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Speaker 1: Where one of our listeners, Eddie, met his love interest recently. Eddie,
Speaker 1: you know all about that kittie pool, don't you. Oh yeah, Eddie,
Speaker 1: you sound like a purse. What's going on, man? Oh
Speaker 1: you know, not much? Just a call about a day, okay,
Speaker 1: Just perusing those children's parties, looking for single mommies ready
Speaker 1: to hunt. Yeah, okay, So Eddie, tell us about the
Speaker 1: woman that I hope you're going to have us called today.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Adult? Yeah, the adult woman is Beth?
Speaker 1: All right, And how'd you meet Beth? I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess you're at a children's party. I hope you have
Speaker 1: a child, or you're just randomly showing up to parties
Speaker 1: where we at. It was at my nephew's party party. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: And who was Beth at this party? She was like
Speaker 1: the sister of one of the moms at the party. Okay.
Speaker 1: Pretty much everyone there did have kids. You know. It
Speaker 1: was like Beth and I were like basically the only
Speaker 1: two people there that didn't have kids. Okay, So she
Speaker 1: had no other option but to hang out with you,
Speaker 1: lucky her. Yeah, the guy dressed up a SpongeBob. So
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit more about Beth. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: she was just there kind of. I guess she just
Speaker 1: didn't have anything going on that day. She was hang
Speaker 1: out with her sister, or sister as a kid went
Speaker 1: to the party. So we were just kind of chatting
Speaker 1: and we actually bonded over how much we don't really
Speaker 1: like kids hilarious. Yeah, it's pretty funny. Single people like
Speaker 1: to do that. You talk about what's around you when
Speaker 1: you're getting to know somebody. Yeah, did you play Which
Speaker 1: Kids the Worst? Which? Yes, let's say, okay, it's like
Speaker 1: that game Mary Sleep with Her Kill. Oh yeah, but
Speaker 1: you can't, you can't really do it. There must be
Speaker 1: a child friendly version of that game, like Adopt Abandoned.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a fun game. It's one your kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but anyway, we get it. You were you were having fun,
Speaker 1: enjoying the fact that you were both single and kid free. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we were just kind of hanging out and we
Speaker 1: kind of drifted away from the party a little. It
Speaker 1: was just a two of us, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: I thought we were getting along. We exchanged numbers. So
Speaker 1: what did you guys do for your date? Well, you know,
Speaker 1: we texted for a while and then we set up
Speaker 1: a date to go out to his gimmer. Okay, was
Speaker 1: this an adult restaurant that you went to or did
Speaker 1: you hit up Chuck E Cheese? You know, I couldn't
Speaker 1: get a table at Chuck e Cheese, so we went
Speaker 1: to an adult Okay, yeah, I know, the guy whos
Speaker 1: the ball yeah, how dinner go? You know, it was weird.
Speaker 1: The waiter was just really really bad. The dinner itself
Speaker 1: was fine, but like the whole experience was marred by
Speaker 1: this awful waiter. What did he do that was so bad? Oh?
Speaker 1: I mean, like some of it was just kind of
Speaker 1: typical bad waiter stuff, like you forgot to bring our
Speaker 1: appetizer out before we brought out our entrees. But the
Speaker 1: weirdest one for me was that's fork was like dirty,
Speaker 1: it hadn't been cleaned. She asked her for a new
Speaker 1: fort and then he just straight up left with the fork,
Speaker 1: didn't say anything, and it just brought back the same
Speaker 1: dirty fork. O W. That sucks because it can really
Speaker 1: ruin your romantic dining experience if the waiters being careless. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, sometimes people have bad days or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I get it, but it's like at a certain
Speaker 1: point it has to be clean. Like, was there any
Speaker 1: positives of the night between you two? I mean, not
Speaker 1: including the waiter. I mean again, we were kind of
Speaker 1: bonding over something we didn't like, which in this case
Speaker 1: was the waiter thread between you two, and like after
Speaker 1: he brought our food, it was like, can I get
Speaker 1: you to go swarre you and two was like a
Speaker 1: different waiter would be nice. Oh did you like that
Speaker 1: or did you think it was too far? I mean
Speaker 1: I thought I was kind of brave and cool on
Speaker 1: didn't it I'm not gonna say it didn't turn me o.
Speaker 1: Daddy likes a little bit of abuse in his life.
Speaker 1: So how to dinner end? You know? It? Just we
Speaker 1: ate our food. It was fine. I paid for the check.
Speaker 1: I didn't try to like sleep with her or like
Speaker 1: make out with her or anything. We like, we had
Speaker 1: a hug. Okay, and yeah, I mean yeah, but some
Speaker 1: women like when you try and kiss them and sleep
Speaker 1: with them. That's sometimes the goal. She could have invited
Speaker 1: me up, you know, like if she wanted because that
Speaker 1: she could have been like come up for a drink,
Speaker 1: and she didn't, so I read the root. Okay, have
Speaker 1: you gotten any indication from her you know why she's
Speaker 1: not interested? No? After that date, she hasn't really been
Speaker 1: in contact with me. I've tried to talk to her,
Speaker 1: but it's it's weird. I'm getting ghosted and I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I'm just gonna say though, really quick, like
Speaker 1: it'd be really bad if she ended up dating that waiter.
Speaker 1: That's what it turns out to be. Oh yeah, she
Speaker 1: hated the waiter, I know, but she obviously enjoys the
Speaker 1: negative energy with the children and with the waiter. Maybe
Speaker 1: she feeds off of it. We'll find out. I need
Speaker 1: a date on that because I'm bad at so much stuff,
Speaker 1: because are awful. Don't even put that step in my head.
Speaker 1: We'll find out just a second of day. Hold on
Speaker 1: all right, if you're just tuning in for part two
Speaker 1: of the second date update. We're on the phone with Eddie,
Speaker 1: and Eddie called us about a woman named Beth after
Speaker 1: she's not returning his calls after their date, and these
Speaker 1: two lovebirds bonded over hate, you know, all the things
Speaker 1: that most people hate. They also hate kids, waiters, looking up,
Speaker 1: They hate hooking up. Otherwise they would have done it totally.
Speaker 1: Who hates hooking up? Eddie does Eddie, but you know what,
Speaker 1: he's hoping to reconnect with Beth and maybe get some
Speaker 1: answers when we call her here in just a moment,
Speaker 1: I just want to say, I don't hate hooking up,
Speaker 1: it's just not your favorite. I mean, Eddie, you know
Speaker 1: when we recap that, do you think that there's any
Speaker 1: chance that maybe you concentrated too much on like the
Speaker 1: negative aspects of your date, of the waiter screwing up,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe harped on it too long. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's possible, but that's kind of her vibe. That's kind
Speaker 1: of why I like her so much. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: But maybe you're stealing her thing, you know. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she hates that about you, which is why she also
Speaker 1: loves you. Yeah. Maybe that's why she haven't texted me back.
Speaker 1: She had too good at a time. What I think
Speaker 1: we're onto something. But let's give Beth a call and
Speaker 1: find out for sure. You're ready to do this, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, is
Speaker 1: this Beth? This is Beth. Hi, Beth. My name is
Speaker 1: Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I get that a lot told me you have a
Speaker 1: second to talk with us. Uh, let's listen to well.
Speaker 1: On our show, we do a segment called a second
Speaker 1: Date Update, and that's where if you go out with
Speaker 1: someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you
Speaker 1: can email our show and we'll reach out to that
Speaker 1: person for you to try and figure out the reason why. Okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're putting it together yet, Beth. Maybe maybe. So we
Speaker 1: had a guy recently email us about you, and his
Speaker 1: name is Eddie. Okay, okay, we remember Eddie. Yes, uh yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: Eddie reached out to us because he had a really
Speaker 1: good time on his date with you at the restaurant,
Speaker 1: but afterwards you're kind of blowing him off and he
Speaker 1: doesn't understand why. Yeah, I'm just not sure if I
Speaker 1: should call him background. I'm still kind of thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Like it's only been a few days, so I'm just
Speaker 1: I haven't decided yet. Oh okay, So there's still there's
Speaker 1: still a chance that you were going to call him back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a chance, but I don't know, not a gun chance.
Speaker 1: What's the problem, Like, what's causing you to think about
Speaker 1: it so hard? Well, I mean, I'm not totally against it,
Speaker 1: but there is just something about the date that's still
Speaker 1: bothering me. Well, he told us that you had a
Speaker 1: bad experience with your waiter. Does that play into it
Speaker 1: at all? No, that was funny. Actually, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have to say, you are brutal. He told us
Speaker 1: what you said to the waiter at the end. I
Speaker 1: mean I was just saying the truth, Like I've been
Speaker 1: a waiter before and he was the worst. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean Eddie appreciated that you said that common He thought
Speaker 1: it was hilarious. She's still laughing. The servers still crying.
Speaker 1: But it's fine. She goes back to that restaurant and
Speaker 1: trolls him every single day. But no, seriously, Eddie wants
Speaker 1: to know what's the deal, Like, how come you're taking
Speaker 1: so long to decide? I mean, you do sound like
Speaker 1: a pretty brutally honest person. I mean I pride myself
Speaker 1: on being honest. Yeah, Like I think that's a positive trait.
Speaker 1: So what would you tell Eddie? Okay, so we were driving.
Speaker 1: He was driving, and it just kept bothering me because
Speaker 1: as we're driving, we're on these like suburban streets, like
Speaker 1: no one is around, and he keeps using his turn signal,
Speaker 1: which I don't understand why I was doing it, you know,
Speaker 1: like the point is to like communicate to other drivers,
Speaker 1: and no one was there. So I brought it up
Speaker 1: to him and I'm like, oh, yeah, you really love
Speaker 1: using that turn signal, huh? And he laughed it off,
Speaker 1: you know, like he here's a good sport, and then
Speaker 1: later he used it again to pull out of the
Speaker 1: driveway with no one there. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know that was that Bucky? You know, I
Speaker 1: always thought that like more uns did that? Holds, Hold,
Speaker 1: it's more Eddie. I was just going to come to
Speaker 1: your defense about how it was probably just habit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is habit, Beth, hold on, We forgot to tell
Speaker 1: you that Eddie was on the other line listening. He
Speaker 1: jumped in a little bit early before we could really
Speaker 1: dive into this. But right here, the morons here, okay,
Speaker 1: ed was so upset. All she said was that you
Speaker 1: used your turn signal too much. Yeah, she was saying,
Speaker 1: only morons use their turn signal. She was referring to me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said morons, because only more ons do that when
Speaker 1: no one's around. I didn't say more on turn signals.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that you have not gotten back to
Speaker 1: me because I'm a safer driver than you. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: chill out, dude, that Oh my god, they always act
Speaker 1: as stupid or is today like stupid? I'm stupid? Oh god,
Speaker 1: driving a conversation with you at dinner? Why are you
Speaker 1: got sud attacking each other. What happened? All Beth said
Speaker 1: was like there was a weird red flag in a
Speaker 1: habit that you had. I don't think she was attacking
Speaker 1: your character. It's just traffic rules. You do it all
Speaker 1: the time so that when they're earrapic, you do it
Speaker 1: without thinking about it. He's right, I always do it right.
Speaker 1: I mean that doesn't bode well if Jose is always
Speaker 1: doing your safe I hear boring or okay, no, no,
Speaker 1: no wait wait he said something about trying out conversation
Speaker 1: with me. I saw the wheel spinning in his head.
Speaker 1: That the hamster looks dead. So oh, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: It's just getting you on the radio to be honest
Speaker 1: with me about that. You didn't like me. You're so
Speaker 1: arnest about everything else. I don't see what the problem
Speaker 1: is now, Like, oh my god, listen, if you were
Speaker 1: with me right now, you would see my eyes rolling.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm doing with this track. Oh you keep
Speaker 1: rolling your eyes, keep rolling your eyes, and we would
Speaker 1: find a brain back there. What happened? I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just like two people bond over hating kids and then
Speaker 1: suddenly they hate each other. I don't get where I've
Speaker 1: heard of love fest on our show, but this is
Speaker 1: our first hate fest. I think for sure? Are you
Speaker 1: guys enjoying this? Are you? Are you actually angry? I'm
Speaker 1: just all the other times that we were in the
Speaker 1: car together. Are you mad that I let a pedestrian
Speaker 1: have the right away? Or should I just run him over?
Speaker 1: Would that have turned you on? Honestly? You know what? No,
Speaker 1: honestly go yourself, loser? Oh Goddy? She said, well you
Speaker 1: know what, here's here's one for the road. You should
Speaker 1: call Mattel because you're those fake barbies old Barbie's Joe's. Now,
Speaker 1: as much as I want this conversation to continue so
Speaker 1: we could listen forever, I do need to stop down
Speaker 1: and ask real quick if the two of you would
Speaker 1: like to continue insulting each other in person and we'll
Speaker 1: pay for that. Yeah, you couldn't pay me. You couldn't
Speaker 1: pay me. Oh now he's burning us because we don't
Speaker 1: have enough money. Yeah you know when we were broke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good one. Eddie like you two are too similar to go.
Speaker 1: But Beth, I do need to ask for legal purposes.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go out on another date with Eddie?
Speaker 1: That's a hard note, A hard note. But what I
Speaker 1: am going to do after this phone calls, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: buy a cute little cacus. The name it after Eddie
Speaker 1: because you're, oh, dude, don't come at her Eddie. Do
Speaker 1: you mean next that you're like a cloud, because when
Speaker 1: the clouds disappear, it becomes a beautiful day Europe cloud
Speaker 1: all right. If you're going to insult somebody, maybe don't
Speaker 1: go with your a cloudy point five