meg the Stallion real
Speaker 3: quick because she did SNL on Saturday. I guess that's
Speaker 3: how I say us and she. I didn't watch the performance.
Speaker 3: I just caught the end when she was talking about
Speaker 3: black women being the most disrespected people in America, and
Speaker 3: she brought up Daniel whatever his last name is, that
Speaker 3: the attorney general of the Breonna Taylor case. I didn't
Speaker 3: realize that he's engaged to Miss Mitch m Miss Mitch
Speaker 3: McConnell's granddaughter.
Speaker 2: Really or niece or something there.
Speaker 3: Right now, so he it seems like they've kind of
Speaker 3: been grooming him to be exactly who he is right now.
Speaker 2: No beautiful, beautiful cis no no, no, I'm being sarcastic.
Speaker 3: So that's problematic but not surprising. But I would love
Speaker 3: to know what his mom thinks about what's happening right now.
Speaker 3: I hope his mother has him on the prayer list
Speaker 3: that her church, because you know, all skin folk ain't
Speaker 3: kin folk, is what.
Speaker 2: No, And we already knew that, but you know, Meghan,
Speaker 2: I saw the performance and I was like, damn, she's
Speaker 2: doing the song that's like kind of like high energy
Speaker 2: and she wasn't given or like Meg the Stallion like vibes.
Speaker 2: It just seemed a little bit more demure. And it
Speaker 2: was because she was gonna hit us with the protect
Speaker 2: Black Women. And I was like, oh, this is this
Speaker 2: is gorgeous. Yes, at first I was like, oh, maybe
Speaker 2: she's not pushing it and pumping it because maybe like
Speaker 2: her feet hurting of that sort. But it wasn't. It
Speaker 2: was just like, no, I'm about to hit you with
Speaker 2: a real message and it's about to it's gonna get
Speaker 2: you in your neck, and it was. It was. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm still upset about people who are making fun of
Speaker 2: megde Stallion when she was hurt. And the reason why
Speaker 2: she didn't give the answers that you wanted at the
Speaker 2: time is because she was processing her own trauma. And yeah,
Speaker 2: it just sucks that she had to go on live
Speaker 2: and explain her Also, imagine being shot at twenty four.
Speaker 5: I mean, heartstop.
Speaker 3: Imagine being shot, but then imagine being shot at twenty
Speaker 3: four years old by somebody that you know, Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: three things in that sentence that you're held up four fingers.
Speaker 3: There's three things in that sentence that it's like wait what.
Speaker 3: And then after that happens, people are saying, well, what
Speaker 3: did she do to get shot? And well, she's you know,
Speaker 3: she's she probably did something to him first, and well
Speaker 3: she's big, so she doesn't need protecting from Tory Lanes.
Speaker 2: And it's like what what?
Speaker 4: Well there was like some like was it Tory Lanes
Speaker 4: that tried to like say that she she stepped on
Speaker 4: broken glass and she wasn't actually shot.
Speaker 1: Did you hear that report?
Speaker 2: I don't care about anything that man is saying because
Speaker 2: all of it is l I e s and you know,
Speaker 2: he is not remorseful and he just sucks. And he's
Speaker 2: an example of most men who do trash things to
Speaker 2: women and get off Like he's not in jail, he's
Speaker 2: his dudo self.
Speaker 4: I just think it's wild because, like, imagine if this
Speaker 4: happened like Taylor Swift, we would not hear the end
Speaker 4: of it. Oh my, we're still on the Kanye. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like over ten years ago.
Speaker 1: She wasn't shot.
Speaker 5: She was she wasn't shot. She didn't win an award.
Speaker 3: That or no, she won the award and then Kanye
Speaker 3: jumped on stage.
Speaker 5: She wasn't shot. She was shocked.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, and and and it's it was I think
Speaker 3: it was a vm A.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even for a Grammy.
Speaker 1: It was the best music, but it's stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was for a Video Music Award.
Speaker 3: So you know, oh, like, let's put everything in perspective
Speaker 3: and really look at how people don't care about Black
Speaker 3: women and they, you know, they like to say that
Speaker 3: like black women are Oh. I had a conversation with
Speaker 3: somebody yesterday and she was speaking to her aunt, and
Speaker 3: her aunt was like, black women are too independent and
Speaker 3: that's why they don't have men, or that's why men
Speaker 3: don't want to date us, because we're too independent. We
Speaker 3: do too much for ourselves, and men want to be
Speaker 3: with women who they can do stuff for.
