1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:02,759 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,360 Speaker 2: And I'm apologizing now if I sound a little bit 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 2: off today, but the barista made my usual coffee with 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 2: red Bull on the weaker side today. Yeah, I'm coming 5 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,600 Speaker 2: in a little bit under caffeinated. 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,079 Speaker 3: That's what I'm wondering. 7 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 2: By the end of it, it's the frothiest, But I 8 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 2: don't have a lot of energy for a brand new care. 9 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 1: I don't care. 10 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 2: I'm gonna slam a five hour and we're going to 11 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 2: get into this. 12 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,200 Speaker 1: Here we go, right. 13 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 4: I can literally see your heart pounding in your chest. 14 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 4: I'm a little concern. 15 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 2: It's still slower than normal. Let's just get into your 16 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:47,480 Speaker 2: first headline. Okay, my spidy senses are tingling, and now 17 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 2: it's raining dollar bills. 18 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,599 Speaker 1: What care? 19 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 3: I don't care, Yeah I care. 20 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 1: I'm back. 21 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty four, an employee at Marvel Comics was 22 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 2: in charge of drawing a new edition called Secret Wars, 23 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:02,279 Speaker 2: which shows the first appearance of Spider Man wearing a. 24 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: Black suit. 25 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:06,679 Speaker 2: Aig deal so that, of course, would eventually lead to 26 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:10,119 Speaker 2: the emergence of the character Venom, which today is making 27 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 2: millions of dollars. 28 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: In movie theaters everywhere. 29 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 2: But back then, after a comic got printed, they wouldn't 30 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 2: keep all the original drawings. 31 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 1: They would just toss them. 32 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 3: Well there's just so many, like where would you keep us? 33 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 2: Brook would take them home and let her children draw. 34 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 2: But one of those originals was found recently it was 35 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 2: put up for auction. A single page was listed at 36 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:36,040 Speaker 2: Heritage Auctions for three hundred and thirty thousand dollars. Who 37 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 2: Within the first hour, it soared past a million. 38 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,639 Speaker 3: WHOA, so dork's got money. 39 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: Then it went to. 40 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 2: Two million, stop three, and finally it sold for a 41 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 2: record three point three six million dollars one page. 42 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 3: Do you think the person was really drunk when they 43 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 3: bid that much? I mean, like, I'm just you'd have 44 00:01:59,360 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 3: so much. 45 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 2: By Compare that to the few surviving copies of Superman's debut, 46 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 2: which was like fifty years earlier, that sold for three 47 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 2: point one million. 48 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 3: Oh Man, so it's out selling Superman. 49 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 2: Spider Man is still one of the most popular superheroes 50 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,399 Speaker 2: out there. 51 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 4: Ye. 52 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 2: Let's see if you guys care about this, the new 53 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 2: middle school program that's gonna make Brooke wish she was 54 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 2: thirteen again. 55 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 1: Care, I don't care, I care, I care for brush? 56 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 2: Yes, one of the biggest challenges that's facing young women 57 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 2: today thanks to the prevalence of social media is. 58 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 1: Body image issues. 59 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 2: Okay, and in Mississippi, middle schools tackling that in a 60 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 2: very interesting and controversial way. Oh no, they started a 61 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 2: new program where they're offering female students complementary shapewear shut 62 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,280 Speaker 2: so that they can have a more positive body image. 63 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 3: That is sick. 64 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 2: They're giving shapewear to middle don't be jealous of the 65 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 2: middle school students. If it's like skims Kim Kardashian's brand, 66 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 2: I'd kind of want to know. In a flyer that 67 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 2: was sent home to parents, they'd have to initial saying, yes, 68 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 2: my daughter can and receive padded bras, sank shapewear, and 69 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 2: other products from school counselors, but. 70 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,520 Speaker 3: They can't wear spaghetti strapped tank tops. 71 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,359 Speaker 2: Okay, that's over the line. 72 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: Was there a place? 73 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 4: Was there a place where you can initial like a 74 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 4: curse word, like you don't that's. 75 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: What you could just not sign it. 76 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 2: The flyer says that they're offering top shapewear and bottom shape. 77 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 1: The bottom shape, I don't know what the bottom ship 78 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: it's like for. 79 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 4: Your butt, And then it sucks your thighs and your 80 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 4: waist makes it smaller. 81 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 1: Okay, you sure know a lot about this, Brookfast. 82 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 4: Every every adult woman can choose to wear shapewear. It's 83 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 4: a totally different message to give it to middle chores. 84 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they do have size options if you don't 85 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 2: want the big one. They come in small, medium, large. 86 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 2: But the school thinking is that girls with positive body 87 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 2: image are more likely to have good physical and mental health, 88 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 2: so they need to. 89 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 4: Look like a sculpted Instagram model to have good body 90 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 4: like I hate this story. 91 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 3: I want to not care anymore. Tak it angry. 92 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 2: I think a different school is doing a similar program 93 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 2: for the boys, though they're passing out cucumbers. 94 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: I would want to go to that school. Let's go 95 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 1: to your next headline. 96 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 2: The roads in Connecticut just got way less fun, but 97 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,279 Speaker 2: at least we get to laugh about it. 98 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: Care I don't care. I actually don't care about the road. 99 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: I don't care either. 100 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 2: My family lives in Connecticut, so sorry to my family all. 101 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 3: Did your aunt send you the story? 102 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 2: It's actually a pretty funny story, But you guys are 103 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 2: never gonna know. 104 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: Why. 105 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 2: Jose's already planning his vacation to a South Dakota senior son. 106 00:04:56,240 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: Do South Dakota I can Yeah, sure, all right? 107 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 2: Ye. A forty six year old Michael Kuranda works as 108 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:08,159 Speaker 2: an elementary school music teacher in South Dakota, and he 109 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,479 Speaker 2: lives with his seventy three year old mom, Irene. 110 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: Oh, that's gonna be me. I've admitted dad, I'm gonna 111 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: live with my parents. 112 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 2: Well, last week, just before bed, he made himself a 113 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 2: big pan of brownies, and fast forward to the next morning, 114 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,279 Speaker 2: Irene found them and thought that he made them for her, 115 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,279 Speaker 2: so she put him in the back of her car 116 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 2: and drove to her weekly card game at the local 117 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:30,280 Speaker 2: Senior center. Okay, but what Irene didn't realize is that 118 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,480 Speaker 2: they were actually very strong pot brown Oh. 119 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 1: Come in. I was like, Michael just gotten back from. 120 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 2: A trip to Colorado where he picked up a bunch 121 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 2: of THHC butter. He cooked half a pound of it 122 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 2: into the recipe. 123 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 1: Is so concentrated, that's like not good. 124 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 2: A few hours later, nine one one was getting swarmed 125 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 2: with calls from the senior center saying multiple grandmas and 126 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,280 Speaker 2: grandpa's thought that they'd been poisoned. 127 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, called me. 128 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:04,839 Speaker 3: Once was like, I can't feel my tongue. No, just 129 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 3: sit for a little while exactly. 130 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:10,160 Speaker 2: They hadn't been poison turns out they were just all really, 131 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 2: really hot. 132 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 1: So police figured out what happened. They showed up at 133 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,680 Speaker 1: Michael's school and arrested him. 134 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 2: Recreation marijuana still illegal in South Dakota, and because of that, 135 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 2: he could face up to five years in jail a 136 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,760 Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars fine, all because his mom took his pot. 137 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,280 Speaker 1: Brownies. 138 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:32,479 Speaker 3: Mom. 139 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 4: Everyone ate all their food that day. 140 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 1: Finally, Jeff's joke of the day Carod don't. 141 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 3: Care, Yeah, tell me it's about the Connecticut Roads. 142 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:50,360 Speaker 1: What's a what's a crackhead's favorite song? What I Want 143 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:50,919 Speaker 1: to Rock? 144 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 3: You call like a drug reference. 145 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,040 Speaker 1: So it's an old song. 146 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:04,599 Speaker 2: That's your trot Don't Care Fall Taps coming up next