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Speaker 1: Five eight eighty yo yo yo boy DC on fly

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Speaker 1: miss the Fox. You man, you know what time it is.

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Speaker 1: We're here presented to you by Comedy Hype dot Com

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Speaker 1: at five South dot com. She Man, Carlos Miller, catch us,

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Speaker 1: catch started over again? Merry Christmas? Any creamy? Hey man,

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Speaker 1: it's the Christmas Christmas Hey man, this is gonna be

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Speaker 1: Christmas outfit? You like it? I ain't even got no

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Speaker 1: Christmas outfit? Man? What'd you getting your girl for christ?

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Speaker 1: I bought off the street and I told her that

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Speaker 1: I spent a lot of money for it. You probably

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Speaker 1: bought the GUCA bag that came with the birth certificate

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Speaker 1: right out of flea market. Yes, that that me? Man,

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Speaker 1: you've been Oh yeah, you gotta get us something. You

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Speaker 1: can't just break up with a two months before Christmas

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Speaker 1: to act like you wasn't in love. You gotta get

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Speaker 1: us something. Still, Hey, you know what I got my girl? Though,

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Speaker 1: I got a birth certificate because y'all want to know

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Speaker 1: who that it was? Real? Like you gotta one of

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Speaker 1: a little ancest it's still with blank those. I wrote

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Speaker 1: the name and damn, Jeffrey, you're stupid man, I wrote Jeffery.

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Speaker 1: You say, you bought your girl a birth certificate about

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Speaker 1: a bought a birth certific to find what that is? Right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she want to know who that was, but it was blank.

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Speaker 1: So I just wrote Jeffrey. That's the point it at,

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Speaker 1: like you just made that up and I had to

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Speaker 1: copy of that one, so like a little official. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, oh my god, I never

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Speaker 1: met Jeffery's stupid. Still, like madam, what you're asking for

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Speaker 1: for Christmas? You don't ask for not because I can

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Speaker 1: buy him. I want. I just want somebody about me

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Speaker 1: a bag of a week. I don't care what sad

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Speaker 1: of it, like if you're damn, but I just want somebody.

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Speaker 1: I wanted three. Yeah, but that's that's better in the spring.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Christmas threesome cool if y'all got like a

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Speaker 1: cabin and a fireplace. But but that's that's why I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to do. You can't have a threesome in your

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Speaker 1: house with the heat on, bro? That yes you can.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't, but I mean it's not it ain't. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever let on cold nipples? Bro? Yeah, that's the

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Speaker 1: worst to me. It ain't cold. So you like to

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Speaker 1: put like your grapes and eminem the ship in the freezer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I ain't wanted them to see what I'm saying, trying

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Speaker 1: a Christmas threesome. Yeah, bro, I wanted to really be

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Speaker 1: ho ho holds. I ain't never think of that. Probably

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Speaker 1: all the time. You can call him out to name

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Speaker 1: holes coming here. You know what I'm saying, Man, this

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Speaker 1: is the perfect time to drop the word of the

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Speaker 1: bay because you just I mean, I know it's too early,

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Speaker 1: but you gotta drop the word. If you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: some threesomes with some hole hole holds, you gotta give

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Speaker 1: them to you a long. You got to I that's

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Speaker 1: the word of the day. You will log. Every time

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Speaker 1: you hear somebody to say you will log. We need

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Speaker 1: to hear like a buzzer or something like give us

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Speaker 1: one cat. We're still working on that. Ain't nobody got

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Speaker 1: it on their phone. Somebody sent me a take so

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Speaker 1: they could go off toping you allowed so so so long.

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Speaker 1: So since we got the word of the day, you

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Speaker 1: use the word. You use the word in the sense

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Speaker 1: you will log. Like a lot of black black people

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Speaker 1: don't really know what a you log get. We like,

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Speaker 1: we use the word, but we don't use it in context,

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Speaker 1: like like hey, bro, your phone charged up. You're a

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Speaker 1: log into my Facebook. Like that's that's the you a log? See,

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Speaker 1: I see, I'm so x rated. I tell you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Hey, you thought you were log because

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Speaker 1: they ain't gonna keep it. They ain't gonna keep its

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Speaker 1: too gross. You can use that at the strip club.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm gonnakeep my home. You've been to the

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Speaker 1: strip club. Like the Christmas season, man, they'be they'd be

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Speaker 1: dancing with a little Christmas hat that's sexy A little

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Speaker 1: bit kind of thinks a little bit it'd be funny

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Speaker 1: a little bit one girl had because t was saying

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Speaker 1: she had like a raindeer outfit. And I think, like

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Speaker 1: they look like real rain that long te like everybody

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Speaker 1: be like the eyes or something look like rainder crying.

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Speaker 1: They's been a ghetto as Christmas. Though a ghetto as Christmas.

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Speaker 1: When do you know when it's a ghetto Christmas? When

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Speaker 1: y'all got that little tree, that real little bit of

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Speaker 1: tree that sit on the little ship between the yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then y'all put the gifts like under the dress there,

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Speaker 1: that's some ghetto. That's when you know, did you know

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Speaker 1: you had a ghett old Christmas? When everybody to sleep

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Speaker 1: on the floor. Everybody, everybody like Christmas, everybody and all

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Speaker 1: the one class that you have y'all lever ran out

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Speaker 1: of wrapping paper and had to use the newspaper. We

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Speaker 1: had to use a little for looming them for Wow. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you know it's a ghetto Christmas. When you be about

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Speaker 1: to cry and your mama said in your ass, and

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Speaker 1: she'd be like, come here, I'm gonna get your bike

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Speaker 1: when I get my income tax. That's when you know

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Speaker 1: it's a ghetto Like if your parents ever like promised

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Speaker 1: you some gifts laid on ghet Christmas, you know it's

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Speaker 1: a ghet old Christmas when your parents had the toys

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Speaker 1: and you found them and they whooped your ass and

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Speaker 1: get your toys to your cousins, right, but you know

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Speaker 1: it's a ghetto Christmas. Win the police knock on the

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Speaker 1: police knocked on the dough and take your daddy into jil.

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Speaker 1: That's the worst the Christmas guilts. My dad was d

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Speaker 1: u He had hit some people on the way back

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Speaker 1: from from the throw that year. You lock this ass

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Speaker 1: up and child supporter, Now you know it's a ghett

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Speaker 1: old Christmas win when they take the Christmas socks and

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Speaker 1: put them on their feet. Not see you lost some

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Speaker 1: people the Christmas side of class I. I gotta translate

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Speaker 1: for the white white people use stockings right B. C.

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Speaker 1: Young flowing from the west side of Atlanta. They use socks.

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Speaker 1: And after you get your initial gifts, you put them

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Speaker 1: socks back on you. You know how to get on

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Speaker 1: Christmas when you take real socks and you hang them

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Speaker 1: over the fireplace. Yeah, and you don't just sucks. That's

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Speaker 1: how you know it's to ghet on Christmas. Bro. When

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Speaker 1: your grandma showed up at your house with her church

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Speaker 1: wig on and it's backwards all she came to do

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Speaker 1: and make too sweeper take the path and she's about

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Speaker 1: to go home because her feat swoll up. That's how

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Speaker 1: you know it's Christmas man, all right, this one. You

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Speaker 1: know it's to get when your cousin and say, dope,

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Speaker 1: just pull up in the yard with the music playing

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Speaker 1: real allowed and sit out there for twenty minutes and

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Speaker 1: everybody like Mark ain't coming in the hive. That's how

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Speaker 1: you know it's to get on Christmas. When you're stood

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Speaker 1: cousin come over to the house dressing like something. Clouds. Know,

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Speaker 1: when your gay cousin show up with the new Jordan's

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Speaker 1: that's when you know it's a ghet old Christmas. And

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Speaker 1: she had that little chick with it. She's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's my home girl. Now you know it's a ghet

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Speaker 1: old Christmas. When they paid the cracking here to play

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Speaker 1: side the Clouds, but he's still everybody tours and he

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Speaker 1: fell asleep, got all the damn tours, bro. You know

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Speaker 1: it's a ghett old Christmas when you got to meet

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Speaker 1: your baby mama, a quick trip to drop your little

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Speaker 1: boy towards off. But that's ghetto is hell. And that's

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Speaker 1: ghetto is hell. Now you know it's a ghetto Christmas.

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Speaker 1: When everybody are in the group takes missus about where

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Speaker 1: the Christmas party gonna be. Oh yeah, like how she

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Speaker 1: got roaches, That's when you know it's a ghetto Christmas.

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Speaker 1: It's a ghett old Christmas. Man, when y'all ain't got

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Speaker 1: no cape, you gotta be on your phone all day

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Speaker 1: to see what everybody else but your phone off, so

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Speaker 1: you just gotta stay on WiFi. That's when you know

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Speaker 1: it's a ghetto. When somebody not the wifire box off

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Speaker 1: and everybody get the fine the wide bro. You ever

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Speaker 1: had an ex show up at Christmas? Just show up,

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Speaker 1: not go down. Now you know it's a ghettld crisplal.

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Speaker 1: We need to go outside into yard and bust the

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Speaker 1: pills to like it. Forth of July ain't crim never

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Speaker 1: didn't run in the house and had you know it's

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Speaker 1: a ghet old Christmas. When you're potting on so with

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Speaker 1: them twine fit that on the sixty in flash, that's

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Speaker 1: when you know it ain't Christmas until your boy be like,

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Speaker 1: why we got the ain't Christmas in the city. Then

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Speaker 1: you're here that you know it's a get old cripma.

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Speaker 1: When you stay up on criminal E, we'll go to

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Speaker 1: sleep on Crismal. Yeah, can you getting ship? Shout out

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Speaker 1: to everybody who really this is your first real Christmas

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Speaker 1: and you're just realizing that you're getting up there in

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Speaker 1: age and you think you're getting something and ship. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the real world. Welcome to the real world. I

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Speaker 1: nothing free in this world. Man, Get on Christmas, everybody.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Man, What you get for man?

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Speaker 1: What do you get your people for? Girls? With man,

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Speaker 1: you know what this year, ain't nobody getting nothing but

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Speaker 1: my son and my nephew, like me and my brothers.

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Speaker 1: Like we we just give each other gifts like stuff

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Speaker 1: that's been laying around oh year, Like hey, bro, you

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Speaker 1: need a take this with you. So we just we

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Speaker 1: give each other gifts that's already open. We always make

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Speaker 1: sure we get my little sister a lot of stuff. Come.

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Speaker 1: My mom a hoarder, so that's a lot of stuff

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Speaker 1: that she ain't seen. And yes, I ain't doing nothing

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Speaker 1: like go over some junk, grab it, put it into

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Speaker 1: Christmas presdent. You've got a lot of good Christmas ideas. Man,

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Speaker 1: you'd really be thinking about this. This is stuff I've

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Speaker 1: done and I'm doing it again. How you've been coming

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Speaker 1: up with this stuff like I'm just still one of

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Speaker 1: my mama old gifts and give it back to it,

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Speaker 1: because what I do? You know what I'm saying. If

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Speaker 1: your mom is a horder, it's stuff she ain't seen

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Speaker 1: in years. You just gotta watch her expression like she's

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Speaker 1: just oh my god, I always wanted this book. But

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Speaker 1: you now you gotta tell him where the Horda is

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Speaker 1: because you know all this we got some dudes on

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Speaker 1: who listening right now? Like what he called my mama

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Speaker 1: slip up old hoarda is a person who collects stuff

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Speaker 1: but end up sleeping on stuff they collect. Bro, I

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Speaker 1: never heard you sound that smart before. I believe you

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Speaker 1: because I don't try to go to people and try

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Speaker 1: to help them, like get my house clean. So they're like, so, Temmy,

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Speaker 1: what's going on. I'm like, listen, my mama collect a

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Speaker 1: lot of things, and now she's sleeping on stuff she collects.

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Speaker 1: I never met a black horder. Black people I used

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Speaker 1: to meet don't have ship, and y'all got extra ship.

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Speaker 1: But we gotta walk sideways in our house. You're still

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Speaker 1: on the west side. Listen, one horders is not picking

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Speaker 1: up the phone for me. They're gonna have to come

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Speaker 1: set a little being up in your yard through that ship.

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Speaker 1: Don't you know? We had we had we had a

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Speaker 1: flood in our house and we end up having to

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Speaker 1: get the all the stuff outside the house. So my

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Speaker 1: mom didn't want to take the story, so it was

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Speaker 1: in the driveway. So people used to be ride by,

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Speaker 1: like y'all moving. I'm like, no, they's just the living room.

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Speaker 1: I love with people. Get you ever seen somebody get

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Speaker 1: like evicted, you know, like in Georgia, when you get evicted,

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Speaker 1: you got to leave right then, like it ain't no

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Speaker 1: let me you know it's right then. So I love

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Speaker 1: when people get evicted and they set the living room

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Speaker 1: up outside and the dude to be sitting on the

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Speaker 1: tell you what Craig he did at me the other day. Right,

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Speaker 1: I fell out laughing. I'm like, bad, I want that

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Speaker 1: who's struggling with drug addiction. Don't get you help on

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Speaker 1: But look though the christ part about it. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: to be successful. Why because a crackheads used to be successful. Bro,

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Speaker 1: right and something like, Hey, bros, the cocaine. As long

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Speaker 1: gave a crackhead to bus deal. I say, look, if

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Speaker 1: I got it. He checked the oil and many happy.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch your house may if you don't happen again?

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Speaker 1: Why you ever like you have you buy stuff off

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Speaker 1: I don't want like this whole wing incriminate. No, but

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Speaker 1: That's a good deal for the thing about crack like,

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Speaker 1: Oh you know you know our eight you know they

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Speaker 1: drug crack people. Yes, yes, he said, My brothers are cracks.

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Speaker 1: Then you're gonna steal from my mama, who then looked

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Speaker 1: and gave you throw five dollars before you left. But

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Speaker 1: one thing I tell my crackheads and your family, they

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Speaker 1: that my cousin get it. Yeah, he's been dancing. He

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Speaker 1: dance as I remember my willy go, will it go?

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Speaker 1: Will it go? Willy? He smoke, fallout, have a heart attack. Straight,

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Speaker 1: I'm back. What do you do? What do he do?

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Speaker 1: What he do? Hey? I remember my dad a funeral,

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Speaker 1: my brother. They were like, do anybody want to say

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Speaker 1: something to say? You got the bite? He was like,

423
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,080
Speaker 1: oh he's for all the times that my dad wouldn't

424
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 1: let me in the house. You let that go rude?

425
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 1: Oh he knew. I on pat damn the whole. I'm

426
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 1: glad here you telling me that's your crack head brother.

427
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: Go up at your dad and funeral the same Papa

428
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 1: was a rolling stone. Hey we wop this ass. I

429
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: know that the hard wanted to bro I remember one

430
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 1: time my crackhead cousin po he broke it to the

431
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 1: shoe store, so all the display shoes and like brought

432
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 1: him to the crib like, hey, cool, get whatever. You

433
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 1: want out of them, like these are all lefts anybody,

434
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 1: Well he left, put the other one on. You might

435
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: walk fund, but still got it. Bro, I don't draw

436
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: this series. Man. Shout out to the crack kids. Who

437
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:50,479
Speaker 1: are who's stealing puppies this this year? Why whatever did

438
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 1: we get everybody on Christmas? No? We didn't. You know

439
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: who we left out? I mean we were talking about gifts,

440
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 1: gift for your girl and ship. But what about the

441
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: sade chicks. You already know what they get. Just when

442
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,400
Speaker 1: we said nothing nothing, you ain't gonna get your Sade

443
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 1: chick nothing, man, give a picture my side chick. Holy yeah,

444
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 1: I've been thinking I'm probably gonna get us something real

445
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 1: sweet to be trying to get in the front. I'm like, listen,

446
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: we can't have two quarterbacks. You know what I'm saying.

447
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: You gotta be the receiver. Play something. She's trying to

448
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: be hight. She trying to tell me, look, I got

449
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: this man, I got a good sad she didn't only down.

450
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 1: Probably give us some draws, since that's mostly what I

451
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: see it in anyway, I'm probably give bro some victorious secret. No,

452
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 1: my side chick, she down, so it don't really matter.

453
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: I could get us some football clack, She'll still be like,

454
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: it's whatever. That's my nigger, got me some clicks. Man.

455
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: But guess what I know. We're talking about this Christmas stuff. Man,

456
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 1: how do you feel about even though what Quanzi is.

457
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: I know Kwanza, I know what kawansa to. Man, she's

458
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,959
Speaker 1: staying the cata big head boot. I what she got

459
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 1: one on? Wow? Are you turned on by that? You

460
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 1: get it? Because she got one? Right? Is no, it's

461
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 1: crazy because she got like them a little folk little

462
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:23,360
Speaker 1: fingers stops stop stop fingerball, bro you're gonna get on show?

463
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: Cut off? Manut that I wasn't that. I was at

464
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: the airport the other day. I saw he was like

465
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 1: a little person, like a little like a you know

466
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, a little person. But he had one real,

467
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: real long arm, so he would like leaning on the

468
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: arm when he walked, like scoop itself. But now quansa

469
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: with them a little thing about I don't know nothing

470
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,959
Speaker 1: about Quanza. We're black, and I don't remember when they

471
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: made up Quanza. It was like ninety five ninety folk.

472
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 1: It's just supposed to say her um bad. You like

473
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:02,479
Speaker 1: candles it's like a red candle. But I mean when

474
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: the lights shut out, but we had quants all the time. Yeah,

475
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: I think Quansa is a real Black holiday because they

476
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 1: ain't hurt nobody. To say, you pupposed to give nobody nothing.

477
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,199
Speaker 1: I think you just ppposed to show up, what your

478
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: family and eat. We need to start celebrating. I got

479
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: it on Google, right. Google. Google said it is a

480
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 1: secular festival observed by many African Americans from December twenty

481
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: six to January first, as a celebration of their cultural

482
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: heritage and traditional views. I don't know if this is

483
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: an accurate description because observed by many African Americans, and

484
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: anybody who lives in America knows that there ain't a

485
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 1: lot of African Americans. It's a lot of niggas, a

486
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: lot of black folks, but African Americans. And who just

487
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 1: looked that up? He's Chinese. He ain't even Chinese, I

488
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 1: don't know, but he from Philippines or something. Bro. All

489
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: I know is he puts to Roger on all this ship.

490
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 1: That's so, I guess we're gonna have to start celebrating

491
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 1: Quansa so we can next year. It really Quansa is

492
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: like a Christmas. It's really week week, Black History Week.

493
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know that it start on Decenter twenty six.

494
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 1: I'm celebrating. What do you mean you twenty six? Yeah,

495
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 1: they didn't tell us the day that it was established.

496
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 1: But trust me, I'm s the con I come. Martin

497
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: Luther King ain't ever saying about that because they wasn't celebrate.

498
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 1: People have to start celebrating Kuanza because we have to

499
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: be united as the people Kuanza. They I told you

500
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: they made up Quansa. Damn I be he probably they

501
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: would make a quanza when I'm got the hell on.

502
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 1: Martin Luther King wanted to really you see you see

503
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: those pictures on the Internet of Martin Luther King, but

504
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: you have you do you know how how strong minded

505
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 1: you got to be for you to hit Martin and Martin?

506
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 1: Did you see them? Lu not punch you back, don't

507
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: matter how many times you hitting me in the face.

508
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: I did not know marm Luther King was on them

509
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: cigarettes like that, but he had to do something. All

510
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: them threatening and to listen, Malcolm, I will not fight

511
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: violence with violence. I don't care how many times I

512
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:17,719
Speaker 1: get hid in the face. He hit me back. Oh

513
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: died the nineteen sies. Eight he just got uploader. So

514
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: I did celebrate Kana maybe once I got some head

515
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: on Kwanza ahead to get me right to the kid

516
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: and the queens, I can't believe you disrespected little kids.

517
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: Ain't disrespecting. That's ready. Listen, bro, what we're doing with

518
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: Quansa this year? They said, all you gotta do is

519
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: celebrated being black. You don't get locked up. That's it.

520
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: Everything all the way up to that point though, But

521
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: it's like, what can we do to celebrate to be black?

522
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: We gotta have a cook at We got to got

523
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: a couple people who barbecue on sometimes we gotta do it.

524
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: We gotta do it. Let's do it at your which

525
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: one on? The people only come when the food as

526
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: soon as you uploup food. Let's see that it's not

527
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: a it's not gonna be like a cookout cookout. We're

528
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: not having a cookout. We're having a barbecue. Oh and

529
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta really like fool games. I'm like,

530
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: we gotta have like a mini gril, so you only

531
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: bring what you want to cook. You know what I'm saying.

532
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: They ain't gonna get the food we cook because it's qualmy.

533
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: That what black people do. We stined, y, Yeah, we

534
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: gotta go about Grandma house. We got to Yeah, I

535
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: gotta go with Grandma House. You celebrate I'm met with.

536
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: There's gonna be a lot of mid smoking on us.

537
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: Let me see what else. What's some other real black

538
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: ship that you can do to celebrate quans. You gotta

539
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: do the electric slid somewhere. You gotta do the electric slade.

540
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: Somebody got somebody gotta fight with a cigarette in the out. Yeah, yeah,

541
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: somebody gotta get the fine. Or you gotta break up

542
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: a fight or something. Yeah, it got to be something,

543
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 1: you know. But you know how black people fight because

544
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: of the kids. Got to find no get off. No,

545
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 1: they they're a little ball. Let them fight no, because yo, yo,

546
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: son and you mad. That's why I can't. I don't

547
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: really take them around other kids. He can't like kids

548
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: like that. My nephew so crazy fight his friends. My son.

549
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: I took my son to like one of the little

550
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: park days. Right, my son came back like that, I'm

551
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,959
Speaker 1: ready to go. I was like, what's wrong? He said, man,

552
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: they kids got germs? Your child real child. I don't

553
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: like what he was like, Yeah, dad, they keep coughing

554
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: the nasty like a damn so we had to leave.

555
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: But I'm a good daddy, bro. A lot of dudes

556
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: don't know that. A lot of people don't. I'm like

557
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: one of the best daddy is ever. I got. I'm

558
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: because I already got my son set up to seed

559
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: and like sooner he was born. Guess what daddy did

560
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: got him circumstances right off the top, no questions asked, cash,

561
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: go on ahead and get him straight. I got somethupside too,

562
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: but I didn't know what it was I got him.

563
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: I did that trying to get my son the advantages

564
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 1: in life circumstances could they say? Sometimes you get you

565
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: look like a slinking yeah turn neck something that got

566
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: a turn? The next she's thinking the turtle. Next, Bill

567
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: Cosby is suing seven of his sexual accusers. It's like,

568
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: how you you rape somebody and then accused him for

569
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: not giving you Okay, but see this is what this

570
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: is the this diffraction that don't add up. Bill Cosby

571
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: got like fifty accuses, cause it's sifty. That's she got

572
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: fifty accuses, right, that's the equivalent of him coming out

573
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: and saying, hey, I ain't rape. Oh y'all, I'm suing

574
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: these seven because they land. But the rest of y'all,

575
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: y'all got some little truth. I don't know, shut out

576
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: the bill, shout out the bill man. He really going

577
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: through it, man, And you know what, did you see

578
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: how old man? Does he really think he give a funk?

579
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: I don't I really thin a part of die to

580
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 1: the that loan they just got off the pill. I

581
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: really don't think Bill Cosby expected to live that long.

582
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: Bill probably got all he if he had all times,

583
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: he might you know, tend on this because he might

584
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: go back in time because you wake up. Do you

585
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: remember when Bill Cosby first started getting the cues, when

586
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: like when like a couple like last year, when they

587
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: first started bringing all the allegations out, he was like

588
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: he was looking for anything to be wrong with him,

589
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: like it's my heart still working, but he was perfectly healthy.

590
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: Like he really thought he was gonna be like a

591
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: sick old man and it's gonna die before it made

592
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: it to the press. But you know what, I think,

593
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,719
Speaker 1: like none of everything started coming up. Do you think

594
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: he gave a little bill that pill a little Bill.

595
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: You know what, the more you look at Bill Cosby

596
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: now like the guilty he looked like you watch old

597
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: episode of the Cosby Show, It don't matter what you

598
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: see him doing. You see him eating the sound, You're like,

599
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: yeah he did that ship. Look at the way he

600
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: did that sound. I saw one episode he had a headache.

601
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: He took a pill, like, yep, he did that. Look

602
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 1: how you swallowed that pill with no water? He did that.

603
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: Everything you see Bill Cosby doing he did. Listen to

604
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: me because you know the crazy part. The women who

605
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: accused him said he didn't even asked for He just

606
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: stole it. Probably gonna get I mean, it's Bill Cosby.

607
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: It was. It was it's like the infactuation of you.

608
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: You get something that you probably not supposed to get.

609
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: I really hate to see that because it's like we

610
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: don't have no black heroes. Now, nobody go Bill Cosby.

611
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: You been with that guy back in the day, it

612
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: was like, oh, Mr Cosby, and now he didn't read.

613
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: If Cosby taught me how to read a little bit,

614
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: you remember he had the show with the pen bet

615
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: that was the coolest shit ever. I used to watch

616
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: a little bit album come on, man, he made costives

617
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: taught me how to recognize when somebody getting abused at home.

618
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: You don't remember the episode now being college of teaching

619
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: people how to make my list? Man, Hey man, I

620
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: can't being here with you. I'm dad laughing. Then you're done. Man,

621
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 1: this ship is ruining my life. You got any personal

622
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: news you want to drop to that? Any promo? Oh? Man?

623
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: You know stand ups on the way the movies and

624
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: what made you want to get into some stand up commy?

625
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: You already famous? It's fun, man, it's just getting on

626
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: standing when you actually talk ship, you know what I'm saying,

627
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 1: And just you know how it is when you can

628
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: talk ship and they laugh about it, but you're really

629
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: telling the truth, you know what I'm saying. Like they

630
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: think you playing like nah, I'm telling the truth. You

631
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So it's just fun. Just relieve

632
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,800
Speaker 1: me your stress. You know what I'm saying. That is?

633
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: That is fun? Man. Why when do you like, when

634
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: do you find time to like sit there and put

635
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: your show together? Uh, it'd be it'd be like real

636
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: life moments. What I'm saying, like like say what we're

637
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: talking and I said something everybody, just crack up. I

638
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 1: just jotted in my New Life that joke you got

639
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: about your mom taking you to church all the time.

640
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: May can you preach? I gotta structure it right. I

641
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: got a couple of people who say I got I

642
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: got sad, like you got some sense. A lot of

643
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: y'all people don't understand that. So that that's more of

644
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: an older crowd. Explain it to him. It's um because

645
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: that joke is so funny. It's funny, you know what

646
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like my mama, she used to make me

647
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: preach because my dad was a preacher. You know what

648
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I used to be in the house with

649
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: a loan like my daddy t shirt on. You know

650
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I have a big chair, and I

651
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: used to sit the family down, and I used to

652
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: fake preached it. Yes, but I used to really be

653
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: talking about the house. You know, Mama, this house is

654
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: too dirty. God, I want you to clean it. But

655
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: I act like I got it out the Bible. The

656
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,439
Speaker 1: mable said it's a drunken house. It's not a hole

657
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: at home. Stop acting stupid and sad like you had

658
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 1: some sense. Sad like you guys for God so loved

659
00:35:54,760 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: the world who gave Man. I'm telling you that you

660
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: don't understand man. You don't understand I'm talking about She

661
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: used to made me see it from the air back.

662
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: I remember were a chick fl a one time and

663
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 1: she said, I want you to order the food, like God,

664
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: I want you to order food. So I was like, okay, Mom,

665
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,479
Speaker 1: I was like, can I get a six piece? She's sad,

666
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: like you got something God? Want me to get a

667
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: six piece? No, win some honey muffas out a man o.

668
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 1: Y'all don't understand your dad was a man. He was

669
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: a pest with something funny ship. You haven't seen that

670
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: church man. Let me tell you know. You know my

671
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: dad was a postible. So my crackad buddy used to

672
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: play the drum to show listen to me, My crackad

673
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: Brody used to play the drum. He used to leave

674
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: the church used to be on called Great Springfield. Back

675
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: the church. He used to leave, go to the next

676
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: block just to get some dope so it'll be time

677
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: for the choir to start singing. They look over and

678
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: realize I ain't got no drumma. So he had to

679
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: go to the other stuffy. We're just gonna do this.

680
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: We're just gonna the choir is gonna sing acapella until

681
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: the drama get in and my brother just come in.

682
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: They already seeing to get done. Hey I'm done, I'm done.

683
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: I'm done with you. Man. That's how you do it,

684
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: doing that stick in that singh he man, you well

685
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: and I don't say he cat oh man, oh man.

686
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: Everybody who tuned in and make sure you watch Whilding

687
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: now each and every Wednesday. Make sure you do that

688
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: on MTV two. Man oh oh. Mike Epps got a

689
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: new show coming out. Uncle Buck. Remember Uncle Buck? The

690
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: original Uncle Buck was with John Candy. You know, I'm

691
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: John Candy. He's a fat white comedian who dad doing cocaine.

692
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 1: A lot of them that like that. John Candy was

693
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: funny as hell. Don't be the funny one. Look at

694
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: everybody who's on cocaine. Rick Jane off top On, one

695
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: of the greatest people ever, Like I said, John Candy, Uh,

696
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: James Blueship, name somebody who great. Charlie Sheen he was

697
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: he got caught with coca he laughed a back. I

698
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: really do. There's something about that cocaine though, that make

699
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: you good at stuff. I'm kind of glad I didn't

700
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: grow up back in the day, because like, if you

701
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: wasn't doing cocaine, you would really like what I'm like,

702
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: you got to be snout in the powder. It was

703
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: like the blood hit them, bro. That's some of the

704
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: best segues ever, speaking of cocaine, ain't. Mike Epps is

705
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: also doing a new bipic with the Richard Pryan movie.

706
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 1: He Gonna be Richard Pryme man come. I can't wait

707
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: to see. They've been shooting for about three years. I

708
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: think they just really officially start shooting though, right, somebody

709
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: to do a reference check. I think they just started

710
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: actually shooting. They've been in the process. Who they got

711
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: Mike Epps, Eddie Murphy, Oprah Winfrey. Who's the white lady

712
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 1: who was gonna be in there too? They got white

713
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: girl who Kate Hussing? And then she just think who

714
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: you talk to? K Hustle? What? What? Hey man? We

715
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,879
Speaker 1: got let's do a drop red quick in the middle

716
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: of the shoot. What they're listening to it DC on

717
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: Fly High sal Hey man, it's your little sister's daddy,

718
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: Carlos Miller. We're in here. On the eighty five South show.

719
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, your mama's favorite son in law.

720
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 1: Oh fla, what's up? Who are your phone out? Right? Quick? Man?

721
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: This is one I have favorite sections of the show,

722
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: favorite little segment and to go to my time. You know,

723
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 1: we always check what's on your time? Take it back?

724
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: How did you get a d M? I? Did he

725
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: sing you new? Did he sing let me see what

726
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read the Did you sing them new? Okay?

