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Speaker 1: They say the definition of insanity is doing the same

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Speaker 1: thing over and over and expecting a different result. Absolutely, well,

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Speaker 1: if that makes our new hero of the week totally insane.

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Speaker 1: And Jeffrey in the Morning and if we're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about this week's hero. They're from Denver, Colorado. He's a

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Speaker 1: thirty four year old man who's now become a legend

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Speaker 1: and goes by the name Dustin Eggs. And police just

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Speaker 1: arrested mister Eggs because he robbed the same circle k

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Speaker 1: multiple times over the past calendar year.

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Speaker 2: He knows he can do it. That's why Dusty Eggs

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Speaker 2: is feeling good about himself.

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Speaker 1: You actually, when I say multiple times, I don't mean

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Speaker 1: like two or three times times he hit the same

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Speaker 1: store ten separate times, all in one year. Is it cash?

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Speaker 1: You're like, man, Dustin, just go away like we're buddies. Now,

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Speaker 1: Why is he our hero? Because every time he did it,

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Speaker 1: he only came away with about fifty bucks a.

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Speaker 2: He's a massive if he does it enough times, though,

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Speaker 2: Jose Rich ten years.

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Speaker 1: That's fifty thousand, I think, or five thousand sounds good

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Speaker 1: to me. He never got caught the first nine robberies,

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Speaker 1: but he'd space it out where about every month he'd

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Speaker 1: go back and collect the same amount of money.

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Speaker 2: We don't applaud tenacity and perseverance as much as we should.

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Speaker 3: You're right, Jess.

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Speaker 1: So in the end, he got just a tad shy

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Speaker 1: of five hundred dollars before cops finally caught him and

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Speaker 1: undid his reign of terror.

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Speaker 2: The cops didn't find him after every time. You mean

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Speaker 2: the guy like I thought you. He's been arrested ten times.

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Speaker 1: No got away the first nine ten times. Didn't man

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Speaker 1: pay his bail. But that type of consistent persistence makes

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Speaker 1: Dustin eggs Our New of the Week. Yes, persistence really

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Speaker 1: does pay off. Now let's move on. We're gonna get

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Speaker 1: to the shot colic question of the day and send

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Speaker 1: it over to a man who's been banned from thirteen

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Speaker 1: different circle caves for reasons we can't legally say on air,

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Speaker 1: Ashton eggs Our Technical Director, Ashton, I'm just gonna stop talking.

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Speaker 1: You can pick it up anytime, whenever you're ready. Just

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Speaker 1: start saying words any moments. Oh, get me to stop talking.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay.

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Speaker 3: Well, today we celebrate the birthday of one of the

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Speaker 3: most influential men of our time, Mark Elliott Zuckerberg.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's right, a man who revolutionized the Internet and

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Speaker 4: gave our grandparents a safe space to write their long,

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Speaker 4: angry political rants.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, any single handedly took down Tom from my space.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you know, well he turns forty one years old today. Wow,

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Speaker 3: but still doesn't look a day over twelve. Yes, can relate, Mark,

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Speaker 3: can relay. You said it?

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Speaker 2: You guys could be like brothers.

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Speaker 3: What a compliment from Brooklyn books. But he also just

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Speaker 3: so happens to share the same birthday as another modern

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Speaker 3: day genius, the human keg stand known as Rob Gronkowski

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Speaker 3: aka grop That's why today we're doing a special who

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Speaker 3: said it? Tech the billionaire Mark Zuckerberg or super Bowl

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Speaker 3: winning party boy Rob Gronkowski during Today's twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: You're trying to go away from Yeah, it definitely has

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Speaker 3: nothing to do with the fact that my voice can't

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Speaker 3: go that low. No, when you hit puberty, it will

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Speaker 3: go down. Oh are you promised? Promise you saying a

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Speaker 3: number between one and twenty and I'll read you a

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Speaker 3: timeless quote. All you have to do is tell me

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Speaker 3: was that by the Zuckster or Gronk?

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Speaker 1: It eggs hard.

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Speaker 3: So we're gonna start with the woman who's tried to

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Speaker 3: DM both. Alexis, give me a number five, all right,

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Speaker 3: Alexis who said this quote, we need to remember to

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Speaker 3: start our meetings with more eye contact. Was that Gronk

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Speaker 3: or zuck.

