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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouth speaker got a texta seventy eighty five nine two

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Speaker 2: that says I'm pretty clumsy. But there are upsides, like,

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Speaker 2: for example, if I finish my bag of chips and

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Speaker 2: I'm sad there's no more chips, I just look down

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Speaker 2: in my lap and I always find chips.

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Speaker 1: It's a really good boy. Same.

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Speaker 2: It's all about finding the simple joys in your life.

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Speaker 2: And what's more simple and joyful than anonymously telling your

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Speaker 2: secrets to millions of people live on the.

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Speaker 1: Radio Easy Breezy, Yeah crumbs.

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Speaker 2: One of our listeners wants to do that right now,

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Speaker 2: and she's chosen to go by Jenna as her fake name.

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Speaker 1: So Jenna, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 4: I did half expect you to have a mouthful of

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Speaker 4: chips while you were talking to us.

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Speaker 3: The chips.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if your confession is food related,

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Speaker 2: but the voice changer is on.

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Speaker 1: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear it.

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Speaker 4: Ah.

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Speaker 3: Well, all right, So when I was young, I was

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Speaker 3: probably like, no, you're tiny years old. In an elementary school, yeah,

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Speaker 3: but I was the oldest kid, so my family put

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Speaker 3: me in charge of stuff and my one thing that

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Speaker 3: I love to do. They asked me every night to

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Speaker 3: like walk the dog around the neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: It's a good chore for a kid that age.

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Speaker 3: Right, And it was fine. It was a suburb. There

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Speaker 3: wasn't a lot of traffic. So anyway, I was walking

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Speaker 3: home after a walk with my dog and she cut

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Speaker 3: the corner of someone's yard, you know, like like at

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Speaker 3: the corner lot. He kind of ran across instead.

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Speaker 1: Of going on the side of the front lawn.

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Speaker 4: They didn't have a fence around it. He likes their grass.

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Speaker 3: Right exactly. Well, come to fines. There's this like super

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Speaker 3: mean old lady, And who was at this place?

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Speaker 1: You lived on Brooks neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: I'm kidding, You're kidding, but I do feel like all

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Speaker 4: the old.

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Speaker 1: Meme people always live on the corner. Do you know why? Corner?

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Speaker 2: It gives them like the most view of the neighborhood,

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Speaker 2: so they can look out, you judge two different streets

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Speaker 2: at the same time.

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Speaker 1: It's a good point, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: So she like has these rose bushes. Yeah, and she

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Speaker 3: was out at the time with our hose, and she

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Speaker 3: had her like our gardening tools and whatever she was using,

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Speaker 3: and she's kind of taking care of her rose bushes.

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Speaker 3: And she was close to us when my dog did it,

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Speaker 3: so she saw it happen.

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Speaker 4: You just crossed on her grass? Big deal?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Wait, and my dog is like the sweetest dog. He's

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Speaker 3: a Golden Retriever, super friendly like air Bud. Okay, but.

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Speaker 2: Then air Bud became like kind of a famous athlete

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Speaker 2: and then kind of got an nego about it later sequels.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the fame goes to his head and he's kind

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Speaker 1: of yeah, kind of a player.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but early e but he was a gem anyway,

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Speaker 2: Your dog didn't have that ego.

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Speaker 1: So what happened?

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Speaker 3: She comes over to us and she had something in

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Speaker 3: her hand. It was like insectified or something like whatever.

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Speaker 3: She was spraying on your roses and she sprayed my

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Speaker 3: dog with it.

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Speaker 1: What that's terrible. She sprayed your dog with some sort

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Speaker 1: of chemicals. You're you're calling a murder?

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Speaker 4: Then, no, the dog didn't die.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about what you what happened? What happened next?

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Speaker 4: Tell me the dog died?

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Speaker 3: Nine was nine?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what happened would you do.

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Speaker 3: So when it happened, we just we split. We skid down,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, oh no, we got to get

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Speaker 3: out of here. So you start running home and we

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Speaker 3: get home and I kind of like brush my dog off.

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Speaker 3: But I was so upset, like I thought I was

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Speaker 3: going to get in trouble, like she was going to

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Speaker 3: call my parents.

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Speaker 1: Well, you thought that you had done something wrong.

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Speaker 4: I know i'd be taking that lady like nobody's business.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you think, kid though, it's like, oh no,

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Speaker 2: the dog run across the lawn, I'm going.

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Speaker 1: To get in trouble. Yeah, I see. Okay, so you

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Speaker 1: didn't tell your folks.

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Speaker 3: No, and I didn't know what it was, but it

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Speaker 3: was sprayed on either. Yeah, I was scared, but I

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Speaker 3: was also like mad because it's my puppy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what happened.

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Speaker 3: So I was at home that night and I was

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Speaker 3: thinking to myself, like maybe I should just take marriage

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Speaker 3: in my own hands. So anyway, I'm so glad I

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Speaker 3: didn't tell my parents that it happened, because that night

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Speaker 3: I go downstairs, I went in the bathroom and I

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Speaker 3: snuck out the window of the bathroom and I went

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Speaker 3: back over to her house, and I freaking cut down

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Speaker 3: every rose bush that I could get my hands on

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Speaker 3: in the yard.

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Speaker 1: Oh that is awful though. It's like prison rules here.

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Speaker 2: You got to strike first and establish your dominance over

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Speaker 2: the neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: How do you know it was in secticide too? Like

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Speaker 4: what if she was just spraying them with water?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, I feel like that

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Speaker 1: is so extreme, you know what.

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Speaker 3: Like free medicine kind of smells like it's you know,

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Speaker 3: I was like wiping the dog and it was not.

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Speaker 3: It was definitely not water, Okay.

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Speaker 1: It's dog shamboo.

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Speaker 2: Well, the old lady must have known something, right, Did

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Speaker 2: it ever get back to you?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't really know if she knew

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Speaker 3: she was definite racist. She's sitting with me. I did

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Speaker 3: it right after she did that, like I say, on

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Speaker 3: the other side of the street. But every time I

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Speaker 3: will walk by, like obviously she recognized us, And every

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Speaker 3: time I walked by, I has she would yell at me.

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Speaker 1: She was like, you know what you did? Oh? Oh god,

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Speaker 1: that's wild.

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Speaker 3: Get such a rush to share it with you too.

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Speaker 3: With the like twenty.

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Speaker 2: Years Maybe that was the old lady that went and

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Speaker 2: put a curse on the Beauty and the Beast Castle.

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Speaker 2: After what happened to the road, there is okay, forward

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Speaker 2: to the next person.

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Speaker 4: Of course you bring it back to a Disney movie.

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Speaker 1: That's a happy ending, right He's like this or yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of angry old ladies taking their anger

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Speaker 2: out on people.

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Speaker 4: If this this poor old woman, it's all she had

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Speaker 4: was her roses.

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Speaker 1: You got to stand up for your pets. I guess yes.

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Speaker 1: One text in seventy five nine too. If you have

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Speaker 1: a confession.

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Speaker 2: You've been holding on to, will hide your identity, master

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Speaker 2: your voice, and make you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Your phone tabs coming up next.

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Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning