WEBVTT - Weds Post Show (03-02-22)

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby Bones. Leave that in there. All that, Hey, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening. Was Amy was like, dang, look at all

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<v Speaker 1>the people requesting for me to endorse. Not what I

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<v Speaker 1>said that, Hey, it's there. That is not what I

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<v Speaker 1>said at all? What did you said? Dang? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>dang Steve. I don't call Scuba Steve Steve never either

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<v Speaker 1>it's always Scuba or Scuba Steve. Yeah, I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 1>email and Emmy goes, dang Steve and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>who is Steve? And she got all these voice requests

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<v Speaker 1>for what had happened was that I guess there was

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<v Speaker 1>some that were sent yesterday that I didn't get to,

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<v Speaker 1>so then it doubled up with ones that are sent

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<v Speaker 1>to today. So then it seems like more it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that it's anything, and some are national. It's like, was great, like,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know what's going to happen. I can

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<v Speaker 1>either say yes or no, or even if I do

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<v Speaker 1>say yes, the client might not be like never run,

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<v Speaker 1>So there's nothing guaranteed. Well, just let me say this.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say this about your situation. Hey, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it is nice to be back. Let me explain a

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<v Speaker 1>little situation that happened to me. Um So, I go

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<v Speaker 1>to Las Vegas. Well, we went to Palm Springs, which

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned, which I've never been to Palm Springs before.

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<v Speaker 1>It just sounds fancy and pretty fancy. I think a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of old people lived there. It seemed like an

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<v Speaker 1>older town. Yeah, like a retirement town. A lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there's a lot of money over there, but

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<v Speaker 1>everything was old. And we also didn't we went for

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<v Speaker 1>a softball tournament, so it wasn't like our vacation. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we went for um So, we go to Palm Springs

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<v Speaker 1>because there is a massive softball tournament over there, and

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<v Speaker 1>we watch Utah play. Brother in law coaches for Utah,

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<v Speaker 1>we watch Oklahoma play. His mom, who were obviously close to,

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<v Speaker 1>is the head coach at the University of Oklahoma, who

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<v Speaker 1>is like, according to some the greatest softball coach of

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<v Speaker 1>all time. Even now, I think she's the greatest current

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<v Speaker 1>coach of all time. I think she's won four or

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<v Speaker 1>five national championship's crazy so and I didn't I know

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<v Speaker 1>her as that now, But when I met her, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know a whole lot about softball. So it would

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<v Speaker 1>be like meeting Nick saban as, Hey, this is her

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<v Speaker 1>dad Nick. And then after you meet him, you spend

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<v Speaker 1>time you realize, oh crap, that's Nick. Say oh this

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<v Speaker 1>is what uncle Nick's done. That's what it feels like

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<v Speaker 1>with Patty Gasso. I was talking to her. She was like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you you know? Are you falling softball? Now? I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yes, actually I am a little more. Meaning

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<v Speaker 1>I'll follow Oklahoma because I know her and their number

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<v Speaker 1>one and they dominate, and then I follow Arkansas a

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<v Speaker 1>bit too, and so because we're I believe in the

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<v Speaker 1>top ten as well, so we do that. But we

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<v Speaker 1>had partnered that trip with I was doing the keynote

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<v Speaker 1>for a Remax convention where they bring in like ten

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<v Speaker 1>thousand people. Massive. I don't think I understood the scale

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<v Speaker 1>of it until I got there. I do different speeches

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<v Speaker 1>or I'll do stand up, or I'll do mute, whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is for different groups. And I did the Veterinarians

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<v Speaker 1>Association of America in Orlando a couple of months ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and there were like two thousand people there and it

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<v Speaker 1>is a pretty good full theater. There were seven minimum

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<v Speaker 1>here and it was the It was the same room

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<v Speaker 1>that we had iHeart Radio Music Festival in the MGM arena.

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<v Speaker 1>The arena, it was an arena, and so they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I went for a rehearsal because Eddie and

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<v Speaker 1>I did a little mini raging it to get said

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<v Speaker 1>inside of my hour. And we got there and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, this is not a conference room. This

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<v Speaker 1>is And so my performance was right after the show

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday, like eleven am. So I go, which, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, eleven am there is actually one o'clock here,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's way after the show. And so I go

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm doing my I go out first. I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>some little jokes, you know, like five ten minutes of jokes,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I host a couple of things that I

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<v Speaker 1>do an hour at the end. And so we do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We pull it off. Wrote a little song about realtors

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<v Speaker 1>like ten minutes before he went on, played it pretty

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<v Speaker 1>brave of us. But it killed, I'll be honest with it. Work.

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<v Speaker 1>It killed. Like we're sitting there in the room writing

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<v Speaker 1>a little song real quick, and then we're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>leave a couple hours after that and fly home. And

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<v Speaker 1>so it turns out something wrong with the plane is broken,

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<v Speaker 1>can't fly home? Okay. The next available flight was basically

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<v Speaker 1>eight pm. It was a southwest flight from Las Vegas

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<v Speaker 1>to Nashville, a four hour flight, two hour time difference

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<v Speaker 1>drive home. I just wouldn't have been home until three

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock in the morning and then to get up at five.

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<v Speaker 1>So we said we will stay in next we're trapped.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of not being able to the show, I'll do

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<v Speaker 1>We'll just stay the extra night and do the show

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<v Speaker 1>from Las Vegas the next day, which is what we did,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we flew home. But people were like, just

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<v Speaker 1>fly home. Well, there was a flight, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>so late and I did not feel like I could

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<v Speaker 1>do the show for the next couple of days without

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<v Speaker 1>being exhausted, so we stayed. I'm so dry. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, because palm Strings and Vegas are both the desert. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>If there was a music fest inside of my nose,

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be called booger Fest twenty twenty two because it's

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<v Speaker 1>so I mean, it was just non stop, gambled a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Caitlin's not a big gambler at all, so

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<v Speaker 1>we played a little bit of crabs. Um did you

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<v Speaker 1>get up Javiers. We didn't go to True Food Kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>which is where we go every time here. It really

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a vacation. It was just like a work trip

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<v Speaker 1>and we got stuck for an extra day. But the

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<v Speaker 1>Vegas studios are nice. They moved him to Old Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's on Fremont Stree. But the studios are

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<v Speaker 1>really nice. So worked from their outposted that on my

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram and then I checked to see how much an

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<v Speaker 1>uber would cost. You may have seen that on my

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram story. And so it was sixteen thousand dollars to

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<v Speaker 1>get an uber from studio home to come all the way.

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<v Speaker 1>And I wonder if it's still up on my on

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<v Speaker 1>my story sixteen thousand something. But they would do it all.

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<v Speaker 1>You had to do a double click and they were

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<v Speaker 1>going to send a car. I mean, that's a paid day.

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<v Speaker 1>I would do that as a driver. It's up right now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's up for two more hours. Look if we wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to uber home sixteen thousand, eight hundred and seventy eight dollars. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>And then it says double click to pay, but I

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<v Speaker 1>clicked once it did the screenshot and can's like if

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<v Speaker 1>you'd clicked that She's like, you're you're awfully risky there

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<v Speaker 1>to click that once? Yeah, what's the cancelings me on that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh can you imagine five minutes? So Um, but back today,

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<v Speaker 1>very thankful to be back home. Everybody remax was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Um was able to We had a little prompter issue

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<v Speaker 1>where I would be I wrote a lot of new

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<v Speaker 1>material for this, and for some reason, the prompter would

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<v Speaker 1>flit before I was done with the joke m and

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't see the punchline. So the first time that happened,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh crap, something must have happened. It

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<v Speaker 1>happened again, and I was like, well, I gotta look

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<v Speaker 1>at the prompt re memorize the whole joke as I'm

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<v Speaker 1>standing up here again. So so, but the first two

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<v Speaker 1>times it happened, did you were you able to get

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<v Speaker 1>to the punchline. I think I kind of remembered when

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<v Speaker 1>I was riding where my head went, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it was as good as good. And so the

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<v Speaker 1>third time it happened, I just abort admission, had some

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<v Speaker 1>jokes that I had saved up. Anyway, went way ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and went right and went to Eddie and I quicker

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<v Speaker 1>did some raging idiot stuff. Um, but it was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a cluster and then it wasn't exactly how I

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<v Speaker 1>had it planned. Hang, but it went okay, decent on

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<v Speaker 1>my feed M did a little motivational talk and then

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<v Speaker 1>we were out of there. But it was good. It

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<v Speaker 1>was good. Probably probably gonna go sell some houses now

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, I think if I can remember, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote the lyrics are our selling down? Let me see.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on right, We're ten minutes from going on. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got my guitar and I'm just going ching ching, ching,

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<v Speaker 1>ching ching ching. What inspired doing this last minute? We

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<v Speaker 1>were just trying to find something. There were seven thousand

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<v Speaker 1>realtors out there, and I and I had some jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you hear my realtors joke probably like oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a bigger I well, I knew it was a

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<v Speaker 1>big deal. I thought they were significantly overpaying me, if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being honest. And I was like, wow, they're paying

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<v Speaker 1>because it was a nice chunk. They're paying me this

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<v Speaker 1>to keynote this, and okay, wow, it seems like the

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<v Speaker 1>economic times must be working out for them pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I get there and I see I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>the two performers were me and Zach Brown on two

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<v Speaker 1>different days, and I just thought they were But then

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<v Speaker 1>I got there and I was like, well, this is

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<v Speaker 1>pretty massive. And I spent a lot of time getting

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<v Speaker 1>my act together. But then I was like, I need

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<v Speaker 1>to feed them some some specific stuff. Okay, do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear some jokes for these Yeah? Okay, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I've used the same ultor here in town.

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<v Speaker 1>I've moved a punch. I did a punch card joke

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<v Speaker 1>that they thought was pretty funny. I don't remembered exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, if you guys had punch cards for

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<v Speaker 1>houses like it, I don't remember it, Like no, no, no, Like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah that's what it is. Yeah that's funny. I didn't. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a pretty good response to that one. They

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<v Speaker 1>also had these badges that like, the more longer you've

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<v Speaker 1>been in you were like the big lanyard on your neck,

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<v Speaker 1>lanyard whatever's called, and you get like different things like

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<v Speaker 1>when you graduate college you get more you know, more

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<v Speaker 1>ribbons or whatever badges, ranks, and so they all had

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<v Speaker 1>it on and I knew they all to be like,

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<v Speaker 1>why more in a lanyard? This thing is huge and

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<v Speaker 1>that compared it to like the sandwich bar they got

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<v Speaker 1>who was a sandwich board on the biggest trip, Like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you want prete girls or whatever it is, come to

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<v Speaker 1>your room. What you know? See those guys, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know they're on the street. Yeah, I guess. Okay, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give you some other jokes here. My favorite was the

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<v Speaker 1>way the web m do one well? And Mike, do

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<v Speaker 1>you help me write these two? Let's see, I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to be a real estate agent at one point in

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<v Speaker 1>my life. I always dreamed to have a profession that

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<v Speaker 1>you can put your face on a giant billboard and

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<v Speaker 1>not be labeled as a narcissist. And then you got

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<v Speaker 1>a good laugh out of that, because I had just

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<v Speaker 1>done this whole thing about my realtor here in town,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, and then his slogan is don't

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<v Speaker 1>settle without the intel, And I think, I said, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think something like their slogan is I want a

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<v Speaker 1>house you will drive about but something something we're all out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember I but it's like there are no

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<v Speaker 1>more houses left or let's see, here's the one that

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<v Speaker 1>they kind of reacted, not in a negative way, but

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<v Speaker 1>they went, oh like almost booed me. One of my

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<v Speaker 1>new hobbies I have with my wife has to drive

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<v Speaker 1>around and look at the most expensive homes back in Tennessee.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just fascinated with the amount of money that people

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<v Speaker 1>spend on houses. I mean, we all do this, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody gives you their address. If you're going to pick

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<v Speaker 1>up something or pick someone up, you google see how

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<v Speaker 1>much of the house is worth. If anyone I know

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<v Speaker 1>gives me their adress, I looking up on zillo, and

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as I said zillo, they were like oooh,

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, should I not have said the Z word?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it true? Realtors hate zillo? Zillo to you what

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<v Speaker 1>web MD is to doctors. And then the guy came

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<v Speaker 1>out that the CEO was like, yep, you're now working

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<v Speaker 1>volunteer basis because you brought up Zillo. That's a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>good little event. I was trying to find the song,

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<v Speaker 1>but I guess I didn't write it down. Eddie. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a guy. I got a friend who sells houses

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<v Speaker 1>every day. He's got so much money he doesn't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to say. He it's a open plan pulling the back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in a neighborhood where they don't sell crack and

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<v Speaker 1>they laughed and something like that. It's only nine hundred

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<v Speaker 1>square feet. Um, but the biggest, biggest, how it feels

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<v Speaker 1>you can get this palace for only five meal nine

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<v Speaker 1>hundred square feet of a joke about how I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know it was better? Yeah, trust me. Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>disaster in this all back, but it was good. We

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<v Speaker 1>had a good time. We're back home, super thankful. I

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<v Speaker 1>got in the last night and here we are. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's been my last couple of days. We were in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>We went shopping. There was nothing to do. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to just gamble. She doesn't like gambling, so I

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<v Speaker 1>gambled a little bit, and then we went and walked around,

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<v Speaker 1>got blisters on our feet because we didn't bring shoes

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<v Speaker 1>to walk or close. I was wearing the same close

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<v Speaker 1>for like three days in a row. Did a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of shopping, and everything in Vegas seems a little

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<v Speaker 1>more expensive. Shops, Oh yeah, everything so food, I felt

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<v Speaker 1>true food. It's pretty right on though, is here? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where we went to the same place, so we

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<v Speaker 1>go here. We tried to make it as much like

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<v Speaker 1>home as possible. Um, okay, let's do this. There is

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<v Speaker 1>a lottery winner who had won this lottery contest and

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<v Speaker 1>you could buy ticket on the internet and then they

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, you won, and she didn't see it. So

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<v Speaker 1>they started trying to call her because she put her

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<v Speaker 1>phone number, and they kept calling her over and over,

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<v Speaker 1>but she thought it was spam, and so she never answered.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, And so Mike, we had at that story. Please.

