WEBVTT - Dusty, Denim, and Dead Tooth

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hi friend, Hi baby Hei you sweeties honey babies, baby,

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<v Speaker 2>sweetie Poe. Imagine that's how we talked.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there's a baby in the studio right now.

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<v Speaker 2>You look just like you're dead.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we we do sound effects now on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We should get a little soundboard.

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<v Speaker 1>We it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yo, we've gotten to that point where we're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to make noise. I mean, isn't that

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<v Speaker 2>what a podcast is is just noise?

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<v Speaker 3>I suppose, Or let's what a podcast is. Let's let's

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<v Speaker 3>break down just language. Isn't language just noise?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure? Sure, sure, if that's what you want to You know,

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<v Speaker 2>when people talk, it does just seem like, no, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what words are is just noise.

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<v Speaker 1>But really always like mess me up? Is laughter?

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like laughter is such a weird concept, right, Like, no,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like an addition of just like ha ha ha,

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<v Speaker 4>Like that's so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>If you hanging out with people who laugh, ha ha ha,

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<v Speaker 3>those people are not actually laughing, Yeah, they're they're laughing

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<v Speaker 3>at you and very laughter.

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<v Speaker 5>You've never heard real laughter, sweetie.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's why it's weird. Got it?

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<v Speaker 3>Also, I have like I don't know, maybe like ten

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<v Speaker 3>variations of my laugh. There's like so many different versions

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<v Speaker 3>of how I can laugh at somebody. There's like surprised laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, that's laugh, shady laugh, messy laugh. A someone fell

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<v Speaker 2>and bust their ass. That is good, nervous laugh, Sidney,

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<v Speaker 2>total funny joke. Las, God's my beach. I love what

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<v Speaker 2>we do here on the pod. It's so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>I was running late to the pod today per usual,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, I think I'm ready to start

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<v Speaker 3>having guests on the podcast again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it's time, friend. I mean people have

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<v Speaker 2>been like, hey, I would love to be on the

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<v Speaker 2>pod again, and I'm like, okay, okay, well, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>we should do that. I mean, we've been on Zoom

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<v Speaker 2>long enough and I think it's I think it's time.

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<v Speaker 2>But I will like to do a round of applause

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<v Speaker 2>for us doing it so many months by ourselves. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the reason why we weren't doing guests is

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<v Speaker 3>because we were like, oh, we're gonna be back in

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<v Speaker 3>the studio in a couple of months, and now it's like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh no, we're still here and Halloween is around the

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<v Speaker 3>ever happens so I just you know, Also, I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like we're doing all the heavy lifting. I need a

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<v Speaker 3>little guest to come in here and share their mess

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<v Speaker 3>so we can judge.

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<v Speaker 2>Them, I know. And it's just like I'm not being whore,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's it's hard for me to come in for

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<v Speaker 2>energy anything. Yeah, I mean I'm trying to get I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get mad.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you know, Okay, I think we are back on

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<v Speaker 3>opposite ends of the spectrum against this because are we

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<v Speaker 3>ever on the same through are ever on the same

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<v Speaker 3>I now am ready to possibly be back on these

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<v Speaker 3>dating streets and get my hole on.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's where I am, you know, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>you're trying to do it while the cold is coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Winter is coming, and I feel like the sun is

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<v Speaker 3>gonna start setting it like two pm, and I need

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<v Speaker 3>some of these men to like entertain enlighten and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>spoil me.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I think Winter on his peak. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>also yes, yes, yes, I mean I was cuffed for

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<v Speaker 2>the for the spring. I feel like Fall is you know,

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<v Speaker 2>fall out of some strange man's bed season. Yeah, follow

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<v Speaker 2>the title fall, the Gap, the gap boop. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 2>actually went on a little date this weekend. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even wow, let's talk about it, because I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>say it's a date, friend, but it is an experience

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<v Speaker 2>that we can about. So let's go. Baby, talk to me.

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<v Speaker 2>What you're wearing, said.

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<v Speaker 3>The same wearing I was wearing, like a light blue

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<v Speaker 3>denim cuffed, you know, relaxed fit I was giving.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I don't take you seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>I was giving a fitted body suit with a V neck,

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<v Speaker 3>deep V bodysuit. Because you sometimes you got sexiest. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>you got to give them. You know, you gotta give

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<v Speaker 3>high low, you gotta give tight, loose, You got to

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<v Speaker 3>give a little alio on the top, a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>of big pun on the bottom. So the bottoms was loose,

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<v Speaker 3>top was tight. I had on these sneakers that Quarantine

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<v Speaker 3>Bay got for me for my birthday.

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<v Speaker 5>Happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Living your life like gets golded.

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<v Speaker 3>Important because when I was out, people kept stopping me

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<v Speaker 3>to talk about my shoes, right.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was mainly like it.

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<v Speaker 3>It was some black girls, but it was a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of men, So that's important to That's why I'm saying

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<v Speaker 3>this wasn't really a date.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I kind of want to be a sneakers I

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<v Speaker 2>think that this is who I am.

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<v Speaker 3>I try to put some little ankle boots on the

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<v Speaker 3>other day and my feet were like, what is what

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<v Speaker 3>is this?

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<v Speaker 2>What is this?

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<v Speaker 5>Prison?

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta sind It was like way way and We're

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<v Speaker 3>like no. My ankles didn't like it. The ball on

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<v Speaker 3>my feet didn't like it. My big toe hated it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm gonna put these sneakers back on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think she's a sneaker right now. I mean

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<v Speaker 3>you got sneakers too, You got those rebox that you have.

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<v Speaker 2>I had mine on today. Sneakers are just more comfortable

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<v Speaker 2>they are. And at the end of the day, what

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<v Speaker 2>are we wearing heels for now?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Where what are we doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>That was the conundrum syst because I knew we were

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<v Speaker 3>going to be standing outside.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be sitting.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be standing the entire hour and a half

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<v Speaker 3>that I'm out of my house.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm gonna put on some That's how

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<v Speaker 2>long the day was, That's how long. That's gathering. We

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<v Speaker 2>fell into the gap, Well, we didn't fall into the gap.

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<v Speaker 2>I went home by myself.

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<v Speaker 3>But uh yeah, So he was running late. The place

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<v Speaker 3>was across the street from my house, so I was

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<v Speaker 3>also running late. I said, well, let me know when

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<v Speaker 3>you get there. Also, I realized, if the closer I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to my house, the closer so I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>something that's near my house, the later I'm going to be.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know, I get there and I vaguely remembered

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<v Speaker 3>what this dude looked like. So I saw somebody who

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<v Speaker 3>I thought was him, and I was like hey, and

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<v Speaker 3>he was like hi, And there was a girl standing

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<v Speaker 3>there and I was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not him, So like I was like, oh, so

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<v Speaker 2>I took half a.

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<v Speaker 5>Step away from them, and I heard her go do

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<v Speaker 5>you know her?

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<v Speaker 3>And he was like And then the dude who I

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<v Speaker 3>was actually meeting comes from around the corner, and he

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<v Speaker 3>looked like a smaller, uglier version of that. Oh no, Marie,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not saying that he was ugly, a lot like

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<v Speaker 3>a less attractive version of the person that I had

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<v Speaker 3>talked to.

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<v Speaker 5>Also shorter, shorten him.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the dude, I think mainly what hurts is, well, the.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude his thing says he's six feet, so I have

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<v Speaker 3>no concept of height either. Six feet is my or

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<v Speaker 3>it's you know, all the way to the ceiling. So

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<v Speaker 3>I saw this tall dude and I was like that

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<v Speaker 3>that looks like feet o kai.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like hey.

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<v Speaker 4>You.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, full on woman is right next to him. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you know her?

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<v Speaker 3>And he was like, so this guy comes around the corner.

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<v Speaker 3>He's wearing a distressed black denim jacket. So already turned

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<v Speaker 3>off because it was like a weird distressed. It was like,

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<v Speaker 3>did you do this? He was wearing a g star

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<v Speaker 3>why like why why you look like that? It was

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<v Speaker 3>so it wasn't a gesuit was He told me it

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<v Speaker 3>was a gift from his friends. I was like, you

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<v Speaker 3>need to get some new friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh buffalo, yes, yes, yes, well yes the sneaker exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>So so people kept recognizing me that night, Like I

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<v Speaker 3>bunded to this woman who I used to intern for

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<v Speaker 3>in like twenty ten. Somebody recognized me from stand up.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like Marie and I was like, uh huh,

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<v Speaker 3>funny story. He was like, he's like this might be

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<v Speaker 3>a bit personal, but how's your mom doing? And I

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<v Speaker 3>was like my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like my mom. He was like, yeah, your mom,

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<v Speaker 2>how is she doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't you post that you were on Instagram that you

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<v Speaker 3>had like gotten into it with your mom and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like no, and he was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, He's like sorry, you guys are always together and

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<v Speaker 3>always doing videos together and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So I confused, Oh my god, not an idiot, but

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<v Speaker 2>just like damn bro, like get we are not the same.

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<v Speaker 2>We are not.

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<v Speaker 3>It was funny though, because he was like, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>guys are always together, so I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, so you confused our mom?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean I thought I don't know because your

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<v Speaker 4>mom's a nurse, right. I feel like it was like

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<v Speaker 4>a valid question, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I don't talk enough my mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Marie's mom is to I mean like she's she's out and.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But the way he asked the question, it wasn't like

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<v Speaker 3>your mom is good at work. I know she's an

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<v Speaker 3>essential worker. No, he was like, how's everything with your mom?

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<v Speaker 2>She's good? And I was like, are y'all talking your question?

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<v Speaker 4>Like I don't, like I would hate to be like

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<v Speaker 4>like Sydney like in that situation if you have got

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<v Speaker 4>that question in public, that would really like fuck me

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<v Speaker 4>up because it's like I don't want to be think

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<v Speaker 4>about this right now.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, hell, yeah, he's He's like, can I ask

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<v Speaker 2>you a personal question?

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<v Speaker 3>If he hadn't breakfaced it with that then and he

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<v Speaker 3>asked me how my mom was doing, I would have

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<v Speaker 3>been like, oh, she's fine.

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<v Speaker 5>But because he was like, can I ask.

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<v Speaker 2>You a personal question? How's your mom?

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, h she good and she doesn't know

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<v Speaker 3>you anyway. So this guy that I was meeting for

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<v Speaker 3>this date, let's call him Dusty Denim. So Dusty Dinnim.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, So Denim, what.

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<v Speaker 2>If I don't care?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I don't care, all the more reason for

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<v Speaker 3>us to get some gifts so I can stop being

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<v Speaker 3>mean to people that hung out with this weekend. So

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<v Speaker 3>he we're online for these drinks. He's like, oh, two

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<v Speaker 3>of my homegirls are up there. I'm gonna give them

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<v Speaker 3>my card so they can get our drinks. I said, great, fab,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still won't be staying on his sidewalk either way.

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<v Speaker 3>So they bring the drinks out. He doesn't introduce me

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<v Speaker 3>to them, and so I don't know their names, they

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<v Speaker 3>don't know my name. So now it's not really a

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<v Speaker 3>date of two people. It's four people having a conversation

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<v Speaker 3>on the sidewalk and it's awkward. But also no introductions

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<v Speaker 3>were made.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's that's where either he he well, the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that he told you that that was his homegirls

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<v Speaker 2>means like he wants you to know who they are,

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<v Speaker 2>but he doesn't want to know. He doesn't want them

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<v Speaker 2>to know.

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<v Speaker 3>When he gets even stranger, he's like, she need to

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<v Speaker 3>go get her bag out my car, or she needs

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<v Speaker 3>to put her bag in my car.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be back or something. And I turned around. They're gone.

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<v Speaker 3>Him and this girl were going for like twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Marie Punch on the sidewalk.

