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Speaker 1: Coaches Convention. You're not a vet, Calm down. She's had

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Speaker 1: down to the dungeon and get him Brittany. They deserve it.

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00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,360
Speaker 1: And they come out and they go and they look

420
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,119
Speaker 1: around in the look her from the cage and they

421
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,440
Speaker 1: have a plate out there, and those boys real good

422
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,880
Speaker 1: and they think we're on the bachelor party. Obviously we're

423
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 1: in town visiting and we just got broke, and they

424
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,119
Speaker 1: have they have a play full of whip cream. A

425
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 1: shot and then they got here's Scuba, here's your blow job.

426
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,639
Speaker 1: That's when I got uncomfortable. I was like, okay, and

427
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,639
Speaker 1: they're like, go ahead, suck it, dude. I'm like the

428
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,639
Speaker 1: one girl what was her name, Sally, Sally, Sally, I

429
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 1: swear to god, the one that was always funny and

430
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,439
Speaker 1: did it joking fast, and she's like, come on, are

431
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 1: you gonna suck it? And she said no hands. When

432
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:45,920
Speaker 1: they started saying that, I'm like, I put my phone down,

433
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 1: and Scuba looks so uncomfortable. He's like rubbing his beard,

434
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 1: like what do I do well? And what he wants

435
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,440
Speaker 1: to do? This shot? It's whipped cream and like straight

436
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,959
Speaker 1: candy in the glass, like shots in general. But let

437
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 1: a blow job. He'll do that. Hey, we take Scooba

438
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 1: for his birthday and we're here, we are, We're we're

439
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 1: forcing him to take a blowjob show. So it's comfortable

440
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,159
Speaker 1: peer pressure. A grown man with a family on his

441
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 1: bloods break and then the chicks doing there, she's doing Sparklers.

442
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,639
Speaker 1: We're all peer pressure him and the one girls like,

443
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,359
Speaker 1: come on, are you gonna suck it or not? And

444
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 1: Scoopa bends his head down and deep throats this blow shop.

445
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: So then we all start talking about like how awkward

446
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 1: would it be if we wanted a girl bar dinner,

447
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 1: Like you want to blow job? You want to blow job?

448
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,520
Speaker 1: You want? We'll take four blowjobs? Please? Like you can't

449
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 1: do that. It's it's hilarious in the context and parameters

450
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 1: of it. It was fine to have a blowjob shot there,

451
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,200
Speaker 1: but if who didn't they just bring us up. But

452
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 1: if two dudes go bluttery nipple, like if two dudes

453
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 1: going or can you order that blowjob shot at the bar?

454
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's some I think he just exists for birthdays.

455
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 1: Can't order a plateful of whip cream? It's called a blowjob.

456
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: That's a place on Church Street you can go and

457
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 1: get half of blow job. He said that. They encouraged that.

458
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,920
Speaker 1: I tell you what I was videoing, but internally I

459
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 1: was laughing so hard your beer and then I again,

460
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,919
Speaker 1: did you have fun? Dude, that had a great time.

461
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: I really appreciate you guys taking me. That was really cool.

462
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: For paying lunch. I appreciate he paid just for you

463
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: pay for me? Yeah, I know, but we all could have,

464
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 1: but no one said it. When they said who's ticket.

465
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,199
Speaker 1: No one said, oh, I'll take So that's not going

466
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 1: to get complicated where we're all just like I'll pay

467
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: for Scoopa's fries, I'll pay for Scoopa's blowjob shot. He

468
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: wanted to pay for it, so it's something to complain

469
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: about because he paid for He pulled it the menu

470
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: really like my grandpa would go, oh god, jeez, that's

471
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 1: how much it is. You saw the f and menu?

472
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 1: How much things cost? Did they charges for the blow

473
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: drop shot? No? I don't think so it's a complimentary thing.

474
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: I told you we got to hook up. It's freaking

475
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 1: cool with how much she's cool with? Wait, I thought

476
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 1: there was an alcohol in it barely what what? What

477
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: was what? It tastes like It tasted like you don't

478
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: think they did the gutter. I don't know what it was,

479
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: but take like tastes like it was one of those

480
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 1: pads it gets all the alcohol from. It's on a

481
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: mat shot. You don't think they gave you a match shot,

482
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: do you? And the mat shot is like you know

483
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 1: how they make the drinks and they spill things and

484
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 1: like a mind racer. No, like like where you're making

485
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 1: like you got a mind racer before that's like Haroin

486
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 1: mind racers where they make like seven layers of alcohol.

487
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 1: You need to drink it with a straw as fast

488
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: as you can. It's like dark pepper. Look what cocaine

489
00:24:52,080 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 1: you're talking about? Acid? That's called ruined your life. A

490
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: Matt shot is where they like the little Matt that

491
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: sits on the ball. And then they did take all

492
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: the liquid and they poured into a drink. It wasn't that, no, No,

493
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 1: it tasted like a root beer ish type drink. I

494
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: don't know what it was, licorice, I don't know. It

495
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: wasn't good. I didn't finish. I couldn't finish it. And

496
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: then as we get on your mouth, I put half

497
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 1: of my mouth's just a tip hey. And then as

498
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: we're getting all liquored up, the boy, the dude comes

499
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: back out with his chick to move the U haul.

500
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: It's just a U haul trailer. And then he's his

501
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 1: jeep from Massachusetts and he thinks that he's going to

502
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: do a three point turn with a U in a skinny,

503
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: narrow Nashville street, and so he starts to do it.

504
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: He starts to do it like a badass, and he's

505
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: got the windows down, the windows, he's got the two chicks.

506
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 1: The girls are eyeing us, laughing because we're yelling stuff

507
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 1: like we're rasing the dude, and Pits goes ramp it

508
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:50,159
Speaker 1: and and the dude takes once one step back and

509
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: then goes directly into drive and he's like that, I'm

510
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 1: not gonna total this you all in front of my chick.

511
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: But let's just say that chicks were in town for

512
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 1: about five seconds and they were already looking at the

513
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 1: Nashville guys. So if you're that Massachusetts dude, you better

514
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,719
Speaker 1: head back to the East coast because those ladies are

515
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: gonna start trailing. Oh man, that was you did some

516
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: betting though, If you want to tie into sports a

517
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,400
Speaker 1: little bit mean talk about that. Yeah. And then Eddie

518
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,439
Speaker 1: was like, we're gonna lie bet, We're gonna lie bet

519
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: this Wimbledon match. And right did he started getting piste

520
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,719
Speaker 1: off and also Wimbledon because there's probably eighteen matches going

521
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: at the same time. They started changing channel did the match.

522
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: We're like, no, ESPN just flipping from center court, the

523
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 1: court one, the middle court to this court. Oh my god.

524
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 1: And then they come back and Andy Murray's down, and

525
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: he's like, oh my god, I'm so piste off. And

526
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: here's how it. Bet goes down. Eddie goes hey, John

527
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: isn't there still playing it? And he sucks Andy Murray,

528
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bet him. I was like, dude, careful with

529
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: Andy Murray. He kind of sucks to be placed. Two

530
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: minutes later, the trades are channel. We're all mad. It

531
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: was the only high and that bet was right before

532
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: you placed it. And then and he goes in the

533
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: bathroom and he goes, damn, how much did he plays

534
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: on them? Bet? He's piste off. You guys want to

535
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: know eight dollars. I normally do one, Okay, I can

536
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 1: see why you're upset margin o dollars. When I stepped

537
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 1: away and think about him, like when idiots eight dollars,

538
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: that's why way he stresses about his dollar beds. I'm like,

539
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: I don't stress about the dollars more like that's just

540
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: like why did I go eight? And they I didn't

541
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 1: think I could have enough laughs from that lunch time

542
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 1: with the boys, and we're walking back, you think nothing

543
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 1: else about I thought about this today. Here we go

544
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 1: through the alley because I got annoyed their pressure washing

545
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 1: on the sidewalk. I said, I that I'm not getting

546
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: my shoes all wet, their brand new pumas. And so

547
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm cutting through the I'm cutting through the alley and

548
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: this guy's got his head clothes on, and I go

549
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: up and yell at his ear. I'm like, hi, pressure

550
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: washing over there. But then he just kept walking. I

551
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: don't think you heard me. But then we're all walking

552
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 1: in an alley, totally blocking the alley, and the dude

553
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 1: comes out in the top and he's like, I'm just

554
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: going on. He gives us the double honk and we

555
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,360
Speaker 1: all we all jumped to both sides of the road,

556
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: and he thinks he just like killed somebody. He never

557
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: thought he could move eight dudes in the middle of

558
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: an alley with one honk. We're idiots. We started jumping

559
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 1: to the side of the road because he almost eight

560
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: crab broke his ankle climbing up the rocks. Because it

561
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: was like you could just literally moved to the side

562
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: a little. We all dove out of the way like

563
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: it was a drive by shoot. The normal response would

564
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: have been to just looked bad and be like, I

565
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: f you, dude, And that's probably what he thought was

566
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: gonna happen. But we thought, why don't we start casting?

567
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: Why don't why don't we be sarcasting? And when we

568
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: started climbing walls and rocks and getting out his way,

569
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: he was definitely laughing. He was like, I don't know

570
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: who they are, but I love this condo though. I

571
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: got a buddy that it's got a room there. Morris,

572
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: you know, been in there, man, But here he's got

573
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers stuff all over the place. Said you don't

574
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: have to join it, she said, she taking chance. I've

575
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: never been there. Oh, hello, coaches, I hope you're doing well.

576
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: I wanted to see if you can give a shout

577
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: out of my little brother Brandon for his big sixteenth birthday,

578
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: his birthday. Happy birthday, Hey, happy birthday, Brighton. It's his

579
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: sixteenth birthday. It's Scooba's fiftieth, so that's cool, ramping you

580
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: want to say, happy birthday. It's his six sixteenth birthday.

581
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: We are both huge fans and love the show. Keep

582
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: up the great work, coaches, Sincerely, Tanner. PS. If y'all

583
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: are trying to get your butts whooped in a golf match,

584
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: I'm your guy. We can play five a hole what

585
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: he wants to play us for? I'm in I don't know.

586
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: Man's sixteen. No, his brother is sixteen. Brother, you're a

587
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: good tanner, you do. But happy sixteenth birthday to Brandon.

588
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: Oh wait, his birthday is not nil July nineteen, So

589
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: you're good. We're way early early. You want to hear that?

590
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: No happy birthday yet? Yeah, no, happy birthday. All right,

591
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: we're ready to go. A are you good? Do you

592
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: want to hang a little bit. We're just walking along

593
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 1: the road f and with people. Girls. I'm like, hey,

594
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: is uh you know if hop Smith's open? They're like,

595
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,479
Speaker 1: I don't get't know if it's open. Cool. He goes,

596
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: We're about to find out. They're like, why did you

597
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: ask me? Then they were coming from it and they

598
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: were just in the parking lot. I mean, there was

599
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: freaking out. Can I please tell you what brother Pitt

600
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: said when we first sat down? Oh god, he goes,

601
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: what you got on draft? Guys? This place is known

602
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: for having like two d draft beers. And you look

603
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: at the bar and there's nothing. But he did turn

604
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: around and he was looking at the bar and he's

605
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: with the guy in the waiter dude and looks at

606
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: the bar and he goes. He points and he goes, hey,

607
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: what do you got on draft? And the guy goes

608
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: the menus right, He's like, just pull up the menu, man.

609
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: We got a lot of things. Like when we first

610
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: walked in the doors, she's like, hey, I can see

611
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: you guys outside right, Like what about the roof? Is

612
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: that open? She goes, no, it's closed. Lunch like, well,

613
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: will you seat us up there? And then now I

614
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: said it was closed? No, actually she said I thought

615
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: about it. She didn't think about she was gonna give

616
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: us a private rooftop. And then Pitts just going, guy goes,

617
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: can you just look at the menu And Pitts looks

618
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: at the table, den see and minu and ready goes

619
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: you gotta skin? And what are you looking for? A papone? Two?

620
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: No needs for the many books? Give me four rosess, like,

621
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: don't have it. It's like four roses. This isn't a

622
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: dive bar. They got two hundred beers on draft. You

623
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: pick the one of that they don't have. That's the

624
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: one we don't have, sir. Really that's an import from Amsterdam.

625
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: It's really good, brother, it's really good, brother, Bob I

626
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: bet you could name a beer. We'll have everyone four roses. Hell,

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Speaker 1: City beer? That all right? Man have hey, you guys,

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Speaker 1: have a great day. Me too. I'm gonna finish this

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Speaker 1: But you wouldn't have to have the Kansas City Chiefs

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Speaker 1: losing the playoffs drink? Would I think it's called corn

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Speaker 1: here in Miami. Really him around today? Will hey him?

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Speaker 1: And to go by the stadium the routes exactly, alright,

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Speaker 1: we gotta go right, we gotta right. Hey, my car

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, I got my god.

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Speaker 1: I gottle circle. Thank you, Okay, don bye. Honker horns, guys,

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Speaker 1: Coach is gonna be a wreck if it was a

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Speaker 1: good episode. Honk your horn right now. On the interstate,

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