Speaker 1: Brooking Jewbles second date date. Perhaps one of the worst
Speaker 1: impressions you could make on a first date would be
Speaker 1: not showing up to the designated place where you were
Speaker 1: supposed to meet your date, and not because you know,
Speaker 1: you were late or anything else, but just because you
Speaker 1: couldn't find it. That's what happened with Kevin, who was
Speaker 1: on the phone with us today And actually, Kevin, I
Speaker 1: identify with your story. He emailed us he met a
Speaker 1: girl named Olivia actually couldn't find the restaurant that they
Speaker 1: were supposed to meet at. It happens to me all
Speaker 1: the time, Kevin, So don't feel too bad, but mostly
Speaker 1: just because I don't pay attention to what people are
Speaker 1: saying to me, and then by the time I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my way, I'm like, oh crap, where we're supposed
Speaker 1: to meet? And then I don't show up. So thank
Speaker 1: you for joining us, Kevin, appreciate your email. Thanks guys. Hey,
Speaker 1: now you actually didn't make it to dinner on your
Speaker 1: first date because you couldn't find the restaurant. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: hoping it wasn't your suggestion to go to this restaurant. No, no,
Speaker 1: she just gave me the name of the of the
Speaker 1: place and didn't give me an address, so I had
Speaker 1: to I guess my GPS kind of freaked out and
Speaker 1: kind of just putting the side between which restaurant it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that happens to me all the time. It's usually the
Speaker 1: user's fault and not the GPS. But I blamed my
Speaker 1: GPS non stop. I'm like, oh, stupid thing took me
Speaker 1: completely on a wrong street. So are you normally bad
Speaker 1: with directions and finding places? Does this happen to you
Speaker 1: a lot? Or is this kind of like a one
Speaker 1: time weird thing. I'm not very good with directions. I
Speaker 1: barely know where I am anyway all the time. So
Speaker 1: how late were you to the date? Well, she actually
Speaker 1: ended up calling me about twenty five minutes after we
Speaker 1: were supposed to meet. Why wouldn't you call her and
Speaker 1: tell her, Hey, I'm lost, where are you? Well, you
Speaker 1: don't want to appear like the guy who can't find things,
Speaker 1: and just were you in contact with her? Though? At
Speaker 1: least like you don't have to say I can't find
Speaker 1: the restaurant, I'm a dumbass. You can be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm away just running a little late. Did you at
Speaker 1: least do that I sent a text saying that, but
Speaker 1: that you know that only gets you ten or fifteen minutes, right,
Speaker 1: And then she finally called you. And how that conversation go?
Speaker 1: I admitted that I was a little turned around, and
Speaker 1: she asked where I was, and I told the location,
Speaker 1: and I told her the crosstreets and it was like
Speaker 1: a block or two from her apartment. So she said,
Speaker 1: I know where you are. I'll come meet you and
Speaker 1: we'll go back to my place for a drink. Well
Speaker 1: that was quick. Yeah, either you're a really creepy stalker
Speaker 1: and you already knew her apartment was a genius way
Speaker 1: to get up there, or you just got super lucky
Speaker 1: by being right outside of her apartment. Yeah, I was,
Speaker 1: I thought, perfect, you know, super lucky. It's it's great.
Speaker 1: And then she met me and we went up and
Speaker 1: had a few beers and and then it just got
Speaker 1: a little odd. How was the conversation when you got
Speaker 1: up there? At the beginning, it was nice, She was
Speaker 1: really sweet, and she had a nice place in which I,
Speaker 1: you know, I love seeing how people live, so it
Speaker 1: was really great. And then we were only there for
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes and she got a text saying that
Speaker 1: her roommate was coming home and that I guess her
Speaker 1: roommate had just broken up with her boyfriend and she
Speaker 1: needed to kind of console her. And so there was
Speaker 1: one quick drink and then she kind of ushered me out. Okay, Kevin,
Speaker 1: do you feel like that's legit? Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't want to assume someone's lying to that quickly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that kind of feels like that's odd to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it seems like interesting timing. You kind of blew it
Speaker 1: and didn't show up for dinner. She had to come
Speaker 1: meet you through you a pity date by the being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I come up to my place, whaba beer. And then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden she receives a text from her
Speaker 1: roommate who just got got through a break up, and
Speaker 1: she has to ask you to leave. It seems kind
Speaker 1: of she didn't have to invite him to her apartment though,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, because it seems like there's a couple
Speaker 1: of things going on. It's like, if she didn't want
Speaker 1: to see me at all, she could have easily said,
Speaker 1: you know, I have something else to do. You know,
Speaker 1: she brought me up for a drink, so it was
Speaker 1: kind of like I was getting two sides of a
Speaker 1: different story. So when you finally left, did you guys
Speaker 1: make plans to see each other again? No? And I
Speaker 1: checked her three times after the date, and I haven't
Speaker 1: heard from her at all. No. Nothing. What was the
Speaker 1: last thing you guys said to each other? Um, I
Speaker 1: think I said, I'll catch you soon. I don't know
Speaker 1: how she didn't fall had a liar on the catch
Speaker 1: you on the flip side, buddy, and then you took off.
Speaker 1: So you haven't heard anything from her. You've tried to
Speaker 1: text her three times and not a word back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I just I want to find out whether
Speaker 1: it was me that did something wrong. I don't, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't date much. I worked with computers and and
Speaker 1: I don't talk to people that much. So I want
Speaker 1: to make sure if it's something I did, and I
Speaker 1: want to know what it is, just so I can
Speaker 1: like fix it the next time or figure out if
Speaker 1: this something I showed or shouldn't be doing. Well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should make sure you know where the restaurant is
Speaker 1: and show up on time. We'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 1: And the whole thing is really a bummer because in
Speaker 1: the short time we were together. She seemed really cool
Speaker 1: and really nice and she's really pretty, so I thought
Speaker 1: I had everything going. But all right, well we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, get her on the phone, and
Speaker 1: get your second date up date. Okay, that'd be great. Thanks,
Speaker 1: hang on brooking in the morning. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Kevin is on the phone with us. He wants us
Speaker 1: to call a girl named Olivia. They had a pretty
Speaker 1: terrible first date. Yeah, I mean, Kevin didn't even show
Speaker 1: up to dinner because he couldn't find the restaurant. She
Speaker 1: finally had to call him to see where he was.
Speaker 1: He was actually close to her place, so she said, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll come meet you. They went up to her place,
Speaker 1: had a couple of beers before she said she got
Speaker 1: a text message from her roommate who had just broken
Speaker 1: up with her boyfriend and she needed to talk, so
Speaker 1: Kevin had to leave. She basically kicked Kevin out. Are
Speaker 1: you about ready to give her a call? Yeah? Now,
Speaker 1: if you find out that she lied about that text
Speaker 1: message and whanted you gone and was maybe upset because
Speaker 1: you didn't show up for dinner and she had to
Speaker 1: come meet you, what are you going to try to say?
Speaker 1: To her in order to get a second date, because
Speaker 1: you want to get another date with her, right, that's
Speaker 1: why we're doing this. Okay, So what are you going
Speaker 1: to say to her? I guess maybe assured her that
Speaker 1: I could never do that again, and I'll make sure
Speaker 1: I know exactly what the restaurant is for the rest
Speaker 1: of our dates. Yeah, and you said, I mean, you
Speaker 1: said you haven't been on a date or many dates
Speaker 1: because you spend a lot of time in front of
Speaker 1: your computer. Yeah. I don't meet that many people in person,
Speaker 1: so I do a lot of dating websites. Were you
Speaker 1: awkward when you're at her apartment? In just the entire time? Anyway?
Speaker 1: I try not to be. You don't sound very awkward
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, so unless you were doing
Speaker 1: something really strange. But I'm gonna guess it's probably the
Speaker 1: fact that you didn't show up for dinner. I would
Speaker 1: think that would make anybody angry. So I'm about to
Speaker 1: dial it right now. Are you ready to go? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? Man? Hang on? Hell? Can I speak to Olivia? Ah? Yeah, sir,
Speaker 1: Hey Olivia? How are you? This is Jebil from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the morning. Hello, how's it going? Good.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who are you from? Jebil Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning the radio show? Am I disturbing you
Speaker 1: at work or something? You so? Uh? Yeah, sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be rude. Why I'm no, is
Speaker 1: this like a promotion to buy something? It is not
Speaker 1: a promotion to buy something. I'm actually calling you because
Speaker 1: a listener of ours sent us an email about you
Speaker 1: and he wanted us to call you. Okay, I'll explain.
Speaker 1: His name is Kevin. You and him recently went out
Speaker 1: on a date. You probably remember Kevin because he couldn't
Speaker 1: find the restaurant you were supposed to go to and
Speaker 1: you ended up going back to your place and just
Speaker 1: having a few beers. Right, okay, Well, Kevin really liked
Speaker 1: you and is wondering why you're not calling him back.
Speaker 1: Is there something that Kevin did on your date to
Speaker 1: make you not want to see him again? You know,
Speaker 1: I just don't really feel like it's something to talk about.
Speaker 1: And yeah, okay, but is it more than him not
Speaker 1: being able to find the restaurant. No, that was super
Speaker 1: irritating and like what, grown man, I can't find a
Speaker 1: freaking restaurant. But no, that's not the issue. That's not
Speaker 1: the issue. No, he is this something did he just
Speaker 1: like write an email and you guys are calling me
Speaker 1: in like wasting my day or yeah, that's pretty much
Speaker 1: exactly what happened. And I know, I know that you're
Speaker 1: at work and you sound busy and I don't want
Speaker 1: you to what's that? I just want to know, like
Speaker 1: with the premise of this, so that way I know
Speaker 1: if I need to change my phone number. No, we
Speaker 1: won't be calling you ever again after this. I'd appreciate
Speaker 1: you though, hanging on because it's a segment we'd do
Speaker 1: on our show called the second Date Update. Basically, we
Speaker 1: want to tell Kevin what he did wrong on your
Speaker 1: date so he can learn not to do it again
Speaker 1: on other dates. It sounds like you don't want to
Speaker 1: see him again. Can you tell us what the main
Speaker 1: issue is? What did he do? He? I went to
Speaker 1: the kitchen to make us a drink, and when I
Speaker 1: came out, he wasn't in the living room where I
Speaker 1: left him, and where he was coming up from did
Speaker 1: not seem like the bathroom, and he seemed really weird
Speaker 1: about it. He just seemed weird. And then I went
Speaker 1: I went back. It was just got really awkward. It's
Speaker 1: not that big of an apartment, so it's not that
Speaker 1: hard to find the bathroom, and my door to my
Speaker 1: bedroom was a jar. You think you went in your room?
Speaker 1: I think he stole a pair of my freaking panies?
Speaker 1: What for? Why do you not want him anywhere near me?
Speaker 1: Hold on, Okay, I was just gonna say that he
Speaker 1: went into your room and that's weird. But you think
Speaker 1: that he stole a pair of your underwear? I think
Speaker 1: he couldn't find a restaurant, but he could find my
Speaker 1: freaking underwear. Drool. Okay, that's that's a big claim. Are
Speaker 1: you sure you're not just imagining something? Why would you
Speaker 1: think that he would do that? He was just so
Speaker 1: weird and it just it was like awkward from the beginning,
Speaker 1: and I felt like I had made a bad decision
Speaker 1: even when I was letting him into my apartment, and
Speaker 1: it just got worse. And then when he wasn't in
Speaker 1: the living room, like why didn't he just say hey,
Speaker 1: can I please use your bathroom? Like having come in
Speaker 1: fourtesy if you're a stranger, And then are you just
Speaker 1: assum thing that he stole your underwear? Like how do
Speaker 1: you are you missing underwear? Yeah, you could have possibly
Speaker 1: left that there, right, Yeah, But if you have a
Speaker 1: gut feeling about something and I don't remember hearing the
Speaker 1: toilet run like you know how after you pee and
Speaker 1: you flush, it kind of like runs for a little
Speaker 1: bit to say, I don't remember hearing that, are you
Speaker 1: missing underwear? I have? Like, Okay, so you don't know.
Speaker 1: I know I know every single one my underwear, so
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't really know. You don't have any
Speaker 1: proof that he took your underwear, but that's just what
Speaker 1: you're thinking. Yeah, I think he's really weird and he
Speaker 1: creeped me out and the freak flag went off, and
Speaker 1: I asked him to leave my apartment. You don't want
Speaker 1: to ask him if he did take your underwear? Uh? Sorry,
Speaker 1: my boss is giving me a wordless right there. Okay,
Speaker 1: what was your question? You don't want to ask him
Speaker 1: if you did take your underwear? No, I don't ever
Speaker 1: want to this again. Oh that's a shame because Olivia,
Speaker 1: he's actually on the their line and I would love
Speaker 1: to find out, Kevin, did you steal Olivia's underwear? I
Speaker 1: would never steal anyone's underwear, let alone like on a
Speaker 1: first date. I was using the bathroom. Oh really, you're
Speaker 1: using the bathroom. Yeah, you didn't have to talk and
Speaker 1: didn't wash your hands. You were just in there to
Speaker 1: check yourself out in the living room. No, I had
Speaker 1: to pee quickly. I was in a car driving around
Speaker 1: for twenty five minutes straight looking for the restaurant. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't care if you had to be any pee.
Speaker 1: I don't care. You're creepy, and I don't ever want
Speaker 1: to go out with you again. Okay, when you don't
Speaker 1: know for sure that he stole your underwear, Olivia, like
Speaker 1: you could be just making that up. Even if he
Speaker 1: didn't steal my underwear, the fact that my first instinct
Speaker 1: was that he did makes me believe that this is
Speaker 1: not husband material. Good idea. There's lots of weddings that
Speaker 1: have started off was so creepy, lack of timeliness, lack
Speaker 1: of eye contact, awkward breathing. You just described like most men,
Speaker 1: Olivia looked. I am truly sorry if you felt I
Speaker 1: was creepy, but I absolutely did not take your underwear.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even in your bedroom. Please just give me
Speaker 1: another chance. I'm sorry. I just really can't deal with
Speaker 1: this right now. And no, it's just you were too creepy.
Speaker 1: I have a job to keep, so good luck. All right? Oh, Kevin,
Speaker 1: did you take Olivia's underwear? No? Be honest, Kevin, are
Speaker 1: you creepy? What is so creepy about you? I don't
Speaker 1: know that. Wow, that's nothing I can fix, Kevin? Are
Speaker 1: you look? There's one or two things here. Either you
Speaker 1: are creepy and you stole our underwear or Olivia's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's the weird one who just assumes that by
Speaker 1: you going into her bathroom you're stilling her underwear. What
Speaker 1: is it? You don't I was really embarrassed for not
Speaker 1: finding the restaurant, So maybe I was acting weird and strange,
Speaker 1: But I didn't your underwear, So that that is crazy.
Speaker 1: He's He's gonna admit to us anyway, probably wearing him
Speaker 1: right now, ke Kevin, are you wearing Olivia's underwear? You guys,
Speaker 1: don't feed up on him. If he stole them, why
Speaker 1: would he call us for crazy? People do crazier things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe she's crazy. I don't think so. I believe her
Speaker 1: gut instinct. I think if she had such a gut instinct,
Speaker 1: would she invite him into her apartment. Well, yeah, Kevin.
Speaker 1: A look, I didn't get to ask her if she
Speaker 1: wanted a second date with you. Yeah, normally I do that.
Speaker 1: You know what, how about this? Uh? If you want
Speaker 1: to date with Kevin Texas seven eight five nine two.
Speaker 1: He might be an underwear thief, but I'll pay for
Speaker 1: you to go out with him. I am not an
Speaker 1: underwear thief. You guys could go to Victoria's Secret together. Yea,
Speaker 1: in the morning. I knew the people that listen to
Speaker 1: our show were pretty desperate, but I had no idea
Speaker 1: how desperate they were until after this second date update
Speaker 1: that we just played his brook and Jewel in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Why do I say that? Well,
Speaker 1: Kevin wanted us to call this girl named Olivia. We
Speaker 1: got her on the phone. She wasn't calling him back.
Speaker 1: After their date. She accused him of stealing her underwear.
Speaker 1: It's a big as she has no proof that he
Speaker 1: stole the underwear, but he doesn't really make a good
Speaker 1: argument that he didn't still the underwear, So we don't
Speaker 1: know who's crazy here either. She's just automatically thinking that
Speaker 1: a guy's going to steal her underwear or he's an
Speaker 1: underwear thief. I said at the end of the second
Speaker 1: date update. This is something that I never do. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: if you want to date with Kevin, text us seven
Speaker 1: eight five nine two, We'll give you a date with
Speaker 1: a possible underwear thief. All right. That's usually not a
Speaker 1: ringing endorsement for a guy, a computer guy that doesn't
Speaker 1: date very much, that couldn't use his GPS. It's a
Speaker 1: possible underwear stealer. Yes, who might still your underwear. But
Speaker 1: so many texts in at seven eight five nine two. Hey,
Speaker 1: he can steal my undies anytime. Another one that says
Speaker 1: I'll go on a date with Kevin sounds like he
Speaker 1: needs a chance to redeem himself. Dating can really blow sometimes. Okay,
Speaker 1: the guy might be an underwear thief. We don't know.
Speaker 1: Another one says he can date me. I don't wear underwear,
Speaker 1: so it's fine. Oh God, get it. And this is
Speaker 1: why we always complain I can never find a good man.
Speaker 1: This is not for you, Brookewin. Brooke is always shocked
Speaker 1: how I get chicks. I'm like, guys can do this.
Speaker 1: And if you're sitting there single right now, and you
Speaker 1: want to be in a relationship, and you're wondering why
Speaker 1: you can't find somebody. Think about this second date up?
Speaker 1: All right, a possible underwear thief can get a lot
Speaker 1: of people interested in him, and you can't get a date.
Speaker 1: What are you doing wrong? No one cares about red
Speaker 1: flags anymore. Yeah, well we don't you know, we don't
Speaker 1: know if he stole it. That's true, And I feel
Speaker 1: like she's jumping to conclusions he might have been weird.
Speaker 1: But I feel like I feel like she's just like, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's weird. Okay, if you're going a date with
Speaker 1: someone that's weird, that's that's kind of strange. It's okay
Speaker 1: to be like, all right, they're creepy. I don't want
Speaker 1: to deal with them. But just to go to the
Speaker 1: place that he stole my underwear, no proof, kind of no. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the thing is is that she went and it
Speaker 1: specifically said even if he didn't steal my underwear, that
Speaker 1: that was my immediate reaction to him using my restroom
Speaker 1: is probably a problem. I just think, hey, it's not
Speaker 1: going to work out between what kind of girl has
Speaker 1: that immediate reaction where it's just like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he's still he might have been in my rooms. It's
Speaker 1: a weird response by her, and he's a weird dude.
Speaker 1: It obviously just didn't work out, but it looks like
Speaker 1: we're going to find him a date no matter what.
Speaker 1: Someone wants to be underwear bandit buddies with him, friendship too, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got friends all over the place. If you want
Speaker 1: a second date update, all you have to do is
Speaker 1: his emails Brooke and jebilet move at nine to five
Speaker 1: dot com. We will call the person who didn't call
Speaker 1: you back