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Speaker 1: I'm optimistic for the future of everything. I'm pumped.

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Speaker 2: Bride confronts mystery wedding crasher after searching NonStop for four years.

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Speaker 1: Heck yes, do I want to hear this story on

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Speaker 1: a brand new episode Bananas that's relentlessly positive.

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Speaker 2: Guys goals non binary Palace. Welcome to Bananas, a shining

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Speaker 1: You're not getting me down, no way.

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Speaker 4: Uh uh.

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Speaker 1: I'm only gonna get nicer and sillier and happier. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna I don't care what you take down.

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Speaker 2: We have a show called Bananas. It's already the dumbest

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Speaker 1: I ain't quitting. Screw those weirdos. I'm Banana boy number two.

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Speaker 1: Scotti Landis, I'm Kurt Brown Owler.

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Speaker 2: I don't have a title. I don't really have a title.

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Speaker 1: I call you the big Banana when you're not around,

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Speaker 1: so the big Banana. You're bigger than me. It's just

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Speaker 1: it's sad. I had dinner with our friend Matt Ingebret's

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Speaker 1: and the other night and gave him a hug when

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Speaker 1: he showed up. That dude's taller than you. I felt

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Speaker 2: I know he really is corn he feels like he

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what he might be. I think he's

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Speaker 1: from Texas. Maybe I don't know whatever they eat down there.

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Speaker 2: The craziest part is that, like all the stuff you

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Speaker 2: hear about, like that'll stunt your growth, that'll stunt your growth. Guys,

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Speaker 2: I grew up hooking cigarettes and drinking coffee.

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Speaker 1: Couldn't be taller, and I couldn't be taller. If I

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Speaker 2: Edge of weirdness, weirdness tall, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Tall skid In my elementary school in middle school was

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Speaker 1: the teachers, like, Hey, josh your parent's. Tall is anybody

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Speaker 1: Die But i've been really. Taller that is the best. Story,

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Speaker 1: yeah even regardless of the truth of. It, yeah, Man Josh.

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Speaker 2: Story it's sixth, Grade like people want a story if

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Speaker 2: they hadn't noticed some like basic physical fact about. You

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Speaker 2: so for, you that's your every single. Day but if

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Speaker 1: Agree. Good, yeah you're a you're a. Mystery you're ready

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Speaker 1: for high. School, Yeah i'm feeling so. GOOD i got

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Speaker 1: My facebook settlement breach gift, Card. KURT i don't know how, much, Baby,

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Speaker 1: well first of, All facebook breached at some, point AND

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Speaker 1: one of. These by the, way in the last couple of,

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Speaker 1: Years i've probably gotten a few hundred dollars in. Settlements

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Speaker 1: Something and you know, what eighty dollars is totally worth

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Speaker 1: my name's social security, address phone, number just being in

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Speaker 1: the hands of millions of hackers on the Black. Web

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Speaker 1: it's already.

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Speaker 4: There it's already, there.

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Speaker 1: Exactly So, facebook the settlement was seven hundred and twenty

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Speaker 1: five million dollar. Settlement AND i got my gift card

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Speaker 2: AHEAD i, mean there is no other option at this.

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Speaker 4: Daza how? Many uh Don't?

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Speaker 2: Dazza she's From Buenos?

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Speaker 4: Aires is she a pop?

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Speaker 1: Star?

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Speaker 4: Daza? No this is somebody.

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Speaker 2: Else this is somebody with forty two thousand, Followers SO

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Speaker 2: i don't. Know all, Right daza remains a mystery. One

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Speaker 2: is So daza shared, It dazz put it, up and

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Speaker 2: within two hours we had found.

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Speaker 4: Him Wiley.

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Speaker 2: Rave the unknown interloper Was Andrew. Hellyman he's fucking. Gigantic he.

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Speaker 1: Is he's a big.

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Speaker 4: Man he looks like.

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Speaker 2: Like a Young Nick.

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Speaker 1: Cave, yeah he looks kind of. Nice, yeah or like

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Speaker 2: Like a young he looks like a Young Johnny. Cash

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Speaker 2: in this one photo he's dressed in all black with,

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Speaker 2: white open open. NECK i realized he also looks gigantic

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Speaker 2: because he's standing next to.

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Speaker 4: The flower girl who's very.

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Speaker 2: Tiny but he's not just some sneaky creep who gets

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Speaker 2: his jollies by invading sacred occasions for the free food

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Speaker 2: and booze Allah, Oh, Wilson Vince, vaughan you know What

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Speaker 2: i'm talking. About, Instead hellyman had merely made an innocent mistake.

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Speaker 2: QUOTE i was at the wrong, wedding he confessed TO

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Speaker 2: swns after seeing his mug And doz's page four years.

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Speaker 2: Ago my partner was acting as, bride'smaid a, bride'sman male,

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Speaker 2: bridesmaid that's a male bridesmaid for his Friend mikhale's, wedding

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Speaker 2: And i'd been invited as his plus. One, hellyman thirty,

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Speaker 2: three a painter and, decorator. Explained for some, reason he

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Speaker 2: told me it was at The Carlton hotel In prestwick

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Speaker 2: at two, pm and when it was actually being held

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Speaker 2: at The Great Western hotel In. Air he had already

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Speaker 2: left in the morning to help with whatever it is

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Speaker 2: bride'smen do and left me to make my own way

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Speaker 2: to the, wedding running late.