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<v Speaker 1>This woman dodged the lottery's phone calls for days, which

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<v Speaker 1>I think I would do too. If I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>the number, I don't answer it. And then a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of times right now, not the case, but a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of times I leave my voicemail full so nobody can

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<v Speaker 1>leave a voicemail, so you just wouldn't know. A woman

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<v Speaker 1>found out she had won a jackpot of seventy thousand dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>and she kept avoiding the calls because she thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was a scam. Wow. She eventually got it. That's from

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<v Speaker 1>media center dot com seventy two hundred and eighty dollars. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>For a long time she ignored the go wonder how

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<v Speaker 1>many calls it took to finally be like, all right, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get it. Well, I'm glad I picked this up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well I would take a lot. Yeah, me too. I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking about that. I mean maybe maybe if it

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<v Speaker 1>were two in a row from the same number within

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<v Speaker 1>like thirty seconds, that's usually my wife. That's probably something

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<v Speaker 1>that's usually my wife borrowing the phone from somebody. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>An off duty police officer in Las Vegas robbed a

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<v Speaker 1>casino at gunpoint early Sunday. He's since been suspended from

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<v Speaker 1>the force. Opened. I think that'd be like an expulsion fast.

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<v Speaker 1>An off duty police officer in Vegas is accused of

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<v Speaker 1>robbing a casino. He's member of the Las Vegas Metropouldan

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<v Speaker 1>Police Department since twenty fifteen. Charged with burglary with a

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<v Speaker 1>firearms sold with a daily weapon, a two counts of

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<v Speaker 1>robbery with a deadly weapon. Responding officers contacted security identified

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<v Speaker 1>the suspect as an off duty officer. He'll be placed

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<v Speaker 1>on suspension. They're gonna do an investigation. It does not

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<v Speaker 1>say what the um casino was though. That's from NBC News.

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<v Speaker 1>There was another story where in a casino somebody went

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<v Speaker 1>in and shot fireworks in the casino and distracted everybody

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<v Speaker 1>so they could steal all the chips chips from the table.

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<v Speaker 1>They grab chips. Somebody shot fireworks and the other guys

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<v Speaker 1>grabbed chips. That's like Ocean's eleven stuff right there? Wells eleven. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a little more sophisticated than that eleven was yet. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not real either. The wife of Jim Beeheim,

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<v Speaker 1>the coach at Syracuse, was robbed at gunpoint. What if

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<v Speaker 1>you saw that story? No, that's scary. Yeah, being rodogun

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<v Speaker 1>points so because I've been there here. Was she targeted specifically?

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<v Speaker 1>Or does she have something nice on her? She was

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in her car about two pm when a miner

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<v Speaker 1>approached her and started a conversation. A short time after,

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<v Speaker 1>cops said, the boy pointed the gun and her miner.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, you meant like a coal miner with a

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<v Speaker 1>lamp on his head, like a young boy. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about that a minor. I pictured lunch pail head, helmet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, wait, man, have you seen a

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<v Speaker 1>mine around here? The boy then ran off with the

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<v Speaker 1>person fled the scene with two accomplices in a car

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<v Speaker 1>that's from TMZ. Luckily she was not injured. It does

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<v Speaker 1>not sound like it was targeted, and two pm happened

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<v Speaker 1>to be her straight daytime. Yikes, drunk traveler screams, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to show? At the Orlando airport, we had talked

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<v Speaker 1>about this in a different situation at an airport, but

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<v Speaker 1>here's another one for you. A man caught. A man

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<v Speaker 1>caused a scene at Orlando International Airport and admitted he

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<v Speaker 1>had had a couple of drinks. He can be seen

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<v Speaker 1>in a video yelling profanities at the gate and he

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<v Speaker 1>started screaming, don't touch me. You want to show, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give you a blinking show. Here we go. And the

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<v Speaker 1>show he gave them was the show of him being tased.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's not a bad show. I like that show.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that show better. That sounds like a fun show.

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<v Speaker 1>I liked to show where the person that's obnoxious gets tased.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's all the clapping. I feel like everybody would be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>anybody gets boy, the taser is tough to see. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not going to get hurt. So it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like hurt, yes, injured, No, yes, it hurt, that's hurt. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see. There was a and I was gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>to this and we didn't. But there was a woman

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<v Speaker 1>who got pregnant while already pregnant. A mother gives birth

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<v Speaker 1>to two baby girls who were can see five days apart.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're not twins. They're not They're not twins to egg.

