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Speaker 3: It's the Daily Joke with your hosts. Ronny. Welcome with Charlot.
Speaker 4: I'm right, child, You've got so much talk about tonight.
Speaker 4: A piece of legislation gets body shamed, medicaids being taken
Speaker 4: to farm up state, and good news, the government's giving
Speaker 4: out free vacations to South to South Sudan.
Speaker 3: So let's get into the headlines.
Speaker 4: President Trump has signed a record number of executive orders
Speaker 4: since he became president, which makes sense. It's a lot
Speaker 4: easier than passing laws. I mean, to pass the law,
Speaker 4: you gotta ride a bill. Then you gotta pass it
Speaker 4: through the House and then the Senad, and then checks
Speaker 4: and balances and founding fathers. It's a lot easier to
Speaker 4: just declare shit, all right, gummy bears are vegetables now done.
Speaker 4: But don't forget. Congress is still doing things. They're not
Speaker 4: just sitting around waiting to die. Well, I mean not
Speaker 4: doing that, but they're also doing other things. So last night,
Speaker 4: House Republicans packed the entire agenda into one enormous bill
Speaker 4: that's over a thousand pages long. The question is, what
Speaker 4: do you call an enormous bill that cramps together every
Speaker 4: single Republican issue.
Speaker 3: One big beautiful bill. I'd like to name it that,
Speaker 3: if you.
Speaker 4: Can, really big beautiful bill, that's the best you can
Speaker 4: come up with. It's a stupid name, okay. Also that's
Speaker 4: what Jordan Hudson calls Bill Belichick. The point is nobody
Speaker 4: is going to go along with that.
Speaker 5: President Trump's so called big beautiful bill. One big beautiful
Speaker 5: bill trumps a big beautiful bill.
Speaker 6: Quartian yet uber Trump's speak beautiful bill.
Speaker 4: Mind God, I guess they are going to go along
Speaker 4: with it. It's a big beautiful bill, but BBB, although
Speaker 4: it is reminding some people of something else. Even if
Speaker 4: you're getting excitement from Capitol Hill and the White House
Speaker 4: over the BBL, that.
Speaker 1: The big beautiful Bill.
Speaker 4: Sorry, share your screen right now, right now, share it,
Speaker 4: or this interview is over.
Speaker 3: I love how flussed that he got after that.
Speaker 4: It's the bb Oh sorry, sorry, I mean butts I
Speaker 4: mean I'm sorry, I mean I mean big juicy asses
Speaker 4: up up.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: For those who don't know, BBL stands for Brazilian butt lift.
Speaker 4: It is a procedure that some women get to enlarge
Speaker 4: their posteriors and it's quite popular with Instagram ass models,
Speaker 4: or so I'm told. I wouldn't know, because my for
Speaker 4: you page is nothing but photos of my beautiful wife.
Speaker 3: I love you, baby.
Speaker 4: I would never follow seventeen female golfers with huge asses online.
Speaker 4: This is the one show this year my wife actually
Speaker 4: came to. She's she's watching this right now. But after
Speaker 4: months of negotiating, last night, Republicans stayed up all night
Speaker 4: and passed the Big Beautiful Bill. And maybe BBL was
Speaker 4: a better name, because this the bill is thick and
Speaker 4: mostly ass.
Speaker 6: Here's what's in it.
Speaker 7: It extends to President's signature twenty seventeen tax cuts, and
Speaker 7: that's at the cost of about four trillion dollars, and
Speaker 7: that's paid for in part by nearly seven hundred billion
Speaker 7: dollars and cuts to medicate that healthcare program for those
Speaker 7: on the lower end of the income scale. It also
Speaker 7: comes with cuts to social safety nets like food stamps.
Speaker 4: Wow, cutting healthcare and food stamps to pay for tax cuts.
Speaker 4: I mean, the only way this could be more cartoonishly
Speaker 4: mean to poor people is if it said Bob Cratchett
Speaker 4: has to work on Christmas Day.
Speaker 3: He's just a frog.
Speaker 4: Why does he have to work at all? But this
Speaker 4: vote was very controversial, even among Republicans who didn't like
Speaker 4: how he increased the debt by four trillion dollars. Do
Speaker 4: you realize how much money for trillion is? No, you don't,
Speaker 4: because none of it went to education. The point is
Speaker 4: some Republicans were resisting this bill, so to get it passed,
Speaker 4: Donald Trump needed to use all of his political powers
Speaker 4: of persuasion.
Speaker 6: Trump made the rare journey to the Hill.
Speaker 7: The meeting was House Republicans behind closed doors for ninety
Speaker 7: minutes for what he says was just a pep talk.
Speaker 8: He called out members by name, he threw the F
Speaker 8: bomb around it.
Speaker 9: I have seen time and time again. They're dragged out
Speaker 9: of the House floor and back into the Republican members
Speaker 9: cloak room, and they're handed a cell phone, and it's
Speaker 9: Donald Trump literally yelling at them and cursing at them.
Speaker 4: Politics used to be deals and handshakes and pass my
Speaker 4: bill and I'll do something for you.
Speaker 3: Now Trump is just like.
Speaker 4: Pass my bill, I'll kill you. I'll kill you and
Speaker 4: i'll get your wife. Well, look, the bill isn't just
Speaker 4: about taking healthcare from poor people to give rich people
Speaker 4: tax cuts. I'm sure there's something in there for the
Speaker 4: rest of you.
Speaker 3: Some provisions tucked into the bill.
Speaker 5: One of them eliminates the two hundred dollars firearm registration
Speaker 5: fee for gun silencers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see that was added by Rhode Island Representative
Speaker 4: John Wick.
Speaker 3: Huh, what's the.
Speaker 4: Benefit of making it slightly cheaper to buy silencers? I mean,
Speaker 4: is that an assassin out there who's like, Hey, I
Speaker 4: got my shot lined up, But first let me call
Speaker 4: my accountant to see how this affects my deductions. I mean,
Speaker 4: maybe it's better if silences are more affordable now. When
Speaker 4: a mass shooter is going through a classroom, the other
Speaker 4: classrooms can keep learning. As you can't imagine, though, Democrats
Speaker 4: are not fans of the big beautiful bill, and they're ready.
Speaker 3: To roast it with some slam poetry. It is not
Speaker 3: one big beautiful bill.
Speaker 8: It's a big billionaires bank row bill.
Speaker 10: It's a big, disgraceful betrayal of the American people.
Speaker 3: This bill is brutal. It is not beautiful.
Speaker 1: I just don't see what Republicans find beautiful about this
Speaker 1: ugly bill. It's not beautiful, it's ugly, it.
Speaker 4: Has wrinkles or besting sores and scars. Okay, we get it,
Speaker 4: but that's a little too specific. It sounds like you're
Speaker 4: describing something personal. This bill is gross and weird and
Speaker 4: has a mole with hair growing out of vans changing color.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about the bill, but should I see a doctor?
Speaker 4: Should I see a doctor? Is just hypothetically speaking for
Speaker 4: more and the reaction to the big beautiful Bill. Let's
Speaker 4: go live to Washington when I'm being told we actually
Speaker 4: have the big billiful bill itself.
Speaker 3: Bell, Bell, you just passed the House. Why are you upset?
Speaker 3: What's wrong? What's wrong? What's right? Ronnie?
Speaker 11: You heard all the mean things the Democrats said about me,
Speaker 11: calling me ugly, wrinkly, and yeah, I have words, but
Speaker 11: HPV is extremely common?
Speaker 3: And why why?
Speaker 11: Just because I kicked seven million poorn disabled Americans.
Speaker 3: Off Medicaid, I mean that's not great. Oh, like, you're
Speaker 3: so perfect. This was supposed to be my special day.
Speaker 3: Call me crazy. I want to be approved.
Speaker 11: And loved and kick people off food stamps who I
Speaker 11: think don't deserve food.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that is kind of an ugly thing to do.
Speaker 3: Oh my god ugly, Ronnie.
Speaker 11: Maybe I should just go to my room, lock the
Speaker 11: door and veto myself.
Speaker 3: Is that what you want? Would that make you happy? Oh? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no, no no, don't do that.
