1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:01,850 Speaker 1: What do you do if one of your coworkers is 2 00:00:01,970 --> 00:00:04,870 Speaker 1: totally bored with work and is saying that he wants 3 00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:05,430 Speaker 1: to quit? 4 00:00:05,790 --> 00:00:06,310 Speaker 2: Oh, no. 5 00:00:06,690 --> 00:00:08,050 Speaker 3: Have you guys been listening in on my condos? 6 00:00:09,690 --> 00:00:12,110 Speaker 1: I'm not bored. You spice things up a bit and 7 00:00:12,130 --> 00:00:14,050 Speaker 1: you ask us to prank them at work. 8 00:00:14,910 --> 00:00:15,650 Speaker 2: Yeah. 9 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:18,029 Speaker 3: That's the solution. We'll show you bored. That's a good 10 00:00:18,110 --> 00:00:19,020 Speaker 3: reason to do this. 11 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,640 Speaker 1: Luckily, I know the exact person who should call this 12 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:23,820 Speaker 1: guy up to light a fire and get him excited 13 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:24,739 Speaker 1: about his job again. 14 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,820 Speaker 3: His name is Big Rick. 15 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:32,200 Speaker 1: So let's hear his customer service complaint in your phone 16 00:00:32,220 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 1: tap right now. 17 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. 18 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:39,930 Speaker 2: By customer service, this is Eric. 19 00:00:39,970 --> 00:00:40,510 Speaker 1: How can I help you? 20 00:00:41,050 --> 00:00:43,110 Speaker 3: Why, hello there, friend. 21 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:49,050 Speaker 2: My name is Richard Cornelius Haberdashery III, but my friends 22 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,460 Speaker 2: call me Big Rick. 23 00:00:52,110 --> 00:00:53,290 Speaker 3: Uh, how are you doing today, sir? 24 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:53,930 Speaker 2: How can I help you? 25 00:00:54,090 --> 00:00:55,370 Speaker 3: Well, let me tell. 26 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:59,980 Speaker 2: You, I came in recently and bought myself a brand 27 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:02,900 Speaker 2: new fancy schmancy microwave. 28 00:01:03,380 --> 00:01:11,140 Speaker 3: One of them plug-in microwave ovens. You know about them microwaves, friend? Um, yeah, 29 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,310 Speaker 3: I know about microwaves. 30 00:01:12,330 --> 00:01:14,030 Speaker 1: They've been around for quite some while now. 31 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:14,570 Speaker 2: What? 32 00:01:14,670 --> 00:01:17,470 Speaker 3: I'll tell you, your microwave tried to kill me. 33 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 2: There was almost a murder about. A real-life whodunit, if 34 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 2: you will. But I know whodunit, and it's that microwave. 35 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:33,410 Speaker 2: So if I'm understanding you correctly, your microwave tried to 36 00:01:33,730 --> 00:01:35,250 Speaker 2: murder you. 37 00:01:35,709 --> 00:01:37,450 Speaker 3: Why, yes, indeed it did. 38 00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:41,450 Speaker 2: And I came in there trying to return it earlier 39 00:01:41,490 --> 00:01:43,949 Speaker 2: this week, have the receipt in hand. 40 00:01:44,430 --> 00:01:46,310 Speaker 3: Okay, so you already went into the store, and what 41 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:47,170 Speaker 3: did they say to you then? 42 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:51,060 Speaker 2: Well, I said an employee told me negative. 43 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 3: I said they said no. 44 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: Okay. 45 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:57,100 Speaker 2: I was madder than a puffed toad choking on a 46 00:01:57,180 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 2: jalapeno horse fly. From your story here, you went into 47 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:06,190 Speaker 2: the store and you were denied a refund in return. 48 00:02:06,350 --> 00:02:08,710 Speaker 3: And what was the reason for them denying this? I'm 49 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:11,110 Speaker 3: glad you asked, friend. 50 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:14,970 Speaker 2: Let me ask a quick question. Have you ever, I say, 51 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,889 Speaker 2: have you ever heard of a thing. 52 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:23,180 Speaker 3: Called a tick-a-tock? So I think we're getting a little 53 00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:25,130 Speaker 3: off track here. What does that have to do with 54 00:02:25,150 --> 00:02:28,489 Speaker 3: this broken microwave? Okay, well, I was on the talk 55 00:02:28,730 --> 00:02:31,470 Speaker 3: watching one of them life hacks. Have you ever heard 56 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:34,650 Speaker 3: of a hack of life, sir? Right, yeah, sure. 57 00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:38,570 Speaker 2: And apparently, some fella said, if you want to eat 58 00:02:38,610 --> 00:02:40,770 Speaker 2: some frozen chili ice. 59 00:02:40,650 --> 00:02:43,470 Speaker 3: Cream, and Big Rick likes me some ice cream. 60 00:02:43,770 --> 00:02:44,389 Speaker 1: Oh, my God. 61 00:02:44,510 --> 00:02:45,730 Speaker 3: I tell you, I was. 62 00:02:45,690 --> 00:02:48,310 Speaker 2: So hungry, I could have eaten the north end of 63 00:02:48,350 --> 00:02:50,530 Speaker 2: a southbound Billy Goat, okay? 64 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:52,669 Speaker 3: But it was frozen solid. 