Speaker 2: And I was like, du du fuck you logic right there.
Speaker 3: Her aunt said that, she said black women are too
Speaker 3: independent in twenty twenty and that's why men don't want
Speaker 3: to date us. And it was like, that's not why
Speaker 3: men don't want to date us, that's what That's not
Speaker 3: why these the ignorant ones anyway to want to date us.
Speaker 2: Also, wouldn't you want to be with somebody who's independent
Speaker 2: and I don't want to date them? So let's chalk
Speaker 2: that up to it's a win win situation for me.
Speaker 2: I'm good on the men's it doesn't matter if they
Speaker 2: black or white or or see through. I'm all set
Speaker 2: so that that conversations, I mean, but also away kill
Speaker 2: the conversation.
Speaker 3: Can we look at why black women have to be
Speaker 3: so independent? It's because people don't do stuff for us
Speaker 3: and don't want to do stuff for us. Black men
Speaker 3: leave us hanging all the time. And I'm not saying
Speaker 3: all of them, but they're like this whole Meghan. The
Speaker 3: Stallion thing showed us that they were like.
Speaker 2: Roasting that woman is a celebrity, She has so much
Speaker 2: money and people still didn't have her back. Now, imagine
Speaker 2: not having anybody have your back and being that well
Speaker 2: known and then being some random, not random, but just
Speaker 2: some you know, relatable black woman that works at CVS.
Speaker 2: They not think about her other so period on that
Speaker 2: so sad way to bring the mood down, Sydney, what's
Speaker 2: your what's your happy segment? No, happy segway, happy Seguey,
Speaker 2: I'm talking about sperm with my lady. Uh yeah, we're
Speaker 2: just gonna we're gonna bring it up. We're gonna take
Speaker 2: it to the next level because we have to hold on.
Speaker 3: You guys are having conversations about sperm as in to
Speaker 3: get pregnant. Okay, isn't there like two other conversations that
Speaker 3: have to happen before that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, definitely, like engaged, moving in. But we we
Speaker 2: have to think it's just the The starting a family
Speaker 2: for gays is just a It's different than if you're heterosexual,
Speaker 2: because we you know, if we want to go to
Speaker 2: a sperm bank or if we want to get it
Speaker 2: from somebody that we know. We have to start talking
Speaker 2: about this now. We can't just when we actually want
Speaker 2: it to happen then all of us because the process
Speaker 2: is gonna be long.
Speaker 3: Have you have you ever had this conversation with another
Speaker 3: woman that you were dating before?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, this congratulations, it's serious. It's freak you. Well, it's
Speaker 2: because I don't want to have a baby at forty
Speaker 2: Like that's that's cute for some folks that that's good
Speaker 2: for them, But I know that I'm already exhausted now,
Speaker 2: so I can't even imagine what forty is going to
Speaker 2: look like for me. So I I do think that
Speaker 2: I would like to be pregnant in the next like
Speaker 2: two three years, and so I have to just think
Speaker 2: about my options now because I also have friends that are,
Speaker 2: you know, throwing the eggs on ice and what.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you have the perfect solution for you
Speaker 3: and your baby. My brother's sun firm, so that your
Speaker 3: baby will be my baby.
Speaker 2: Well no, the baby.
Speaker 5: Will just my baby, your baby, everybody's baby.
Speaker 3: It will be a sis, but aunt rees will actually
Speaker 3: be aunt rees.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: The only issue is that your brother looks so much
Speaker 2: like me. The baby's gonna look like me, Sis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, The problem is that your brother is very attractive,
Speaker 3: great jeans, I'm so talented, but there's another part of
Speaker 3: him that I'm like, I don't want that rub my baby.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, so I'm gonna need that to know
Speaker 2: I'm gonna okay, yes, but I would love I would
Speaker 2: actually love to have a baby that looks kind of
Speaker 2: like my jeans are quite strong, sis, we we all have,
Speaker 2: we all have.
Speaker 3: I want my baby to have abs on its neck.
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, I was just throwing that out there.
Speaker 3: If you're listening.
Speaker 2: It was a good I like that. I'll you know what,
Speaker 2: I'll ask. I'll ask the girl and see what she says.
