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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini your sold many episode, motherfucking mini your sol.

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Speaker 2: There, it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, gentiles

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Speaker 2: and little mamas are like, welcome to another phenomenal episode.

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Speaker 2: And my mama told me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 3: black conspiracy theory and we.

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Speaker 2: Finally worked to prove the theories that you, the little

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Speaker 2: mamas and others have at home. Come on, it's a

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Speaker 2: month fucking mini episode. Baby, I gotta tell you, I'm

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Speaker 2: a little upset. I'm a little scared of something that's

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Speaker 2: been happening lately.

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Speaker 3: Oh I won't do it again on this episode.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, not Jesus Christ, No, never mind. You

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Speaker 2: know what's been scaring me is I'm really scared of

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Speaker 2: this Popeyes down Julio collab.

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Speaker 3: I'm not even familiar.

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Speaker 2: Popeyes and Don Julio have linked up officially, officially, and

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Speaker 2: they're making a chicken.

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Speaker 3: I don't like that. I don't like it when ship

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Speaker 3: you do in the house becomes official.

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Speaker 2: It's now uh for sale at Popeye's restaurants, say Don

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Speaker 2: Julio chicken collaboration.

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Speaker 3: Wait like fried.

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Speaker 2: I believe it's fried in Don Julio.

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Speaker 3: No no no no no no no no no no

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Speaker 3: no no no no no, Buddy.

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Speaker 2: I wish I was making this is not good, David,

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Speaker 2: I wish I was lying to But Popeyes and Don

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Speaker 2: Julio are are in tandem.

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Speaker 3: Now who one who contacted who I think Popeye is

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Speaker 3: called Don Jo? I don't Julio contacted Popas is.

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Speaker 2: The first of all. I do not. I think. I

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Speaker 2: think Popeyes didn't need this. Popeyes has killed us effectively

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Speaker 2: a year without any assistance, and that's what scares me

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Speaker 2: the most is they've been beaten the fuck out of

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Speaker 2: our community individually to Tequila and Fried Chicken have been

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Speaker 2: whooping our ass. I feel like Tequila's new, though it's not.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't our favorite for a while, but then that

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Speaker 2: cost to mego hit. But that's thrown.

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Speaker 3: I think that's even what happened with Kognac though, because

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Speaker 3: like I remember to listen to this patrician chip O'Neil

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Speaker 3: joke where he was like, you remember when black people

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Speaker 3: started drinking Hennessy and I was like, oh, I didn't

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Speaker 3: even because it's before our time. I didn't even know.

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Speaker 2: It has always been for me Hennessey as a black drink.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, but like I don't think it was

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Speaker 3: like that in the seventies. That's crazy, you know what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying. So it's like maybe it was just time

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Speaker 3: for a new one.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I bet it's the same way that like

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Speaker 2: ian Jay used to be a thing, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean, Like.

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Speaker 3: I think still a thing.

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Speaker 2: But that's what I mean is that for some people

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Speaker 2: it's still a thing. But then there's other classes of

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Speaker 2: people that go, like, well that's some old nigga ship.

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Speaker 2: We ain't still right, you know what I mean. Yeah, nobody,

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Speaker 2: nobody's singing about ian j anymore.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it.

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Speaker 2: Was in our songs, that's true. This was like our

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Speaker 2: ship for a while, and now it's like, yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: we don't do that.

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Speaker 3: I think tequila is a dangerous thing. Anyways, Well, buddy,

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Speaker 3: I got bad news. Don Julio and Popeyes linked up

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Speaker 3: for the Uh god, I knew, I knew. You know what.

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Speaker 3: The worst part is, Sorry we're sold out. It says, sorry, y'all,

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Speaker 3: we sold out. Damn, this is fucked up. They got

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Speaker 3: to commemorative glass though, that's what makes us.

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Speaker 2: It's this really scares me because you know what, This

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Speaker 2: feels like they they were beating our ass so effectively

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Speaker 2: before this. It feels like they were like, fuck it,

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get your your fattest uncle and your drunkest

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Speaker 2: t o to do like a fusion technique and a

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Speaker 2: finishing move, you know what I mean? Like this feels

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Speaker 2: like the beginning of the end.

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Speaker 3: This is off the top ropes.

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Speaker 2: This is like we we only got a little bit

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Speaker 2: left in this fight, and if we can get them

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Speaker 2: to drink to eat this Don Julio flavored chicken.

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Speaker 3: The menu blends the rich heritage of Popeye's Louisiana style

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Speaker 3: cooking with the bold flavors of tequila Don Julio reposado,

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Speaker 3: a tribute to craftsmanship, culture, and iconic celebrations. I argue

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Speaker 3: this is none of those things.

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Speaker 2: No, whose culture inspired this? Ho coach, You're.

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Speaker 3: Right, Popeye Spicy Strawberry hibiscus flavored lemonade mocked.

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Speaker 2: Fuck, come on man, this is bad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would.

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Speaker 2: That's what's scary is that there's no healthy person who

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Speaker 2: doesn't want to bite to this chicken.

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Speaker 3: And then Popeye is don or tequila Don Julio repo

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Speaker 3: flavored Louisiana garlic three piece wings.

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Speaker 2: Come on, mann.

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Speaker 3: Concha rolled chicken sandwich.

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Speaker 2: Do get blackout and eat eat fucking new chicken chicken.

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Speaker 3: You wake up with that in your bed. They did

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Speaker 3: a new they did a new logo for it, Bro,

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Speaker 3: they did a new and it's sexy. Guess where they

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Speaker 3: only sold it Miami, New York, New Orleans, Philadelphia, and

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Speaker 2: That doesn't feel sinnister.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you couldn't have just thrown in Omaha for no,

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Speaker 3: for d I couldn't. You couldn't have deed the Popeyes j.

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Speaker 2: The nice people in Montana deserved. Yeah, They're like, we

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Speaker 3: Yo. This is also crazy because they also have an

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Speaker 3: exclusive offer on Uber eats. Score five dollars you get

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Speaker 3: a chicken sandwich and five dollars off a bottle of

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Speaker 3: Don Julio.

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Speaker 2: Bro. That's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: If you are a fat food eater, and I do

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Speaker 2: not shame anybody that does it, I I myself love

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Speaker 2: fast food, but you are you are consenting by eating

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Speaker 2: fast food. You are consenting into a slightly earlier demise

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Speaker 2: than you would have had if you had eaten anything else. No,

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Speaker 2: really seriously, surely, surely is gonna get it's killing us, right.

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Speaker 2: So the idea that they then are like, yo, you're

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Speaker 3: Liquor with chicken is crazy. It was already that's some

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Speaker 3: ship you do and feel bad about. That's my ship,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean. That's what I do. I

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Speaker 3: eat Popeye? Is it, don Julia?

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Speaker 2: I put a little honey in the in the spaghetti. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's my that's what makes it taste good. That's oh,

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Speaker 2: you know Hennessy just great, bro, That is bro.

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Speaker 3: I hate to talk about even political, but that was like,

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Speaker 3: in the same way that politics is jumping out the window,

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Speaker 3: just capitalism and marketing is jumping out the window.

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Speaker 2: They don't give a fuck no.

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Speaker 3: More nobody who's a fun about They're trying to kill us. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they're trying. Like they used to have to hide it.

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Speaker 3: They used to have companies used to have to pretend

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Speaker 2: They had to be like, look, we don't want you dead. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're a fine young man. Yeah we believe in you.

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Speaker 3: We use the finest ingredients for the arch to luck dog.

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Speaker 2: The McDonald's commercials used to be more about like getting

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Speaker 2: a job than yeah, about fucking Bookie Calvin or about community.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, you and your friends you're all in McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: Now it's like, nope, you're up late, you're drunk.

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Speaker 2: I watched the McDonald's in the old McDonald's commercials the

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Speaker 3: This is like I sent that to you. Yeah, we

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Speaker 2: We watched this again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like how to impress your single mother's son.

