WEBVTT - S4 - Ep. 60 - Chris & Karen 0:00:02.759 --> 0:00:06.560 Are you leave the I you wanna way back home? 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:12.000 Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:17.439 much baggage you claim and give us time and a termino. 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:18.079 And gay ad. 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:23.600 We want to send you off in style. We wanna 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:25.360 welcome you back home. 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:28.520 Tell us all about it. 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:29.479 We scared her? 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:30.440 Was it fine? 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:33.000 Malborn? 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:50.360 Do you need to ride? 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:52.360 Do you need to ride? 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:56.160 Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:00.680 Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride? 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:11.160 Ride with Karen and Chris. 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.160 Welcome to Do you need to ride? This is Chris 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:20.960 Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara. It's good to see you. 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:25.360 It's good to see you too. I've been gone, yeah 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:28.960 and I'm back. Welcome home, Thank you. How was it? 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:34.240 It was great. I went to Montana for a quick visit, 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:38.520 but it didn't seem quick. You know why. I think 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:43.479 we went through four different seasons. Oh well yeah. And 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:51.960 my theory about seasons making life seem to drag on 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:58.440 if you're pessimistic, or last longer if you're optimistic, is true. 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:02.200 I thought that maybe I was just thinking that because, oh, 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:05.880 when you're young, you just remember more things and everything 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:10.560 is more memorable. And the reason life is flown by. 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:14.160 I was blaming it on being it being seventy five 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:18.880 here every day and you don't feel time passing mm hmm. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:23.560 And I think I'm right, because that whole week was 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:27.359 like when I got there, it was one hundred. Then 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:31.440 it was fire time. That's a season in Montana, just 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:34.520 smoke and kind of gloomy. Yeah. And also then it 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:38.760 rained and washed away all the smoke, and then after 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:42.760 that it just smelled like fall and the leaves started 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:46.639 to change. It was like, so I remembered every single 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:51.160 day because each each moment in that week had its 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.560 own like setting, if that makes any sense. 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:56.919 Absolutely, and maybe even an event, because that all sounds 0:02:56.919 --> 0:03:01.200 like kind of danger weather sometimes right yeah, here and there. 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:04.720 It was riddled with events, so that probably is also 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:08.600 why it It was just a quick trip that didn't 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:13.280 seem quick. It seemed like a nice, nice week. It's 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:17.160 fun to do. I did a festival in Bozeman, and 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:20.360 there's a comedy club in Montana now and I've wanted 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:25.120 that my whole life, and there's a local scene and 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:29.080 Montana comics. I mean, that's something I thought would. 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:30.880 Never happen, and now it's happening. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:33.720 It is happening, And when you got there did they 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:35.560 reject you at first? And then you had to win 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:39.360 them over by a series of trial and error, and 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:41.440 so on the day it rained, you had to go 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:42.680 to one of their house, like. 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:46.120 Tell us about it, right, No, it was not like 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:51.600 you know, our experience at Bridgetown where you're there isn't 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:54.680 like it seems like you're all hanging out together. I 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.360 had shows. I had a show in Livingston and I 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.560 had to drive to this town and there was an 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:03.160 audience and a couple openers, and I didn't see anyone 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:06.360 else in the festival. Oh, Like, there were shows kind 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:12.240 of in that area in Montana, and Livingston was a 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:15.240 place when I was a kid, was just a mountain 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:23.920 town and now it is a celebrity riddled so much money, 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:29.000 just overrun with celebrities. Yeah, and I can tell that 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:32.360 they're a little like they could smell the California, California 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:35.600 on me, and they're like there was a little bit 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:39.479 of a guarded you know how in Spain they're springing 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.680 tourists with water, Yeah, because they're staying there in the 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:46.760 prices of everything are going up. Yeah, I think that's 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:50.160 kind of happening in parts of Montana. I bet it is. Yeah, yeah, 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.640 and so I have to be like, I'm from Mizoula 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.159 and I went to Paxton Elementary. That's always what I 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:55.919 have to announce you. 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:59.120 As you walk down the street, you're yelling that usually rolled. 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.200 Down my window. Especially when I was driving through with 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:05.520 California plates. People were literally flipping me off, like look 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:09.039 at this California guy. Yeah, coming with his not so 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:12.320 shiny o eight Honda a Cord, and then I'd roll 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:15.960 rolled out my windows. I went to packs and then 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:18.440 they're like, oh, okay, okay, yeah. 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.520 I mean that's kind of a funny thing too, because 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:24.839 the assumption is, oh, you're only from California and you're 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.480 only coming like this story could only be that that 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:30.200 you are a transplant from California, that you weren't coming 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:31.880 back to your home. 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:35.159 Yeah, God forbid. I left and tried to make something 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:37.160 up myself Jesus Christ. 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:39.600 And now he's bringing money back into the community and 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:40.760 you're pushing him away. 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:43.480 I think I'm gonna make a T shirt that says 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:45.920 I grew up here, and if I go to Spain, 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:48.240 I'm gonna make a shirt that says I'm only here 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.039 for a week. I leave Wednesday, and I. 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:54.040 Won't drag my roller suitcase across the cobblestones and keep 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:57.719 you up at night the way every other tourist assholds. 0:05:57.560 --> 0:05:59.960 Holding my phone in the air, trying to get a signal. 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:02.360 Pardon me, do you speak English? 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:04.120 I mean, because I do. 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:07.960 Think It's like the air beification of the world has 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:09.279 made people hate each other. 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:13.040 But they shouldn't hate each other. They should hate Airbnb. 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:16.160 Who is, you know, encouraging people to rent out their 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:20.479 apartment and so suddenly you're, you know, your neighborhood that 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:23.920 truly was just a normal neighborhood is now some sort 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.840 of like a tourist area with a bunch of loud 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.520 We could say Americans. We could also say British, we 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:33.880 can say any number of foreigners that they don't like. 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:37.400 But like right, and oh my gosh, when I went 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:42.520 to Vancouver that it was almost eerie. How there's just 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:46.920 condos everywhere and they're all empty and just solely being 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:51.440 used for Airbnb, and whoever owns them is living somewhere 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:54.880 else because they can make more money renting out their 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:59.400 their home. Yeah, to pay you know, the mortgage and 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:02.200 then also the little place where they have to raise 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.200 their kids. And then they look off in the distance 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.960 and see they're nice place that they used to live 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:08.799 their high rise. 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:13.280 Yeah, exactly, Yeah, isn't It's not ideal. 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:15.080 It's not a good situation. 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:17.720 But welcome to economy Talk. 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:21.480 Hey, we need to talk about the realities of the 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:22.760 housing crisis. 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:24.920 Yeah, everybody, it's a comedy podcast. 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.800 For God's sake, we all know that it started in 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:32.400 two thousand and eight, the crash. Yep, that's all I know. Goodbye, 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.400 Maybe I should do some research. Goodbye. 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.120 Oh is that my sister? 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:38.720 Oh that's so funny. 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:42.480 Every time, But it actually wasn't her this time. Oh okay, 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:46.160 can't blame her. I can't blame her like I like to. 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.440 I'm still gonna blame her, even though that with someone else, 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:51.400 she had them, she had them call. 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:55.320 She's she's having other people call so well pick up. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:58.679 So by the time this we're probably in the midst 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:05.040 of Halloween fever. I'm burning up. Yeah, it's sure hot 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:09.640 out here for fall, y'all. I have no idea what 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:11.320 I'm going to do costume wise. 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:14.880 Let's talk through what your options are. You could go 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:20.120 current you know pop culture. Sure, what are your choices there? 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:25.840 Ooh boy? I mean if I could rattle a bunch off, 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:27.239 there would be no problem. 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:28.920 Oh I see, yeah, I get you. 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:29.559 Yeah. 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:31.960 What if you dress up like Taylor Swift? I'm just 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:34.360 saying to kind of turn everything on its ear. But 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:37.440 then you'll also get a lot of positive attention from 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:39.400 swifties and the people you meet in the street. 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:43.280 I would not dress up like Taylor. I would wear 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:47.360 a giant like board, like foam board, and I would 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:52.280 print on it her tweet of support for the where 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:56.920 she says signed lovingly a single cat lady. Yeah, I 0:08:56.960 --> 0:09:00.760 would have that tweet and I'd walk around as as 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:02.160 her tweet about that. 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:03.000 That's a good idea. 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:03.680 That's a good idea. 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:05.599 This is okay, let's just keep doing this for a 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:06.120 little while. 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:10.360 You know, I do like objects, okay, that aren't human 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:13.200 or characters. You know, I'm not gonna go it's Frankenstein 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:15.880 or something like that. It has to be an object. 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.080 When you say object, first thing I think of as 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:21.600 the world's most popular object right now, the cyber truck. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:24.800 What if you go as a cyber truck. This is 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:28.200 a good idea, covered with raccoons. Yes, and then as 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:32.720 the driver, I could be human garbage. That's why they're 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:33.280 climbing in. 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.960 Yes, because there's human garbage driving that thing. 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:36.640 It's great. 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:37.880 This is really great. 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:42.120 And someone will if I dress like a trash man 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.679 and create this geometric car that I'm walking around in 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:50.560 spray painted silver, it's gonna cost me a total of 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:54.400 twenty bucks. Yep. People will see, oh, you're a trash man, 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:57.560 and I, of course I have to have a raccoon 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:00.840 peeling up the hood. Yes, that's a whole story. 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:03.560 And lots of raccoon prints, which just so you know, 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:06.560 lots of people know that story because I've seen lots 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.239 of people talking about it and like sharing it and. 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.640 Stuff like, yeah, yeah, I love it. You know what 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:14.640 we did it. I think that's what I'm gonna do. 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:18.360 That was a two pitch process. That's I love it. Yeah, 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.600 thank you, you're welcome. This is I thought that a 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:21.360 garbage driver. 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:22.880 What yeah you did? 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.120 No, No, you were right there with it. What other 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.640 things we need to get solved today? Because that's the 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:28.520 right now. 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:31.840 Well, let's go back to the economy, because we are 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:33.959 we are the one. We're on a one two punch 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:37.280 cack where we just solve things with two ideas. 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:40.560 Easy, easy, we sh Do you want to back up 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:43.160 a costume idea in case that. 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:43.960 Falls apart somehow? 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:50.520 Because I literally might fall apart, literally a boy. My 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:56.480 backup will be utilizing the fake legs I made last 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:58.640 year for my elvis on a toilet. 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:00.320 Sure was that last year? 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:02.680 It had to be the year before. It feels like 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:06.080 it's five years ago. But you know it's your life. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:06.280 Not mine. 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:09.240 You're right, maybe it was three years ago. I didn't 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:11.840 use it again. It's just in my garage. You see 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:14.120 that that place is called Ribs against the Machine. 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:16.360 I'm not kidding. 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:21.000 A restaurant called Ribs against the Machine right here in Glendale, California. 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:26.240 Everybody that's almost stealing my idea for a restaurant called 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:33.360 let the Pizzas hit the floor. Let the pizzas hit 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:36.199 the floor, Let the pizzas hit the floor. Let the 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:40.200 pizzas hit the floor. Have you seen the cover of 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:45.320 it's them whoever? It is not disturbed the system of down. 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:52.640 It is a little more U nickelbacky uh the band 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:56.360 that does let the hit the floor. But someone did 0:11:56.400 --> 0:12:02.880 the a like Kids song version cut with the live performance. Oh, 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:04.679 we're going the wrong way and I'm so scared. 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:07.920 No, and can tell us we can't. 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:11.880 It's like, let the bodies hit the floor. Let the 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:15.480 bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:19.400 But it's actual footage of them all sweaty at like 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:24.120 oz fast. And I don't know why if someone described 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:27.360 it like I just did to you, I don't think 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.920 it sounds like something I would watch ten times in 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:33.120 a row, but I sure did. It's a damn delight. 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:33.880 It worked. 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:41.880 Yeah, I'm here to promote that. We're in a Let's 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:47.240 Mum and pop coffee shop Stoll. Hi, Can I get 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:52.160 a medium dunk a latte? Okay? I was looking for, 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:53.679 like an iced coffee drink? 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:54.320 Is it? 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.719 Are you out of all coffee? Okay? Can I get 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.000 a regular ice latte? Then? 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:01.840 And then do you want to drink? 0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:03.920 I think I'm good on aalis? What would you like? 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:04.240 Oh? 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.520 Can I get a decaf iced coffee with a little 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:07.360 bit of half and half? 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:08.120 And what size? 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:09.199 Oh? Like medium? 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:13.680 Can we get a medium decaf ice coffee with a 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:16.200 little bit of what you say, half and half with 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:19.480 a little half and half in it? And then I 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.800 think we should get some munchkins, right, can we get 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:25.680 the ten piece munchkins? 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:30.559 And that's gonna be it? Okay, thank you. I know 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:35.080 we've talked about munchkins and it wasn't a conversation about 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.320 the Wizard of Oz. Have we eaten them? 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:39.360 I think so we must have. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:41.600 I think that they're the kind of item I would 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:44.440 absolutely have to get if I was here. 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:46.920 Affirmative. Last time we recorded, we did. 0:13:47.640 --> 0:14:01.600 Yeah, hi you, I've noticed several times you that this car. 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:03.760 Thank you. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:04.720 That's a meeting. 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:06.360 Oh my god, thank you. 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:10.640 M it's so funny. 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:12.000 Thank you. Have a good one. 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:19.400 Yeah, your little map car embarrassingly drove through toilet paper. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:22.560 But it's coming out the front more embarrassing. 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:26.680 Oh yeah, toilet paper because that means you moon walked 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.360 out of the bathroom, that. 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:32.520 You wiped yourself as weird as you possibly could. 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:36.520 Yeah, that's what I do. And backwards day, I wipe 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:40.840 the front and my moonwalk out. I'll take it all 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.800 the way to the bathroom. I don't even give a ship. Yeah, 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:47.280 I'm all backwards because today I'm doing my crazy character 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:54.040 John Tesla. Should I should I crack these open? Please? 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:54.320 Do? 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:59.960 I mean dare I it's time for everyone's favorite sake? 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:02.880 Meant, what am I eating? 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:03.440 Food? 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:06.000 Cutting? Now? 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:11.440 Yes? I will yep. You can tell by that reaction 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:15.680 that that was a chocolate one. Right, it was a 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:20.160 jelly actually, oh, I would have thought more like a 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:25.640 subdued with at once the jelly hits where you go by. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:28.480 I started making cow noises. 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:33.160 Yeah, it's just just two tone, just two tone, like 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:36.280 this first wave of SKA. 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:41.320 I think it's because although I was very excited to 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:45.080 be eating a tiny jelly donut, it was a little 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:48.200 dry to the point of I don't recognize what this. 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:53.520 What this substance is, right, That's exactly it. Plus it's 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:56.920 we're really under a lot of pressure, the guilt of eating, 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:03.000 not because the calories, but because we're recording. It always 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:06.400 hits on that first bite, yep. But it's hard to 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:10.120 say I'm sorry when you got a mouthful of deliciousness. 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:15.600 There's an essential selfishness to podcasting that I don't understand 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:19.440 why the audience expects us not to eat. We're clearly 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:22.240 narcissists that do whatever's good for us. 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:25.720 Right, and what's no longer good for us is doing 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:28.720 what this podcast originally was let's go to the airport. 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:33.920 We are driven by our own desires. 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:35.840 Yeah, and in this. 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:41.880 The world of twenty twenty four, who isn't exactly? I mean, 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:44.120 it's just the way of the world these days. 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:48.840 Yes, which is good. Everyone should drive. Quit doing what 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:52.400 other people want you to do. Yeah, that's right. 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.680 And what you should be doing instead of that is 0:16:55.720 --> 0:17:00.520 going to Dunkin Donuts, a strictly East coast rest that 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:03.360 is now open on the West coast. The US West 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:05.440 coasters are like, the hell's. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:07.840 Going on over here? Why is this part of people's lives? 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:08.400 Right? 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:10.639 Why did they love it this deeply? 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:11.280 Right? 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:16.399 And you think, oh, it's for breakfast only for that 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:20.480 balanced breakfast. No, we're having it at four pm. It's 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:26.760 just between lunch and dinner. Munchkins. I still feel uneasy 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:29.160 saying that. Are we sure that's just a character from 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:29.639 a movie? 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:33.440 Yeah, I mean it's their trademarked product. 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.440 It's basically we're eating a big box in own balloonpus. 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:38.360 There's no other way to describe it. 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:42.760 And it isn't. I don't think it is negative toward 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:44.240 Anyboddy or anything. 