Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Glazers. Hello here, I am welcome
Speaker 1: to the show.
Speaker 2: It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. You're on iHeart Radio podcast? Is
Speaker 2: it iHeart Radio or is it iHeart I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I know I'm a company gal.
Speaker 1: You don't know anymore you used to know.
Speaker 3: Corporate mergers are just hand. I can't keep track of
Speaker 3: what their names are.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: iHeart National Tire and Auto Smoothie King. I think that, yeah,
Speaker 2: there was a merger.
Speaker 3: You've been keeping track of this Boeing situation, right.
Speaker 1: No, because I can't control it.
Speaker 2: And most flights I fly on are the plane that
Speaker 2: everyone is saying it's malfunctioning and I just don't.
Speaker 3: Care, you know, like get in pretty wild it has, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because like there was some whistleblowers that died mysteriously. Yea,
Speaker 1: even talk about it.
Speaker 3: I don't know, are we going to get in trouble
Speaker 3: if we talk about it? Is Boeing?
Speaker 1: I think everyone is talking about it though, what's going on?
Speaker 3: You know what, though, I'm surprised that more people aren't
Speaker 3: talking about it.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess it worked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, well there's there is. The lawyer said,
Speaker 3: so just for people who don't know. We all remember
Speaker 3: that Boeing has had these issues with malfunctioning planes. You
Speaker 3: know that we've talked about that, like the door blowing
Speaker 3: off the side and people flying out of planes. And
Speaker 3: no one's died yet. I think no. Maybe in like
Speaker 3: a different country people have died.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well yeah, and we don't care about that, yeah,
Speaker 2: because there's some other country who gives a shit.
Speaker 3: And I'm pretty sure this.
Speaker 1: Really is how Americans look at shit.
Speaker 3: I do you know what?
Speaker 2: So we whenever there's a mass tragedy overseas and they
Speaker 2: go in eleven Americans and we go, it's like four
Speaker 2: thousand Indonesians and four Americans and.
Speaker 1: We go, oh wait, name them is one of the names? John?
Speaker 1: Is there a Sarah?
Speaker 2: And it's like, there's four thousand others. It's that is always, thankfully,
Speaker 2: that has always struck me as really weird. Even as
Speaker 2: a kid, I'd be like, why do we need to
Speaker 2: know how many are? Which ones are white?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Which ones are? What? Four thousand? And then John
Speaker 3: who loved apple Piece, Oh my god, I loved apple Piece.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what you can put yourself there and you go,
Speaker 2: that's why I don't travel not because I'm scared of
Speaker 2: other cultures and customs, which is really why I don't travels,
Speaker 2: because I'm scared of customs.
Speaker 1: But okay, so tell me.
Speaker 2: Okay, so a couple of people have died, possibly not Americans,
Speaker 2: so we don't really know.
Speaker 3: To be honest, though, I mean, if I'm going to
Speaker 3: be totally openly honest about how I felt.
Speaker 2: Save it for intrusive thoughts. Brian, we have to do
Speaker 2: one of those episodes. It's for the big money players,
Speaker 2: Diamond Network. No, no, no, tell us what you think
Speaker 2: if you're gonna be really.
Speaker 3: I do remember reading about this plane crash and finding
Speaker 3: out it was in like I don't know, like it
Speaker 3: was in like Ethiopia or something.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, Drekar, like when you hear that,
Speaker 2: you go, of course there's a plane crash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so exactly. And I felt a lot better
Speaker 3: about it because I was like, oh, it's just Ethiopia,
Speaker 3: not that those people dying. But I just don't trust
Speaker 3: Ethiopia as much as I trust I will I.
Speaker 2: Would be I would be not as chill flying in
Speaker 2: Africa that I would be in the States because I
Speaker 2: just feel like a lot of Egyptian air goes down,
Speaker 2: like I just feel like, I don't know, I don't
Speaker 2: have any evidence to back this up. But I did
Speaker 2: watch a documentary, not a documentary, I watched a show
Speaker 2: where this girl's parents are on like a safari and
Speaker 2: their plane goes down in the jungle, and I just
Speaker 2: I can picture it happening to me. But okay, so
Speaker 2: this Boeings, So we have a new thing to be
Speaker 2: scared of, the Boeings doors flying.
Speaker 3: But the thing that's crazy about it is that there
Speaker 3: were two whistle blowers who came forward. And these are
Speaker 3: quality control expert whistle blowers who were responsible for like
Speaker 3: checking the parts that have been malfunctioning, and they came
Speaker 3: forward and were saying that the upper brass at Boeing
Speaker 3: told them to let things slide, to let things pass,
Speaker 3: just to and that's the reason why these things have
Speaker 3: been happening. And the first thing that happened is one
Speaker 3: of those people died apparently from a quote unquote self
Speaker 3: inflicted suicidal attempt a gunshot wound or something like that.
Speaker 3: And then the second whistleblower also died from a heart
Speaker 3: attack type situation. They were both in like their.
Speaker 1: Forties, whistle too hard?
Speaker 3: You know you heart attack? Yeah, this is pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: That's pretty suspicious.
Speaker 2: That's like, and it's always these people that and you
Speaker 2: know a lot of times they leave behind there's a
Speaker 2: lot of hearsay of like they tell people if I
Speaker 2: ever die.
Speaker 1: It wasn't suicide.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want people to know, if I ever die.
Speaker 1: It is suicide.
Speaker 2: I don't want people to even consider foul play, even
Speaker 2: if there's like an uh A video.
Speaker 3: Yeah truly, No, No, that was suicide.
Speaker 2: I ask, Yeah, no, that that's this is scary. And
Speaker 2: I just looked up the guy, like one of the
Speaker 2: guys that has found dead. That's why did they do this?
Speaker 2: Don't they know that We're gonna know who did it?
Speaker 3: Like they do know that, and they don't care because we.
Speaker 2: John Barnett worked for Boeing for more than thirty years
Speaker 2: before retired Sean his.
Speaker 1: Name was John.
Speaker 2: In the days before his death, he had been giving
Speaker 2: evidence in a whistleblower lawsuit against the company. Boeing said
Speaker 2: it was saddened to hear of mister Barnett's passing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when they planned it, they were really sad about hearing
Speaker 2: the future plans of it. It allegedly, not even allegedly
Speaker 2: this we're just joking this. This is a comedy podcast.
Speaker 1: It said.
Speaker 2: The sixty two year old had died from a self
Speaker 2: inflicted wound on ninth of March and police were investigating.
Speaker 2: Mister Barnett had worked for the US plane Giant for
Speaker 2: three decades until his retirement twenty seventeen. Okay, so he
Speaker 2: was a quality manager at the North Charleston plant and
Speaker 2: they build the seven eight seven Dreamliner. He told the
Speaker 2: BBC in twenty nineteen that under pressure, workers had been
Speaker 2: deliberately fitting substandard parts to aircraft on the production line. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he had uncovered serious problems with oxygen systems, which could
Speaker 2: mean one in four breathing masks would not work in
Speaker 2: an emergency. Okay, so before you put a breathing mask
Speaker 2: on someone else, a child, make sure yours even works.
Speaker 1: Because one and four won't.
Speaker 3: It makes sense though he was so distraught over that
Speaker 3: took his own life. O, we're having a whistle blow
Speaker 3: that he took. It's crazy to think that this guy
Speaker 3: retires in twenty seventeen, then whistle blows in twenty nineteen
Speaker 3: gets all the way through COVID without killing himself yeah,
Speaker 3: and then decides, now.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm gonna be Actually, I will just
Speaker 2: say that I am not planning. I will not kill myself.
Speaker 2: I promise you I won't if I feel like me
Speaker 2: saying that. I if I die, I honestly think because
Speaker 2: I have such a loud mouth about stuff, and the
Speaker 2: more I get into the Hollywood world and see the
Speaker 2: stuff going on and I start shooting off my mouth,
Speaker 2: I do think they could come for me.
Speaker 3: What company or organization you think is most likely to
Speaker 3: kill you.
Speaker 2: Off an individual? I think like, oh yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 2: I feel like or.
Speaker 3: You know, just think Ben Affleck's going to come after you?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, Page six made because I said that, Bennett.
Speaker 2: I think my quote was that Ben Affleck truly. What
Speaker 2: I think I said was that he we all saw
Speaker 2: what happened. I'm not I didn't make any judgment about it,
Speaker 2: but all I said was that he didn't. He didn't
Speaker 2: he underestimated the scale of what the Tom Brady roast was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he thought I was gonna be like a some
Speaker 3: dinky event in the Friars Club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a Screen Actors Guild presenting an award type thing, like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is gonna air on FX.
Speaker 1: It's not a big deal whatever.
Speaker 2: It is XN probably yeah, yeah, And and we've all
Speaker 2: done it and in different ways in our life. And
Speaker 2: I even said that that I've done it before, so
Speaker 2: I but then they all they have to do is
Speaker 2: say Nicki Glazer slams Ben Affleck Yeah, and then that's
Speaker 2: and then but I didn't slam. I didn't say slam.
Speaker 2: They said that, so they get to just decide what
Speaker 2: I do. And then if you write a cap, if
Speaker 2: you write something underneath it and you go, I didn't
Speaker 2: slam them, then you're making enemies with page six. So
Speaker 2: you can't like, say, page six, you fucking liars.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that.
Speaker 3: Maybe you play along with it and you just go, yeah,
Speaker 3: I really slammed this guy. I really took it to him.
Speaker 3: And maybe that in a sarcastic way and maybe everyone's happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Then then yeah, that's maybe that's
Speaker 2: a good one. That's maybe you lean into it. But
Speaker 2: I just gotta I gotta watch. I realize I do
Speaker 2: have to watch my mouf.
Speaker 3: Oh that makes podcast no intrusive thoughts.
Speaker 1: No, I know, I don't even think, I really think.
Speaker 2: I just I've learned my lessons so many times in
Speaker 2: my life, but just based on like my personal relationships,
Speaker 2: my my my family and friends and things that I
Speaker 2: share that I'm like, oh, shoot, like they I'm okay
Speaker 2: with people knowing that about me, but they might not
Speaker 2: be okay with them knowing that about them. And I
Speaker 2: realized that Hollywood is just so surface and they don't
Speaker 2: want you to know anything real and and I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to be like, I'm so real.
Speaker 1: Because real it's the way you move.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, first of all, the least real person saying
Speaker 2: that song, but also I don't I'm just gonna I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna pull back a little bit. I'm just trying
Speaker 2: to not talk about anyone except myself. But then if
Speaker 2: I go really real about myself and overshare about myself,
Speaker 2: people go, oh, no, one wants to hear that all
Speaker 2: she does is talk about So.
Speaker 3: We should just start we just continue talking about as
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, you know what we like talking about
Speaker 3: is we like talking about stuff that's happening on TV
Speaker 3: reality shows.
Speaker 2: But that's here's another thing I just realized, No, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: you know that's you know that podcast?
Speaker 1: How did this get made.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: I love it. Paul Sheer, Jason Mansukus, and.
Speaker 1: June Diane. Who else is on it?
Speaker 2: I feel like there's someone else, but anyway, it's really
Speaker 2: good podcasts so funny. They make fun of movies and
Speaker 2: they're just like, how did this get made? They just
Speaker 2: watched unwatchable movies and make fun of them, which is
Speaker 2: one of my favorite things to do.
Speaker 3: They always I always confuse that with how did how
Speaker 3: did you?
Speaker 1: How stuff works?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how stuff works?
Speaker 1: Which is the no that it's how wait it's That's
Speaker 1: one of my favorite podcasts ever, hosted by Juck, John Clark,
Speaker 1: W Bryant.
Speaker 3: Get Made, I've known Stuff.
Speaker 1: You should know, Stuff you should know? How Did This
Speaker 1: Get Made?
Speaker 2: Is a comedy podcast about movies, and they make fun
Speaker 2: of movies. But they I'm always like, why aren't they
Speaker 2: making fun of the idea of you or what whatever
Speaker 2: movie I just did?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: But you know why, because they can't burn bridges. They've
Speaker 2: got to pick things from two thousand and nine, and
Speaker 2: they got to because they because they make fun of
Speaker 2: all the stuff and they literally go like why would
Speaker 2: who would do this?
Speaker 1: And why did this happen?
Speaker 2: So they do risk a lot in doing that, and
Speaker 2: I understand that, like you, it's risky having a podcast
Speaker 2: every day where you have to comment on pop culture
Speaker 2: and you're in pop culture and you end up working
Speaker 2: with these people. So I always have to give the
Speaker 2: caveat of like, I've done shitty stuff too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my new thing.
Speaker 3: Like, it's also this thing that sometimes you believe that
Speaker 3: a person is a person is beyond your reach, that
Speaker 3: you'll so you can talk about them because they don't
Speaker 3: exist in your reality, and then you do actually wind
Speaker 3: up meeting with them or working with them in some capacity,
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, fuck, I talked shit about you
Speaker 3: on this other thing, and I need to think out
Speaker 3: ever I come with.
Speaker 1: Remember the girlth and the Bear?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she.
Speaker 2: Ended up working with j Lo on the SML, and
Speaker 2: she had you know, she had said stuff on a podcast,
Speaker 2: so she never thought she'd be co hosting SNL with
Speaker 2: musical guests j Lo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was, well, that's happened to me with Barack Obama.
Speaker 3: This exact thing happened to me with Barack Obama. Which
Speaker 3: that's what I'll tell on intrusive thoughts. Really, that's the
Speaker 3: that's the intruth I'll to that.
Speaker 2: My god, that's so insane. Okay, that's great. That's a
Speaker 2: great interest of thoughts. So if you want to thoughts, hey,
Speaker 2: five extra dollars a month and you get ad free
Speaker 2: episodes of this show twice a week, and then you
Speaker 2: also get a bonus episode every month that we're gonna
Speaker 2: record after this. Okay, that's that'll be exciting because I
Speaker 2: remember the story but not exactly every detail.
Speaker 3: Can I just say for the record publicly that I
Speaker 3: am on Boeing side in this whole thing? I believe, Hey,
Speaker 3: if you got to take out a couple of Johns
Speaker 3: to keep the wheels spinning, you know, sometimes you gotta
Speaker 3: do that. If they didn't take out the Johns, we
Speaker 3: would have how much flights would be more expensive? There'd
Speaker 3: be less flights. We wouldn't be by the.
Speaker 2: Time the air masks are dropping. If your air mask
Speaker 2: doesn't work, you should be lucky that you die, you
Speaker 2: suffocate to death. Besides, what's really gonna happen to you?
Speaker 2: You know, like you hope. Like in fact, yesterday I
Speaker 2: was going to a workout class that was very hard.
Speaker 2: It was this new place that I'm trying just try,
Speaker 2: like they're workind classes are so packed that you have
Speaker 2: to schedule like a month in advance to even get
Speaker 2: in one. In Saint Louis. It's crazy. So now I'm
Speaker 2: having to go to multiple different places. So I tried
Speaker 2: a new place yesterday. We were doing some It was
Speaker 2: a hot pilates thing. I don't really need to add
Speaker 2: hot to anything. I think this adding hot stuff is
Speaker 2: really just to convince you you have a better workout,
Speaker 2: because it makes you sweat more, and so you leave
Speaker 2: feeling like I just did something. But you literally, if
Speaker 2: we would have done everything we did in that class
Speaker 2: in a regular room, we wouldn't have sweat as much,
Speaker 2: but we would have gotten a great workout also, and
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have felt as if I was having a
Speaker 2: stroke the entire time, and honestly, I thought I could pass.
Speaker 2: I like was lightheaded the rest of the night, which
Speaker 2: so I'm not gonna name names, but I did. I
Speaker 2: will go back to this place because I need to,
Speaker 2: because there's not enough places to work out in this town.
Speaker 2: But I will say that when I was walking into
Speaker 2: the place, I was like, WHOA.
Speaker 1: They were like showing me the room and I go,
Speaker 1: it's so hot.
Speaker 2: And the guy walking in goes, you'll pass out before
Speaker 2: you die, and I didn't even I don't comforting. That
Speaker 2: is what I'm saying with the boeing, that is comforting.
Speaker 2: I hope I pass out. I hope I just don't die.
Speaker 2: I hope it's just like, oh, I'm fainting and then
Speaker 2: later on I die unconsciously, like that could be a
Speaker 2: better scenario.
Speaker 1: But I think he was just.
Speaker 2: Trying to be funny, but I didn't really know what
Speaker 2: he meant. I don't need a class, I really. Here's
Speaker 2: another thing. And people are gonna think I think I'm
Speaker 2: hot shit because I'm saying this, and so just know
Speaker 2: that I promise you I do not think I am.
Speaker 2: It's just happening to me lately, is that I am
Speaker 2: recognizable more so than ever before. It will fade because
Speaker 2: people will forget the Tom Brady roast, but right now
Speaker 2: my face and name are kind of people remember it.
Speaker 2: They just saw it, you know, like a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 2: They were seeing it everywhere, so it's just kind of
Speaker 2: current to them. When I sign up for these classes,
Speaker 2: they know I'm coming because they see my name and
Speaker 2: I know you're like.
Speaker 1: Nikki give a different name. I don't want to give
Speaker 1: a different name.
Speaker 2: I don't want to walk in and be Renee Glazer
Speaker 2: or what you know, like, I just don't want to
Speaker 2: deal with it.