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<v Speaker 1>How does this happen too? Something in her there's two

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<v Speaker 1>of I didn't think this was possible. Yeah, so from

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<v Speaker 1>California she can see two daughters in five days. She

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<v Speaker 1>got pregnant with the baby number two while expecting baby

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<v Speaker 1>number one. They were born in August tenth. They look

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<v Speaker 1>alike because there's siblings. They're not twins. They were the

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<v Speaker 1>result of a rare occurrence called super vegetation, when a

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<v Speaker 1>second egg is released and fertilized during the first pregnan

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<v Speaker 1>and see why old. There's a story about one of

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<v Speaker 1>our friends in their hometown. A woman had two kids

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<v Speaker 1>at once by two different dads. Same situation ish the egg,

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<v Speaker 1>second egg was fertilized, but she was doing it with

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<v Speaker 1>a different dude. The two babies came out. One was

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<v Speaker 1>a different race. Crazy two twins. They bore so you

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<v Speaker 1>to like give birth and then you wait for the

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<v Speaker 1>other one to be ready. No, I think they came

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<v Speaker 1>out at the same time. They like twins. It's something,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't know. Yeah, well I know, but sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>one baby might be ready if they're not. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I don't know. I've never been in this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just weird to me. We'd never be good

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<v Speaker 1>at medical school. See, and that's why, well, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know. The doctors know what to expect when something

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<v Speaker 1>like that happens. But the woman had to then admit

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<v Speaker 1>that she cheated on her guy. But she had two babies.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't that she had a baby and the baby

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<v Speaker 1>came out and was like, oh, this is not your baby.

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<v Speaker 1>One came out and was and the guy's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a dad. You're han't now the twins because they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know that happened, that she had two babies, twins

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<v Speaker 1>coming out, and it wasn't twins. The baby came out

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<v Speaker 1>a different race. Wow. So a medical student has a

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<v Speaker 1>Bluetooth device surgically implanted into their ear to cheat on

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<v Speaker 1>an exam. WHOA, that is dedication. But the medical student,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not want you cheating. I need you to know

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<v Speaker 1>your info. But don't you like some with the ingenuity different? No? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>never mind. After being admitted into medical college eleven years

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<v Speaker 1>ago and failing the final exam multiple times. It sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like spongebober, doesn't it. He just can't get his driver's license.

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<v Speaker 1>A student finally resorted to cheating by having a Bluetooth

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<v Speaker 1>device surgically and planted into his ear. You may ask,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you get busted? A member of the control

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<v Speaker 1>team pressed the student and found a mobile phone in

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<v Speaker 1>the inner pocket of his pants. The phone was switched

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<v Speaker 1>on and connected to the Bluetooth. The team did not

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<v Speaker 1>find a Bluetooth device on the student. While being questioned

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<v Speaker 1>because like your phone's on, they confessed they had an

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<v Speaker 1>ant surgeon. They put a fitted skin colored a microbe.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what in the world, but didn't he

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<v Speaker 1>have to like read the question quietly out loud so

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<v Speaker 1>that someone on the other end would hear it and

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<v Speaker 1>then feed him the answer. That just seems all that work.

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<v Speaker 1>You just study man, right, I think he did well?

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<v Speaker 1>Then he's not meant to be a doctor. Tell him.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes we just have to accept the facts. Uh this

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<v Speaker 1>pearl story? Is this the update? And how much it

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<v Speaker 1>was worth? This is the clam pearl? Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>just the same story or an update. Think yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about this. They went to Red Lobster. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or they went to and there was a pearl in

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<v Speaker 1>it the lobster house and the clams now worth one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand dollars. Wow. And they talked about how they

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<v Speaker 1>weren't going to sell it because it meant so much

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<v Speaker 1>to them. Yeah, it's like a special memorabilia from the occasion.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you sell that pearl? Yeah? That much money? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I said. You get a fake one to commemorate and

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<v Speaker 1>you write a little you get a big one and

0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:07.520
<v Speaker 1>you write the date on it, you commemorate it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you get the money. It's like when you

0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:11.800
<v Speaker 1>catch a big fish like you. Yeah, take some of

0:20:11.840 --> 0:20:15.359
<v Speaker 1>that money and buy a pearl necklace and for your

0:20:15.400 --> 0:20:18.399
<v Speaker 1>wife and the like. Remember, will always have this necklace.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guess? You the green puppy that was born,

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<v Speaker 1>the rare green puppy Slimpitto my Instagram and I saw

0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:26.480
<v Speaker 1>him holding up and I thought they'd colored it because

0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:28.080
<v Speaker 1>there's some sort of paints that aren't bad for dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently I don't paint my door. Was it TikTok um? No?

0:20:30.960 --> 0:20:32.280
<v Speaker 1>I saw it on Instagram? So but yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>basically the same thing. I gotta be real then, but oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so cute. It looks like men chocolate chip. A

0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:39.920
<v Speaker 1>couple whose three yell bulldog gave birth to a litter

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<v Speaker 1>of eight puppies says one of them is green. They googled,

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<v Speaker 1>my puppy is green? What's wrong? And it's very rare

0:20:46.280 --> 0:20:47.760
<v Speaker 1>and it has happened a few times all over the world.

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<v Speaker 1>The rare discoloration is believed to be caused by light

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<v Speaker 1>color puppies coming into contact with green pigments from biol

0:20:54.200 --> 0:20:57.680
<v Speaker 1>while in the womb. Oh will from So is it

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<v Speaker 1>permanently green? I think it fades a bit. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>fade a bit. You know what I learned too that

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<v Speaker 1>the peppers, because I like to get them when I

0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:10.639
<v Speaker 1>go to sushi places. Not pepper Chini's the kind that

0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:12.040
<v Speaker 1>you that they're on a stick and you eat them.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of them are hot and some art they're called

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<v Speaker 1>shoshidos shashido peppers. Ever have those? No? I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>so you don't orter shoshido peppers at places? Shoshido sho.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate peppers, but I like shahido peppers and I

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<v Speaker 1>like banana peppers. Oh yeah, I don't need those are

0:21:28.560 --> 0:21:30.680
<v Speaker 1>they grilled. They're good, they can but yeah, they're good.

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<v Speaker 1>But like one out of ten is hot. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>they say. Like one out of ten is really hot,

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<v Speaker 1>and I never knew why. Well, I guess I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>to us to like few here, But it's because those

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<v Speaker 1>are the ones the sun hits directly and they are hot.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no indicator, No, you never know. Yeah, that's what

0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:49.120
<v Speaker 1>it says. Shahidos are small, mild peppers from Japan. Their

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<v Speaker 1>flavor is sweet. It's like slightly smoky, not spicy, but careful.

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<v Speaker 1>One in ten Shahido peppers will be hot because Pam

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<v Speaker 1>the sun shining right on that group of peppers. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>shockedly you take that risk, They're not so so hot it.

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby likes to play Indiana Jones five is officially rapped shooting.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, who's Indiana Jones? Harrison Ford, Now, come on,

0:22:12.240 --> 0:22:14.840
<v Speaker 1>he's seventy nine. Yeah, he can't be. What is it like?

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<v Speaker 1>Just from slashfilm dot Com shooting his rap for Indiana

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<v Speaker 1>Jones five. The fifth installment follows two thousand and eights

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<v Speaker 1>Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. It took years to film

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<v Speaker 1>a fifth version The movie is scheduled for June thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>It's twenty twenty three. Harrison Ford's seventy nine years old,

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<v Speaker 1>will be eighty when it's released. He was thirty nine

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<v Speaker 1>when it first came out. I've never seen an Indiana Jones.

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<v Speaker 1>What they're so good? I don't think i've seen a

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<v Speaker 1>full movie, but gosh, he's been doing that role for

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<v Speaker 1>forty years. Are they good? Yeah, the first one's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Really yeah, they're exciting. Man, It's like, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>National Treasury, you're seeing those. Yeah, it's like that, but cooler.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Nick. There's a plant based food company

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<v Speaker 1>that's offering their pet owners over six thousand dollars to

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<v Speaker 1>smell their dogs poot for two months, just to see

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<v Speaker 1>like what the what it's like after they eat the

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<v Speaker 1>plant based food. They're offering to pay dog owners more

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<v Speaker 1>than six thousand dollars to smell their pets poop for

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<v Speaker 1>two months. Participating pet parents have to be willing to

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<v Speaker 1>change their dogs to a plant based diet and keep

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<v Speaker 1>track of how the switch affects their pets poop. The

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<v Speaker 1>offer is only available to pet parents over the age

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<v Speaker 1>of eighteen with dogs who aren't currently on plant based diets,

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<v Speaker 1>but are open to switching. I mean I could do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I could too, but oh that sounds terrible. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that People magazine. M I didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>When I clean out the kiddy the cat box. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to be like, yeah, I do that. When I

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<v Speaker 1>changed the kids diaper, Yeah, but you don't change No,

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<v Speaker 1>I do now. Yeah, but you just write down the odor.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you say you never changed your other kids diapers ever? Ever? No,

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<v Speaker 1>one time, no, no, no, my biological kids never. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I did, like I would say, a total like five

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<v Speaker 1>or ten times. That's forty eight year old woman in

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey's been indicted for punching an er doctor. She'd

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<v Speaker 1>come in with a migraine and claimed she'd been struck

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<v Speaker 1>by lightning. I would imagine if you get hit by lightning,

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<v Speaker 1>you're probably a migraine for a while. But Shelley Webb

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<v Speaker 1>came into the to the hospital complaining of a migraine

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<v Speaker 1>headache and said, hey, I've been struck by lightning. She

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<v Speaker 1>then became belligerent, and when the doctor attempted to examine

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<v Speaker 1>her head, she lunched forward and punched him and she'd

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<v Speaker 1>been indicted for aggravated assault from Daily Voice dot Com.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, if she was really struck by lightning

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<v Speaker 1>and then she acted out of that, she probably shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be penalized because yes, now, now, if struck by lightning

