Speaker 1: Are you leave the I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us time and a termino.
Speaker 3: And gay ad.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style. We wanna
Speaker 2: welcome you back home.
Speaker 4: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her?
Speaker 2: Was it fine?
Speaker 4: Malborn?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride?
Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Do you need to ride? This is Chris
Speaker 2: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara. It's good to see you.
Speaker 2: It's good to see you too. I've been gone, yeah
Speaker 2: and I'm back. Welcome home, Thank you. How was it?
Speaker 2: It was great. I went to Montana for a quick visit,
Speaker 2: but it didn't seem quick. You know why. I think
Speaker 2: we went through four different seasons. Oh well yeah. And
Speaker 2: my theory about seasons making life seem to drag on
Speaker 2: if you're pessimistic, or last longer if you're optimistic, is true.
Speaker 2: I thought that maybe I was just thinking that because, oh,
Speaker 2: when you're young, you just remember more things and everything
Speaker 2: is more memorable. And the reason life is flown by.
Speaker 2: I was blaming it on being it being seventy five
Speaker 2: here every day and you don't feel time passing mm hmm.
Speaker 2: And I think I'm right, because that whole week was
Speaker 2: like when I got there, it was one hundred. Then
Speaker 2: it was fire time. That's a season in Montana, just
Speaker 2: smoke and kind of gloomy. Yeah. And also then it
Speaker 2: rained and washed away all the smoke, and then after
Speaker 2: that it just smelled like fall and the leaves started
Speaker 2: to change. It was like, so I remembered every single
Speaker 2: day because each each moment in that week had its
Speaker 2: own like setting, if that makes any sense.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, and maybe even an event, because that all sounds
Speaker 4: like kind of danger weather sometimes right yeah, here and there.
Speaker 2: It was riddled with events, so that probably is also
Speaker 2: why it It was just a quick trip that didn't
Speaker 2: seem quick. It seemed like a nice, nice week. It's
Speaker 2: fun to do. I did a festival in Bozeman, and
Speaker 2: there's a comedy club in Montana now and I've wanted
Speaker 2: that my whole life, and there's a local scene and
Speaker 2: Montana comics. I mean, that's something I thought would.
Speaker 1: Never happen, and now it's happening.
Speaker 4: It is happening, And when you got there did they
Speaker 4: reject you at first? And then you had to win
Speaker 4: them over by a series of trial and error, and
Speaker 4: so on the day it rained, you had to go
Speaker 4: to one of their house, like.
Speaker 2: Tell us about it, right, No, it was not like
Speaker 2: you know, our experience at Bridgetown where you're there isn't
Speaker 2: like it seems like you're all hanging out together. I
Speaker 2: had shows. I had a show in Livingston and I
Speaker 2: had to drive to this town and there was an
Speaker 2: audience and a couple openers, and I didn't see anyone
Speaker 2: else in the festival. Oh, Like, there were shows kind
Speaker 2: of in that area in Montana, and Livingston was a
Speaker 2: place when I was a kid, was just a mountain
Speaker 2: town and now it is a celebrity riddled so much money,
Speaker 2: just overrun with celebrities. Yeah, and I can tell that
Speaker 2: they're a little like they could smell the California, California
Speaker 2: on me, and they're like there was a little bit
Speaker 2: of a guarded you know how in Spain they're springing
Speaker 2: tourists with water, Yeah, because they're staying there in the
Speaker 2: prices of everything are going up. Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 2: kind of happening in parts of Montana. I bet it is. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and so I have to be like, I'm from Mizoula
Speaker 2: and I went to Paxton Elementary. That's always what I
Speaker 2: have to announce you.
Speaker 1: As you walk down the street, you're yelling that usually rolled.
Speaker 2: Down my window. Especially when I was driving through with
Speaker 2: California plates. People were literally flipping me off, like look
Speaker 2: at this California guy. Yeah, coming with his not so
Speaker 2: shiny o eight Honda a Cord, and then I'd roll
Speaker 2: rolled out my windows. I went to packs and then
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean that's kind of a funny thing too, because
Speaker 4: the assumption is, oh, you're only from California and you're
Speaker 4: only coming like this story could only be that that
Speaker 4: you are a transplant from California, that you weren't coming
Speaker 4: back to your home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God forbid. I left and tried to make something
Speaker 2: up myself Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: And now he's bringing money back into the community and
Speaker 4: you're pushing him away.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna make a T shirt that says
Speaker 2: I grew up here, and if I go to Spain,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make a shirt that says I'm only here
Speaker 2: for a week. I leave Wednesday, and I.
Speaker 4: Won't drag my roller suitcase across the cobblestones and keep
Speaker 4: you up at night the way every other tourist assholds.
Speaker 2: Holding my phone in the air, trying to get a signal.
Speaker 2: Pardon me, do you speak English?
Speaker 1: I mean, because I do.
Speaker 4: Think It's like the air beification of the world has
Speaker 4: made people hate each other.
Speaker 2: But they shouldn't hate each other. They should hate Airbnb.
Speaker 4: Who is, you know, encouraging people to rent out their
Speaker 4: apartment and so suddenly you're, you know, your neighborhood that
Speaker 4: truly was just a normal neighborhood is now some sort
Speaker 4: of like a tourist area with a bunch of loud
Speaker 4: We could say Americans. We could also say British, we
Speaker 4: can say any number of foreigners that they don't like.
Speaker 2: But like right, and oh my gosh, when I went
Speaker 2: to Vancouver that it was almost eerie. How there's just
Speaker 2: condos everywhere and they're all empty and just solely being
Speaker 2: used for Airbnb, and whoever owns them is living somewhere
Speaker 2: else because they can make more money renting out their
Speaker 2: their home. Yeah, to pay you know, the mortgage and
Speaker 2: then also the little place where they have to raise
Speaker 2: their kids. And then they look off in the distance
Speaker 2: and see they're nice place that they used to live
Speaker 2: their high rise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, isn't It's not ideal.
Speaker 1: It's not a good situation.
Speaker 2: But welcome to economy Talk.
Speaker 4: Hey, we need to talk about the realities of the
Speaker 4: housing crisis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody, it's a comedy podcast.
Speaker 2: For God's sake, we all know that it started in
Speaker 2: two thousand and eight, the crash. Yep, that's all I know. Goodbye,
Speaker 2: Maybe I should do some research. Goodbye.
Speaker 1: Oh is that my sister?
Speaker 2: Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 4: Every time, But it actually wasn't her this time. Oh okay,
Speaker 4: can't blame her. I can't blame her like I like to.
Speaker 2: I'm still gonna blame her, even though that with someone else,
Speaker 2: she had them, she had them call.
Speaker 1: She's she's having other people call so well pick up.
Speaker 2: So by the time this we're probably in the midst
Speaker 2: of Halloween fever. I'm burning up. Yeah, it's sure hot
Speaker 2: out here for fall, y'all. I have no idea what
Speaker 2: I'm going to do costume wise.
Speaker 4: Let's talk through what your options are. You could go
Speaker 4: current you know pop culture. Sure, what are your choices there?
Speaker 2: Ooh boy? I mean if I could rattle a bunch off,
Speaker 2: there would be no problem.
Speaker 1: Oh I see, yeah, I get you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What if you dress up like Taylor Swift? I'm just
Speaker 4: saying to kind of turn everything on its ear. But
Speaker 4: then you'll also get a lot of positive attention from
Speaker 4: swifties and the people you meet in the street.
Speaker 2: I would not dress up like Taylor. I would wear
Speaker 2: a giant like board, like foam board, and I would
Speaker 2: print on it her tweet of support for the where
Speaker 2: she says signed lovingly a single cat lady. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: would have that tweet and I'd walk around as as
Speaker 2: her tweet about that.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
Speaker 1: This is okay, let's just keep doing this for a
Speaker 1: little while.
Speaker 2: You know, I do like objects, okay, that aren't human
Speaker 2: or characters. You know, I'm not gonna go it's Frankenstein
Speaker 2: or something like that. It has to be an object.
Speaker 4: When you say object, first thing I think of as
Speaker 4: the world's most popular object right now, the cyber truck.
Speaker 2: What if you go as a cyber truck. This is
Speaker 2: a good idea, covered with raccoons. Yes, and then as
Speaker 2: the driver, I could be human garbage. That's why they're
Speaker 2: climbing in.
Speaker 1: Yes, because there's human garbage driving that thing.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 1: This is really great.
Speaker 2: And someone will if I dress like a trash man
Speaker 2: and create this geometric car that I'm walking around in
Speaker 2: spray painted silver, it's gonna cost me a total of
Speaker 2: twenty bucks. Yep. People will see, oh, you're a trash man,
Speaker 2: and I, of course I have to have a raccoon
Speaker 2: peeling up the hood. Yes, that's a whole story.
Speaker 4: And lots of raccoon prints, which just so you know,
Speaker 4: lots of people know that story because I've seen lots
Speaker 4: of people talking about it and like sharing it and.
Speaker 2: Stuff like, yeah, yeah, I love it. You know what
Speaker 2: we did it. I think that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: That was a two pitch process. That's I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you, you're welcome. This is I thought that a
Speaker 2: garbage driver.
Speaker 1: What yeah you did?
Speaker 4: No, No, you were right there with it. What other
Speaker 4: things we need to get solved today? Because that's the
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 2: Well, let's go back to the economy, because we are
Speaker 2: we are the one. We're on a one two punch
Speaker 2: cack where we just solve things with two ideas.
Speaker 4: Easy, easy, we sh Do you want to back up
Speaker 4: a costume idea in case that.
Speaker 1: Falls apart somehow?
Speaker 2: Because I literally might fall apart, literally a boy. My
Speaker 2: backup will be utilizing the fake legs I made last
Speaker 2: year for my elvis on a toilet.
Speaker 1: Sure was that last year?
Speaker 2: It had to be the year before. It feels like
Speaker 2: it's five years ago. But you know it's your life.
Speaker 1: Not mine.
Speaker 2: You're right, maybe it was three years ago. I didn't
Speaker 2: use it again. It's just in my garage. You see
Speaker 2: that that place is called Ribs against the Machine.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: A restaurant called Ribs against the Machine right here in Glendale, California.
Speaker 2: Everybody that's almost stealing my idea for a restaurant called
Speaker 2: let the Pizzas hit the floor. Let the pizzas hit
Speaker 2: the floor, Let the pizzas hit the floor. Let the
Speaker 2: pizzas hit the floor. Have you seen the cover of
Speaker 2: it's them whoever? It is not disturbed the system of down.
Speaker 2: It is a little more U nickelbacky uh the band
Speaker 2: that does let the hit the floor. But someone did
Speaker 2: the a like Kids song version cut with the live performance. Oh,
Speaker 2: we're going the wrong way and I'm so scared.
Speaker 1: No, and can tell us we can't.
Speaker 2: It's like, let the bodies hit the floor. Let the
Speaker 2: bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor.
Speaker 2: But it's actual footage of them all sweaty at like
Speaker 2: oz fast. And I don't know why if someone described
Speaker 2: it like I just did to you, I don't think
Speaker 2: it sounds like something I would watch ten times in
Speaker 2: a row, but I sure did. It's a damn delight.
Speaker 1: It worked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here to promote that. We're in a Let's
Speaker 2: Mum and pop coffee shop Stoll. Hi, Can I get
Speaker 2: a medium dunk a latte? Okay? I was looking for,
Speaker 2: like an iced coffee drink?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Are you out of all coffee? Okay? Can I get
Speaker 2: a regular ice latte? Then?
Speaker 1: And then do you want to drink?
Speaker 2: I think I'm good on aalis? What would you like?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Can I get a decaf iced coffee with a little
Speaker 2: bit of half and half?
Speaker 1: And what size?
Speaker 2: Oh? Like medium?
Speaker 4: Can we get a medium decaf ice coffee with a
Speaker 4: little bit of what you say, half and half with
Speaker 4: a little half and half in it? And then I
Speaker 4: think we should get some munchkins, right, can we get
Speaker 4: the ten piece munchkins?
Speaker 2: And that's gonna be it? Okay, thank you. I know
Speaker 2: we've talked about munchkins and it wasn't a conversation about
Speaker 2: the Wizard of Oz. Have we eaten them?
Speaker 1: I think so we must have.
Speaker 4: I think that they're the kind of item I would
Speaker 4: absolutely have to get if I was here.
Speaker 1: Affirmative. Last time we recorded, we did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hi you, I've noticed several times you that this car.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's a meeting.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 2: M it's so funny.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Have a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your little map car embarrassingly drove through toilet paper.
Speaker 1: But it's coming out the front more embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, toilet paper because that means you moon walked
Speaker 2: out of the bathroom, that.
Speaker 4: You wiped yourself as weird as you possibly could.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I do. And backwards day, I wipe
Speaker 2: the front and my moonwalk out. I'll take it all
Speaker 2: the way to the bathroom. I don't even give a ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm all backwards because today I'm doing my crazy character
Speaker 2: John Tesla. Should I should I crack these open? Please?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 2: I mean dare I it's time for everyone's favorite sake?
Speaker 1: Meant, what am I eating?
Speaker 2: Food?
Speaker 1: Cutting? Now?
Speaker 2: Yes? I will yep. You can tell by that reaction
Speaker 2: that that was a chocolate one. Right, it was a
Speaker 2: jelly actually, oh, I would have thought more like a
Speaker 2: subdued with at once the jelly hits where you go by.
Speaker 1: I started making cow noises.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just just two tone, just two tone, like
Speaker 2: this first wave of SKA.
Speaker 4: I think it's because although I was very excited to
Speaker 4: be eating a tiny jelly donut, it was a little
Speaker 4: dry to the point of I don't recognize what this.
Speaker 2: What this substance is, right, That's exactly it. Plus it's
Speaker 2: we're really under a lot of pressure, the guilt of eating,
Speaker 2: not because the calories, but because we're recording. It always
Speaker 2: hits on that first bite, yep. But it's hard to
Speaker 2: say I'm sorry when you got a mouthful of deliciousness.
Speaker 4: There's an essential selfishness to podcasting that I don't understand
Speaker 4: why the audience expects us not to eat. We're clearly
Speaker 4: narcissists that do whatever's good for us.
Speaker 2: Right, and what's no longer good for us is doing
Speaker 2: what this podcast originally was let's go to the airport.
Speaker 2: We are driven by our own desires.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and in this.
Speaker 4: The world of twenty twenty four, who isn't exactly? I mean,
Speaker 4: it's just the way of the world these days.
Speaker 2: Yes, which is good. Everyone should drive. Quit doing what
Speaker 2: other people want you to do. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: And what you should be doing instead of that is
Speaker 4: going to Dunkin Donuts, a strictly East coast rest that
Speaker 4: is now open on the West coast. The US West
Speaker 4: coasters are like, the hell's.
Speaker 1: Going on over here? Why is this part of people's lives?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Why did they love it this deeply?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: And you think, oh, it's for breakfast only for that
Speaker 2: balanced breakfast. No, we're having it at four pm. It's
Speaker 2: just between lunch and dinner. Munchkins. I still feel uneasy
Speaker 2: saying that. Are we sure that's just a character from
Speaker 2: a movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's their trademarked product.
Speaker 2: It's basically we're eating a big box in own balloonpus.
Speaker 1: There's no other way to describe it.
Speaker 4: And it isn't. I don't think it is negative toward
Speaker 4: Anyboddy or anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I know, well now it's almost like people
Speaker 2: know when I'm thinking, but I'm dancing around it. Right, Well,
Speaker 2: the dance is over. I know you're looking for. Here
Speaker 2: we go a big finishing move where I explain. But
Speaker 2: I thought maybe it was a word that was tossed
Speaker 2: around for little people. And I'm glad it isn't. There's
Speaker 2: my finishing dance move. I promised that I delivered incredible. Yes,
Speaker 2: the audio equivalent of a robot.
Speaker 4: I think that word is the source word for people
Speaker 4: being shitty to little people and so being casual about
Speaker 4: it when we're talking about donut holes feels like we're
Speaker 4: being pulled into some negative areas.
Speaker 1: Exactly, so we have no interest.
Speaker 2: In yeah business in right, it's not our that's not
Speaker 2: our thing. It's just a word I don't normally say,
Speaker 2: you know, it's it's to throw it in the category
Speaker 2: with moist and the other ones that people don't like. Portion,
Speaker 2: portion bothers you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, My sister and I.
Speaker 4: It was the way my mom used to say it,
Speaker 4: and she would always it was always like a thing,
Speaker 4: you should take a much smaller portion, and we would
Speaker 4: both like my sister, I have a book like get creepy.
Speaker 4: When she would say it of like, please don't say that.
Speaker 2: Word, right. I'm similar with the word vehicle, especially when
Speaker 2: someone puts a strong age in there, just a car.
Speaker 4: Like any cop or law enforcement officer that's trying something
Speaker 4: in a TV show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, vehicle, the word ascertained. Just use the word that
Speaker 2: everyone knows, quit trend to smarten it up.
Speaker 1: They love vehicle.
Speaker 2: What kind of heckle? The v kind? What hickel? That
Speaker 2: was a throwaway moment that never got a laugh in
Speaker 2: Robert Hawkins Act I It's so that's another example of
Speaker 2: early life for me with comedy. I memorized the acts
Speaker 2: of all the first comics I opened for Eddie Gossling,
Speaker 2: Robert Hawkins, everyone I thought it was funny. I watched
Speaker 2: their shows every night, and because your brain is young
Speaker 2: and you've done little damage to it, I still remember
Speaker 2: so many.
