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Speaker 1: Aside from radio host. What's the most boring job in

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Speaker 1: the world?

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Speaker 2: I say accountant, But my mom would argue against that.

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Speaker 1: Paint drying assistant manager, just the assistant or paper clip counter. Professionally,

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Speaker 1: those guest I got a computer would do that. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, but apparently working front desk at a roadside

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Speaker 1: motel can also be pretty tedious, especially when you don't

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Speaker 1: have a lot of customers coming.

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Speaker 2: Through or paper clips. Account sure.

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Speaker 1: And I say that because the roommate of a guy

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Speaker 1: who works that exact job reached out saying, can you

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Speaker 1: please do anything to help spice up my roommate's day

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Speaker 1: where he works eight hours staring out the window of

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Speaker 1: a motel so.

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Speaker 2: He could clean a counter or two. I've just said.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, So we're going to try to help him out.

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Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now, an.

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Speaker 2: We'll travel lodge.

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Speaker 1: This is.

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Speaker 3: HI.

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Speaker 2: If it's the motel, effects it to any two? Yes,

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 1: Are you looking at book a room?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, how can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Well, I like to book a room please? Oh you

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Speaker 2: do want to book a room? All right?

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Speaker 1: Well, when I said, can I get a name for

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Speaker 1: the reservation?

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Speaker 2: My name is Edward, but my friends call me Steady ENnie.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm Edward.

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Speaker 2: When are you looking to stay with us?

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Speaker 3: Well it's tonight, but I do have a particular request.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So like my parents Doug and Dorothy, their first day

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Speaker 3: was at your motel, like thirty years ago or forty

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Speaker 3: years fifty. They're super old. Okay, that's actually where I

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Speaker 3: was conceived.

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Speaker 4: Oh right, amazing, right anywhore seeing with on the ground floor,

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Speaker 4: And I don't mean like on the ground well maybe

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Speaker 4: actually knowing my mom, I haven't.

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Speaker 3: I I mean it was room one one four and

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Speaker 3: I have been back there many many times just to

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Speaker 3: check it out.

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Speaker 1: So that's that's the room that you're wanting them One

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Speaker 1: one four is.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, oh gosh. Actually I like the room next

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Speaker 3: to it. Please, that's room one one six.

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Speaker 2: Let me make sure and theven.

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Speaker 3: Why because my parents just left the house and they're

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Speaker 3: heading your way right now.

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Speaker 1: We do.

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Speaker 4: Right now.

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Speaker 2: We don't have a lot of time here.

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Speaker 3: So if I if I can get into one sixteen,

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Speaker 3: then I'd like to listen.

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Speaker 4: Listen, listen to Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'm always wondered because you know, like I wasn't there

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Speaker 2: back then. Okay, about this, when you get here, see

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Speaker 2: if the room's booked or not.

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Speaker 3: Okay, No, I don't make sure there's no perverts or

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Speaker 3: any freak shows ahead of me. You know, Oh God,

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Speaker 3: is there a way that I could send some oysters

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Speaker 3: to the room, sir, this is a motel.

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Speaker 1: We don't have oysters here.

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Speaker 3: Maybe a couple of slim gyms get the party started.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't do anything like that.

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Speaker 2: No room service, no sending anything to room.

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Speaker 1: Sorry.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well fine, What if I go to the front

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Speaker 3: desk and I bring some pineapple juice?

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Speaker 2: Can you just drop off with them and say it's

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Speaker 2: from their little boy. No, I can't do that.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna level with you here.

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Speaker 3: I'm to be honest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your parents probably just want a knight to themselves

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Speaker 2: and don't need anything extra from there.

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Speaker 3: I've been with them for thirty years. I've never left

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Speaker 3: the house without them. They're gonna be scared without them.

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Speaker 1: Think you need to give your parents some privacy.

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Speaker 2: Hanging what you're saying?

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Speaker 3: You want me to drop off some blindfolds? You're clinky?

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Speaker 2: No, No, that's not clingery. Deemed that Dane no, I

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Speaker 2: am not saying that. Please do not bring blind hole.

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Speaker 3: I do actually have an exact replica of the Indiana

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Speaker 3: Jones whip.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if my dad knows how to ubit

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Speaker 2: and I could dump You've not I'm here, Okay, stay away, Okay, Well,

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Speaker 2: I have other customers and I need to help them

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 3: So oh sure other customers like you mean, like the perverts.

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Speaker 3: I like Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm at

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Speaker 3: Brooks in the motel right now, checking on theorys and

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Speaker 3: slim gems and checking out all the rooms, listening for

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Speaker 3: sure for my parents.

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Speaker 1: I have been on the phone with you for long enough.

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Speaker 2: I have other customers. I need to take care of.

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Speaker 3: Your roommate. Freddy said, you've been so bored lately. That's

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Speaker 3: why he needs to set you up for this prank

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Speaker 3: phone call.

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Speaker 1: Wait, how do you know my roommate? How do you

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Speaker 1: know Freddy?

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Speaker 3: Because this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phonetoorry man. Freddy said, you out wait

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Speaker 2: wait are you wait? So Freddy did this?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Freddy's you've been super bored at your job every

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Speaker 3: time you come home, You're like, Doug, nothing is happening

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Speaker 3: at my job.

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Speaker 2: Like I was, like, who who wants to listen to

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Speaker 2: their so much? Excuse me? Excuse me.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't say weird. Some people are very close to

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Speaker 3: their family.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have nightmares this town.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna be sleeping knife and sleep in Room

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Speaker 3: one sixteen next to my parents.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're you're a little too good at that.

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Speaker 2: Wake up.

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Speaker 3: Every morning was fum tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning