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Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.

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Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and

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Speaker 2: a Pod with myself.

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Speaker 3: And Delores Catana.

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Speaker 2: Hi. We were just sitting here chatting and it's Erica's birthday,

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Speaker 2: so first we want to give a little shout out

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Speaker 2: Happy birthday to you, Erica.

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Speaker 3: And then be birthday.

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Speaker 4: And then Dolores, what did you say?

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Speaker 3: Because I said, she's probably busy with the bodyguard. He

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Speaker 3: didn't tell you. No, she's not getting you are letting

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Speaker 3: her get away with this.

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Speaker 4: No, don't you worry. Next week I'll be talking about it.

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Speaker 2: But then I was wondering, maybe it is a bodyguard.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's her bodyguard.

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Speaker 3: I keep like Whitney Houston coming to mind.

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Speaker 2: I just I mean, he's no Kevin Costner, but maybe

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Speaker 2: he's closed.

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Speaker 3: But like you know, there's something about that protective it's hot.

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Speaker 3: It's like, I get it, Erica. You want that big

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Speaker 3: burly guy. You want to feel like a man throwing

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Speaker 3: you around, like girl, I get it.

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Speaker 2: If anyone's gonna get it, Dolores is gonna get it.

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Speaker 3: I I'm not. I'm not mad at it.

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Speaker 4: I tend to open little wheely guys.

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Speaker 3: So I know because yeah that I get it, Erica.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy, enjoy Enjoy Erica.

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Speaker 2: We need more details and we need to know if

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Speaker 2: handholding is something that just happens with the bodyguards.

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Speaker 3: No, or you know, if you're scared, Oh a car's passing,

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Speaker 3: let me hold your head.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to just start saying every time they

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Speaker 2: catch me on a date with somebody that it's my bodyguard.

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Speaker 3: Perfect. That's perfect.

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Speaker 2: But from the math that I did, is that I

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Speaker 2: recognize the math guy. Of course I did the math.

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Speaker 2: I recognize this guy because he was Heidi mond Togs. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and they did that show together in London.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I remember that. I don't know why I remember that,

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Speaker 3: but I do for some reason because he was very

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Speaker 3: much the face always like in the picture of that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he was everywhere. So I don't know. I'm confused.

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Speaker 4: I'm excited for more details and I'll grow, don't you guys, worry.

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Speaker 2: I won't let it pass just because tomorrow's episode you're

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Speaker 2: going to hear her and we're not going to.

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Speaker 4: Talk about it. It's only because I didn't know yet.

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Speaker 3: We had to figure it was that, Teddy, because you

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Speaker 3: would never you know what, you should have been a

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Speaker 3: private investigator, because you are an interrogator, because you do

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Speaker 3: not let up.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't, I don't. I don't let up.

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Speaker 2: But speaking of not letting up and talking about pis

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Speaker 2: and investigators, did you see this first thing? Doctor Nicole

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Speaker 2: accuses Marisel of hiring a PI to investigate her I did.

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Speaker 2: On an episode of her podcast From Scrubs to Stilettos

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Speaker 2: with Real Housewives of Dallas's Tiffany Moon, Doctor Nicole said,

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Speaker 2: one of my castmates confessed to me that the other

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Speaker 2: castmate had told her that she had hired an investigator.

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Speaker 2: She explained that the castmate thought she came with receipts

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Speaker 2: for a scandal that would get her bumped up to

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Speaker 2: mohito status. So she's pretty much she said, she's a parasol. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's what she's saying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's the only friend of, which I still

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Speaker 3: don't agree with, right, I mean, Teddy, you have to

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Speaker 3: agree with me. How is she just a friend of

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Speaker 3: after all this time.

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Speaker 2: She shouldn't be just a friend of She should be

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Speaker 2: bumped right up because she's in every single episode and

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Speaker 2: always involved, and she's pretty good as at getting people.

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Speaker 4: To calm down when they're too left up.

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Speaker 3: She'd dressed as well, and her husband's wonderful. So so

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Speaker 3: she's accused. But wait, Kiki is too a friend of No.

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Speaker 4: Kiki's a and then so is Adriana.

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Speaker 3: Wow, we don't see this season well Adriana. And so

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Speaker 3: then I'm not going to just say, oh, it's only Marisol.

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Speaker 3: There's three suspects.

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Speaker 2: I don't see Kiki doing it. I would say, definitely,

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Speaker 2: it's not Keiki.

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Speaker 3: There's three suspects. I'm gonna just leave it at that.

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Speaker 3: You never put anything past anybody you don't know.

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 2: But also, I remember when we first found out that

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Speaker 2: doctor Nicole was not going to be back, she had

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Speaker 2: told everybody it was because she was having postpartum and

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Speaker 2: she wasn't interested in doing that. So now I'm curious

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Speaker 2: why this news story's coming out so late, right when

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Speaker 2: the episodes are starting.

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Speaker 5: Well, I podcasts, listen, if you're gonna, if you're gonna

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Speaker 5: open your mouth and say something just I'm very much

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Speaker 5: a fan of not giving up your source.

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Speaker 3: So I wouldn't say who said it, but I would

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Speaker 3: say who did it true? Get my point like I

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Speaker 3: would say, so and so did this to me? And

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Speaker 3: I have proof, And I'm gonna what proof is not

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Speaker 3: someone talking? Proof is black and white.

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Speaker 2: Proof is show it to me on the piece of paper,

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Speaker 2: like I have proof right now. The season seven taglines

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Speaker 2: that we're going to go through, and granted we may

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Speaker 2: read one of them wrong, but we're trying our hardest

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Speaker 2: to make them really proof.

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Speaker 3: That's okay.

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Speaker 4: Do you want to start with your Alexi? I go ahead,

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Speaker 4: Do you go first.

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Speaker 3: I may be a Cuban doll, but I'm no one's toy.

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Speaker 4: Larsa.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to get on my bad side because I

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Speaker 2: don't have one.

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Speaker 4: Oh, come on, Larsa, you know you do.

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Speaker 3: Gertie, I'm a fierce spider and even a stronger survivor.

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Speaker 4: She is coming in hot this season.

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Speaker 3: Oh common talk about she's like the torturer.

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Speaker 2: Then Julia, Oh she bugs But Julia, my chicken coop

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Speaker 2: is full.

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Speaker 4: And now so is my house?

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Speaker 3: Very fitting?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, very fitting, very uninteresting.

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Speaker 3: Lisa. I may not be prompt, but I'm worth the weight.

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Speaker 3: It's exactly certainly, Lisa. Nothing against you, No one is.

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Speaker 3: And by the way, it's very fitting. I think that

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Speaker 3: fits her too.

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Speaker 2: And then we've got Stephanie, which is the new housewife.

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Speaker 2: I don't just sell luxury, I live it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we got it.

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Speaker 3: Were a million times. We got it. The first time,

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Speaker 3: we got it, this second time, we got it in

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Speaker 3: every scene thirty times.

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Speaker 2: You know what we also got we got this years

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Speaker 2: ago when Real Housewives of Beverly Hills did like an

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Speaker 2: air mased burken episode.

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Speaker 4: We don't need to talk about them anymore.

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Speaker 3: They can't get wet. Why they can't with a raincoat?

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Speaker 4: So does my laboo boo.

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Speaker 3: I saw you got it for your birthday. I did

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Speaker 3: wish you a happy birthday.

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Speaker 4: I was so exciting.

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Speaker 2: Okay, guys, we're gonna have to kind of blow through

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Speaker 2: these two episodes because I have to get to a

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Speaker 2: doctor's appointment, which is just so fun.

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Speaker 4: Love it.

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Speaker 2: If you want to talk about where I'm not a

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Speaker 2: happy person, it's at the hospital.

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Speaker 3: I get it. I'm sure who is happy that.

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Speaker 4: I mean like, I'm like, this is where bad please right?

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Speaker 2: No, it's definitely not not until I get to ring

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Speaker 2: all my dingers and say I'm doing.

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Speaker 3: There you go.

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Speaker 4: But it starts out.

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Speaker 2: Where Julia is embarrassed about how she acted at Marisel's party.

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Speaker 2: She thinks Gurti is constantly come at her. Gertie, on

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Speaker 2: the other hand, thinks she Julia violated her. She felt

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Speaker 2: degraded and felt she had never felt that way before.

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Speaker 4: But also, why straight up lie and say you spilled

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Speaker 4: the water. You didn't spill the way.

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Speaker 3: I saw that. I saw that. Come on, stop, just

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Speaker 3: say she was She was very remorseful. She was crying

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Speaker 3: that she did it because she's embarrassed. But then she

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Speaker 3: doesn't admit to doing it, like she sugar coated what

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Speaker 3: she did. Okay, whatever, that's not even worth spending a

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Speaker 3: minute on it.

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Speaker 4: It's not.

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Speaker 2: But then Larsa and Stephanie go on Stephanie's private plane

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Speaker 2: to pick her up her dogs in Orlando. Larsa gets

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Speaker 2: a FaceTime from Marisol well Stephanie is getting her dogs,

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Speaker 2: and Marisel tells Stephanie that Alexia dropped.

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Speaker 4: The bomb of extending their divorce.

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Speaker 2: What in the Taylor swift is happening that we're taking

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Speaker 2: a private jet for a thirty minute pickup for a dog.

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Speaker 4: We need more money?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well no, I mean they don't need more money.

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Speaker 4: I know believe you can't just pick up our dogs.

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Speaker 3: I can't. I couldn't even find the time to bring

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Speaker 3: my dog to get her nails clipped yesterday, so I

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Speaker 3: don't even know. Look look at me. I would They

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Speaker 3: wouldn't allow me on a plane, not even a commercial plane.

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Speaker 3: Right now, I don't feel good. I'm tired. I have

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Speaker 3: a fever store coming up, and my dog's nails are

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Speaker 3: the plane to clean it? Maybe?

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Speaker 4: Can I borrow the plane? And can I have some caviar?

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Speaker 4: And yeah, oh my gosh, do you like caviar?

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Speaker 3: What do you think?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: But you know whose cavier is good because it's not

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Speaker 3: very fishy. Meredith Marx. Really, her fat caviar is really good.

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Speaker 3: And I'm not a caviar person. Hers is good.

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Speaker 2: Are you a big Meredith Marks fan? I like it

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Speaker 2: because I don't think we've talked about her before.

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Speaker 3: I haven't been able to, but I know her personally.

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Speaker 3: She's lovely. She gets picked on on the show, she

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Speaker 3: gets ship on everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Well, she does get shit on on the show, but

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Speaker 2: oftentimes it's because she's running away. I think whenever you

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Speaker 2: run away. You're gonna get picked on.

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Speaker 3: But I never got over. The funniest thing on the

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Speaker 3: show all in the whole time it's been on. Is

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Speaker 3: your husband? The RUMs? Do you want me to talk

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Speaker 3: about the rumors about your loo?

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Speaker 4: I love her too, We.

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Speaker 3: Gotta love her. I want her to play in my

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Speaker 3: softball game because she's in New York.

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Speaker 4: Where's my invite to the song?

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Speaker 3: You don't need an invite? You are there, Can you come?

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Speaker 3: It's August fifth? No.

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Speaker 2: If hardballs throwing at my head isn't exactly what I

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Speaker 2: need to be doing, I don't know it is.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you whatever spot on that field you want, Teddy.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I want of you where the hot dudes are?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, the doctors play against the doctors. Get some

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Speaker 3: cute ones there, and I'll have anybody on the team

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Speaker 3: you want.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Perfect. Then Kiki heads to the airport to pick

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Speaker 4: up her dad.

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Speaker 2: Her dad kicked her out when she started modeling and

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Speaker 2: they didn't talk for ten years. He shocks Kiki with

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Speaker 2: some news of having a three year old brother.

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Speaker 4: Do you remember when doctor Nicole's dad did this too?

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Speaker 3: Doctor Nichole's dad was an icon? And yes, I like Nicole,

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Speaker 3: and I like where she comes from, even though the parent,

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Speaker 2: But I think a lot of people, and you know,

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Speaker 3: I think she's addicted to him, because if we're going

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Speaker 3: She's attracted to him sometimes like the attraction I'll get

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Speaker 2: How does she think this is going to turn out

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Speaker 3: By the way, Teddy, she was worried about that. I

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Speaker 3: We were sitting with Tamra and she was concerned. She

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Speaker 3: if he is humbled by anything, and if he wants

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Speaker 3: he kind of deserved what he got.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I feel like either Todd has the biggest pain on

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Speaker 3: Got to be like a Clivesdale. It's got to be

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Speaker 4: It's four it's.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't get it. And at what point

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Speaker 2: Like were he a couple of years left from no

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Speaker 4: Anyway, That's what I'm.

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Speaker 3: Like, Come on, that thing doesn't last forever on either side,

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Speaker 2: But I do think that the women, when it comes

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Speaker 3: Well, it's not the first time I've seen this. It's

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Speaker 4: I would especially say not him.

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Speaker 3: Well I wouldn't know. I mean, you know, but so

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Speaker 3: what can you do?

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Speaker 4: Who knows? But then they're Julia's party.

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Speaker 2: Alecia tells them that she's been anxious and stress and

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Speaker 2: she tells Adriana that she had added to that stress

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Speaker 4: A year ago.

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Speaker 2: This I think we have to let go because these

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Speaker 3: Like if that's the truth, and then every single person

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Speaker 3: including leases because that guy's getting hammered.

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Speaker 2: Like he's morphed into one of the guys on the

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Speaker 3: I don't think this guy signs up for this.

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Speaker 4: But there's no little Jody.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he did either, But I mean they

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Speaker 2: played games at this party, they do dirty diapers and

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Speaker 2: Lisa gags and this entire party. To me, I'm over it.

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Speaker 3: Five good, but we can't forget one thing. What did Jody?

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Speaker 3: Did I see this? Or am I imagining did Jody

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Speaker 4: He did?

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Speaker 3: Can you explain?

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Speaker 2: Like, okay, so you know how some people have glam or,

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Speaker 2: they have somebody that helps them inside of their confessionals,

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Speaker 2: like gives them little things to say.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's the person talking to you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a person. No, but some people like the side.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like who's guilty of this?

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Speaker 2: Somebody that has really funny confessionals but aren't really that funny.

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Speaker 4: So you're like, how does this happen?

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Speaker 3: We just recently talked about this and we were saying

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Speaker 2: They're glam or the producer or whomever it is. But

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Speaker 2: I think he any time they're talking about anything financially

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Speaker 2: he steps in because he's worried she's gonna say it

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Speaker 4: Is my guess.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you're right because he's a business guy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that is. That's That's what I'm guessing.

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Speaker 2: But that being said, I don't really know. Then we

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Speaker 2: She explains the emotional roller coaster she's been on. I

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Speaker 2: saw the quote tears of laughter, not sadness. When I

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Speaker 2: you know, when you're going through kind of a ship

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Speaker 2: don't want to see motivation, Like I'm like, I don't

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Speaker 2: When I saw this, I was like, oh, I've seen

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Speaker 2: some of this guy's stuff.

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Speaker 3: Wait, I have to go back to the fedlines before.

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Speaker 3: Remember when it was Teresa because we were just laughing

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Speaker 3: about it with kim De. Remember when she tried to

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Speaker 3: spell POJ to kim De but she spelted broke, piece

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Speaker 3: oh there, like somebody would come up with something funny,

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Speaker 3: but then when she would repeat it, it was so funny.

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Speaker 3: Didn't know what you would repeat it wrong. Because at

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Speaker 3: the fashion show with Kimde, when she tried to spell

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Speaker 3: POJ piece of shit homewrecker corr.

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Speaker 5: And that's what I would think.

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Speaker 4: It's so good.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's what I meant.

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Speaker 2: We need some of this on Miami. We need some

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Speaker 2: pieces of shit co course. But then Stephanie, Keky and

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Speaker 2: larsa meat for lunch. Stephanie tells them she is close

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Speaker 4: They all are confused by this. So was I would

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Speaker 4: you want your parents on your honeymoon?

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Speaker 3: No? I would if I was bored on my honeymoon,

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Speaker 3: or if you had.

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Speaker 4: A baby that needed to be taken care.

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Speaker 3: Of some time, yeah, like a me born. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 3: would I want my parents on my twentieth honeymoon? Maybe

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't care, I'd bring everyone, or I just I

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Speaker 2: But this is what I'm kind of confused about when

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Speaker 2: We've seen all of her businesses that she has. She's

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Speaker 2: All of this are great things, lovely but you, yeah,

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Speaker 4: No, we're getting all of it.

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Speaker 2: We're getting all of her financials right off the back.

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Speaker 3: Great. Next it'll be the bank account. So she blew

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Speaker 3: load you absolutely bluer load all over the place.

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Speaker 2: Like, what are they going to talk about next?

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Speaker 4: In the condo?

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Speaker 3: This is I'm telling you, I love animals so much.

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Speaker 3: That's one thing I really like about her and him.

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Speaker 3: The the sisters don't talk. This is all in the

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Speaker 3: first We've seen everything. We've seen all the bags, the planes,

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Speaker 3: the cars, the clothes, the partners.

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Speaker 4: With the Mini Cooper.

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Speaker 2: I'd be pissed if I was a sister that got

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Speaker 2: the Mini Cooper and not the range Rover.

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Speaker 3: There's a way, another story why the sisters don't talk

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Speaker 3: to you. And it's not always because they're jealous. Some

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Speaker 3: people are just not just jealous. Some people are mad

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Speaker 3: about something. But I'm sure that she tried to make

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Speaker 4: They come back around.

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Speaker 2: Let's see if we see the sisters, but she didn't

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Speaker 4: Living even well, I mean, how hard and the way

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Speaker 4: she kept saying, I have twin sisters. I'm not that smart.

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Speaker 4: So I kept thinking, is she a triplet?

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Speaker 3: I'm not looking at you.

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Speaker 2: I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I kept going, so is she a triplet?

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Speaker 2: Rewarded?

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Speaker 3: No, I think you're really smart, by the way, But

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Speaker 3: that part I got And I'm stupid. I just said

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Speaker 3: I can't even read. But that I didn't trick me, Teddy,

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Speaker 3: it got me. It got me.

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Speaker 2: Like she has twin sisters, I'm like, why doesn't she

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Speaker 2: just say triplets?

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Speaker 4: So I'm just looking for.

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Speaker 3: We get thrown up for no reason. It's okay, It's okay.

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Speaker 2: But then all the girls are preparing for the hurricane

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Speaker 2: in their houses and is checking out the coconuts on

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Speaker 2: the tree. Steve brings Marisol vodka. Stephanie calls Julia while

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Speaker 2: she's getting dog food.

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Speaker 4: Adrian met Julia.

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Speaker 3: Wait definitely just meant Julia three minutes ago, and she's

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Speaker 2: Who I don't believe that she likes chickens? Who likes

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Speaker 2: chickens other than to eat.

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Speaker 3: I don't. I mean, I love all animals, bigger, small,

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Speaker 3: God created them all.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, are you like playing to Peter right now?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm a You have to understand, like, I'm

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Speaker 3: here's the thing. You're calling to check on her to

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Speaker 3: chickens need help. I'll come help them. Are you gonna

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Speaker 3: build the taj mahal for them in the farm?

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00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: Like?

443
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:19,479
Speaker 3: What what are you doing? Are you sending the plane

444
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 3: to put them in so they don't get swept away?

445
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

446
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, then they decide they're going to go to

447
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 2: this goddess party. Some other things happen in regards to

448
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 2: the hurricane. In regards to the arguing, Gerdi and Julia

449
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:35,199
Speaker 2: meet up to talk. Julia apologizes for their fight, and

450
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 2: this time she says throwing the water, not spilling the water,

451
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 2: which was a good call. But you can tell that

452
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 2: Gerdi is nowhere over this.

453
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 3: It's too soon. It's too soon to sit. But listen,

454
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 3: I'm from New Jersey. If you're not physically getting accosted

455
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 3: or having something smashed in your face, water would not

456
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,199
Speaker 3: be something I needed more than one meeting over. No like,

457
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 3: I'm good, like an apology good? You throw the water,

458
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 3: you know the next thing, the table's on top of you,

459
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 3: so like It's well.

460
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 2: Lisa wasn't sticky, and I have to be honest, I

461
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 2: would have been more pissed had I had my wig

462
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,159
Speaker 2: on or my hair done in the water on me

463
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 2: than if I didn't have my hair on at the moment,

464
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 2: Like right now, I could take my hair off, and

465
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 2: if you've flung water on me, I'd probably.

466
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 4: Be like few, I'll sweat through my sweatshirt.

467
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 2: But if you did it right now after I styled

468
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 2: this way, I'll cut it of the.

469
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 3: Style of your way. I love your hair.

470
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 4: Is so nice.

471
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 2: It's a little pony. It's my way of not having

472
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,959
Speaker 2: to do makeup. But then they go to the narcissist party.

473
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 2: But do we believe Lisa was two hours late in

474
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,399
Speaker 2: the sprinter van? I do, and I would have lost

475
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,360
Speaker 2: my absolute ship two hours in that splinter van.

476
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 3: But they should have left. Why wait for her listen.

477
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 3: There are some people on my cast that would be

478
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 3: two to three hours late, and they wait for them,

479
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 3: and I'd be like, you know, there should be a policy,

480
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 3: but Lisa's late all the time, the.

481
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 2: Two hours late, and like, I mean there was, yes, clearly,

482
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 2: there was an entire scene that haunts me for the

483
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 2: rest of my life of me waiting for Dree and

484
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 2: I left after whatever forty seven minutes.

485
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 4: It became a big deal.

486
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 2: But I was sitting in a restaurant. If they had

487
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 2: me sitting in a sprintervander.

488
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 3: In Florida in the middle of summer to go.

489
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 2: To a narcissist party that I didn't want to go to.

490
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 3: No, I would be like, oh, I'm not meeting just

491
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 3: meet me there. But here's the thing. It could have

492
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 3: been set up because you know, she says, the first

493
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:49,239
Speaker 3: thing Stephanie says when she's being introduced is I have

494
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 3: a real pet peeve of people being late. And we

495
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 3: all know Lisa is going to be late to the

496
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,880
Speaker 3: next scene because it's always late anyway.

497
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 2: I know, I've been mares all kind of tried to

498
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 2: have her back and say, oh, shoot, she's not answering

499
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 2: because she doesn't. But then The part that I thought

500
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 2: was interesting, which I think is going to play out

501
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 2: throughout the season, is how all of the women were

502
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 2: upset that Lisa is always late, and none of them

503
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 2: had the balls to say anything. So in this moment,

504
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, Stephanie, you and your

505
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 2: jet made my list. Now you yourself, You redeemed yourself,

506
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 2: You your balls. You just flung out on the table

507
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 2: and let be known, don't be fucking late. And Lisa

508
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 2: couldn't even apologize.

