1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:11,319 Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Glazers. Hello here, I am welcome 2 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:11,760 Speaker 1: to the show. 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 2: It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. You're on iHeart Radio podcast? Is 4 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 2: it iHeart Radio or is it iHeart I don't even know. 5 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,639 Speaker 2: I know I'm a company gal. 6 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 1: You don't know anymore you used to know. 7 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 3: Corporate mergers are just hand. I can't keep track of 8 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 3: what their names are. 9 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 1: Yeah. 10 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 2: iHeart National Tire and Auto Smoothie King. I think that, yeah, 11 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,479 Speaker 2: there was a merger. 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 3: You've been keeping track of this Boeing situation, right. 13 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 1: No, because I can't control it. 14 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 2: And most flights I fly on are the plane that 15 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 2: everyone is saying it's malfunctioning and I just don't. 16 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 3: Care, you know, like get in pretty wild it has, yeah. 17 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 1: Because like there was some whistleblowers that died mysteriously. Yea, 18 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: even talk about it. 19 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 3: I don't know, are we going to get in trouble 20 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 3: if we talk about it? Is Boeing? 21 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 1: I think everyone is talking about it though, what's going on? 22 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,639 Speaker 3: You know what, though, I'm surprised that more people aren't 23 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:05,479 Speaker 3: talking about it. 24 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: Well, I guess it worked. 25 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, well there's there is. The lawyer said, 26 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 3: so just for people who don't know. We all remember 27 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 3: that Boeing has had these issues with malfunctioning planes. You 28 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 3: know that we've talked about that, like the door blowing 29 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 3: off the side and people flying out of planes. And 30 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 3: no one's died yet. I think no. Maybe in like 31 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 3: a different country people have died. 32 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 2: Oh okay, well yeah, and we don't care about that, yeah, 33 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,040 Speaker 2: because there's some other country who gives a shit. 34 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 3: And I'm pretty sure this. 35 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,760 Speaker 1: Really is how Americans look at shit. 36 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 3: I do you know what? 37 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 2: So we whenever there's a mass tragedy overseas and they 38 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 2: go in eleven Americans and we go, it's like four 39 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 2: thousand Indonesians and four Americans and. 40 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 1: We go, oh wait, name them is one of the names? John? 41 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 1: Is there a Sarah? 42 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 2: And it's like, there's four thousand others. It's that is always, thankfully, 43 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 2: that has always struck me as really weird. Even as 44 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 2: a kid, I'd be like, why do we need to 45 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 2: know how many are? Which ones are white? 46 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 3: Yeah? Which ones are? What? Four thousand? And then John 47 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 3: who loved apple Piece, Oh my god, I loved apple Piece. 48 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 2: Yeah that's what you can put yourself there and you go, 49 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 2: that's why I don't travel not because I'm scared of 50 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 2: other cultures and customs, which is really why I don't travels, 51 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 2: because I'm scared of customs. 52 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,960 Speaker 1: But okay, so tell me. 53 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,959 Speaker 2: Okay, so a couple of people have died, possibly not Americans, 54 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 2: so we don't really know. 55 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 3: To be honest, though, I mean, if I'm going to 56 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 3: be totally openly honest about how I felt. 57 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 2: Save it for intrusive thoughts. Brian, we have to do 58 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 2: one of those episodes. It's for the big money players, 59 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 2: Diamond Network. No, no, no, tell us what you think 60 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 2: if you're gonna be really. 61 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 3: I do remember reading about this plane crash and finding 62 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 3: out it was in like I don't know, like it 63 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 3: was in like Ethiopia or something. 64 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, Drekar, like when you hear that, 65 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 2: you go, of course there's a plane crash. 66 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, and so exactly. And I felt a lot better 67 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,679 Speaker 3: about it because I was like, oh, it's just Ethiopia, 68 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 3: not that those people dying. But I just don't trust 69 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 3: Ethiopia as much as I trust I will I. 70 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 2: Would be I would be not as chill flying in 71 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 2: Africa that I would be in the States because I 72 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 2: just feel like a lot of Egyptian air goes down, 73 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,079 Speaker 2: like I just feel like, I don't know, I don't 74 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 2: have any evidence to back this up. But I did 75 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 2: watch a documentary, not a documentary, I watched a show 76 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 2: where this girl's parents are on like a safari and 77 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 2: their plane goes down in the jungle, and I just 78 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 2: I can picture it happening to me. But okay, so 79 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 2: this Boeings, So we have a new thing to be 80 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 2: scared of, the Boeings doors flying. 81 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 3: But the thing that's crazy about it is that there 82 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 3: were two whistle blowers who came forward. And these are 83 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 3: quality control expert whistle blowers who were responsible for like 84 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 3: checking the parts that have been malfunctioning, and they came 85 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 3: forward and were saying that the upper brass at Boeing 86 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 3: told them to let things slide, to let things pass, 87 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 3: just to and that's the reason why these things have 88 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 3: been happening. And the first thing that happened is one 89 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 3: of those people died apparently from a quote unquote self 90 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 3: inflicted suicidal attempt a gunshot wound or something like that. 91 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 3: And then the second whistleblower also died from a heart 92 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 3: attack type situation. They were both in like their. 93 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 1: Forties, whistle too hard? 94 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 3: You know you heart attack? Yeah, this is pretty crazy. 95 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 3: That's pretty suspicious. 96 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 2: That's like, and it's always these people that and you 97 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 2: know a lot of times they leave behind there's a 98 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 2: lot of hearsay of like they tell people if I 99 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 2: ever die. 100 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 1: It wasn't suicide. 101 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, I want people to know, if I ever die. 102 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:37,719 Speaker 1: It is suicide. 103 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 2: I don't want people to even consider foul play, even 104 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 2: if there's like an uh A video. 105 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 3: Yeah truly, No, No, that was suicide. 106 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,839 Speaker 2: I ask, Yeah, no, that that's this is scary. And 107 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 2: I just looked up the guy, like one of the 108 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:58,480 Speaker 2: guys that has found dead. That's why did they do this? 109 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 2: Don't they know that We're gonna know who did it? 110 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,360 Speaker 3: Like they do know that, and they don't care because we. 111 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 2: John Barnett worked for Boeing for more than thirty years 112 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 2: before retired Sean his. 113 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 1: Name was John. 114 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,840 Speaker 2: In the days before his death, he had been giving 115 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 2: evidence in a whistleblower lawsuit against the company. Boeing said 116 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 2: it was saddened to hear of mister Barnett's passing. Yeah, 117 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 2: when they planned it, they were really sad about hearing 118 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 2: the future plans of it. It allegedly, not even allegedly 119 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,479 Speaker 2: this we're just joking this. This is a comedy podcast. 120 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:30,920 Speaker 1: It said. 121 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,640 Speaker 2: The sixty two year old had died from a self 122 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 2: inflicted wound on ninth of March and police were investigating. 123 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 2: Mister Barnett had worked for the US plane Giant for 124 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 2: three decades until his retirement twenty seventeen. Okay, so he 125 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,760 Speaker 2: was a quality manager at the North Charleston plant and 126 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 2: they build the seven eight seven Dreamliner. He told the 127 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,840 Speaker 2: BBC in twenty nineteen that under pressure, workers had been 128 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:56,919 Speaker 2: deliberately fitting substandard parts to aircraft on the production line. Yeah, 129 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 2: he had uncovered serious problems with oxygen systems, which could 130 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 2: mean one in four breathing masks would not work in 131 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 2: an emergency. Okay, so before you put a breathing mask 132 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 2: on someone else, a child, make sure yours even works. 133 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 1: Because one and four won't. 134 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 3: It makes sense though he was so distraught over that 135 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,479 Speaker 3: took his own life. O, we're having a whistle blow 136 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,840 Speaker 3: that he took. It's crazy to think that this guy 137 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 3: retires in twenty seventeen, then whistle blows in twenty nineteen 138 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 3: gets all the way through COVID without killing himself yeah, 139 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 3: and then decides, now. 140 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,599 Speaker 2: I feel like I'm gonna be Actually, I will just 141 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 2: say that I am not planning. I will not kill myself. 142 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 2: I promise you I won't if I feel like me 143 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:45,320 Speaker 2: saying that. I if I die, I honestly think because 144 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 2: I have such a loud mouth about stuff, and the 145 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 2: more I get into the Hollywood world and see the 146 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 2: stuff going on and I start shooting off my mouth, 147 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,039 Speaker 2: I do think they could come for me. 148 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,320 Speaker 3: What company or organization you think is most likely to 149 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:58,719 Speaker 3: kill you. 150 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 2: Off an individual? I think like, oh yeah, yeah, like 151 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 2: I feel like or. 152 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 3: You know, just think Ben Affleck's going to come after you? 153 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:12,000 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, Page six made because I said that, Bennett. 154 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,200 Speaker 2: I think my quote was that Ben Affleck truly. What 155 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 2: I think I said was that he we all saw 156 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,240 Speaker 2: what happened. I'm not I didn't make any judgment about it, 157 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,559 Speaker 2: but all I said was that he didn't. He didn't 158 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 2: he underestimated the scale of what the Tom Brady roast was. 159 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, he thought I was gonna be like a some 160 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,560 Speaker 3: dinky event in the Friars Club. 161 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, like a Screen Actors Guild presenting an award type thing, like, oh, 162 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:39,880 Speaker 2: this is gonna air on FX. 163 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 1: It's not a big deal whatever. 164 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:44,680 Speaker 2: It is XN probably yeah, yeah, And and we've all 165 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 2: done it and in different ways in our life. And 166 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 2: I even said that that I've done it before, so 167 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 2: I but then they all they have to do is 168 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 2: say Nicki Glazer slams Ben Affleck Yeah, and then that's 169 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,640 Speaker 2: and then but I didn't slam. I didn't say slam. 170 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 2: They said that, so they get to just decide what 171 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 2: I do. And then if you write a cap, if 172 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 2: you write something underneath it and you go, I didn't 173 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:09,680 Speaker 2: slam them, then you're making enemies with page six. So 174 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 2: you can't like, say, page six, you fucking liars. 175 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: I didn't say that. 176 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 3: Maybe you play along with it and you just go, yeah, 177 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 3: I really slammed this guy. I really took it to him. 178 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 3: And maybe that in a sarcastic way and maybe everyone's happy. 