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Speaker 1: What's that, Johnny, you're thinking of stepping out tonight to

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Speaker 1: head to the speakeasy with your best galfos, some highballs

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Speaker 1: and some Jetta bugging. I see you got your fancy

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Speaker 1: dancing shoes on. Didn't you forget that there's a worldwide,

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Speaker 1: global international pandemic going on, your knucklehead. Why we haven't

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Speaker 1: been able to delindey hop in a local water and

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Speaker 1: hole and almost a year thanks to COVID. That's right,

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Speaker 1: no boss, No clubs are open right now, Johnny. We

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Speaker 1: got to stay indoors and keep our social distance from

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Speaker 1: all the other hipcats out there so we don't get

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Speaker 1: the cough. It's pandemonium out there. I'll tell you a pandemonium.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. And yes, everybody's feeling it, except

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Speaker 1: for Johnny who wants to go out dancing tonight, whoever

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Speaker 1: he is. That's why it's time for another round of

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Speaker 1: weird COVID stories that you might have missed that I'll

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Speaker 1: have you saying, what you gotta be COVID me just

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Speaker 1: a bunch of stories that you might not have heard

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Speaker 1: that are pretty ridiculous. This one I think a lot

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Speaker 1: of people actually might have heard. But Disneyland is getting

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Speaker 1: rid of its annual passes after being closed for almost

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Speaker 1: a year because of the pandemic and the reason they

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Speaker 1: didn't even try to hide it, like they didn't try

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Speaker 1: to dress it up with anything, you know normally, like, oh, well,

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Speaker 1: it's because we're gonna come out with this new annual

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Speaker 1: pass like a like a whole life pass in the

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Speaker 1: next five years. It's gonna cost you four million dollars,

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Speaker 1: but like we're coming out with something new. They just

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Speaker 1: they just don't want to have the annual passes anymore

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Speaker 1: because they don't want people coming in who aren't paying

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Speaker 1: full price tickets. Wow, expensive place on her Yes, that

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Speaker 1: is crazy. They've had annual passes for probably ever. I

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Speaker 1: grew up in LA as a kid. You know, oh man,

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Speaker 1: the kids with the annual passes. The Disneyland hated them

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Speaker 1: so much. Be rich kids. Any kid at school that

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Speaker 1: was like an annual pass to Disney and you're like,

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Speaker 1: I hate you so much, Like yeah, that would to god, yeah,

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Speaker 1: not have an annual much. I will say, my wife,

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Speaker 1: daughter and I had the annual pass. Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 1: They let you make payments, so they do. Yeah they do, okay,

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Speaker 1: but also you get your money's worth him, like two visits.

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Speaker 1: I know, Sony Okay. Now now I'm on Disney, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: how often do you need to go to Disney? That's

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Speaker 1: the other thing I thought too, when people had that

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Speaker 1: anual pass them they go every weekend. And then I

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Speaker 1: went to Disneyland at one time when I was really

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Speaker 1: young with someone who had annual pass about my same age,

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Speaker 1: just condescending about where everything is. Like I'm looking at

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Speaker 1: the map trying to find frontier Land or whatever, like

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Speaker 1: now you just go over here, take a leaf and

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Speaker 1: right whatever. Wait, so what the annual pass do you get?

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Speaker 1: The other? What is it called? Right across the California

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Speaker 1: a venture? Yes you do? That's cool. Yeah, that'd be

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Speaker 1: worth it. Another COVID story that you might have missed,

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Speaker 1: because the news is full of them, and sometimes you

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Speaker 1: missed little nuggets like this. Another COVID COVID story you

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Speaker 1: might have missed. I'll have you saying, what you gotta

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Speaker 1: be covidting me is about a pigeon. A racing pigeon

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Speaker 1: somehow managed to fly eight thousand miles across the Pacific

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Speaker 1: Ocean from Oregon to Australia. What sounds cool, right, great

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Speaker 1: job for that pigeon. That's a that's that's got to

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Speaker 1: be hard to fly that long, eight thousand miles. That's

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Speaker 1: a really long time, very long time, mostly over water. Right.

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Speaker 1: And now, because that pigeon made that flight, Australian authorities

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Speaker 1: want to kill it because of a COVID risk. What yeah, wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm just figuring, like, how can they fly along without

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Speaker 1: for a little kind of hang find a boat, hop

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Speaker 1: on the boat, hang out party a little bit. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's how the murder hornets got over here was a boat. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is that's how they do it. They get on

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Speaker 1: a boat. They cruised a little round a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Don't they just put the burd in quarantine, you know,

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Speaker 1: don't kill it, especially when it flew that far. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a racing pigeon. I just owned everybody eight thousand miles.

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Speaker 1: amazing pigeon the world has ever seen. Australia is going

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Speaker 1: to make a statue of me, the great Australian racing pigeon.

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Speaker 1: And then you get there and they're like, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: These are news stories that you might have missed, COVID

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Speaker 1: news stories that I have you going, what you got

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Speaker 1: a bea COVID and me check this out. A guy

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Speaker 1: in Newport, Wales accidentally threw away a hard drive several

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Speaker 1: years ago with almost two hundred and ninety million dollars

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Speaker 1: offering the city twenty five percent of that money in

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Speaker 1: COVID relief. If they led him into the landfill to

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Speaker 1: search for it, that is insane. It's like the guy

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Speaker 1: who forgot his past, who only has ten password attempts

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Speaker 1: and he has like two left and if he can't

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Speaker 1: and then and then the money just goes a bitcoin

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Speaker 1: and it's just gone. I think, Yeah, twenty percent of

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Speaker 1: bitcoin's money is people who can't remember their password. Oh

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Wow, that's crazy. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I read an interview with that guy that can't remember

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Speaker 1: his password and he said, I'm at peace with it now.

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Speaker 1: How are you? No, you're not us. This is another

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Speaker 1: COVID new story. You might have missed that. I'll have

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Speaker 1: you going what you gotta be COVID and me. A

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Speaker 1: guy in England broke quarantine rules by going fourteen miles

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Speaker 1: from his home to play Pokemon Go and he was

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Speaker 1: fine two hundred and seventy five dollars. Oh my gosh

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Speaker 1: for playing Pokemon. Goods in important to the word. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he must have been real born. He just had to

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