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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey. Welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and I know you've been asking what do we

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Speaker 2: want for the holidays?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so many people. It's crazy how many I've

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Speaker 1: seen asking. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you the only thing we want is

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Speaker 2: for you to subscribe to this podcast.

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Speaker 1: That's it. That is honestly the greatest gift.

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Speaker 2: And if you're just feeling really generous, make sure you

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Speaker 2: also subscribe to our YouTube page.

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Speaker 1: Yes, follow us on instead on TikTok.

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Speaker 2: I say it now, you're getting ready, it's at Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey. Thank you so much for being here. We

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Speaker 2: got a full hour for you, but we're starting with comments.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Max and Mill said Hello from Norway. Love to

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Speaker 1: listen to you when I'm in school. You make the

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Speaker 1: day for a fourteen year old a bit easier.

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Speaker 2: God, it's hard being a fourteen year old. We've all

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Speaker 2: been there, but we survived and you will too.

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 4: We've made it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you made it.

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Speaker 6: We made it.

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Speaker 2: So hey, enjoy the next full hour. It's Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: This show is no stranger to bizarre gift giving. It's

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Speaker 7: broken Jeffrey in the morning, hose didn't you get some

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Speaker 7: weird candy canes from our producer a few years ago.

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Speaker 8: I think I got a mac and cheese flavored one

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Speaker 8: and a full flavored one, which is my favorite soup.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Well, we'll see if that's on the list, because today

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Speaker 7: we're gonna do the weirdest candy cane flavors to try

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Speaker 7: this year ranked.

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Speaker 1: They're so strange out there right now.

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Speaker 6: I do hope I make it on this list.

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Speaker 7: Let's go over the list strangest candy cane flavors you

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Speaker 7: can pop in that snack hole during the holidays. And

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Speaker 7: there's a few new ones that made it this year.

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Speaker 7: Number seven ketchup flavored candy canes.

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Speaker 1: That's hard for me because I don't like ketchup anywhere.

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Speaker 6: Hold on, what if you put it in between a

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's well, sprinkled it over your French fries

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Speaker 7: or something like that, be good. Number six sour cream

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Speaker 7: and onions candy canes.

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Speaker 6: Why candy cane?

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Speaker 1: Why is that one? Why could I get behind that one?

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Speaker 2: It's like, well, it's just like in the chip, you

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Speaker 6: Chips are great. The cane form grosses me out.

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Speaker 7: Number five hamdy canes ham flavors.

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Speaker 1: I'd be okay with this if it was just bacon

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Speaker 1: in the shape.

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Speaker 7: Candy Number four is Brook's favorite peppermint pickle.

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Speaker 6: I would mess with this.

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Speaker 8: Sounds so good, salty and like, I don't know anything.

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Speaker 7: Number three hot dog flavored candy canes came out with

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Speaker 8: But again put the ketchup one and the hot dog

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Speaker 8: one in a bond and front.

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Speaker 1: Away maybe with the chips one to god, you know.

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Speaker 7: We have a stat it just has like five candy

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Speaker 6: Candy cane whopper tomato candy game.

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Speaker 7: Number two is mac and cheese that was a few

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Speaker 7: years before the though. And number one weirdest candy cane

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Speaker 7: flavor you can try this holiday season is possome flavored

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Speaker 7: candy flying Here's a picture of it. How do you know?

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Speaker 1: It obviously tastes like chicken, yeah, you know, and pink

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Speaker 7: It's a good way to like trick people into eating them. Actually,

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Speaker 7: true story. They get a four point three rating on Amazon,

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Speaker 7: which is pretty high for vermin flavored sweets, so let's

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Speaker 7: give them some credit. They're actually I'm gonna get on

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Speaker 7: the vermin are just like rodents that you run over.

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Speaker 6: Animal believe to be harmful to crops? Is a vermin?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 6: Or causing problems for society?

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Speaker 6: I'm vermin?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let's move on.

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Speaker 7: We got to get into the chocolic question of the day.

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Speaker 7: We're gonna send it over to Digital Jake for some delicious,

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Speaker 7: tasty candy flavored trivia.

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Speaker 5: Today is the birthday of famed nineteen twenties baseball player

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Speaker 5: we've all definitely heard of before, Roy Dizzy Carlisle.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you all know him.

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Speaker 8: No Dizzy next to like another athlete.

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Speaker 5: He's a real person and in fact, back in nineteen

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Speaker 5: over the fence, which would make it the longest home

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Speaker 5: run ever measured. Yeah and that was before steroids. Yeah wow,

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Speaker 5: Well people did eat spinach and think it made you

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Speaker 5: strong like popeyeoids. So today we're gonna celebrate Roy and

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Speaker 5: his legendary home run by doing a special who did it?

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Speaker 5: Longest edition of twenty of twenty. I have a list

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Speaker 5: of possible Guinness records for longest things ever achieved. Some

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Speaker 5: of them are real records, actually recorded in the Guinness Book.

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Speaker 5: Some of them are totally made up. But you know,

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Speaker 5: So let's begin with the woman with the second longest

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Speaker 5: record of t traffic violations in a calendar year. That's

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Speaker 5: seven and eighty four. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it, Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Longest continuous chant. A group in Texas chanted for world

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Speaker 5: peace for twenty four hours and ten minutes. Is that

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Speaker 5: a real world record or did we make it up?

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Speaker 1: You know, you'd hope that it would go on that

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Speaker 1: long's peace?

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Speaker 5: Peace, peace, peace or world peace. I guess switch it

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Speaker 1: Six hours good point. I'm gonna say it's true.

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Speaker 5: Jake Alexis said, that's a real Guinness World record. That

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Speaker 5: is ye, is a real record. Twenty four hours and

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Speaker 1: Pe no disruptive, actually peace.

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Speaker 5: We're over to Brook. Your possible record is the longest

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Speaker 5: time spent writing a text without sending it. Thirty six

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Speaker 5: year old Share in turn Bowl of Wichita, Kansas, filmed

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Speaker 5: herself editing a message for three days before finally deleting it.

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Speaker 5: Is that real or did we make it up?

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Speaker 1: Three days? Is the record I could easily outdo? Are

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Speaker 5: Brooks said, that's not a real record. That is a

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Speaker 5: mad record. Yeah, we're two for two so far.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be like ten years.

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Speaker 5: Jose, it's your turn, Okay, your possible record the longest

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Speaker 5: year old Benjamin Parsons from Norman, Oklahoma, was videotaped by

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Speaker 5: his parents doing a three minute and forty two second

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Speaker 5: Is that real or did we make it up? I

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna say. I hope you have a clip. No

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Speaker 6: matter what, I'm gonna say, it's true. Play the clip, Jake.

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Speaker 5: Jose said, that's true. It is. It's a made up record.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Jose.

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Speaker 7: If anybody holds the record for talking the longest without breathing,

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Speaker 7: it would be Jose.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all the.

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Speaker 8: Record for longest laugh and applause break at a comedy show.

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Speaker 6: They're still applauding me from like a year ago.

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Speaker 7: Obviously.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're over to Jeffrey. Now we're talking about possible

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Speaker 5: longest world records, real or fake. And your record is

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Speaker 5: the longest video game marathon. In twenty fifteen, Carrie Swedeki

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Speaker 5: of California played Just Dance for one hundred and thirty

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Speaker 5: the longest video game marathon ever. Is it real or

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Speaker 5: did we make that up?

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Speaker 7: You're trying to break it down into how many days

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Speaker 7: or weeks would that be?

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Speaker 6: It's like seven days?

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Speaker 1: Was she allowed to sleep?

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Speaker 5: I don't think I know. The game is called Just Dance,

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Speaker 5: Like that's pretty self explanatory rules.

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Speaker 7: I don't think that sounds very long, honestly. For a week, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: with Mountain Dew code red, No, you could go four

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Speaker 7: weeks easy. I'm gonna say that this is not real.

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Speaker 5: Jeff said, the longest video game marathon record is not real?

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Speaker 5: That is the real record?

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Speaker 7: Oh no, we could beat that, Hotel, let's get on

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Speaker 7: your stream and beat it.

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Speaker 6: We can beat it. We just sleep.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I'm down the track.

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Speaker 5: We're down to sudden death. Alexis.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: Get this right and you win. Alexis, your record is

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Speaker 5: longest time balancing on one foot. A woman in Perth,

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Speaker 5: Australia balanced on one foot for an astounding seventy six

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Speaker 6: Kids are ruining it and they're built different.

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Speaker 5: True, Alexis said, that's a true record.

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Speaker 5: True record, and that means Alexis has one Today's edition

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Speaker 5: of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 7: So Alexis gets to choose who gets shot. They're going

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Speaker 7: to be singing jingle bell rock. Who's it going to be, Alexis,

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Speaker 7: Let's go, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: You know, I feel like you're on a streak and

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Speaker 2: getting shocked the most, so we could set a record here.

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Speaker 7: Can't even be mad at it? Okay, try for greatness, Jeff,

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Speaker 7: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Yeah, jingle bell

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Speaker 7: swing and jingle bells. That is your shot collar question

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Speaker 7: of the day. We got your phone tab coming up

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Speaker 7: in just a few.

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Speaker 3: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a mystery on our hands.

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Speaker 7: There's a husband who's kept a big secret from his

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Speaker 7: wife for months without her knowing, and he's doing it

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Speaker 7: all inside of his own house. What now, I'll tell

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Speaker 7: you he's not cheating or anything like that.

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Speaker 1: Exactly where everyone's mind went.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's something. If Brooke found out her husband,

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Speaker 7: Michael was doing this, she'd move him from the basement

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Speaker 7: to the doghouse outside, which one's better, not even very

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Speaker 7: dog house. The neighbors.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say, we don't have one of those.

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Speaker 7: Yes, you're gonna hear the secret he's been hiding from her,

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Speaker 7: right under her own nose in a brand new mass

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Speaker 7: speaker coming up right now.

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Speaker 11: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 9: Mouse speaker.

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Speaker 7: We got a text to seventy five nine two that

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Speaker 7: says I used chat GPT to write my wife's Valentine

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Speaker 7: card for me. She cried and said it was the

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Speaker 7: nicest thing I've ever written, I feel like such a fraud.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, I think that she still probably would enjoy

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Speaker 2: it even if you would have written something yourself.

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Speaker 5: That's the thing.

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Speaker 7: Most wives don't really want to hear anything their husbands

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Speaker 7: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 9: Big guys, Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: It was a fake name. Can we still call you Bob?

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Speaker 9: Sure?

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Speaker 7: All right, you're now Bob and your voice changer is on.

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Speaker 7: You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready. Let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 9: All right. So you know again, you mentioned that is

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Speaker 1: Mention you at all talking about a different listener.

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Speaker 7: No, I said he wanted to confess about his wife.

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Speaker 1: Oh you did say that.

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Speaker 7: Oh I'm sorry again. Women don't really want to hear

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Speaker 1: It was a deep voice talking. Sometimes I don't register him.

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Speaker 9: I mean it goes along night, say mining where She

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Speaker 7: What do you mean?

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Speaker 9: So we've been married only seven years. Yeah, we have

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Speaker 2: But all right, the small stuff that every couples argue about.

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Speaker 9: But I mean this one wasn't even really an argument.

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Speaker 9: No, not even different bedrooms, just in my own bed,

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Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, so you were like thinking about two different

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Speaker 9: Even fine, you know how they used to do in

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you could even do like a bunk bed situation

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Speaker 9: So for at least two years, I've been trying to

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Speaker 7: How do you do that?

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Speaker 6: You don't, Yeah, you don't have to start it.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't sound good.

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Speaker 6: No, it sounds like a bride.

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, i'd be upset.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, from the female side. So what did you do?

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Speaker 7: And you do that all the time, just constantly pass

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was sleeping on the couch better than sleeping

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Speaker 9: She's a heater man, Oh my god.

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Speaker 7: I mean, if it works for you, but it makes sense.

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Speaker 6: I used to sleep on my couch all the time.

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Speaker 6: It's so comfy.

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Speaker 9: Yeah. Yeah. And then she just kept waking me up

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Speaker 9: and by honey, honey, I'm going to bed now, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: Oh no, dang it.

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Speaker 9: Yeah. And then I was talking with my buddies at

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Speaker 1: that Jen? I didn't know her name.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, okay, I made a fake name for her too,

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Speaker 9: But anyway, I told her I was like Carson Daily

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Speaker 9: great relationship. That actually helped out their relationship because they're

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Speaker 7: Was that true?

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Speaker 6: I believed it. Cardinal seems like a separate bed sleeper.

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Speaker 1: You're making up celebrities.

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Speaker 2: She likes it, and you're claiming they sleep in separate bedrooms.

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Speaker 7: Did that help her? Did she like that?

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Speaker 9: No? She refused to do it. And it was at

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Speaker 9: that well. She was like, great, glad that you're taking

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Speaker 9: so I just came back. I was like, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: You have to get a machine if you have that.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, right, that is correct. And I pretty much bought

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Speaker 2: Purpose, So you say that you have to sleep in

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Speaker 9: This thing sounds like Darth Vader with a megaphone. So

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Speaker 9: She got set up with it, and I'm finally sleeping

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Speaker 2: So wait, does that mean you have to sleep to

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Speaker 9: It has a whisper most oh her to that? No,

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Speaker 9: I didn't want to show all my cards.

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Speaker 1: Okay, just doesn't feel very good to me.

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Speaker 6: Still, if any guys out there don't want to sleep

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sad. I just want to make sure, like

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Speaker 7: you and your wife, Robert, you guys are still like

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean we're fine. Okay, there's nothing going wrong

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Speaker 2: Has it improved or decreased the private time?

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Speaker 1: If you know what I mean, it's the same.

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Speaker 6: Okay, you just kiss from the forehead and leave.

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Speaker 7: You really want to be kinky, just put it on

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Speaker 7: the whole day text in seventy five nine two. If

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Speaker 7: you have a confession you've been holding on to, will

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Speaker 7: hydro identity mask your voice and make you the next

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Speaker 7: mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after.

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Speaker 3: This Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Oh man, we're on to the number two phone tap

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Speaker 7: of the year.

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Speaker 12: In odown of the top.

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Speaker 7: Ten phone taps of Christmas is crazy.

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Speaker 1: What is it, jeff I'm about to tell you it's

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Speaker 7: Okay, come down, because in this one, we call a

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Speaker 7: woman who just moved into a fancy new building with

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Speaker 7: which means it's the perfect opportunity for us to call

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Speaker 7: and let her know she's getting a two for one

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Speaker 7: deal because the Italian duo Lolbido and Veno, they're going

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Speaker 7: to be watching over her place from now on. In

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Speaker 7: these guys my favorite of the cone to they're only

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Speaker 7: your number two phone of Christmas. It's happening right now.

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Speaker 8: It's Brook and Jeffreys ten phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 7: Number Hello, A is this misclant?

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Speaker 4: Depends? Who's this good day to.

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Speaker 5: You, ma'am.

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Speaker 7: I'm the new doorman here are condominiums. The name's Vito.

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Speaker 5: How you doing?

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Speaker 4: Oh, how are you hey?

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Speaker 7: This is a pretty fancy place here, nice digs, huh.

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Speaker 8: I don't normally work in classy joints like this, but

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Speaker 8: I appreciate the opportunity.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty nice.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Anyways, I got hired yesterday with him my cousin Vino.

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Speaker 2: It's me.

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Speaker 1: I'm a venom.

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Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, yeah, me and a Veto. We've been getting

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Speaker 8: the lay of the land, you know, thinking packages, doing

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Speaker 8: the security surveillance and whatnot.

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Speaker 6: You'll be watching everybody.

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Speaker 8: That's a right, Veno, We've been watching everybody.

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Speaker 7: We're the best security you can get. We's a twofo,

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Speaker 7: that's all right, that's right. Who comes after one?

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Speaker 4: I think?

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Speaker 9: You know?

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Speaker 4: Is there a reason you're calling?

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Speaker 8: Oh right, yeah, So we was going over the tape

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Speaker 8: from last night and a fella came in names Jack.

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Speaker 3: I don't like it.

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Speaker 8: Okay, hold on, a Vino. I even got to it yet. Okay, Hey,

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Speaker 8: you cannot say that.

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Speaker 7: To the people. All right, we're trying to talking to

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Speaker 7: the people, all right, Be quiet.

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Speaker 5: Listen.

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Speaker 8: What Veno's trying to say is something ain't right with

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Speaker 8: that guy, right, he got a weird ways about him

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Speaker 8: in like what ways, you know, like a ways like

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Speaker 8: so like you and him.

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Speaker 7: Are you and him an item? Like you do it?

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Speaker 7: Doing stuff?

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Speaker 6: Are they doing the thing's a moment?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 7: Like. To be honest, it's really none of your business.

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Speaker 12: You guys just were here.

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Speaker 4: It's not really your place to tell me what you

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Speaker 4: think of who I'm seeing.

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Speaker 9: But he's a nice guy and you don't have to

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Speaker 7: Look what, all due respect, we'll be the judge of

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Speaker 7: ad Me and a vino. Got a plan?

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Speaker 2: Please? No? Please?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we're going No please?

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Speaker 4: What's your plan?

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Speaker 8: Oh you like us to tell us our plan, wouldn't

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Speaker 8: You don't get a load of her.

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Speaker 7: You're not gonna trigger us.

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Speaker 9: No, whatever you guys are thinking or planning, don't do it.

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Speaker 8: Oh so you're saying, if he comes over for the

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Speaker 8: next couple of days, don't follow him up the elevator.

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Speaker 7: Absolutely not give him a little how's your father?

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Speaker 3: What does he do?

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Speaker 4: No, you guys are just dorman. You don't want people

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Speaker 4: into the elevator.

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Speaker 8: She called us dorman.

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Speaker 5: That's true.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I guess that is the job description. Okay, you

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Speaker 8: are accurate. At some point, I've been accurate.

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Speaker 9: Man. Okay, so please just leave him alone.

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Speaker 7: Yeah you hear that.

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Speaker 8: Veno, No blanket partties. Okay, I know we got them

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Speaker 8: already and everything. That would have been a fun time

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Speaker 8: alasagna parties. But in the elevator though, that's not gonna

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Speaker 8: work in the elevator.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So are we done?

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Speaker 4: Because I'm headed to work.

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Speaker 7: I just appreciate if you let us do our jobs.

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Speaker 8: Okay, the mean streets of Palermo's got the meeting streets cobblestone. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: he he only knows a couple of words. She's had

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Speaker 8: a Geni and Palermo. Oh, he knows a lot of pastas.

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Speaker 4: You guys more like a comedy troops than dormant.

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Speaker 7: Oh you know, you know, she thinks we're a couple

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Speaker 6: He's some of the type of radio host. And you're

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Speaker 6: on like some cop show name but Brook and Jeffery in.

451
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Speaker 7: The Morning or something, break fund.

452
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:59,600
Speaker 8: What this is actually Juisey from the radio show Brook

453
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,440
Speaker 8: and Jeffer in the Morning.

454
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,520
Speaker 7: And this is a phone tap.

455
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank god. I thought I was gonna

456
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 2: have to do with these guys every day.

457
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,600
Speaker 7: No, your friend Julia set this all up.

458
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,159
Speaker 8: She said, you two talked on the phone the other

459
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,040
Speaker 8: night and you mentioned you just moved to your new

460
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:15,879
Speaker 8: luxury condo and you have a doorman.

461
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 7: Ooh ew sounds like a real classy place.

462
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,880
Speaker 8: Lady, Are you thinking me and my cousin can sleep

463
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,160
Speaker 8: on your couch a couple of nights?

464
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,399
Speaker 4: Deficitly not?

465
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 7: Oh, I guess Jack's sleeping the well, he's.

466
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,280
Speaker 4: Not sleeping on the couch, not me.

467
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,400
Speaker 6: Oh, we're definitely not letting him in the next time.

468
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,480
Speaker 3: That was your number two phone tap of twenty twenty five,

469
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 3: frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

470
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,400
Speaker 7: Normally at this time we'll do second date updates, closure calls,

471
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,959
Speaker 7: textual healings. It's a fun time, but today we're doing

472
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 7: none of those. Oh oh. Instead, there's a big support

473
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 7: waiting for someone in this room. They have no idea

474
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:10,919
Speaker 7: it's coming this show, and you know it's big because

475
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 7: we're actually putting it right in the middle of our show,

476
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 7: slotting it in at the end after one of Brook's

477
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 7: potato endorsements. You're gonna find out who gets the big surprise. Spoilers,

478
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 7: it's coming up right after this Welcome Back to Brooke

479
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 7: breaks you up. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

480
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 1: Joeybody wanted this back.

481
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 7: Everybody wants are It's one of the highest rated segments

482
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,919
Speaker 7: we've done all year, and we did it once. How

483
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 7: are we not going to do a sequel for it?

484
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 2: It's like I've been dumped and dumped people so many

485
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 2: times in my life.

486
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 7: Do I have to keep doing That's what makes you

487
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 7: an expert.

488
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 1: That's what I got married so I didn't have to

489
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 1: do it anymore.

490
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,360
Speaker 7: This time, we're switching it up because it's Brooke breaks

491
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Speaker 7: you Up Holiday a day Ship. For our listeners who

492
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 7: may not be familiar with the segment, breaking up with

493
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 7: someone's not an easy thing to do, especially during Christmas.

494
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:16,400
Speaker 7: It's awkward, it's messy, but sometimes it is absolutely necessary.

495
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 7: So why do it yourself when you can have Brooke

496
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 7: do it for years of casual promiscuity have made her

497
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 7: an expert on telling people, yeah, it's not really working out,

498
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,400
Speaker 7: you got what you wanted and now you should probably

499
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 7: move on and get yourself tested.

500
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 2: It's an important conversation, So I don't waste your time,

501
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 2: don't waste your pretty Brook.

502
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 7: This is a little bit of a surprise to you,

503
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 7: but we did get an email from a listener. I

504
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,199
Speaker 7: printed it out and I want you to be the

505
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 7: one who reads it. Okay, Okay, this is a listener

506
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 7: of ours who needs your help.

507
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll read the letter, jeff.

508
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 7: Okay, that's the spirit book. What does it say?

509
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 1: Says Hi Brook and Jeffrey. My name is Risha.

510
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 2: I heard a segment you did called Brooke breaks you up,

511
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 2: and I really need your help to ditch.

512
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: My boyfriend Shane before Christmas. I mean, you don't want

513
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 1: to waste your money on a gift?

514
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, background, my family officially does not like him.

515
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: Oh, well, this is gonna be easier. That's easy. It helps.

516
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, he came over last year and had way too

517
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 2: much eggnog, insulted.

518
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: My parents Christmas tree. Oh called it dollar store.

519
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 2: She ended up cooling with it and then fell on

520
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 2: top of it.

521
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 7: It sounds like one of your exes, Brook.

522
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 2: This is not the first time he's done dumb stuff.

523
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 2: Dumb stuff is capitalized in this letter. He's a good guy,

524
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 2: but it's time for him to finally grow up and

525
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 2: for me to move on to somebody else. I tend

526
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,120
Speaker 2: to shy away from tough conversations that's why I really

527
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 2: need you to do the dirty work and break up

528
00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 2: with him for me.

529
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 6: So the reason is he's dumb and does dumb stuff

530
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 6: that's not I.

531
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: Mean her entire family that.

532
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 2: You're gonna say, Brooke, the letter ends you're the best

533
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 2: brook Brook.

534
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 7: There is a woman in need during the holidays. You're

535
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 7: not gonna be a scrooge and throw her out into

536
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 7: the snow, are you.

537
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: The problem with dumb boys is they don't get it.

538
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,360
Speaker 1: That is the issue. It's better than a nice, innocent guy.

539
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 7: Well, we don't have a lot of time. We do

540
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 7: have her boyfriend, Shane already on the line right now.

541
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 7: He is he's not heard any of this, so we

542
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 7: got to get right to the call. Let's punch up Shane,

543
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 7: and we have to do it Brook And we're gonna

544
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 7: let you do your things. We told him that it

545
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 7: was a radio station contest thing. We had to get

546
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 7: in all time for him to dance. So here we go,

547
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 7: let's do it. Let's punch him up it Shaney there, Hello, hey, Shane,

548
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 7: you're on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

549
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 12: Oh my god, Oh my god, Am I actually on air?

550
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 9: This is crazy?

551
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,239
Speaker 7: And one member of the show has been dying to

552
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 7: talk to you.

553
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Shane, Shane, it's Brooke.

554
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I listened to your podcast all the time.

555
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 9: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's so embarrassing. But

556
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 9: you are my favorite person on the show too.

557
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: That's interesting, Shane.

558
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 12: I got listen. I got all my friends listening to you, guys.

559
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 12: I got my girlfriend listening to you guys.

560
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: You know, Shane, that's why we're calling.

561
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 2: I don't mean to interrupt you, but we're calling because

562
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 2: your girlfriend contacted us.

563
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 9: Wait a minute, is this trivia? Am I? I bet

564
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 9: I could beat you at trivia.

565
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 7: Bro't you up? We're not doing the trivia game with

566
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 7: Brook right now. This is something else.

567
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: Oh this is a little word serious. You could turn

568
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: it into trivia a time.

569
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 7: God, just ge't do it real quick, Shane.

570
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 2: I don't know how to tell you this, but you

571
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 2: see him like such a nice guy.

572
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 1: You see him, She's.

573
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 2: Like, you have great energy, and I love to hear

574
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 2: that you have such a good friend group.

575
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 1: That is going to be crucial right now.

576
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, what's happening.

577
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the thing Shane Reicha wrote us, and we

578
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 2: do this terrible segment. It's called Brooke breaks you up,

579
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 2: and I'm Brooke and that's what I'm calling to do

580
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 2: because wait, wrote in and she said she didn't know

581
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 2: how to tell you because she didn't want to hurt you.

582
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: Obviously, this is.

583
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 2: Going to hurt you. There's no way around that. But

584
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 2: it's just your guys' relationship is run its course.

585
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 9: Wait a second, is a phone tap?

586
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 7: What did I say? I mean he knows the show.

587
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 7: You can't blame him for that.

588
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 1: Listen, Shane.

589
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 2: She told us all about the Christmas tree and you

590
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,120
Speaker 2: getting too drunk at Christmas last year. And I mean,

591
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest, like her family not a huge fan.

592
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 9: Wait, this isn't a joke.

593
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 1: No, it's not a joke, buddy. I'm sorry.

594
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 9: So you're really doing this Brook, You're breaking up with

595
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 9: me for her.

596
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 2: I think that she just thought it would be easier

597
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 2: for you if it came from somebody you trusted and loved.

598
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 9: You don't love me, but I don't mean that.

599
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: Like I love love you. I mean like like you're

600
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: a fan of the show.

601
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 7: Is this isn't going well, Shane.

602
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: Breakups never go well, Jeff. It always ends bad.

603
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 2: It sucks for one person, and unfortunately that person is Shane.

604
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 2: And listen, Shane, you live it up through the holidays,

605
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 2: you drink as much eggnog as you want, and you

606
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 2: go ahead and talk about their stupid family dollar store

607
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 2: chek tree that they have.

608
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: You don't want to be part of that family anyway.

609
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 9: Okay, Well that great idea. Brook. You know what I'll do.

610
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 12: I'll do a drinking game where I take a shot

611
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 12: every time you call me buddy.

612
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know you.

613
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 7: Because alienated not one, but two of our listeners. Well

614
00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 7: doing one a favor? Wow, brou Shane, why too? You

615
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 7: just crept on Risha and her whole family.

616
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 2: I say, Risha understands, like, if you're gonna get over

617
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 2: a breakup, yeah, there's anger.

618
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 7: Let's stop trying to justify our past behavior. Shane. I

619
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 7: am sorry that Brooke did this to you during the

620
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 7: holiday season. And I know this is probably weird to ask,

621
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 7: but hopefully Brook's still your favorite on the show that

622
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 7: don't have that.

623
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: I hope she did answer that shame.

624
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 12: If she was, it was only because the other two

625
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 12: were so low on the totem pole that she still

626
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 12: somehow maintains a lead.

627
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Alexis, Yeah, I feel that energy. I'm sorry, man,

628
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 7: try and have a good holidays. We do feel really bad.

629
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 7: We got to hang up though.

630
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just gonna hang up, like, just tell him

631
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: something nice.

632
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 7: Okay, you can move in with Brook and her family

633
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 7: for the holidays, Shane.

634
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: You're gonna be fine. Okay, you don't need Risha. He

635
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: can give you a key chain, maybe.

636
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 7: Radio station swag. We will send some of your way,

637
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 7: but whatever, screw you, guys. Okay, I was mostly directed

638
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 7: towards Brook. I feel like that was definitely a tough one.

639
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 6: Well deserved.

640
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: But are they ever going to be good?

641
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 7: That's kind of your job to make it good.

642
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen.

643
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 6: Break up with them too, thank you.

644
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah a thousand.

645
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 7: There was tough, but it is the holiday season. So

646
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 7: Brooke breaks you up for the holidays, and Brook also

647
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 7: gets you back together. That's why I have a surprise

648
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 7: for her coming up next. Two people are on the line.

649
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 7: One wants to get back together with the other Brook.

650
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.

651
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 7: Either it's happening. Brook is gonna get you back together

652
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 7: for the holidays. Coming up right after this. It's Brook

653
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 7: and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you were just

654
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 7: listening a couple of minutes ago, you heard Brooke breaks

655
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 7: you up before Christmas and you're not gonna believe this, Brook.

656
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 7: But people on the text board weren't one hundred percent

657
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 7: thrilled Shot.

658
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: Guess what, people who aren't happy, I'm not either.

659
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 7: It's not very nice to yell back at the people

660
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 7: who aren't happy. They're just giving us feedback on the show.

661
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 7: One person even said, I need to tell my therapist

662
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 7: about what Brooke just did because that traumatized me forever.

663
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 7: And that's from your son, Adler. But it's good that

664
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 7: he already has a therapist, so.

665
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: Well we started me on.

666
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 7: You know, the thing is, we may have a chance

667
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 7: for redemption for you, Brook, because now you have the

668
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 7: opportunity to bring two x's back together for the holidays.

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00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 7: You do not want to go over to today, and that's.

670
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 2: Not because the thing is is, if I failed this,

671
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 2: then I'm an even bigger jerky. Wait, we have two

672
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 2: xes that already want to get back together, or we

673
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 2: have one X who wants to get back together.

674
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 7: One guy wants you to help.

675
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: Him get back together, guys.

676
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 7: And Jay is hoping that you can work some magic today.

677
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 7: He emailed the show looking for Brooks help. Let's punch

678
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 7: him up. Hey, Jay, welcome to Brooke. Gets you back

679
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 7: together for the holidays?

680
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 9: How you doing?

681
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: We don't have a lot of time here.

682
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 2: I need a quick I mean, honestly, I need a

683
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 2: quick rundown of Give me three highlights of the relationship

684
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 2: and why it ended.

685
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 9: Wow.

686
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 7: Wait, wait, wait, Let's start with her name, so Brooke

687
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 7: can write it down and not forget it like she

688
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 7: did with the one that.

689
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: Would be important that I would really blow it if

690
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: I called her.

691
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 7: What's your ex's name?

692
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 4: Jenna?

693
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 9: Jen?

694
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: Jenna?

695
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 7: Okay, write it down? Okay. How long were you and

696
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 7: Jenna together?

697
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 10: Three years?

698
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: Okay? In those three years? What did you love about

699
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: Jenna and your relationship?

700
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 10: I love that she was a book reader, so she

701
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 10: was very knowledgeable.

702
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 7: Okay, she could read.

703
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: So what did you love about your relationship together?

704
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 7: She had a lot to talk about interesting, Patty, Cathy

705
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 7: ahead interesting, and then she was supportive, honestly did everything

706
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 7: for him.

707
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: Okay, sweet, this is also sweet. Actually, I want you

708
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: guys to be back together. Why did it end?

709
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:01,719
Speaker 7: This is what I want to know.

710
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 10: Listen, I got really into watching European soccer, and since

711
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 10: they play in Europe, I'd be going to bars like

712
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 10: at like five in the morning to watch a match

713
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 10: to drink, and it just wasn't healthy.

714
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 7: She wasn't coming with you to the bars at five

715
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 7: am to support you.

716
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: Intel was full though for those games.

717
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 2: I'm having a hard time believing that she dumped you

718
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 2: because you liked European soccer too much.

719
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 9: I didn't.

720
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 10: I guess I didn't pay enough attention to her, and

721
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 10: so she broke up with me eight months ago.

722
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: Oh listen to that maturity though, in the realization.

723
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 7: What's changed in the last eight months from then until now?

724
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 9: Well, you know, I.

725
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 10: Got back into the gym. I'm even doing a book

726
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 10: club because I know she loves books.

727
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is so cute. Does this have to

728
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: do with the soccer season ending or ale? We don't

729
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: need those retails.

730
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Speaker 10: Honestly, I'm not a huge reader. But it's me showing

731
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 10: her that I want to talk to her more about

732
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 10: stuff and I want to do things that she likes.

733
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: Okay, and better yourself. I love this.

734
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, I even changed my name.

735
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 9: It used to be Kenny.

736
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 7: But yeah, name are you?

737
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: Are you named Kenneth?

738
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 7: Now his name is j Remember.

739
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 10: His name is j you know, but listened, but it

740
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 10: changes to Ja like Gatsby.

741
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 9: You know, that's one of her favorite books.

742
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: The Great Gatsby.

743
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 10: And he changed his name to Jay in the book

744
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 10: as well, to create a new, like a better identity

745
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 10: for himself.

746
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 9: And that's what I want to do, you know, for loves.

747
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, did she learn?

748
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 10: And she doesn't know that I changed my name.

749
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: Yet, So Kenny is important here, Brooks.

750
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 6: You're going to be the one to tell her for

751
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 6: the first time change his name for her.

752
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 9: Yeah, please a lot? Yeah wow, if you can't be.

753
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 10: Convinced to give me another chance, especially for the holidays,

754
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 10: because it's been three years since I spent one single

755
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 10: and not having her.

756
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 1: Because he broke up a months ago. So this is

757
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: your first holiday by yourself.

758
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 7: Okay, got it. So we're running out of time. We

759
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 7: do already have Jenna on the phone right now. Okay,

760
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 7: she's been waiting to talk to us. She just doesn't

761
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 7: know why she's on the phone yet. She has not

762
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 7: been hearing any of this, So we're gonna punch her

763
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 7: up and let you talk to her.

764
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm ready.

765
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 7: All right, Jay, we're gonna patch you down and we're

766
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 7: gonna punch up Jenna. Here we go, Brooke, go ahead

767
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 7: talk to her.

768
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: Hi, Jenna, it's Brooke from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

769
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 7: Hi, how are you so good?

770
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. I think we have fantastic news

771
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: for you.

772
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 7: Oh okay, great, that's a big promise.

773
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 2: Okay, I do think that because like, okay, so we've

774
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: heard your single.

775
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: Is that true? Yes, that is true? Okay.

776
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 2: And the person we heard that from is someone who

777
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 2: definitely does not want you to be.

778
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: Single, someone who is very interested in you.

779
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 2: Okay, And I know we have never met before, but

780
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 2: they said that you're super smart, you're really interesting, you

781
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 2: have so much to talk about and add to a relationship.

782
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 1: They just can't stop thinking of you.

783
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,399
Speaker 7: Not in a creepy way, no, in.

784
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 2: A positive way, in like the cutest way ever, because

785
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 2: you actually know this person.

786
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 4: Is this one of my coworkers, because oh my gosh,

787
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about too really cute one.

788
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 2: No better better than your coworker, because it's someone that

789
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 2: you have loved in your life.

790
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 1: Oh wow, And they.

791
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 2: Realized that maybe in your relationship that you had with

792
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 2: them before, they didn't pay enough attention to you, and

793
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 2: they're really regretful of that.

794
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 9: Wait, is this Kenny, Well, technically.

795
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 1: It used to be Kenny.

796
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 7: Kenny's dead.

797
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: Listen, Listen, Kenny has a chance his personal.

798
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm literally saying that, because he is doing everything

799
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 2: in his power to show you and himself that he

800
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 2: is a new, improved person. Even he's gone so far

801
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 2: as to change his name. So Kenny Kenny is now Jay.

802
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: And j is awesome.

803
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 4: I am so confused.

804
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 3: Why would he do that.

805
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: He's a thoughtful guy.

806
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 2: I mean, he's gone so far as to not only

807
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 2: did he start a book club, but he remembered that

808
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 2: your favorite book, or one of your favorite books, was

809
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,439
Speaker 2: The Great Gatsby. So that's why he chose the name Jay,

810
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 2: because that is a character who transforms in that book.

811
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 4: What is happening? Are you serious?

812
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: Yes, he likes you. He just wants to try it

813
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:35,919
Speaker 1: one more time.

814
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 7: Can you say that, higher, pitch Brook?

815
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: No, Kenny can though, J Jay tell her.

816
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, I want you back.

817
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: Oh a little more romantic than that.

818
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 10: Yeah, honey, honey, this is you know. I can't do

819
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 10: another Christmas without you.

820
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 9: I can't.

821
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 10: You know edge of my life and you know I've

822
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 10: made all these changes and I'll do anything for you.

823
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 7: He totally didn't read that out of a book, by

824
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 7: the way, that was from.

825
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 6: Romantic.

826
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 4: I don't even know what to say right now.

827
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 5: Listen.

828
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 7: I know this is probably really overwhelming, Jenna. We kind

829
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 7: of blindsided you with this with your ex boyfriend.

830
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 1: But I wantn't answer, Jess.

831
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 7: Well, that's what I'm getting to is the name of

832
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 7: this segment is Brooke gets you back together for Christmas.

833
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 7: So we're hoping that you are going to be open

834
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 7: to getting back with your new and improved ex Jay.

835
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 7: What do you think, Jenna? Are you willing to give

836
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 7: your ex another shot?

837
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, he sounds like he's making really good choices,

838
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 4: and that was the reason we broke up was that

839
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 4: he wasn't so the love never died.

840
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 2: They say a lot of it is timing, So maybe

841
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 2: this is the time, dude, he's ready, He's ready, I mean.

842
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,439
Speaker 4: I think I am.

843
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 9: I'm willing to try.

844
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 7: Well, congratulations, it sounds.

845
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 1: Like you two is so cute.

846
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 7: You're gonna at least meet and see how it feels.

847
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 7: And if it works out, then one hundred percent of

848
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,720
Speaker 7: the credit goes to Brook.

849
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jeffrey.

850
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, Jeffill refused and never call you back, so we

851
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 6: never know.

852
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 7: Oh my god, how does that sound?

853
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 4: It sounds great?

854
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

855
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 2: You two are so cute that I guarantee there's thousands

856
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 2: of listeners texting their X right now, which is not

857
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 2: always a good idea.

858
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 7: I'm just hey, would you mind call me by my

859
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 7: new name?

860
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 9: Like I just I would love to hear it?

861
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 4: Day?

862
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 10: Okay, I love that.

863
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 7: Okay, we better hang up with on the phone before

864
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 7: you have more vowels.

865
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey.

866
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 7: In the morning, another city asked the internet to name

867
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 7: something for them and you maybe got an all time

868
00:39:55,719 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 7: cringe result. Plus what's going on with the airlines getting

869
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 7: stuck on the tarmac for over an hour? And one

870
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 7: guy stands up and does what a lot of people

871
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,720
Speaker 7: recorded it and it went viral. So we're gonna play

872
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 7: you all the audio in a brand new TikTok click shot.

873
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 7: It's coming out right now. Did you hear Sanna just

874
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 7: got a new reindeer?

875
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 9: What?

876
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 7: No Dasher is out for being on the juice and

877
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,280
Speaker 7: he's getting replaced by a younger, more athletic buck named

878
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 7: TikTok Clickshot. It's TikTok click shots. It's live streaming from

879
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 7: the stock where we serve up the biggest TikTok videos

880
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 7: from the past week. We're gonna get right to your

881
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 7: first TikTok click shot. Out of Redmond, Washington, even though

882
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 7: it's the home of Microsoft, the local government has been

883
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 7: criticized for being behind the times and not using social

884
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 7: media enough to get their messages out.

885
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 2: Oh ohk, so like they want the city council to

886
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 2: just tell people what's.

887
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 7: Going on, communicate. Yeah, they're not being criticized now because,

888
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 7: similar to stories we did six to seven years ago,

889
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 7: Redmond just got five new snowplows and asked the internet

890
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 7: to help name them.

891
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 2: Wait, they're just doing that now, just now, Okay.

892
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 7: The results are in. Let's listen to the mayor.

893
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 11: You're the official five names you chose for Redman's new

894
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 11: snowplow fleet, coming in at number five. Betty White out

895
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 11: in fourth place, the Big Laplowski number three, snow be Gone,

896
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:43,280
Speaker 11: Kenobi second place, stoop Dog, and your top pick control

897
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 11: Salt Deleteho.

898
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Speaker 1: Aren't these the same names? We've heard six years ago.

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Speaker 6: I don't remember. I have a short term memory for me.

900
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 7: I'm excited you're onto something there, Brooke. I bet you

901
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 7: loved that entirely. A lot of comments, though, said hey,

902
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 7: pretty corny. One person commented, hey, eastern Washington already has

903
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 7: a Betty white out and a big Laplowski. Stopped copying us. Yeah,

904
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 7: they also got more heat because the nearby city of

905
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Speaker 7: Linnwood has a snowby wan Kenobi in addition to a

906
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 7: Plowe mcplow face and a clear Apatha.

907
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 1: Was actually the best.

908
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 7: That's a solid one. Redman still behind the times. Get

909
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 7: ready for more unorginal snowplow names coming in the very

910
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 7: near future. That was a TikTok click shot. Here next

911
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 7: TikTok click shot is from a Delta pilot who's going

912
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 7: viral right now. He uses the handle perch point and

913
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 7: his last post just got over two million views.

914
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 2: I love these like insider airline folliots.

915
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 7: In this one, he's explaining the real reason why you

916
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Speaker 7: shouldn't use your cell phone while on an airplane.

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00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 13: It is the airplane mode button on your phone is

918
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 13: not a conspiracy. So if you forget to put your

919
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 13: phone on airplane mode. No, it's not in the world

920
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 13: that the plane will not fall out of the sky

921
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Speaker 13: and it won't even mess with the systems on board. However,

922
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Speaker 13: it does have the potential to mess with the headsets.

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Speaker 13: If you have an aircraft with seventy eighty one hundred

924
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 13: and fifty people on board, and even three or four

925
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 13: people's phones start to try to make a connection to

926
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Speaker 13: a radio tower for an incoming phone call, it sends

927
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Speaker 13: out radio waves. There's the potential that those radio waves

928
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 13: can interfere with the radio waves of the headset that

929
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 13: the pilots are using. It's definitely pretty annoying when you're

930
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Speaker 13: trying to copy down instructions. So if you're ever curious

931
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 13: why you got put on airplane mode, that's why.

932
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 5: Wow.

933
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 2: So that's why I say no phone calls on air

934
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 2: I have a friend who's a pilot and told me

935
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Speaker 2: it doesn't do anything.

936
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Speaker 1: So either find a bad pilot or.

937
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Speaker 2: Don't cell phones use cellular waves not radio waves.

938
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Speaker 1: Aren't they different.

939
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 7: I see the skepticism in your face, prod, and you

940
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 7: would be in agreement with a lot of the top comments,

941
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 7: which are he's a liar.

942
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said it doesn't do anything. He flies planes.

943
00:43:58,920 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: I don't know.

944
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 7: One person said, if it truly presented any actual risk,

945
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Speaker 7: the airlines would be confiscating phones from passengers before boarding.

946
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Speaker 7: So this is a load of bs, dude.

947
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Speaker 2: I do remember the very first time I saw a

948
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Speaker 2: friend turn off the airplane mode and use his phone.

949
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 2: I literally thought that the plane was going to crash.

950
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 5: What do you do it?

951
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm put it down.

952
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 8: I knew it didn't do anything because I've forgotten so

953
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 8: many times, but I'm like, oh, no, we would have

954
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 8: all been dead by now.

955
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Speaker 7: One person did agree with him, saying, I work in

956
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Speaker 7: a theater and have to wear a headset for the production,

957
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 7: and I'm dealing with phone signals crossing all the time

958
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 7: coming through. Yeah, I definitely wouldn't want to mess with

959
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 7: that while flying a huge airplane.

960
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry, who's making phone calls? Everybody's just text messaging.

961
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 7: No, we're like, actually, all of the airplane rules you

962
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 7: can pretty much disregard, like smoking one, the smoking one, whatever,

963
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 7: the TSA rules. You can carry whatever you want on

964
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 7: a plane. Now, it's all bs. That was a TikTok

965
00:44:55,960 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 7: click shot, and your final TikTok click shot is also

966
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 7: from the world of air travel. A flight in Atlanta

967
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,479
Speaker 7: was stuck on the tarmac delayed for over an hour

968
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 7: when one of the passengers thought, I know what's needed here,

969
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 7: a little holiday cheer. So he crawled up into the

970
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 7: bins and pretended to be a mischievous elf on the shelves.

971
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 2: Are you joking, I'm just kidding.

972
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 7: He did this instead. The guy's name is Wayne Howey,

973
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 7: who served in the US Army for twenty years. In

974
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 7: their band Oh he performed and traveled the world during

975
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,879
Speaker 7: the Vietnam War in order to help boost him arale

976
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 7: with the troops. And that's exactly like an expert on it.

977
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 5: Pretty much, that's.

978
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 7: What they needed during their long delay. So for some

979
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 7: of you who may think this would be absolutely horrible

980
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 7: to have to suffer through during a plane delay, that

981
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,879
Speaker 7: I'm in that group. I will tell you. He even

982
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 7: played Baby Shark for the kids on repeat.

983
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 6: On repeat. I don't know about that. Let's do it once.

984
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 7: After three hours of saxophone playing, the pilot finally announced

985
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 7: that they were taxiing back to the jetway to deboard

986
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 7: the planet.

987
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 2: Three hours of a solo saxophone.

