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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, This is Caitlin big Wig big Wig Alert.

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Speaker 1: Hell, this is vice president.

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Speaker 2: Oh hi, Hi, good morning.

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Speaker 3: Hi, this is P Deakins. I'm calling from corporate HR.

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Speaker 3: I think your boss told you that I would be calling.

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Speaker 3: But congratulations on the promotion, Executive vice president.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: It comes with a throne and a crown and everything

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Speaker 3: everything you see beneath you. It is your kingdom.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know us. When do I get my crown?

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Speaker 1: We'll have that in your mailbox by the end of

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Speaker 1: the week. Ma'am. It's exciting.

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Speaker 3: I like calling people who've gotten promotions, so you've got

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Speaker 3: to be pretty pumped up about.

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Speaker 2: It, I am. Yeah, yeah, I'm very excited.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So, I don't know if your boss told you that

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Speaker 3: i'd be calling to go over a few things regarding

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Speaker 3: your promotion.

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Speaker 2: Na, yeah he did.

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Speaker 3: Okay, great. First order of business is what rewards points

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Speaker 3: would you like? Grocery store points, airline miles, coffee shop stamps,

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Speaker 3: got Amazon points on there?

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Speaker 2: You could have to, uh, let's go for airline points.

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Speaker 2: Why not?

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Speaker 3: Great, So instead of paycheck, you'll just begin what you

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Speaker 3: would get in dollars in airline points. The next thing

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Speaker 3: I'll needn't know what airline you want?

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Speaker 1: Is all?

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Speaker 4: Well, sorry, I think I heard wrong you said. Did

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Speaker 4: you say instead of getting paid I would get airline yep?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no no, I will just take my paycheck

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Speaker 2: as is.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, I know. No, that's not an option. So

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Speaker 3: you should have gone over this when you sign the paperwork.

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Speaker 3: Executives at this company, because of budgetary reasons, decided to

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Speaker 3: forego pay and so instead of actual cash, they're getting

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Speaker 3: paid in miles or points for their favorite rewards programs.

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Speaker 3: So every dollar you make is actually two dollars in points.

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Speaker 3: So if you're making it, let's say one hundred dollars,

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Speaker 3: If you make one hundred dollars, that's two hundred airline

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Speaker 3: points you get instead of a paycheck.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't make any sense to me. I do not

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Speaker 2: need airline points. I need my paycheck. I did not

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Speaker 2: sign up.

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Speaker 1: Oh you'll still be getting a paieck you have.

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Speaker 2: I will be getting a paycheck.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it will look like a normal paycheck, but it'll

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Speaker 1: just be in miles. It's pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: Eh, that's not going to work for me. I need

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Speaker 2: my paycheck.

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, okay, executive vice president for just today and

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Speaker 3: it's already gone into her head.

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Speaker 4: I guess, huh, excuse me, I don't I do not

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Speaker 4: have a big head or anything.

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Speaker 2: I certainly sounds like it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you want to be treated differently than the

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Speaker 3: other executives around here. And it's only your second day,

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Speaker 3: I think, as executive vice president, so my.

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Speaker 4: First it's really my first day.

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Speaker 2: But I want I want my money. I don't want

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Speaker 2: airline points.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, and she's greedy? Well, no, boy's greedy.

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Speaker 2: What did you just say to me? Oh?

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Speaker 3: I was just saying, and I you know, maybe you

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Speaker 3: expect a little special treatment or something like that.

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Speaker 4: No, I think I heard you call me greedy as well.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I should just a materialistic I don't know. You

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Speaker 1: tell me okayub money grubbing, because it seems all you

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Speaker 1: care about his money instead of the rewards points.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, you know, if I am a little greedy

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Speaker 4: or materialistic, I'm gonna use this new power and.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to get you fired. What what is your name?

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Speaker 2: Because I want to get you fired for how incredibly

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Speaker 2: rude you've been today.

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Speaker 4: Another thing getting reward points instead of an actual paycheck.

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Speaker 4: That is the stupidest policy I've ever heard. I'm frankly,

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Speaker 4: I'm pissed at my boss for not telling me that

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Speaker 4: this was the way that execs did it. Do you

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Speaker 4: work in this building or are you in the Minnesota location?

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Speaker 2: Where is your office? No?

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Speaker 1: I'm in this building.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Would you like to come meet with me in person?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: I would like to see the face.

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Speaker 4: Of the h R person who called me greedy and

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Speaker 4: materialistic for wanting a paycheck, a normal paycheck.

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Speaker 2: And you know what, you.

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Speaker 4: Can just go ahead, get my resignation papers ready to

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Speaker 4: I'll give him a sign and I'll I'll slap across.

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Speaker 2: The face with him. How's that? You are a little

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Speaker 2: tow warp? When I get down there, it's over when

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Speaker 2: I see you, you little turk.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, then I'll let you know that this is

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Speaker 3: actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank

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Speaker 3: on you and your boss.

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Speaker 1: Chris set you up. What it's a joke. What it's

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Speaker 1: a joke.

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Speaker 3: Your boss set you up for a phone brink because

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Speaker 3: he wanted to congratulate you on your new position and

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Speaker 3: tell you that you're gonna be getting points.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, my god, I'm going to kill Chris. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to walk down the hall and smack him in

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Speaker 2: the face. A little twirp. I'm so mad that this

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Speaker 2: is awful.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Wake up every morning with jubile Phone Franks

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties,