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Speaker 1: Today, I fed up by making my dad punch a

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Speaker 1: dancer of the poll in GTA and then having him

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Speaker 1: ask for forgiveness from God.

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Speaker 2: In front of the entire family. Wait, wow, in front

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Speaker 2: of the entire family, like.

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Speaker 1: The entire family.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, let's see where this goes.

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Speaker 1: Let me try that one more time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was encouraged to post this here from a comment

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Speaker 1: I made elsewhere, even though it didn't happen today or

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Speaker 1: even this decade, So mods please remove it if it

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Speaker 1: goes against the rules. It's a funny story though. When

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Speaker 1: I was young, my brothers and I snuck a copy

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Speaker 1: of San Andreas into the house class we spent Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: that game was so good, so good. I would always

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Speaker 1: play said Andrea's at my friend's house because my parents

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Speaker 1: didn't have me play video.

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Speaker 3: Games same well uh bad rated video games. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: could play video rated yeah or MA or m see.

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Speaker 3: We don't even know bad.

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Speaker 1: We are playing video games. We spent days hold in

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Speaker 1: our basement taking turns playing and down there. My parents

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Speaker 1: didn't bother us too much in order to get tons

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Speaker 1: of money, money for guns. We had yet to figure

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Speaker 1: out my parents dial up passwords, so cheets weren't a

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Speaker 1: thing for us yet. What we would do is we'd

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Speaker 1: go to the Strip Club and stand on stage absorbing

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Speaker 1: the money dudes throughout women and just let the games

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Speaker 1: sit for ten or twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: That's a great hat.

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Speaker 3: I love that, and I also love like, just if

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Speaker 3: someone doesn't know, GTA just sounds so crazy, like in

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Speaker 3: order to get money for guns, we had to stand

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Speaker 3: in front of the pole.

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Speaker 1: Dancers, so he got into one Honest Days, Honest Days.

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Speaker 2: Living I'm moving boxes on script from Money Ma.

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Speaker 1: We had to be careful though, because sometimes the dancers

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Speaker 1: of the pole would move and bump into CJ and

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Speaker 1: the balancers. But the place up hikes. One day, while

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Speaker 1: I was playing, my mom yelled down to the basement

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Speaker 1: us to get ready. We're going to pizza hut HEYOK,

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Speaker 1: a great time. In a stroke of genius, I drove

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Speaker 1: to the GTA Dancing of the Pole Club, got on stage,

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Speaker 1: and then turned the TV off and we left. It

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Speaker 1: was the best heist of the century. My dad, however,

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Speaker 1: was and is the last highest because he's getting all

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Speaker 1: that free money about. We would go to the Dancing

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Speaker 1: of the Pole Club and stand on the stage absorbing money.

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Speaker 1: Dudes threw at the woman and just let the game

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Speaker 1: sit for ten or twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: Genius.

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Speaker 1: My dad, however, was at church at this time, practicing

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Speaker 1: for a gospel concert he was singing in. He always

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Speaker 1: filmed the practices so he could take notes at home

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Speaker 1: upon playblack, Oh God, so he could take notes at

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Speaker 1: home upon playback, and this time was no different.

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Speaker 2: So this guy's like, this.

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Speaker 1: Guy's super religious.

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Speaker 2: Wow, waitit is he recording it in the basement or

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Speaker 2: at the church.

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Speaker 1: They record the church service and then he reviews the

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Speaker 1: tapes in the basement.

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Speaker 2: Ah, right, I know you're.

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Speaker 1: Religious when you're reviewing tape to the game, the big

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Speaker 1: game today. Well, my mom and brothers and I were

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Speaker 1: still at the hut. He arrived at home and plugged

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Speaker 1: his camcorder into the VCR. We had just one VCR

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Speaker 1: and it was connected to the basement TV. Back at

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Speaker 1: the hut, my mom gets a phone call. She says,

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Speaker 1: She puts her napkin down and slowly looks at the

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Speaker 1: table and says okay, okay, okay a few times in

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Speaker 1: the phone in this really calculating specific way that she

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Speaker 1: always did when she knew us kids were in trouble

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Speaker 1: before we did. Oh no, that that that mom's sixth

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Speaker 1: sense that you you know when it's coming, you'll feel it.

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Speaker 2: In your soul.

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Speaker 1: The wrath of a mom is worse than our wrath

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Speaker 1: against Adam Levine, our arch nemesis, who we will pass

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Speaker 1: and followers very soon. So uh make sure it does

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Speaker 1: abort us so we could dominate Adam Levine.

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Speaker 3: Smash the follow so we can show him how talentless

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Speaker 3: he is.

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Speaker 1: Fricket, Adam Levine, We're coming for you.

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Speaker 2: You know, I was gonna say earlier, like we said

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Speaker 2: something about Jesus. I was like, you know who probably

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Speaker 2: hates Jesus, Adam Levine.

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Speaker 1: Naturally. It was at this point that we kids knew

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Speaker 1: we were in trouble, just like Adam Levine knows he's

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Speaker 1: in trouble when he sees our stuff. That's right for

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Speaker 1: what though we didn't know. After a very quiet minivan ride,

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Speaker 1: we get home and my mom says, boys, why don't

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Speaker 1: we go down to the basement. Your dad wants to

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Speaker 1: show you his gospel practice downstairs. No, it was then

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Speaker 1: at this point we knew why we were in trouble,

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Speaker 1: so we drag our feet down the stairs and lo

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Speaker 1: and be old. My dad is sitting on the couch

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Speaker 1: TV on and a dancer of the poles poligondeal milkers

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Speaker 1: juicy milkers swung stiffly back and forth on screen to

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Speaker 1: en vogues my love, and with CJS standing mere inches

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Speaker 1: away collecting money. Oh no, my dad starts in boys,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know where to begin. This PlayStation was

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Speaker 1: a blessing to you for Christmas, and this is how

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Speaker 1: you repay us by breaking our trusts, just like Adam

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Speaker 1: Levine broke our trust.

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Speaker 2: By having no talent. No talent, Adam Levine.

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Speaker 1: He's holding the controller up now esticulating with it. Here

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Speaker 1: I am practicing to bring glory to God. And but

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Speaker 1: he was cut off as he inadvertently squeezed the controller,

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Speaker 1: causing CJ to punch the dancer of the poll. My

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Speaker 1: entire family stands in silence, watching together as the bouncers

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Speaker 1: in the club the place for what seems like an eternity.

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Speaker 1: The reft tying stops and CJ appears in front of

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Speaker 1: the hospital. I look back and see my mom silently

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Speaker 1: weeping into her hand.

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Speaker 2: I look at my dad as.

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Speaker 1: A single tear rolls down his cheek and as he.

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Speaker 2: Prays under his breath.

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Speaker 1: After another eternity of silence, without a word, my dad

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Speaker 1: bends down, disconnects the PlayStation, walks back to the family computer,

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Speaker 1: disconnects it, goes to his car, and drives away.

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Speaker 2: For the next four.

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Speaker 1: Months, he kept the PS two and PC locked in

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Speaker 1: his office at work. Gildr I wasn't allowed to play

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Speaker 1: GTA growing up, of course, got caught playing it. My

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Speaker 1: dad interrupted his own lecture by accidentally punching a dance

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Speaker 1: of the poll and immediately asking for God's forgiveness.

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Speaker 2: You know what's so.

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Speaker 3: Sad is my immediate reaction to the end of that

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Speaker 3: story is like what happened to the money in GTA?

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Speaker 3: Where they able to say because they probably made so

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Speaker 3: much money in GTA

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Speaker 1: All of their all of their hard work, collecting all

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Speaker 1: those all those club dollars from those deuicy milkers, shaking

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Speaker 1: about lost forever those milkshakes, shaking of okyop