988
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 7: I'm just kidding that didn't happen. They took off shortly after.

989
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 9: That, though.

990
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 7: All the way, a lot of people took a social

991
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 7: media to thank Wayne for the impromptu holiday jam, and

992
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 7: one person said, you just renewed my faith in humanity.

993
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 2: All it took was a saxophone to save the world.

994
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 7: Stories for the.

995
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,760
Speaker 3: Day, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

996
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 7: This time next week, I'll be on a beach in Hawaii, sure,

997
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 7: sipping my ties, soaking up that sun.

998
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: You hear the song in, have a pin for me, please.

999
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 7: The last thing I want to do is rub it

1000
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 7: in to all of our listeners.

1001
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 2: It it feels like the first thing you wanted to do.

1002
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 7: No, let's just pretend this conversation never happened. I'm going

1003
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 7: to stop talking about it and just let the song

1004
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 7: play so we can all imagine being there, even though

1005
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 7: most of you won't be. Just me on a big

1006
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 7: boat in the middle of the ocean while you're all

1007
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 7: at home sitting on a cold cat hiding from the rain.

1008
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 6: And celebrities tend to get away for Christmas.

1009
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: Is happy for you? Jeff Again, You're making it really hard.

1010
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 7: Not rubbing it in. I'm just saying happy holidays. Everybody

1011
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 7: is there?

1012
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: Even a listener on the phone to play.

1013
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 7: Right now, listener, our player Dana is on the phone. Dana,

1014
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 7: where in not Hawaii? Are you going to be celebrating

1015
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 7: the holidays this year?

1016
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 2: So rude, I'd love to be in Hawaii, but I'll

1017
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 2: be in Tacoma.

1018
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1019
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: You can have a pina Colada and Tacoma.

1020
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what I mean, Dana. It's your first

1021
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 7: time playing. How you feel and you ready for this?

1022
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 9: I'm ready?

1023
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 7: All right? Brook has left the studio. You've got thirty

1024
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 7: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1025
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 7: don't know when, you could say past. But you have

1026
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 7: to beat her outright if you want to win. Here

1027
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 7: we go. Your time starts now. James Cameron's Avatar debut

1028
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 7: on this day in two thousand and nine? What's the

1029
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 7: name of the foreign planet from that movie? And sodium

1030
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 7: chloride is better known as what? In tennis, what's the

1031
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 7: term used when a player's score is zero points? In

1032
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 7: twenty seven BC, Augustus Caesar became the first emperor of

1033
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 7: what European city? What superhero is known as the Man

1034
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 7: of steel Man? What eighteenth century composer was famously deaf.

1035
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 7: Oh she got that answering. Well done, Dana, didn't seem

1036
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 7: like it was your first time whatsoever. That was great.

1037
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 7: But we have been asking all of our listeners for

1038
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 7: their holiday traditions, and apparently Dana's family does cocoa cookies

1039
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 7: and movie nights with her nine and twelve year old.

1040
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 1: That's so fun. What movie did you watch last?

1041
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:43,760
Speaker 9: We watched them alone.

1042
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 6: Ah, so good.

1043
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:51,280
Speaker 2: Have you seen the pictures of the actual house going viral? Yes?

1044
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 9: What?

1045
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 2: It's so sad because they renovated it and took out

1046
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 2: every piece that made it beautiful.

1047
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,919
Speaker 1: It's just white, white, white white.

1048
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 8: The outside is like the only thing in tax Yeah,

1049
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 8: my god.

1050
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 7: Family improving their home.

1051
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 2: It's there's no character left, there's no richness. It's so sad.

1052
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 6: The paint buckets hanging from the ceiling too.

1053
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're kidding me.

1054
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 2: But the New Order promises to bring it back to

1055
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 2: its nineties glory.

1056
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 7: Okay, was there a question in there?

1057
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 1: It was a conversation.

1058
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 2: Jeff I was wondered if she had seen it, But

1059
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 2: then you guys interrupted her.

1060
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: You know how it works.

1061
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, all right, Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready?

1062
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 3: Yes?

1063
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 7: Your time starts now. James Cameron's Avatar debut on this

1064
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 7: day in two thousand and nine. What's the name of

1065
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 7: the foreign planet from that movie?

1066
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 1: Blue Planet?

1067
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 7: Sodium chloride is better known as what fault? In tennis?

1068
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 7: What's the term used when a player's score is zero points?

1069
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: Love?

1070
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 7: In twenty seven BC, Augustus Caesar became the first emperor

1071
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 7: of what European city?

1072
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: Rome?

1073
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 7: What superhero is known as the Man of Steel?

1074
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: Hey, Superman?

1075
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 7: What eighteenth Center composer was famously deaf?

1076
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: Was that Mozart?

1077
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 7: Oh? Brooke was kind of aroused at the idea of

1078
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:10,760
Speaker 7: a famously deaf composer.

1079
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: He's older, you can't hear.

1080
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 7: Let's go to the scoreboard to see a boll did

1081
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 7: with jose It's terrible.

1082
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 6: She has beautiful eyes and such a good life. Dana,

1083
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 6: you got five correct today? What that was really good?

1084
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: That is a Christmas miracle?

1085
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 2: Data?

1086
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 7: That was amazing?

1087
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 6: Well, Brook, Oh my.

1088
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 1: Christmas miracle data?

1089
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 3: Wow?

1090
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 1: Yay, Dana, I'm scrooge now.

1091
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 7: Marathon, Dana, how does it feel your first time on

1092
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 7: the show? You take down Brook?

1093
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 10: So happy?

1094
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 9: But I'm so sorry, Brooke.

1095
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 6: You're sorry sorry.

1096
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 1: Live up that glory data.

1097
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 7: Let's go for the answers for everybody. James Cameron's Avatar

1098
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 7: debut on this day. In two thousand and nine, The

1099
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:04,399
Speaker 7: four more in Planet was Pandora Questions. Sodium chloride's better

1100
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 7: known as salt. In tennis, a players score is zero.

1101
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 7: They call that love in tennis.

1102
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't love it if I was a player.

1103
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:15,240
Speaker 7: Though Augustus Caesar in twenty seven BC became the first

1104
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 7: Emperor of Rome ruled it till fourteen. A d Man

1105
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 7: of steel is superman, and Ludwig von Beethoven was the

1106
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 7: famously deaf eighteenth century composer. So, Dana, Congratulations, Beat Brooks.

1107
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 7: You get one hundred dollars plus just for playing. We're

1108
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 7: giving you a twenty five dollars Disney gift card, valid

1109
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 7: at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in the

1110
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 7: Disney Store.

1111
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: Hey Disney, thank you so much.

1112
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 7: Come back and play again soon. We're inna do Windbrooks Bucks,

1113
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 7: same time tomorrow