Speaker 3: And so Renee Zelwigger say that's true, that.
Speaker 1: Could do that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just picked my middle name, but I
Speaker 2: just don't want to come up with a I do
Speaker 2: have a secret name that I use at hotels, but
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: And also your name, I would never tell.
Speaker 2: Because then it's really good though it's so fun. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you off air it's really maybe I'll do intrusive
Speaker 2: thoughts for that, and then I have to change it
Speaker 2: because I don't want people. I mean, I guess if
Speaker 2: you pay five dollars a month, you should be able
Speaker 2: to stalk me in a hotel. I think that you
Speaker 2: should have that information if you are willing to pay
Speaker 2: five dollars a month and also go to the hotel
Speaker 2: that you think I might be staying at that you
Speaker 2: don't have confirmation of because I don't reveal that where
Speaker 2: I go to towns and hotel.
Speaker 3: But sometimes it's not.
Speaker 2: Oh many times it is not because I gotta buy
Speaker 2: like five rooms sometimes for everyone that's on tour. And
Speaker 2: that's another thing. I recently texted Nate Bargatzi and I
Speaker 2: was like, because I like a really nice hotel, it
Speaker 2: makes me happy.
Speaker 1: I've worked hard for it.
Speaker 2: But I'm also paying for like five hotels sometimes because
Speaker 2: it's like I got two openers, I got a tour manager.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm flying out a photographer, I'm bringing out a
Speaker 2: social media person. I'm also bringing out just and so
Speaker 2: I'm like, I wrote to Nate, I was like, do
Speaker 2: you ever get like a cheaper.
Speaker 1: Hotel for everyone else?
Speaker 2: Because sometimes I stay in a place and the cheapest
Speaker 2: hotel room is six hundred dollars a night, even for
Speaker 2: like a bedroom. And I know when I was at
Speaker 2: that level of opening and I would It's not like
Speaker 2: I'm putting them up at the you know.
Speaker 3: No, you don't need to do that.
Speaker 2: You don't need the microtel next to the airport. It's
Speaker 2: like I'll do like a double tree or a bus.
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't need to do that. I think
Speaker 3: almost everybody.
Speaker 2: I said, get a bus and make them sleep on
Speaker 2: it and then go. No he said, yeah, he said,
Speaker 2: well I have a bus, but no, he said, he said,
Speaker 2: that's I think that's okay to do. I would never
Speaker 2: put someone up in a place that I would not
Speaker 2: also be okay sleeping it.
Speaker 1: But I want them the ritz.
Speaker 3: But the rest of the people that you're with, I mean,
Speaker 3: I can speak for myself at least, and I'm sure
Speaker 3: like Anya is the same way. Like we don't need
Speaker 3: that level of hotel, like where I'm fine in a
Speaker 3: standard like any standard hotel that has like two queen
Speaker 3: mattresses and a right though.
Speaker 2: Well, I want you to be in a nicer hotel
Speaker 2: than like, you know, a club would give you if you.
Speaker 1: Were like at.
Speaker 3: Especially comedy condo.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'll give you a nice place.
Speaker 2: But also I would also want you, Brian, to be
Speaker 2: able to call down to the front desk if there
Speaker 2: was techno music playing all night long, like I would
Speaker 2: hope that we didn't stay, I know, and next time
Speaker 2: you got a call down like I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I got tired. I was. That's absurd.
Speaker 1: To put a pin in this before we go to break.
Speaker 2: I just want to say that sometimes when we get there,
Speaker 2: when I get to the class, they know I'm coming
Speaker 2: and they're excited, which is really sweet. Like that is
Speaker 2: the part of being recognizable I like is when they're like, Hi, Hello,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, okay, you're on machines eight and they're
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, oh brand new.
Speaker 1: They did not.
Speaker 3: Give a shit.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, they didn't.
Speaker 2: There was maybe one or two people at these workout
Speaker 2: places that were like, Hi, I mean a shout out
Speaker 2: to Pilate's Lab. Always happy to see me, not because
Speaker 2: but they're happy to see everyone. That's just the vibe there.
Speaker 2: But a couple other places I go there's been a
Speaker 2: couple girls that recognize me and they're like really cute
Speaker 2: and excited. But now it's like that's they're all like
Speaker 2: it's almost like everyone is like at the front like
Speaker 2: a hey, and it's really, first of all, that is
Speaker 2: so nice and I would do the fucking same exact
Speaker 2: thing if I were you. There's no but here's what
Speaker 2: I'm asking if anyone is listening that ever is in
Speaker 2: like running a class that I'm doing, you know, like
Speaker 2: you're the person, you're the instructor, will you not try
Speaker 2: to Even though I don't think this has happened yet,
Speaker 2: I just worry it will because I know I would
Speaker 2: do it. I would be like, I want to give
Speaker 2: her the best class of her life, the best workout
Speaker 2: she's ever had.
Speaker 1: That is not what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2: I am looking to be pushed a little bit, but
Speaker 2: I want to be able to do every exercise. I
Speaker 2: hate when I have to bail on an exercise because
Speaker 2: my legs start shaking so much it gives out Like
Speaker 2: then that makes me feel like I should just walk
Speaker 2: out of the class entirely. So please don't try to like,
Speaker 2: just know that I will always go back to your
Speaker 2: class if you are clear about where I put my
Speaker 2: feet in my hands, and you don't correct me too much,
Speaker 2: because you're just gonna get a vibe that I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do it wrong every like you're like they always do this,
Speaker 2: They always like maybe correct me a couple of times,
Speaker 2: like actually this, and then they kind of give up
Speaker 2: on me. And I like that vibe because I'm kind
Speaker 2: of doing my own thing. I'm kind of just renting
Speaker 2: your equipment to do my own thing in a class
Speaker 2: a lot of times. But let's just just don't try
Speaker 2: to kill me, because I think that I would be like,
Speaker 2: she looks fit. I want to I want her to
Speaker 2: love my class. The most and fit people love to
Speaker 2: be pushed. I don't want to be pushed that hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, I think if I were them, I would amp
Speaker 2: it up for me, and I'm asking you to amp
Speaker 2: it down.
Speaker 3: You want the anonymity of a standard class. Yes, you
Speaker 3: don't want them to be like yeah, and I get that.
Speaker 3: And also you don't like when other people feel like
Speaker 3: they have to try harder around you, Like you don't
Speaker 3: want to be responsible for them putting in there all.
Speaker 2: No, no, do what you would do on a regular
Speaker 2: Wednesday four o'clock class, Like that's what I want, and
Speaker 2: like that is. But I will say I had a
Speaker 2: great instructor yesterday at this place and I I left
Speaker 2: him a review, so I already because he was so
Speaker 2: amazing he like.
Speaker 1: I talked to him after the class.
Speaker 2: The first thing I said to him, though, was you
Speaker 2: have a perfect body, which I think is okay to
Speaker 2: say in this setting.
Speaker 1: I was like, your body is amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could say it in a few Definitely in
Speaker 3: a workout setting you could say. You could say it
Speaker 3: at the office, you could say it. That doesn't matter
Speaker 3: where he's okay.
Speaker 2: I got to go to break, But I felt weird
Speaker 2: as soon as it came out of my mouth, like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's inappropriate for me to say. But then I was like, wait, no,
Speaker 2: we're at a place where that is the goal.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he did have a perfect body and I
Speaker 2: did not think he was straight, so I didn't feel
Speaker 2: like it was inappropriate in that way.
Speaker 3: But like credit score, how they react if it's appropriate.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is it safe to assume a guy is gay if
Speaker 1: you are jamming out to all gay club music?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I would assume he's gay. Yeah, he's safe.
Speaker 3: You know, there are certain things you know, people like
Speaker 3: to pretend, like gaze or not. You can't tell if
Speaker 3: someone's or not. And you know, there's a thing called
Speaker 3: gaytar and sometimes you're wrong and sometimes you're right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: sometimes you can tell, I mean, and sometimes you're talking
Speaker 3: about you Yeah, even though you could tell. But here's sure.
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with being gay, like it used to be,
Speaker 2: like people were embarrassed to be gay. Now like if
Speaker 2: I think you're gay and you're not, okay, well you're
Speaker 2: you're welcome. Yeah, Like now it's cool to it's always
Speaker 2: been cool to be gay. You're fine, if you're gay.
Speaker 2: It's always been that way, but culturally I think it's
Speaker 2: much more acceptable now. I know there's still a lot
Speaker 2: of discrimination, but I want to say, if I do
Speaker 2: think you're gay, I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I'm so sorry I thought you were gay.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like you, so you look like you
Speaker 2: are well styled, and you look like you take care
Speaker 2: of yourself.
Speaker 3: Sorry that every time, every time I see a guy
Speaker 3: and he's got a boyfriend, I think he's gay.
Speaker 2: Well, even that's not true, you know, because some people
Speaker 2: are whispering. Like when I hang out with my friends
Speaker 2: sometimes we get into discussions about what celebrities we think
Speaker 2: are maybe on the side secretly do something and everyone
Speaker 2: always goes, oh, he's gay, and I go, no, he's
Speaker 2: by Okay, By the thing, why is everyone forget? Why
Speaker 2: is the thing by? People just get thrown under the bus.
Speaker 2: We'll be back after this, I will say.
Speaker 1: I'm working.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to work on a bit right now about
Speaker 2: straight men with the gay voice.
Speaker 3: Right, so this is the thing that's the So it's
Speaker 3: hard because if I hear a straight man with a
Speaker 3: gay voice, I can't help but think and this is
Speaker 3: just again what I think, just can't help but think
Speaker 3: he must be gay. It's hard to get over it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it is such an identifying factor in like
Speaker 2: a in a gay man.
Speaker 3: Which is weird because there are some white people who
Speaker 3: have a black voice and they talk black for whatever reason,
Speaker 3: and I have no problem thinking they're white.
Speaker 2: Well, because they grew up around black people, or they
Speaker 2: grew up around where being you know, that was that
Speaker 2: kind of that culture was celebrated and was a way
Speaker 2: to be accepted.
Speaker 3: I think so if there's a straight guy who hung
Speaker 3: out around a bunch of gay people and they developed
Speaker 3: the gay voice for whatever reason, I can't I still
Speaker 3: think they must be gay. Whereas white person talks black,
Speaker 3: I think they're white.
Speaker 1: Still, it's okay to have a gay voice.
Speaker 2: I want to be honest with you, like I am
Speaker 2: still attractive to straight men who have gay voices, Like
Speaker 2: it would never make me go I don't want to
Speaker 2: date a guy because he has a little bit of
Speaker 2: a voice that might sound more like a gay man's.
Speaker 1: Here's my problem.
Speaker 3: This is what Seinfeld got in trouble for. That's just
Speaker 3: to be clear. It's that the official term is not
Speaker 3: gay voice but you all know what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: But is like, I don't who is that offending? Like
Speaker 2: because I just think it's I love the gay voice.
Speaker 2: I love that there's something that really just is like
Speaker 2: this is what it is. I think it's very cool anyway.
Speaker 2: I have no judgment about it, but I can understand
Speaker 2: someone's offended by this. Please DM me and let me know,
Speaker 2: and I will retract my statement and from a place
Speaker 2: where I can't be extradited from.
Speaker 1: Like in a video you can see cabanas behind me,
Speaker 1: like did he did?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I The thing is, I've met a straight man with
Speaker 2: a very gay voice and so such a such a
Speaker 2: voice that I thought there's no question, Like it's just
Speaker 2: even the way he kind of dressed and the way
Speaker 2: he moved, it was just like so solidly. There wasn't
Speaker 2: like maybe I shouldn't ask him about his boyfriend, Like
Speaker 2: it's like I would be like, do you have a boyfriend?
Speaker 2: If I'm inquiring about his personal life. And before I
Speaker 2: even had a chance to ask that, this guy says
Speaker 2: my partner, ah okay, and so I go okay, more comfortable,
Speaker 2: like not even questioning it in my head, like literally not.
Speaker 3: I thought that would be confusing it more.
Speaker 1: Now he's gay, people say partner.
Speaker 2: But the queer community is much more on board with
Speaker 2: partner than I think the strates with.
Speaker 3: Straight MPR listeners say partner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I that's another pet peeve straight people stop
Speaker 2: saying partner. It's really obnoxious. It's like you're trying to
Speaker 2: like kind of co opt queer culture. I think that's
Speaker 2: what I think.
Speaker 3: I said partner after well, because I.
Speaker 1: Had saying partner to it, I go, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: If you're not married and you have a boyfriend or girlfriend,
Speaker 3: you get to a certain age, it feels very immature.
Speaker 3: Boyfriend or girlfriend own it.
Speaker 1: You either own it or you get married.
Speaker 2: You don't get to say partner's yeah, so now you
Speaker 2: have wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2: So good, so good. But I just think partner is
Speaker 2: just you're just you just sound like you're trying too hard.
Speaker 2: And I just really, I'm not in the queer community.
Speaker 2: I could be at some point in my life, but
Speaker 2: I think that if I were queer, i'd.
Speaker 1: Be like, let us have that one.
Speaker 2: So anyway, this guy goes my partner and then his
Speaker 2: partner was named Andy, so like.
Speaker 3: Right, it's Justine.
Speaker 1: But I'm already thinking this guy's gay. There's no question
Speaker 1: in my mind, right. The voice is so and.
Speaker 2: Then he says and she said blah blah, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: literally was like, have you ever seen the video.
Speaker 1: Of Britney's fears finding out Ryan Seacrest is that gay?
Speaker 3: No, dude, It's so funny.
Speaker 1: She like, one hundred percent. It's this is literally the
Speaker 1: moment I had. There is a video where Britney Spears
Speaker 1: is talking to Ryan Seacrest and another guy and they're
Speaker 1: all just like sitting on stools talking doing an interview,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 2: Guess they're talking about flowers or something. And Ryan Seacrest
Speaker 2: is like, and uh, yeah, I give my girlfriends flowers.
Speaker 2: And you see Britney Spears just go like literally like
Speaker 2: she her she does.
Speaker 1: She has whiplashed from it. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: She goes cause you know, Britney Spears can't really hide
Speaker 2: her that face. I'm like, oh, like, she really looks
Speaker 2: like one of those dogs in a meme. That's why
Speaker 2: it's so funny. But that is literally what my face did.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, this guy knows he has a feminine voice.
Speaker 2: He's had it for a while, He's thrown around partner
Speaker 2: and his partner is named Andy Lake.
Speaker 1: And last night, yeah, which is all Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just want I just think that if you do
Speaker 2: have a voice, that lends people to think that it's okay.
Speaker 2: But I don't think you. I just don't think straight
Speaker 2: people should be using the partner. I think it throws
Speaker 2: us off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for our sakes, for the other people around you.
Speaker 2: And I'm okay with every other thing, like do you
Speaker 2: think this? I will do anything that queer people want
Speaker 2: me to call them. I will say anything. I have
Speaker 2: no problem with any pronoun anything, but straight's you don't
Speaker 2: get I get to tell you.
Speaker 1: What you are. I don't want you. You don't get
Speaker 1: to be something.
Speaker 2: You are a wife, you're a husband, you're a boyfriend,
Speaker 2: you're a girlfriend, or you're a non binary and then
Speaker 2: that's a different story. But if you are a CIS
Speaker 2: man or woman, straight, Nope, no partner unless you're in
Speaker 2: a law firm, call him it.
Speaker 3: Do you think that this guy knows what he's doing
Speaker 3: or is he completely oblivious to the confusion that surrounds him.
Speaker 1: That was that was the thing that I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just like They're just it would be like a
Speaker 2: woman who carries most of her weight in her stomach
Speaker 2: constantly rubbing it and going.
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, like you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: it was like that of like and then when someone goes,
Speaker 1: are you pregnant?
Speaker 3: You go, oh, how dare you?
Speaker 1: It's like, well, what everything indicates?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of like that. Like he was
Speaker 1: maybe as think he.
Speaker 3: Gets off on it. I think he has a power
Speaker 3: trip there.
Speaker 1: Well, it's an interesting power trip.
Speaker 2: But I I would be honored if someone thought I
Speaker 2: was lesbian. I but I think it's pretty much out
Speaker 2: of the It's that doesn't happen to me much. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to think if I've ever been miss.
Speaker 3: Sexual sexual eyed. I don't know any of this ship.
Speaker 3: I have no idea. Yeah, ever, I don't think no
Speaker 3: one's every people. A lot of people have called me
Speaker 3: gay because they think I'm gay.
Speaker 2: I got surd at the airport like six months ago
Speaker 2: with a a ball cap on and the person was
Speaker 2: hardly looking at me, and I I honestly felt great
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that that felt good.
Speaker 2: And uh, they gave me twenty five percent back on
Speaker 2: my ticket.
Speaker 3: Because of the Sarah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they gave really no, it would be amazing.
Speaker 2: They're like, we need to refund you. I just found out. Okay,
Speaker 2: I was just looking at this reel. I sent it
Speaker 2: to Anya and I screenshot at it. So this is
Speaker 2: so depressing, but it's like kind of about the same stuff.
Speaker 2: So they had a chart and who knows what research
Speaker 2: this is from, but it seems like based on experience,
Speaker 2: this seems about right. So they said, like men's ages,
Speaker 2: it's a graph of men's ages and then what age
Speaker 2: of women they're attracted to as they age. So for
Speaker 2: a twenty year old man, he's attracted to a twenty
Speaker 2: three year old woman, twenty one year old man, twenty
Speaker 2: three year old woman. Then by the age of twenty nine,
Speaker 2: by thirty they're attracted to thirty year old women thirty one. Okay,
Speaker 2: so they're in line pretty much to Oh no, sorry,
Speaker 2: that's women. Sorry, bad news, bad news, ladies, you get
Speaker 2: the rock grap This is a scientific study based on
Speaker 2: this woman named nude Underscore nutritionist.
Speaker 1: She said the research is from the book. Oh, I
Speaker 1: actually have where it's from.
Speaker 3: He is a nutritionist who does her work nude.
Speaker 2: I think that's just her name. She's definitely not nude
Speaker 2: in this.
Speaker 3: This researching choice.
Speaker 2: Is from the book. I don't see where it says
Speaker 2: from the book anyway. So a man's age, So men
Speaker 2: at twenty are attracted to twenty twenty year olds. Yeah,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty six, they start being attracted to twenty two
Speaker 2: year olds. It jumps up, Okay, then it goes at
Speaker 2: twenty eight, it goes back down to twenty, and it
Speaker 2: stays at thirty thirty six years.
Speaker 3: Or thirty one. There attract it to fourteen year olds.
Speaker 3: It's a very dangerous year. You gotta get past thirty
Speaker 3: thirty one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so then after thirty one they go back. They
Speaker 2: stay at twenty from twenty eight to thirty six years old.
Speaker 1: For men, they stay attracted to twenty year olds twenty.
Speaker 2: Then at thirty seven they have a weird moment where
Speaker 2: it leaps ahead very far to twenty two. Okay, they've
Speaker 2: starting attracted, Like what is the fucking difference?
Speaker 1: I don't even know.
Speaker 2: The highest we get is a forty five year old
Speaker 2: man will be attracted to a twenty four year old.
Speaker 2: And let's just okay, this is the ideal, and this
Speaker 2: makes sense because of fertility because of because of fertility.
Speaker 2: It really it's like that's peak fertility for a woman.
Speaker 1: It makes sense.
Speaker 2: And then it goes all the way to fifty years
Speaker 2: of age, and that a fifty year old.
Speaker 1: Man is attract most attracted to a twenty two year
Speaker 1: old girl.
Speaker 2: Now women, yeah, it goes to it back down again. Wow, okay,
Speaker 2: but it's like it stays within. Nineteen to twenty four
Speaker 2: is the range that men are attracted to you the most.
Speaker 2: And by the way, that was when I was most disgusting,
Speaker 2: So I'm not even like, oh I wish I could
Speaker 2: go back.
Speaker 1: But then this is the depressing part.
Speaker 2: At the age of twenty for a woman, she's attracted
Speaker 2: to a twenty three year old guy, and then pretty
Speaker 2: much it goes up and with her age all the
Speaker 2: way to forty two. It's forty three, she's attracted to
Speaker 2: a thirty nine year old. Okay, so it starts to
Speaker 2: goo going down. Forty five year old is attracted to
Speaker 2: a forty year old. Forty six year old is attracted
Speaker 2: to do thirty eight, but then by fifty they're trying
Speaker 2: to do a forty six year old, so slightly younger,
Speaker 2: but still in the ballpark. We can all agree to
Speaker 2: the ballpark, and that is depressing, but you know, it
Speaker 2: is what it is. Men are still can still sperm
Speaker 2: you up. We're not breaking news here, no. But then
Speaker 2: this woman goes on to say that Julianne Moore is
Speaker 2: like this woman who's kind of aged pretty naturally. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure she's had a little things done here and there,
Speaker 2: but she's like in her sixties. And she was on
Speaker 2: the cover of I think Vogue, and she's airbrushed completely,
Speaker 2: like you can't see any line on her face. There's nothing,
Speaker 2: it's totally like blank, and we applaud her for aging naturally,
Speaker 2: but when we put her on a magazine to make
Speaker 2: it sellable, she is now airbrushed to be a twenty
Speaker 2: four year old literally, like has no line on her face.
Speaker 1: Then this woman goes on to say, which is what
Speaker 1: I've been to the point I've been trying to make
Speaker 1: my whole.
Speaker 2: Fucking life, which is if you age gracefully, people are disappointed,
Speaker 2: and then they fix it and they really want you
Speaker 2: to look this way.
Speaker 1: They prove it by doing graphics and fixing things.
Speaker 2: And photoshop, but then if you get work done, they
Speaker 2: shame you and go that's so sad and that's so
Speaker 2: gross that you like did all that stuff, So like
Speaker 2: what are you supposed to do?
Speaker 3: Go away? You got to go away.
Speaker 1: That's what it really is.
Speaker 2: That is that is that's the key, because I think
Speaker 2: I think that's what I'm I was getting at because
Speaker 2: I am like, you know, I went and got botox
Speaker 2: this week.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not.
Speaker 2: Don't even you can go to the video on YouTube
Speaker 2: and go, oh, let's see what she looks like.
Speaker 1: It's not showing up yet.
Speaker 2: Botox takes like eleven days, so check back in like
Speaker 2: ten days. Because I got it yesterday and I was
Speaker 2: asking about all the things I can do and because
Speaker 2: I'm just like, just make me as hot as possible, like,
Speaker 2: let's see what we can do, and it really is
Speaker 2: gonna take surgery and downtime and me, no, got it,
Speaker 2: Like I do not. I have a big thing coming
Speaker 2: up in the fall that I think I'm doing and
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 1: Like to look as perfect as possible for that.
Speaker 2: And I know it's vain and I know it's dumb,
Speaker 2: and I know all the besties are like Nikki, we
Speaker 2: like you the way you are. Well, I just I
Speaker 2: just want to see what science can do.
Speaker 3: But what are you thinking about?
Speaker 2: I just like a surgical procedure. I'm not sure what,
Speaker 2: but like just something slight that because I've just been
Speaker 2: looking at so many celebrities and literally every celebrity you love,
Speaker 2: and you go, she's so naturally beautiful. She had something done.
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to name names, but it literally
Speaker 2: is everyone. No one doesn't do it. Even Jamie Lee
Speaker 2: Curtis who stopped doing it, did it a lot before
Speaker 2: she stopped.
Speaker 3: Right, there's a great YouTube channel that I discovered that
Speaker 3: I discovered it was me. That's that covers all like
Speaker 3: the uh, what's it called face work, face work or whatever?
Speaker 1: Body modifiing?
Speaker 3: Can I think of the word of plastic surgery? Plastic
Speaker 3: surgery that people do? And she really gets into it
Speaker 3: and she points out things that are like Lori Hill,
Speaker 3: it might be Lori Hill. She's just she's so good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's incredible. The videos are really engaging and entertaining. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and yes, I'm really shock at some of them because
Speaker 3: some of them are like really subtle and they just
Speaker 3: say like such, yeah, she did this tiny little thing,
Speaker 3: And I think that's the key. It's like you can't
Speaker 3: do anything too dramatic or else everyone notices and it
Speaker 3: looks bad. But I think, also, Nikki, I want to
Speaker 3: warn against Okay, I just beware of doing so much
Speaker 3: stuff that you wind up looking beautiful but looking like
Speaker 3: every other person. Because I think it's getting to the
Speaker 3: point now they do everybody looks like Kim Kardashian and
Speaker 3: it's like, you all look the same. It's like, what's
Speaker 3: the point of this. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I actually saw my face and something recently and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, I look like so and so.
Speaker 2: Like I looked like this girl who I know has
Speaker 2: kind of the same She's at the same age, she's
Speaker 2: doing the same stuff. She hasn't done surgery yet, but
Speaker 2: she's doing all the same stuff I'm doing. Like I've
Speaker 2: gotten filler in my cheeks. I got filler in my
Speaker 2: chin recently, like I've done some stuff. And please do
Speaker 2: not go why, Nikki, why, like spare me all of that,
Speaker 2: please God, because I'm just being honest about it. And
Speaker 2: literally everyone think is beautiful, does it? So please don't
Speaker 2: have any of that. And truly, if you could, you
Speaker 2: would probably too. And I know you're like, no, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Well it's maybe because you're a teacher and you're not
Speaker 2: on TV every day and have to see your face,
Speaker 2: so just cut me some slack, even though most of
Speaker 2: you are probably like, Nikki, it's.
Speaker 1: Fine, just do what you want. I love you all.
Speaker 2: But I did see I actually saw Kate Hudson's face
Speaker 2: and I thought it was me for a second the
Speaker 2: other day, and I was like, oh, well.
