Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame the twenties.
Speaker 2: Good morning, This is Caitlin big Wig big Wig Alert.
Speaker 1: Hell, this is vice president.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 3: Hi, this is P Deakins. I'm calling from corporate HR.
Speaker 3: I think your boss told you that I would be calling.
Speaker 3: But congratulations on the promotion, Executive vice president.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: It comes with a throne and a crown and everything
Speaker 3: everything you see beneath you. It is your kingdom.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know us. When do I get my crown?
Speaker 1: We'll have that in your mailbox by the end of
Speaker 1: the week. Ma'am. It's exciting.
Speaker 3: I like calling people who've gotten promotions, so you've got
Speaker 3: to be pretty pumped up about.
Speaker 2: It, I am. Yeah, yeah, I'm very excited.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, I don't know if your boss told you that
Speaker 3: i'd be calling to go over a few things regarding
Speaker 3: your promotion.
Speaker 2: Na, yeah he did.
Speaker 3: Okay, great. First order of business is what rewards points
Speaker 3: would you like? Grocery store points, airline miles, coffee shop stamps,
Speaker 3: got Amazon points on there?
Speaker 2: You could have to, uh, let's go for airline points.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: Great, So instead of paycheck, you'll just begin what you
Speaker 3: would get in dollars in airline points. The next thing
Speaker 3: I'll needn't know what airline you want?
Speaker 1: Is all?
Speaker 4: Well, sorry, I think I heard wrong you said. Did
Speaker 4: you say instead of getting paid I would get airline yep?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no no, I will just take my paycheck
Speaker 2: as is.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I know. No, that's not an option. So
Speaker 3: you should have gone over this when you sign the paperwork.
Speaker 3: Executives at this company, because of budgetary reasons, decided to
Speaker 3: forego pay and so instead of actual cash, they're getting
Speaker 3: paid in miles or points for their favorite rewards programs.
Speaker 3: So every dollar you make is actually two dollars in points.
Speaker 3: So if you're making it, let's say one hundred dollars,
Speaker 3: If you make one hundred dollars, that's two hundred airline
Speaker 3: points you get instead of a paycheck.
Speaker 2: That doesn't make any sense to me. I do not
Speaker 2: need airline points. I need my paycheck. I did not
Speaker 2: sign up.
Speaker 1: Oh you'll still be getting a paieck you have.
Speaker 2: I will be getting a paycheck.
Speaker 1: Yes, it will look like a normal paycheck, but it'll
Speaker 1: just be in miles. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Eh, that's not going to work for me. I need
Speaker 2: my paycheck.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, okay, executive vice president for just today and
Speaker 3: it's already gone into her head.
Speaker 4: I guess, huh, excuse me, I don't I do not
Speaker 4: have a big head or anything.
Speaker 2: I certainly sounds like it.
Speaker 3: I mean, you want to be treated differently than the
Speaker 3: other executives around here. And it's only your second day,
Speaker 3: I think, as executive vice president, so my.
Speaker 4: First it's really my first day.
Speaker 2: But I want I want my money. I don't want
Speaker 2: airline points.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, and she's greedy? Well, no, boy's greedy.
Speaker 2: What did you just say to me? Oh?
Speaker 3: I was just saying, and I you know, maybe you
Speaker 3: expect a little special treatment or something like that.
Speaker 4: No, I think I heard you call me greedy as well.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should just a materialistic I don't know. You
Speaker 1: tell me okayub money grubbing, because it seems all you
Speaker 1: care about his money instead of the rewards points.
Speaker 4: And yeah, you know, if I am a little greedy
Speaker 4: or materialistic, I'm gonna use this new power and.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get you fired. What what is your name?
Speaker 2: Because I want to get you fired for how incredibly
Speaker 2: rude you've been today.
Speaker 4: Another thing getting reward points instead of an actual paycheck.
Speaker 4: That is the stupidest policy I've ever heard. I'm frankly,
Speaker 4: I'm pissed at my boss for not telling me that
Speaker 4: this was the way that execs did it. Do you
Speaker 4: work in this building or are you in the Minnesota location?
Speaker 2: Where is your office? No?
Speaker 1: I'm in this building.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Would you like to come meet with me in person?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: I would like to see the face.
Speaker 4: Of the h R person who called me greedy and
Speaker 4: materialistic for wanting a paycheck, a normal paycheck.
Speaker 2: And you know what, you.
Speaker 4: Can just go ahead, get my resignation papers ready to
Speaker 4: I'll give him a sign and I'll I'll slap across.
Speaker 2: The face with him. How's that? You are a little
Speaker 2: tow warp? When I get down there, it's over when
Speaker 2: I see you, you little turk.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, then I'll let you know that this is
Speaker 3: actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank
Speaker 3: on you and your boss.
Speaker 1: Chris set you up. What it's a joke. What it's
Speaker 1: a joke.
Speaker 3: Your boss set you up for a phone brink because
Speaker 3: he wanted to congratulate you on your new position and
Speaker 3: tell you that you're gonna be getting points.
Speaker 2: Oh no, my god, I'm going to kill Chris. I'm
Speaker 2: going to walk down the hall and smack him in
Speaker 2: the face. A little twirp. I'm so mad that this
Speaker 2: is awful.
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