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Speaker 2: He's like, uh, we're going to McDonald's. He's like, h fine,

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Speaker 2: and then they have McDonald's and you've seen some fine

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Speaker 2: little thing. On the other side, he's like, fine, you

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Speaker 2: could date my mom, but keep it clean or whatever.

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Speaker 2: But it's like crazy.

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Speaker 3: It was crazy because he also had.

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Speaker 2: A son, right, yeah, his sons in the playplace.

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Speaker 3: No. Yeah, Companies used to have to pretend to care

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Speaker 3: about it. This does feel like it's like diabolic. It's

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Speaker 3: like an underground It's like it's like a it's like

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Speaker 3: a spoof. We've jumped the shark. That's like that feels

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Speaker 3: like that feels like the plot of undercover Brother three

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Speaker 3: is they're trying to make that and undercover brothers got

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Speaker 3: to stop it. It.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't even feel like we're playing a game anymore

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Speaker 2: if we're not in the streets protesting this, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean, Like, we're not honestly looking for survival

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Speaker 2: or progress. If we don't pick up pitchforks and flaming

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Speaker 2: torches and burned down some financial institution, what.

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Speaker 3: Are we gonna do. We're gonna born, We're gonna burn

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Speaker 3: down nineteen forty two? What are you talking about? I'm

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Speaker 3: just those bottles look cool to me.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying a violence is objectively happening to us,

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Speaker 2: and we are all consenting.

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Speaker 3: Do you drink nineteen forty two? I do not? No,

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Speaker 3: No me either. I was though. I was at a

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Speaker 3: bachelor party. Yeah, and I the guy who's getting married.

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Speaker 3: His brother bought us all shots a nineteen forty two

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Speaker 3: and paid so much money, and he was like, this

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Speaker 3: he's like my age. I'm like, that's because a wrap though. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there's just like you didn't start, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 3: don't taste that different? No, I think it's kind of

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Speaker 3: a scared Cosumikos is like actually not good or whatever.

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Speaker 3: I was full of sugar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have no idea what a good and a

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Speaker 2: bad tequila?

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Speaker 3: Are.

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Speaker 2: I just drink the one that that I picked.

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Speaker 3: I drink the clear one. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I drank fuckings because people around me liked cosamigos, so

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Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 3: I do funk with Don Julio though, because a Puerto

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Speaker 2: But that's what I mean. You go around a community

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Speaker 2: and then the community goes this what we like, and

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Speaker 2: you go, well, I like yo, so yeah I'll drink that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah I didn't. I didn't drink epsilon. My wife drank

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Speaker 3: epsilon and then it was like, okay, well I guess

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Speaker 3: we drink epsilon. Yeah you're not even saying all right,

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Speaker 3: no that one too. I don't neither one of those. No,

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Speaker 3: it's all because man, it's a lady that I like

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Speaker 3: liked it. So no, no, I've drank a bunch of

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Speaker 3: dumb ship for a women. But this is like it's

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Speaker 3: crossing over because it's also and this is tell me

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Speaker 3: if I'm jumping out the window. It's also like, now

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Speaker 3: kids can have their own version of Don Julio, is

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Speaker 3: what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: Right, brother, I'm telling you I can't drink. Jo tried

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Speaker 2: to walk me back, But I'm saying that this is

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Speaker 2: an actual violence against our community. You are making it

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Speaker 2: so that a child can go to that restaurant and

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Speaker 2: say I would like the Don Julio chicken please, and

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Speaker 2: they give them Don Julio chicken, and that doesn't You're

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Speaker 2: talking about a gateway drug into like a relationship with alcohol.

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Speaker 3: And then that kid goes and he tells all the

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Speaker 3: other kids, I love Don Julio Chicken.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but now we all got a relationship with donj

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Speaker 2: Don Julio's a nice guy.

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Speaker 3: That shit might be worse than rappers, bro dog, it's

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Speaker 3: good pure commerce. This is a bad thing they do,

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Speaker 3: and like nobody's ever because no liquor has ever collaborated

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Speaker 2: Really, I don't even know it was possible. I didn't

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Speaker 2: even know they could do that at Popeye's to be like,

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Speaker 3: There has to be rules against it. For years they're

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Speaker 3: doing marketing. They put it in Philadelphia, Bro, this is crazy.

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Speaker 2: So they didn't even do La because La doesn't have

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Speaker 2: we ain't got to waste our time over there, all

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Speaker 2: that crunchy ship. We're going where they at.

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Speaker 3: It's bad, man, Man, I don't even know that ship is.

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Speaker 2: We're praying for this.

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Speaker 3: Yo, you know that's where it drops.

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Speaker 2: We're praying for the city of Atlanta right now.

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Speaker 3: Pray for me. Man.

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Speaker 2: I still want it. Yeah, you're in a bad way too.

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Speaker 3: I want to try You don't want to try it.

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Speaker 2: I really want to try it. I want to try

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Speaker 2: I really, I really want to try it.

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Speaker 3: And I don't know how I would have the strength

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Speaker 3: to stand in line for it right now? Is it?

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Speaker 2: No? I pull off like that man who was naked

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Speaker 3: Bottom down, because you would have to be alone. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I can't bring my kids with me to do that's

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Speaker 2: the world.

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Speaker 3: You truly can't even anybody who loves you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not how you treat a family.

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Speaker 3: I think this is bad. I'm worried about my my people.

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Speaker 3: I'm worried about the city of Atlanta, the city of Miami,

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Speaker 3: all of these plays.

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Speaker 2: Philly, God, Philly.

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Speaker 3: Is this unprecedented? It must be at This isn't the

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Speaker 3: same though I have seen like like a Jack Daniels steak,

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Speaker 2: Jack Daniel sauce exists. But but I think cooking with

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Speaker 3: That's true. Tequila is not a food fla.

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Speaker 2: No, nobody's like, yeah, give me that that I guess now.

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Speaker 2: But like tequila doesn't have the same vibes as whiskey.

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Speaker 3: No, I've never heard of even tequila being used in

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Speaker 3: cooking now that like nobody's like, oh, this is my

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Speaker 2: But it felt like more of like End Times decision

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Speaker 2: than like, yeah, pastries, I don't yeah, no tequila cakes.

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Speaker 3: It's also so directly at us, which is crazy. Did

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Speaker 3: we take tequila then? Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know that we took it. I think Spanish supreme over tequila.

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Speaker 3: But they're not in this ship at fucking Poyo Loco.

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Speaker 2: No, because I don't think we at Lo Loo.

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Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying. If it's still a bigger

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Speaker 3: it speaks to like the things that and that that

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Speaker 3: we already went nuts when they dropped the sandwich. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: because like, if it's presumably a bigger market, right, it

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Speaker 3: would make sense that they would that they that they

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Speaker 3: other ship. And the fact that they don't means like

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Speaker 3: they're really targeting us.

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Speaker 2: I think Popey's is just bigger and better, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean? Like I think don Hold will probably

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Speaker 2: put out their feelers everywhere, but when Pope's was like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we'll talk, damn.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like if you put if

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Speaker 3: you want to even make it one item that made

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Speaker 3: it a whole menu.

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Speaker 2: Bro, if you're a hooping and and Nike calls you

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Speaker 2: pick up the phone, you know what I'm saying, Like,

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Speaker 2: that's what Popeye's is. It's a it's probably a whole

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Speaker 3: Now, Oh, we're gonna talk about plane crashes somehow more uplifted. No, yeah,

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Speaker 3: this ship is like just the branding of it, the

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Speaker 3: direct of it. It's like, ah, man, it's tough, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's it is tough. It is like that is that's

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Speaker 3: you're right, that is a violence. Yeah, that's not even

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Speaker 3: a conspiracy that they did it. They did it. I

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Speaker 3: bet it's coming back the sandwich or the chicken. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: they're not done. They just they put it in the

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Speaker 3: test market.

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Speaker 2: I think they literally ran out. I think they were like, well,

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Speaker 2: we only made so much because we didn't know how

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Speaker 2: quickly this would catch on. We knew, we knew we'd

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