Speaker 1: That was good. That was nice, because yeah, she's beautiful.
Speaker 2: I mean, but we we are definitely having similar conversations.
Speaker 2: But she's also ten years older than me, so I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, well, if I'm on that track, I
Speaker 2: can I can do that. But I will say that
Speaker 2: I just don't have Oh I am working every single
Speaker 2: weekend of the next year. My schedule is completely filled
Speaker 2: up since the roast, Like I have dates, and then
Speaker 2: the dates I don't have, I'm flying places to go
Speaker 2: see Taylor Swift. So I am gone every I don't
Speaker 2: have a single I don't have time to get plastic surgery,
Speaker 2: and that's what's going to keep me from ever doing anything.
Speaker 1: So that's good. But I am getting a car, and
Speaker 1: I want to talk about that with you after this. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a car I'm really doing.
Speaker 3: Final time, about fucking time, Nikki, Jesus Christ, you're driving
Speaker 3: around town and that unsafe nineteen ninety nine Volva whatever
Speaker 3: the fuck I drove your mom's.
Speaker 2: Uh, Lexus and it's in two thousand and five, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Lexus to day anymore.
Speaker 2: It's so first of all, it's so safe. It's not
Speaker 2: about it's not safe. It's not safe because it looks junkie,
Speaker 2: and it's not safe for my reputation. Like I just
Speaker 2: don't feel good in it, you know, when you're like
Speaker 2: driving a car that's first of all, not even yours.
Speaker 1: It's my mom's old car.
Speaker 2: And I just don't keep it nice because I don't
Speaker 2: respect it, which is not really nice of me in
Speaker 2: the first place.
Speaker 1: I should respect it. And if I dressed it up,
Speaker 1: it would look nice, but.
Speaker 3: Looks like a car from the outside that would be
Speaker 3: filled with trash, like I filled with bottles from Sonic.
Speaker 2: It kind of is a lot of times anyway. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's I'm kind of one of those people. And even
Speaker 2: Chris was like, you should maybe get an suv for
Speaker 2: all your stuff, and I'm like, you mean my trash
Speaker 2: or what if I get a car that's like small,
Speaker 2: and I actually keep it nice and like treat myself
Speaker 2: nice because I am trying to be tidier and like
Speaker 2: just treat myself better. And I think getting a new car,
Speaker 2: I really do think I'll take nice care of it.
Speaker 2: So I went and test drove some Audis. Love the
Speaker 2: cars like a lot. Okay, I am really looking. Here's
Speaker 2: my problem with cars. Beautiful from the outside, no question
Speaker 2: about it. Love the way an Audi looks. I was
Speaker 2: looking at the.
Speaker 1: Q six, the Q five, even the Q three. I
Speaker 1: was loving them.
Speaker 2: I need the car to feel amazing on the inside
Speaker 2: because guess what, I'm not on the outside of the car.
Speaker 2: I only see the outside when I walk up to it.
Speaker 2: And that's a nice moment to have to go. My
Speaker 2: car is nice. And but you know, when you're wearing clothes,
Speaker 2: you can even look at those clothes, you can still
Speaker 2: see them. When I'm in a car, I can't see
Speaker 2: myself in a car. There's no car mirrors. Even you
Speaker 2: might drive past a reflective building or something and you'll
Speaker 2: see yourself in the car, but rarely just happen. It's
Speaker 2: such a cool moment, but generally, oh it's so great. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you like literally you you like can't believe that
Speaker 2: you can see yourself. It's like, yeah, that's the only time,
Speaker 2: like you behave like a caveman with a reflection. You
Speaker 2: marvel at it, and so I, but you don't see
Speaker 2: yourself in the car outside of that or maybe if
Speaker 2: someone takes a picture of you in it, but when
Speaker 2: you're in the car, you don't.
Speaker 1: It could be anything on the outside.
Speaker 2: And yes, you are aware of what people are seeing,
Speaker 2: but you kind of want to see it. So then
Speaker 2: I realized, I need to shift my focus. My focus
Speaker 2: has to be on the inside, Like the inside has
Speaker 2: to make me feel so luxurious. So your girl drove
Speaker 2: over to Mercedes, because I gotta be honest. The interiors
Speaker 2: of Mercedes, it's a dream. They're so nice and you
Speaker 2: feel like you're in your own little spaceship. And I I,
Speaker 2: but I cannot decide between an suv or a sedan.
Speaker 2: I can't decide which one to get right now, I
Speaker 2: am driving, okay, so I'm thinking about the funniest car
Speaker 2: for me to get, like just the one that would
Speaker 2: be the Like it's like being first voted off dancing
Speaker 2: with the stars, Like it sucks that I would never
Speaker 2: have chosen that, but it fits me, Like, it's.
Speaker 1: So for me. What you would think the car you
Speaker 1: would think I would get would be a gl e.
Speaker 2: It's like a you know, a suv that's almost like
Speaker 2: has a sloped back. It's not it's not like too mommy.
Speaker 2: It's like it looks like a cool suv. That's what
Speaker 2: you'd think I would get. And I just am like,
Speaker 2: why do I need this? I don't have kids. I'm
Speaker 2: not lugging around equipment. I'm not toting around you know,
Speaker 2: uh the Credenza's you know, like I'm not loading things ever. Yea,
Speaker 2: I should just have a sedan. I'm driving my mom Sudan.
Speaker 1: Why do I need a big car?
Speaker 3: It's not SUVs are nice? I have an suv. I
Speaker 3: have a super roof yea, So why do you like it? Well,
Speaker 3: super ufore? I like a super because I like doing
Speaker 3: outdoorsy things and you know you drive. It's got all
Speaker 3: wheel drive, and it's got the most window space in class. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's nice.
Speaker 1: Windows space is nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I just love a super number one car.
Speaker 2: But driven Mercedes, I have to say it's real nice, dude.
Speaker 1: I believe I have a go buy a super dealership.
Speaker 3: Try Super. The nice thing about SUVs in general, though,
Speaker 3: is that there's more headspace above you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sometimes when I'm in a sedan, I feel like I've
Speaker 3: really passed in there. Yeah, and so there's more head space.
Speaker 3: And then also you're just a little higher up on
Speaker 3: the roads kind of have a better view out there
Speaker 3: on the road. You feel like.
Speaker 1: That's a really good point.
Speaker 3: Those are the two things about stvs besides like the
Speaker 3: extra space. Obviously, why can't.
Speaker 2: They make like a high up sedan like you know
Speaker 2: you should a cybertruck?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those are so ugly.
Speaker 2: I just don't want a car that's going to make
Speaker 2: people go like, look, I don't want people. I want
Speaker 2: kind of a car that's like whoa, that's nice, Like
Speaker 2: look at that. But I don't want people to be
Speaker 2: like pointing at it because.
Speaker 1: It's so weird.
Speaker 2: But I think I might get one that's kind of
Speaker 2: like that. It's kind of in the so it's Matt Black,
Speaker 2: which I kind of love.
Speaker 3: Matt Black's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: It's really cool, and it's like it's so not the
Speaker 2: car you would think I would drive, Like if this
Speaker 2: car pulled up to Valet you would think a man
Speaker 2: would be in it, which is what I like you'd
Speaker 2: serve me.
Speaker 1: It is a oh god, what's a.
Speaker 3: Ch Yeah, I gotta look at this car Mercedes, Yes, Benz.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is a sorry I know that people know
Speaker 2: who know cars are like, what are C forty three?
Speaker 2: It's a Mercedes C forty three AMG, which is like
Speaker 2: a really like sporty Like when I turn it on, it.
Speaker 3: Goes like it's cool.
Speaker 2: Kind of one of those and I do like zipping
Speaker 2: around a lot, like I like going like weaving in
Speaker 2: and out, like not in a dangerous way, but I
Speaker 2: do kind of fancy myself, like there's a little bit
Speaker 2: of me that's like I could have been a Danika Patrick,
Speaker 2: like I could have been a race car driver as
Speaker 2: a part of me that like likes doing that so
Speaker 2: it feels cool. But then there's an electric car that's
Speaker 2: like the four fifty.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is oh it's I mean, these are a
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollar cars. I'm gonna lease for sure.
Speaker 2: I'm not spending that much on a car, but the
Speaker 2: lease is insane as well. But you know, I don't
Speaker 2: have kids and I don't own a home.
Speaker 1: So just let me fly. Look, let me fly everyone.
Speaker 3: No one would expect you to drive the car you have. Now,
Speaker 3: that's what's happening. And I've been doing You're going to
Speaker 3: get a car that people ears. Yeah, You're going to
Speaker 3: get a car that people are going to expect you
Speaker 3: to have. Yeah, But this is the Mercedes AMG because
Speaker 3: I'm looking at it now and I'm like, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: be shocked.
Speaker 1: But it's mad black and it's like mob.
Speaker 2: And it can go so fast and has like you like,
Speaker 2: do these settings on it that are like superpower? And
Speaker 2: I'm so I picked it up today and I'm just
Speaker 2: test driving it around today. So I'm going to tool
Speaker 2: around town today. I'm going to pick up my nephew.
Speaker 2: And my nephew got in my car two nights ago
Speaker 2: and he was like, you need a new car?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Is seven?
Speaker 2: And he didn't even know I was looking for cars,
Speaker 2: And I go, you're right, And so he's gonna lose
Speaker 2: his mind when I pull up in this thing today.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited. I'm taking my nephew on like a
Speaker 1: solo line.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna tell him that I took your advice
Speaker 3: like it was his idea?
Speaker 2: I really am I'm gonna be like, Arlow, you inspired
Speaker 2: me because I thought, you know, you said I need
Speaker 2: a new car, and do you like this one? And
Speaker 2: then maybe I'll go to the dealership and be like, actually,
Speaker 2: let's go test drive some other ones. I wonder if
Speaker 2: they'd let a kid go in a test drive.
Speaker 1: That could be cool.
Speaker 3: Yes, of course they would. They're trying to see you
Speaker 3: think they would car. Oh my gosh, let's you do anything.
Speaker 2: Shout out to the guy helping me at Mercedes. He
Speaker 2: walked up to me and Chris, I was dressed poor,
Speaker 2: you know when I went to test drive cars yesterday,
Speaker 2: Like I was just dressed like someone who doesn't have money,
Speaker 2: because that's the way I dress.
Speaker 3: That's the address, and so I address. I dress like
Speaker 3: someone who doesn't have money, and I don't have money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you dress like someone who doesn't might possibly not
Speaker 1: have a home.
Speaker 3: And no, I was just like, really, who who's who
Speaker 3: got to choose to dress himself today?
Speaker 1: Who wandered away from his guardian?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, that's how I was dressed as well.
Speaker 2: And I kind of like dressing that way when I'm
Speaker 2: going to buy a high end item because I don't
Speaker 2: want people just sucking up to me because they think
Speaker 2: I'm gonna spend because I might not, you know, And
Speaker 2: no one came up to us at this dealer. We
Speaker 2: were walking around the dealership for probably five minutes before
Speaker 2: someone ran out, and this kid runs up to us.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say kid because he's young, and shout out
Speaker 2: to why am I forgetting his name?
Speaker 1: Kurt? Nope, that's not it, Kyle, that's not in either.
Speaker 1: Forget your name.
Speaker 2: But I do know his last name because it's a
Speaker 2: famous department store here in town. But anyway, he I
Speaker 2: do love you, and I can't believe if I forgot
Speaker 2: your name. Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Sounds like it starts the K.
Speaker 1: Yeah it might not, though, but it definitely is car Kyle. No,
Speaker 1: it's not that Eric. It could be something like that.
Speaker 2: Anyway, love him, want to keep his anonymity even though
Speaker 2: he doesn't care. No, he came up to us and
Speaker 2: goes like he first said hello to Chris because I
Speaker 2: think Chris was closer, not because he's sexist. And then
Speaker 2: he looked at me and he goes, oh, oh my god, Nik,
Speaker 2: and he like had to catch his breath. It was really,
Speaker 2: really cute, and he was at my show at the
Speaker 2: Fox in Saint Louis, so he was a fan before
Speaker 2: the roast. I mean, I know there's a lot of
Speaker 2: new people on board, but he was so excited and
Speaker 2: then we just test drove around with him all day,
Speaker 2: which I think was very fun for him.
Speaker 1: I know it would be fun for me.
Speaker 3: I got a story. Isn't that cool?
Speaker 2: Him and his girlfriend came to see me at the
Speaker 2: Fox yet, that was really fun to give him that story.
Speaker 3: But then you, your whole life now is just providing
Speaker 3: people's stories. Even just seeing you at a restaurant eating
Speaker 3: is a story for people.
Speaker 2: It's that is a really fun thing because I know
Speaker 2: what it's like when I spot someone recognizable, and it
Speaker 2: is so exciting when you just see them out and about.
Speaker 1: So that is really fun. That is fun. I didn't
Speaker 1: even think.
Speaker 2: About that really, like what what kind of gift I'm
Speaker 2: giving the world? But I will say that I do
Speaker 2: feel I need to take it up a little bit
Speaker 2: in terms of my like the way I dress and
Speaker 2: the way I hold my body, and like I just
Speaker 2: want to look a little bit now, like people are
Speaker 2: gonna start taking pictures and and be like can you
Speaker 2: even when she was dressed like this, like it's gonna
Speaker 2: be disappointing to people like I have.
Speaker 3: You're probably more famous than the guy from Bosh right
Speaker 3: at this point. Yeah, I mean, and I saw the
Speaker 3: guy from Boss on my plane and that was a
Speaker 3: story for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: In fact, it was a it was an intrusive thought
Speaker 2: that we got into. Yeah, it's a special episode that
Speaker 2: we're doing after this final thoughts, f y I.
Speaker 3: I wanted to I forgot to mention this last week,
Speaker 3: but did you notice that you are now.
Speaker 1: One point four baby, one point four?
Speaker 2: Mandela's well, well, we were laughing last night about you
Speaker 2: saying after the roast you go to to M to
Speaker 2: M and Chris was like saying that that was like saying,
Speaker 2: like someday you'll die. Like it's just like you're it's
Speaker 2: obvious that someday it will get to that. But I
Speaker 2: know what you meant, which is like it will be
Speaker 2: sooner than you think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you're the point four. That's four hundred
Speaker 3: thousand people. It seems like it's not that many because
Speaker 3: now you have it's a one point but four hundred
Speaker 3: thousand is so many. If I just had the point four,
Speaker 3: I would be over the move. My career would be
Speaker 3: like changed.
Speaker 1: No, it's a fifty percent.
Speaker 2: Is a forty percent increase in my followers over the
Speaker 2: past three weeks.
Speaker 1: It's it is wild.
Speaker 2: My special is number three on HBO move right now
Speaker 2: on Max because Dune Dune something or other just got added,
Speaker 2: so I can't compete with Dune.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know my specimens a movie. So shall
Speaker 1: oh my God, with those little nose things.
Speaker 2: The other night, I swear to God, I woke Chris
Speaker 2: up and then like he was nearly asleep, and I go, babe,
Speaker 2: because it just occurred to me because I keep trying
Speaker 2: to learn about football and also just boy things I
Speaker 2: think I should know. I go, oh, he's also reading Dune.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what inspired it. So he's reading Dune and
Speaker 2: I go, why have those nose things? And he was
Speaker 2: like do you really want to know? And I was
Speaker 2: like yeah, and he was like, well, do you have
Speaker 2: any guesses? And I was like it, like so they
Speaker 2: can like breathe and he's like, no, not really. I'm like,
Speaker 2: so they can. It's like another sense that they have
Speaker 2: that they can like pick up on alien activity.
Speaker 1: Or something. He's like, no, do you know why they
Speaker 1: have the nose things.
Speaker 3: I believe it's because their planet is covered in like
Speaker 3: the spice and they need to protect themselves from getting high.
Speaker 2: They yeah, well, no, they have to stay cool. It's
Speaker 2: cooling system. It actually like it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: It's not like that much. It's not supernatural. I thought
Speaker 2: it was gonna be like it provides them with some superpower,
Speaker 2: but it's just keeps them cool interesting so they don't
Speaker 2: die of heat exhaustion. Yeah, which is why I need
Speaker 2: one of those nose things for this fucking class I'm taking.
Speaker 1: So I'm getting a new car, I'm getting a new wardrobe.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna purge all of my I'm just I can't
Speaker 2: wear like Dusty s T shirts anymore. I but I'm
Speaker 2: scared because every time I dress, I know you probably
Speaker 2: won't be able to speak to this because your wardrobe
Speaker 2: is pretty much like set in Stone and you're probably
Speaker 2: not like I need to. I need to upgrade my wardrobe.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if any women approaching forty or
Speaker 2: even in the range of any woman out there, what
Speaker 2: the fuck are we supposed to dress like?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: I don't even know, like I don't I know.
Speaker 2: Noah felt that way for a minute, and I was
Speaker 2: kind of like, I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I get it now. I don't know how I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to dress. And to be honest with you, I don't want.
Speaker 2: To dress super nice all the time because people expe
Speaker 2: things of you when you dress really nice, and I
Speaker 2: think when you dress like shit, people don't expect anything.
Speaker 2: And I think that's why I like it. And I
Speaker 2: can stain my clothes and I don't feel bad. I
Speaker 2: don't have to dry clean, I don't have to like
Speaker 2: if I take them off, I can just leave them
Speaker 2: in a pile on the floor.
Speaker 1: I don't need to feel like I have to fold it.
Speaker 1: And I honestly I.
Speaker 2: Do this thing where I buy nice things and I
Speaker 2: won't wear it because every time I even think to
Speaker 2: wear it, I'm like, you don't deserve to wear that
Speaker 2: today because you're not going to a nice enough thing,
Speaker 2: and so it never gets worn, and then it will
Speaker 2: be in my closet with a tag on it until
Speaker 2: four seasons later when it is so out of style,
Speaker 2: and then I just have to donate it. And I
Speaker 2: wonder if other people go through the same thing as me.
Speaker 2: Like right now I'm wearing an Abercrombie sweatshirt that is
Speaker 2: had been through one wash, so it still looks okay.
Speaker 1: But I gotta say most clothes.
Speaker 2: Just depreciate immediately, like there's no more nice clothes left.
Speaker 2: I know Quint's is nice because I do ads for them,
Speaker 2: and their stuff is really nice and doesn't get shitty
Speaker 2: when it gets washed. But if girls have any rex on,
Speaker 2: like just capsule clothing that's like just tried and true,
Speaker 2: like blacks that don't fade, whites that don't get grungy,
Speaker 2: like just clothing that's well made and just classic and simple,
Speaker 2: or some kind of influencer, I can follow and just
Speaker 2: buy everything she fucking wears.
Speaker 1: That's why I love Taylor Swift styled.
Speaker 2: I buy everything that Taylor Swift wears because it's approved
Speaker 2: by Taylor Swift. I need some other people putting out
Speaker 2: what their wardrobes are. There used to be blogs you
Speaker 2: could follow of girls that were influenced. Now you go
Speaker 2: to Instagram influencers and everything they wear is an eight
Speaker 2: hundred dollars boot. It's like there's nothing affordable anymore. Or there,
Speaker 2: or a company owns them and all they wear is abacronty.
Speaker 3: I can't trust you can.
Speaker 2: And I go, well, you're only wearing Abercrombie, like you
Speaker 2: need to mix it up, so you know that's even
Speaker 2: begging you. Send me girls that have good fashion that
Speaker 2: actually post where they get them stuff from.
Speaker 1: I will buy it blindly.
Speaker 3: You can't trust the influencers because not only are they
Speaker 3: owned by companies, but then half of them make their
Speaker 3: own line of clothes, and then half the time are
Speaker 3: promoting their own clothes, and it's like your clothes aren't
Speaker 3: better than the other king clothes.
Speaker 1: Do a line of clothes.
Speaker 2: I want someone to make a line of clothes for
Speaker 2: what I'm looking for, which is basics, simple things that
Speaker 2: you can get grungy but still look nice. I would
Speaker 2: do a line for like made well. I mean, not
Speaker 2: that anyone's asking, but I think I should do that.
Speaker 2: I'm seriously begging besties, even if okay, bestie's listening. If
Speaker 2: you get advertised something that you're like Nikki would look
Speaker 2: so cute in this, will you literally DM me it?
Speaker 1: Because I need help so much. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to get and I can hire stylists,
Speaker 2: and I do hire stylists for big things, but like
Speaker 2: podcasting looks like just day to day stuff that I
Speaker 2: can get photographed in by people who see me at
Speaker 2: a restaurant and people don't get disappointed when they send
Speaker 2: it to their group chat and they go, that can't
Speaker 2: be her. Look at her shoes, or that can't be her.
Speaker 2: Her pants are so sad. That would really be helpful
Speaker 2: to me, I like need help.
Speaker 3: Yeah, remember when we were outside of the sphere and
Speaker 3: those people were like, you're not Nick Glazer and then remember, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Key Glazer would never be wearing a Zara crop top,
Speaker 2: Yes I would.
Speaker 1: I mean, has really could.
Speaker 3: Get away with waiting in that line anymore? After the roast, I.
Speaker 2: Can think I could still get away with it, but
Speaker 2: it would just drum up some attention.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have it.
Speaker 2: I was in Vegas last weekend actually and was able
Speaker 2: to get around just fine.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, I was there with Spade and a
Speaker 1: couple people thought I was David Spade, but that's it.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 2: No, I I didn't, I did. It wasn't happening too much.
Speaker 2: Last week, I think it's fading. I really do think.
Speaker 2: It was like crazy when my face was everywhere that week,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my gosh, this is my
Speaker 2: new life.
Speaker 1: And it's not that it's not that way all the time.
Speaker 2: It's it's just settled somewhere in between what it used
Speaker 2: to be and what it was a couple.
Speaker 1: Of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Play and that's perfect one point four. But I will
Speaker 2: say to shout out to the besties, Oh no, I
Speaker 2: wanted to keep growing. Oh my god, it's so exciting
Speaker 2: when it grows. Shout out to besties who literally I
Speaker 2: don't even have to look at what the number is.
Speaker 2: I find out from besties who obviously heard the episode.
Speaker 2: We were talking about that, and they will write me
Speaker 2: one point four like they update me when it happens,
Speaker 2: So say, keep doing that.
Speaker 1: That's really fun.
Speaker 2: So shows coming up Salt Lake City this Friday, June seventh,
Speaker 2: June eighth, I'm in Boulder for two shows at the
Speaker 2: Boulder Theater.
Speaker 1: Come see me there.
Speaker 2: We also have dates honestly the rest of my freaking life.
Speaker 2: You guys all new material. You can watch my special
Speaker 2: before you come see the show. Those shows Salt Lake
Speaker 2: City will be the first show I will do as
Speaker 2: a forty year old woman. That's very exciting. Cleveland, Indianapolis,
Speaker 2: Wildhorse Casino, and Chandler Arizona that was just announced June
Speaker 2: twenty eighth. And then oh and then July. We're getting
Speaker 2: into other shows. I mean we got North Carolina, Hyannis,
Speaker 2: Cape Cod added to I have two shows in Cape
Speaker 2: Cod that'll be so fun on and yeah, there's just
Speaker 2: tons and tons of shows coming up. Nicki Glazer dot
Speaker 2: com for all the details. Follow me on Instagram, you know,
Speaker 2: let's get that number up and listen to us on
Speaker 2: intrusive thoughts.
Speaker 1: Follow Brian Frangie f R A n G E.
Speaker 3: And by the time this comes out, this will be
Speaker 3: this is next week's episode.
Speaker 1: So either one point.
Speaker 3: Five tomorrow you're gonna be doing an episode with Rachel
Speaker 3: Finestein and you won't be there. I won't be there,
Speaker 3: but uh, and then it's your birthday. I won't see
Speaker 3: you until after your Birthday's a happy birthday. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not forty yet, I think yeah when this airs,
Speaker 2: I won't be forty either.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. It's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 3: I'm on your trip I'm.
Speaker 1: So excited to be forty. It's like I don't care
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: I'm literally so happy because I think forty is just
Speaker 2: like a woman who knows who she is.
Speaker 1: She doesn't take no for an answer.
Speaker 2: She drives a Matt Black amg CE forty three Mercedes
Speaker 2: around town, and she she can dress like shit because
Speaker 2: she's driving a Mercedes. Actually, so this is I can
Speaker 2: just however I want. Yeah, that's what I feel like.
Speaker 2: That is forty for me.
Speaker 3: Forty Yeah, literally you can.
Speaker 2: I'm in I'm still in my thirty nine insecure phase.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of like just ringing this towel for all
Speaker 2: I can get of the insecurity of like I know
Speaker 2: when I get old, but then forty is gonna hit,
Speaker 2: and I swear I'm gonna be different. I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: so much cooler and I'm just gonna freaking own it.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for forty one. I'm already like getting
Speaker 2: let's get to that. Let's get to four point one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: talk about one point four needs it. I'm ready to
Speaker 2: get into the forties. I think you just get cooler
Speaker 2: and smarter and uh and better.
Speaker 1: So join me in this journey. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 2: Rachel Finestein will be on the show tomorrow, excited to
Speaker 2: talk to her about her special. Go watch her special
Speaker 2: Big Guy tonight, just to get like acquainted with her.
Speaker 1: And it's so freaking good. Have you watched it yet, Brian.
Speaker 3: No, I only saw her tonight' show appearance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Netflix, Big Guy so funny.
Speaker 2: But before you watch that, definitely watch my special on
Speaker 2: HBO Max. But then watch them both because you can
Speaker 2: do that. You can watch two female comics. It's wild,
Speaker 2: but you can do it. I know anyone listened to
Speaker 2: the podcast. I'm being sarcastic.
Speaker 1: I know you has like a female comics, all right.
Speaker 1: I love you guys.
Speaker 2: See you for intrusive thoughts, don't be cut and Baye