65 00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:55,230 Speaker 2: Okay, sir, I'm really trying to be of assistance here, 66 00:02:55,430 --> 00:02:56,090 Speaker 2: so I need you to get. 67 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:58,460 Speaker 1: Back to the story about the microwave here. 68 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 2: Well, I say, I am getting to it if you 69 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 2: would just hold your horses kindly. Some fella on the 70 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:08,780 Speaker 2: hack said, all you gotta do is just, you gotta 71 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:12,050 Speaker 2: warm up, you gotta heat your spoon. 72 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:14,290 Speaker 3: Please don't tell me you put the spoon in the microwave. 73 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:18,299 Speaker 2: Great minds do think alike, because that is exactly what 74 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 2: I did. Well, I see, and I just bought this 75 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,370 Speaker 2: new fancy heater-upper. 76 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:22,850 Speaker 1: Wait. 77 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:24,850 Speaker 2: And I put it in there for three minutes, and 78 00:03:24,889 --> 00:03:28,590 Speaker 2: that darn thing almost blew straight off. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 79 00:03:28,610 --> 00:03:32,190 Speaker 2: In fact, it did, friend. It was sparking and smoking. 80 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:33,919 Speaker 2: This is why they didn't take your return. 81 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 3: You can't put metal in a microwave. 82 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,540 Speaker 2: It sure can go in there. There was plenty of 83 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:40,060 Speaker 2: room in there. No, no, no. 84 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 3: I don't think you understand. Like, you can't put metal 85 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:43,540 Speaker 3: in a microwave and turn it on. 86 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:47,540 Speaker 2: What kind of voodoo witchcraft do you got going on 87 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:48,619 Speaker 2: there in that box? 88 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,410 Speaker 3: It's not voodoo. It's just science. 89 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:54,070 Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what. I got me a good 90 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:57,150 Speaker 2: notion to call me daddy. Bigger Rick. 91 00:03:57,510 --> 00:03:59,490 Speaker 3: He's going to sue your pants clean off. 92 00:03:59,730 --> 00:04:01,830 Speaker 2: You're going to get a lawyer because you put a 93 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:05,510 Speaker 2: spoon in one of our microwaves? Did I, boy, did 94 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:09,630 Speaker 2: I say, did I, did I stutter, friend? Because I 95 00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 2: want you to prepare yourself for a legal battle over 96 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 2: $ 10 million. 97 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,700 Speaker 3: Thanks to emotional damage, friend. 98 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: I'm putting this all down in the notes here, and 99 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,849 Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll get back to you right away. 100 00:04:24,050 --> 00:04:24,670 Speaker 3: Oh, good. 101 00:04:24,810 --> 00:04:27,290 Speaker 2: Write all that down and make sure your friend Theo 102 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:28,830 Speaker 2: also reads that note. 103 00:04:29,089 --> 00:04:31,510 Speaker 3: Wait, Theo who? Wait, Theo who? 104 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:36,060 Speaker 2: Your co-worker who set you up for the prank, the prank, 105 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,539 Speaker 2: the fake, the. 106 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:39,060 Speaker 3: Prank, the phone tap. 107 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:40,840 Speaker 2: Wait, what? 108 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:41,820 Speaker 3: What are you talking about? 109 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:44,909 Speaker 2: I'm talking about the phone tap you're a part of 110 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:47,250 Speaker 2: right now. This is actually Jose from Brooke and Jeffrey 111 00:04:47,270 --> 00:04:47,890 Speaker 2: in the morning, man. 112 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:50,610 Speaker 3: Oh, my God. 113 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:51,350 Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? 114 00:04:51,870 --> 00:04:53,470 Speaker 3: Well, technically, I am kidding you. 115 00:04:53,830 --> 00:04:56,169 Speaker 2: Your friend Theo says you've been super bored at the 116 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:59,020 Speaker 2: store lately, so he wanted me to spice up your life. 117 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,860 Speaker 3: Friend, and here I am. 118 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 2: That call was probably one of the most frustrating calls 119 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,820 Speaker 2: I've had to do, and I've been here for about 120 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 2: five years. 121 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,140 Speaker 3: Well, you tried. Now, can you help me fix the 122 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:11,900 Speaker 3: outlet in my wall? I have put a fork in it. 123 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,490 Speaker 3: And it is no longer working, friend. 124 00:05:14,790 --> 00:05:16,799 Speaker 2: I think at this point, you should just not be 125 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 2: able to handle silverware. Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.