Speaker 11: It's so hard being a bill, like being talked about,
Speaker 11: being voted on, people treating me like I'm an object.
Speaker 3: You are an object.
Speaker 11: All I'm trying to do is be myself, just live
Speaker 11: my truth and take health care away from trans people.
Speaker 6: Okay, what.
Speaker 3: That's in this bill?
Speaker 4: Holy shit, I can't change who I am. That's not true. Okay,
Speaker 4: everyone can change. I mean, maybe we can make you beautiful.
Speaker 4: Maybe add some health kids subsidies, money for children kids.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, well let's start with something smaller than how
Speaker 4: about you, I don't know. Maybe try taking off your
Speaker 4: glasses wow wow yeah see, and maybe tussle your hair
Speaker 4: a little. Wow.
Speaker 3: Maybe you maybe you can be beautiful.
Speaker 4: Hey, you know what, just once you tell me like
Speaker 4: like three things you like about yourself.
Speaker 11: I'm fine, I'm cute, and I hate poor people. We
Speaker 11: should throw them into furnaces to power AI.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, you ruined it. You're hideous. I hate you, Ronnie,
Speaker 3: I'm going to the Senate, all right, the big beautiful bill. Everyone.
Speaker 4: When we come back, we go to subsidies, don't go away.
Speaker 3: Welcome back for them.
Speaker 4: Show if you're mad that President Trump is deporting immigrants
Speaker 4: back to their home country without due process, well calm down.
Speaker 4: He's also deporting them to other countries without due process.
Speaker 10: The Trump administration is accused of violating another court order
Speaker 10: on immigration by putting eight migrants on a plane from Texas.
Speaker 10: Immigration attorneys say they were deported to South Sudan, which
Speaker 10: is a war torn country where the State Department advises
Speaker 10: Americans not to travel.
Speaker 4: Wow, South Sudan. The only place more depressing than Self
Speaker 4: Sudan is Madison Square. God, and that's the last night's
Speaker 4: Knicks game, right, Yeah for the Internet.
Speaker 3: We lost.
Speaker 4: So these deportations might seem cruel to some and legally
Speaker 4: dubious to others, But that's why the Trump administration released
Speaker 4: this video to show you that they can be also
Speaker 4: exciting and cool.
Speaker 3: Deportation rocks hell Satan.
Speaker 4: You know, that's the funny thing about being a musician.
Speaker 4: I Mean, one minute you think you're going to be
Speaker 4: the next Jimi Hendrix, and the next minute your songs
Speaker 4: are being used in a video titled Gestapo hype Reel
Speaker 4: three point zero. But if you would prefer not to
Speaker 4: be deported to heavy metal, you can always leave on
Speaker 4: your own. And in fact, if you self deport, Trump
Speaker 4: will sweetened the deal.
Speaker 5: The Department of Homeland Security conducting its first self deport
Speaker 5: operation called Project Homecoming sixty four I legal immigrants making
Speaker 5: the choice to self deport back to their home countries.
Speaker 7: Officials handed out food and children's toys for each ride,
Speaker 7: and each person was given a one thousand dollars stipend
Speaker 7: for their cooperation.
Speaker 4: What's one thousand dollars and a sack lunch for self deporting?
Speaker 3: What idiot? What take that offer? What's stupid? This idiot?
Speaker 4: Hello running Al Madrigal.
Speaker 3: Wait, oh, you self deported? But you're citizen.
Speaker 8: I know, but that's how cool those videos look.
Speaker 3: I mean, I got.
Speaker 8: One thousand dollars, no mail, that and this sweet bag lunch,
Speaker 8: little man.
Speaker 3: One thousand dollars is not that much money. Okay, it's
Speaker 3: not gonna get you.
Speaker 8: Very far, maybe not in New York City, but a
Speaker 8: thousand bucks in uh what looks like South Sudan.
Speaker 3: I am living large okay, yeah, but you're in self Sudan.
Speaker 8: Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 12: What was that?
Speaker 8: I got a little distracted by my Gratis caprice son
Speaker 8: all right, fruit punch, best flavor, and check it out.