Speaker 2: But she did have a couple of people were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you could use you totally. You can have my spur.
Speaker 2: But also, I'm gonna need to borrow your body when
Speaker 2: I need a baby. And it was like, wait, what
Speaker 2: you just in't in a cup for two seconds is
Speaker 2: not the same as you borrowing my whole body. Borrow
Speaker 2: somebody's body, Like what we because the guy is gay,
Speaker 2: It's like, I need I'm gonna need a body, So
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need a body.
Speaker 5: Just throw it in the bag.
Speaker 2: For paper end plastic, thank you.
Speaker 3: You're gonna tie the body to the top of the
Speaker 3: car with some roath.
Speaker 2: And so my girl was saying that she doesn't want
Speaker 2: to get sperm from a sperm bank because she was like,
Speaker 2: what is the logic between these dudes that are just
Speaker 2: giving up their sperm. Is it because they're a good
Speaker 2: Samaritan or because they need the money, or are they sick?
Speaker 2: Nasty freaks that just want their babies all out here
Speaker 2: and about like what.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's a combination of they want they want
Speaker 3: babies all over the place, and they need money and
Speaker 3: they just had some time. Maybe they were waiting to
Speaker 3: meet somebody across the street and they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: I could just go donate some sperm.
Speaker 2: Dollars? How much? How much do you get paid for
Speaker 2: donating sperm?
Speaker 4: I know that like you get you get a lot
Speaker 4: of money for like getting vasectomy, Like you get thousands
Speaker 4: and thousands of dollars if you donate your your testicles.
Speaker 5: Donate your text. What I thought of a secondmy was
Speaker 5: just snipping like.
Speaker 1: A oh wait, wait whatever.
Speaker 4: But if you actually get rid sorry sorry, if you
Speaker 4: actually get rid the nuts and there's just like just
Speaker 4: the dick and then it goes right to the butthole.
Speaker 5: So you get money, if you get cash straight yourself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, like, you know, if I'm ever in
Speaker 4: a hard place, fall back on that and I'm not
Speaker 4: using them.
Speaker 5: If you give your balls up, can you ever be
Speaker 5: in a hard place again?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I think that you can still you can still produce come.
Speaker 4: I feel like there's gonna be so many people look
Speaker 4: at that are like, no, you can't have so.
Speaker 2: Many doctors who follow us on here.
Speaker 5: So I think Scutiny is.
Speaker 4: A doctor, actually scooty doctor scoot Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Think that you still, yes, okay, So so what suptions
Speaker 3: that friend is? You're you're going through your rolodex of rich,
Speaker 3: uh successful friends.
Speaker 2: To find a donor or you know, I don't know
Speaker 2: if he's listening, he's probably not. But Dwayne Perkins, I
Speaker 2: would take his burm. I think he is gorgeous. He is.
Speaker 2: He is so beautiful and very successful and smart and
Speaker 2: all those things and when all of that rolls up
Speaker 2: great personality. Yeah, he can dance. He's so just charming.
Speaker 2: Ah you know what I might ask, But I would
Speaker 2: like him to be a little bit taller, just a
Speaker 2: little bit. But no, no, no, he's perfect, perfect, But
Speaker 2: I would like, you know, a taller baby.
Speaker 3: Impossible stretch the legs when you have the baby, sister,
Speaker 3: you'll stretch the way that you stretch the baby's like
Speaker 3: hold it by the ankles and then you spin in
Speaker 3: a circle and then the baby will elongate naturally like.
Speaker 2: And now this is why you are clearly not having kids.
Speaker 3: Think I want to have them, which is why I
Speaker 3: suggested my brother's sperm so I could have you know,
Speaker 3: baby with you.
Speaker 5: But okay, that's fine whatever, you know.
Speaker 2: Anymore, we are soulmates, Marie. Do you think your brother
Speaker 2: would give give the sperm every day?
Speaker 3: Sis?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's the title. Will your brother giving
Speaker 2: me some sperm? Can I borrow a cup of juice? Okay,
Speaker 2: So you and this person we've decided who's going to
Speaker 2: carry this baby? The first one.
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 2: You? Oh, I can't even Yeah, just get it out
Speaker 2: the way. I mean, I think she's way more nurturing
Speaker 2: than me, so she can definitely do the hard work.
Speaker 2: And then if the first one goes good, I'm okay
Speaker 2: with having another one. But I think she wants to
Speaker 2: get pregnant as well, which is gonna be really tough
Speaker 2: because I'm not good at that. You are nurturing. You
Speaker 2: do take care of people. That is a whole l
Speaker 2: I ees.
Speaker 3: That you just told on this podcast. You do take
Speaker 3: care of people. You do it every single day. And
Speaker 3: now you go to the grocery store, so like you
Speaker 3: also can go get some groceries for the person that
Speaker 3: is pregnant in your life.
Speaker 2: That is Sis.
Speaker 1: Progress get like dunkuse but but still.
Speaker 3: Yes, Sidney, you can't drink red Bull. I don't think
Speaker 3: you can drink red Bull if you're pregnant, fyi, or
Speaker 3: when you're lactating. I'm pretty sure you can't drink red
Speaker 3: bull popping and then keeps the baby red bull titties.
Speaker 2: So no, no, we have red Bull. I'm tired, go
Speaker 2: to bed. No, So I wanna Kelly Rowland is pregnant
Speaker 2: and she looks so cute. It's so pictures it's so
Speaker 2: she's like, Oh, that's what I want. You want to
Speaker 2: bet you want to when you're pregnant. I want to
Speaker 2: look like Kelly Rowland. I got come on, girl, She's
Speaker 2: so gorgeous. She she just makes pregnancy is a look,
Speaker 2: it's a look. How old is her first baby?
Speaker 1: I think she's she Isn't he like old? Like he's
Speaker 1: like at least like seven, right, Oh?
Speaker 2: I feel like he's got it. Maybe he's like four's seven.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's he's five.
Speaker 2: We were that's right in the middle.
Speaker 5: She's she's thirty nine. Kalandria Rowland serving.
Speaker 2: As Baudy Calendria. Okay, let me stink of the photos. Okay,
Speaker 2: we love to see it.
Speaker 3: Oh, look at the bit the belly is she still
Speaker 3: kind of has abs a little beer.
Speaker 2: I know, I love it like a tight pregnant belly.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no shade to people who are you know,
Speaker 3: swell when they're pregnant. But I love, you know, because
Speaker 3: I'm I'm petite, so I like to see like people
Speaker 3: who are I would, I would say similar stature to
Speaker 3: me pregnant because it makes me feel like, oh.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love it. It's great. I love and that
Speaker 2: that'll that'll be me. Hopefully.
Speaker 3: Everybody's body is different this. Some people don't look pregnant
Speaker 3: for like the first six months and then like they
Speaker 3: wake up and their stomach is like gott gao, and
Speaker 3: it's like, well, sis you what happen the baby dropped?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Everybody's bodies are different and it's a boy or they
Speaker 3: say girls steal your beauty. So if you like your
Speaker 3: nose swells and your feet are swollen, they're like, you're
Speaker 3: having a girl. But if you still look cute and pregnant,
Speaker 3: they're like, you're having a boy. Like I don't know
Speaker 3: how truth how truthful that is, but that's what they
Speaker 3: like to say.
Speaker 5: Sidney how would you do your gender reveal?
Speaker 1: Don't do it.
Speaker 2: I know I'm not here. I don't care. I just
Speaker 2: want to have a healthy, happy baby. That's all that matters.
Speaker 2: Will you let me plan both baby showers? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course if you want. If that's something that you
Speaker 2: want to do, I I won't stop you, but I
Speaker 2: will feel like it will be low key thrown together.
Speaker 3: Okay, wow wow, because you don't want to be on
Speaker 3: set of my several movies. And I'm gonna be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: yea ye, yeah, I would realize, says, I wouldn't probably
Speaker 3: not plan it for you. I would pay somebody to
Speaker 3: do it. I'd be like, I'm gifting you Jennifer Lopez
Speaker 3: from Monster in Law or whatever the hell that movie.
Speaker 3: I'm gifting Jennifer Lopez, and she's gonna plan your baby.
Speaker 2: Shower marine I can. I mean, yeah, I think that
Speaker 2: would be I think that it could be fun.
Speaker 3: I was looking at pictures recently of Tianna Taylor's baby
Speaker 3: shower and Karen Sivill and Carucci or whoever planned it, and.
Speaker 2: You know, I just gotta get you some sponsorship, sins.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: I gotta get somebody to sponsor the baby shower so
Speaker 3: we don't have to spend none of our money and
Speaker 3: then it.
Speaker 2: Be that's it. I think that's smart, Marin, and I
Speaker 2: trust you in that, and I think you have enough
Speaker 2: friends who will pull it together and help you. But
Speaker 2: if you were like, hey, I need help, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm the planner of this, but I also we also
Speaker 2: need help.
Speaker 3: But I feel like in two to three years, I'm
Speaker 3: an I'm gonna be in a better place than I
Speaker 3: am right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, You're just gonna pay somebody and I'll take that.
Speaker 3: I'm a data man with lots of money and be
Speaker 3: like my friend is having a baby and they need this, this, this, this, this,
Speaker 3: here's the registry, get everything.
Speaker 2: On the list. I love that for us. Can you
Speaker 2: believe we're talking about this ship? This is this disgusting
Speaker 2: cut cut cut cut cut, This is actually Andrew. We're
Speaker 2: gonna need you to take all this albaby take out.
Speaker 2: We're good. Are canceled? So yeah not.
Speaker 3: I So what did you guys end up with? What
Speaker 3: are what are the top three things the most important
Speaker 3: things that you guys need to discuss or figure out
Speaker 3: about this baby thing?
Speaker 2: Well, obviously, when we get married, I'm I I'll have to, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have to be in LA because she just feels like, hey,
Speaker 2: this for everybody on the call house, it's terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's I think that's what I'm having an issue with.
Speaker 2: It's just like, my family is here, and my family
Speaker 2: is my friends, and I just want to have enough
Speaker 2: money if that's the case. If I'm moving to LA
Speaker 2: to be able to fly like you out or Amina
Speaker 2: out if I need to. Yeah, I mean, and we
Speaker 2: love that. I love that you're thinking about flying us out.
Speaker 3: But I also I find solace and find pride in
Speaker 3: knowing that we're only going to be more and more
Speaker 3: successful as time goes on, so we'll also be able
Speaker 3: to be like, Yep, I'm outside and you're gonna be
Speaker 3: like wait what And I wanted to see you or
Speaker 3: you sounded sad on the phone, so I came to LA.
Speaker 3: But I mean, you have to think about your future, friend,
Speaker 3: and if your future is with this person, and y'all
Speaker 3: are going to have a family, the cat's.
Speaker 5: Gonna be in LA because.
Speaker 2: The problem is that Boobay got a dog, and it's
Speaker 2: like you clearly weren't thinking about Jelly and Jam. I'm
Speaker 2: not one bit o.
Speaker 5: Jelly and Jim are gonna go up for.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 3: You re retiring, would take need to take the cat?
Speaker 3: Will not take your cats. I'm not taking your cats.
Speaker 3: I would take a cat, but I'm not. In two years,
Speaker 3: they're gonna be seven eight they middle aged, since I
Speaker 3: want a young, sexy.
Speaker 2: Cat, not an old middle age cat. You ages, Black Beach,
Speaker 2: You are you yourself middle age in two years?
Speaker 5: I would say that's a lie?
Speaker 2: Anyway? What is what is we crack ourselves up?
Speaker 3: Why is it forty? Is it fifty? What age is?
Speaker 3: Middle age now feels like right now? It feels like
Speaker 3: where I'm at right now. Like middle age for me
Speaker 3: and my family is I'll be like sixty because I
Speaker 3: have people in my family who live to be one
Speaker 3: hundred and twelve years old.
Speaker 2: So problem to you guys. Be lifting weights and freaking
Speaker 2: doing all the activities to be healthy to live that way.
Speaker 2: I'm not working out now.
Speaker 3: So I actually got into it with my gym today
Speaker 3: because they've charged me now for the month of September
Speaker 3: and they're getting ready to charge me for October and
Speaker 3: they refuse to freeze my account, and I said, oh wow,
Speaker 3: so you are stealing money from me during a global pandemic,
Speaker 3: I will be contacting my bank.
Speaker 2: Go on. So that's that's the conversation that I had
Speaker 2: to have with my bank this morning. I hope you
Speaker 2: get your money back for fifteen.
Speaker 3: Dollars a month, so it's thirty dollars, but I want
Speaker 3: my thirty dollars back.
Speaker 2: It's mine, you know. New development friend. So also last thing,
Speaker 2: the babe was like, I need you to mark off
Speaker 2: January twenty eighth to February seventh, and I was like what.
Speaker 2: She's like, yes, those you're going to be with me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, wait, my birthday is on the
Speaker 2: second though, and she's like, yeah, you're going to be
Speaker 2: with me. And I was like, but wait, I like
Speaker 2: my friends. She was like, tell your friends you're going
Speaker 2: to be with me on your birthday and I was like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I want to do what I want to do it for.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 5: July hold on January what twenty eighth?
Speaker 2: January January twentye to the seventh February?
Speaker 5: Okay, so what's the what she got planned?
Speaker 2: I don't know? She can you find out? Can you
Speaker 2: text me?
Speaker 3: If I text her? What do you have planned? She's
Speaker 3: she's going to know that. I'm going to talk to
Speaker 3: you about it.
Speaker 2: Just between well, will you find out and just promise
Speaker 2: not to tell me? But yeah, can you do that?
Speaker 2: You're like, well, how can I jump on this train?
Speaker 2: How can I wait? Oh, you have no idea what
Speaker 2: it is? No, she won't tell me. It's October's I know, platte.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be sucking the sore. So I tell you
Speaker 2: that much. Tossing that fun into the gap, the gap.
Speaker 2: It's so sweet. But Marie find out because I was like,
Speaker 2: I want.
Speaker 3: To do well, maybe we can well I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't know what her plan is, but maybe we can
Speaker 3: all do something.
Speaker 2: You know, we can all scutiny? Is that okay? Babe?
Speaker 2: Can we all do something.
Speaker 1: Signature?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Also, I mean scoot no all jokes aside. We appreciate
Speaker 3: you listening to the podcast and being soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we really do.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, no, no, no, no, if you're if you're still listening,
Speaker 3: I am apologizing for coming off hard.
Speaker 2: You came at me hard, and I'm gonna do what
Speaker 2: I need to do. Uh Sydney.
Speaker 3: Actually, it's gonna be interesting to see what type of
Speaker 3: mama bear instincts you develop after you have a baby,
Speaker 3: because I feel like you're gonna be maybe meaner, more
Speaker 3: protective of those that are important to you because you're
Speaker 3: a mom. Well I'm already, but you're nice, but I
Speaker 3: think you might turn you know, I don't know. You know,
Speaker 3: when mom's babies are trapped under a car, they had
Speaker 3: like super strikeing like lift a car, you know what.
Speaker 2: I mean, stuff like that.
Speaker 3: So it will be it will be interesting to see
Speaker 3: what your personality develops into.
Speaker 2: After you have a baby. I'm tired of growing up.
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Baby.
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't believe we're talking about this.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Coco loco. All right, well this was
Speaker 2: so much fun. We really had something to talk about.
Speaker 2: Thank you for divulging your whole meet up with my
Speaker 2: encounter dusty denim, dead tooth, Yes, denims and dead too.
Speaker 2: I think that should be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So the first one was fall into the Gap, which
Speaker 4: I got a lot of applause. Can I borrow a
Speaker 4: cup of jiz please? That was there was dead tooth
Speaker 4: and denim, but there was. But what you rephrase it
Speaker 4: right now is dusty tooth, The dusty.
Speaker 5: Dusty Denim and Dead Tooth, Dead Tooth. Okay, or follow
Speaker 5: Dusty Denim and Dead Tooth.
Speaker 2: I like, can I borrow a couple?
Speaker 1: You're giving me way too many options. Let's solidify one.
Speaker 3: I think we got to take the couple of out
Speaker 3: only because I feel like a lot of our titles
Speaker 3: are very sexually explicit.
Speaker 2: They they but that's why people.
Speaker 5: That when they get well.
Speaker 2: But I like, I like Dusty Denims, Dead Tooth.
Speaker 1: Feel yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I love this.
Speaker 3: I think that we had a very productive Zoom meeting
Speaker 3: today we did.
Speaker 2: I feel really good about it. Actually the best episode
Speaker 2: we've done in uh the month of the last couple
Speaker 2: of months. Okay, I was gonna say the last couple
Speaker 2: of months. But we talked about everything. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, shout out to doctor Scutiny, my physician, and I
Speaker 3: hope that I get my thirty dollars back from Blink
Speaker 3: Fitness this week.
Speaker 2: You you're you'll be in our prayers. Argue with Sis Marie,
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