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<v Speaker 2>He's falling into the gap with somebody else. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, let's talk about it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's something must have fallen into the gap of his

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<v Speaker 3>mouth because his breath was a little bit hot, So

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<v Speaker 3>I said, so when I met him, So okay, So

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<v Speaker 3>that so three things hold on you feel something. Things

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<v Speaker 3>were wrong when I met him before we even started

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<v Speaker 3>the date. One, he was shorter than I thought he

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<v Speaker 3>was going to be, and he was less hot than

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<v Speaker 3>the first guy that I spoke to. Two he had

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<v Speaker 3>that gross jacket on Three his breath was bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so wait, like what kind of like it was

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<v Speaker 2>like eight, I've had my mask on him all day.

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<v Speaker 3>I need a solids, something stuck between the molars in

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<v Speaker 3>the back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I have a dirt. I have a dead too,

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<v Speaker 2>dead tooth, dead to right. Oh that's a good uh title.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, So he he leaves me with this girl

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<v Speaker 3>who I don't know, and disappears with another girl I

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<v Speaker 3>definitely don't know. So some creepy man comes over and

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<v Speaker 3>he's like he's drunk and he's like talking to us,

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<v Speaker 3>and I, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>That guy, that guy, and that's the DNIM. That's the jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got the same jacket on the nerve with the

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<v Speaker 2>jeans to what the jeans were doing, siss, but that

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<v Speaker 2>that he might he might have had on like men's

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<v Speaker 2>leggings or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't remember what the pants were. But that's the

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<v Speaker 3>so and you was in the photo. He's not ugly

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<v Speaker 3>in the photo, but he he was giving corny vibes

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<v Speaker 3>in the photo and he was giving real corny vibes

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<v Speaker 3>in real life. So when they disappeared for those twenty minutes,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, Oh, I'm not even on a date.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just I'm just having a drink across the street

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'm going home, mind you. I fully was thinking, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I can just drink this on my couch. Like I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I was getting ready.

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<v Speaker 2>To walk across the street. You should have got you

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<v Speaker 2>should have had to go. They're not giving you real

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<v Speaker 2>cups at these places.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh so you could have just.

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<v Speaker 2>Left, friend, after twenty minutes, I would have been like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gone. After after I told.

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<v Speaker 3>You, people kept like recognizing me or talking to me

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<v Speaker 3>or so I'm having conversations with full on their men.

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<v Speaker 3>When he gets back and you know, the place was closing.

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<v Speaker 3>I got there ten. The bar closed at like eleven.

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<v Speaker 3>We were there till maybe eleven thirty. I was going home.

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<v Speaker 3>So I bumped to this guy. This guy's looking at

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<v Speaker 3>my sneakers, you know, from this man, and he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, I love those. How you get those?

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<v Speaker 3>These sneakers are like like exclusives or something.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, who's your sneaker plug?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, oh, I do have a plug

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<v Speaker 3>this guy and we're talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I talk to that? Can I get some sneakers?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, obviously i'll pay, You're gonna pay, You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>pay him.

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<v Speaker 3>Pussy is that this depends on how much money you're

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<v Speaker 3>trying to spend.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll talk about this off, we'll talk anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know, the day quote unquote ended. But they

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<v Speaker 3>were talking to me about my sneakers and they're like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>where did you get those?

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<v Speaker 2>And they were being annoying.

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<v Speaker 3>The girl that went to the car with him was

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<v Speaker 3>being very aggressive with me, and I.

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<v Speaker 5>Did not like her, like aggressive.

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<v Speaker 3>She was drunk, and so she was like like this

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<v Speaker 3>guy started to fall and he like leaned on my

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<v Speaker 3>shoulders some other strange man, and I turned out of

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<v Speaker 3>it and I left them, like somebody started to fall

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<v Speaker 3>on me and I moved and they're like, she was like,

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<v Speaker 3>you ran away and left us. Okay, I'm supposed to

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<v Speaker 3>just let this man timber on top of me, Like

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<v Speaker 3>what do you what?

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<v Speaker 2>You very aggressive? She was drunk.

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<v Speaker 5>So they were like talking about my shoes and they're like, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Where you got the shoes? Who's the blood?

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<v Speaker 3>Who's And I was like this dude that I'm banging

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<v Speaker 3>my man, my man, my man got me these shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're like you're man, my man, and they're all good.

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<v Speaker 2>It just jumped out of you. I'm never gonna jump

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<v Speaker 2>this man.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, I have zero interest in having another converse after

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<v Speaker 3>this sentence comes out of my mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>He left you for twenty minutes, that's grounds for you

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<v Speaker 2>to have already.

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<v Speaker 5>Lest he's like, can I walk you home?

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<v Speaker 3>After I said that, after I had these conversations with

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<v Speaker 3>these other people on this sidewalk, He's like, can I

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<v Speaker 3>walk you home?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, no, sir, can I. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need you to know where I live.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, then he watched.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he kind of he saw me cross the

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<v Speaker 3>street and walk right into my house.

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<v Speaker 2>So that but.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's why I'm saying I didn't really go on

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<v Speaker 3>a date. I was outside, somebody paid for my drink,

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<v Speaker 3>But it wasn't actually a date.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl. That is great story, but that was just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of a waste of time. What the fuck it was?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you leave somebody for twenty minutes? Did you

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<v Speaker 2>ask him? So what happened? You know what? I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>because I didn't care, because you didn't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not I'm not fighting with you in that jacket

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<v Speaker 3>on this street.

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<v Speaker 2>In front of the bar that people know me at.

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<v Speaker 2>No way, this is your cheers. Everybody knows your name.

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<v Speaker 3>Was my house from here I'm not about to argue

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<v Speaker 3>with you on this curb. I can leave at any time.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just yeah, and I can call the nigga

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<v Speaker 2>who got me these sneakers. They'd have a good old

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<v Speaker 2>that part.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was like, but it also made me like

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<v Speaker 3>appreciate him more because it was like, you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>I like, I actually like being with him, and like

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<v Speaker 3>I like being out with him this dude that I

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<v Speaker 3>was out with the dead tooth. I was like, Mmm,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna stand here and you stand there. The streets

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<v Speaker 3>are getting but it feels good to like have an

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<v Speaker 3>excuse to get dressed and like put a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>of makeup on and like secure my wig.

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<v Speaker 2>And go outside.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's why I think I want to go back

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<v Speaker 3>out and be on these dating streets.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it feels like it's done. I'm glad you

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<v Speaker 2>did that because I mean, you know, one, we need

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<v Speaker 2>content and two it's like which truly, Marie, this should

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<v Speaker 2>be your video for Patreon.

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<v Speaker 3>About going out with a man with a dead tooth. No, Sydney,

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<v Speaker 3>it's for tomorrow, your video that you have to post

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<v Speaker 3>on that. I don't think I'm gonna do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Why you think he's following.

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<v Speaker 3>It has nothing to do This has nothing to do

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<v Speaker 3>with creating content and chronicle. It is because you sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, I don't really need to go out, but

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<v Speaker 3>I do need to go out. I need to do

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<v Speaker 3>this because you never know what's gonna happen while you're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about this. It make a picture of you talking

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<v Speaker 3>so that I can post this in the stories of

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<v Speaker 3>discounts also as content for the creator chronicles.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like, this is what you gotta do. There's

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<v Speaker 2>so many things that I'm like, I'm not doing this,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'm like, actually i am because I know

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<v Speaker 2>something is gonna come about, and then I'll have something

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<v Speaker 2>to either joke about, tell a story about, or just

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<v Speaker 2>like brainstorm on making a lie. See.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what though, Also, I'm gonna say when

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<v Speaker 3>I woke up in the morning, like the date was tragic.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the.

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<v Speaker 5>M I'm not evenna say the date was tragic.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not calling. I'm not calling. It was meat, the

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<v Speaker 2>meeting of the meat was whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>But like I didn't feel bad when I got home.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt great still, and then when I woke up

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<v Speaker 3>in the morning, I felt good too. And I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's because it's important to go outside and interact with people. Yes,

0:19:19.560 --> 0:19:22.040
<v Speaker 3>you gotta do it safely. Yes you need a socially distance.

0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:24.800
<v Speaker 3>Yes people were wearing masks and everything like that. But

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<v Speaker 3>like it feels good to like it almost felt normal

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<v Speaker 3>again to be outside and like talking to people and

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<v Speaker 3>talking about comedy and talking to people, like bumping into

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<v Speaker 3>people that I would bump into when I was doing shows.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was like, it's simple.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that that's why it's like pushing me to

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<v Speaker 3>like go out on these dates or whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 3>cause it's like I'm I'm not meeting anybody new, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>talking to my friends, I'm sticking with my pod.

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<v Speaker 5>And I just feel like I need I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Know new blood in my social circles. So that's That's

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<v Speaker 3>where I'm at with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 4>Never, I feel like lately like I've been like really

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<v Speaker 4>like lacking like any social interaction. So like when I

0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:11.760
<v Speaker 4>do actually interact with anybody, I feel like completely like

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<v Speaker 4>socially uncomfortable, socially awkward. I can hold a conversation on

0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:17.879
<v Speaker 4>zoom or on the phone, but the second that like

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<v Speaker 4>we're interacting in person, like even it's like close friends

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<v Speaker 4>it's just like almost like robot mode because we're.

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<v Speaker 2>All out of practice. Yeah, we're all Like.

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<v Speaker 3>I've noticed that I can't really keep eye contact no

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<v Speaker 3>more like when I'm talking. When I'm talking, my eyes everywhere,

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<v Speaker 3>But when somebody else is talking, I can give you

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<v Speaker 3>direct eye contact.

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<v Speaker 4>But I went out to brunch last weekend with a

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<v Speaker 4>friend and like, and I was like I couldn't make

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<v Speaker 4>eye contact with her, and like I was like constantly

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<v Speaker 4>looking and she was like, what are you looking at?

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, I'm sorry, Like I didn't even.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like this is weird for me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, but I get that that that's such a

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<v Speaker 3>real thing that you're feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I don't want to do the big group thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not here for that. I like, I can go

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<v Speaker 2>out like with one or two people, but then when

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<v Speaker 2>it's a lot of people around, I like turn into

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<v Speaker 2>a snail and I want to like go back in

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<v Speaker 2>my shell, go back in my apartment with all the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking lights and plants, and just keep a cute. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>rather somebody come to my house than just be at

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<v Speaker 2>like a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>I and I remember that we were Carolina was having

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<v Speaker 3>her birthday party in the backyard and we were all

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<v Speaker 3>eating this delicious Dominican Rice and Sydney took her plate

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<v Speaker 3>and went in the house and ate it with her

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<v Speaker 3>door open.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, It's like, what you doing it? Yep. She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's too many people out there, and I get that

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<v Speaker 2>too many.

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<v Speaker 3>We were like all out of practice and also like

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<v Speaker 3>trying to be careful as careful.

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<v Speaker 2>As we can be. Right now, Okay, and this great.

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<v Speaker 2>You see how I said that way into what we're

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<v Speaker 2>about to talk about now, someone left a really review.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it felt very yelping. It didn't feel very iTunes.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, oh, you just came here to complain, okay, Sis,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go. So it says so yoh yeah, I was ready.

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<v Speaker 2>I was ready for this, it says so their trip

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<v Speaker 2>to Mexico dot dot dot. You're frustrated, but three months

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<v Speaker 2>ago you would have never made this trip to Mexico.

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<v Speaker 2>This is beyond selfish. And yes, you are influencing others

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<v Speaker 2>to do the same, whether you like to admit it

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<v Speaker 2>or not. Y'all acting like the pandemic is over. When

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<v Speaker 2>we have another year of this, It doesn't matter if

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting tested the next day and you get the result.

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<v Speaker 2>You're encouraging others to do the same as you, and

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<v Speaker 2>they may not as be as militant as you regarding testing,

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<v Speaker 2>grow up and stay home. Sorry, scout me, scot Me, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>hold up, boot if you say that we are influencing people,

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<v Speaker 2>right if we have that power? Right, So, if we're

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<v Speaker 2>telling people to be safe, like make sure you get

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<v Speaker 2>tested before you go on the trip, then you're on

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<v Speaker 2>the trip, be safe on the trip, then come back

0:22:54.160 --> 0:22:57.040
<v Speaker 2>and then get tested again. So we have the power

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<v Speaker 2>to make people do what we do, right, But we

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<v Speaker 2>don't have the power for people to be safe. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you mean? We're only promoting go if you

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<v Speaker 2>can go buy these guidelines right, So, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand disrespect in the tone of this review, and

0:23:12.960 --> 0:23:14.560
<v Speaker 3>they gave us three stars.

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<v Speaker 2>Scutiney scott Me.

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<v Speaker 3>Saying you're encouraging others to do the same as you,

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<v Speaker 3>and they may not be as militant as you.

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<v Speaker 2>So which one is it? Are people going to do

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<v Speaker 2>what we're doing? Pick what you're talking about? Are people

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<v Speaker 2>going to Are people going to do what we're doing

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<v Speaker 2>or people not gonna do what we're doing? Which is it?

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<v Speaker 6>Because how many how many stars they get three? They

0:23:38.200 --> 0:23:40.920
<v Speaker 6>left the review, but they left the review before they

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<v Speaker 6>heard our episode because they left this two days after

0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:44.040
<v Speaker 6>my birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>So we were we were in Mexico when this person

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<v Speaker 3>was like, let me tell them what I think about

0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:54.040
<v Speaker 3>what they're doing. If you want to go to tou Loom, booble,

0:23:54.119 --> 0:23:56.879
<v Speaker 3>go to Touloom. If you don't want to go, stay home.

0:23:57.359 --> 0:23:59.720
<v Speaker 3>Do what feels the most comfortable and makes the most

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<v Speaker 3>sense for you. But know that everybody that I was

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<v Speaker 3>in Too Loom with is people that I've been with

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<v Speaker 3>the entire pandemic.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, And we were very very safe, very safe.

0:24:12.240 --> 0:24:14.240
<v Speaker 2>Like we got a house that already had a pool

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<v Speaker 2>and we were mainly in the house. We went out

0:24:16.640 --> 0:24:19.439
<v Speaker 2>to get groceries and let me tell you, and to Loom,

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<v Speaker 2>they were being way safer than we anywhere shoes before

0:24:24.160 --> 0:24:29.000
<v Speaker 2>we could get into an establishment. I'm like that they're testing,

0:24:29.400 --> 0:24:32.359
<v Speaker 2>they're testing, they're giving hands down and tested, they're doing

0:24:32.359 --> 0:24:34.439
<v Speaker 2>what they have to. Everybody has a mask on, like

0:24:34.680 --> 0:24:36.879
<v Speaker 2>they're keeping it super cute. Then we went to the

0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:40.160
<v Speaker 2>beach and everyone is like far away from each other.

0:24:40.440 --> 0:24:45.040
<v Speaker 2>It's an outside, you know place, so if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to tell people to stay home, I'm sorry. We are

0:24:47.200 --> 0:24:50.159
<v Speaker 2>so many months in. Like in the beginning, yes, we

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't have gone on a trip because duh, the pandemic

0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:58.000
<v Speaker 2>was full blown gallivanting in these streets international Ethoto. But

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<v Speaker 2>now it's like, the reason why we we could go

0:25:00.320 --> 0:25:03.240
<v Speaker 2>to Mexico is because you can travel there, so we

0:25:03.240 --> 0:25:08.200
<v Speaker 2>were being as safe as possible. And I'm sorry, mental health, Sorry, babe.

0:25:08.240 --> 0:25:10.760
<v Speaker 2>We have been going through it. Everything that has been

0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:14.160
<v Speaker 2>happening months upon months. We have been seeing it on

0:25:14.200 --> 0:25:16.520
<v Speaker 2>the internet. It doesn't matter if we're walking to the

0:25:16.560 --> 0:25:20.159
<v Speaker 2>store and coming back. We're seeing everything that's happened racially, politically.

0:25:20.200 --> 0:25:24.639
<v Speaker 2>It's driving everyone crazy. No one is happy, everybody is miserable.

0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:27.600
<v Speaker 2>Things that are happening is shitty. And if we want

0:25:27.640 --> 0:25:29.760
<v Speaker 2>to take a little trip with a few friends and

0:25:29.840 --> 0:25:33.240
<v Speaker 2>be very safe about it, then we do the.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing that like stood up to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like this person is probably just jaded because

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<v Speaker 4>they're probably not in a living situation where they feel

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<v Speaker 4>like they can risk like a trip to Mexico.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's what's that saying. Maybe they leave with somebody

0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:49.320
<v Speaker 3>who's high risk or whatever. We all live alone, sweetheart.

0:25:49.440 --> 0:25:53.320
<v Speaker 3>Sorry anybody at risk by so don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think it's necessarily about you. I feel like

0:25:55.359 --> 0:25:58.159
<v Speaker 4>that this person's probably just mad about seeing it's not

0:25:58.200 --> 0:26:00.800
<v Speaker 4>probably not directly at you, even though it is a

0:26:00.840 --> 0:26:03.280
<v Speaker 4>review on your podcast. But they're probably just mad at

0:26:03.280 --> 0:26:05.399
<v Speaker 4>a bunch of other people living their life and whatever,

0:26:05.480 --> 0:26:08.320
<v Speaker 4>and they're probably in a situation where they're stuck inside.

0:26:08.359 --> 0:26:10.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm just probably giving them the benefit.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the doubt here, Andrew, I'm I'm fine with true

0:26:13.200 --> 0:26:15.520
<v Speaker 3>true given them Thank you for being the dissenting ye

0:26:15.760 --> 0:26:18.400
<v Speaker 3>in here, but saying that this is beyond selfish.

0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely Sis.

0:26:20.040 --> 0:26:23.800
<v Speaker 3>It's my birthday. I was with my friends, my sister,

0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:27.480
<v Speaker 3>my people. We did it because this is something that

0:26:27.640 --> 0:26:30.440
<v Speaker 3>we needed to do. The way that I was feeling

0:26:30.480 --> 0:26:33.000
<v Speaker 3>before the trip, the way I was feeling before I

0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:36.199
<v Speaker 3>decided to take the trip, is a complete one pint

0:26:36.240 --> 0:26:39.919
<v Speaker 3>eighty of how I feel right now. The way that

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:44.280
<v Speaker 3>I that my brain is like it's like reactivated. There's

0:26:44.320 --> 0:26:48.320
<v Speaker 3>something about anticipating a trip, planning for that trip, and

0:26:48.359 --> 0:26:51.879
<v Speaker 3>then going on the trip that like elevates your mood.

0:26:52.280 --> 0:26:54.159
<v Speaker 3>If you want to be home or if you if

0:26:54.200 --> 0:26:55.359
<v Speaker 3>you don't want to be home, but you have to

0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:57.480
<v Speaker 3>be home because you live with somebody who's at risk

0:26:57.560 --> 0:27:00.760
<v Speaker 3>or you're more at risk. You know, I'm not apologize

0:27:00.760 --> 0:27:07.000
<v Speaker 3>for what I did for my birthday.

0:27:05.359 --> 0:27:08.359
<v Speaker 2>Or being very safe, I mean very safe. I will

0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:10.919
<v Speaker 2>stand by that. And then when we came back, like

0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:13.639
<v Speaker 2>I stayed home, got a test. I wasn't really seeing

0:27:13.640 --> 0:27:17.800
<v Speaker 2>anybody until I knew that I was fine, And you know,

0:27:18.640 --> 0:27:23.520
<v Speaker 2>everybody can get out now, Like people are at restaurants indoors.

0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:29.960
<v Speaker 5>The same day that you wrote their review sis, they opened.

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<v Speaker 2>The gag, the gag which you know, I'm not. I'm

0:27:34.960 --> 0:27:39.520
<v Speaker 2>not coming at you. I'm not mas like I like,

0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:42.439
<v Speaker 2>I see where you could say that it's selfish. But

0:27:42.600 --> 0:27:46.439
<v Speaker 2>selfish is like going on a trip willy nilly, not

0:27:46.520 --> 0:27:50.320
<v Speaker 2>taking the precautions and then going out and about into loom,

0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:53.600
<v Speaker 2>not knowing your status and infecting other people, which is

0:27:53.640 --> 0:27:55.320
<v Speaker 2>not the case when you're on the plane. When you're

0:27:55.359 --> 0:27:57.359
<v Speaker 2>in the airport, people have to have a mask on.

0:27:57.640 --> 0:27:59.719
<v Speaker 2>They will let you know. And if you don't keep

0:27:59.720 --> 0:28:01.800
<v Speaker 2>your man that's going on on the plane, they will

0:28:02.359 --> 0:28:07.120
<v Speaker 2>from airline's flights until you die. Yeah, So like if anything,

0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:10.280
<v Speaker 2>traveling is way more safer than everybody else that are

0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:13.280
<v Speaker 2>doing the day to day things in their in their

0:28:13.359 --> 0:28:14.040
<v Speaker 2>local city.

0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:18.240
<v Speaker 3>I was actually surprised at how they were like doing

0:28:18.240 --> 0:28:21.440
<v Speaker 3>it at the airport. They were like they were only

0:28:21.480 --> 0:28:25.159
<v Speaker 3>boarding like a couple rows at a time. They boarded

0:28:25.160 --> 0:28:27.720
<v Speaker 3>from the back of the plane to the front. All

0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:32.240
<v Speaker 3>the middle seats were blocked off. And then this person says,

0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:35.360
<v Speaker 3>it doesn't matter if you're getting tested and the next

0:28:35.440 --> 0:28:37.439
<v Speaker 3>day you get the results, you're encouraging others to do

0:28:37.480 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 3>the same as you.

0:28:38.520 --> 0:28:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Uh, yes we are.

0:28:39.760 --> 0:28:42.600
<v Speaker 3>We're telling you to go get tested, gets you a

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:45.920
<v Speaker 3>twenty four hour test, so you know sooner rather than later,

0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:49.000
<v Speaker 3>and you can make the moves that you're making smartly.

0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:55.080
<v Speaker 2>So that's that's unlike unlike Trump who's saying like, oh,

0:28:55.120 --> 0:28:58.520
<v Speaker 2>we can't beat this, we can beat this. Don't don't

0:28:58.560 --> 0:28:59.720
<v Speaker 2>let it get the best.

0:28:59.440 --> 0:29:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Of you because he's not healthier than twenty years like that.

0:29:02.520 --> 0:29:03.719
<v Speaker 1>It's not a fucking spot.

0:29:04.760 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 2>Now, don't wear you don't need to wear a mask.

0:29:07.760 --> 0:29:11.200
<v Speaker 3>You know, he got hyper high blood pressure, high cholesterol.

0:29:11.240 --> 0:29:13.440
<v Speaker 3>He probably about to lose his foot before he loses

0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:14.440
<v Speaker 3>this election.

0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:18.520
<v Speaker 2>And we're not saying that. We're not saying that, and

0:29:19.600 --> 0:29:22.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, I was a little apprehensive about the trip too.

0:29:22.800 --> 0:29:26.120
<v Speaker 2>And I will say that we we didn't really post

0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:28.680
<v Speaker 2>a lot while we were there. We weren't like making

0:29:28.720 --> 0:29:32.120
<v Speaker 2>it this grand. We weren't grand standing our trip. We

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:34.600
<v Speaker 2>took it. We had fun, we took some pictures, we

0:29:34.680 --> 0:29:36.600
<v Speaker 2>posted a few, but it wasn't like, oh.

0:29:36.480 --> 0:29:39.400
<v Speaker 3>My god, everybody traveled ourselves. But also it was really

0:29:39.440 --> 0:29:41.800
<v Speaker 3>just a bot for us. You're saying that we're influencers,

0:29:42.040 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 3>knowing that we didn't post anything when we got to Mexico.

0:29:46.680 --> 0:29:47.920
<v Speaker 2>You didn't even know that we were.

0:29:48.160 --> 0:29:50.920
<v Speaker 3>I started posting I think the day after my birthday

0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 3>in the stories, so for you to be like, you know,

0:29:54.880 --> 0:29:57.240
<v Speaker 3>y'all people are looking up to y'all and doing what

0:29:57.320 --> 0:30:00.760
<v Speaker 3>y'all would do. We were being very quiet compared to

0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:04.160
<v Speaker 3>what we could have been in any other instance of

0:30:04.240 --> 0:30:05.200
<v Speaker 3>us taking a trip together.

0:30:06.400 --> 0:30:09.520
<v Speaker 2>And let's be real. Real people are taking these trips

0:30:09.520 --> 0:30:11.680
<v Speaker 2>and not posting, and you don't know anything about it

0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:14.320
<v Speaker 2>they're doing. People are out here doing the ship. Don't

0:30:14.360 --> 0:30:17.480
<v Speaker 2>be don't be fool, don't be fool. People are out here.

0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:21.600
<v Speaker 2>So I'd rather be honest and not like lie and

0:30:21.720 --> 0:30:25.040
<v Speaker 2>withhold the truth, like, oh that I'm not out, but

0:30:25.160 --> 0:30:27.440
<v Speaker 2>I am. But I'm trying to be as safe as something.

0:30:27.440 --> 0:30:29.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's gonna how it's gonna.

0:30:31.080 --> 0:30:32.920
<v Speaker 2>All right, hold on here.

0:30:37.720 --> 0:30:43.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm a Scottany apologist. Yeah, no, okay. So my issue

0:30:43.120 --> 0:30:45.840
<v Speaker 4>is that every time that you read a podcast review,

0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:49.040
<v Speaker 4>I feel like it's it's primarily negative ones. And you

0:30:49.120 --> 0:30:52.600
<v Speaker 4>ask for podcast reviews and you have the thousands of

0:30:52.680 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 4>reviews where they're all happy, but then you choose the

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 4>one the.

0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:56.720
<v Speaker 5>Highlight that's not true.

0:30:56.760 --> 0:30:58.600
<v Speaker 2>We reread the positive true.

0:30:58.640 --> 0:31:00.840
<v Speaker 3>We wouldn't stay positive when people letting our damns and

0:31:00.840 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 3>they're like, oh, you know, I'm a professor in Wyoming

0:31:03.520 --> 0:31:06.560
<v Speaker 3>women's studies and I'm not really your demographic. Like I

0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:10.320
<v Speaker 3>still remember the good ones. I remember when people yeah,

0:31:09.760 --> 0:31:10.880
<v Speaker 3>And I feel.

0:31:10.720 --> 0:31:12.360
<v Speaker 4>Like for every bad one, I feel like we should

0:31:12.360 --> 0:31:14.640
<v Speaker 4>also be saying, like three good ones, you know what

0:31:14.640 --> 0:31:15.120
<v Speaker 4>I mean.

0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:18.200
<v Speaker 5>Maybe not three good ones. Here's a good one.

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:21.640
<v Speaker 3>I think, like, I love this podcast and I like

0:31:21.720 --> 0:31:22.680
<v Speaker 3>Andrew talking more.

0:31:22.760 --> 0:31:24.520
<v Speaker 5>That's the part that's the review that somebody lived.

0:31:24.680 --> 0:31:27.479
<v Speaker 4>Okay, great, oh thank you. That was a setup for

0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:29.240
<v Speaker 4>you to say that exact review.

0:31:29.320 --> 0:31:35.240
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Okay, another one, How are they not crazy famous?

0:31:35.600 --> 0:31:38.240
<v Speaker 2>Marie and Sydney are so hilarious. I truly don't know

0:31:38.280 --> 0:31:41.080
<v Speaker 2>why they're not hosting their own TV shows at this point.

0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:45.520
<v Speaker 2>Listen to this show, make your life better. End of review. Yeah, like,

0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:49.920
<v Speaker 2>people are saying great things and we're over one thousand reviews. Finally,

0:31:50.080 --> 0:31:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, only took us four years. Yay upsess.

0:31:55.960 --> 0:31:58.520
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, no, we know that y'all are out here

0:31:58.600 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 2>loving us down and supporting us and telling other people

0:32:01.960 --> 0:32:05.800
<v Speaker 2>to listen. And we we we see that and it

0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:08.680
<v Speaker 2>makes me feel great because sometimes I'm like, why we

0:32:08.720 --> 0:32:11.760
<v Speaker 2>still doing this podcast, but like, yeah, no, it's making

0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:15.040
<v Speaker 2>other people feel good, and whether we know it or not,

0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:18.880
<v Speaker 2>we're changing lives day to day with the messy stuff

0:32:18.920 --> 0:32:21.360
<v Speaker 2>that we reveal about ourselves and everything.

0:32:21.560 --> 0:32:24.160
<v Speaker 1>It thinks that you're affecting people's lives in other.

0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:28.760
<v Speaker 3>Ways, Well, Scutiny, no, but Scutney or Scotney, let me

0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:29.400
<v Speaker 3>say Scutiney.

0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:30.320
<v Speaker 2>Scutney is right.

0:32:30.480 --> 0:32:35.400
<v Speaker 3>We being on a trip, Like the reason why I

0:32:35.480 --> 0:32:37.920
<v Speaker 3>wanted to go to Mexico in the first place is

0:32:37.920 --> 0:32:42.920
<v Speaker 3>because everybody on my Instagram was in Mexico, so that so, yes,

0:32:43.000 --> 0:32:45.960
<v Speaker 3>there is something to be said about seeing somebody take

0:32:46.000 --> 0:32:47.960
<v Speaker 3>a trip and then putting the idea in your head

0:32:48.000 --> 0:32:49.280
<v Speaker 3>and then you're like, should we also?

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:54.160
<v Speaker 2>But but but babe, you don't know. I mean, you

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:54.479
<v Speaker 2>do know.

0:32:54.520 --> 0:32:58.640
<v Speaker 3>We talked about what precautions we took, so you know,

0:32:58.760 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 3>don't tell us to grow up and go home or

0:33:01.160 --> 0:33:03.320
<v Speaker 3>grow hop and stay home. We are grown up, so

0:33:03.360 --> 0:33:06.560
<v Speaker 3>we can go outside. And if you're somebody who's listening

0:33:06.560 --> 0:33:08.280
<v Speaker 3>to this and you feel the same way as Scutiny,

0:33:08.800 --> 0:33:12.719
<v Speaker 3>you know that's unfortunate for you, babe. But people are

0:33:12.760 --> 0:33:14.880
<v Speaker 3>going to continue to live their lives regardless of whether

0:33:14.960 --> 0:33:18.240
<v Speaker 3>this pandemic last another year or not. God forbid it does.

0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:20.960
<v Speaker 3>But you you better have the same energy on your

0:33:21.000 --> 0:33:25.720
<v Speaker 3>president's Twitter page when when they tweet that master or

0:33:25.760 --> 0:33:31.719
<v Speaker 3>not important and they never felt healthier. Please please screenshot

0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:34.160
<v Speaker 3>your response to your president and send it to me

0:33:34.240 --> 0:33:36.040
<v Speaker 3>so I could read it on the podcast next week.

0:33:36.440 --> 0:33:39.840
<v Speaker 2>Gee, I would really love that. And that is another

0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:42.800
<v Speaker 2>great segue, because let me tell you what I was

0:33:42.840 --> 0:33:45.400
<v Speaker 2>spending my fucking time. I was not going on a date.

0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:49.720
<v Speaker 2>I was on Facebook, like this book just in a Yeah,

0:33:49.800 --> 0:33:53.080
<v Speaker 2>I was. You know, it's dark when you're on Facebook.

0:33:53.400 --> 0:33:56.040
<v Speaker 2>And meanwhile, I like, you guys were here. We are

0:33:56.080 --> 0:34:00.160
<v Speaker 2>watching like the Savage Finty Fashion Show or whatever, and

0:34:00.240 --> 0:34:04.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm going through my Facebook messages, not messages, but I'm

0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:07.320
<v Speaker 2>just looking at posts that people were and you know,

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:10.240
<v Speaker 2>it was the day that Trump said he had COVID

0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:13.279
<v Speaker 2>or whatever, and everybody had every take and they were

0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:17.200
<v Speaker 2>making fun, they were laughing. And this friend of mine

0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:21.680
<v Speaker 2>was like, I had COVID while I was pregnant, and

0:34:21.840 --> 0:34:26.120
<v Speaker 2>it is like insensitive, and it's like what happened to

0:34:27.120 --> 0:34:32.560
<v Speaker 2>morality and humanity? You guys are disgusting. If you even

0:34:32.680 --> 0:34:35.920
<v Speaker 2>cared about me, you would not make jokes about Trump

0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:39.680
<v Speaker 2>having COVID. And yes, he's a bad person, but that

0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:44.640
<v Speaker 2>being this outwardly disgusting doesn't make you a better person

0:34:44.680 --> 0:34:47.880
<v Speaker 2>or make the situation better. And I was just like,

0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:51.360
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, you are Trump apologists, Like this is Trump.

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:53.520
<v Speaker 2>You having COVID while you're pregnant. It's not the same

0:34:53.560 --> 0:34:57.040
<v Speaker 2>as Trump, who is the reason why COVID got so

0:34:57.200 --> 0:35:00.839
<v Speaker 2>bad because he did not take the proper pre cautions

0:35:00.880 --> 0:35:05.000
<v Speaker 2>and safety matters for us to be protected properly. Y'all

0:35:05.000 --> 0:35:07.680
<v Speaker 2>are not the same. Y'all are not the same. So

0:35:08.440 --> 0:35:12.839
<v Speaker 2>the the empathy you have for this man, you need

0:35:12.880 --> 0:35:17.280
<v Speaker 2>to bring that energy right on back to the thousands

0:35:17.320 --> 0:35:19.359
<v Speaker 2>and a million.

0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:21.760
<v Speaker 3>People who've been affected by the whole world is affected

0:35:21.760 --> 0:35:24.919
<v Speaker 3>by it, honestly, but two hundred and eleven thousand people

0:35:24.960 --> 0:35:26.560
<v Speaker 3>have died in this country from it.

0:35:26.800 --> 0:35:29.920
<v Speaker 5>So you know, I just because, so what.

0:35:29.880 --> 0:35:33.759
<v Speaker 2>Are you talking about? And it's like, this is the

0:35:33.800 --> 0:35:38.600
<v Speaker 2>same type of people who overlooked like why people were

0:35:38.600 --> 0:35:42.960
<v Speaker 2>marching and focused on the looters. Baby girl, if you

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:45.600
<v Speaker 2>can't figure out why people are looting or why people

0:35:45.640 --> 0:35:51.000
<v Speaker 2>are marching or writing, then you are missing the whole point.

0:35:51.239 --> 0:35:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Looting didn't just happen for all of a sudden, And

0:35:54.000 --> 0:35:55.959
<v Speaker 2>also the looters are not the same as the people

0:35:55.960 --> 0:36:00.279
<v Speaker 2>who are actually marching to talk about that, like, oh,

0:36:00.600 --> 0:36:03.200
<v Speaker 2>it's some chaos happening out there. Well let's run up,

0:36:03.280 --> 0:36:07.160
<v Speaker 2>let's and sorry it was a lot of bass and

0:36:07.320 --> 0:36:13.080
<v Speaker 2>soho what yeah, like it's they they're not fighting the

0:36:13.080 --> 0:36:17.160
<v Speaker 2>same fight. So don't get mad at the poor citizens

0:36:17.160 --> 0:36:19.799
<v Speaker 2>of America who are like this is the only way

0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:23.440
<v Speaker 2>I can get my voice out, because we are clearly

0:36:23.480 --> 0:36:26.440
<v Speaker 2>not being heard because people still be getting shot and

0:36:26.480 --> 0:36:31.320
<v Speaker 2>there's no respect for black women, black men, trans people

0:36:31.320 --> 0:36:32.759
<v Speaker 2>of color, gays.

0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:34.240
<v Speaker 5>Like stop it, just stop.

0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:35.960
<v Speaker 2>And this is the same person I was like, you

0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 2>don't even have enough black people in your life to

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:39.840
<v Speaker 2>even be commenting. Ye just hush.

0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:43.080
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean that's also a good reason to stay

0:36:43.080 --> 0:36:46.359
<v Speaker 3>on Facebook, sis, the fact, the fact that you still

0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:48.880
<v Speaker 3>have heating your account locked in and you know how

0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:51.080
<v Speaker 3>to get in and out of the Book of Faces.

0:36:51.480 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't know nothing about Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook anymore. So

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:57.120
<v Speaker 3>that's that's the problematic.

0:36:59.600 --> 0:37:02.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was, it was. It was rough, and I

0:37:02.400 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 2>need to work on myself. But that's that is another segway.

0:37:06.920 --> 0:37:11.360
<v Speaker 2>You can just do the.

0:37:11.200 --> 0:37:11.399
<v Speaker 1>Time.

0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:13.440
<v Speaker 3>You can just you can just be like and that

0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:15.920
<v Speaker 3>brings me to my other point, or I just need

0:37:15.960 --> 0:37:19.239
<v Speaker 3>you to smooth out these segways. I feel like I

0:37:19.239 --> 0:37:21.319
<v Speaker 3>feel like we I'm just Alley opening them to you

0:37:21.360 --> 0:37:24.560
<v Speaker 3>and you're just like, it's speaking of segs and it's like,

0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:26.800
<v Speaker 3>isn't a segway a car.

0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Scooter?

0:37:29.239 --> 0:37:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, anyway, didn't the segway creator. I'm not scutiny, Okay,

0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:37.920
<v Speaker 2>I need you to back up off me, get up

0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:40.080
<v Speaker 2>off my neck, and if I want to say fucking

0:37:40.160 --> 0:37:44.560
<v Speaker 2>seg on I'll do that. I don't care. I will

0:37:44.600 --> 0:37:48.440
<v Speaker 2>be someone's This is my comedy.

0:37:48.880 --> 0:37:50.919
<v Speaker 3>What's the stuff that Trump was saying, take a shot

0:37:50.920 --> 0:37:53.960
<v Speaker 3>of bleach. Every time Sidney says the word segue.

0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Bitch bye, whatever you talk about, whatever you want to know,

0:37:58.480 --> 0:38:00.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say the guy that who created seg wait,

0:38:00.160 --> 0:38:01.320
<v Speaker 2>didn't he die? You want to segue?

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Did he really?

0:38:03.239 --> 0:38:03.879
<v Speaker 2>I think he, like.

0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:08.560
<v Speaker 4>Or some barns of Seleno and Barnes died in the

0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:10.040
<v Speaker 4>plane crash last week.

0:38:10.200 --> 0:38:15.280
<v Speaker 2>All that Seleno and Barnes is just Seleno now in Barnes.

0:38:15.000 --> 0:38:23.040
<v Speaker 1>Saying Seleno in Barnes injury eight hundred Yes.

0:38:24.080 --> 0:38:26.000
<v Speaker 2>And plane was flying.

0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:28.360
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:30.600
<v Speaker 2>He was actually flying a plane. Yeah.

0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:32.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, rich people be you know, they be

0:38:32.360 --> 0:38:35.399
<v Speaker 3>getting a little little a little jitny together and they

0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:39.520
<v Speaker 3>fly after a couple of flight lessons. Yeah, he died.

0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:42.560
<v Speaker 3>I wonder how Seleno is doing well.

0:38:42.600 --> 0:38:43.200
<v Speaker 1>They broke up.

0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:45.640
<v Speaker 4>I think I think they broke up before he like

0:38:45.760 --> 0:38:48.440
<v Speaker 4>last year or something. I think they were ahead.

0:38:48.880 --> 0:38:54.320
<v Speaker 3>What's the other duo, Jacoby and Myers. So maybe Jacoby

0:38:54.320 --> 0:38:56.440
<v Speaker 3>and Myers broke up, but Selena and Barnes were still cool.

0:38:56.880 --> 0:38:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not entirely. Sure, I'll do some I'll do

0:38:59.160 --> 0:38:59.840
<v Speaker 1>some fact checking.

0:39:00.120 --> 0:39:03.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, Sidney, we could be this is given the

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:05.360
<v Speaker 3>leaving the lane wide open for us to be the

0:39:05.400 --> 0:39:06.279
<v Speaker 3>new Seleno.

0:39:06.000 --> 0:39:08.400
<v Speaker 1>In Barnes Injury Attorneys.

0:39:08.200 --> 0:39:12.800
<v Speaker 3>Injury, Sydney, you mad about the segue?

0:39:14.520 --> 0:39:16.399
<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, do you think?

0:39:17.360 --> 0:39:19.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh? I wanted to talk about Meg the Stallion real

0:39:19.320 --> 0:39:23.759
<v Speaker 3>quick because she did SNL on Saturday. I guess that's

0:39:23.760 --> 0:39:27.800
<v Speaker 3>how I say us and she. I didn't watch the performance.

0:39:27.800 --> 0:39:30.839
<v Speaker 3>I just caught the end when she was talking about

0:39:30.840 --> 0:39:34.400
<v Speaker 3>black women being the most disrespected people in America, and

0:39:34.480 --> 0:39:37.960
<v Speaker 3>she brought up Daniel whatever his last name is, that

0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:43.400
<v Speaker 3>the attorney general of the Breonna Taylor case. I didn't

0:39:43.480 --> 0:39:47.439
<v Speaker 3>realize that he's engaged to Miss Mitch m Miss Mitch

0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:49.840
<v Speaker 3>McConnell's granddaughter.

0:39:50.160 --> 0:39:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Really or niece or something there.

0:39:53.760 --> 0:39:56.239
<v Speaker 3>Right now, so he it seems like they've kind of

0:39:56.239 --> 0:39:59.480
<v Speaker 3>been grooming him to be exactly who he is right now.

0:40:00.840 --> 0:40:05.000
<v Speaker 2>No beautiful, beautiful cis no no, no, I'm being sarcastic.

0:40:05.080 --> 0:40:08.520
<v Speaker 3>So that's problematic but not surprising. But I would love

0:40:08.560 --> 0:40:11.160
<v Speaker 3>to know what his mom thinks about what's happening right now.

0:40:11.400 --> 0:40:13.319
<v Speaker 3>I hope his mother has him on the prayer list

0:40:13.360 --> 0:40:17.080
<v Speaker 3>that her church, because you know, all skin folk ain't

0:40:17.160 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 3>kin folk, is what.

0:40:19.280 --> 0:40:22.360
<v Speaker 2>No, And we already knew that, but you know, Meghan,

0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:25.080
<v Speaker 2>I saw the performance and I was like, damn, she's

0:40:25.120 --> 0:40:27.360
<v Speaker 2>doing the song that's like kind of like high energy

0:40:27.400 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 2>and she wasn't given or like Meg the Stallion like vibes.

0:40:32.200 --> 0:40:34.759
<v Speaker 2>It just seemed a little bit more demure. And it

0:40:34.880 --> 0:40:37.880
<v Speaker 2>was because she was gonna hit us with the protect

0:40:37.960 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 2>Black Women. And I was like, oh, this is this

0:40:40.280 --> 0:40:42.920
<v Speaker 2>is gorgeous. Yes, at first I was like, oh, maybe

0:40:42.920 --> 0:40:45.520
<v Speaker 2>she's not pushing it and pumping it because maybe like

0:40:45.680 --> 0:40:49.759
<v Speaker 2>her feet hurting of that sort. But it wasn't. It

0:40:49.800 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 2>was just like, no, I'm about to hit you with

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:54.879
<v Speaker 2>a real message and it's about to it's gonna get

0:40:54.920 --> 0:40:57.399
<v Speaker 2>you in your neck, and it was. It was. I mean,

0:40:58.600 --> 0:41:01.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm still upset about people who are making fun of

0:41:01.360 --> 0:41:05.600
<v Speaker 2>megde Stallion when she was hurt. And the reason why

0:41:05.680 --> 0:41:07.960
<v Speaker 2>she didn't give the answers that you wanted at the

0:41:07.960 --> 0:41:12.160
<v Speaker 2>time is because she was processing her own trauma. And yeah,

0:41:12.200 --> 0:41:15.600
<v Speaker 2>it just sucks that she had to go on live

0:41:16.120 --> 0:41:20.680
<v Speaker 2>and explain her Also, imagine being shot at twenty four.

0:41:20.760 --> 0:41:21.520
<v Speaker 5>I mean, heartstop.

0:41:21.560 --> 0:41:24.120
<v Speaker 3>Imagine being shot, but then imagine being shot at twenty

0:41:24.160 --> 0:41:27.239
<v Speaker 3>four years old by somebody that you know, Yeah, there's

0:41:27.280 --> 0:41:29.800
<v Speaker 3>three things in that sentence that you're held up four fingers.

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:32.720
<v Speaker 3>There's three things in that sentence that it's like wait what.

0:41:33.360 --> 0:41:35.880
<v Speaker 3>And then after that happens, people are saying, well, what

0:41:35.960 --> 0:41:39.560
<v Speaker 3>did she do to get shot? And well, she's you know,

0:41:39.680 --> 0:41:43.080
<v Speaker 3>she's she probably did something to him first, and well

0:41:43.120 --> 0:41:46.520
<v Speaker 3>she's big, so she doesn't need protecting from Tory Lanes.

0:41:46.560 --> 0:41:48.239
<v Speaker 2>And it's like what what?

0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:52.359
<v Speaker 4>Well there was like some like was it Tory Lanes

0:41:52.400 --> 0:41:55.200
<v Speaker 4>that tried to like say that she she stepped on

0:41:55.239 --> 0:41:58.160
<v Speaker 4>broken glass and she wasn't actually shot.

0:41:58.840 --> 0:42:00.880
<v Speaker 1>Did you hear that report?

0:42:00.480 --> 0:42:03.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't care about anything that man is saying because

0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:07.560
<v Speaker 2>all of it is l I e s and you know,

0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:11.919
<v Speaker 2>he is not remorseful and he just sucks. And he's

0:42:11.960 --> 0:42:17.279
<v Speaker 2>an example of most men who do trash things to

0:42:17.400 --> 0:42:23.960
<v Speaker 2>women and get off Like he's not in jail, he's

0:42:23.640 --> 0:42:26.120
<v Speaker 2>his dudo self.

0:42:26.200 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 4>I just think it's wild because, like, imagine if this

0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:30.160
<v Speaker 4>happened like Taylor Swift, we would not hear the end

0:42:30.160 --> 0:42:34.919
<v Speaker 4>of it. Oh my, we're still on the Kanye. Yeah,

0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:37.240
<v Speaker 4>like over ten years ago.

0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:39.600
<v Speaker 1>She wasn't shot.

0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:43.040
<v Speaker 5>She was she wasn't shot. She didn't win an award.

0:42:43.120 --> 0:42:45.840
<v Speaker 3>That or no, she won the award and then Kanye

0:42:45.920 --> 0:42:46.800
<v Speaker 3>jumped on stage.

0:42:47.000 --> 0:42:48.520
<v Speaker 5>She wasn't shot. She was shocked.

0:42:48.719 --> 0:42:51.759
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Yeah, and and and it's it was I think

0:42:51.760 --> 0:42:52.440
<v Speaker 3>it was a vm A.

0:42:52.560 --> 0:42:53.840
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't even for a Grammy.

0:42:54.280 --> 0:42:56.040
<v Speaker 1>It was the best music, but it's stupid.

0:42:56.160 --> 0:42:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was for a Video Music Award.

0:42:58.960 --> 0:43:03.560
<v Speaker 3>So you know, oh, like, let's put everything in perspective

0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:05.799
<v Speaker 3>and really look at how people don't care about Black

0:43:05.800 --> 0:43:09.239
<v Speaker 3>women and they, you know, they like to say that

0:43:09.280 --> 0:43:11.200
<v Speaker 3>like black women are Oh. I had a conversation with

0:43:11.239 --> 0:43:14.360
<v Speaker 3>somebody yesterday and she was speaking to her aunt, and

0:43:14.400 --> 0:43:17.719
<v Speaker 3>her aunt was like, black women are too independent and

0:43:17.760 --> 0:43:20.080
<v Speaker 3>that's why they don't have men, or that's why men

0:43:20.120 --> 0:43:23.680
<v Speaker 3>don't want to date us, because we're too independent. We

0:43:23.760 --> 0:43:25.680
<v Speaker 3>do too much for ourselves, and men want to be

0:43:25.760 --> 0:43:27.840
<v Speaker 3>with women who they can do stuff for.

