1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:04,359 Speaker 1: In New Year's is just a reminder that we survived 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty five days of bad decisions. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, we did it. 4 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,559 Speaker 1: Let's make some more bad choices and see if we 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: come out on the other end. During What's on Your Mind, 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: as we find out what questionable things the show has 7 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 1: been thinking about lately, Starting with Brooke Brook, What's on 8 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:21,240 Speaker 1: your Mind? 9 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 3: Well, I had a lovely holiday break. We went to Mexico. 10 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 2: Wow. 11 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 3: Yes, what is my first time ever stating at an 12 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 3: all inclusive timeshare? 13 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 4: Sitch? 14 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 2: All right, I've always wanted to all inclusive thing. Yeah. 15 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 3: I got a buddy who likes to work some deals, 16 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 3: and you have to do the ninety minute presentation in 17 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 3: order to get the cheap raak. 18 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 2: Do they get free drinks at the presentation? 19 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:44,640 Speaker 3: Uh? 20 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, for god, they want you to lube 21 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,840 Speaker 2: up a little bit sign the deal. 22 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 3: So the first thing we do is we meet this 23 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 3: lovely man and we give him a hundred bucks and we. 24 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 2: Say, listen, I like where you're going. 25 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, We're like, we want to keep this as short 26 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 3: as possible. We're not gonna buy, just get us through it. Okay. 27 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 3: So we're sitting at a breakfast table with him, and 28 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 3: then he starts talking about the resort, and my best 29 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 3: friend who's with us, goes, is this when the ninety 30 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,039 Speaker 3: minute starts? Does it start right now? 31 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,839 Speaker 2: So she starts to stop watch. Already We're a lot 32 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 2: to handle, right this tour guy. 33 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,479 Speaker 1: You bribed him already and you've already criticized how long 34 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: his present. 35 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 3: Then when we get taken up to the other room 36 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 3: for the big bosses to do the cell we also 37 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 3: give him a box of chocolates. Yes, that's when he 38 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:37,119 Speaker 3: realizes who I am. Apparently he loves our show. 39 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 2: Oh god, he listens all the time. 40 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 3: He found us on TikTok. 41 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 2: He's on the podcast. 42 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 5: So we're in the room with the big bosses and 43 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 5: now he's like, yo, this girl's famous, and he's getting 44 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 5: every one of his people to come over and talk 45 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 5: to me rich time share. 46 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,559 Speaker 2: That's what I have to let him. 47 00:01:56,440 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 5: Know that I am the cheapest ye famous and that 48 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 5: they will ever meet. 49 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: Well, you just gave them one hundred dollars before it 50 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: even started. 51 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 2: Fine chocolate. 52 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 3: So am I the owner of a timeshare? 53 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 2: Are you are? 54 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:09,919 Speaker 3: Tell? 55 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,799 Speaker 2: Now? 56 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: And now everybody in Mexico knows where the cheapest show ever, 57 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 1: but we. 58 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 2: Give chocolates your mind. 59 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 4: Well, our vacation, I went to Disney with my sister, 60 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 4: and being a foodie, one of the top things I 61 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 4: was looking forward to is this character buffet dinner that 62 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 4: we bought tickets for. 63 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 3: Right a foody and a seven year old at heart, 64 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,800 Speaker 3: this one was super fancy. 65 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 4: We're talking crab claws, Prime rib Ham Bronze. 66 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 3: I love that Disney has given up on kids and 67 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 3: focusing only on adult. 68 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,799 Speaker 4: This is a character dinner, so it's all kids and 69 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:43,239 Speaker 4: then there's me. 70 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 2: Okay, and I literally ate. 71 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 4: So much more than I've ever eaten, like on any Thanksgiving, 72 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:51,919 Speaker 4: like in Heaven. 73 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 2: At Disney's really good, it's amazing. 74 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 4: So after this, my sister gets me in line for 75 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,079 Speaker 4: a ride called Soren oh. 76 00:02:58,960 --> 00:02:59,800 Speaker 1: No, and she's. 77 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 5: California. 78 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 2: Y okay, yeah, so you guys know about it. 79 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 4: So when we're in line, she's trying to tell me 80 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 4: about it, and I'm already starting to feel sick, like 81 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, my stomach hurts, like I'm getting nauseous, 82 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 4: and she's like, by the way, they're gonna put us 83 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 4: up in the air and our feet are gonna dangle 84 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, no. 85 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 2: You're really good with heights. 86 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 4: Anyway, we're almost about to get onto the ride, and 87 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,679 Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm sorry, can I get off the ride? 88 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 3: No? 89 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,519 Speaker 2: Like, as they're. 90 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 4: About to see us. 91 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 2: Scary. 92 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 4: So what happens when you say no to a ride? 93 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 4: I've never experienced this. You have you a walk of shame. 94 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 4: I had to walk all the way reversed past all 95 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 4: the people I just passed in the line with my 96 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 4: lightning lane path. 97 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 3: And all the kids are pointing. 