727
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 1: Shout out to cam New that's your part names. Yeah,

728
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: I ain't got an number personally, but it's close. He

729
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,479
Speaker 1: from He from the US, He from all that. About

730
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: what you're from? Yeah, I don't know. He from the

731
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: West late, so that's close enough. Shout out of Camm

732
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: doing this thing. You know what I'm saying. Oh you

733
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: saw the dude on the Knicks who got robbed at

734
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: all the jewelry at the house and mess the holes

735
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: at the part and let them home spend a night,

736
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: and he played for the Knicks. Is something? Tell my

737
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: Daren Way what's his name? Who? Derek Williams? He had

738
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: as some holes at the party, brought him to the

739
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: crib seven seven hundred and fifty How wow, seven seven

740
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: hundred dollar, Julie, Yeah, seven hundred fifty thousand. That's to

741
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 1: my money to be spent on Drew anyway. I don't

742
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: understand why why don't take you shoes? Well, I mean

743
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 1: it's an investment because you know the juror it ain't

744
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: gonna lose the value. So if you you don't just

745
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 1: go seven hundred Yeah, I know he got some in

746
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,439
Speaker 1: playing on this on the jeril where if somebody would

747
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,439
Speaker 1: trying to na so, you know, stuff like that the street.

748
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, because he just he read the

749
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: ball or you know what I mean, Like he ain't

750
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: really like famous. He spent too much money on GERI.

751
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: You know he never really expected to have two homes?

752
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: Is he on the started squad? Did that? Just goes

753
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: to show you though, just because you've got money, don't

754
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: mean you ain't no name? Yeah, I told you, But

755
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: but how many how many buds? To damn bro? How

756
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: you lead to two people that you don't know, just

757
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: unattended in your house? Untended? I thought he would like sleeping.

758
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: He woke up in all you don't let nobody rob

759
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,280
Speaker 1: you right in front? He got blunt dress. He's supposed

760
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 1: to get robbed. I don't like that picture. I don't

761
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: like that pure all right it is. If I find

762
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: out who did it, let me get half of them bad.

763
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. I want to know what

764
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: they look like. They probably looked just like him. Look

765
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: at him. Bro, Let me tell you something I wouldn't

766
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: even made. Made no call. I got robbed. You got

767
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: robbed by some chick like a chick ever like stole

768
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 1: something from you from chicks. I make him feed me

769
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: something to eat and get everything on the plate. I

770
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: ain't gonna eat all of it. But I know that's

771
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,720
Speaker 1: about five minutes. But let me tell you how you doing, fellas.

772
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: You make him fixture something to eat, tell him to cook.

773
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: Take a minute, you want you want some water? You

774
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 1: want ice in it too? You know what I'm saying.

775
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: That's about five minutes and thirty second. Geng bro, are

776
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: you really gonna try to get him robbing? And no,

777
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: let's flip that. Get to rob a long. No, we're

778
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 1: not promoting. Tell them how to not get robbed since

779
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: you used to rob people, and tell them what they

780
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: need to do to not get rubbed. You don't want

781
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: to get rolled. Man, you know saying you heard. But

782
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: if you just said, hey man, I in my back pucket,

783
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 1: we don't play, you'll get wrong. And that's that's the

784
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: easy real though. I want all the young dudes who

785
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: listening watch this show. Look, if somebody got that damn

786
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: pilsto in your face, just hate bro, let them have that.

787
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: Life is not a movie. You want you that get

788
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: up giving you ship. Look, bron, you can't be doing

789
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: this man, get what they want right about your necklace?

790
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 1: You remember the outcast uh, the little drop on the

791
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: outcast on the best way to deal with the robber

792
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: is the simply give them what they want, give them

793
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: what they want, and give them extra. That's how I

794
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: so don't want to try to rob me. You had

795
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: a ship, man, it's stupid, Yo yo yoish your boyd

796
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: dc on fly mister Fox, you mean you're not listening

797
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: to the eighty five South Show presented by Comedy Hype

798
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah and Carlos And you're listening to the eighty five

799
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: South Show dot com. If you ever want some exclusive

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Speaker 1: bonus footage and backstage material, go to the eighty five

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Speaker 1: South Show dot com. Yes there, eighty five South Show

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Speaker 1: dot com eighty five South Show dot Com. Eight don't

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Speaker 1: gags eighty fights up Marry chrisma an I, hey man,

805
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Speaker 1: it's the Christmas Christmas Show. Hey man. This Christmas outfit

806
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: you like it? I ain't got no Christmas outfit. Man.

807
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Speaker 1: It's all good. You get weight burns eighty ay tie

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Speaker 1: pho pH