Speaker 4: But Robert Hawkins is to me different because he is
Speaker 4: such a good comedian and such an original thinker. It's
Speaker 4: like there was just no way to not try to
Speaker 4: drink everything he said and did down, because it was
Speaker 4: just like I just need to know what the fuck
Speaker 4: is going on here? Yeah, and he is like, you
Speaker 4: know the joke I think it was his opener when
Speaker 4: he would be like, you know what, I don't like others,
Speaker 4: ye say others in that weird looking voice, like all
Speaker 4: of that stuff where you were just like, this is
Speaker 4: it's a comedy act, but it's actually just your personality, right,
Speaker 4: So it's like you're meeting one of the weirdest people
Speaker 4: you could meet, right, and in the most entertaining way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was it was permission for me early
Speaker 2: on to do weird stuff because I remember, as funny
Speaker 2: as I thought, he wasn't as hard as all the
Speaker 2: other comics were laughing a lot of his best jokes
Speaker 2: weren't getting anything from the audience. In two thousand and one, Austin.
Speaker 4: Well, he wasn't timing it so that they would get it.
Speaker 4: He was doing it either fast or subtle or whatever.
Speaker 1: He was doing it for himself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, and I still do that to
Speaker 2: this day when I know better. But it's what makes
Speaker 2: it fun. You know what else I don't like. It's
Speaker 2: not a word when a person makes any cat noise,
Speaker 2: a meow or a rare or a hiss, or especially
Speaker 2: on a sensual level, meow Like I will sever tieses
Speaker 2: on first offense.
Speaker 1: They really your discussion nobody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do not me ow, do not make kiddy noises? Really,
Speaker 2: even if you're amazing at them and it's like, oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, no, I think that sounds like a cat.
Speaker 1: No, the more realistic it gets, the more they're out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you ever seen adults that do an amazing
Speaker 2: crying baby noise? No, because you leave before you can
Speaker 2: get to know them, because you're like, why did you
Speaker 2: learn this? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, why aren't these cars going? What's that car doing?
Speaker 2: That one's having trouble? Gotcha and they're over it now
Speaker 2: they're doing Okay.
Speaker 1: They didn't realize that everyone was going.
Speaker 2: And that one's just turning. But it did seem like, okay,
Speaker 2: if you're stopped before the intersection, is it bad that
Speaker 2: we're in the middle of it. You clearly see something
Speaker 2: about to happen.
Speaker 4: You're going to delay us in just the perfect way
Speaker 4: to be. Oh, I'm going to take a nice little
Speaker 4: driver on this beautiful neighborhood.
Speaker 1: I like it here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like all the neighborhoods around studio lots.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's where the it's usually like a sound guy
Speaker 4: will live very close there because they're made of money.
Speaker 2: What do you think came first the New York Film
Speaker 2: Academy or New York Seltzer Because there's a lawsuit with
Speaker 2: that font.
Speaker 1: That's the fun is a total rip off.
Speaker 2: Does anyone remember New York Celtz?
Speaker 1: I could tell you all about New York Seltzer.
Speaker 4: We as high school girls were convinced it was diet
Speaker 4: because it was Seltzer and it was clear, it was clear,
Speaker 4: and it was from New York and it said Seltzer,
Speaker 4: and we were like, oh my god, this is the best.
Speaker 1: It'll get us through summer.
Speaker 4: And I remember somebody I think it was my mom,
Speaker 4: being like, girls, that's just like drinking a coke.
Speaker 2: And more so, it was on tap in Cordley and
Speaker 2: Idaho and Senior Froggies. Why I do not after none
Speaker 2: of us had seen those times bottles and the packaged
Speaker 2: like the wrapper around it was a thin layer of foam,
Speaker 2: that's what it was like a cushi. Yeah, yeah, And
Speaker 2: it was on tap into the two thousands and it
Speaker 2: was so sweet. Granted, you know, when you're doing your
Speaker 2: own pump fountain version, you can get the sweet levels
Speaker 2: too high.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they may have just.
Speaker 2: Deregulated, but as I recall sweeter than a mountain dew
Speaker 2: on a Sunday Sunday. The ice cream that's extra sweet.
Speaker 4: I mean, just so remember drinking that and then think
Speaker 4: of all of us being so stoked that this was
Speaker 4: the new version of diet soda right where we were
Speaker 4: just like, this is going to be the best summer ever,
Speaker 4: Summer of nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know eating healthy could make my teeth hurt.
Speaker 1: I'm so healthy. I now wear size twelve jeans.
Speaker 2: Do you think this man walking a dog has ever
Speaker 2: been to a Renaissance festival?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 2: Where? Where corner? That's the kind of thing where that's
Speaker 2: just bad radio he has.
Speaker 1: I think he does own at least one sword.
Speaker 2: Yes, he has a good but they're they're nice swords
Speaker 2: and they have meaning. They can tell you about him
Speaker 2: for five minutes.
Speaker 4: He's and maybe it's something he studied, like he's he
Speaker 4: loves Japan or something like that. So he's like, this
Speaker 4: is actually a Katana. I'm not just one of those people,
Speaker 4: And you're like, no, I totally get it, knowing full
Speaker 4: well least one of those people.
Speaker 2: There is a horrifying DVD that I was handed outside
Speaker 2: of Ace Hardware once that said cold steel colon more
Speaker 2: Proof and I was a promotional DVD. They were just
Speaker 2: handing it out. I took it home and it's the
Speaker 2: most insane rewatchable with twelve of my friends laughing out loud.
Speaker 2: It starts with this is how sharp our knives are,
Speaker 2: and you can send them back and most sharpen them.
Speaker 2: It almost seems like a cutco video. And then it
Speaker 2: gets into the swords and the like javelins and they're
Speaker 2: throwing them at like rubber animals in slow motion. And
Speaker 2: then these guys have swords and they're cutting into cuts
Speaker 2: of meat in a scary like torture chamber and they're
Speaker 2: they're all like dads that have high waisted pants and
Speaker 2: transitions lenses, but you can tell they know a little
Speaker 2: bit of martial arts too. And then at the end
Speaker 2: of the video, this guy's just breaking into a parked
Speaker 2: car to show how strong this battle axe is. Yes,
Speaker 2: they're cutting into animals hanging on chains, and I know
Speaker 2: I have to have a little bit of animal sadness.
Speaker 2: And in the end they're like, do you ever wish
Speaker 2: you had an axe that could cut into the roof
Speaker 2: of a car and it shows him peeling up the
Speaker 2: metal and smiling it.
Speaker 1: From inside the car.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like it's supposed to be a comedy video.
Speaker 1: That then turns into a horror movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I when I worked for Fuel TV, we
Speaker 2: had to do these interstitials just to you know, play
Speaker 2: between commercials, remind people that they ordered deep cable. And
Speaker 2: I found that guy. Oh shit, yeah, Cold Steel is
Speaker 2: in Ventura, and he drove down and we did this
Speaker 2: sketch where I was like on a date and that
Speaker 2: her dad comes home and he cuts through the wall
Speaker 2: and there's a sword and we used a smoke machine.
Speaker 2: It was like really insane, but he knew it was
Speaker 2: kind of fun to meet him because he did know that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: even though he was scary and these are murder weapons,
Speaker 2: they're all they're saying, these swords are for defense against
Speaker 2: another human and who That's the last thing any sane
Speaker 2: person wants to do is defend themselves with a giant
Speaker 2: katana sword or like buy.
Speaker 4: A javelin, like what is the very specialized sports supply.
Speaker 2: In the video when they throw it at a rubber rat,
Speaker 2: it says these javelins are great for dispatching vermin. And
Speaker 2: I couldn't stop but think, Yeah, it's I thought of vermin,
Speaker 2: like telling a taxi where to go pick up a client.
Speaker 2: Dispatch dispatch a javelin. Yeah they yeah, these are great
Speaker 2: for killing and they were very expensive, like they're handmade swords. Anyway,
Speaker 2: that's the kind that guy who we've totally forgotten about,
Speaker 2: the nice boy with long hair and flip flops.
Speaker 4: He was just a nice way that played the bass,
Speaker 4: and we put a whole other world onto him.
Speaker 2: I'd standard biz sword collection.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I've told you this story, but it
Speaker 4: just makes me think of one of the scariest experiences
Speaker 4: of my life. But nothing actually happened where I had
Speaker 4: to bring my dog to the dog park, my dog, George,
Speaker 4: who used to have to run like a horse every
Speaker 4: morning or she would lose her mind. And so I'd
Speaker 4: bring her up to the Hollywood dog Park at like six.
Speaker 1: In the morning.
Speaker 4: And one morning I was up there by myself with
Speaker 4: a dog running in circles, and I look up on
Speaker 4: a hill and there's just a guy in a full
Speaker 4: ninja outfit with a mask over his face, just doing
Speaker 4: sword sword exercises.
Speaker 2: With the real sword or with the real sword Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: So I was at the dog park with the sword guy,
Speaker 4: and I was just like, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Is this how I die? That's pretty picturesque.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he can't bring I mean, that guy, he knows
Speaker 2: what he's doing. You're supposed to bring your wooden kendo sword. Yes,
Speaker 2: please show me you're practicing, yes, but no he was.
Speaker 4: And also he was on a far hill, so it's
Speaker 4: not like I was like, well, if this guy starts running,
Speaker 4: at least we'll have a decent chance to run to
Speaker 4: the car. But like again, you just don't want to
Speaker 4: be anywhere where. It's just you and a guy and.
Speaker 2: His sword who has his face covered.
Speaker 4: Face covered, outfit. Everything about it was I was like, well,
Speaker 4: we may not get out of this. George. It's been
Speaker 4: great raising you dog park. You're great to buy everybody.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that is terrifying.
Speaker 1: It's a little wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah there. Yeah, there's a lot of eccentrics up in
Speaker 2: those mountains this town.
Speaker 1: Who's I just talking to about it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: My front page who just came home from like being
Speaker 4: in the East Coast and she's from the East Coast
Speaker 4: and she's like, yeah, I just got back to La.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I know, you'll it's okay, you'll rebalance. It
Speaker 4: takes a couple of days. She was like, yeah, this
Speaker 4: is this is a hard one page.
Speaker 2: That's been your last comic standing page. Your friend, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: she's my friend and your friend and yeah, and my
Speaker 2: friend too. Yeah I add I said that as if
Speaker 2: it was a third option. My friend and your friend.
Speaker 1: And also my friend too.
Speaker 2: But let's not forget also your friend.
Speaker 4: That was Actually what you just did is a classic
Speaker 4: youngest sibling move, which is you know you're not going
Speaker 4: to be remembered or considered, so you are just in
Speaker 4: a constant state of fighting for your spot all of life.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Or it's just a classic podcast habit where
Speaker 2: I have to get in the last word.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean whatever, Holy shit, there's a poster. This
Speaker 4: is SNL fifty. It's been on for fifty years.
Speaker 2: I guess that makes sense. Good God, wow, quick? Who
Speaker 2: was the first cast?
Speaker 1: Did I win?
Speaker 2: Elaine Boosler? Is that one? No, I'm making up a name.
Speaker 1: Loraine Newman.
Speaker 2: Lorraine Newman, I wrote in a van with her once.
Speaker 1: Did you make her talk about us?
Speaker 2: And now I did not recognize her. We just talked
Speaker 2: about regular stuff, nice, Like the time I went to
Speaker 2: Montreal and I was on a bus and I thought, well,
Speaker 2: no one here is affiliated with comedy. And I sat
Speaker 2: next to Zoe Friedman, not having any idea who she is,
Speaker 2: and she didn't know who I was, and we just
Speaker 2: had a nice chat, nice and both of us realized, oh,
Speaker 2: you're here for the thing. Oh yeah, I'm here for
Speaker 2: that too, And it's like, too late, We're already friends,
Speaker 2: and that friendship has prevailed.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, fine.
Speaker 2: Every time I see Zoe, I'm like, remember that time
Speaker 2: we met on a bus and we became friends before
Speaker 2: we knew comedy was the thing we had in common.
Speaker 2: And we're both walking away from each other as we
Speaker 2: say that's.