509
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 3: She doesn't do that good.

510
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 2: She well, that's why I think she doesn't do well

511
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 2: in the narcissist party.

512
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 3: And I love her, but no, she doesn't say in

513
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 3: anything against her or Jody Paul's Paul loves Jodie.

514
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 4: She does just kid.

515
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 3: Well. Paul likes him. They met at Bravo Khan. Lisa

516
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 3: was fine when when I would met her, she was

517
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 3: very nice, very talkative. You know, not everybody you've mee

518
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:08,479
Speaker 3: a bravocan is talkative, right Teddy, Lisa's not Lisa.

519
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,719
Speaker 2: I've always had a fun time with her at Bravo

520
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 2: con and she was cool on the pod too, But

521
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 2: I think in this instance, I think that's at some

522
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: point production has to lay down the line more than

523
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 2: you're more than thirty five minutes late, you get yourself

524
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 2: to the event.

525
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you don't show up, then you missed out.

526
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, thirty minutes I think is passable.

527
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 2: But there. Yeah, but even in a sprinter van nots

528
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 2: but then that that once they get to the narcissist party,

529
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 2: each of them have specific goddess titles. We've got Maricel

530
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 2: Goddess of Cockies, Larsa Goddess of selfies, Kiki, Goddess of

531
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 2: male anatomy, Gertie Goddess of gab Stephanie Goddess of punctuality,

532
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 2: Julia Goddess of Kissing, Adriana Goddess of purity, Alexia Goddess

533
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 2: of Stars, Lisa Goddess of tardiness.

534
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 4: Lisa finally you know she's shown up.

535
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 2: She's starting to get upset, and then the self help

536
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,120
Speaker 2: guy is kind of trying to hold her accountable and

537
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 2: she gets upset, and that's where we end scenes for

538
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 2: next week, So we don't even by the time this

539
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 2: episode is over, we don't even see them get there yet,

540
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 2: and they're still too busy.

541
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 4: Fighting about who's being late.

542
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 2: But scenes for next week we see them arriving, and

543
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 2: we see that the self help guy is going to

544
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 2: come after Lisa a little bit, and it looks like

545
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 2: she leaves angry.

546
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 3: Stop running out of scenes, everybody, Okay, it's enough already,

547
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 3: it's enough. I've just said that a lot this year.

548
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 3: Porsche ran out all the time on the valley. Everybody

549
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 3: runs out crying and doesn't finish the scene. I mean,

550
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 3: I don't know, but where I come from, we're not

551
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 3: allowed to do that. So I'm sorry.

552
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,959
Speaker 2: Even when I come from sitting in front of this

553
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 2: computer talking to you, if I just got up and left.

554
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 3: That's my job. Yeah, exactly.

555
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 2: And she ran out last week, she went out of

556
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 2: the baby shower.

557
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 3: And you know, I'd like to say, maybe she's going

558
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 3: through a lot. She just did have a loss in

559
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 3: her life. But we know what we sign up for,

560
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 3: and you'd better stand there and hold your ground because

561
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 3: you don't leave. No.

562
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 4: And also you have the choice to say, I am

563
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 4: not filming. I am going through too much with my

564
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 4: family and I'm not filming.

565
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,719
Speaker 2: I can't get a break. I need a break. And

566
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 2: I think they would have done that. They would have

567
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,959
Speaker 2: given her the two weeks or whatever.

568
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 4: It may be, but I.

569
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 2: Mean I do I couldn't really decide who I believed.

570
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 2: So I want to ask you, because you have a

571
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 2: good read on people. I forget if it was in

572
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 2: the first episode, we recaptured the second but where Larsa

573
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 2: and Lisa at the same time are discussing what happened

574
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 2: with Jody, and Larsa is saying that Jodi lost it.

575
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 2: She's even talking to her friend on the plane and

576
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 2: he's saying how he lost it. And then Lisa says,

577
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 2: he's never raised his voice in his life. He's not

578
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 2: like this, like, who are we believing here?

579
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 3: Well, I had a thing with that, and I'm going

580
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 3: to tell you I didn't believe Larsa. And and then

581
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 3: is it Philip blind that she faced times?

582
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 4: I think so once he came on that I believed

583
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 4: her too. Why did I believe him? I didn't believe

584
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 4: her one little.

585
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:13,719
Speaker 3: Bit because sometimes she exaggerates the truth to who she

586
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 3: wants to screw next, Like if she wants to screw

587
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 3: you over, Larsa is gonna do it, and she's going

588
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 3: to do it in a way where she's going to

589
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 3: tell her story the way she wants to fit to

590
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 3: justify what she's doing to you.

591
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 2: Next, So, if Jody was an asshole and Jody was

592
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 2: going over the top, why didn't Lisa just a little

593
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 2: bit say like, yeah, Jody was a little bit tipsy,

594
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 2: or Jody was trying to protect me because you were

595
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 2: being such an asshole. But pretending he's never raised his

596
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 2: voice in his life or been upset, I'm like, I'd

597
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 2: like to say that about myself.

598
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 3: Well, I, first of all, that's in his life. Everyone's

599
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,959
Speaker 3: raised their voice or been upset at one time or another.

600
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 3: I didn't see it in him, Like he seems very subdued.

601
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 3: But I only know them from the show really, and

602
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 3: he seems like, you know, he's a tech guy. They're

603
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 3: kind of like usually the calmer ones.

604
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 4: But clearly this is after filming, right, But.

605
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 3: I don't know, like when when she she she's that's

606
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 3: the badside of Larsa, she hammered it home when she

607
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 3: got Philip fucking Plyne on the on the horn to

608
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 3: to reiterate what he saw. Now, the only explanation for

609
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 3: Lisa saying he didn't do it, if that actually happened,

610
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 3: would mean that she wasn't there when it happened. Maybe

611
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 3: she was in the bathroom.

612
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 2: But according to Larsa, Lisa was told to stop it

613
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 2: and told him to calm down. I hope we get

614
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 2: to see a little bit more of this.

615
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 3: Oh, Lara is not going to leave this alone. Okay,

616
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you this. If it happened, and

617
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now, if it happened, you know,

618
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 3: somebody at that place has it on video. If if

619
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 3: it happens, and if I don't see a video of that,

620
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 3: I will always have doubt that it happens.

621
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 2: Because because there was a million people there taking videos,

622
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 2: and Larsa was probably taking a selfie video of herself

623
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 2: at that moment.

624
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 3: You know, she had the light out and everything when

625
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 3: it happened, the big fat light out that she carries

626
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 3: in her bag.

627
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 2: I think it's her brand now, which, by the way, Larsa,

628
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 2: send me one.

629
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 3: Larsa, you better send me one, otherwise I'll say that

630
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 3: you're wrong.

631
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, otherwise we're going to be team Lisa for this fight.

632
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 2: But you guys, thanks for tuning in. We'll be back

633
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 2: again next week for more recaps.

634
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 3: But it's going to send some caviar.

635
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:47,479
Speaker 4: Great.

636
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 3: I'm to call her right now.

637
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 2: I don't know that she loves me that much, so

638
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 2: it might take some greasing of the wheels.

639
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 3: She's very easy going, like I'll just have to say,

640
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 3: like she's just reading you're wrong, You're a great person.

641
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 3: Wouldn't be friends with you.

642
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 4: Just listening to the pod?

643
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like stop, Meredith, don't don't not like my friends.

644
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 3: Stepine will be your friend.

645
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love you.

646
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 3: Thanks for tonight, you good luck at the dogs.

647
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 4: Thanks