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Speaker 1: To the fay. Fet how do you say that fete

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Speaker 2: Good Fate hellyman pulled up to The carlton with just

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Speaker 2: minutes to, spare believing that the wedding festivity is taking

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Speaker 2: place outside of the, hotel such as the bagpiper who

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Speaker 2: welcomed it To vidi's were his partner's. FRIEND i remember

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Speaker 2: thinking to, myself, cool this is obviously the right, place Called,

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Speaker 2: helliband who'd only met the bride and didn't expect to

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Speaker 2: know anyone else at the wedding other than her and

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Speaker 2: her her and his. BOW i parked my car and

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Speaker 2: rushed inside and made my way into the hall and

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Speaker 2: saw the groom standing and waiting. NERVOUSLY i had never

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Speaker 2: Met michael's husband, before SO i, thought all, right this

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Speaker 2: must Be. Ben the fact THAT i didn't recognize a

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Speaker 2: single person in this place didn't raise any alarm, bells

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Speaker 2: but bells began ranging in his. Head Once, wiley a perfect,

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Speaker 2: stranger began making her way to the, altar the music.

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Speaker 2: Started everybody stands up and turned around to watch the

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Speaker 2: bridewalk down the. Aisle and oh my, god that's not

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Speaker 2: michaela Said, hellyman who was mortified by THE. Vixa you

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Speaker 2: can't exactly stand up and walk out of a wedding mid,

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Speaker 2: seramony SO i just had to commit to the act

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Speaker 2: and spend the next twenty minutes awkwardly sitting there trying

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Speaker 2: to be, inconspicuous and he.

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Speaker 4: Cannot he is a.

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Speaker 2: Giant After wiley And john, SWAPPED i Dos heliman made

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Speaker 2: a clean escape to mckel's.

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Speaker 4: WEDDING i was almost.

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Speaker 2: As popular at the as the actual bride and groom

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Speaker 2: and spent most of the night retelling that story to.

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Speaker 2: People he, joked and despite his best efforts to remain

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Speaker 2: unnoticed at wiley, ceremony wedding photographers caught him in an accidental,

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Speaker 2: act prompting her years long hunt for his. IDENTITY i,

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Speaker 2: mean the fact that she shared it so often is

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Speaker 2: fascinating to.

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Speaker 4: Me do you, know, WELL i.

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Speaker 1: Think it's weird that it's and this is no offense

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Speaker 1: to the good people of THE, Uk, Ireland Northern, Ireland.

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Speaker 1: Scotland it's a very small. Area you Can't, yes there's

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Speaker 1: a good chance that guy is from ten kilometers or

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Speaker 1: closer to your wedding. Venue it's crazy she went so

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Speaker 1: wide with it and couldn't figure it out.

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Speaker 2: Locally, yeah, no it, Is but also like it was

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Speaker 2: it SOMETHING i just wonder if it like needled at

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Speaker 2: her for so, long or was it, like who is

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Speaker 2: this handsome stranger at my?

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Speaker 3: Wedding? Like was it was?

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Speaker 2: It some was there a little bit of, that like

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Speaker 2: why keep coming back.

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Speaker 4: To it four years?

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Speaker 1: Later? Yeah like what does?

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Speaker 2: It would it bother you that much if there was

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Speaker 2: a stranger at your? WEDDING i don't think it would bother.

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Speaker 1: Me i've been to so many weddings as a last

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Speaker 1: minute plus one and nobody knew WHO i, was and

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Speaker 1: nobody ever cared WHO i, Was AND i wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: IF i talked to the, Groom i'd be, like, Hey

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Speaker 1: i'm here With, ashley AND i would like shake hands

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Speaker 1: and they were like thanks for being, here and they move,

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Speaker 1: On like weddings are half. Strangers, yeah exactly.

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Speaker 2: Right it could be a distant cousin or something like.

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Speaker 2: That it's just it just SEEMS i wonder if there's

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Speaker 2: not some other reason why she kept coming back to,

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Speaker 2: this to this.

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Speaker 4: Picture that's All i'm.

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Speaker 1: Saying i'm NOT i See, yeah nothing, Creepy.

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Speaker 4: No nothing.

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Speaker 2: Creepy that's what's going, on all? Right but oh they

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Speaker 2: met face to face On.

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Speaker 4: Thursday that's.

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Speaker 1: Crazy that's, nice that's.

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Speaker 2: Nice though it's, cute it's, unbelievable Said. WILEY i just

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Speaker 2: could not stop laughing WHEN i heard the. Story it's so,

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Speaker 2: funny and the Way andrew tells the story is. Brilliant

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Speaker 2: you just don't hear about things like this. Happening she,

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Speaker 2: CONTINUED i just cannot stop laughing about. It it's great

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Speaker 2: to finally find out who it. Was the unlikely pair

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Speaker 2: plans to get married, now.

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Speaker 1: No just, Kidding, well that would be the, story that

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Speaker 1: would be the. Story that's What i'm.

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Speaker 2: Saying our wedding day was really the perfect. Day wiley

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Speaker 2: gush that she Wishes hellyman would have stayed for a

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Speaker 2: wedding reception rather than. Leaving but this blender adds another

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Speaker 2: great story to it that gives us even more special.

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Speaker 2: Memories it has certainly put a lot of smiles on

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Speaker 2: a lot of people's.

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Speaker 4: FACES i love. IT i love.

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Speaker 2: It and there's a picture of them. Together they both

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Speaker 2: he's a tall, man he's uh and they're both smiling.

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Speaker 1: BIG i think it's so. Nice, YEAH i think it's so.

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Speaker 1: NICE i mean it made this wedding.

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Speaker 2: Memorable oh, YEAH i, mean somebody your wedding is already always,

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Speaker 1: Yeah to, you but to other, people they all feel

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Speaker 1: like a factory a lot of the, times and so

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Speaker 1: this makes this. ONE i don't. KNOW i think the

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Speaker 1: bride was really cool for like hunting this guy. Down

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Speaker 1: it's a great, story AND i don't know why it

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Speaker 1: made international.

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Speaker 2: News, NO i don't know that. Either you know what

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Speaker 2: is very INTERESTING.

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Speaker 4: I the.

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Speaker 2: Wedding you, know because like you can make a lot

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Speaker 2: of arguments that weddings are a waste of.

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Speaker 1: MONEY i would make a lot of those. Arguments, yes,

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Speaker 1: YEAH i.

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Speaker 4: Know it's just a.

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Speaker 2: WEDDING i, mean you, know it's just a big. Party

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Speaker 2: and we've had big parties. Before you, know it's just

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Speaker 2: very much more expensive big. Party, however there was there

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Speaker 2: was something about it for the for the specifically for

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Speaker 2: me as being the, groom that it was like it

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Speaker 2: was amazing on a level THAT i didn't anticipate And

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Speaker 2: i'm still surprised. BY i stayed up there until five

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Speaker 2: in the morning with like no drugs. WHATSOEVER i was

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Speaker 2: just so filled with joy THAT i could LIKE i was.

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Speaker 1: Just thrilled to be.

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Speaker 4: Alive great.

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Speaker 1: Wedding it was just like.

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Speaker 2: Every single person you love in the entire universe is

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Speaker 2: in one. Place it's pretty.

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Speaker 1: Cool, yeah it's really. NEAT i, mean you had a beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Wedding you guys are an incredible. Job was really. Fun

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Speaker 1: We kurt from the hotels where everybody was. Staying they

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Speaker 1: had a school bus take the main friends, there so

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Speaker 1: so JUST i don't, know forty five fifty people that

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Speaker 1: all kind of knew each. Other they were all comedy

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Speaker 1: people that were all had come up From La we're already.

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Speaker 1: DRINKING i Met Ali ward at the bar and had

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Speaker 1: a couple of. Drinks we get. On i'm already buzzed

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Speaker 1: by the time we start going and every singing, songs

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Speaker 1: and then you guys are. There you looked, great, handsome good.

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Speaker 1: Suit lauren looked, beautiful beautiful. Dress it was so. Fun

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Speaker 1: friends Sung Eugene merman was so. Funny he was very.

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Speaker 1: Funny the dancing was. Great then we all get back

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Speaker 1: on the same bus and go back to the. Hotel

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Speaker 1: now we're all nine sheets to the. Wind where whatever

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Speaker 1: beach house we ended up, AT i don't know if

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Speaker 1: you had rented. It somebody had rented a couple of beach,

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Speaker 1: houses small. Ones, yeah here's my big takeaway from your whole.

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Speaker 1: Wedding first NIGHT i ever drank a? Buzzball was that

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Speaker 1: your really somebody walked in with? Buzzballs AND i was

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Speaker 1: back THEN i could really tie one. On so, sadly.

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Speaker 1: Buzzball if you guys ever do a val renewal, ceremony

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Speaker 1: it has to be sponsored by woman to owned. Business.

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Speaker 1: Buzzballs oh, man do you were?

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Speaker 2: You did you get baby bird whiskey into?

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Speaker 1: Mouth? Oh? Chure but you. GUYS i it was more

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Speaker 1: of a groomsman, thing and SO i think you guys

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Speaker 1: were already on.

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Speaker 3: Your way with.

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Speaker 1: That BUT i will SAY i definitely, did and uh

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Speaker 1: it was thinking back on, them was a disgust listing.

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Speaker 5: Thing baby bird whiskey in the mouth is where you

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Speaker 5: take a shot of very expensive whiskey and then spit

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Speaker 5: it into someone else's. Mouth it was fucking, Crazy, uh

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Speaker 5: chanting baby bird whiskey in the.