Speaker 1: Why, and she's like, stop talking about that.
Speaker 2: I swear she's also bringing it up. Actually it is
Speaker 2: usually she likes it too. Upon further introspect, it is
Speaker 2: always me. It is always me.
Speaker 1: It's a fun joke.
Speaker 2: This is a very nostalgic area for us, both, yes,
Speaker 2: especially you. Yeah, in your old.
Speaker 4: Neighborhood, it's my old neighborhood. It seems relatively the same.
Speaker 4: But I think this is one of those This is
Speaker 4: a Bozeman situation where all the people live here. I mean,
Speaker 4: I lived what I would call adjacent to the rich
Speaker 4: people live to look like.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I like this area. It's nice.
Speaker 2: It is nice. It's it's one of those parts of
Speaker 2: Los Angeles where you suddenly realize, oh, I could be
Speaker 2: in any town right now.
Speaker 1: Yep, it's very normal.
Speaker 4: This is why I like the valley, because it's definitely
Speaker 4: much more like people that are just trying to like
Speaker 4: get like the honey baked ham story used to be
Speaker 4: right there.
Speaker 1: People are just trying to get ham. It's like that
Speaker 1: kind of vibe.
Speaker 4: Let's just get a nice, a nice fun ham for
Speaker 4: twelve and see what we can stir up.
Speaker 2: I do not even try to give me ham that
Speaker 2: isn't baked with honey.
Speaker 1: What else would you put on it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I need savory, sweet ham. You know what, I'm
Speaker 2: off the ham. I don't think I've eaten ham for years.
Speaker 1: I don't like ham.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, it's squeaky.
Speaker 1: It's too salty.
Speaker 2: It's too salty. It's too squeaky. It's so salty it
Speaker 2: makes me You're right, I do want honey on it
Speaker 2: to balance out this saltiness.
Speaker 4: I wonder if you know how they say that, like
Speaker 4: in the morning, you should get up and then you
Speaker 4: should drink water that has salt in it, and da
Speaker 4: dah da. It's like kind of a it's like one
Speaker 4: of those influencer this is the best way to spend
Speaker 4: your more. I wonder if that also applies. What if
Speaker 4: you get up.
Speaker 2: And then you drink some water and then you just
Speaker 2: eat a little slice of ham. Yeah, it's a lot
Speaker 2: of salt. Yeah, the salt is good for getting rid
Speaker 2: of sore throats or canker sores.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well it's the only reason I've ever knowingly drank
Speaker 2: salt because I feel the old lymph nodes are swelling.
Speaker 4: Well, apparently it's the new workout trick or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I also don't like ham because I
Speaker 2: like little pigs. But sometimes when I'm eating something and
Speaker 2: no one tells me and there's bacon in it and
Speaker 2: it's in my mouth, I'm like, oops, this is a
Speaker 2: delicious mistake. Yeah, and I finished eating it and I
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 1: It's not your fault that someone tricked you into eating something.
Speaker 1: With the intelligence of a fifth grader.
Speaker 2: I'll eat anything if someone else puts it in my
Speaker 2: mouth and blind folds me.
Speaker 4: I'll eat anything that has the intelligence of a fifth grader.
Speaker 2: Fight, Okay, I'll never that's it. I didn't know what
Speaker 2: grade they were in. Yeah, it's getting worse and worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, most of them are from Jeff Foxworthy's show Are
Speaker 4: You Smarter Than a fifth Grader? It's the featured fifth
Speaker 4: graders that they make cam.
Speaker 2: Out of everyone. Everyone forgot that existed until now wait
Speaker 2: did they did have actual fifth graders? Yeah? So a
Speaker 2: long divisi. I would be petrified to play that because
Speaker 2: I know math that they're currently learning that I've since
Speaker 2: forgotten because as we all knew when we were learning it,
Speaker 2: you never end up using this math again. No, because
Speaker 2: way long division multiple multiplication of fractions. I a kid
Speaker 2: would mop the floor with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But also it's like you have a calculator or you
Speaker 4: you're paying somebody.
Speaker 2: Else to do it, right.
Speaker 1: It's really the use of it.
Speaker 4: It just doesn't make sense why they focus so much
Speaker 4: on that and they don't focus on like emotional intelligence
Speaker 4: or using logic to get your way out of something
Speaker 4: dumb you got into, right, anything like.
Speaker 2: That be helpful school when we were kids. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the gaps. How about anything about another country? Can we
Speaker 2: learn anything.
Speaker 1: Anything about history?
Speaker 2: Can I please have one Civics course that isn't taught
Speaker 2: by a gym teacher.
Speaker 4: It was just going through the motive. Some gym teachers
Speaker 4: love it and mean it. Yeah, then when the when
Speaker 4: they're faking it, I mean, there's I actually took a
Speaker 4: class in college before before I went ahead and left skateboard,
Speaker 4: and it was a history class. I was very excited
Speaker 4: to take because it was like ancient Rome or something
Speaker 4: where I was like, Oh, I don't know anything about this,
Speaker 4: and I would really actually.
Speaker 1: Like to be educated on it.
Speaker 4: And this teacher was had this clearly taught this class
Speaker 4: for like twenty years and was just reciting out of
Speaker 4: her book that like it was almost random the things
Speaker 4: that she was saying. It wasn't like linear, it wasn't
Speaker 4: chronological right anything.
Speaker 2: Here's why Columbus is a hero. Like that. They still
Speaker 2: taught that when I was in high school. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I knew. I was like, wait a minute, haven't we
Speaker 2: heard opposite? Oh that's what's in the book. And you
Speaker 2: have a football game tonight.
Speaker 1: Do you just got to do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Get it done?
Speaker 2: And yeah, when I want to go back when I
Speaker 2: said Jim teacher, I did mean like the football coach
Speaker 2: who I didn't know had any academic role at the
Speaker 2: high school. And then all of a sudden, you're going
Speaker 2: to learn about the world. And he's still wearing his
Speaker 2: bike shorts, not for bicycling, but.
Speaker 1: That the brand.