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:49.720 Okay, well I know, well now it's almost like people 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:54.120 know when I'm thinking, but I'm dancing around it. Right, Well, 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:57.680 the dance is over. I know you're looking for. Here 0:17:57.720 --> 0:18:02.600 we go a big finishing move where I explain. But 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.639 I thought maybe it was a word that was tossed 0:18:05.640 --> 0:18:10.120 around for little people. And I'm glad it isn't. There's 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:14.800 my finishing dance move. I promised that I delivered incredible. Yes, 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:18.360 the audio equivalent of a robot. 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:22.560 I think that word is the source word for people 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:28.119 being shitty to little people and so being casual about 0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:31.720 it when we're talking about donut holes feels like we're 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:33.639 being pulled into some negative areas. 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:35.760 Exactly, so we have no interest. 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:40.679 In yeah business in right, it's not our that's not 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:43.359 our thing. It's just a word I don't normally say, 0:18:43.880 --> 0:18:46.600 you know, it's it's to throw it in the category 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.719 with moist and the other ones that people don't like. Portion, 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:51.720 portion bothers you. 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:53.359 Oh my god, My sister and I. 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:55.119 It was the way my mom used to say it, 0:18:56.480 --> 0:18:58.439 and she would always it was always like a thing, 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:01.720 you should take a much smaller portion, and we would 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:04.600 both like my sister, I have a book like get creepy. 0:19:06.200 --> 0:19:08.080 When she would say it of like, please don't say that. 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:12.960 Word, right. I'm similar with the word vehicle, especially when 0:19:13.000 --> 0:19:16.080 someone puts a strong age in there, just a car. 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:21.000 Like any cop or law enforcement officer that's trying something 0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:21.720 in a TV show. 0:19:21.800 --> 0:19:26.840 Yeah, vehicle, the word ascertained. Just use the word that 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:29.880 everyone knows, quit trend to smarten it up. 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:31.000 They love vehicle. 0:19:31.480 --> 0:19:36.760 What kind of heckle? The v kind? What hickel? That 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:40.800 was a throwaway moment that never got a laugh in 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:45.240 Robert Hawkins Act I It's so that's another example of 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:52.800 early life for me with comedy. I memorized the acts 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:57.560 of all the first comics I opened for Eddie Gossling, 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:01.080 Robert Hawkins, everyone I thought it was funny. I watched 0:20:01.160 --> 0:20:04.880 their shows every night, and because your brain is young 0:20:04.960 --> 0:20:09.000 and you've done little damage to it, I still remember 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:09.600 so many. 0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:14.720 But Robert Hawkins is to me different because he is 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:21.120 such a good comedian and such an original thinker. It's 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:24.680 like there was just no way to not try to 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:28.320 drink everything he said and did down, because it was 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:30.480 just like I just need to know what the fuck 0:20:30.560 --> 0:20:34.480 is going on here? Yeah, and he is like, you 0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:36.399 know the joke I think it was his opener when 0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:39.720 he would be like, you know what, I don't like others, 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:44.040 ye say others in that weird looking voice, like all 0:20:44.080 --> 0:20:46.359 of that stuff where you were just like, this is 0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:51.440 it's a comedy act, but it's actually just your personality, right, 0:20:51.600 --> 0:20:53.840 So it's like you're meeting one of the weirdest people 0:20:53.880 --> 0:20:56.800 you could meet, right, and in the most entertaining way. 0:20:56.880 --> 0:21:00.320 Yeah, and it was it was permission for me early 0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:05.280 on to do weird stuff because I remember, as funny 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:08.359 as I thought, he wasn't as hard as all the 0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:12.280 other comics were laughing a lot of his best jokes 0:21:12.320 --> 0:21:19.120 weren't getting anything from the audience. In two thousand and one, Austin. 0:21:19.480 --> 0:21:21.879 Well, he wasn't timing it so that they would get it. 0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:26.000 He was doing it either fast or subtle or whatever. 0:21:26.640 --> 0:21:27.800 He was doing it for himself. 0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:31.119 Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, and I still do that to 0:21:31.160 --> 0:21:36.480 this day when I know better. But it's what makes 0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:39.600 it fun. You know what else I don't like. It's 0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:46.199 not a word when a person makes any cat noise, 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:52.200 a meow or a rare or a hiss, or especially 0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:58.160 on a sensual level, meow Like I will sever tieses 0:21:58.400 --> 0:21:59.880 on first offense. 0:21:59.800 --> 0:22:02.240 They really your discussion nobody. 0:22:02.440 --> 0:22:07.360 Yeah, do not me ow, do not make kiddy noises? Really, 0:22:07.480 --> 0:22:09.800 even if you're amazing at them and it's like, oh 0:22:09.800 --> 0:22:12.160 my gosh, no, I think that sounds like a cat. 0:22:12.320 --> 0:22:15.120 No, the more realistic it gets, the more they're out. 0:22:15.600 --> 0:22:18.600 Yeah, have you ever seen adults that do an amazing 0:22:18.720 --> 0:22:23.080 crying baby noise? No, because you leave before you can 0:22:23.080 --> 0:22:25.879 get to know them, because you're like, why did you 0:22:25.960 --> 0:22:26.960 learn this? Yes? 0:22:27.359 --> 0:22:31.520 Yes, why aren't these cars going? What's that car doing? 0:22:31.760 --> 0:22:35.160 That one's having trouble? Gotcha and they're over it now 0:22:35.160 --> 0:22:36.480 they're doing Okay. 0:22:36.280 --> 0:22:39.360 They didn't realize that everyone was going. 0:22:39.240 --> 0:22:42.679 And that one's just turning. But it did seem like, okay, 0:22:42.720 --> 0:22:45.679 if you're stopped before the intersection, is it bad that 0:22:45.720 --> 0:22:49.080 we're in the middle of it. You clearly see something 0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:50.040 about to happen. 0:22:50.359 --> 0:22:53.400 You're going to delay us in just the perfect way 0:22:54.080 --> 0:22:56.560