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Speaker 1: Mouth, yeah it was. Incredible WHEN i was walking back

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Speaker 1: From whoever's beach, HOUSE i was you guys are still

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Speaker 1: going pretty, hard and the energy was, yeah five am

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Speaker 1: is not. SURPRISING i probably walked back to my hotel

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Speaker 1: at about three thirty or four thirty AND i was

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Speaker 1: with a guy friend of mine and a gal friend of,

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Speaker 1: mine and we were all just making sure we all

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Speaker 1: got back. Safely and it was holding hands with the

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Speaker 1: woman friend of. Mine not, romantic just an old friend holding.

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Speaker 1: Hands and at some POINT i REALIZED i was also

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Speaker 1: holding hand with the guy friend of mine and just

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Speaker 1: three thirty year olds just walking hand in hand through,

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Speaker 1: venture drunk on, buzzballs in. Love AND i was, like, oh, sorry.

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Speaker 1: Dude he's, LIKE i don't. Care we didn't have a.

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Speaker 1: Threesome is the end of that.

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Speaker 2: Story but end of that, story the surprising. End, honestly,

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Speaker 2: yeah it could have gone that.

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Speaker 1: WAY i must have been, tired but it was a beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Wedding AND i get what you're. Saying, yeah, sure here's.

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Speaker 1: One Edmund, hawkins our good buddy sent this.

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Speaker 4: In just Saw edmund in the office. Recently oh.

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Speaker 1: Great it was ON bbc By siona, McCallum best in The.

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Speaker 1: looks Like shyona Or shiona and it doesn't matter how

439
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,720
Speaker 1: you spell. It it spells BI Tb best in THE.

440
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:43,399
Speaker 1: Beeswts Taco bell rethinks IT'S ai drive through after a

441
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,360
Speaker 1: man orders eighteen thousand?

442
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:51,679
Speaker 2: Waters what could he have possibly?

443
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:55,879
Speaker 1: Said Taco bell is rethinking it's use of artificial. Intelligence in,

444
00:21:55,960 --> 00:22:00,600
Speaker 1: parentheses it, says AY i to power drive through restaurants

445
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 1: after THE. Us in THE us after comical videos of

446
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 1: the tech making mistakes were viewed millions and millions of.

447
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 1: Times in one, clip a customer seemingly crashed the system

448
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 1: by ordering eighteen thousand cups of, water while another person

449
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 1: got increasingly angry as THE ai repeatedly asked him to

450
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 1: add more drinks to his. Order which is very funny.

451
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 1: TOO i don't know how about eighteen thousand cups of free.

452
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 1: Water since twenty twenty, three The Fast chain has introduced

453
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,880
Speaker 1: the technology at over five hundred locations in The United

454
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,119
Speaker 1: states Of america with the aim of reducing mistakes and

455
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 1: speeding up. Orders oh THE, AI jeob why shut? Up just?

456
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 1: Pay people got just this is people so? Stupid BUT

457
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 1: ai seems to have served up the complete. Opposite Taco

458
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: bell's Chief digital And Technology, Officer Dane, Matthews you're in.

459
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 1: Trouble if the guy leading you is Named.

460
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 2: Dane dane should not be your chief intelligence.

461
00:22:58,119 --> 00:22:59,120
Speaker 1: Officer, No.

462
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 2: Dane dane should be out there doing something. Else there's

463
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 2: a lot of jobs For dane that you.

464
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 1: NEED a fire, started, campfire, Yeah, dane we start the. Campfire.

465
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,640
Speaker 2: Yeah hey, Man, yeah, sure, man.

466
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 1: But Not Tech Officer. Danes, No, Dane, No. Dane you

467
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 1: need to smuggle some drugs into a. Concert dane puts

468
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 1: it in his butt crack and gets it in the.

469
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 1: Festival and that's What danes are. For Tech.

470
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 2: Officer you need somebody to archive all Of Dave matthews

471
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 2: live concerts from nineteen ninety nine to two thousand and.

472
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 2: Eight dane will do, that and he'll do a good.

473
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 2: Job you know how good he'll do your Chief intelligence.

474
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 1: Officer, no and this guy's name Is Dane. Matthews so He.

475
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 1: DANE i swear To, god fuck, YOU i swear his.

476
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 4: Name Is Deane.

477
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 2: Matthews, Hey I'm Dane. Matthews i'm The i'm The I'm Dave.

478
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 2: Matthews Dane.

479
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 1: Matthews did you Say Dave.

480
00:23:55,560 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 2: Matthews, yeah, yeah For Dave, Matthews I'm Dane. Matthews Billy Is,

481
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 2: Matthews Dane.

482
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 1: Matthews all those songs that people like crash into me.

483
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: Others he told. So Dane matthews Told The Wall Street

484
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: journal that Deploying VOICE ai has had its. Challenges, quote

485
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,959
Speaker 1: sometimes it lets me, down but sometimes it really surprises,

486
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 1: me he. Said. Uh he said the firm was learning a,

487
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 1: lot but he would now think carefully about where to

488
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: USE ai going, forward including not using it at their

489
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 1: drive throughs in. Particular Mister, matthews That's Dane. Matthews. Matthews

490
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 1: there were times.

491
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 2: If your Name's Dane, matthews no one should call you Mister.