Speaker 8: They even frozen gogurt. Okay, thank you, DHS. Ronnie, you
Speaker 8: gotta get down here, man.
Speaker 4: I'm not going down there, okay. And I think you'll
Speaker 4: focusing on the wrong thing here.
Speaker 8: You're right, I should be focusing on this cuddly stuffed animal.
Speaker 3: All right. I named him baby Fufu.
Speaker 8: Oh what's that?
Speaker 3: Baby foo Fu?
Speaker 8: Ronnie's an idiot for not taking to a thousand bucks
Speaker 8: and the sweet bag lunch.
Speaker 3: Oh, enough about a lunch.
Speaker 4: Okay, there's a reason Christy Nome isn't talking about what
Speaker 4: happened to these people. The countries that are being sent
Speaker 4: to are really dangerous.
Speaker 8: Okay, don't worry. I bought myself a gun, which there's
Speaker 8: tons of because it turns out we funded a civil
Speaker 8: war here. And I bought myself a hut with the
Speaker 8: guest hut huh, and I still got nine hundred and
Speaker 8: fifty bucks. We are going to party when you get here, man.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to sell Sudan.
Speaker 8: Sure, you are because I gave your name to Ice.
Speaker 9: Wait what.
Speaker 3: Why why would you do that? Well, they have a
Speaker 3: refer a friend program.
Speaker 8: Ye see, I turn you in. I get a second,
Speaker 8: Caprice son, you know what? Hold on a second. Some
Speaker 8: guys are approaching.
Speaker 3: Must be my new neighbors. Hey, what's up? Fellas cool machetes? Hey?
Speaker 2: What are you doing on my camera?
Speaker 3: Stay away from me? Oh my go, oh my god,
Speaker 3: out out? Oh you okay? Do you hear me? I'll
Speaker 3: try standing there with Doctaffery's unstrong. Oh my god, out out?
Speaker 3: Oh you're back? What happened?
Speaker 8: Ronnie Dhs failed to mention they have warlords here.
Speaker 3: They took everything, They took your money. Even worse, they
Speaker 3: took baby Foo Foo. He was just a baby.
Speaker 8: Luckily I was able to hide my gogrit where no
Speaker 8: one's ever gonna find it. All right, I'll explain when.
Speaker 6: You get here.
Speaker 3: I'm not going there. It's in my butt, Ronnie so Soudans.
Speaker 3: I'll madrig everybody when we come back. Don Staley open,
Speaker 3: you join me on the show, so don't go away.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to town the show.
Speaker 4: My guest tonight is a basketball legend and head coach
Speaker 4: of the University of South Carolina's women's basketball team.
Speaker 3: A new memoir is called Uncommon Favor.
Speaker 4: Please welcome the legendary Don Staley the New York City
Speaker 4: Standing Ovation.
Speaker 3: I give it to you.
Speaker 6: I'm honored.
Speaker 4: Yeah, three time Olympic gold medalist as a player, and
Speaker 4: you want to go.
Speaker 3: One college. Your champion in playing.
Speaker 4: At college and coach at college. You are Undula Lee,
Speaker 4: a basketball expert. So did you watch the next game
Speaker 4: last night?
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 12: I attended for half of it and then I beat
Speaker 12: the crowd out and ended up watching it in my hotel.
Speaker 4: You left at the right time, because I just want
Speaker 4: to ask you about endgame situations. Yeah, when you have
Speaker 4: thirty seconds or less left on the clock and your
Speaker 4: team is down by three, do you foul to set
Speaker 4: the other teams of the free throw line or not?
Speaker 6: You definitely file you foul.
Speaker 4: I would argue you don't file because then if the
Speaker 4: other team scores the three worst case scenario, if ay
Speaker 4: D they score three, you're tied, you get the ball back,
Speaker 4: you have possession, and you can shoot for the last shot.
Speaker 12: I would say I'm going to extend the time. Time
Speaker 12: time is not on your side. So if you file
Speaker 12: with thirty seconds. There's a lot of time left in
Speaker 12: order for you to play that cat and mouse game.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I'm saying. I'm saying if your team is up,
Speaker 4: sorry bad, it's my bad. Ya your team is up
Speaker 4: by three? Sorry, yeah, your team's up by three. That's
Speaker 4: less than twenty four seconds left NBA rules, and they
Speaker 4: are so the advancement after timeouts and all that. If
Speaker 4: your team is up by three, would you file?
Speaker 6: No? Because I believe, I believe in my defense.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, someone should have told the Nicks that because
Speaker 4: they filed, they were up by three, they filed, they
Speaker 4: send the other team to a free throw line. The
Speaker 4: other team scored two, and then they got the ball.
Speaker 4: The team followed them.
Speaker 6: But what happened was an anomaly, like the probability of.
Speaker 3: The Knicks losing is not that happens. That happens.
Speaker 6: Actually, yeah, Nickson six Nicks and six.
Speaker 3: But sorry, I cut you off. What do you mean
Speaker 3: it's not anomaly?
Speaker 12: What do you mean that that doesn't happen very often?
Speaker 12: Where you got a seventeen point le and.
Speaker 3: You lose it. No, it does not happen.
Speaker 12: So I probably would have been fouling the guy that
Speaker 12: was banging like five threes, I would I would not
Speaker 12: have let him get threes off.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but that guy was he was going out
Speaker 3: to control.
Speaker 6: He was shooting like anomaly.
Speaker 4: Like it's like twelve points in like a minute he did,
Speaker 4: which is only the Knicks could The other thing I
Speaker 4: want to ask you sometimes I watch a lot of
Speaker 4: NBA basketball and like compare to college basketball, and one
Speaker 4: thing I found is like the rule enforcement is a
Speaker 4: lot different in the NBA. You know, for example, even
Speaker 4: traveling calls or moving screens. You know, it kind of
Speaker 4: one of my things with basketball is so weird whenever
Speaker 4: in in the NBA they never call a moving screen
Speaker 4: for anything, you know, And I.
Speaker 3: Mean I don't know is that they did last night? Sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but in your opinion, is this like is this
Speaker 4: just okay? We just got to play this game now?
Speaker 4: Where screens are whatever they are.
Speaker 6: Defenses are smart.
Speaker 12: So it's more of the defenses actually acting because the
Speaker 12: only thing you have to do is fall. If someone
Speaker 12: sets a hard screen on you or somewhat illegal screen,
Speaker 12: if you just put your body, make contact and fall,
Speaker 12: more than likely they want to call it okay. They
Speaker 12: want to call that call, and it's an objective.
Speaker 3: Call, so you don't have a problem with the moving screen.
Speaker 12: The way I'm gonna say this, when when you're playing
Speaker 12: against a really tough offensive player, you're trying to create
Speaker 12: an edge. So if they're coming off of screens and
Speaker 12: I don't think I can get back into play, I'm
Speaker 12: a fake a file.
Speaker 6: I'm a run into the screener and.
Speaker 3: Fall right and try to get a call.
Speaker 12: Try, because it's going to be They're going to score
Speaker 12: because I can't get back in front.
Speaker 4: Okay, well this is interesting. Also, we just lost like
Speaker 4: eighty percent of the crowd because this is these guys
Speaker 4: are like political nerds, so they don't know. So let's
Speaker 4: I find this very interesting.
Speaker 3: But I guess no one else, no one else even knows.
Speaker 4: But like, on the topic of being a championship coach,
Speaker 4: if you had to tell the Knicks something after loss
Speaker 4: like that where you were up by seventeen, no, but
Speaker 4: like what would you tell your team to like get
Speaker 4: them for game two?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 12: I mean, there's really no motivating You're you're in the
Speaker 12: you're in the Eastern Conference finals.
Speaker 6: It is you're at home.
Speaker 12: You still have an advantage, like when when the home
Speaker 12: team loses, then it becomes a really good series. I
Speaker 12: do think the Knicks is the better team, right, I
Speaker 12: do think they'll they'll win Game two, They'll probably lose
Speaker 12: Game three, win game four.
Speaker 3: Wait, hang on, let me write this down. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: I'll make some money on this. Okay, So what do
Speaker 3: you think is the points spread on game two?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: So you think they're gonna win gang and six? All right?
Speaker 4: Okay, great, okay, But you wouldn't even tell them anything
Speaker 4: because they're professionals.
Speaker 3: You're like, you guys are pros.
Speaker 4: You guys get motivation, your your the Eastern Conference finals.
Speaker 3: You don't need me to. There's no kind of locker
Speaker 3: room moment where you like the one.
Speaker 12: Guys know the loss itself is embarrassing, and they know
Speaker 12: they know.
Speaker 6: What to do.
Speaker 3: So you're going saying that I would.
Speaker 12: Because at this stage of the game, if they drop
Speaker 12: another one, then they're.
Speaker 4: Done, right, But this is an interesting coaching philosophy. Then
Speaker 4: less is more almost.
Speaker 6: For me, less is more like you.
Speaker 12: You you actually have you have to know the post
Speaker 12: of your team. You have to look and see what
Speaker 12: they look like, what they sound like. After that game,
Speaker 12: and you can probably look at the press conferences and
Speaker 12: hear what they're saying, and if they're saying we let
Speaker 12: our foot off the gas, it's an anomaly.
Speaker 6: You know, we got this.
Speaker 12: I mean, they're up seventeen with seven minutes left, like
Speaker 12: you're supposed to win that game. And if they put
Speaker 12: themselves in a position where they're up seventeen in any
Speaker 12: other game, they're going to win.
Speaker 4: Sure. And this idea of coaching, sometimes less is more
Speaker 4: in terms of motivating and coaching. I mean reading your
Speaker 4: book that you talk about the ninety six Olympics, where
Speaker 4: I mean fair to say your coach was pretty hard
Speaker 4: on you in ninety six, So I don't think that.
Speaker 3: Time from her. Oh yeah, well she also less as
Speaker 3: more because it seems.
Speaker 6: Like she was more and more. So I went the opposite,
Speaker 6: but still right, so we win.
Speaker 4: Sure, you adopted the philosophies. Why do you think that happened?
Speaker 4: You know, because you had a very tough coach at
Speaker 4: the ninety six Olympics where you want to go medal
Speaker 4: and then you becoming a coach, you kind of went
Speaker 4: away from that philosophy a little bit, Like why do
Speaker 4: you think.
Speaker 12: That so I'm equally as tough, but I'm more of
Speaker 12: I'm a communicator. I'm gonna let you know it's gonna
Speaker 12: be tough, and then I keep letting you know it's
Speaker 12: gonna be tough, so I condition you to know it's
Speaker 12: gonna be tough. So it's not necessarily the team not
Speaker 12: liking me, because I don't think we liked her during
Speaker 12: the process, Like my team likes me, like they really
Speaker 12: understand what I'm trying to get them to accomplish, so
Speaker 12: we do it together.
Speaker 6: She pretty much separated.
Speaker 12: Herself from us and just kind of just pounded on us,
Speaker 12: and we just like it was strategic because she wanted
Speaker 12: us to come together as a team, and all of
Speaker 12: our anger and frustration was against her, and where I
Speaker 12: want my team with me. We're doing this together.
Speaker 4: But it's hard, sure, sure, and obviously you're proven your
Speaker 4: philosophy to be somewhat correct in that way. So also,
Speaker 4: I mean in basketball, there's this thing now where I
Speaker 4: guess analytics came in and there's this drive towards efficiency
Speaker 4: of the game, which has led to kind of almost
Speaker 4: like basketball by robots in some ways, everyone kind of
Speaker 4: shoots the same, everyone plays the same or shooting threes,
Speaker 4: you know, and it's just drive towards efficiency, which I
Speaker 4: think it's pretty clear that it's there.
Speaker 3: Is is working.
Speaker 4: The efficiency is working. Points are higher than ever before.
Speaker 4: But it's kind of like losing a bit of the
Speaker 4: individual characteristics of individual players, you know, like there's no
Speaker 4: more people doing skyhooks. There's no more Kevin McHale's kind
Speaker 4: of more range is gone, I mean, right.
Speaker 12: And it definitely takes away the great creativity of individual play.
Speaker 12: Like we can we we can't do that on a
Speaker 12: collegiate level. Some teams can do it, and they put
Speaker 12: themselves in a position to win, but I've never seen
Speaker 12: anybody win championships. They win a lot of basketball games,
Speaker 12: but bottom line, you need to win championships. So if
Speaker 12: a person is really efficient in the mid range, the
Speaker 12: NBA analytics don't say take that shot because overall mid
Speaker 12: range shots are are are obsolete at this point because
Speaker 12: you're better off making a taking a three point. They're
Speaker 12: trying to get, you know, an advantage over a two point,
Speaker 12: of course, but I allow our players to play free
Speaker 12: and take the types of shots that they that they practice.
Speaker 3: Right, So you pusly don't no.
Speaker 12: You know, we had a guy that was so much
Speaker 12: in the analytics and he was like, this is what
Speaker 12: this is what the last national championship championship teams look
Speaker 12: like this, And we looked we didn't look like any
Speaker 12: of them. Our team we ended up winning in twenty seventeen,
Speaker 12: not looking like what the analytically correct teams national championship
Speaker 12: teams look like. So I was like, okay, so you're
Speaker 12: saying if we do this, it's an automatic win. And
Speaker 12: I'm like, no, it's not an automatic win because the
Speaker 12: players have to have to actually perform, not the numbers.
Speaker 12: And the numbers are part of it is just part
Speaker 12: of the game, but they're not absolute total.
Speaker 4: To shut up and get all the gona. We're gonna
Speaker 4: win this game without your stupid numbers. And as a
Speaker 4: as a coach, like when you look at players, like
Speaker 4: how do you draw the line between like having a
Speaker 4: killer instinct as a player and being a good teammate,
Speaker 4: because I think sometimes in culture we really kind of
Speaker 4: like put on a pedestal this idea of I'm gonna
Speaker 4: win at all costs as a player as a human being,
Speaker 4: like I don't care about anything about winning, and we
Speaker 4: kind of glorify that bit in America, And I wonder
Speaker 4: if you can shed any light in terms of like, is.
Speaker 3: That an actual? Is that correct? Or is that a balance.
Speaker 4: Between being a good teammate and being an individual?
Speaker 3: Kind of?
Speaker 12: Well, well, I think all human beings we are we are,
Speaker 12: We are creatures of habit, right, and you know, you
Speaker 12: know what your habit is. I know what my habit is.
Speaker 12: My teammates, my players know what their habit is. My right,
Speaker 12: So you would be a good teammate on the bench, right,
Speaker 12: But you also have to allow people to be who
Speaker 12: they are, and you have to condition people to accept
Speaker 12: you for who you are. Like, if you have a
Speaker 12: hot head player on your team, you got to give
Speaker 12: them the space to be a hot head, right, give
Speaker 12: them that space, and then at some point you got
Speaker 12: to you gotta cut it off because it's impacting everybody else.
Speaker 12: If you got somebody that's quiet and they don't don't
Speaker 12: like to be yelled at, then you got to walk
Speaker 12: up to them and whisper in their ear and curse
Speaker 12: them out, not in front of everybody, not in front
Speaker 12: of the entire team, because they just don't take in
Speaker 12: information that way. So you As a coach, you got
Speaker 12: to figure out each and every person and condition them.
Speaker 12: They're conditioning you to how they taking information and how
Speaker 12: they like to be coached, and in turn, you're giving
Speaker 12: them how you like to coach.
Speaker 6: And you have to meet You got to meet them
Speaker 6: where they are.
Speaker 3: But you wouldn't say every coach would adopt that philosophy.
Speaker 6: No, it's it's their way or the highway.
Speaker 3: Right, And so you I guess that's why we thrive.
Speaker 12: In this in this space, because we're meeting players where
Speaker 12: they are and their entire families.
Speaker 3: And that's why you're winning.
Speaker 6: Yes, I think that can contributes to winning.
Speaker 3: And so what do you what do you.
Speaker 4: Think about this all the nil rules in college basketball
Speaker 4: right now, which where your players are getting paid for
Speaker 4: that likeness. I guess yes, you know, not getting paid
Speaker 4: by the school, but for external coming. Sure, And how
Speaker 4: do you feel about college athletes and paid.