98 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 2: So there's kids and everyone. 99 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 4: And there's people like, hey, it's not that scary, buddy, 100 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 4: And I'm just walking with my sister, like in shame. 101 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 4: So I'm completely humiliated. But I am glad that I 102 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 4: skipped because I wrote it the next day and I 103 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 4: definitely would have thrown up all over a bunch of people. 104 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 2: You don't always listen to your gut. Yeah, by the way, 105 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 2: you big wiss. Okay, your mind, So you guys may 106 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 2: have seen I am dying. I was in another car accident. 107 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 2: I told everyone, We talked, but this one was not 108 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 2: my fault. You weren't driving, Okay, you weren't driving. 109 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 4: I was driving. 110 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 5: It wasn't my fault. 111 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,720 Speaker 6: It was a Tesla that hit me and now it's 112 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 6: stuck in the middle of the road. And fun fact 113 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 6: about teslas, nobody knows how to move them when the 114 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 6: airbags come out, and the airbags air bags came out, 115 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 6: and that's scary. He so he walks away. He's on 116 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 6: the phone. So here I am standing with the witness 117 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 6: and a Tesla that's now blocking the road, and so 118 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 6: cars start to come by. The people are not happy. 119 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:52,720 Speaker 6: So people are unrolling their windows screaming at me to 120 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 6: move my car out of the road. 121 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:59,040 Speaker 2: And I wish I made that down the street. 122 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 4: This isn't even on the car. 123 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 6: I called the police to come. They say they don't 124 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 6: know how to move tesla's what And it seems like 125 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 6: the tesla owner was such a nice guy and. 126 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 2: Really helped you out. Yes, he was busy and so yeah. 127 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 6: And then finally someone over the window and told me 128 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 6: I'm going to pay for any damages that cast their 129 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,839 Speaker 6: car when they drive over the tesla. 130 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 2: Parts in the road, and that they will come. 131 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:20,839 Speaker 3: For me money. 132 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 5: Yeah. 133 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 2: So everybody, even though it wasn't my phone, for once. 134 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 3: Did you learn it's better to be your father not 135 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 3: your friend. 136 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 6: At that point, it's even movable if it was the one. Anyway, 137 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:39,839 Speaker 6: I do need rive though for anybody, I'm sorry, what's 138 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 6: on your mind? 139 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: Well, if you know anything about me, my attention to 140 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,159 Speaker 1: detail sometimes a little bit lacking. 141 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 3: Yeah you were what were you paying for for four 142 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 3: years that you didn't remember anyone? Well? 143 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 1: Yes, I knew I was going to go on a trip, 144 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,239 Speaker 1: so I went to the airport early to get clear. 145 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 1: And when I got there, I realized I'd already had. 146 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,280 Speaker 2: Clear for several years, right, and you've got let's go 147 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 2: to Oh yeah, my Costco card. Yeah that was already done. 148 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 2: Pay so much money for thoughts you don't even know, 149 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:05,839 Speaker 2: And so. 150 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:10,600 Speaker 1: Now I'm onto my vacation. I went to Mexico. I 151 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 1: did remember my passport. Oh yes, so the score one 152 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 1: for me? 153 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 4: So lost ones and tried to pay it. 154 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 2: Yes that I already had yet I had it, brought 155 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:20,040 Speaker 2: it with me. 156 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,040 Speaker 1: When I got down to the resort, though, I went 157 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 1: to pay for my first drink, and I realized, oh god, 158 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,240 Speaker 1: I left my entire wallet at home. 159 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 2: I don't have any money or credit cards or anything. 160 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,000 Speaker 2: Everything was gone. 161 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,840 Speaker 1: I did not have Apple, And it happened because I 162 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 1: didn't give myself the traditional three pocket pat down before 163 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: you leave the house. 164 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 2: Do any pat down and I remember. 165 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:43,920 Speaker 3: My credit card. 166 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,520 Speaker 2: I highly recommend patting yourself down wherever you go. 167 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 3: I'm guessing anywhere at a time share all inclusive like me, 168 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,480 Speaker 3: where you could just get free drinks. 169 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,040 Speaker 1: I was at a timeshare all inclusive, but I skipped 170 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 1: the meeting like a grown up. 171 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 2: That gets you charged so much money. You get a 172 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 2: lot of money. 173 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: They can't charge me if I don't have my credit card. 174 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:04,280 Speaker 1: Friends have to cover me for the entire trip. I'm 175 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 1: like another round of surveysas you got this one. 176 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 3: Right, bro? 177 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,320 Speaker 2: Yep? Yeah, that is so typical of you. Ed have 178 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 2: you paid your friends back? 179 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 1: I owe people a lot of money. Yeah, I'm gonna 180 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 1: get to it. But I am gonna be better this year. 181 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: That is my valve, new and improved attention to detail. 182 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 2: Jeff okay, forgot your wallet. That's what's on our minds. 183 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,680 Speaker 2: Text in seventy eight five nine two tell us what's 184 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 2: been on yours? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.