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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back our

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Speaker 1: arms speak text to seventy eighty five niney two says

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Speaker 1: there's a complaint box in the break room at my work.

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Speaker 1: People think HR set it up, but it was me.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's genius.

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Speaker 2: At the end of.

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Speaker 1: Every week, I take the box home and read about

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Speaker 1: all the petty drama that's been building up all around

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Speaker 1: the office. It's great.

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Speaker 3: Why are we doing that for our show?

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Speaker 1: You want people to complain about our show?

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Speaker 2: No, set it up in our office and then we

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Speaker 2: get to read the complaints live on air.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, obnoxious people in the office and so small we.

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Speaker 3: Would know who's writing everything that's true.

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Speaker 1: You know, sometimes it is better to just silently suffer

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Speaker 1: through whatever you're going through. Not on this segment, we

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Speaker 1: don't want you to hold back. Let it all out

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Speaker 1: with the mass speaker and tell us your secrets while

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Speaker 1: we keep you anonymous. Like with today's caller, who's chosen

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Speaker 1: to go by the fake name Miranda. Miranda, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Hi, I'm Miranda. How are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: So that a little.

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Speaker 1: Nervous Maybe she's going to complain about our show and

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Speaker 1: you're allowed to do that anonymously, but it's.

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Speaker 3: Up to you.

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Speaker 1: The voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, years ago, I worked as an entertainer

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Speaker 3: in La.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, were you doing the baby beauty pageants circuit?

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Speaker 1: Like me?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I guess we missed each.

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Speaker 1: Other cross paths. That's okay. You just dominated every competition,

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Speaker 1: that's fair. Yeah, you stood no chance were you. Were

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Speaker 1: you trying to be in film or TV?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? That was my dream. I wanted to be in

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Speaker 3: movies and TV.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I can relate to that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like auditioning for stuff, And honestly, I wasn't that successful.

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Speaker 3: You know, says the other million people that are there

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Speaker 3: doing the same thing, So don't take it hard. I

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Speaker 3: did get a couple of speaking ones in a sitcom,

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Speaker 3: Oh cool, Yeah, that's big. Yeah, and I would be

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Speaker 3: cast as extras and I get a commercial here there.

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Speaker 3: But one thing that was guaranteed. I got invited to

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Speaker 3: a lot of parties.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: Why was that guaranteed? Because if you're like beautiful while

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Speaker 3: you're in the scene, you know, Yeah, Okay, don't act

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Speaker 3: like I'm an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Jeff, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I've never been into you. I don't know if you'd

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Speaker 3: want to be, because, like Hollywood people are different.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, especially when you do the beauty baby pageant parties.

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Speaker 1: Those ones get that baby wasn't really giggling a good time. No, okay,

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Speaker 1: I see that's fun. You get to go to like

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Speaker 1: those big Hollywood parties.

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Speaker 3: Is that what your confession is about, is some crazy

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Speaker 3: thing that happened?

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, what are we what are we doing?

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Speaker 3: So they party different, they go hard. Like you start

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Speaker 3: to figure out what time you need to leave before

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Speaker 3: it gets really crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, before you end up in a head line

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Speaker 1: the same time Jeff shows up. Yeah, exactly right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. This one night, I had a gig that was

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Speaker 3: happening actually pretty close to that party, and I brought

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Speaker 3: my backpack with all the stuff that I needed for

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Speaker 3: the job.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you just pop over to the job

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Speaker 1: after what you see?

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Speaker 3: I'm dying, What did you witness? So I ended up

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Speaker 3: staying longer than normal and things started to get a

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Speaker 3: little out of control. Narcotics were visible.

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Speaker 2: Not narcotics, Yeah, I thought that was a drug free

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Speaker 2: zone was still waiting for the wild part to happen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was starting to feel that I

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Speaker 3: shouldn't be there. And then right when that crossed my mind,

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Speaker 1: Must not have been an A lister.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And I don't know what came over me,

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Speaker 2: but the first thing I thought of was like, go

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Speaker 2: to the bathroom and like hit up my backpack.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you don't want to miss your job. Like,

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Speaker 1: do you still got a thing to do?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Okay, you got it? Okay, so I ran to

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Speaker 3: get it. I jumped in the bathroom, I locked the door,

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Speaker 3: I changed, and when I came out, I was wearing

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Speaker 3: the outfit for my gig.

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Speaker 1: Okay, new outfit.

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Speaker 3: The outfit police uniform?

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Speaker 1: No, no way for.

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Speaker 3: A bachelor party that was going to be happening at midnight.

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Speaker 1: You were the entertainment for the bachelor party.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh?

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Speaker 2: So it was a sexy police uniform.

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Speaker 3: It was pretty realistic looking.

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Speaker 1: Wow, okay, because it was going to be off I.

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Speaker 3: Thought was happening.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, who's your agent? So now so the cops

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Speaker 1: are actually raiding this party and suddenly you're dressed like

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Speaker 1: a very realistic looking police officer.

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Speaker 3: So everybody's being questioned and Caane and I need to

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Speaker 3: be line. I ran out the front door. I like,

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Speaker 3: how you're going to work at a party that you

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Speaker 3: wouldn't usually attend at that time that you're saying.

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Speaker 1: About you totally you didn't get in trouble.

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Speaker 3: No, thankfully left without the incident, like you guest close,

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Speaker 3: Paul Hey, And.

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Speaker 1: If they started to get you for impersonating a cop,

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Speaker 1: you just ripped those tearaway pants off. Yeah on that

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Speaker 1: juke box. What a cop wear this? So okay? So

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Speaker 1: those were your old times in l A. You don't

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Speaker 1: do that stuff anymore.

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Speaker 3: No, I do not.

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Speaker 1: Are you a real cop?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Do that start your that'd be amazing. She's like, no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I work in accounts. Yeah, I don't worry that beauty

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Speaker 1: baby patchant circuit. It led me nowhere. Look look radio now.

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Speaker 1: So you came out actually on top, you would.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't imagine how many babies are arrested at those parties.

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Speaker 1: Oh so many? Oh yeah, thank you for shipping your

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Speaker 1: story with us. Miranda text in the seventy eighty five

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Speaker 1: nine too. If you have a confession you've been holding

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Speaker 1: on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 1: and make you our next mass speaker. We got your

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