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<v Speaker 1>means meth, which I don't know that it does. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying if there's a substance involved, it made her think,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a different story. But I think if someone struck

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<v Speaker 1>by lightning and they're so messed up and they just

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<v Speaker 1>start swinging because they're I don't know, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>they should put her put her in the big house.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, anyone that's been struck by lightning humans, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like a friend or anyone a friend of a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>You There was a guy that I worked with, a

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<v Speaker 1>news photographer, who was out in the field and the

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<v Speaker 1>lightning hit about twenty to thirty yards away from him.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't die, but he had cuts like coming out

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<v Speaker 1>of his fingers. But it didn't hit him but that close,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's still close. It messed up like his fingers

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<v Speaker 1>and some yeah, just weird cuts in his body where

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<v Speaker 1>like I guess the electricity kind of went through his

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<v Speaker 1>body a little bit. Crazy. I mean the stories that

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<v Speaker 1>people who do get hit by it and live like,

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<v Speaker 1>how does that? How? I mean a kid when I

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<v Speaker 1>was young, she lived in my neighborhood. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it happened when she lived in my neighborhood before she

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<v Speaker 1>moved to Austin. She wasn't playing in a tree and

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<v Speaker 1>the lightning went through her and like outer her foot.

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<v Speaker 1>But how do you live such a charge goes through you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, no, because she was a kid so

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<v Speaker 1>so little. A warehouse manager steals one million dollars worth

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<v Speaker 1>of COVID nineteen tests from employer. I mean, the value

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<v Speaker 1>on these tests are about to go way down. I

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<v Speaker 1>listen and I have so many right now and they're

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<v Speaker 1>about to expire, and I'm like, wait what I just

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<v Speaker 1>got him. According to the sant Ana Police, they sent

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<v Speaker 1>an espated value of one million dollars of COVID tests

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<v Speaker 1>to his house from multiple warehouses. He has not been

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<v Speaker 1>caught at the time. He's been accused of stealing more

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<v Speaker 1>than one million dollars with the COVID tests. You're saying

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<v Speaker 1>he's late to the game, though, Yeah, he took the

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<v Speaker 1>risk a little too late. From CBS News dot com. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>now he's like, gring, what do I do with all

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<v Speaker 1>these COVID tests because that, you know, the last variant

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<v Speaker 1>was so easily caught by folks. Yeah, and so many

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<v Speaker 1>people had it that a lot of people are good

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<v Speaker 1>to go like, you can't get it again. So and

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<v Speaker 1>it was less extreme than like the delta, So it

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of a big dip into the COVID pool

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<v Speaker 1>for everybody. And so now not as people are getting

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<v Speaker 1>it that it's kind of going away ish because if

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<v Speaker 1>so many people can't get it again, it can't replicate.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's you know, runs into a wall basically, thank goodness. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's still a market

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<v Speaker 1>for these COVID tests, but probably twenty cents on the dollar.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hey, ray, how long has this one been?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty two? That's it? I was reading some twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I just went up. All I gotta say is

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<v Speaker 1>that's it and it goes out. Wow, that's jeez. I

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<v Speaker 1>was reading some feedback from listeners about if they like it,

0:27:16.160 --> 0:27:20.920
<v Speaker 1>we're splitting the podcast up and it's probably forty sixty on. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>there are a lot of people that are like, I

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<v Speaker 1>love it because I can get it earlier. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to wait for that first half for the West

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<v Speaker 1>coast to get the whole thing. And then some are like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I like to listen to the whole thing and I

0:27:33.000 --> 0:27:35.399
<v Speaker 1>have to like go to a different file. And that

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<v Speaker 1>is true. We understand the I understand the inconvenience of that.

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<v Speaker 1>And some some woman written me a new one online

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<v Speaker 1>and was like, we can't believe you're putting this into

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<v Speaker 1>two files. I remember the good old days when it

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<v Speaker 1>was one file, and I was like, man, it's been

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<v Speaker 1>two files for a long time because the post show

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<v Speaker 1>was an extra file. She was like, oh yeah, so no,

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<v Speaker 1>not in two files and then three technically three. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you get the first half. Well, I remember the

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<v Speaker 1>good old days and was two. I remember the good oles.

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<v Speaker 1>One was one. I remember, I remember we didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>have a podcast. Yeah, well, I don't know. We've been

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<v Speaker 1>doing it for a long time. But I was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the good old days way back. I was Country four.

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<v Speaker 1>Country was cool. Um, I guess what was I going

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<v Speaker 1>to say here? Oh yeah, when we used to do

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<v Speaker 1>the post show on the actual Show podcast, people would

0:28:27.359 --> 0:28:29.240
<v Speaker 1>complain they wouldn't get it. Even an hour later because

0:28:29.280 --> 0:28:30.919
<v Speaker 1>we were busy doing the post show. We wouldn't put

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<v Speaker 1>the post show up and the whole thing until the

0:28:33.440 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 1>post show was over, so it'd be like noon the

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<v Speaker 1>post show pre show because we couldn't put it. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're just trying to find a healthy way for everybody

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<v Speaker 1>to be able to experience the show. And we hope

0:28:44.400 --> 0:28:45.680
<v Speaker 1>you still like the show and listen to the show,

0:28:45.680 --> 0:28:48.720
<v Speaker 1>and we appreciate you. All right, I think that's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be it for this. My voice is a little not

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<v Speaker 1>fried from anything other than dry air for four or

0:28:54.520 --> 0:28:57.240
<v Speaker 1>five days. I'm recovering too, and it's in good shape.

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<v Speaker 1>And I made sure to get enough sleep and drink

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of water, didn't yell a lot. But still

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<v Speaker 1>being out there for a few days, I can start

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<v Speaker 1>to feel now it's starting to wear a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>So even when you roll the dice, you're like, yes, um,

0:29:08.760 --> 0:29:10.360
<v Speaker 1>you hit a big one. Yes, I had a hitty

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<v Speaker 1>big one. No, I know I walked away. You weren't

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<v Speaker 1>doing too good. Oh, I'll tell you what Eddie did. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>this is so stupid. No it's not no no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no. And I think Lunchbox will probably agree with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course he's gonna agree with you. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the words affect the dice. But there are

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<v Speaker 1>superstitions you don't do at football games. At the table,

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<v Speaker 1>We're sitting there and I'm playing Crafts and Eddie standing

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<v Speaker 1>beside me and Caitlyn standing there. I'm with Caitlin and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm rolling, and I'm rolling pretty good, making a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of money, and Eddie goes, nah. He goes Caitlyn says,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on here? And I say, hey, he's done

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<v Speaker 1>a roll. Eddie goes, yeah loud, he's on a roll.

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<v Speaker 1>Next one loser. And they all look at me, even

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<v Speaker 1>even the guy working the table looked at Eddie and

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't believe he said that. The dealer goes, oh, h,

0:29:56.000 --> 0:29:59.040
<v Speaker 1>lunchbox for saying out loud, oh he's on a roll

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<v Speaker 1>right now, Eddie. You never say that. You never say oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's hot, he hadn't, or if they're playing blackjack, you

0:30:04.680 --> 0:30:06.680
<v Speaker 1>don't when someone walks out, how's he doing? He hadn't

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<v Speaker 1>lost a hand in ten hands. It's just terrible ju

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:12.480
<v Speaker 1>ju for the whole table. Eddie. You're completely in the wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like our buddy Mike when we were that one

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<v Speaker 1>time and I was betting and he walked up and

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<v Speaker 1>grabbed my shoulder and he goes, I don't like that, batman.

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<v Speaker 1>And it lost. Well, he tried to warn you. You

0:30:20.880 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 1>could have whispered. You could have whispered in her ear,

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<v Speaker 1>you could have said. And then later on Eddie's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it just doesn't want to roll a seven. Oh gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it hit a seven. Lost again. The dealers

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<v Speaker 1>like that guy needs to go that. The dealer who

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<v Speaker 1>they called the at the table told Eddie said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a call for you at the pay phone, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to get Eddie out of there because I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't gonna give him money. No, because the two times

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<v Speaker 1>the table, oh oh, and the dealer cares if you

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<v Speaker 1>win or Lois got it? Yeah, I got it. Yes,

0:30:46.120 --> 0:30:49.760
<v Speaker 1>it's because when you win, you tip. That's true, you

0:30:49.880 --> 0:30:51.920
<v Speaker 1>bet for them. There was no one there. That's why

0:30:51.960 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 1>he really wanted Bobby there. He's like, I get aways,

0:30:53.480 --> 0:30:56.200
<v Speaker 1>somebody can stick keep staying. Eddie, you know you did wrong.

0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:59.440
<v Speaker 1>It's ridiculous. I love how people can't just admit like

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a stupid dice. This game is set up

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<v Speaker 1>for you to lose position about watching games football games. No, none, never, none, No,

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<v Speaker 1>don't lie. Okay, I have a T shirt that I was. Okay,

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:13.280
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't mean it's not actually gonna affect anything. But

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't have the T shirt and you lose

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<v Speaker 1>or you like dangna I didn't wear a T shirt. No, okay,

0:31:17.960 --> 0:31:21.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't because I know the truth, all right, So

0:31:21.960 --> 0:31:24.200
<v Speaker 1>it was my words that made the dice fall a

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<v Speaker 1>certain way. Okay, well then, gosh, man, I hope it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no rain for the rest of the week. I

0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:32.560
<v Speaker 1>didn't work like that. I'm living weather and there's no rain.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, We're done. Thank you guys, have a great day.

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<v Speaker 1>We will see you tomorrow.