Speaker 2: Yes, only that's like that. There's an age cutoff that
Speaker 2: won't remember the short polyester coach shorts that say bike
Speaker 2: on them, and the very fun realization as a kid
Speaker 2: that bike in French means penis so much fun. Yes,
Speaker 2: is that true? You mean the part of the body
Speaker 2: I can see most vividly in this man. That's what's
Speaker 2: written on the back.
Speaker 4: The vivid penis of a gym coach. Oh, this man's
Speaker 4: walking through traffic against the like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least there's a cautionary swing to his arms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's making a little bit of a scene about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I hate those ones though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand the you know what, I'm going
Speaker 2: to go for it. What's the worst that could happen?
Speaker 2: Style of jaywalking?
Speaker 4: Especially in this because listener, we are in the intersection
Speaker 4: of death here in the valley in North Hollywood. It's
Speaker 4: the intersection of cam Rio and Grisham and Vineland.
Speaker 2: As you zoom in now on a Google map, you
Speaker 2: look at it. Yeah, you're in a satellite mode. We'll wait.
Speaker 4: It's so find that and see that it is shaped
Speaker 4: like a pentagram.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is the Devil's crossing.
Speaker 4: And luckily there are lights so that people can't just
Speaker 4: do it willy nilly. But like every I've lived in
Speaker 4: this city for thirty years, I never know if I'm
Speaker 4: doing it right in the center set.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's so scary. Yeah, and there's even median islands.
Speaker 2: So what is this. It's actually just three roads, but
Speaker 2: they're divided up so it becomes six. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: six one way roads all going It's case. Please again,
Speaker 2: look at Google. I'd rather be blindly going through the
Speaker 2: round about at Big Ben.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be fishing.
Speaker 2: My other car is a bicycle. My other car is
Speaker 2: my gym. Just bike shorts. I are believe people are
Speaker 2: gonna want that in the merch.
Speaker 4: Now, we're gonna have to do a deal with the
Speaker 4: bike shorts company.
Speaker 2: They're like, we got one. They go back in business.
Speaker 2: We're like the it's the eighties again. My other car
Speaker 2: is my gym teachers bike shots. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: Ah, it's you know what it is. It's those donut
Speaker 1: holes talking.
Speaker 2: That is. It's right now we are on a rapid
Speaker 2: fire sugar high. Yes, and come up on this light
Speaker 2: as it turns red, we're both going to crash. Yes, metaphorically.
Speaker 4: I mean I was just talking to I think it
Speaker 4: was Alison Agasti the other day about that.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 4: Basically I finally learned later in life that what I
Speaker 4: was doing all through kind of her school in high
Speaker 4: school was just getting high on sugar. It was like
Speaker 4: and then at some point later in high school I
Speaker 4: started drinking, which is like, oh, this is way better,
Speaker 4: faster way to do it. But the younger version that
Speaker 4: that was just me eating like two candy bars and
Speaker 4: going fucking bananas and saying a bunch of crazy shit
Speaker 4: and being like, that's you're so funny, and it's like, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'm just addicted to sugar, and this is I can't
Speaker 4: control the output after I eat it.
Speaker 2: It really is early. Let me get the energy needed
Speaker 2: to entertain other kids early in life. It's your first
Speaker 2: version of alcohol. Yeah. Alcohol coincidentally, as you're an adult
Speaker 2: in your body. After you drink, it turns to sugar,
Speaker 2: turns to sugar. Yeah, that's why we're all walking around
Speaker 2: with a limp two much sugar.
Speaker 1: Especially her.
Speaker 2: That's more of a style strut, I think.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got her tote bag. She knows why she's
Speaker 2: scott it.
Speaker 1: He knows how to toty, she knows.
Speaker 2: She totally knows that it's meant for one book and
Speaker 2: a stock of celery. She's like, I don't go to school.
Speaker 2: I'm just walking around.
Speaker 4: This is there's a college around her somewhere, so there
Speaker 4: is like a collegey atmosphere for this, like three block radius.
Speaker 1: It's kind of yeunny in the valley.
Speaker 2: It's true because I went to the twenty four Hour
Speaker 2: Fitness just like, oh, I'll try out this new one,
Speaker 2: since I've been with them so long that I pay
Speaker 2: like twenty dollars a month.
Speaker 1: You've been with them so much.
Speaker 2: I've been with twenty four Hour Fitness back when they
Speaker 2: were called Northwest Jesus. Uh no, that's my bank. Northwest
Speaker 2: turned to Wells Fargus. Whatever. The point is, they were
Speaker 2: a different gym. You were with Wells Frog before her. Yes,
Speaker 2: the wagons before the well, the wagons people went in
Speaker 2: and bought the Northwest people. I think the wagons we're
Speaker 2: always around. But I remember one day I'm just like, hey, congratulations,
Speaker 2: you're the bank that reminds you of Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: that's going to be my that's a sign. I am
Speaker 2: going to be a cyber truck with raccoons on it,
Speaker 2: with a trash driver. And now let's talk about how
Speaker 2: hard it will be when I go to a party
Speaker 2: and need to use the restroom. I have to design
Speaker 2: a hatch door, Yes, for the bottom.
Speaker 4: You can I make a suggestion, yes, please, because I'm
Speaker 4: taking credit for part of this. Of course, you know
Speaker 4: I think you should put my name somehow in the
Speaker 4: license plate anyway.
Speaker 1: We can talk about that later.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, of course, yes.
Speaker 1: But what if.
Speaker 4: You do it so that it's like the gas tank
Speaker 4: and do we know it's they don't take as but
Speaker 4: the charging port.
Speaker 2: Whatever, the flex capacitor.
Speaker 4: The flex capacitor where for you inside the box, you're
Speaker 4: just gonna turn right and then you're right next to
Speaker 4: that door. But then to everybody else it looks like
Speaker 4: you're way inside the car.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I should drop some Yes, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna need to see a sketch because I got a lot.
Speaker 2: And when I said, oh, that's an interesting way of
Speaker 2: looking at it, the kind that's so confusing, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: That's a new angle.