492
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 2: Matthews you should always be addressed as Mister Dane.

493
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 1: MATTHEWS i, Agree and you should not be in charge

494
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: of anything except maybe make, stuff pouring vodkas out of

495
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: a watermelon and bringing it to a cook.

496
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 2: Houp if you need one hundred hammocks for a camp.

497
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 4: Out, Done danes got.

498
00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 1: You dane's got. You.

499
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

500
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 1: Yeah if you need a river.

501
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 2: Rafting guide down The Colorado, River dane is there for.

502
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 1: You, Yeah you're gonna make it to the end of

503
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 1: the float if you Got dane on your.

504
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 3: Side m.

505
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: Hm but just not in charge of anything digital or,

506
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: technology not tech. Stuff there are times when humans are

507
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: better placed to take, orders especially when the restaurants get.

508
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: Busy we'll help coach teams on when to use VOICE

509
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 1: ai and when it's better to monitor and step in,

510
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: again just hire. People the issues have been building online

511
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 1: as disgruntled customers have taken to social media to complain

512
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: about the, service with many pointing out glitches and. Issues

513
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 1: On One instagram, clip which has been viewed twenty one million,

514
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 1: times shows a man ordering quote a large mountain dew

515
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: and THE ai voice continually, replies and what will you

516
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 1: drink with? That come, on, guys it's so. Easy it

517
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: isn't the first time there have been orders WITH ai

518
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 1: not getting it right when it comes to processing food

519
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,239
Speaker 1: and drink. Orders last, Year McDonald's WITHDREW ai from its

520
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 1: drive through. Windows that's a victory as tech misinterpreted customers,

521
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: order resulting in one person getting bacon added to their

522
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: ice cream and another having hundreds of dollars worth of

523
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets mistakenly added to their.

524
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 2: Order that is actually a good solve for the fact

525
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 2: that McDonald's ice cream machines break so. Often, yeah just

526
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,199
Speaker 2: fucking stack it with, bacon handed it.

527
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: Bacon, yeah grease the gears a little. Bit what could go?

528
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: Wrong but despite, also a mcflurry is so. DELICIOUS i

529
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,400
Speaker 1: hadn't had one in, honestly maybe fifteen.

530
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 2: Years to get a mcflurry, recently not long, ago it

531
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 2: was look at, That, okay tell me all about.

532
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,959
Speaker 1: It, WELL i got the eminem mcflurry and there was

533
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 1: a sign that was like ninety nine cent mini, mcflurries

534
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: which are as as small as you. Want it's. PERFECT

535
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 1: i was cruising along At strawberry by my. Side we

536
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 1: went in there and got a couple of those, things

537
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 1: and my, goodness it was so. Delicious McDonald's it's the side, stuff,

538
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: right nobody's going gaga for the. Hamburger's i'm going gago

539
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 1: for the.

540
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 2: CHEESEBURGER i like a little McDonald's.

541
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: Cheeseburger oh they are. GOOD i know when you have kids,

542
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: too it's, like, yeah, exactly you got to figure out

543
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: what you can actually eat.

544
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 4: There but that's.

545
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 2: Amazing that's interesting BECAUSE i. HAVEN'T i just recently got

546
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 2: a frappuccino AND i haven't had one legitimately in thirty.

547
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 2: Years they're sweet and they are very very. SWEET i

548
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 2: also got like extra shots added BECAUSE i remember it

549
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 2: had been it was like too sweet and uh and

550
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 2: THEN i had like a, little just a little, frappuccino

551
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 2: just getting a little sweet.

552
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 4: Tooth we're both getting a little sweet.

553
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: Tooths, well you gotta stay happy these, Days no, shit

554
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: it's a it's a little moment of. Paradise WHEN i

555
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: was at the bike shop in high, school my boss

556
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: was getting our caramel frap every single, day and he

557
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 1: would buy me. One he owned the, shop fifteen year old.

558
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,679
Speaker 1: Employee So i'm drinking. Him he's drinking. Him and the

559
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: woman that worked at The starbucks In Newtown, center it

560
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: was a whole new ship mall area was just. Gorgeous

561
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 1: there was a woman that worked there that was so

562
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: beautiful it. Is it's. REMARKABLE i can remember what she

563
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: looks like to this, day and she was probably in her.

564
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: TWENTIES i was a wee. Lad one, day my Boss

565
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 1: jeff comes. In he, goes do you know how much these?

566
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 1: Frappuccinos how many calories are in the one you're? DRINKING

567
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: i go. No, ALSO i was, FIFTEEN i weighed one

568
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: hundred and forty two. POUNDS i could do whatever you.

569
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,199
Speaker 1: WANT i could have drink mold own the bike. Shop he.

570
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 4: Cannot.

571
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: No he was thirty and so or. Whatever he was twenty,

572
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: five and so he's, like these large ones are twelve hundred.

573
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: Calories SO i was, like really just, milk, yeah just whipped, Sugar, yeah.

574
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: Sugar but DAMN i would hit. HIM i would drink

575
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: the small ones and loved. Him so there's beautiful woman

576
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: that worked. THERE i worked with this, another this other,

577
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: guy and he was, LIKE i won't name his name

578
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: because you, know he was one of. Those he was A.

579
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: Dane he was A. Dane he was one of those.

580
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: Guys he always had a dirty. JOKE i think he

581
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: was still living with his parents light into his. Twenties you,

582
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: know just rough and. Tumble would come in sort of,

583
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: unshowered greasy hair fix.

584
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 2: Bikes if you want to know the best route to

585
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 2: hike up to the top of The Yellowstone, mountain you

586
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 2: go To.

587
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: Dane dane's got. That let's call this Guy dane because

588
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: it wasn't his. Name we're Going dane. Here but, yeah

589
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: he would like he was just a. Met he would

590
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: takes smoke breaks every twenty. Minutes he was the fucking.

591
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: Funniest so one day he comes, in he's not on the.

592
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: Schedule i'm, like what's, up, Man dane, SAYS i have

593
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: a date with that girl At starbucks and we all

594
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: like dropped our, wrenches like literally was like the brunette

595
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,719
Speaker 1: and he was like. Yes so he starts fixing his

596
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: bike and his date was they're just going to go

597
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: on a little bike ride around the area and just you,

598
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: know kind of.

599
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: Nice my mouth is literally hanging open Because i've invested

600
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: so much in this. PERSON i don't know both of.

601
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: THEM i don't. Know dane sort of looked like a

602
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: young Plond Gary. Oldman oh, okay looking not a bad looking.

603
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: Guy guy could be scary if he was mad at.

604
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 2: You, okay, yes, yes, Yes Gary oldman can be. Scary

605
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 2: he plays bad guys.

606
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: Mostly dane's favorite, Band Jimmy's Chicken check.

607
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 2: All, right Classic maryland.

608
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: Band yeah butt rock to the. Extreme so he he

609
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: puts these brand new pedals on his bicycle and their

610
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: suit their metal and they are chrome and they're expensive

611
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: and they're, sharp and he she comes, over.

612
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 4: How old do you?

613
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: Think he's twenty? Eight? Probably oh, OKAY i only worked

614
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: in bike. Shops he also worked AT Bwi, airport but

615
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: then he mostly just worked in bike, shops AND i

616
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: WAS i ended up being the manager over him WHEN

617
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: i was sixteen years, Old, wow you were a. MANAGER

618
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 1: i was the day manager at the bike doctor AND

619
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: i had never been a.

620
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 2: Manager no one has ever looked at me and said

621
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 2: what you would?

622
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 5: Charge?

623
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: DUDE i was selling bikes. LEFT i know you.

624
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 4: WERE i believe THAT i.

625
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: WAS i was on a bike ride once with all

626
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: the other there were seven locations or, whatever and we

627
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: went to this big group ride and they're, like this

628
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: guy's a. Manager AND i heard my boss go he

629
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: sold four bikes. TODAY i used to just, LIKE i

630
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: don't know what it. WAS i THINK i would just

631
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: be you know what it. WAS i would offer them

632
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: the three hundred and fifty dollars bike and then point

633
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: out a two hundred and thirty nine dollars. BIKE i was,

634
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: like this one's just as. Good you just get just

635
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: as much. Bike and then they would, like, oh this

636
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: is a. Deal i'm going to take this right. Now and,

637
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: yes back To. Dane so This starbucks employee comes over

638
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: and she's got her like workout outfit, on AND i,

639
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: mean she's just very beautiful and they and he's, like all, right,

640
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: guys we'll see you. Later we're, like, yeah have a good. Ride,

641
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: man have, fun he. RELIEVES i turned to my, Buddy,

642
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: casey who you've? Meant AND i, go, h he's gonna

643
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: eat shit and this date is going to go absolutely,

644
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: sideways And casey laughs like Whatever. Kurt two minutes, later

645
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: not too he comes limping. Back. Two didn't get out

646
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: of the parking. Lot, no he did, not did not

647
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: get out of the parking. Lot they get on their,

648
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: bikes they start. Peddling he like, bunny hops off a,

649
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: curb cars, coming, stops foot slips, off rips through his,

650
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: pants cut his whole leg. Up he comes limping back

651
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: in with a bloody. Leg day. Over never went out

652
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Speaker 4: Life it haunts, me it haunts.

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Speaker 2: YOU i, mean it must be a, point a data

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Speaker 1: God it. Was. MAN i WISH i could Call casey right.

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Speaker 1: Now it. Was, honestly it may have been forty five

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Speaker 2: Amazing that there's a gentleman who thinks. THAT i think

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Speaker 2: SOMEBODY i think the guys who have this spinny chrome

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Speaker 2: gonna get, Me this.

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Speaker 1: Is gonna reel them. In they're gonna come running when they.

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Speaker 2: See This camri mesmerized by These they're gonna be a

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Speaker 2: light ties.

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Speaker 2: Of AND i Think i've telled this story, before but

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Speaker 1: There's a repeat a. Story.

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Speaker 2: YEAH i was probably sixteen years, old seventeen, sixteen probably sixteen,

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Speaker 2: seventeen seventeen years old BECAUSE i could drive myself much

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Speaker 2: goes surf by myself At Manasquan inlet best one of

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Speaker 2: the best places to surf In Central New. Jersey Cool

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Speaker 2: hand's down and it's a good wave AND i get

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Speaker 2: there and it's pumping good.

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Speaker 4: Waves i'm, like holy. Shit and craziest, part nobody is.

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Speaker 2: Out and this is like Late, September, okay there should

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Speaker 2: be a ton of people out because that's like prime hurricane.

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Speaker 2: Season water is still, warm everybody loves, it, Okay And i'm,

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Speaker 2: LIKE i cannot believe, this AND i get so. EXCITED

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Speaker 2: i have my Lee, shan AND i just start running

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Speaker 2: towards the, ocean not paying attention Because i'm.

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Speaker 4: LIKE i got to get out. Here but until before

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Speaker 4: people get.

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Speaker 2: Here As i'm reaching the water's, EDGE i trip over

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Speaker 2: my own leash AND i land face first into the.

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Speaker 2: Sand and at that, point which is so, Embarrassing i'm

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Speaker 2: at that, POINT i look over to my left and

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Speaker 2: see a gigantic competition tent set up and hundreds of

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Speaker 2: people standing on the.

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Speaker 1: Beach oh my, god it was a.

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Speaker 2: Competition that's why no one was. Out there was like

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Speaker 2: four guys bobbing in the. Water there was so all

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Speaker 2: these people are. Watching and then you just watched me

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Speaker 2: run across the beach and then eat shit right in

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Speaker 2: front of. Everybody AND i just got, up walked, back

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Speaker 2: got in my car and drove.

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Speaker 1: Home oh my, God, well, man have you tripped on

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Speaker 1: your leash since that? Moment never, see because.

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Speaker 2: You always grab it and you hold it.

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Speaker 1: Tight see teachable, moment that was your pivot. Point now

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Speaker 1: you're just you're chot y'all sliding out there into those. Waves, now,

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Speaker 1: shit we're True, scotty wish you you. Will olive will

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Speaker 1: be in high, school so soon she'll be Driving gus.

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Speaker 1: Around you'll be just, surfing like Where's. Dad you'll just

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Speaker 1: show up, salty slick and smelling of the.

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Speaker 2: SEA i THINK i just got some sideye from some

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Speaker 2: from some ladies who were in the study room next to.

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Speaker 3: Up?

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Speaker 1: Uh thank?

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Speaker 1: Otter hell, YEAH i want to Meet. Splash here we

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Speaker 1: Up sierra just started her doctorate in, education specifically in organizational,

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Speaker 1: sierra's profile. Pick we have fifty thousand followers On. Instagram

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Speaker 1: SOMETIMES i see somebody smiling and happy in their profile,

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Speaker 1: it's about starting her. Doctorate she is currently a seventh

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Speaker 1: grade science teacher In massachusetts and hopes to bring her

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Speaker 1: best practices to the students and to the leaders at

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Speaker 3: Works.

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Speaker 1: Nice great one thumbs up To sierra and keep the joy. Flowing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah drana wants the thumbs up her, partner who's an

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Speaker 1: amazingly smart and sweet AND i think it Is driana

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Speaker 1: with interests in infectious dey di zsues she is so

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Speaker 1: proud of. You and, aside thumbs, Up drana is also

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Speaker 1: nine months alcohol, free so thumbs up to, You drana

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Speaker 1: Or drama or we're just gonna call you doctor Cool.

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Speaker 1: Down very good job for. You let's do one. More

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Speaker 1: OH i love this. One this is a good. One

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Speaker 1: Janie perez wants to thumb Up. Kurt she, says a

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Speaker 1: million years, ago like a million years, ago she was

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Speaker 1: flipping around on the old boob dube WATCHING, tv you,

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Speaker 1: know looking for something, fun and she comes onto a

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Speaker 1: game show where she sees a tall white man without

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Speaker 1: shoes hosting lots of comedians really. Weird the winner got

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Speaker 1: a puppy or. Something she. Says she, SAID i never

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Speaker 1: forgot the shoelass host or his. Laugh many years, LATER

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00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: i came across your podcast AND i was listening to

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Speaker 1: this man's voice and thinking it sounds so, familiar and holy,

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Speaker 1: SHIT i Realized kurt was the shoelace. Host janey, says

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Speaker 1: thumbs up to, You, kurt and thumbs up to, You.

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Speaker 1: Janey we're talking about a show That kurt used to

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Speaker 1: be the host of Called. Bunk it was ON.

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Speaker 2: Ifc it Was scotty played the Points CHICKEN.

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Speaker 1: I Played chicken in several. EPISODES i played a birthday

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Speaker 1: care just.

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Speaker 2: Dance you would just you would just come out and

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Speaker 2: dance and be, like, oh the points chickens here to

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Speaker 2: take all your.

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Speaker 1: Points, Yeah AND i would eat the card of all

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Speaker 1: the points AND i would dance in front of all the.

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Speaker 1: Comedians and one time it came out with rabbis and the.