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Speaker 1: Just in the locker room with all of his other

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Speaker 1: like wide receivers and tight ends. Come on, guys, you know,

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Speaker 1: tough one. But I'm gonna go. As much as I

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Speaker 1: think Gronk like meetings, I could think zuckerb.

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Speaker 3: That's correct. Nothing screams human vibes like scheduling eye contact

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Speaker 3: definitely not a robot. Well, Brooke, give me a number.

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Speaker 2: Okay, give me number fifteen, all right, Brooke.

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Speaker 3: Who said this quote? I was always hungry by the

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Speaker 3: time we came back for the after party, So for

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Speaker 3: whatever reason, you could find me cooking scrambled eggs totally

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Speaker 3: naked at three am? You know?

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Speaker 2: Was that Gronk or suck The thought of just picture

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Speaker 2: Zuckerberg totally naked making scrambled eggs. It's hard for me.

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Speaker 2: I will say, I don't think Gronkowski likes to wear clothes. Ever,

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Speaker 2: they feel like it's probably pretty restrictive for him.

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Speaker 3: Definitely Gronk. Hey, I got a double Yeah, that was Gronk.

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Speaker 3: All right, Jose, please give me a number.

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Speaker 1: I got twelve baby, Hey.

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Speaker 3: Jose, who said this quote, I've got five beds, but

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Speaker 3: I only sleep in one? Was that Gronk or it

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Speaker 3: could be either.

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Speaker 1: That was actually kind of tricky. It's a good one.

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Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg owns like a complex and Hawaii.

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Speaker 3: It's not good, doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Make people happy. But Gronkowski probably has a five decker

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Speaker 1: bunk bed that he and his friends like to sleep.

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Speaker 1: And his brothers. He has two brothers, right, they all

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Speaker 1: party together. I could see a couple for his brothers

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Speaker 1: and then two for the babes. That are the girls

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Speaker 1: left over. I could see them bunking it Upronk.

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Speaker 3: Jose said Gronk. That's correct. Okay, Jeff, we're trying to

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Speaker 3: decide who said the quote, Mark Zuckerberg or Rob Gronkowski. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm number twenty yo, soy fiesta.

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Speaker 1: Yes a party, I am a party.

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Speaker 3: I am party.

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Speaker 1: Now. Originally you would lean towards Gronk on the party game,

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Speaker 1: but Zuckerberg did party like a rock star when he

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Speaker 1: was building Facebook. A post for sure, energy he was

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Speaker 1: slamming that code. Oh yeah, Fiesta, I am also, he's

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Speaker 1: very smart, he will probably get it right. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: Gronkowski did go to U of A right on the

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Speaker 1: border zero Mexico, so I probably had to bust out

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Speaker 1: some Spanish. So give me Rob Gronkowski.

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Speaker 3: There, that's correct. It an Gronk's legendary attempt at Spanish

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Speaker 3: during a postgame interview came out, Yo, fies, it's pretty close.

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Speaker 3: Translates to I am party all right, Alexis. If you

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Speaker 3: get this next question correct, then I will be the

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Speaker 3: loser again of this plenty of twenty number one, number one. Oh,

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Speaker 3: she's confident? Who said this quote? As soon as we

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Speaker 3: walked into the bar, the song jump Around came on,

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Speaker 3: and that was so fired up. I just instinctively started

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Speaker 3: jumping up and down as high as I could. My

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Speaker 3: head actually hit the chandelier, and although it hurt a little,

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Speaker 3: I thought it was funny, and so did everyone else,

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Speaker 3: so I kept jumping. Was that Rob Dronk or Mark

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Speaker 3: Zuckerberg chandelier?

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Speaker 1: Also, jumping around is like the whitest dance move that

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Speaker 1: you could do, and I don't think there is a

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Speaker 3: A terrible song choice.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a huge wrest Gronk.

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Speaker 3: You said Gronk. That's correct. I guess he's taller than

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Speaker 3: Mark Zuckerberg. It goes a good well. That means the

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Speaker 3: I am the loser of.

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Speaker 4: Twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: And because you lost Ashton, you're gonna get shocked while

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Speaker 1: singing jump around, just like Gronk would do. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, uh jump around?

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Speaker 3: Jump around?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh no, jump up? Jump you stay down there.

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Speaker 1: That's your shot collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 1: your phone tap coming

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Speaker 2: Up in just a few minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,