0:43:28.040 --> 0:43:31.640
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, du du fuck you logic right there.

0:43:32.520 --> 0:43:36.239
<v Speaker 3>Her aunt said that, she said black women are too

0:43:36.360 --> 0:43:39.000
<v Speaker 3>independent in twenty twenty and that's why men don't want

0:43:39.040 --> 0:43:41.040
<v Speaker 3>to date us. And it was like, that's not why

0:43:41.120 --> 0:43:44.319
<v Speaker 3>men don't want to date us, that's what That's not

0:43:44.360 --> 0:43:47.600
<v Speaker 3>why these the ignorant ones anyway to want to date us.

0:43:47.680 --> 0:43:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Also, wouldn't you want to be with somebody who's independent

0:43:51.640 --> 0:43:54.479
<v Speaker 2>and I don't want to date them? So let's chalk

0:43:54.520 --> 0:43:57.360
<v Speaker 2>that up to it's a win win situation for me.

0:43:57.840 --> 0:44:00.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm good on the men's it doesn't matter if they

0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:03.319
<v Speaker 2>black or white or or see through. I'm all set

0:44:03.520 --> 0:44:08.439
<v Speaker 2>so that that conversations, I mean, but also away kill

0:44:08.440 --> 0:44:09.080
<v Speaker 2>the conversation.

0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:10.920
<v Speaker 3>Can we look at why black women have to be

0:44:10.920 --> 0:44:13.839
<v Speaker 3>so independent? It's because people don't do stuff for us

0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:16.080
<v Speaker 3>and don't want to do stuff for us. Black men

0:44:16.160 --> 0:44:18.000
<v Speaker 3>leave us hanging all the time. And I'm not saying

0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:20.640
<v Speaker 3>all of them, but they're like this whole Meghan. The

0:44:20.640 --> 0:44:23.759
<v Speaker 3>Stallion thing showed us that they were like.

0:44:24.040 --> 0:44:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Roasting that woman is a celebrity, She has so much

0:44:27.600 --> 0:44:30.960
<v Speaker 2>money and people still didn't have her back. Now, imagine

0:44:31.280 --> 0:44:34.080
<v Speaker 2>not having anybody have your back and being that well

0:44:34.120 --> 0:44:37.640
<v Speaker 2>known and then being some random, not random, but just

0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:41.760
<v Speaker 2>some you know, relatable black woman that works at CVS.

0:44:42.239 --> 0:44:46.879
<v Speaker 2>They not think about her other so period on that

0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:50.000
<v Speaker 2>so sad way to bring the mood down, Sydney, what's

0:44:50.040 --> 0:44:56.360
<v Speaker 2>your what's your happy segment? No, happy segway, happy Seguey,

0:44:56.480 --> 0:45:02.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about sperm with my lady. Uh yeah, we're

0:45:02.400 --> 0:45:04.480
<v Speaker 2>just gonna we're gonna bring it up. We're gonna take

0:45:04.520 --> 0:45:07.279
<v Speaker 2>it to the next level because we have to hold on.

0:45:07.360 --> 0:45:10.200
<v Speaker 3>You guys are having conversations about sperm as in to

0:45:10.239 --> 0:45:15.160
<v Speaker 3>get pregnant. Okay, isn't there like two other conversations that

0:45:15.200 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 3>have to happen before that?

0:45:17.760 --> 0:45:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, definitely, like engaged, moving in. But we we

0:45:22.239 --> 0:45:29.400
<v Speaker 2>have to think it's just the The starting a family

0:45:29.560 --> 0:45:35.000
<v Speaker 2>for gays is just a It's different than if you're heterosexual,

0:45:35.040 --> 0:45:37.680
<v Speaker 2>because we you know, if we want to go to

0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:39.839
<v Speaker 2>a sperm bank or if we want to get it

0:45:39.880 --> 0:45:42.800
<v Speaker 2>from somebody that we know. We have to start talking

0:45:42.840 --> 0:45:46.160
<v Speaker 2>about this now. We can't just when we actually want

0:45:46.160 --> 0:45:48.440
<v Speaker 2>it to happen then all of us because the process

0:45:48.520 --> 0:45:49.239
<v Speaker 2>is gonna be long.

0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:52.640
<v Speaker 3>Have you have you ever had this conversation with another

0:45:52.680 --> 0:45:54.040
<v Speaker 3>woman that you were dating before?

0:45:55.320 --> 0:45:55.440
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:45:55.760 --> 0:46:00.919
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this congratulations, it's serious. It's freak you. Well, it's

0:46:01.040 --> 0:46:02.800
<v Speaker 2>because I don't want to have a baby at forty

0:46:03.040 --> 0:46:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Like that's that's cute for some folks that that's good

0:46:05.680 --> 0:46:08.680
<v Speaker 2>for them, But I know that I'm already exhausted now,

0:46:08.760 --> 0:46:11.800
<v Speaker 2>so I can't even imagine what forty is going to

0:46:11.880 --> 0:46:14.880
<v Speaker 2>look like for me. So I I do think that

0:46:15.040 --> 0:46:19.319
<v Speaker 2>I would like to be pregnant in the next like

0:46:19.440 --> 0:46:23.520
<v Speaker 2>two three years, and so I have to just think

0:46:23.560 --> 0:46:26.800
<v Speaker 2>about my options now because I also have friends that are,

0:46:27.239 --> 0:46:29.279
<v Speaker 2>you know, throwing the eggs on ice and what.

0:46:29.239 --> 0:46:31.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you have the perfect solution for you

0:46:31.800 --> 0:46:35.759
<v Speaker 3>and your baby. My brother's sun firm, so that your

0:46:35.880 --> 0:46:40.600
<v Speaker 3>baby will be my baby.

0:46:41.480 --> 0:46:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Well no, the baby.

0:46:42.800 --> 0:46:45.800
<v Speaker 5>Will just my baby, your baby, everybody's baby.

0:46:45.960 --> 0:46:48.840
<v Speaker 3>It will be a sis, but aunt rees will actually

0:46:48.880 --> 0:46:49.960
<v Speaker 3>be aunt rees.

0:46:50.440 --> 0:46:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:46:52.200 --> 0:46:55.040
<v Speaker 2>The only issue is that your brother looks so much

0:46:55.080 --> 0:46:56.960
<v Speaker 2>like me. The baby's gonna look like me, Sis.

0:46:57.200 --> 0:47:07.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, No, The problem is that your brother is very attractive,

0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:13.000
<v Speaker 3>great jeans, I'm so talented, but there's another part of

0:47:13.080 --> 0:47:17.880
<v Speaker 3>him that I'm like, I don't want that rub my baby.

0:47:17.960 --> 0:47:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes, so I'm gonna need that to know

0:47:20.560 --> 0:47:26.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna okay, yes, but I would love I would

0:47:26.040 --> 0:47:27.680
<v Speaker 2>actually love to have a baby that looks kind of

0:47:27.719 --> 0:47:30.680
<v Speaker 2>like my jeans are quite strong, sis, we we all have,

0:47:31.160 --> 0:47:31.520
<v Speaker 2>we all have.

0:47:33.920 --> 0:47:36.239
<v Speaker 3>I want my baby to have abs on its neck.

0:47:36.320 --> 0:47:37.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean, listen, I was just throwing that out there.

0:47:38.120 --> 0:47:39.200
<v Speaker 3>If you're listening.

0:47:39.480 --> 0:47:41.839
<v Speaker 2>It was a good I like that. I'll you know what,

0:47:41.960 --> 0:47:46.120
<v Speaker 2>I'll ask. I'll ask the girl and see what she says.

0:47:46.800 --> 0:47:49.640
<v Speaker 2>But she did have a couple of people were like, yeah,

0:47:49.680 --> 0:47:51.799
<v Speaker 2>you could use you totally. You can have my spur.

0:47:52.080 --> 0:47:54.000
<v Speaker 2>But also, I'm gonna need to borrow your body when

0:47:54.000 --> 0:47:56.320
<v Speaker 2>I need a baby. And it was like, wait, what

0:47:57.200 --> 0:47:59.880
<v Speaker 2>you just in't in a cup for two seconds is

0:47:59.880 --> 0:48:02.760
<v Speaker 2>not the same as you borrowing my whole body. Borrow

0:48:02.880 --> 0:48:06.880
<v Speaker 2>somebody's body, Like what we because the guy is gay,

0:48:07.200 --> 0:48:09.839
<v Speaker 2>It's like, I need I'm gonna need a body, So

0:48:10.880 --> 0:48:11.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna need a body.

0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:13.600
<v Speaker 5>Just throw it in the bag.

0:48:14.680 --> 0:48:17.240
<v Speaker 2>For paper end plastic, thank you.

0:48:17.440 --> 0:48:20.279
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna tie the body to the top of the

0:48:20.280 --> 0:48:21.160
<v Speaker 3>car with some roath.

0:48:23.400 --> 0:48:26.120
<v Speaker 2>And so my girl was saying that she doesn't want

0:48:26.160 --> 0:48:29.040
<v Speaker 2>to get sperm from a sperm bank because she was like,

0:48:29.320 --> 0:48:31.759
<v Speaker 2>what is the logic between these dudes that are just

0:48:31.840 --> 0:48:34.239
<v Speaker 2>giving up their sperm. Is it because they're a good

0:48:34.280 --> 0:48:37.400
<v Speaker 2>Samaritan or because they need the money, or are they sick?

0:48:37.680 --> 0:48:41.160
<v Speaker 2>Nasty freaks that just want their babies all out here

0:48:41.200 --> 0:48:43.280
<v Speaker 2>and about like what.

0:48:43.200 --> 0:48:47.400
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's a combination of they want they want

0:48:47.520 --> 0:48:50.080
<v Speaker 3>babies all over the place, and they need money and

0:48:50.239 --> 0:48:53.239
<v Speaker 3>they just had some time. Maybe they were waiting to

0:48:53.239 --> 0:48:54.799
<v Speaker 3>meet somebody across the street and they were like, oh,

0:48:54.840 --> 0:48:56.320
<v Speaker 3>I could just go donate some sperm.

0:48:57.200 --> 0:48:59.239
<v Speaker 2>Dollars? How much? How much do you get paid for

0:48:59.400 --> 0:49:00.200
<v Speaker 2>donating sperm?

0:49:00.600 --> 0:49:02.919
<v Speaker 4>I know that like you get you get a lot

0:49:02.920 --> 0:49:07.279
<v Speaker 4>of money for like getting vasectomy, Like you get thousands

0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:10.600
<v Speaker 4>and thousands of dollars if you donate your your testicles.

0:49:11.040 --> 0:49:13.759
<v Speaker 5>Donate your text. What I thought of a secondmy was

0:49:13.800 --> 0:49:15.000
<v Speaker 5>just snipping like.

0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:16.640
<v Speaker 1>A oh wait, wait whatever.

0:49:16.719 --> 0:49:20.319
<v Speaker 4>But if you actually get rid sorry sorry, if you

0:49:20.360 --> 0:49:23.560
<v Speaker 4>actually get rid the nuts and there's just like just

0:49:23.600 --> 0:49:26.960
<v Speaker 4>the dick and then it goes right to the butthole.

0:49:26.760 --> 0:49:29.880
<v Speaker 5>So you get money, if you get cash straight yourself.

0:49:30.200 --> 0:49:34.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, like, you know, if I'm ever in

0:49:34.320 --> 0:49:36.960
<v Speaker 4>a hard place, fall back on that and I'm not

0:49:37.120 --> 0:49:37.520
<v Speaker 4>using them.

0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:39.960
<v Speaker 5>If you give your balls up, can you ever be

0:49:39.960 --> 0:49:40.960
<v Speaker 5>in a hard place again?

