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Speaker 3: What do you do if one of your coworkers is

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Speaker 3: totally bored with work and is saying that he wants

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Speaker 3: to quit?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you guys been listening into my condos.

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Speaker 3: Spice things up a bit, and you ask us to

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Speaker 3: prank them at.

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Speaker 2: Work, I'll show you bored. That's a good reason to

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Speaker 2: do this.

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Speaker 3: Luckily, I know the exact person who should call this

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Speaker 3: guy up to light a fire and get him excited

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Speaker 3: about his job again. His name is Big Rick, so

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Speaker 3: let's hear his customer service complaint in your phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap right now is another on the twenties.

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Speaker 4: By customer service.

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Speaker 2: This is Eric not going to help you.

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Speaker 4: Why hello there, friend, My name is Richard Cornelius Habit

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Speaker 4: Dashery the Thud, but my friends call me Big Rick.

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Speaker 4: How are you doing today, sir?

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Speaker 2: How can I help you? Well, let me tell you.

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Speaker 4: I came in recently and bought myself a brand new

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Speaker 4: Fancis Schmanson microwave, one of them, one of them plug

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Speaker 4: in microwave of ents.

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Speaker 2: You know about the microwaves, friend, Yeah, I know about microwage.

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Speaker 2: They've been They've been around for quite a while.

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Speaker 4: Now, what I'll tell you, Your microwave tried to kill me.

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Speaker 2: There was almost a mudda about a real life who

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Speaker 2: done it?

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Speaker 4: If you will, But I know who done did it,

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Speaker 4: and it's that microwave. So, if I'm understanding you correctly,

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Speaker 4: your microwave tried to murder you. What wy Yes, indeed

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Speaker 4: it did, and I came in there trying to retun

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Speaker 4: it earlier this week. Have the receipt in hand, Okay,

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Speaker 4: So you already went into the store. And what did

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Speaker 4: they say to you then? Well, I said, an employee

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Speaker 4: told me negative.

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Speaker 2: I said, they said.

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Speaker 4: No, Okay, I was madder than a puff toad choking

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Speaker 4: on a hollowpenion horse fly. From your story here, you

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Speaker 4: were went into the store and you were denied a

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Speaker 4: refund in return, and what was the reason for them

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Speaker 4: denying this?

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you asked, friend.

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Speaker 4: I'll let me ask a quick question, Have you ever

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Speaker 4: I said, have you ever heard of a thing called

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Speaker 4: a called.

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Speaker 2: A tick of talk?

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Speaker 1: So I think we're getting a little off track here.

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Speaker 3: What does that have to do with this brooken microwave?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Well, I was on the talk watching one of them

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Speaker 4: live hacks.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of a hack of life?

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Speaker 4: Sir right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure?

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Speaker 4: And apparently some fellas said, if you want to eat

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Speaker 4: some frozen chill ice cream?

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Speaker 2: And Big Rick likes me some ice cream.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I.

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Speaker 4: Tell you I was so hungry I could have eaten

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Speaker 4: the north end of a southbound billy go okay, but

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Speaker 4: it was frozen solid.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: So I'm really trying to be of assistance here.

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Speaker 4: So I needed to get back to the story about

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Speaker 4: the microwave here.

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Speaker 2: Well, I say, I am getting to it. If you

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Speaker 2: would just hold your horses kindly.

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Speaker 4: Some fella on the hack said, all you gotta do

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Speaker 4: is just warm You gotta warm up, you gotta you

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Speaker 4: gotta heat heat your spoon.

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Speaker 2: Please don't tell me you put the spoon in the microwave.

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Speaker 4: Great minds, do think alc because that is exactly what

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Speaker 4: I did. Well, I see, and I just bought this

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Speaker 4: new fancy heater upper and I put it in there

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Speaker 4: for three minutes and the dull thing almost blew straight off.

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Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, in fact it did, friend, It was

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Speaker 4: sparking and smoking. And this is why they didn't take

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Speaker 4: your return.

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Speaker 2: You can't put metal in a microwave. It sure can

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Speaker 2: go in there. There was plenty of room in there.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, I don't think you understand like you can't

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Speaker 4: put metal in a microwave and turn it on it?

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Speaker 4: What what kind of voodoo? Which craft you got going

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Speaker 4: on there in that box?

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Speaker 1: It's not Voodoo's just sciying.

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Speaker 4: Well, I tell you what, I got me a good

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Speaker 4: notion to call me Daddy bigger Rick.

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Speaker 2: He's going to sue your pants clean off.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna get a lawyer because you put a spoon

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Speaker 3: in one of our microwave?

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Speaker 2: Did I did? I said? Did I? Did?

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Speaker 4: I start a friend because I want you to propel

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Speaker 4: yourself for a legal battle over ten million dollars thanks

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Speaker 4: to thanks to emotional damage from him. I'm putting this

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Speaker 4: all down in the notes, Chare, and I'm sure they'll

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Speaker 4: get back to you right away. Oh good, write all

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Speaker 4: that down and make sure your friend THEO also reads

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Speaker 4: that note.

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Speaker 3: Wait, wait, Steel, who your co walker?

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Speaker 2: Who set you up for the for.

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Speaker 4: The prank, the prank of the wait the way, the fake,

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Speaker 4: the prank of the phone tail.

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Speaker 1: What wait, what what are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about Phone Tab you're a part of right now.

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Speaker 4: This is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Man,

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Speaker 4: Oh my, oh my god, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Well, technically I am kidding you. Your friend.

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Speaker 4: THEO says, you've been super bored at the store lately,

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Speaker 4: so you wanted me to spice up your life, friend,

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Speaker 4: And here I am. That call was probably one of

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Speaker 4: the most frustrating calls I've had to do, and I've

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Speaker 4: been here for about five years.

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Speaker 2: Well you tried. Now can you help me fix the

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Speaker 2: outlet in my wall? I have put a fork in it.

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Speaker 2: It is no longer walking. Friend.

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Speaker 4: I think at this point like you should just not

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Speaker 4: be able to handle somewhere wake up every morning with

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Speaker 4: Stone Tab weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the Morning