Speaker 6: I think it's great.
Speaker 12: I especially think it's great for women because women are
Speaker 12: thriving in this space.
Speaker 3: Like I do.
Speaker 12: I think company these are realizing that women are top
Speaker 12: consumers around the.
Speaker 6: World and now that they want.
Speaker 12: Women to be brand ambassadors for their for their companies
Speaker 12: and I just feel like women's basketball has been held
Speaker 12: back for so long, and now that we're in demand
Speaker 12: and popular, we're reaping the benefits in the NIL space.
Speaker 12: I will say that there really has to be control
Speaker 12: over the amount of times that that players can transfer,
Speaker 12: because that you can go to four schools in four
Speaker 12: years and still not graduate.
Speaker 6: Not at South.
Speaker 3: Carolina, though, is that and that's bad?
Speaker 6: I think that's bad. I think that's bad.
Speaker 12: But you can also go to four schools and get
Speaker 12: more money at each school each year, So that's good
Speaker 12: for the individual.
Speaker 3: So you think that's probably an area to look at
Speaker 3: in terms of Yes.
Speaker 12: I think the NCAA needs to do something about the
Speaker 12: just transfer whenever you whenever things don't go your way
Speaker 12: or you want more money.
Speaker 3: And I do want to talk about this book a
Speaker 3: little bit. I read it.
Speaker 4: I have to say it reads like you wrote it
Speaker 4: as in the way it's the way the dialogue is written.
Speaker 3: It is very like, oh, this this was you for.
Speaker 6: Me everything, And you feel the.
Speaker 4: Cover the basketball, Yeah, that's that probably costs like twenty bucks.
Speaker 4: Knowing why I know about publishing that jacket is yeah,
Speaker 4: But I want to ask you about what one story
Speaker 4: you're telling here is about how you you got hot disease
Speaker 4: and you coach through it to win a championship like
Speaker 4: a crazy person.
Speaker 6: Right right?
Speaker 4: Can you can you explain why that's probably not a
Speaker 4: good idea for normal people to.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I got I got diagnosed with Perry cardis. Don't
Speaker 12: ask me like how so delicious?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 12: I went to the best doctor in the country, which
Speaker 12: is at Cleveland Clinic.
Speaker 6: He told me that I need to sit down and
Speaker 6: have a coffee.
Speaker 12: He said, sit down, have a coffee, and I'm am
Speaker 12: I'm coaching this is we got a great team. We
Speaker 12: got an opportunity to win a national championship. He was like,
Speaker 12: if you don't sit down and just have a cup
Speaker 12: of coffee, you're gonna need open heart surgery.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 12: So I was like, okay, but let me see if
Speaker 12: I can do this. I couldn't get my heart rate
Speaker 12: up because Perry Card died. This is just the inflammation
Speaker 12: of the lining of your heart. So when even when
Speaker 12: it pumps fast, it's knocking against the inflammation.
Speaker 6: It never heals. It takes years.
Speaker 3: When he said that you just set a hot screen
Speaker 3: on him and to play basketball, I.
Speaker 12: Thought he was nutstuff. Like, I don't think he really understood,
Speaker 12: you know what. And then he started me he saw
Speaker 12: me coach, right, and then he's like, oh, I saw
Speaker 12: you out there coaching, and that's probably something that you
Speaker 12: shouldn't be doing. Sure, And and then I said, we're gonna,
Speaker 12: we're gonna, We're gonna be tranquil after the season. So
Speaker 12: after the season got better, and then I started doing yoga.
Speaker 12: Then it went I healed quicker than normal.
Speaker 3: But you won a championship with hot disease, basically.
Speaker 6: Yes, and no Opahart surgeon.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, yes, and you are watching this, do not
Speaker 3: do that. Listen to your doctors. But thanks one for
Speaker 3: joining me on the show.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you for winning medals for America, and
Speaker 4: thank you for teaching the next generation.
Speaker 3: And thanks we'll join me on this sty I really
Speaker 3: appreciate it. It sar staying everybody. I tell my favorites available. Now,
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