179 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:27,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Then then yeah, that's maybe that's 180 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 2: a good one. That's maybe you lean into it. But 181 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,720 Speaker 2: I just gotta I gotta watch. I realize I do 182 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:32,839 Speaker 2: have to watch my mouf. 183 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 3: Oh that makes podcast no intrusive thoughts. 184 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,240 Speaker 1: No, I know, I don't even think, I really think. 185 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 2: I just I've learned my lessons so many times in 186 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:45,960 Speaker 2: my life, but just based on like my personal relationships, 187 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 2: my my my family and friends and things that I 188 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,640 Speaker 2: share that I'm like, oh, shoot, like they I'm okay 189 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:55,760 Speaker 2: with people knowing that about me, but they might not 190 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 2: be okay with them knowing that about them. And I 191 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 2: realized that Hollywood is just so surface and they don't 192 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,960 Speaker 2: want you to know anything real and and I'm not 193 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 2: trying to be like, I'm so real. 194 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 1: Because real it's the way you move. 195 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,840 Speaker 2: Okay, So, first of all, the least real person saying 196 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 2: that song, but also I don't I'm just gonna I'm 197 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,160 Speaker 2: just gonna pull back a little bit. I'm just trying 198 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 2: to not talk about anyone except myself. But then if 199 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,360 Speaker 2: I go really real about myself and overshare about myself, 200 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:28,480 Speaker 2: people go, oh, no, one wants to hear that all 201 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 2: she does is talk about So. 202 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:36,320 Speaker 3: We should just start we just continue talking about as 203 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,199 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, you know what we like talking about 204 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:42,040 Speaker 3: is we like talking about stuff that's happening on TV 205 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:43,679 Speaker 3: reality shows. 206 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 2: But that's here's another thing I just realized, No, I'm sorry, 207 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:49,199 Speaker 2: you know that's you know that podcast? 208 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,120 Speaker 1: How did this get made. 209 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,800 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course. 210 00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 2: I love it. Paul Sheer, Jason Mansukus, and. 211 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,920 Speaker 1: June Diane. Who else is on it? 212 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,800 Speaker 2: I feel like there's someone else, but anyway, it's really 213 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:03,400 Speaker 2: good podcasts so funny. They make fun of movies and 214 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,920 Speaker 2: they're just like, how did this get made? They just 215 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,240 Speaker 2: watched unwatchable movies and make fun of them, which is 216 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,240 Speaker 2: one of my favorite things to do. 217 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:12,880 Speaker 3: They always I always confuse that with how did how 218 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:13,079 Speaker 3: did you? 219 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:14,960 Speaker 1: How stuff works? 220 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, how stuff works? 221 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 1: Which is the no that it's how wait it's That's 222 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:24,320 Speaker 1: one of my favorite podcasts ever, hosted by Juck, John Clark, 223 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,320 Speaker 1: W Bryant. 224 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,559 Speaker 3: Get Made, I've known Stuff. 225 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,320 Speaker 1: You should know, Stuff you should know? How Did This 226 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:29,719 Speaker 1: Get Made? 227 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,199 Speaker 2: Is a comedy podcast about movies, and they make fun 228 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 2: of movies. But they I'm always like, why aren't they 229 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:38,600 Speaker 2: making fun of the idea of you or what whatever 230 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,120 Speaker 2: movie I just did? 231 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 3: No? 232 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,880 Speaker 2: But you know why, because they can't burn bridges. They've 233 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 2: got to pick things from two thousand and nine, and 234 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,319 Speaker 2: they got to because they because they make fun of 235 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,760 Speaker 2: all the stuff and they literally go like why would 236 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:52,880 Speaker 2: who would do this? 237 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,000 Speaker 1: And why did this happen? 238 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,760 Speaker 2: So they do risk a lot in doing that, and 239 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:00,000 Speaker 2: I understand that, like you, it's risky having a podcast 240 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,240 Speaker 2: every day where you have to comment on pop culture 241 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,240 Speaker 2: and you're in pop culture and you end up working 242 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,960 Speaker 2: with these people. So I always have to give the 243 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,280 Speaker 2: caveat of like, I've done shitty stuff too. 244 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:10,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, my new thing. 245 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,640 Speaker 3: Like, it's also this thing that sometimes you believe that 246 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:20,320 Speaker 3: a person is a person is beyond your reach, that 247 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,520 Speaker 3: you'll so you can talk about them because they don't 248 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:25,240 Speaker 3: exist in your reality, and then you do actually wind 249 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 3: up meeting with them or working with them in some capacity, 250 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,160 Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, fuck, I talked shit about you 251 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 3: on this other thing, and I need to think out 252 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,079 Speaker 3: ever I come with. 253 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,280 Speaker 1: Remember the girlth and the Bear? 254 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,199 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she. 255 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,280 Speaker 2: Ended up working with j Lo on the SML, and 256 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,439 Speaker 2: she had you know, she had said stuff on a podcast, 257 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,960 Speaker 2: so she never thought she'd be co hosting SNL with 258 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,000 Speaker 2: musical guests j Lo. 259 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:51,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, she was, well, that's happened to me with Barack Obama. 260 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,640 Speaker 3: This exact thing happened to me with Barack Obama. Which 261 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,439 Speaker 3: that's what I'll tell on intrusive thoughts. Really, that's the 262 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,599 Speaker 3: that's the intruth I'll to that. 263 00:11:57,679 --> 00:11:59,760 Speaker 2: My god, that's so insane. Okay, that's great. That's a 264 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,960 Speaker 2: great interest of thoughts. So if you want to thoughts, hey, 265 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,439 Speaker 2: five extra dollars a month and you get ad free 266 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,520 Speaker 2: episodes of this show twice a week, and then you 267 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,679 Speaker 2: also get a bonus episode every month that we're gonna 268 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,480 Speaker 2: record after this. Okay, that's that'll be exciting because I 269 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,640 Speaker 2: remember the story but not exactly every detail. 270 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:20,480 Speaker 3: Can I just say for the record publicly that I 271 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,920 Speaker 3: am on Boeing side in this whole thing? I believe, Hey, 272 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,520 Speaker 3: if you got to take out a couple of Johns 273 00:12:25,559 --> 00:12:28,200 Speaker 3: to keep the wheels spinning, you know, sometimes you gotta 274 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,560 Speaker 3: do that. If they didn't take out the Johns, we 275 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,360 Speaker 3: would have how much flights would be more expensive? There'd 276 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,160 Speaker 3: be less flights. We wouldn't be by the. 277 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,400 Speaker 2: Time the air masks are dropping. If your air mask 278 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:41,120 Speaker 2: doesn't work, you should be lucky that you die, you 279 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 2: suffocate to death. Besides, what's really gonna happen to you? 280 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:46,760 Speaker 2: You know, like you hope. Like in fact, yesterday I 281 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,839 Speaker 2: was going to a workout class that was very hard. 282 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,280 Speaker 2: It was this new place that I'm trying just try, 283 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,280 Speaker 2: like they're workind classes are so packed that you have 284 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 2: to schedule like a month in advance to even get 285 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,839 Speaker 2: in one. In Saint Louis. It's crazy. So now I'm 286 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:01,880 Speaker 2: having to go to multiple different places. So I tried 287 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 2: a new place yesterday. We were doing some It was 288 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,560 Speaker 2: a hot pilates thing. I don't really need to add 289 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,200 Speaker 2: hot to anything. I think this adding hot stuff is 290 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,680 Speaker 2: really just to convince you you have a better workout, 291 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,320 Speaker 2: because it makes you sweat more, and so you leave 292 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:17,080 Speaker 2: feeling like I just did something. But you literally, if 293 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,880 Speaker 2: we would have done everything we did in that class 294 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,760 Speaker 2: in a regular room, we wouldn't have sweat as much, 295 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,840 Speaker 2: but we would have gotten a great workout also, and 296 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,800 Speaker 2: I wouldn't have felt as if I was having a 297 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,320 Speaker 2: stroke the entire time, and honestly, I thought I could pass. 298 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,760 Speaker 2: I like was lightheaded the rest of the night, which 299 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,000 Speaker 2: so I'm not gonna name names, but I did. I 300 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,400 Speaker 2: will go back to this place because I need to, 301 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,360 Speaker 2: because there's not enough places to work out in this town. 302 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 2: But I will say that when I was walking into 303 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 2: the place, I was like, WHOA. 304 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,720 Speaker 1: They were like showing me the room and I go, 305 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 1: it's so hot. 306 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:50,360 Speaker 2: And the guy walking in goes, you'll pass out before 307 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,520 Speaker 2: you die, and I didn't even I don't comforting. That 308 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 2: is what I'm saying with the boeing, that is comforting. 309 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:57,560 Speaker 2: I hope I pass out. I hope I just don't die. 310 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,200 Speaker 2: I hope it's just like, oh, I'm fainting and then 311 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 2: later on I die unconsciously, like that could be a 312 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 2: better scenario. 313 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,319 Speaker 1: But I think he was just. 314 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 2: Trying to be funny, but I didn't really know what 315 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,840 Speaker 2: he meant. I don't need a class, I really. Here's 316 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,480 Speaker 2: another thing. And people are gonna think I think I'm 317 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,319 Speaker 2: hot shit because I'm saying this, and so just know 318 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 2: that I promise you I do not think I am. 319 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 2: It's just happening to me lately, is that I am 320 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 2: recognizable more so than ever before. It will fade because 321 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,560 Speaker 2: people will forget the Tom Brady roast, but right now 322 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,960 Speaker 2: my face and name are kind of people remember it. 323 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,840 Speaker 2: They just saw it, you know, like a couple weeks ago. 324 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 2: They were seeing it everywhere, so it's just kind of 325 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,080 Speaker 2: current to them. When I sign up for these classes, 326 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 2: they know I'm coming because they see my name and 327 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,160 Speaker 2: I know you're like. 328 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,000 Speaker 1: Nikki give a different name. I don't want to give 329 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:41,640 Speaker 1: a different name. 330 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,960 Speaker 2: I don't want to walk in and be Renee Glazer 331 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,520 Speaker 2: or what you know, like, I just don't want to 332 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 2: deal with it. 333 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,240 Speaker 3: And so Renee Zelwigger say that's true, that. 334 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:50,600 Speaker 1: Could do that. 335 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,200 Speaker 2: I mean, I just picked my middle name, but I 336 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 2: just don't want to come up with a I do 337 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,000 Speaker 2: have a secret name that I use at hotels, but 338 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,560 Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. 339 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,600 Speaker 3: And also your name, I would never tell. 340 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,280 Speaker 2: Because then it's really good though it's so fun. I'll 341 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 2: tell you off air it's really maybe I'll do intrusive 342 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,920 Speaker 2: thoughts for that, and then I have to change it 343 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,280 Speaker 2: because I don't want people. I mean, I guess if 344 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,920 Speaker 2: you pay five dollars a month, you should be able 345 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,600 Speaker 2: to stalk me in a hotel. I think that you 346 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 2: should have that information if you are willing to pay 347 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,360 Speaker 2: five dollars a month and also go to the hotel 348 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 2: that you think I might be staying at that you 349 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,000 Speaker 2: don't have confirmation of because I don't reveal that where 350 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,760 Speaker 2: I go to towns and hotel. 351 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:24,600 Speaker 3: But sometimes it's not. 352 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,160 Speaker 2: Oh many times it is not because I gotta buy 353 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,240 Speaker 2: like five rooms sometimes for everyone that's on tour. And 354 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:35,320 Speaker 2: that's another thing. I recently texted Nate Bargatzi and I 355 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,560 Speaker 2: was like, because I like a really nice hotel, it 356 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 2: makes me happy. 357 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 1: I've worked hard for it. 358 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,720 Speaker 2: But I'm also paying for like five hotels sometimes because 359 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,400 Speaker 2: it's like I got two openers, I got a tour manager. 360 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,000 Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm flying out a photographer, I'm bringing out a 361 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,560 Speaker 2: social media person. I'm also bringing out just and so 362 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,000 Speaker 2: I'm like, I wrote to Nate, I was like, do 363 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 2: you ever get like a cheaper. 364 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,320 Speaker 1: Hotel for everyone else? 365 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 2: Because sometimes I stay in a place and the cheapest 366 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,560 Speaker 2: hotel room is six hundred dollars a night, even for 367 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,680 Speaker 2: like a bedroom. And I know when I was at 368 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:07,640 Speaker 2: that level of opening and I would It's not like 369 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,000 Speaker 2: I'm putting them up at the you know. 370 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 3: No, you don't need to do that. 371 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,840 Speaker 2: You don't need the microtel next to the airport. It's 372 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,000 Speaker 2: like I'll do like a double tree or a bus. 373 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,200 Speaker 3: I mean, you don't need to do that. I think 374 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 3: almost everybody. 375 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 2: I said, get a bus and make them sleep on 376 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,280 Speaker 2: it and then go. No he said, yeah, he said, 377 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,680 Speaker 2: well I have a bus, but no, he said, he said, 378 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,440 Speaker 2: that's I think that's okay to do. I would never 379 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,200 Speaker 2: put someone up in a place that I would not 380 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,440 Speaker 2: also be okay sleeping it. 381 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,920 Speaker 1: But I want them the ritz. 382 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,440 Speaker 3: But the rest of the people that you're with, I mean, 383 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,040 Speaker 3: I can speak for myself at least, and I'm sure 384 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,440 Speaker 3: like Anya is the same way. Like we don't need 385 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,760 Speaker 3: that level of hotel, like where I'm fine in a 386 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 3: standard like any standard hotel that has like two queen 387 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,480 Speaker 3: mattresses and a right though. 388 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,520 Speaker 2: Well, I want you to be in a nicer hotel 389 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,080 Speaker 2: than like, you know, a club would give you if you. 390 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:58,600 Speaker 1: Were like at. 391 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,440 Speaker 3: Especially comedy condo. 392 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,040 Speaker 1: But yeah, I'll give you a nice place. 393 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,439 Speaker 2: But also I would also want you, Brian, to be 394 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,879 Speaker 2: able to call down to the front desk if there 395 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,600 Speaker 2: was techno music playing all night long, like I would 396 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,920 Speaker 2: hope that we didn't stay, I know, and next time 397 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,600 Speaker 2: you got a call down like I can't. 398 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,080 Speaker 1: I can't. 399 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,560 Speaker 3: I can't believe I got tired. I was. That's absurd. 400 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,879 Speaker 1: To put a pin in this before we go to break. 401 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,400 Speaker 2: I just want to say that sometimes when we get there, 402 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,919 Speaker 2: when I get to the class, they know I'm coming 403 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,560 Speaker 2: and they're excited, which is really sweet. Like that is 404 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:33,160 Speaker 2: the part of being recognizable I like is when they're like, Hi, Hello, 405 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,000 Speaker 2: oh my gosh, okay, you're on machines eight and they're 406 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,760 Speaker 2: just like, yeah, oh brand new. 407 00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:39,720 Speaker 1: They did not. 408 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,400 Speaker 3: Give a shit. 409 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,800 Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, they didn't. 410 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,600 Speaker 2: There was maybe one or two people at these workout 411 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,480 Speaker 2: places that were like, Hi, I mean a shout out 412 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:52,639 Speaker 2: to Pilate's Lab. Always happy to see me, not because 413 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,680 Speaker 2: but they're happy to see everyone. That's just the vibe there. 414 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,919 Speaker 2: But a couple other places I go there's been a 415 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,240 Speaker 2: couple girls that recognize me and they're like really cute 416 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,080 Speaker 2: and excited. But now it's like that's they're all like 417 00:18:02,119 --> 00:18:04,320 Speaker 2: it's almost like everyone is like at the front like 418 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,000 Speaker 2: a hey, and it's really, first of all, that is 419 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,399 Speaker 2: so nice and I would do the fucking same exact 420 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,359 Speaker 2: thing if I were you. There's no but here's what 421 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,359 Speaker 2: I'm asking if anyone is listening that ever is in 422 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,280 Speaker 2: like running a class that I'm doing, you know, like 423 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:21,119 Speaker 2: you're the person, you're the instructor, will you not try 424 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 2: to Even though I don't think this has happened yet, 425 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,000 Speaker 2: I just worry it will because I know I would 426 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,600 Speaker 2: do it. I would be like, I want to give 427 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,679 Speaker 2: her the best class of her life, the best workout 428 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,400 Speaker 2: she's ever had. 429 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,480 Speaker 1: That is not what I'm looking for. 430 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,560 Speaker 2: I am looking to be pushed a little bit, but 431 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 2: I want to be able to do every exercise. I 432 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:39,359 Speaker 2: hate when I have to bail on an exercise because 433 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,600 Speaker 2: my legs start shaking so much it gives out Like 434 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,720 Speaker 2: then that makes me feel like I should just walk 435 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 2: out of the class entirely. So please don't try to like, 436 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,840 Speaker 2: just know that I will always go back to your 437 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,960 Speaker 2: class if you are clear about where I put my 438 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:55,880 Speaker 2: feet in my hands, and you don't correct me too much, 439 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,720 Speaker 2: because you're just gonna get a vibe that I'm gonna 440 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:01,560 Speaker 2: do it wrong every like you're like they always do this, 441 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,360 Speaker 2: They always like maybe correct me a couple of times, 442 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,359 Speaker 2: like actually this, and then they kind of give up 443 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:08,000 Speaker 2: on me. And I like that vibe because I'm kind 444 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,879 Speaker 2: of doing my own thing. I'm kind of just renting 445 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 2: your equipment to do my own thing in a class 446 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,560 Speaker 2: a lot of times. But let's just just don't try 447 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,000 Speaker 2: to kill me, because I think that I would be like, 448 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,439 Speaker 2: she looks fit. I want to I want her to 449 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,919 Speaker 2: love my class. The most and fit people love to 450 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,119 Speaker 2: be pushed. I don't want to be pushed that hard. 451 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know what I mean? 452 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,000 Speaker 2: Like, I think if I were them, I would amp 453 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,680 Speaker 2: it up for me, and I'm asking you to amp 454 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 2: it down. 455 00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:36,240 Speaker 3: You want the anonymity of a standard class. Yes, you 456 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,439 Speaker 3: don't want them to be like yeah, and I get that. 457 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,840 Speaker 3: And also you don't like when other people feel like 458 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,160 Speaker 3: they have to try harder around you, Like you don't 459 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,880 Speaker 3: want to be responsible for them putting in there all. 460 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,960 Speaker 2: No, no, do what you would do on a regular 461 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,000 Speaker 2: Wednesday four o'clock class, Like that's what I want, and 462 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,439 Speaker 2: like that is. But I will say I had a 463 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:00,560 Speaker 2: great instructor yesterday at this place and I I left 464 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 2: him a review, so I already because he was so 465 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:04,520 Speaker 2: amazing he like. 466 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,439 Speaker 1: I talked to him after the class. 467 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,280 Speaker 2: The first thing I said to him, though, was you 468 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,800 Speaker 2: have a perfect body, which I think is okay to 469 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:11,760 Speaker 2: say in this setting. 470 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,959 Speaker 1: I was like, your body is amazing. 471 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, you could say it in a few Definitely in 472 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,000 Speaker 3: a workout setting you could say. You could say it 473 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,640 Speaker 3: at the office, you could say it. That doesn't matter 474 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,280 Speaker 3: where he's okay. 475 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,320 Speaker 2: I got to go to break, But I felt weird 476 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:26,679 Speaker 2: as soon as it came out of my mouth, like, oh, 477 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,639 Speaker 2: that's inappropriate for me to say. But then I was like, wait, no, 478 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,040 Speaker 2: we're at a place where that is the goal. 479 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:31,720 Speaker 3: Yeah. 480 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, And he did have a perfect body and I 481 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,080 Speaker 2: did not think he was straight, so I didn't feel 482 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,840 Speaker 2: like it was inappropriate in that way. 483 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:44,360 Speaker 3: But like credit score, how they react if it's appropriate. 484 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 3: I don't know. 485 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,960 Speaker 1: Is it safe to assume a guy is gay if 486 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,639 Speaker 1: you are jamming out to all gay club music? 487 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I would assume he's gay. Yeah, he's safe. 488 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,879 Speaker 3: You know, there are certain things you know, people like 489 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 3: to pretend, like gaze or not. You can't tell if 490 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,640 Speaker 3: someone's or not. And you know, there's a thing called 491 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,560 Speaker 3: gaytar and sometimes you're wrong and sometimes you're right. Yeah, 492 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:09,040 Speaker 3: sometimes you can tell, I mean, and sometimes you're talking 493 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:13,359 Speaker 3: about you Yeah, even though you could tell. But here's sure. 494 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,639 Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with being gay, like it used to be, 495 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,240 Speaker 2: like people were embarrassed to be gay. Now like if 496 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,400 Speaker 2: I think you're gay and you're not, okay, well you're 497 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,080 Speaker 2: you're welcome. Yeah, Like now it's cool to it's always 498 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:25,640 Speaker 2: been cool to be gay. You're fine, if you're gay. 499 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,679 Speaker 2: It's always been that way, but culturally I think it's 500 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,640 Speaker 2: much more acceptable now. I know there's still a lot 501 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,800 Speaker 2: of discrimination, but I want to say, if I do 502 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,720 Speaker 2: think you're gay, I'm not gonna be. 503 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,400 Speaker 1: Like, oh, I'm so sorry I thought you were gay. 504 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,399 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like you, so you look like you 505 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,000 Speaker 2: are well styled, and you look like you take care 506 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:39,439 Speaker 2: of yourself. 507 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,480 Speaker 3: Sorry that every time, every time I see a guy 508 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,120 Speaker 3: and he's got a boyfriend, I think he's gay. 509 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,960 Speaker 2: Well, even that's not true, you know, because some people 510 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,840 Speaker 2: are whispering. Like when I hang out with my friends 511 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,600 Speaker 2: sometimes we get into discussions about what celebrities we think 512 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,280 Speaker 2: are maybe on the side secretly do something and everyone 513 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,240 Speaker 2: always goes, oh, he's gay, and I go, no, he's 514 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:03,320 Speaker 2: by Okay, By the thing, why is everyone forget? Why 515 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,640 Speaker 2: is the thing by? People just get thrown under the bus. 516 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:10,040 Speaker 2: We'll be back after this, I will say. 517 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:10,639 Speaker 1: I'm working. 518 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:14,000 Speaker 2: I'm trying to work on a bit right now about 519 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,480 Speaker 2: straight men with the gay voice. 520 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,120 Speaker 3: Right, so this is the thing that's the So it's 521 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,000 Speaker 3: hard because if I hear a straight man with a 522 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,960 Speaker 3: gay voice, I can't help but think and this is 523 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,920 Speaker 3: just again what I think, just can't help but think 524 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:32,080 Speaker 3: he must be gay. It's hard to get over it. 525 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:37,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, because it is such an identifying factor in like 526 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,720 Speaker 2: a in a gay man. 527 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,320 Speaker 3: Which is weird because there are some white people who 528 00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:45,000 Speaker 3: have a black voice and they talk black for whatever reason, 529 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,880 Speaker 3: and I have no problem thinking they're white. 530 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 2: Well, because they grew up around black people, or they 531 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:57,280 Speaker 2: grew up around where being you know, that was that 532 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:02,440 Speaker 2: kind of that culture was celebrated and was a way 533 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,160 Speaker 2: to be accepted. 534 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,280 Speaker 3: I think so if there's a straight guy who hung 535 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,720 Speaker 3: out around a bunch of gay people and they developed 536 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,200 Speaker 3: the gay voice for whatever reason, I can't I still 537 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,480 Speaker 3: think they must be gay. Whereas white person talks black, 538 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,359 Speaker 3: I think they're white. 539 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,320 Speaker 1: Still, it's okay to have a gay voice. 540 00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:18,840 Speaker 2: I want to be honest with you, like I am 541 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,239 Speaker 2: still attractive to straight men who have gay voices, Like 542 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,440 Speaker 2: it would never make me go I don't want to 543 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,760 Speaker 2: date a guy because he has a little bit of 544 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,600 Speaker 2: a voice that might sound more like a gay man's. 545 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,800 Speaker 1: Here's my problem. 546 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,159 Speaker 3: This is what Seinfeld got in trouble for. That's just 547 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,439 Speaker 3: to be clear. It's that the official term is not 548 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,960 Speaker 3: gay voice but you all know what we're talking about. 549 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,119 Speaker 2: But is like, I don't who is that offending? Like 550 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,200 Speaker 2: because I just think it's I love the gay voice. 551 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,639 Speaker 2: I love that there's something that really just is like 552 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,320 Speaker 2: this is what it is. I think it's very cool anyway. 553 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,439 Speaker 2: I have no judgment about it, but I can understand 554 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,359 Speaker 2: someone's offended by this. Please DM me and let me know, 555 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,440 Speaker 2: and I will retract my statement and from a place 556 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,520 Speaker 2: where I can't be extradited from. 557 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,879 Speaker 1: Like in a video you can see cabanas behind me, 558 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:03,960 Speaker 1: like did he did? 559 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:04,280 Speaker 3: No? 560 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,080 Speaker 2: I The thing is, I've met a straight man with 561 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,800 Speaker 2: a very gay voice and so such a such a 562 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,840 Speaker 2: voice that I thought there's no question, Like it's just 563 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 2: even the way he kind of dressed and the way 564 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,480 Speaker 2: he moved, it was just like so solidly. There wasn't 565 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,199 Speaker 2: like maybe I shouldn't ask him about his boyfriend, Like 566 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,640 Speaker 2: it's like I would be like, do you have a boyfriend? 567 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:30,879 Speaker 2: If I'm inquiring about his personal life. And before I 568 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,200 Speaker 2: even had a chance to ask that, this guy says 569 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,880 Speaker 2: my partner, ah okay, and so I go okay, more comfortable, 570 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,280 Speaker 2: like not even questioning it in my head, like literally not. 571 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,920 Speaker 3: I thought that would be confusing it more. 572 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,720 Speaker 1: Now he's gay, people say partner. 573 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,720 Speaker 2: But the queer community is much more on board with 574 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,560 Speaker 2: partner than I think the strates with. 575 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,320 Speaker 3: Straight MPR listeners say partner. 576 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:57,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, I I that's another pet peeve straight people stop 577 00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 2: saying partner. It's really obnoxious. It's like you're trying to 578 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,400 Speaker 2: like kind of co opt queer culture. I think that's 579 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:03,880 Speaker 2: what I think. 580 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,280 Speaker 3: I said partner after well, because I. 581 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,880 Speaker 1: Had saying partner to it, I go, what are you doing? 582 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,679 Speaker 3: If you're not married and you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, 583 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,640 Speaker 3: you get to a certain age, it feels very immature. 584 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 3: Boyfriend or girlfriend own it. 585 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,520 Speaker 1: You either own it or you get married. 586 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:21,560 Speaker 2: You don't get to say partner's yeah, so now you 587 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,200 Speaker 2: have wife. 588 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great. 589 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,399 Speaker 2: So good, so good. But I just think partner is 590 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,160 Speaker 2: just you're just you just sound like you're trying too hard. 591 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,520 Speaker 2: And I just really, I'm not in the queer community. 592 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,520 Speaker 2: I could be at some point in my life, but 593 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,200 Speaker 2: I think that if I were queer, i'd. 594 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,440 Speaker 1: Be like, let us have that one. 595 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,960 Speaker 2: So anyway, this guy goes my partner and then his 596 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,240 Speaker 2: partner was named Andy, so like. 597 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:46,919 Speaker 3: Right, it's Justine. 598 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,359 Speaker 1: But I'm already thinking this guy's gay. There's no question 599 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,840 Speaker 1: in my mind, right. The voice is so and. 600 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,439 Speaker 2: Then he says and she said blah blah, and I'm like, oh, 601 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,680 Speaker 2: literally was like, have you ever seen the video. 602 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,480 Speaker 1: Of Britney's fears finding out Ryan Seacrest is that gay? 603 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,200 Speaker 3: No, dude, It's so funny. 604 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,439 Speaker 1: She like, one hundred percent. It's this is literally the 605 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,040 Speaker 1: moment I had. There is a video where Britney Spears 606 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,680 Speaker 1: is talking to Ryan Seacrest and another guy and they're 607 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,080 Speaker 1: all just like sitting on stools talking doing an interview, 608 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:16,960 Speaker 1: and I. 609 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,560 Speaker 2: Guess they're talking about flowers or something. And Ryan Seacrest 610 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,840 Speaker 2: is like, and uh, yeah, I give my girlfriends flowers. 611 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,239 Speaker 2: And you see Britney Spears just go like literally like 612 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,919 Speaker 2: she her she does. 613 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,879 Speaker 1: She has whiplashed from it. It's so funny. 614 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,960 Speaker 2: She goes cause you know, Britney Spears can't really hide 615 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 2: her that face. I'm like, oh, like, she really looks 616 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,440 Speaker 2: like one of those dogs in a meme. That's why 617 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,880 Speaker 2: it's so funny. But that is literally what my face did. 618 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,160 Speaker 2: And I'm like, this guy knows he has a feminine voice. 619 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,600 Speaker 2: He's had it for a while, He's thrown around partner 620 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,960 Speaker 2: and his partner is named Andy Lake. 621 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:58,359 Speaker 1: And last night, yeah, which is all Yeah. 622 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,320 Speaker 2: I just want I just think that if you do 623 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,600 Speaker 2: have a voice, that lends people to think that it's okay. 624 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,360 Speaker 2: But I don't think you. I just don't think straight 625 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,240 Speaker 2: people should be using the partner. I think it throws 626 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:05,640 Speaker 2: us off. 627 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, for our sakes, for the other people around you. 628 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,240 Speaker 2: And I'm okay with every other thing, like do you 629 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,880 Speaker 2: think this? I will do anything that queer people want 630 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,439 Speaker 2: me to call them. I will say anything. I have 631 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:20,880 Speaker 2: no problem with any pronoun anything, but straight's you don't 632 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,200 Speaker 2: get I get to tell you. 633 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,320 Speaker 1: What you are. I don't want you. You don't get 634 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:24,919 Speaker 1: to be something. 635 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,040 Speaker 2: You are a wife, you're a husband, you're a boyfriend, 636 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,280 Speaker 2: you're a girlfriend, or you're a non binary and then 637 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,160 Speaker 2: that's a different story. But if you are a CIS 638 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,240 Speaker 2: man or woman, straight, Nope, no partner unless you're in 639 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,760 Speaker 2: a law firm, call him it. 640 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,800 Speaker 3: Do you think that this guy knows what he's doing 641 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,640 Speaker 3: or is he completely oblivious to the confusion that surrounds him. 642 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:45,919 Speaker 1: That was that was the thing that I didn't know. 643 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:51,159 Speaker 2: I'm just like They're just it would be like a 644 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,680 Speaker 2: woman who carries most of her weight in her stomach 645 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,960 Speaker 2: constantly rubbing it and going. 646 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,639 Speaker 1: Oh, you know, like you know what I mean? Like 647 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,000 Speaker 1: it was like that of like and then when someone goes, 648 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,679 Speaker 1: are you pregnant? 649 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,560 Speaker 3: You go, oh, how dare you? 650 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,440 Speaker 1: It's like, well, what everything indicates? 651 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:09,199 Speaker 3: You know? 652 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,399 Speaker 1: I think it's kind of like that. Like he was 653 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,880 Speaker 1: maybe as think he. 654 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,720 Speaker 3: Gets off on it. I think he has a power 655 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,320 Speaker 3: trip there. 656 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,200 Speaker 1: Well, it's an interesting power trip. 657 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,240 Speaker 2: But I I would be honored if someone thought I 658 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,320 Speaker 2: was lesbian. I but I think it's pretty much out 659 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,600 Speaker 2: of the It's that doesn't happen to me much. I'm 660 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,919 Speaker 2: trying to think if I've ever been miss. 661 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,280 Speaker 3: Sexual sexual eyed. I don't know any of this ship. 662 00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:37,119 Speaker 3: I have no idea. Yeah, ever, I don't think no 663 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,920 Speaker 3: one's every people. A lot of people have called me 664 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Speaker 3: gay because they think I'm gay. 665 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,960 Speaker 2: I got surd at the airport like six months ago 666 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,960 Speaker 2: with a a ball cap on and the person was 667 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,320 Speaker 2: hardly looking at me, and I I honestly felt great 668 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:50,760 Speaker 2: about it. 669 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that that felt good. 670 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,440 Speaker 2: And uh, they gave me twenty five percent back on 671 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,840 Speaker 2: my ticket. 672 00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,160 Speaker 3: Because of the Sarah. 673 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:03,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, they gave really no, it would be amazing. 674 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:07,960 Speaker 2: They're like, we need to refund you. I just found out. Okay, 675 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,600 Speaker 2: I was just looking at this reel. I sent it 676 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,840 Speaker 2: to Anya and I screenshot at it. So this is 677 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,479 Speaker 2: so depressing, but it's like kind of about the same stuff. 678 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,280 Speaker 2: So they had a chart and who knows what research 679 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 2: this is from, but it seems like based on experience, 680 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,560 Speaker 2: this seems about right. So they said, like men's ages, 681 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 2: it's a graph of men's ages and then what age 682 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,960 Speaker 2: of women they're attracted to as they age. So for 683 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,960 Speaker 2: a twenty year old man, he's attracted to a twenty 684 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,720 Speaker 2: three year old woman, twenty one year old man, twenty 685 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,320 Speaker 2: three year old woman. Then by the age of twenty nine, 686 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,680 Speaker 2: by thirty they're attracted to thirty year old women thirty one. Okay, 687 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,840 Speaker 2: so they're in line pretty much to Oh no, sorry, 688 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:49,240 Speaker 2: that's women. Sorry, bad news, bad news, ladies, you get 689 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,840 Speaker 2: the rock grap This is a scientific study based on 690 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,800 Speaker 2: this woman named nude Underscore nutritionist. 691 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,400 Speaker 1: She said the research is from the book. Oh, I 692 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,320 Speaker 1: actually have where it's from. 693 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,600 Speaker 3: He is a nutritionist who does her work nude. 694 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,800 Speaker 2: I think that's just her name. She's definitely not nude 695 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,400 Speaker 2: in this. 696 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,400 Speaker 3: This researching choice. 697 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,480 Speaker 2: Is from the book. I don't see where it says 698 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:16,400 Speaker 2: from the book anyway. So a man's age, So men 699 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,040 Speaker 2: at twenty are attracted to twenty twenty year olds. Yeah, 700 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,800 Speaker 2: twenty twenty six, they start being attracted to twenty two 701 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,719 Speaker 2: year olds. It jumps up, Okay, then it goes at 702 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,680 Speaker 2: twenty eight, it goes back down to twenty, and it 703 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,040 Speaker 2: stays at thirty thirty six years. 704 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,080 Speaker 3: Or thirty one. There attract it to fourteen year olds. 705 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,720 Speaker 3: It's a very dangerous year. You gotta get past thirty 706 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,440 Speaker 3: thirty one. 707 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, so then after thirty one they go back. They 708 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,920 Speaker 2: stay at twenty from twenty eight to thirty six years old. 709 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,360 Speaker 1: For men, they stay attracted to twenty year olds twenty. 710 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,160 Speaker 2: Then at thirty seven they have a weird moment where 711 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,240 Speaker 2: it leaps ahead very far to twenty two. Okay, they've 712 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,760 Speaker 2: starting attracted, Like what is the fucking difference? 713 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,440 Speaker 1: I don't even know. 714 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,080 Speaker 2: The highest we get is a forty five year old 715 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,479 Speaker 2: man will be attracted to a twenty four year old. 716 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,320 Speaker 2: And let's just okay, this is the ideal, and this 717 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,400 Speaker 2: makes sense because of fertility because of because of fertility. 718 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,760 Speaker 2: It really it's like that's peak fertility for a woman. 719 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,680 Speaker 1: It makes sense. 720 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,240 Speaker 2: And then it goes all the way to fifty years 721 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,040 Speaker 2: of age, and that a fifty year old. 722 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,520 Speaker 1: Man is attract most attracted to a twenty two year 723 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:16,880 Speaker 1: old girl. 724 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:22,600 Speaker 2: Now women, yeah, it goes to it back down again. Wow, okay, 725 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,880 Speaker 2: but it's like it stays within. Nineteen to twenty four 726 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,280 Speaker 2: is the range that men are attracted to you the most. 727 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,600 Speaker 2: And by the way, that was when I was most disgusting, 728 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,480 Speaker 2: So I'm not even like, oh I wish I could 729 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:32,920 Speaker 2: go back. 730 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,920 Speaker 1: But then this is the depressing part. 731 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,480 Speaker 2: At the age of twenty for a woman, she's attracted 732 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,080 Speaker 2: to a twenty three year old guy, and then pretty 733 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:44,280 Speaker 2: much it goes up and with her age all the 734 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:49,040 Speaker 2: way to forty two. It's forty three, she's attracted to 735 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,920 Speaker 2: a thirty nine year old. Okay, so it starts to 736 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,120 Speaker 2: goo going down. Forty five year old is attracted to 737 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,280 Speaker 2: a forty year old. Forty six year old is attracted 738 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,400 Speaker 2: to do thirty eight, but then by fifty they're trying 739 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,600 Speaker 2: to do a forty six year old, so slightly younger, 740 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,840 Speaker 2: but still in the ballpark. We can all agree to 741 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,760 Speaker 2: the ballpark, and that is depressing, but you know, it 742 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,000 Speaker 2: is what it is. Men are still can still sperm 743 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,400 Speaker 2: you up. We're not breaking news here, no. But then 744 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,600 Speaker 2: this woman goes on to say that Julianne Moore is 745 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,680 Speaker 2: like this woman who's kind of aged pretty naturally. I mean, 746 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,760 Speaker 2: I'm sure she's had a little things done here and there, 747 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,840 Speaker 2: but she's like in her sixties. And she was on 748 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,800 Speaker 2: the cover of I think Vogue, and she's airbrushed completely, 749 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,200 Speaker 2: like you can't see any line on her face. There's nothing, 750 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,920 Speaker 2: it's totally like blank, and we applaud her for aging naturally, 751 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,960 Speaker 2: but when we put her on a magazine to make 752 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,480 Speaker 2: it sellable, she is now airbrushed to be a twenty 753 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,040 Speaker 2: four year old literally, like has no line on her face. 754 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,680 Speaker 1: Then this woman goes on to say, which is what 755 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,120 Speaker 1: I've been to the point I've been trying to make 756 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:47,720 Speaker 1: my whole. 757 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,720 Speaker 2: Fucking life, which is if you age gracefully, people are disappointed, 758 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,080 Speaker 2: and then they fix it and they really want you 759 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:54,720 Speaker 2: to look this way. 760 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,000 Speaker 1: They prove it by doing graphics and fixing things. 761 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,600 Speaker 2: And photoshop, but then if you get work done, they 762 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,600 Speaker 2: shame you and go that's so sad and that's so 763 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,120 Speaker 2: gross that you like did all that stuff, So like 764 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,400 Speaker 2: what are you supposed to do? 765 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,760 Speaker 3: Go away? You got to go away. 766 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,640 Speaker 1: That's what it really is. 767 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,040 Speaker 2: That is that is that's the key, because I think 768 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,800 Speaker 2: I think that's what I'm I was getting at because 769 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,600 Speaker 2: I am like, you know, I went and got botox 770 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,000 Speaker 2: this week. 771 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:27,760 Speaker 1: It's not it's not. 772 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,840 Speaker 2: Don't even you can go to the video on YouTube 773 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,239 Speaker 2: and go, oh, let's see what she looks like. 774 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,400 Speaker 1: It's not showing up yet. 775 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,400 Speaker 2: Botox takes like eleven days, so check back in like 776 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,720 Speaker 2: ten days. Because I got it yesterday and I was 777 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,040 Speaker 2: asking about all the things I can do and because 778 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,920 Speaker 2: I'm just like, just make me as hot as possible, like, 779 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,640 Speaker 2: let's see what we can do, and it really is 780 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,280 Speaker 2: gonna take surgery and downtime and me, no, got it, 781 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,800 Speaker 2: Like I do not. I have a big thing coming 782 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,080 Speaker 2: up in the fall that I think I'm doing and 783 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,000 Speaker 2: I would. 784 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,720 Speaker 1: Like to look as perfect as possible for that. 785 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,520 Speaker 2: And I know it's vain and I know it's dumb, 786 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,000 Speaker 2: and I know all the besties are like Nikki, we 787 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,280 Speaker 2: like you the way you are. Well, I just I 788 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,960 Speaker 2: just want to see what science can do. 789 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,320 Speaker 3: But what are you thinking about? 790 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,439 Speaker 2: I just like a surgical procedure. I'm not sure what, 791 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,520 Speaker 2: but like just something slight that because I've just been 792 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,799 Speaker 2: looking at so many celebrities and literally every celebrity you love, 793 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,479 Speaker 2: and you go, she's so naturally beautiful. She had something done. 794 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,240 Speaker 2: Like I don't want to name names, but it literally 795 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,120 Speaker 2: is everyone. No one doesn't do it. Even Jamie Lee 796 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,400 Speaker 2: Curtis who stopped doing it, did it a lot before 797 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:28,920 Speaker 2: she stopped. 798 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,920 Speaker 3: Right, there's a great YouTube channel that I discovered that 799 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:36,200 Speaker 3: I discovered it was me. That's that covers all like 800 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:43,560 Speaker 3: the uh, what's it called face work, face work or whatever? 801 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:44,760 Speaker 1: Body modifiing? 802 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,240 Speaker 3: Can I think of the word of plastic surgery? Plastic 803 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,480 Speaker 3: surgery that people do? And she really gets into it 804 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,520 Speaker 3: and she points out things that are like Lori Hill, 805 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,640 Speaker 3: it might be Lori Hill. She's just she's so good. Yeah, 806 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,959 Speaker 3: she's incredible. The videos are really engaging and entertaining. Yeah, 807 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,040 Speaker 3: and yes, I'm really shock at some of them because 808 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,600 Speaker 3: some of them are like really subtle and they just 809 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,160 Speaker 3: say like such, yeah, she did this tiny little thing, 810 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,800 Speaker 3: And I think that's the key. It's like you can't 811 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:12,239 Speaker 3: do anything too dramatic or else everyone notices and it 812 00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:15,239 Speaker 3: looks bad. But I think, also, Nikki, I want to 813 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,919 Speaker 3: warn against Okay, I just beware of doing so much 814 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,040 Speaker 3: stuff that you wind up looking beautiful but looking like 815 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,239 Speaker 3: every other person. Because I think it's getting to the 816 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,000 Speaker 3: point now they do everybody looks like Kim Kardashian and 817 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,279 Speaker 3: it's like, you all look the same. It's like, what's 818 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,719 Speaker 3: the point of this. Yeah. 819 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,640 Speaker 2: I actually saw my face and something recently and I 820 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,440 Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, I look like so and so. 821 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,239 Speaker 2: Like I looked like this girl who I know has 822 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,120 Speaker 2: kind of the same She's at the same age, she's 823 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,880 Speaker 2: doing the same stuff. She hasn't done surgery yet, but 824 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,879 Speaker 2: she's doing all the same stuff I'm doing. Like I've 825 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,759 Speaker 2: gotten filler in my cheeks. I got filler in my 826 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,080 Speaker 2: chin recently, like I've done some stuff. And please do 827 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,799 Speaker 2: not go why, Nikki, why, like spare me all of that, 828 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,000 Speaker 2: please God, because I'm just being honest about it. And 829 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,839 Speaker 2: literally everyone think is beautiful, does it? So please don't 830 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,560 Speaker 2: have any of that. And truly, if you could, you 831 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,600 Speaker 2: would probably too. And I know you're like, no, I wouldn't. 832 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,120 Speaker 2: Well it's maybe because you're a teacher and you're not 833 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,879 Speaker 2: on TV every day and have to see your face, 834 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,680 Speaker 2: so just cut me some slack, even though most of 835 00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 2: you are probably like, Nikki, it's. 836 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,520 Speaker 1: Fine, just do what you want. I love you all. 837 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:20,080 Speaker 2: But I did see I actually saw Kate Hudson's face 838 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,719 Speaker 2: and I thought it was me for a second the 839 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,040 Speaker 2: other day, and I was like, oh, well. 840 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,800 Speaker 1: That was good. That was nice, because yeah, she's beautiful. 841 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:32,000 Speaker 2: I mean, but we we are definitely having similar conversations. 842 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,480 Speaker 2: But she's also ten years older than me, so I 843 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,080 Speaker 2: was like, okay, well, if I'm on that track, I 844 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,279 Speaker 2: can I can do that. But I will say that 845 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,280 Speaker 2: I just don't have Oh I am working every single 846 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:47,359 Speaker 2: weekend of the next year. My schedule is completely filled 847 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,040 Speaker 2: up since the roast, Like I have dates, and then 848 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,360 Speaker 2: the dates I don't have, I'm flying places to go 849 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,600 Speaker 2: see Taylor Swift. So I am gone every I don't 850 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,240 Speaker 2: have a single I don't have time to get plastic surgery, 851 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,400 Speaker 2: and that's what's going to keep me from ever doing anything. 852 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,279 Speaker 1: So that's good. But I am getting a car, and 853 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:08,440 Speaker 1: I want to talk about that with you after this. Okay, 854 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,480 Speaker 1: I'm getting a car I'm really doing. 855 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,600 Speaker 3: Final time, about fucking time, Nikki, Jesus Christ, you're driving 856 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,359 Speaker 3: around town and that unsafe nineteen ninety nine Volva whatever 857 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,719 Speaker 3: the fuck I drove your mom's. 858 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:25,200 Speaker 2: Uh, Lexus and it's in two thousand and five, Yeah. 859 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,520 Speaker 3: Lexus to day anymore. 860 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,360 Speaker 2: It's so first of all, it's so safe. It's not 861 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:33,200 Speaker 2: about it's not safe. It's not safe because it looks junkie, 862 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,600 Speaker 2: and it's not safe for my reputation. Like I just 863 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,719 Speaker 2: don't feel good in it, you know, when you're like 864 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,760 Speaker 2: driving a car that's first of all, not even yours. 865 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,160 Speaker 1: It's my mom's old car. 866 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,320 Speaker 2: And I just don't keep it nice because I don't 867 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,680 Speaker 2: respect it, which is not really nice of me in 868 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,320 Speaker 2: the first place. 869 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,319 Speaker 1: I should respect it. And if I dressed it up, 870 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,959 Speaker 1: it would look nice, but. 871 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,000 Speaker 3: Looks like a car from the outside that would be 872 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,560 Speaker 3: filled with trash, like I filled with bottles from Sonic. 873 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,520 Speaker 2: It kind of is a lot of times anyway. Yeah, yeah, 874 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,799 Speaker 2: it's I'm kind of one of those people. And even 875 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,799 Speaker 2: Chris was like, you should maybe get an suv for 876 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,600 Speaker 2: all your stuff, and I'm like, you mean my trash 877 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,600 Speaker 2: or what if I get a car that's like small, 878 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,680 Speaker 2: and I actually keep it nice and like treat myself 879 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,880 Speaker 2: nice because I am trying to be tidier and like 880 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,319 Speaker 2: just treat myself better. And I think getting a new car, 881 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,440 Speaker 2: I really do think I'll take nice care of it. 882 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,799 Speaker 2: So I went and test drove some Audis. Love the 883 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:31,040 Speaker 2: cars like a lot. Okay, I am really looking. Here's 884 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,160 Speaker 2: my problem with cars. Beautiful from the outside, no question 885 00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,200 Speaker 2: about it. Love the way an Audi looks. I was 886 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:36,919 Speaker 2: looking at the. 887 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,880 Speaker 1: Q six, the Q five, even the Q three. I 888 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:41,719 Speaker 1: was loving them. 889 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,520 Speaker 2: I need the car to feel amazing on the inside 890 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,360 Speaker 2: because guess what, I'm not on the outside of the car. 891 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,080 Speaker 2: I only see the outside when I walk up to it. 892 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,920 Speaker 2: And that's a nice moment to have to go. My 893 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,440 Speaker 2: car is nice. And but you know, when you're wearing clothes, 894 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,160 Speaker 2: you can even look at those clothes, you can still 895 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,840 Speaker 2: see them. When I'm in a car, I can't see 896 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,200 Speaker 2: myself in a car. There's no car mirrors. Even you 897 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,000 Speaker 2: might drive past a reflective building or something and you'll 898 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,399 Speaker 2: see yourself in the car, but rarely just happen. It's 899 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:14,759 Speaker 2: such a cool moment, but generally, oh it's so great. Yeah, 900 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,440 Speaker 2: and you like literally you you like can't believe that 901 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,399 Speaker 2: you can see yourself. It's like, yeah, that's the only time, 902 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:24,200 Speaker 2: like you behave like a caveman with a reflection. You 903 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,080 Speaker 2: marvel at it, and so I, but you don't see 904 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,239 Speaker 2: yourself in the car outside of that or maybe if 905 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,359 Speaker 2: someone takes a picture of you in it, but when 906 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,720 Speaker 2: you're in the car, you don't. 907 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,360 Speaker 1: It could be anything on the outside. 908 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,840 Speaker 2: And yes, you are aware of what people are seeing, 909 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,560 Speaker 2: but you kind of want to see it. So then 910 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,360 Speaker 2: I realized, I need to shift my focus. My focus 911 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,359 Speaker 2: has to be on the inside, Like the inside has 912 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:50,800 Speaker 2: to make me feel so luxurious. So your girl drove 913 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,239 Speaker 2: over to Mercedes, because I gotta be honest. The interiors 914 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:59,719 Speaker 2: of Mercedes, it's a dream. They're so nice and you 915 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:06,520 Speaker 2: feel like you're in your own little spaceship. And I I, 916 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,680 Speaker 2: but I cannot decide between an suv or a sedan. 917 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,160 Speaker 2: I can't decide which one to get right now, I 918 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,040 Speaker 2: am driving, okay, so I'm thinking about the funniest car 919 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,200 Speaker 2: for me to get, like just the one that would 920 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,239 Speaker 2: be the Like it's like being first voted off dancing 921 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,520 Speaker 2: with the stars, Like it sucks that I would never 922 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,720 Speaker 2: have chosen that, but it fits me, Like, it's. 923 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,080 Speaker 1: So for me. What you would think the car you 924 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,279 Speaker 1: would think I would get would be a gl e. 925 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:37,160 Speaker 2: It's like a you know, a suv that's almost like 926 00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,800 Speaker 2: has a sloped back. It's not it's not like too mommy. 927 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,640 Speaker 2: It's like it looks like a cool suv. That's what 928 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,480 Speaker 2: you'd think I would get. And I just am like, 929 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,560 Speaker 2: why do I need this? I don't have kids. I'm 930 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,560 Speaker 2: not lugging around equipment. I'm not toting around you know, 931 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:59,319 Speaker 2: uh the Credenza's you know, like I'm not loading things ever. Yea, 932 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,800 Speaker 2: I should just have a sedan. I'm driving my mom Sudan. 933 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,080 Speaker 1: Why do I need a big car? 934 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,719 Speaker 3: It's not SUVs are nice? I have an suv. I 935 00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,200 Speaker 3: have a super roof yea, So why do you like it? Well, 936 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,200 Speaker 3: super ufore? I like a super because I like doing 937 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,440 Speaker 3: outdoorsy things and you know you drive. It's got all 938 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:18,240 Speaker 3: wheel drive, and it's got the most window space in class. Okay, 939 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:18,719 Speaker 3: that's nice. 940 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:19,919 Speaker 1: Windows space is nice. 941 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, And I just love a super number one car. 942 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:29,720 Speaker 2: But driven Mercedes, I have to say it's real nice, dude. 943 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,200 Speaker 1: I believe I have a go buy a super dealership. 944 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,520 Speaker 3: Try Super. The nice thing about SUVs in general, though, 945 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,600 Speaker 3: is that there's more headspace above you. 946 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:41,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. 947 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,839 Speaker 3: Sometimes when I'm in a sedan, I feel like I've 948 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,640 Speaker 3: really passed in there. Yeah, and so there's more head space. 949 00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,600 Speaker 3: And then also you're just a little higher up on 950 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,279 Speaker 3: the roads kind of have a better view out there 951 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,120 Speaker 3: on the road. You feel like. 952 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,160 Speaker 1: That's a really good point. 953 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,360 Speaker 3: Those are the two things about stvs besides like the 954 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,880 Speaker 3: extra space. Obviously, why can't. 955 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,160 Speaker 2: They make like a high up sedan like you know 956 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,879 Speaker 2: you should a cybertruck? 957 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,279 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those are so ugly. 958 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,920 Speaker 2: I just don't want a car that's going to make 959 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:08,919 Speaker 2: people go like, look, I don't want people. I want 960 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Speaker 2: kind of a car that's like whoa, that's nice, Like 961 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,880 Speaker 2: look at that. But I don't want people to be 962 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,799 Speaker 2: like pointing at it because. 963 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,440 Speaker 1: It's so weird. 964 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,759 Speaker 2: But I think I might get one that's kind of 965 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,680 Speaker 2: like that. It's kind of in the so it's Matt Black, 966 00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:21,759 Speaker 2: which I kind of love. 967 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,200 Speaker 3: Matt Black's pretty cool. 968 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,319 Speaker 2: It's really cool, and it's like it's so not the 969 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,200 Speaker 2: car you would think I would drive, Like if this 970 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,600 Speaker 2: car pulled up to Valet you would think a man 971 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,960 Speaker 2: would be in it, which is what I like you'd 972 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:34,360 Speaker 2: serve me. 973 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,800 Speaker 1: It is a oh god, what's a. 974 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:43,160 Speaker 3: Ch Yeah, I gotta look at this car Mercedes, Yes, Benz. 975 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,759 Speaker 2: Yes, it is a sorry I know that people know 976 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,160 Speaker 2: who know cars are like, what are C forty three? 977 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:54,319 Speaker 2: It's a Mercedes C forty three AMG, which is like 978 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,600 Speaker 2: a really like sporty Like when I turn it on, it. 979 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,319 Speaker 3: Goes like it's cool. 980 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:03,160 Speaker 2: Kind of one of those and I do like zipping 981 00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,520 Speaker 2: around a lot, like I like going like weaving in 982 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,520 Speaker 2: and out, like not in a dangerous way, but I 983 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,560 Speaker 2: do kind of fancy myself, like there's a little bit 984 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,480 Speaker 2: of me that's like I could have been a Danika Patrick, 985 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,399 Speaker 2: like I could have been a race car driver as 986 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,279 Speaker 2: a part of me that like likes doing that so 987 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,400 Speaker 2: it feels cool. But then there's an electric car that's 988 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,600 Speaker 2: like the four fifty. 989 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,880 Speaker 1: Yeah that is oh it's I mean, these are a 990 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,799 Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollar cars. I'm gonna lease for sure. 991 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,440 Speaker 2: I'm not spending that much on a car, but the 992 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,919 Speaker 2: lease is insane as well. But you know, I don't 993 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,840 Speaker 2: have kids and I don't own a home. 994 00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,840 Speaker 1: So just let me fly. Look, let me fly everyone. 995 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,480 Speaker 3: No one would expect you to drive the car you have. Now, 996 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,600 Speaker 3: that's what's happening. And I've been doing You're going to 997 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,920 Speaker 3: get a car that people ears. Yeah, You're going to 998 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,920 Speaker 3: get a car that people are going to expect you 999 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,719 Speaker 3: to have. Yeah, But this is the Mercedes AMG because 1000 00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,320 Speaker 3: I'm looking at it now and I'm like, I wouldn't 1001 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:52,920 Speaker 3: be shocked. 1002 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,120 Speaker 1: But it's mad black and it's like mob. 1003 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,279 Speaker 2: And it can go so fast and has like you like, 1004 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,279 Speaker 2: do these settings on it that are like superpower? And 1005 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,440 Speaker 2: I'm so I picked it up today and I'm just 1006 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,120 Speaker 2: test driving it around today. So I'm going to tool 1007 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,800 Speaker 2: around town today. I'm going to pick up my nephew. 1008 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,040 Speaker 2: And my nephew got in my car two nights ago 1009 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,320 Speaker 2: and he was like, you need a new car? 1010 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:14,919 Speaker 3: Wow? 1011 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:15,720 Speaker 1: Is seven? 