Speaker 4: That's a great suggestion that I have no idea what
Speaker 4: you're talking about. I guess I don't really know what
Speaker 4: I'm talking about either, but I love talking about ideas.
Speaker 2: It's funny that you're excited about this because I since
Speaker 2: we first started this podcast, I had dreams of us
Speaker 2: going live and going on stage with a cardboard cutout
Speaker 2: of a car but our little feet like pretending we're
Speaker 2: driving on stage. Yes, and I know now that neither
Speaker 2: of us really wanted do that.
Speaker 1: Oh I think we can.
Speaker 2: It's like my eighth grade performance of Little Old Lady
Speaker 2: from Casadena.
Speaker 1: Yes, love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all I needed was a white wig and a
Speaker 2: cardboard cut out of a car and little to no
Speaker 2: lips sync training. But I think that this car, the
Speaker 2: cyber truck, is perfect to be made with cardboard because
Speaker 2: it's all angles and lines. Right.
Speaker 4: Also, you could do a much smaller right, you could
Speaker 4: do like a tiny cyber truck. That's funny, right, Like
Speaker 4: you could just make it reasonable size so that you
Speaker 4: don't get trapped.
Speaker 1: It's not another jail costume, right.
Speaker 2: Like maybe it's just all sitting on my shoulders. I mean,
Speaker 2: I could make a.
Speaker 4: Little car so that you don't You're not so in
Speaker 4: a refrigerator box like you were that year at Bridgetown.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: Yes, when you truly were.
Speaker 2: Trapped, and then when I got yelled at by hotel staff,
Speaker 2: I pretended it was something done to me when I
Speaker 2: consciously crawled into a box.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh, I drove us back through this intersection again. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this guy's gonna kind of swing out somehow, less scary
Speaker 4: this time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that coming this way is better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the diagonal route that scares me the most.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm always there's also one way you go, and
Speaker 4: you're kind of taking a very slight left every time.
Speaker 1: I just bail and go straight.
Speaker 2: Well we're okay now, Sorry, I just all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: there's moments, and it happened while I was on stage.
Speaker 2: I can't blame the altitude or although I was up
Speaker 2: pretty high. I just because I opened for my pal
Speaker 2: Reggie in Bozeman, Nice and there was a moment where
Speaker 2: I just drew a blank and then that thing where
Speaker 2: your your brain it's like, you know what, how about
Speaker 2: you let this stretch for a good twenty seconds and
Speaker 2: I kind of just was a screensaver for a minute,
Speaker 2: and did.
Speaker 1: You was it like the laughter was dying down or
Speaker 1: was it just quiet?
Speaker 2: And you remained it was quiet? And I did it
Speaker 2: long enough to where they started laughing because they're like,
Speaker 2: what's happening right now? And then I just went back
Speaker 2: into doing stand up night. I just pretended it didn't happen,
Speaker 2: but it did bother me when I laid down to
Speaker 2: sleep that night, Yeah, it really And rich Hall was
Speaker 2: there that he lives. He lives in Livingstone, was he
Speaker 2: Did you talk to him a little bit? Yeah? We
Speaker 2: were both just getting ready for our shows, and you know,
Speaker 2: I like to let people, you know, be alone.
Speaker 1: You don't get up in their business.
Speaker 2: No, not before a show.
Speaker 1: You didn't say please sign my Snagglets book.
Speaker 2: No I didn't. He said will you do that Tom
Speaker 2: Cruise joke? Yeah he was. He was really cool though,
Speaker 2: and his wife was really sweet, and yeah, all good times.
Speaker 2: But I did have that. I thought I had control
Speaker 2: over that, but I will. There's a voice in my
Speaker 2: head that occasionally says, I wonder what it would feel
Speaker 2: like to kind of screw up for a minute, and
Speaker 2: then I do it to myself. Yeah, like a weird
Speaker 2: self sabotaging moment.
Speaker 1: Well, but in stand up that's the only way.
Speaker 4: Self sabotage is really the only way unless you're going
Speaker 4: to blame things on the audience. But ultimately that's the
Speaker 4: that's the trick of who's really in charge here, you
Speaker 4: or your or the thing in you that makes you
Speaker 4: make those decisions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the answer is the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Usually usually I have control, but sometimes I still
Speaker 2: lose it.
Speaker 1: You know, how long had it been since you did a set?
Speaker 2: You know, I took quite a while off and then
Speaker 2: out of nowhere, Flannagan gave me a night at Largo,
Speaker 2: and so I did like eight shows that week. This
Speaker 2: was a couple of weeks ago, and figured out a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff in that time, and also realized, oh
Speaker 2: my god, this makes me happy. Yeah, Like, if I
Speaker 2: do stand up several days in a row and then
Speaker 2: lay down to sleep, I have zero regrets. I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh that makes me happy. I forget all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: cause I you know, get focused.
Speaker 1: On the negative.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or just skateboarding or something which makes me happy,
Speaker 2: but it does not make me go to bed thinking
Speaker 2: I'm doing everything I should with this life. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: today a little bit of everything's im I want to
Speaker 2: become really good at like I'm gonna do this and
Speaker 2: this and this tomorrow and to stop and I've been
Speaker 2: painting again. I just want to have a nice balance,
Speaker 2: healthy balance of all the things I like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, Yeah you should. I think this has been
Speaker 1: a perfect episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah it has. I mean, clearly we're running out of scheme.
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm still amaze. You got a scheme powered car.
Speaker 4: I look, it's funny. Elon said that I would like it.
Speaker 4: I said, buddy, don't please don't call me on this
Speaker 4: phone anymore.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah. I just like how when we slow down
Speaker 2: it goes to cho Yeah. People like it. People around
Speaker 2: here like you, people like it, people like your old
Speaker 2: powered car. Well a good this is a good catch up. Yes,
Speaker 2: let's eat all the rest of these donuts.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 2: Yes, tell your friends yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Dyn a R.
Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.
Speaker 3: Mixed by Edson Choy.
Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.
Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarriff.
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.
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