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Speaker 1: Points chicken danced with a bunch of. RABBIS i also

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Speaker 1: played one of the Five brian's That kurt slapped in the.

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Speaker 1: Face Five brians in a.

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Speaker 4: Row, oh, yeah that was.

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Speaker 2: Well we had different timers for every, episode so it

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Speaker 2: would be like the timer's, broken so you'll have the

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Speaker 2: amount of time that it takes me to slap all

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Speaker 2: These brian's in the.

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Speaker 1: Face. Yes and it went down a line of men

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Speaker 1: slapping them with the. Face. Yeah AND i THINK i

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Speaker 1: was the first one And kurt just Goes brian and

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Speaker 1: then slap me in the. FACE i Think Joe pickett

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Speaker 1: might have been A brian Or Nick Brewer, Brian Brian. Brian,

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Speaker 1: Anyways Janie perez are the. Best thanks for saying that

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Speaker 1: in AND i think you could find bunk places, right

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Speaker 1: you could find it online or it's got to be

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Speaker 1: streaming on. SOMETHING i don't all, LOOK i don't think it.

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Speaker 1: IS i don't Think bunk was joke for. Joke pound

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Speaker 1: for pound one of the funniest. Shows the writing staff was,

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Speaker 1: Incredible kurt was, incredible the guests were.

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Speaker 2: Incredible one season killed BY.

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Speaker 4: Ifc BUT i couldn't have been. Cheaper we shot. It

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Speaker 4: couldn't have been.

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Speaker 2: Cheaper we shot the whole thing in like four.

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Speaker 3: Days it Was.

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Speaker 1: We shot four. PILOTS i THINK i was part of two.

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Speaker 2: Pilots, yeah we shot one pilot that was just self.

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Speaker 2: Live then we put it in The New York Television.

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Speaker 2: Festival then we shot another pilot's right where it was

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Speaker 2: still called, pointless and then we, title and then we

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Speaker 2: had to reshoot upot and then and then and then

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Speaker 2: they bought it then but then they were, like we

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Speaker 2: can't call it, pointless.

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Speaker 1: Which is so stupid to the great title.

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Speaker 2: Pointless it's such a good POINT i think it maybe

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Speaker 2: would have.

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Speaker 4: Survived it was.

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Speaker 2: Called, pointless, right and then THE uk sh show called.

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Speaker 2: Pointless they're, like it's, like who gives a?

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Speaker 1: Shit, yeah different. Broadcasting but also two of the guests

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Speaker 1: are on p On bunk started at, midnight a very similar,

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Speaker 1: program and their big thing was. Points Chris hardwood used

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Speaker 1: to say, points and So pointless was on the. Money

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Speaker 1: it was so damn. FUNNY i flew To New york for.

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Speaker 1: IT i don't know WHY i. WASN'T i GUESS i

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Speaker 1: had moved TO la at that. Point BUT i had

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Speaker 1: to JOIN sag to be Point, chicken The cake And

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Speaker 1: brian's and so they paid me five hundred dollars an,

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Speaker 1: episode and to JOIN, SAG i think it's twenty four hundred.

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Speaker 1: Bucks SO i actually lost nine hundred dollars On. Bunk But,

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Speaker 1: Kurt i've made it. Back i've made it back in

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Speaker 1: residuals twenty dollars a yere five dollars. There so MY

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Speaker 1: i think.

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Speaker 2: That is the only THING i get BECAUSE i did

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Speaker 2: it BEFORE i had a, corporation and so it's the

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Speaker 2: only THING i get residuals for under my. Name and

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Speaker 2: so then every once in a while and that's just

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Speaker 2: direct deposited into account, everyone And i'd be, like, WELL

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Speaker 2: i have money my personal bank, account And i'm just,

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Speaker 2: like there.

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Speaker 1: It, is, baby there's that. Bunk there's that.

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Speaker 2: Bunk forty five there's that forty five dollars from bunk.

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Speaker 1: Guys, gals non binary, pals trans. Friends you can always

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Speaker 1: send your thumbs up for yourself or somebody you, love

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Speaker 1: or just somebody you're rooting for right. Now send it

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Speaker 1: To The Bananas podcast at gmail dot com or even

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Speaker 1: You we're here to thumbs you guys. Up we want

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Speaker 1: you to feel. Great all we ask is no, birthdays

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Speaker 1: no anniversaries under fifty years of, marriage which we've had

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Speaker 1: two that were over and you, know we were taking

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Speaker 1: a little break from dog. Death we've had quite a

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Speaker 1: few great dogs and cats go up to the big

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Speaker 1: cosmic banana in the. Sky so just let's keep it

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Speaker 1: positive for a little.

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Speaker 2: While, Yeah, scotti thank you so much for doing, this,

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Speaker 2: Buddy thank.

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Speaker 1: You you're the best in the biz AND i just

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Speaker 1: love doing it every. Week let's keep it, positive.

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Speaker 3: Y'all Bannas.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media. Production our producer and

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Speaker 1: engineer Is Katie. Levine the Catchy bananas theme song was

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Speaker 1: composed and performed By.

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Speaker 2: Kahon artwork For bananas was designed By Travis millard.

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