1012 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,439 Speaker 2: And he didn't even know I was looking for cars, 1013 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,000 Speaker 2: And I go, you're right, And so he's gonna lose 1014 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,839 Speaker 2: his mind when I pull up in this thing today. 1015 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,880 Speaker 1: I'm very excited. I'm taking my nephew on like a 1016 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:24,640 Speaker 1: solo line. 1017 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,240 Speaker 3: Are you gonna tell him that I took your advice 1018 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,360 Speaker 3: like it was his idea? 1019 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,759 Speaker 2: I really am I'm gonna be like, Arlow, you inspired 1020 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,440 Speaker 2: me because I thought, you know, you said I need 1021 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,920 Speaker 2: a new car, and do you like this one? And 1022 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,920 Speaker 2: then maybe I'll go to the dealership and be like, actually, 1023 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,719 Speaker 2: let's go test drive some other ones. I wonder if 1024 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,359 Speaker 2: they'd let a kid go in a test drive. 1025 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:41,960 Speaker 1: That could be cool. 1026 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,520 Speaker 3: Yes, of course they would. They're trying to see you 1027 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,720 Speaker 3: think they would car. Oh my gosh, let's you do anything. 1028 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,799 Speaker 2: Shout out to the guy helping me at Mercedes. He 1029 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,040 Speaker 2: walked up to me and Chris, I was dressed poor, 1030 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,920 Speaker 2: you know when I went to test drive cars yesterday, 1031 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,600 Speaker 2: Like I was just dressed like someone who doesn't have money, 1032 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,600 Speaker 2: because that's the way I dress. 1033 00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,520 Speaker 3: That's the address, and so I address. I dress like 1034 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,240 Speaker 3: someone who doesn't have money, and I don't have money. 1035 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, you dress like someone who doesn't might possibly not 1036 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:05,680 Speaker 1: have a home. 1037 00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:11,480 Speaker 3: And no, I was just like, really, who who's who 1038 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,880 Speaker 3: got to choose to dress himself today? 1039 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,760 Speaker 1: Who wandered away from his guardian? 1040 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:19,279 Speaker 3: Yeah? 1041 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, that's how I was dressed as well. 1042 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,080 Speaker 2: And I kind of like dressing that way when I'm 1043 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,600 Speaker 2: going to buy a high end item because I don't 1044 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,960 Speaker 2: want people just sucking up to me because they think 1045 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,560 Speaker 2: I'm gonna spend because I might not, you know, And 1046 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,799 Speaker 2: no one came up to us at this dealer. We 1047 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,680 Speaker 2: were walking around the dealership for probably five minutes before 1048 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,640 Speaker 2: someone ran out, and this kid runs up to us. 1049 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,719 Speaker 2: I'm gonna say kid because he's young, and shout out 1050 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,439 Speaker 2: to why am I forgetting his name? 1051 00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,359 Speaker 1: Kurt? Nope, that's not it, Kyle, that's not in either. 1052 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:52,319 Speaker 1: Forget your name. 1053 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,319 Speaker 2: But I do know his last name because it's a 1054 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:58,759 Speaker 2: famous department store here in town. But anyway, he I 1055 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,479 Speaker 2: do love you, and I can't believe if I forgot 1056 00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,279 Speaker 2: your name. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 1057 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,719 Speaker 3: Sounds like it starts the K. 1058 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:08,960 Speaker 1: Yeah it might not, though, but it definitely is car Kyle. No, 1059 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,200 Speaker 1: it's not that Eric. It could be something like that. 1060 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,920 Speaker 2: Anyway, love him, want to keep his anonymity even though 1061 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,520 Speaker 2: he doesn't care. No, he came up to us and 1062 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,120 Speaker 2: goes like he first said hello to Chris because I 1063 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,600 Speaker 2: think Chris was closer, not because he's sexist. And then 1064 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,759 Speaker 2: he looked at me and he goes, oh, oh my god, Nik, 1065 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,479 Speaker 2: and he like had to catch his breath. It was really, 1066 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,520 Speaker 2: really cute, and he was at my show at the 1067 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,400 Speaker 2: Fox in Saint Louis, so he was a fan before 1068 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,920 Speaker 2: the roast. I mean, I know there's a lot of 1069 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,399 Speaker 2: new people on board, but he was so excited and 1070 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,279 Speaker 2: then we just test drove around with him all day, 1071 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,719 Speaker 2: which I think was very fun for him. 1072 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:43,960 Speaker 1: I know it would be fun for me. 1073 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,240 Speaker 3: I got a story. Isn't that cool? 1074 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,200 Speaker 2: Him and his girlfriend came to see me at the 1075 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,360 Speaker 2: Fox yet, that was really fun to give him that story. 1076 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:55,160 Speaker 3: But then you, your whole life now is just providing 1077 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,440 Speaker 3: people's stories. Even just seeing you at a restaurant eating 1078 00:46:58,560 --> 00:46:59,880 Speaker 3: is a story for people. 1079 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,319 Speaker 2: It's that is a really fun thing because I know 1080 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,080 Speaker 2: what it's like when I spot someone recognizable, and it 1081 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:09,240 Speaker 2: is so exciting when you just see them out and about. 1082 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:13,200 Speaker 1: So that is really fun. That is fun. I didn't 1083 00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:13,600 Speaker 1: even think. 1084 00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:16,920 Speaker 2: About that really, like what what kind of gift I'm 1085 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,759 Speaker 2: giving the world? But I will say that I do 1086 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,279 Speaker 2: feel I need to take it up a little bit 1087 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,920 Speaker 2: in terms of my like the way I dress and 1088 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,839 Speaker 2: the way I hold my body, and like I just 1089 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,440 Speaker 2: want to look a little bit now, like people are 1090 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,320 Speaker 2: gonna start taking pictures and and be like can you 1091 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,160 Speaker 2: even when she was dressed like this, like it's gonna 1092 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,000 Speaker 2: be disappointing to people like I have. 1093 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,440 Speaker 3: You're probably more famous than the guy from Bosh right 1094 00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,440 Speaker 3: at this point. Yeah, I mean, and I saw the 1095 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,880 Speaker 3: guy from Boss on my plane and that was a 1096 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:48,520 Speaker 3: story for me. 1097 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:49,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. 1098 00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,279 Speaker 2: In fact, it was a it was an intrusive thought 1099 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,320 Speaker 2: that we got into. Yeah, it's a special episode that 1100 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,959 Speaker 2: we're doing after this final thoughts, f y I. 1101 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,200 Speaker 3: I wanted to I forgot to mention this last week, 1102 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,919 Speaker 3: but did you notice that you are now. 1103 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,080 Speaker 1: One point four baby, one point four? 1104 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:12,279 Speaker 2: Mandela's well, well, we were laughing last night about you 1105 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,640 Speaker 2: saying after the roast you go to to M to 1106 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,520 Speaker 2: M and Chris was like saying that that was like saying, 1107 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,960 Speaker 2: like someday you'll die. Like it's just like you're it's 1108 00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,680 Speaker 2: obvious that someday it will get to that. But I 1109 00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,799 Speaker 2: know what you meant, which is like it will be 1110 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,840 Speaker 2: sooner than you think. 1111 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:33,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you're the point four. That's four hundred 1112 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:37,520 Speaker 3: thousand people. It seems like it's not that many because 1113 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,480 Speaker 3: now you have it's a one point but four hundred 1114 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:45,280 Speaker 3: thousand is so many. If I just had the point four, 1115 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,400 Speaker 3: I would be over the move. My career would be 1116 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,560 Speaker 3: like changed. 1117 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,560 Speaker 1: No, it's a fifty percent. 1118 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,120 Speaker 2: Is a forty percent increase in my followers over the 1119 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,200 Speaker 2: past three weeks. 1120 00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:57,200 Speaker 1: It's it is wild. 1121 00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,680 Speaker 2: My special is number three on HBO move right now 1122 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:04,560 Speaker 2: on Max because Dune Dune something or other just got added, 1123 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,359 Speaker 2: so I can't compete with Dune. 1124 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,680 Speaker 1: I didn't even know my specimens a movie. So shall 1125 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,759 Speaker 1: oh my God, with those little nose things. 1126 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,239 Speaker 2: The other night, I swear to God, I woke Chris 1127 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,120 Speaker 2: up and then like he was nearly asleep, and I go, babe, 1128 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,000 Speaker 2: because it just occurred to me because I keep trying 1129 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,040 Speaker 2: to learn about football and also just boy things I 1130 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,920 Speaker 2: think I should know. I go, oh, he's also reading Dune. 1131 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,880 Speaker 2: Maybe that's what inspired it. So he's reading Dune and 1132 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:30,960 Speaker 2: I go, why have those nose things? And he was 1133 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,799 Speaker 2: like do you really want to know? And I was 1134 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,279 Speaker 2: like yeah, and he was like, well, do you have 1135 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,759 Speaker 2: any guesses? And I was like it, like so they 1136 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,560 Speaker 2: can like breathe and he's like, no, not really. I'm like, 1137 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,200 Speaker 2: so they can. It's like another sense that they have 1138 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,640 Speaker 2: that they can like pick up on alien activity. 1139 00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:48,719 Speaker 1: Or something. He's like, no, do you know why they 1140 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:49,560 Speaker 1: have the nose things. 1141 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,440 Speaker 3: I believe it's because their planet is covered in like 1142 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,759 Speaker 3: the spice and they need to protect themselves from getting high. 1143 00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,120 Speaker 2: They yeah, well, no, they have to stay cool. It's 1144 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,359 Speaker 2: cooling system. It actually like it makes a lot of sense. 1145 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,319 Speaker 2: It's not like that much. It's not supernatural. I thought 1146 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,239 Speaker 2: it was gonna be like it provides them with some superpower, 1147 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,040 Speaker 2: but it's just keeps them cool interesting so they don't 1148 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,560 Speaker 2: die of heat exhaustion. Yeah, which is why I need 1149 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,760 Speaker 2: one of those nose things for this fucking class I'm taking. 1150 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,400 Speaker 1: So I'm getting a new car, I'm getting a new wardrobe. 1151 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,319 Speaker 2: I'm gonna purge all of my I'm just I can't 1152 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,839 Speaker 2: wear like Dusty s T shirts anymore. I but I'm 1153 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:29,080 Speaker 2: scared because every time I dress, I know you probably 1154 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,240 Speaker 2: won't be able to speak to this because your wardrobe 1155 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,680 Speaker 2: is pretty much like set in Stone and you're probably 1156 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,920 Speaker 2: not like I need to. I need to upgrade my wardrobe. 1157 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,480 Speaker 2: But I don't know if any women approaching forty or 1158 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,560 Speaker 2: even in the range of any woman out there, what 1159 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,480 Speaker 2: the fuck are we supposed to dress like? 1160 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:44,600 Speaker 3: Like? 1161 00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,520 Speaker 1: I don't even know, like I don't I know. 1162 00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:49,600 Speaker 2: Noah felt that way for a minute, and I was 1163 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,359 Speaker 2: kind of like, I don't understand what you're saying. 1164 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,920 Speaker 1: I get it now. I don't know how I'm supposed 1165 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,920 Speaker 1: to dress. And to be honest with you, I don't want. 1166 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,919 Speaker 2: To dress super nice all the time because people expe 1167 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,520 Speaker 2: things of you when you dress really nice, and I 1168 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,440 Speaker 2: think when you dress like shit, people don't expect anything. 1169 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,319 Speaker 2: And I think that's why I like it. And I 1170 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,000 Speaker 2: can stain my clothes and I don't feel bad. I 1171 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,279 Speaker 2: don't have to dry clean, I don't have to like 1172 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,279 Speaker 2: if I take them off, I can just leave them 1173 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,320 Speaker 2: in a pile on the floor. 1174 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,799 Speaker 1: I don't need to feel like I have to fold it. 1175 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,279 Speaker 1: And I honestly I. 1176 00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:20,719 Speaker 2: Do this thing where I buy nice things and I 1177 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,400 Speaker 2: won't wear it because every time I even think to 1178 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,880 Speaker 2: wear it, I'm like, you don't deserve to wear that 1179 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,359 Speaker 2: today because you're not going to a nice enough thing, 1180 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,799 Speaker 2: and so it never gets worn, and then it will 1181 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,120 Speaker 2: be in my closet with a tag on it until 1182 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,000 Speaker 2: four seasons later when it is so out of style, 1183 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:39,880 Speaker 2: and then I just have to donate it. And I 1184 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,160 Speaker 2: wonder if other people go through the same thing as me. 1185 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,719 Speaker 2: Like right now I'm wearing an Abercrombie sweatshirt that is 1186 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,200 Speaker 2: had been through one wash, so it still looks okay. 1187 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,480 Speaker 1: But I gotta say most clothes. 1188 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:53,919 Speaker 2: Just depreciate immediately, like there's no more nice clothes left. 1189 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,920 Speaker 2: I know Quint's is nice because I do ads for them, 1190 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,000 Speaker 2: and their stuff is really nice and doesn't get shitty 1191 00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,840 Speaker 2: when it gets washed. But if girls have any rex on, 1192 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:06,200 Speaker 2: like just capsule clothing that's like just tried and true, 1193 00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:10,040 Speaker 2: like blacks that don't fade, whites that don't get grungy, 1194 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,600 Speaker 2: like just clothing that's well made and just classic and simple, 1195 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,880 Speaker 2: or some kind of influencer, I can follow and just 1196 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,360 Speaker 2: buy everything she fucking wears. 1197 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,000 Speaker 1: That's why I love Taylor Swift styled. 1198 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,640 Speaker 2: I buy everything that Taylor Swift wears because it's approved 1199 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,480 Speaker 2: by Taylor Swift. I need some other people putting out 1200 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,040 Speaker 2: what their wardrobes are. There used to be blogs you 1201 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:31,680 Speaker 2: could follow of girls that were influenced. Now you go 1202 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:35,000 Speaker 2: to Instagram influencers and everything they wear is an eight 1203 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:39,000 Speaker 2: hundred dollars boot. It's like there's nothing affordable anymore. Or there, 1204 00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,200 Speaker 2: or a company owns them and all they wear is abacronty. 1205 00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:43,279 Speaker 3: I can't trust you can. 1206 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,440 Speaker 2: And I go, well, you're only wearing Abercrombie, like you 1207 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,080 Speaker 2: need to mix it up, so you know that's even 1208 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,600 Speaker 2: begging you. Send me girls that have good fashion that 1209 00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:52,839 Speaker 2: actually post where they get them stuff from. 1210 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:53,800 Speaker 1: I will buy it blindly. 1211 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,759 Speaker 3: You can't trust the influencers because not only are they 1212 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,399 Speaker 3: owned by companies, but then half of them make their 1213 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,080 Speaker 3: own line of clothes, and then half the time are 1214 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:05,560 Speaker 3: promoting their own clothes, and it's like your clothes aren't 1215 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,160 Speaker 3: better than the other king clothes. 1216 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,040 Speaker 1: Do a line of clothes. 1217 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,759 Speaker 2: I want someone to make a line of clothes for 1218 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,319 Speaker 2: what I'm looking for, which is basics, simple things that 1219 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,839 Speaker 2: you can get grungy but still look nice. I would 1220 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,920 Speaker 2: do a line for like made well. I mean, not 1221 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,480 Speaker 2: that anyone's asking, but I think I should do that. 1222 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:24,359 Speaker 2: I'm seriously begging besties, even if okay, bestie's listening. If 1223 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,799 Speaker 2: you get advertised something that you're like Nikki would look 1224 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,520 Speaker 2: so cute in this, will you literally DM me it? 1225 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,920 Speaker 1: Because I need help so much. I don't know what 1226 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,279 Speaker 1: I like. 1227 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,960 Speaker 2: I don't know what to get and I can hire stylists, 1228 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,200 Speaker 2: and I do hire stylists for big things, but like 1229 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,680 Speaker 2: podcasting looks like just day to day stuff that I 1230 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,000 Speaker 2: can get photographed in by people who see me at 1231 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,839 Speaker 2: a restaurant and people don't get disappointed when they send 1232 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,520 Speaker 2: it to their group chat and they go, that can't 1233 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,200 Speaker 2: be her. Look at her shoes, or that can't be her. 1234 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:55,120 Speaker 2: Her pants are so sad. That would really be helpful 1235 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,319 Speaker 2: to me, I like need help. 1236 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, remember when we were outside of the sphere and 1237 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:02,560 Speaker 3: those people were like, you're not Nick Glazer and then remember, yeah, 1238 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,480 Speaker 3: that's not gonna happen. 1239 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:07,959 Speaker 2: Key Glazer would never be wearing a Zara crop top, 1240 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:08,600 Speaker 2: Yes I would. 1241 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,000 Speaker 1: I mean, has really could. 1242 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:14,840 Speaker 3: Get away with waiting in that line anymore? After the roast, I. 1243 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,400 Speaker 2: Can think I could still get away with it, but 1244 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,320 Speaker 2: it would just drum up some attention. 1245 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:19,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, I have it. 1246 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,320 Speaker 2: I was in Vegas last weekend actually and was able 1247 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:25,279 Speaker 2: to get around just fine. 1248 00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,560 Speaker 1: I just yeah, I was there with Spade and a 1249 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,400 Speaker 1: couple people thought I was David Spade, but that's it. 1250 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:30,320 Speaker 3: That's okay. 1251 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,239 Speaker 2: No, I I didn't, I did. It wasn't happening too much. 1252 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,520 Speaker 2: Last week, I think it's fading. I really do think. 1253 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,799 Speaker 2: It was like crazy when my face was everywhere that week, 1254 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,160 Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my gosh, this is my 1255 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:41,640 Speaker 2: new life. 1256 00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,600 Speaker 1: And it's not that it's not that way all the time. 1257 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,640 Speaker 2: It's it's just settled somewhere in between what it used 1258 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:47,960 Speaker 2: to be and what it was a couple. 1259 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:48,480 Speaker 1: Of weeks ago. 1260 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,640 Speaker 2: Play and that's perfect one point four. But I will 1261 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,560 Speaker 2: say to shout out to the besties, Oh no, I 1262 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,360 Speaker 2: wanted to keep growing. Oh my god, it's so exciting 1263 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,279 Speaker 2: when it grows. Shout out to besties who literally I 1264 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:00,960 Speaker 2: don't even have to look at what the number is. 1265 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,840 Speaker 2: I find out from besties who obviously heard the episode. 1266 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,759 Speaker 2: We were talking about that, and they will write me 1267 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,640 Speaker 2: one point four like they update me when it happens, 1268 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,200 Speaker 2: So say, keep doing that. 1269 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,000 Speaker 1: That's really fun. 1270 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:17,520 Speaker 2: So shows coming up Salt Lake City this Friday, June seventh, 1271 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,960 Speaker 2: June eighth, I'm in Boulder for two shows at the 1272 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:20,600 Speaker 2: Boulder Theater. 1273 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:21,840 Speaker 1: Come see me there. 1274 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,160 Speaker 2: We also have dates honestly the rest of my freaking life. 1275 00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,600 Speaker 2: You guys all new material. You can watch my special 1276 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,160 Speaker 2: before you come see the show. Those shows Salt Lake 1277 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,080 Speaker 2: City will be the first show I will do as 1278 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:38,680 Speaker 2: a forty year old woman. That's very exciting. Cleveland, Indianapolis, 1279 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,160 Speaker 2: Wildhorse Casino, and Chandler Arizona that was just announced June 1280 00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:47,800 Speaker 2: twenty eighth. And then oh and then July. We're getting 1281 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:53,960 Speaker 2: into other shows. I mean we got North Carolina, Hyannis, 1282 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,040 Speaker 2: Cape Cod added to I have two shows in Cape 1283 00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:01,400 Speaker 2: Cod that'll be so fun on and yeah, there's just 1284 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,520 Speaker 2: tons and tons of shows coming up. Nicki Glazer dot 1285 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,360 Speaker 2: com for all the details. Follow me on Instagram, you know, 1286 00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:08,160 Speaker 2: let's get that number up and listen to us on 1287 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,000 Speaker 2: intrusive thoughts. 1288 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:11,399 Speaker 1: Follow Brian Frangie f R A n G E. 1289 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,839 Speaker 3: And by the time this comes out, this will be 1290 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,160 Speaker 3: this is next week's episode. 1291 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,480 Speaker 1: So either one point. 1292 00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,200 Speaker 3: Five tomorrow you're gonna be doing an episode with Rachel 1293 00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:23,399 Speaker 3: Finestein and you won't be there. I won't be there, 1294 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,239 Speaker 3: but uh, and then it's your birthday. I won't see 1295 00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:27,600 Speaker 3: you until after your Birthday's a happy birthday. Thank you. 1296 00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:29,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not forty yet, I think yeah when this airs, 1297 00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:30,520 Speaker 2: I won't be forty either. 1298 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,279 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. It's gonna be so fun. 1299 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:33,920 Speaker 3: I'm on your trip I'm. 1300 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,759 Speaker 1: So excited to be forty. It's like I don't care 1301 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:37,279 Speaker 1: at all. 1302 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,480 Speaker 2: I'm literally so happy because I think forty is just 1303 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,239 Speaker 2: like a woman who knows who she is. 1304 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,040 Speaker 1: She doesn't take no for an answer. 1305 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:48,480 Speaker 2: She drives a Matt Black amg CE forty three Mercedes 1306 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:53,479 Speaker 2: around town, and she she can dress like shit because 1307 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:56,359 Speaker 2: she's driving a Mercedes. Actually, so this is I can 1308 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:59,880 Speaker 2: just however I want. Yeah, that's what I feel like. 1309 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:00,960 Speaker 2: That is forty for me. 1310 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,239 Speaker 3: Forty Yeah, literally you can. 1311 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,440 Speaker 2: I'm in I'm still in my thirty nine insecure phase. 1312 00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,319 Speaker 2: I'm kind of like just ringing this towel for all 1313 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,520 Speaker 2: I can get of the insecurity of like I know 1314 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,440 Speaker 2: when I get old, but then forty is gonna hit, 1315 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,200 Speaker 2: and I swear I'm gonna be different. I'm gonna be 1316 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,840 Speaker 2: so much cooler and I'm just gonna freaking own it. 1317 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,920 Speaker 2: I can't wait for forty one. I'm already like getting 1318 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,680 Speaker 2: let's get to that. Let's get to four point one. Yeah, 1319 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,600 Speaker 2: talk about one point four needs it. I'm ready to 1320 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,680 Speaker 2: get into the forties. I think you just get cooler 1321 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:31,600 Speaker 2: and smarter and uh and better. 1322 00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:34,360 Speaker 1: So join me in this journey. We'll see you next week. 1323 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,560 Speaker 2: Rachel Finestein will be on the show tomorrow, excited to 1324 00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,440 Speaker 2: talk to her about her special. Go watch her special 1325 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,040 Speaker 2: Big Guy tonight, just to get like acquainted with her. 1326 00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,320 Speaker 1: And it's so freaking good. Have you watched it yet, Brian. 1327 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,680 Speaker 3: No, I only saw her tonight' show appearance. 1328 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, Netflix, Big Guy so funny. 1329 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,920 Speaker 2: But before you watch that, definitely watch my special on 1330 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,760 Speaker 2: HBO Max. But then watch them both because you can 1331 00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,440 Speaker 2: do that. You can watch two female comics. It's wild, 1332 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,680 Speaker 2: but you can do it. I know anyone listened to 1333 00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,360 Speaker 2: the podcast. I'm being sarcastic. 1334 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,200 Speaker 1: I know you has like a female comics, all right. 1335 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:06,840 Speaker 1: I love you guys. 1336 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:12,640 Speaker 2: See you for intrusive thoughts, don't be cut and Baye