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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame. Hello. Hello there, my name

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Speaker 1: is Rego. I'm calling from the dating app I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Vanessah, yeah, this is she can I hoop

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Speaker 1: care and as you signed up for our apple a

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Speaker 1: little while ago to meet some potential suitors people to date. Yes, okay, cool, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you because I work for the app and

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Speaker 1: I unfortunately have to let you know that you have

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Speaker 1: been removed. Wait, like, I'm sorry you removed me from

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Speaker 1: the Apple? Does that even mean? Yes, your account has

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Speaker 1: been taken down. You've been removed from the dating app.

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Speaker 1: You are no longer on our app trying to find love? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because girl, you look so good at how to Camp

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Speaker 1: with a B. Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. What I was

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Speaker 1: just saying, your profile got taken down, so you don't Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you were gonna say why. I don't understand, Like I

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Speaker 1: didn't do anything. You look so good? You got somebody

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Speaker 1: breaking protocol? Broke protocol? What are you talking about? That

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Speaker 1: means I'm not allowed to take people's profiles down unless

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Speaker 1: they've broken some kind of rule. But you broke a

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Speaker 1: rule of being way too halt for this day, nap,

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Speaker 1: and I am your guy. What wait wait wait, so

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Speaker 1: you're That's what I said. As soon as I saw

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Speaker 1: your profile, I was like, wait, wait, hold on a second,

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second. I'm getting urge to break protocol.

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Speaker 1: Take your profile right off the dating episode. Rigo did

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Speaker 1: it because Rigo got to meet you, girl. Okay, no,

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Speaker 1: Rigo does not got to meet me. Um, that is

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Speaker 1: so messed up, Like you don't just decide like I

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Speaker 1: get to decide who are dating not you? You know

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Speaker 1: this right, that's how dating works nowadays. What I'm saying

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Speaker 1: is I had to take your profile down because I

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Speaker 1: realized that I'm your guy. No, I heard you. I

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Speaker 1: heard that. What I'm saying is what I'm saying is

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to a manager or supervisor or something.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be even working there, Like, are you want

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Speaker 1: to tick? Well, it's funny that you say that, but

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Speaker 1: it's because I actually quit my job. Uh you so hot?

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Speaker 1: You gotta Quentin's job? Yeah, but you don't even work.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is terrified. You're looking so sexy girl?

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Speaker 1: You got me, you got you got a full quitting

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Speaker 1: his job, girl, I quit my job. I'm employed and

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Speaker 1: I'm unemployed, right, now I was hoping I can go

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Speaker 1: There is nothing attractive about this man, Like I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be homeless. I just want to take shelter in your arms. Girl.

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Speaker 1: That's how hot you are. That's why I took you

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Speaker 1: off the dating app. You gotta meet me, I gotta

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Speaker 1: meet you. We gotta meet us. Okay, Yeah, I like, literally,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops. So um oh, you gotta

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Speaker 1: involve uniforms in this. I got a uniform. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: got all kinds of uniforms. You got me want to

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Speaker 1: put on my police uniform? Who are you like? You

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Speaker 1: don't have any friends to tell you, like how to

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Speaker 1: behave in public? Is not allow you do it? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Rigo knew he was right. You got Rerigo going crazy

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Speaker 1: making valid points like that. Rigo don't got no friends

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Speaker 1: telling me. Shouldn't be taking you off of the dating

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Speaker 1: app because he wants to date you. Shouldn't be flying

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Speaker 1: out to see you. Shouldn't be flying out to meet you.

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Speaker 1: Shouldn't be calling your phone. Rigo does have some friends.

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Speaker 1: I just slap myself in the face. I slipped myself

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Speaker 1: on the face because I'm my own friend. Real shouldn't

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Speaker 1: done that? Rego was bad. Maybe Rego needs to be smoke.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to stop, like I don't know

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Speaker 1: what going on now? No, you it stopped, like stop,

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Speaker 1: This is not like a flirty Yes, exactly what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to start. You're ready to stop. I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to start. Let's start. You need therapy. Go get therapy,

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Speaker 1: just go get help. Like this is not normal. Can

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Speaker 1: you hear that I'm slapping my own face? I should

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Speaker 1: have slapped my hand. You can hear that? Can you

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Speaker 1: hear that better? Yeah? I can hear that. Oh okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: I screwed that up. I was actually slapped my face,

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Speaker 1: which is weird. I should have slapped my hand to

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Speaker 1: just make a sound effect, but then I actually stopped

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Speaker 1: my face. Now my face kind of hurts, and I

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Speaker 1: don't even think you could hear it on the microphone. Damn, girl,

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Speaker 1: you got me all off kilt. I am so confused

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Speaker 1: right now. You should be, because this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your friend. Your friend because apparently you joined a

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Speaker 1: new dating app and you've been stressing about like me someone,

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Speaker 1: so she wanted to mess with you, like, wait, did

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Speaker 1: you actually flap yourself? Yeah? I did, And now my

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Speaker 1: cheekerts and that was really stupid of me, wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubil phone pranks,