0:49:41.920 --> 0:49:42.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:45.439
<v Speaker 4>I think that you can still you can still produce come.

0:49:45.560 --> 0:49:47.040
<v Speaker 4>I feel like there's gonna be so many people look

0:49:47.040 --> 0:49:50.399
<v Speaker 4>at that are like, no, you can't have so.

0:49:50.320 --> 0:49:51.919
<v Speaker 2>Many doctors who follow us on here.

0:49:52.040 --> 0:49:53.680
<v Speaker 5>So I think Scutiny is.

0:49:53.640 --> 0:49:59.399
<v Speaker 4>A doctor, actually scooty doctor scoot Yeah, yeah, I.

0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:04.400
<v Speaker 3>Think that you still, yes, okay, So so what suptions

0:50:04.440 --> 0:50:08.520
<v Speaker 3>that friend is? You're you're going through your rolodex of rich,

0:50:08.880 --> 0:50:11.160
<v Speaker 3>uh successful friends.

0:50:10.800 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 2>To find a donor or you know, I don't know

0:50:13.719 --> 0:50:16.279
<v Speaker 2>if he's listening, he's probably not. But Dwayne Perkins, I

0:50:16.320 --> 0:50:21.560
<v Speaker 2>would take his burm. I think he is gorgeous. He is.

0:50:21.800 --> 0:50:25.799
<v Speaker 2>He is so beautiful and very successful and smart and

0:50:25.880 --> 0:50:27.880
<v Speaker 2>all those things and when all of that rolls up

0:50:29.440 --> 0:50:34.120
<v Speaker 2>great personality. Yeah, he can dance. He's so just charming.

0:50:34.440 --> 0:50:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Ah you know what I might ask, But I would

0:50:37.640 --> 0:50:39.759
<v Speaker 2>like him to be a little bit taller, just a

0:50:39.800 --> 0:50:43.440
<v Speaker 2>little bit. But no, no, no, he's perfect, perfect, But

0:50:43.719 --> 0:50:45.560
<v Speaker 2>I would like, you know, a taller baby.

0:50:45.560 --> 0:50:48.680
<v Speaker 3>Impossible stretch the legs when you have the baby, sister,

0:50:49.160 --> 0:50:52.319
<v Speaker 3>you'll stretch the way that you stretch the baby's like

0:50:52.560 --> 0:50:54.440
<v Speaker 3>hold it by the ankles and then you spin in

0:50:54.440 --> 0:50:57.960
<v Speaker 3>a circle and then the baby will elongate naturally like.

0:50:59.239 --> 0:51:02.080
<v Speaker 2>And now this is why you are clearly not having kids.

0:51:02.480 --> 0:51:04.400
<v Speaker 3>Think I want to have them, which is why I

0:51:04.440 --> 0:51:07.520
<v Speaker 3>suggested my brother's sperm so I could have you know,

0:51:07.800 --> 0:51:08.440
<v Speaker 3>baby with you.

0:51:08.520 --> 0:51:10.160
<v Speaker 5>But okay, that's fine whatever, you know.

0:51:12.640 --> 0:51:17.160
<v Speaker 2>Anymore, we are soulmates, Marie. Do you think your brother

0:51:17.200 --> 0:51:18.799
<v Speaker 2>would give give the sperm every day?

0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:18.960
<v Speaker 3>Sis?

0:51:19.640 --> 0:51:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's the title. Will your brother giving

0:51:24.520 --> 0:51:29.680
<v Speaker 2>me some sperm? Can I borrow a cup of juice? Okay,

0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:32.600
<v Speaker 2>So you and this person we've decided who's going to

0:51:32.640 --> 0:51:34.600
<v Speaker 2>carry this baby? The first one.

0:51:36.280 --> 0:51:36.360
<v Speaker 3>Me?

0:51:37.000 --> 0:51:40.000
<v Speaker 2>You? Oh, I can't even Yeah, just get it out

0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:42.280
<v Speaker 2>the way. I mean, I think she's way more nurturing

0:51:42.320 --> 0:51:45.760
<v Speaker 2>than me, so she can definitely do the hard work.

0:51:46.080 --> 0:51:49.080
<v Speaker 2>And then if the first one goes good, I'm okay

0:51:49.120 --> 0:51:51.920
<v Speaker 2>with having another one. But I think she wants to

0:51:51.960 --> 0:51:54.960
<v Speaker 2>get pregnant as well, which is gonna be really tough

0:51:54.960 --> 0:51:57.759
<v Speaker 2>because I'm not good at that. You are nurturing. You

0:51:57.800 --> 0:52:00.640
<v Speaker 2>do take care of people. That is a whole l

0:52:00.719 --> 0:52:01.920
<v Speaker 2>I ees.

0:52:01.840 --> 0:52:04.239
<v Speaker 3>That you just told on this podcast. You do take

0:52:04.239 --> 0:52:07.239
<v Speaker 3>care of people. You do it every single day. And

0:52:07.280 --> 0:52:08.880
<v Speaker 3>now you go to the grocery store, so like you

0:52:08.920 --> 0:52:10.840
<v Speaker 3>also can go get some groceries for the person that

0:52:11.040 --> 0:52:12.640
<v Speaker 3>is pregnant in your life.

0:52:13.480 --> 0:52:16.240
<v Speaker 2>That is Sis.

0:52:16.040 --> 0:52:18.799
<v Speaker 1>Progress get like dunkuse but but still.

0:52:18.880 --> 0:52:20.600
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Sidney, you can't drink red Bull. I don't think

0:52:20.600 --> 0:52:23.160
<v Speaker 3>you can drink red Bull if you're pregnant, fyi, or

0:52:23.440 --> 0:52:26.040
<v Speaker 3>when you're lactating. I'm pretty sure you can't drink red

0:52:26.080 --> 0:52:29.920
<v Speaker 3>bull popping and then keeps the baby red bull titties.

0:52:30.040 --> 0:52:37.160
<v Speaker 2>So no, no, we have red Bull. I'm tired, go

0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:43.320
<v Speaker 2>to bed. No, So I wanna Kelly Rowland is pregnant

0:52:43.520 --> 0:52:46.440
<v Speaker 2>and she looks so cute. It's so pictures it's so

0:52:46.760 --> 0:52:49.279
<v Speaker 2>she's like, Oh, that's what I want. You want to

0:52:49.320 --> 0:52:52.880
<v Speaker 2>bet you want to when you're pregnant. I want to

0:52:52.880 --> 0:52:58.360
<v Speaker 2>look like Kelly Rowland. I got come on, girl, She's

0:52:58.600 --> 0:53:03.439
<v Speaker 2>so gorgeous. She she just makes pregnancy is a look,

0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:07.080
<v Speaker 2>it's a look. How old is her first baby?

0:53:09.520 --> 0:53:13.560
<v Speaker 1>I think she's she Isn't he like old? Like he's

0:53:13.600 --> 0:53:15.600
<v Speaker 1>like at least like seven, right, Oh?

0:53:15.640 --> 0:53:18.400
<v Speaker 2>I feel like he's got it. Maybe he's like four's seven.

0:53:19.080 --> 0:53:21.280
<v Speaker 1>I feel like she's he's five.

0:53:22.640 --> 0:53:23.920
<v Speaker 2>We were that's right in the middle.

0:53:24.400 --> 0:53:28.279
<v Speaker 5>She's she's thirty nine. Kalandria Rowland serving.

0:53:28.000 --> 0:53:32.320
<v Speaker 2>As Baudy Calendria. Okay, let me stink of the photos. Okay,

0:53:32.360 --> 0:53:33.120
<v Speaker 2>we love to see it.

0:53:33.160 --> 0:53:35.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh, look at the bit the belly is she still

0:53:35.200 --> 0:53:36.640
<v Speaker 3>kind of has abs a little beer.

0:53:38.239 --> 0:53:41.279
<v Speaker 2>I know, I love it like a tight pregnant belly.

0:53:41.440 --> 0:53:44.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no shade to people who are you know,

0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:47.359
<v Speaker 3>swell when they're pregnant. But I love, you know, because

0:53:47.360 --> 0:53:50.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm petite, so I like to see like people

0:53:50.680 --> 0:53:53.920
<v Speaker 3>who are I would, I would say similar stature to

0:53:53.960 --> 0:53:56.279
<v Speaker 3>me pregnant because it makes me feel like, oh.

0:53:56.440 --> 0:54:00.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I love it. It's great. I love and that

0:54:00.520 --> 0:54:03.160
<v Speaker 2>that'll that'll be me. Hopefully.

0:54:03.320 --> 0:54:07.680
<v Speaker 3>Everybody's body is different this. Some people don't look pregnant

0:54:07.719 --> 0:54:09.520
<v Speaker 3>for like the first six months and then like they

0:54:09.560 --> 0:54:11.759
<v Speaker 3>wake up and their stomach is like gott gao, and

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:14.800
<v Speaker 3>it's like, well, sis you what happen the baby dropped?

0:54:15.920 --> 0:54:16.160
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:54:16.320 --> 0:54:19.040
<v Speaker 3>Everybody's bodies are different and it's a boy or they

0:54:19.040 --> 0:54:22.359
<v Speaker 3>say girls steal your beauty. So if you like your

0:54:22.400 --> 0:54:24.879
<v Speaker 3>nose swells and your feet are swollen, they're like, you're

0:54:24.880 --> 0:54:27.440
<v Speaker 3>having a girl. But if you still look cute and pregnant,

0:54:27.480 --> 0:54:29.839
<v Speaker 3>they're like, you're having a boy. Like I don't know

0:54:29.880 --> 0:54:33.520
<v Speaker 3>how truth how truthful that is, but that's what they

0:54:33.600 --> 0:54:34.120
<v Speaker 3>like to say.

0:54:34.880 --> 0:54:36.960
<v Speaker 5>Sidney how would you do your gender reveal?

0:54:38.360 --> 0:54:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Don't do it.

0:54:40.280 --> 0:54:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I know I'm not here. I don't care. I just

0:54:42.480 --> 0:54:45.720
<v Speaker 2>want to have a healthy, happy baby. That's all that matters.

0:54:45.800 --> 0:54:51.279
<v Speaker 2>Will you let me plan both baby showers? Oh? Yeah,

0:54:51.320 --> 0:54:53.440
<v Speaker 2>of course if you want. If that's something that you

0:54:53.480 --> 0:54:57.080
<v Speaker 2>want to do, I I won't stop you, but I

0:54:57.120 --> 0:55:00.560
<v Speaker 2>will feel like it will be low key thrown together.

0:55:00.640 --> 0:55:02.120
<v Speaker 3>Okay, wow wow, because you don't want to be on

0:55:02.200 --> 0:55:04.399
<v Speaker 3>set of my several movies. And I'm gonna be like, yeah,

0:55:04.440 --> 0:55:07.160
<v Speaker 3>yea ye, yeah, I would realize, says, I wouldn't probably

0:55:07.160 --> 0:55:08.640
<v Speaker 3>not plan it for you. I would pay somebody to

0:55:08.640 --> 0:55:12.600
<v Speaker 3>do it. I'd be like, I'm gifting you Jennifer Lopez

0:55:12.640 --> 0:55:15.160
<v Speaker 3>from Monster in Law or whatever the hell that movie.

0:55:18.040 --> 0:55:21.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm gifting Jennifer Lopez, and she's gonna plan your baby.

0:55:21.080 --> 0:55:25.680
<v Speaker 2>Shower marine I can. I mean, yeah, I think that

0:55:25.719 --> 0:55:27.400
<v Speaker 2>would be I think that it could be fun.

0:55:27.440 --> 0:55:30.240
<v Speaker 3>I was looking at pictures recently of Tianna Taylor's baby

0:55:30.280 --> 0:55:35.560
<v Speaker 3>shower and Karen Sivill and Carucci or whoever planned it, and.

0:55:35.480 --> 0:55:37.759
<v Speaker 2>You know, I just gotta get you some sponsorship, sins.

0:55:37.840 --> 0:55:38.120
<v Speaker 2>That's it.

0:55:38.160 --> 0:55:40.319
<v Speaker 3>I gotta get somebody to sponsor the baby shower so

0:55:40.440 --> 0:55:42.640
<v Speaker 3>we don't have to spend none of our money and

0:55:42.680 --> 0:55:43.960
<v Speaker 3>then it.

0:55:44.080 --> 0:55:48.640
<v Speaker 2>Be that's it. I think that's smart, Marin, and I

0:55:48.760 --> 0:55:51.279
<v Speaker 2>trust you in that, and I think you have enough

0:55:51.320 --> 0:55:54.279
<v Speaker 2>friends who will pull it together and help you. But

0:55:55.360 --> 0:55:58.000
<v Speaker 2>if you were like, hey, I need help, Like, yeah,

0:55:58.040 --> 0:56:00.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm the planner of this, but I also we also

0:56:00.360 --> 0:56:00.719
<v Speaker 2>need help.

0:56:00.719 --> 0:56:02.520
<v Speaker 3>But I feel like in two to three years, I'm

0:56:02.560 --> 0:56:06.080
<v Speaker 3>an I'm gonna be in a better place than I

0:56:06.120 --> 0:56:06.879
<v Speaker 3>am right now.

0:56:07.200 --> 0:56:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, You're just gonna pay somebody and I'll take that.

0:56:09.680 --> 0:56:11.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm a data man with lots of money and be

0:56:11.760 --> 0:56:15.480
<v Speaker 3>like my friend is having a baby and they need this, this, this, this, this,

0:56:15.880 --> 0:56:17.759
<v Speaker 3>here's the registry, get everything.

0:56:17.480 --> 0:56:21.759
<v Speaker 2>On the list. I love that for us. Can you

0:56:21.760 --> 0:56:24.319
<v Speaker 2>believe we're talking about this ship? This is this disgusting

0:56:25.000 --> 0:56:29.920
<v Speaker 2>cut cut cut cut cut, This is actually Andrew. We're

0:56:29.920 --> 0:56:34.239
<v Speaker 2>gonna need you to take all this albaby take out.

0:56:34.400 --> 0:56:38.920
<v Speaker 2>We're good. Are canceled? So yeah not.

0:56:40.800 --> 0:56:43.440
<v Speaker 3>I So what did you guys end up with? What

0:56:43.480 --> 0:56:46.680
<v Speaker 3>are what are the top three things the most important

0:56:46.680 --> 0:56:51.239
<v Speaker 3>things that you guys need to discuss or figure out

0:56:51.280 --> 0:56:52.319
<v Speaker 3>about this baby thing?

0:56:54.600 --> 0:57:02.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, obviously, when we get married, I'm I I'll have to, Yeah,

0:57:02.719 --> 0:57:06.439
<v Speaker 2>I have to be in LA because she just feels like, hey,

0:57:06.560 --> 0:57:10.360
<v Speaker 2>this for everybody on the call house, it's terrible. Yeah,

0:57:10.760 --> 0:57:13.920
<v Speaker 2>that's I think that's what I'm having an issue with.

0:57:14.040 --> 0:57:18.080
<v Speaker 2>It's just like, my family is here, and my family

0:57:18.200 --> 0:57:20.760
<v Speaker 2>is my friends, and I just want to have enough

0:57:20.800 --> 0:57:23.400
<v Speaker 2>money if that's the case. If I'm moving to LA

0:57:23.760 --> 0:57:27.680
<v Speaker 2>to be able to fly like you out or Amina

0:57:27.720 --> 0:57:30.200
<v Speaker 2>out if I need to. Yeah, I mean, and we

0:57:30.280 --> 0:57:32.120
<v Speaker 2>love that. I love that you're thinking about flying us out.

0:57:32.160 --> 0:57:37.560
<v Speaker 3>But I also I find solace and find pride in

0:57:37.920 --> 0:57:40.840
<v Speaker 3>knowing that we're only going to be more and more

0:57:40.840 --> 0:57:43.480
<v Speaker 3>successful as time goes on, so we'll also be able

0:57:43.520 --> 0:57:46.920
<v Speaker 3>to be like, Yep, I'm outside and you're gonna be

0:57:46.920 --> 0:57:50.000
<v Speaker 3>like wait what And I wanted to see you or

0:57:50.040 --> 0:57:52.880
<v Speaker 3>you sounded sad on the phone, so I came to LA.

0:57:53.040 --> 0:57:55.920
<v Speaker 3>But I mean, you have to think about your future, friend,

0:57:56.080 --> 0:57:58.720
<v Speaker 3>and if your future is with this person, and y'all

0:57:58.760 --> 0:58:00.920
<v Speaker 3>are going to have a family, the cat's.

0:58:00.640 --> 0:58:02.640
<v Speaker 5>Gonna be in LA because.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is that Boobay got a dog, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>like you clearly weren't thinking about Jelly and Jam. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not one bit o.

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<v Speaker 5>Jelly and Jim are gonna go up for.

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<v Speaker 2>That.

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<v Speaker 3>You re retiring, would take need to take the cat?

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<v Speaker 3>Will not take your cats. I'm not taking your cats.

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<v Speaker 3>I would take a cat, but I'm not. In two years,

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<v Speaker 3>they're gonna be seven eight they middle aged, since I

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<v Speaker 3>want a young, sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>Cat, not an old middle age cat. You ages, Black Beach,

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<v Speaker 2>You are you yourself middle age in two years?

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<v Speaker 5>I would say that's a lie?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway? What is what is we crack ourselves up?

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<v Speaker 3>Why is it forty? Is it fifty? What age is?

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<v Speaker 3>Middle age now feels like right now? It feels like

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<v Speaker 3>where I'm at right now. Like middle age for me

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<v Speaker 3>and my family is I'll be like sixty because I

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<v Speaker 3>have people in my family who live to be one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred and twelve years old.

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<v Speaker 2>So problem to you guys. Be lifting weights and freaking

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<v Speaker 2>doing all the activities to be healthy to live that way.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not working out now.

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<v Speaker 3>So I actually got into it with my gym today

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<v Speaker 3>because they've charged me now for the month of September

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<v Speaker 3>and they're getting ready to charge me for October and

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<v Speaker 3>they refuse to freeze my account, and I said, oh wow,

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<v Speaker 3>so you are stealing money from me during a global pandemic,

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<v Speaker 3>I will be contacting my bank.

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<v Speaker 2>Go on. So that's that's the conversation that I had

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<v Speaker 2>to have with my bank this morning. I hope you

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<v Speaker 2>get your money back for fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Dollars a month, so it's thirty dollars, but I want

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<v Speaker 3>my thirty dollars back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's mine, you know. New development friend. So also last thing,

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<v Speaker 2>the babe was like, I need you to mark off

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<v Speaker 2>January twenty eighth to February seventh, and I was like what.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, yes, those you're going to be with me.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, wait, my birthday is on the

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<v Speaker 2>second though, and she's like, yeah, you're going to be

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<v Speaker 2>with me. And I was like, but wait, I like

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<v Speaker 2>my friends. She was like, tell your friends you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to be with me on your birthday and I was like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to do what I want to do it for.

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<v Speaker 2>We did.

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<v Speaker 5>July hold on January what twenty eighth?

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<v Speaker 2>January January twentye to the seventh February?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so what's the what she got planned?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know? She can you find out? Can you

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<v Speaker 2>text me?

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<v Speaker 3>If I text her? What do you have planned? She's

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<v Speaker 3>she's going to know that. I'm going to talk to

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<v Speaker 3>you about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just between well, will you find out and just promise

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<v Speaker 2>not to tell me? But yeah, can you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, well, how can I jump on this train?

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<v Speaker 2>How can I wait? Oh, you have no idea what

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<v Speaker 2>it is? No, she won't tell me. It's October's I know, platte.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be sucking the sore. So I tell you

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<v Speaker 2>that much. Tossing that fun into the gap, the gap.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so sweet. But Marie find out because I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I want.

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<v Speaker 3>To do well, maybe we can well I mean, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what her plan is, but maybe we can

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<v Speaker 3>all do something.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we can all scutiny? Is that okay? Babe?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we all do something.

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<v Speaker 1>Signature?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Also, I mean scoot no all jokes aside. We appreciate

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<v Speaker 3>you listening to the podcast and being soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we really do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, no, no, no, no, if you're if you're still listening,

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<v Speaker 3>I am apologizing for coming off hard.

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<v Speaker 2>You came at me hard, and I'm gonna do what

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<v Speaker 2>I need to do. Uh Sydney.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, it's gonna be interesting to see what type of

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<v Speaker 3>mama bear instincts you develop after you have a baby,

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<v Speaker 3>because I feel like you're gonna be maybe meaner, more

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<v Speaker 3>protective of those that are important to you because you're

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<v Speaker 3>a mom. Well I'm already, but you're nice, but I

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<v Speaker 3>think you might turn you know, I don't know. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>when mom's babies are trapped under a car, they had

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<v Speaker 3>like super strikeing like lift a car, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 3>So it will be it will be interesting to see

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<v Speaker 3>what your personality develops into.

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<v Speaker 2>After you have a baby. I'm tired of growing up.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I can't believe we're talking about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Coco loco. All right, well this was

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<v Speaker 2>so much fun. We really had something to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for divulging your whole meet up with my

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<v Speaker 2>encounter dusty denim, dead tooth, Yes, denims and dead too.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that should be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So the first one was fall into the Gap, which

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<v Speaker 4>I got a lot of applause. Can I borrow a

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<v Speaker 4>cup of jiz please? That was there was dead tooth

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<v Speaker 4>and denim, but there was. But what you rephrase it

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<v Speaker 4>right now is dusty tooth, The dusty.

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<v Speaker 5>Dusty Denim and Dead Tooth, Dead Tooth. Okay, or follow

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<v Speaker 5>Dusty Denim and Dead Tooth.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, can I borrow a couple?

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<v Speaker 1>You're giving me way too many options. Let's solidify one.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we got to take the couple of out

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<v Speaker 3>only because I feel like a lot of our titles

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<v Speaker 3>are very sexually explicit.

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<v Speaker 2>They they but that's why people.

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<v Speaker 5>That when they get well.

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<v Speaker 2>But I like, I like Dusty Denims, Dead Tooth.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel yeah, I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Okay, I love this.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that we had a very productive Zoom meeting

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<v Speaker 3>today we did.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel really good about it. Actually the best episode

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<v Speaker 2>we've done in uh the month of the last couple

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<v Speaker 2>of months. Okay, I was gonna say the last couple

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<v Speaker 2>of months. But we talked about everything. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, shout out to doctor Scutiny, my physician, and I

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<v Speaker 3>hope that I get my thirty dollars back from Blink

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<v Speaker 3>Fitness this week.

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<v Speaker 2>You you're you'll be in our prayers. Argue with Sis Marie,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, don't forget to keep reviewing us, rating us,

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<v Speaker 2>keep it going. We love that. If you got bad

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<v Speaker 2>things to say, dm us, damn us, do just leave

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<v Speaker 2>a good stuff on.

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<v Speaker 3>There, man, if you have best to say, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I still want to hear what it is. I just

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to read it on iTunes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just like our damn so we can block. So

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<v Speaker 2>we can because you funny Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>Is right, we were. We're not afraid of a negative review.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna talk about it on here. So you know,

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<v Speaker 3>if you're bored and you want to hear us talk

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<v Speaker 3>about you on the pod and you feel I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to say this mean thing to them.

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<v Speaker 4>Then just as long as it's still five stars, because

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<v Speaker 4>if it's a main review, that's one stars.

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<v Speaker 1>No, don't leave it.

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<v Speaker 2>Right because the review had nothing to do with the pod.

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<v Speaker 2>You had to do with us leave in the country,

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<v Speaker 2>truly didn't. That was a morality thing and that scooney.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have a good time listening? You did, So

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<v Speaker 2>that's why you should give it. Scooney.

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<v Speaker 5>I need you to jump in the DM so we

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<v Speaker 5>can see what you look like.

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<v Speaker 1>Scoot over to the day to the.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Bye, guys, see you love you, Bye forever.

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