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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame. Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Mattresses.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, yeah, hello these mattresses.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a bone to pick. What's your name?

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Speaker 1: What is your name?

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Speaker 2: Andrew?

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Speaker 1: Mm hmmm Andrew? Huh? Are you the one who helped me?

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure. When when did you come in?

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Speaker 3: I was in there and I bought a mattress, and

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Speaker 3: I want I have half a mind to sue you

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Speaker 3: for false advertising.

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Speaker 2: Se you would sue us for false advertiser.

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Speaker 1: Mats it happened.

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Speaker 3: I said, I have half a mind to sue your

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Speaker 3: company and you for everything you're worth for false advertising.

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Speaker 3: I bought a mattress from you, and it doesn't work.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't work at all.

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Speaker 2: Can you be more specific?

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Speaker 1: I forgot my anniversary.

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Speaker 2: You forgot your anniversary some time? How did I have

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Speaker 2: to do with the mattress?

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the missus we've been together for a long time. See,

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Speaker 3: I'm having trouble remembering, even when it was for sixty years.

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Speaker 1: First time I forgot the years.

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Speaker 3: First time I forgotten anniversary, and that includes when I

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Speaker 3: was in the war over there.

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Speaker 1: You know, and I had you know, doing things with anyway.

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Speaker 2: You think the mattress made you forget your wist anniversary, Well.

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Speaker 1: It didn't make me remember it, did it?

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Speaker 2: Well, sir, that's not what mattresses do. I'm very confused here.

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Speaker 3: I bought a memory foam mattress from your store, and

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Speaker 3: I have been more forgetful than ever.

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Speaker 2: You're confused. That's not what memory phone means.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm not confused. I know exactly what the

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Speaker 3: word memory means. I don't think you could get over

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Speaker 3: on me just because I seem to be a little

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Speaker 3: bit older.

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Speaker 1: I'm still pretty stry.

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Speaker 2: I found it up. I'm saying, the memory foam is

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Speaker 2: not that's you're thinking, sir.

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Speaker 3: Help one bit. Been sleeping on it for months now.

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Speaker 3: I forgot my anniversary. The missus is mad at me,

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Speaker 3: more mad than when I was overseas playing with the

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Speaker 3: lady boys.

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Speaker 1: Sure.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, that's not the memory foam is that? It just

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Speaker 2: it memorizes the contour of your body. It's not. It

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Speaker 2: has nothing to do with your your plane.

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Speaker 3: I don't need you talking about my body contour and

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Speaker 3: how you want to rub.

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Speaker 1: Me up and down?

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Speaker 2: What what are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: That's what you just said to the contours. Say that

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Speaker 3: I'll have you know. I'm a married man, yeah, sixty years.

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Speaker 3: You told me got his wife's anniversary because your memory

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Speaker 3: foam mattress doesn't do crap for the memory. And now

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Speaker 3: I call up and mister Hansey over, give me your manager.

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Speaker 2: I am the manager. What do you, sir?

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Speaker 1: I am very hands on my contour body.

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Speaker 2: I did not say that, sir. I did not say that.

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Speaker 2: I did not say I want to put my hands

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Speaker 2: on your contour.

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Speaker 1: Why are you talking about my luscious curves?

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Speaker 2: Then, no, I did I did not say that. You

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Speaker 2: said you forgot sure, fine, fine, I did not say that.

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Speaker 3: Fine, We'll give you my address and I do. I'll

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Speaker 3: tell you when she leaves, and come on over.

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Speaker 2: Sir, sir, I am not coming to your house. What

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Speaker 2: are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: I guess you could show me how this mattress works.

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Speaker 1: Then what do you, sir?

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Speaker 2: That is highly inappropriate, But it is not my fault

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Speaker 2: that you don't know what memory phone means. And I'm

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Speaker 2: very sorry that you forgot your wife's anniversary. And I

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Speaker 2: am not coming over to your house to display with

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Speaker 2: your contour whatever you just contour body.

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Speaker 3: No, I am, but I got luscious curves, and I

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Speaker 3: guess you would never.

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Speaker 2: Remember me here about your luscious curves.

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Speaker 3: Please, okay, then I'll let you know that this is

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Speaker 3: actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 3: on you. What.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and your code? You Dave set you up?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you talk the radio.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: You guys get a lot of crazy complaints from people

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Speaker 3: who are mattresses, and you wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe that that. Oh my god, he's in

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Speaker 2: so much trouble.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you want a contour my body.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh man, you should hear some of the complaints

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Speaker 2: we get.

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Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. Wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks