1 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 1: Are you leave the I you wanna way back home? 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how 3 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us time and a termino. 4 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,079 Speaker 3: And gay ad. 5 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style. We wanna 6 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 2: welcome you back home. 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 4: Tell us all about it. 8 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:29,479 Speaker 1: We scared her? 9 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 2: Was it fine? 10 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 4: Malborn? 11 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? 12 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? 13 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride? 14 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride? 15 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris. 16 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 2: Welcome to Do you need to ride? This is Chris 17 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 2: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara. It's good to see you. 18 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 2: It's good to see you too. I've been gone, yeah 19 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,960 Speaker 2: and I'm back. Welcome home, Thank you. How was it? 20 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 2: It was great. I went to Montana for a quick visit, 21 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 2: but it didn't seem quick. You know why. I think 22 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 2: we went through four different seasons. Oh well yeah. And 23 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 2: my theory about seasons making life seem to drag on 24 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 2: if you're pessimistic, or last longer if you're optimistic, is true. 25 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 2: I thought that maybe I was just thinking that because, oh, 26 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 2: when you're young, you just remember more things and everything 27 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 2: is more memorable. And the reason life is flown by. 28 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 2: I was blaming it on being it being seventy five 29 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 2: here every day and you don't feel time passing mm hmm. 30 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 2: And I think I'm right, because that whole week was 31 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 2: like when I got there, it was one hundred. Then 32 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 2: it was fire time. That's a season in Montana, just 33 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,520 Speaker 2: smoke and kind of gloomy. Yeah. And also then it 34 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 2: rained and washed away all the smoke, and then after 35 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 2: that it just smelled like fall and the leaves started 36 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:46,639 Speaker 2: to change. It was like, so I remembered every single 37 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 2: day because each each moment in that week had its 38 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 2: own like setting, if that makes any sense. 39 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 4: Absolutely, and maybe even an event, because that all sounds 40 00:02:56,919 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 4: like kind of danger weather sometimes right yeah, here and there. 41 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 2: It was riddled with events, so that probably is also 42 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 2: why it It was just a quick trip that didn't 43 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 2: seem quick. It seemed like a nice, nice week. It's 44 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 2: fun to do. I did a festival in Bozeman, and 45 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 2: there's a comedy club in Montana now and I've wanted 46 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 2: that my whole life, and there's a local scene and 47 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 2: Montana comics. I mean, that's something I thought would. 48 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 1: Never happen, and now it's happening. 49 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 4: It is happening, And when you got there did they 50 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 4: reject you at first? And then you had to win 51 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 4: them over by a series of trial and error, and 52 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 4: so on the day it rained, you had to go 53 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 4: to one of their house, like. 54 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 2: Tell us about it, right, No, it was not like 55 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 2: you know, our experience at Bridgetown where you're there isn't 56 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 2: like it seems like you're all hanging out together. I 57 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 2: had shows. I had a show in Livingston and I 58 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 2: had to drive to this town and there was an 59 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 2: audience and a couple openers, and I didn't see anyone 60 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 2: else in the festival. Oh, Like, there were shows kind 61 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 2: of in that area in Montana, and Livingston was a 62 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 2: place when I was a kid, was just a mountain 63 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 2: town and now it is a celebrity riddled so much money, 64 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 2: just overrun with celebrities. Yeah, and I can tell that 65 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 2: they're a little like they could smell the California, California 66 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 2: on me, and they're like there was a little bit 67 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:39,479 Speaker 2: of a guarded you know how in Spain they're springing 68 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 2: tourists with water, Yeah, because they're staying there in the 69 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 2: prices of everything are going up. Yeah, I think that's 70 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:50,160 Speaker 2: kind of happening in parts of Montana. I bet it is. Yeah, yeah, 71 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 2: and so I have to be like, I'm from Mizoula 72 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,159 Speaker 2: and I went to Paxton Elementary. That's always what I 73 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:55,919 Speaker 2: have to announce you. 74 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: As you walk down the street, you're yelling that usually rolled. 75 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,200 Speaker 2: Down my window. Especially when I was driving through with 76 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 2: California plates. People were literally flipping me off, like look 77 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,039 Speaker 2: at this California guy. Yeah, coming with his not so 78 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 2: shiny o eight Honda a Cord, and then I'd roll 79 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 2: rolled out my windows. I went to packs and then 80 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 2: they're like, oh, okay, okay, yeah. 81 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 4: I mean that's kind of a funny thing too, because 82 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:24,839 Speaker 4: the assumption is, oh, you're only from California and you're 83 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,480 Speaker 4: only coming like this story could only be that that 84 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 4: you are a transplant from California, that you weren't coming 85 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 4: back to your home. 86 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:35,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, God forbid. I left and tried to make something 87 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,160 Speaker 2: up myself Jesus Christ. 88 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,600 Speaker 4: And now he's bringing money back into the community and 89 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 4: you're pushing him away. 90 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:43,480 Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna make a T shirt that says 91 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 2: I grew up here, and if I go to Spain, 92 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 2: I'm gonna make a shirt that says I'm only here 93 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,039 Speaker 2: for a week. I leave Wednesday, and I. 94 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:54,040 Speaker 4: Won't drag my roller suitcase across the cobblestones and keep 95 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,719 Speaker 4: you up at night the way every other tourist assholds. 96 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 2: Holding my phone in the air, trying to get a signal. 97 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 2: Pardon me, do you speak English? 98 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 1: I mean, because I do. 99 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 4: Think It's like the air beification of the world has 100 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,279 Speaker 4: made people hate each other. 101 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:13,040 Speaker 2: But they shouldn't hate each other. They should hate Airbnb. 102 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,160 Speaker 4: Who is, you know, encouraging people to rent out their 103 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:20,479 Speaker 4: apartment and so suddenly you're, you know, your neighborhood that 104 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,920 Speaker 4: truly was just a normal neighborhood is now some sort 105 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,840 Speaker 4: of like a tourist area with a bunch of loud 106 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 4: We could say Americans. We could also say British, we 107 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 4: can say any number of foreigners that they don't like. 108 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 2: But like right, and oh my gosh, when I went 109 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 2: to Vancouver that it was almost eerie. How there's just 110 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 2: condos everywhere and they're all empty and just solely being 111 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 2: used for Airbnb, and whoever owns them is living somewhere 112 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 2: else because they can make more money renting out their 113 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 2: their home. Yeah, to pay you know, the mortgage and 114 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 2: then also the little place where they have to raise 115 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 2: their kids. And then they look off in the distance 116 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 2: and see they're nice place that they used to live 117 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:08,799 Speaker 2: their high rise. 118 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, isn't It's not ideal. 119 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: It's not a good situation. 120 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 2: But welcome to economy Talk. 121 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 4: Hey, we need to talk about the realities of the 122 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 4: housing crisis. 123 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody, it's a comedy podcast. 124 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 2: For God's sake, we all know that it started in 125 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 2: two thousand and eight, the crash. Yep, that's all I know. Goodbye, 126 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,400 Speaker 2: Maybe I should do some research. Goodbye. 127 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: Oh is that my sister? 128 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 2: Oh that's so funny. 129 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 4: Every time, But it actually wasn't her this time. Oh okay, 130 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 4: can't blame her. I can't blame her like I like to. 131 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 2: I'm still gonna blame her, even though that with someone else, 132 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 2: she had them, she had them call. 133 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 1: She's she's having other people call so well pick up. 134 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,679 Speaker 2: So by the time this we're probably in the midst 135 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 2: of Halloween fever. I'm burning up. Yeah, it's sure hot 136 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:09,640 Speaker 2: out here for fall, y'all. I have no idea what 137 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 2: I'm going to do costume wise. 138 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 4: Let's talk through what your options are. You could go 139 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 4: current you know pop culture. Sure, what are your choices there? 140 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 2: Ooh boy? I mean if I could rattle a bunch off, 141 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,239 Speaker 2: there would be no problem. 142 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,920 Speaker 1: Oh I see, yeah, I get you. 143 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:29,559 Speaker 5: Yeah. 144 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 4: What if you dress up like Taylor Swift? I'm just 145 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 4: saying to kind of turn everything on its ear. But 146 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,440 Speaker 4: then you'll also get a lot of positive attention from 147 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 4: swifties and the people you meet in the street. 148 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 2: I would not dress up like Taylor. I would wear 149 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 2: a giant like board, like foam board, and I would 150 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:52,280 Speaker 2: print on it her tweet of support for the where 151 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:56,920 Speaker 2: she says signed lovingly a single cat lady. Yeah, I 152 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,760 Speaker 2: would have that tweet and I'd walk around as as 153 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 2: her tweet about that. 154 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,000 Speaker 1: That's a good idea. 155 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:03,680 Speaker 2: That's a good idea. 156 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:05,599 Speaker 1: This is okay, let's just keep doing this for a 157 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,120 Speaker 1: little while. 158 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:10,360 Speaker 2: You know, I do like objects, okay, that aren't human 159 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:13,200 Speaker 2: or characters. You know, I'm not gonna go it's Frankenstein 160 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,880 Speaker 2: or something like that. It has to be an object. 161 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,080 Speaker 4: When you say object, first thing I think of as 162 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 4: the world's most popular object right now, the cyber truck. 163 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 2: What if you go as a cyber truck. This is 164 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:28,200 Speaker 2: a good idea, covered with raccoons. Yes, and then as 165 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:32,720 Speaker 2: the driver, I could be human garbage. That's why they're 166 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,280 Speaker 2: climbing in. 167 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,960 Speaker 1: Yes, because there's human garbage driving that thing. 168 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 2: It's great. 169 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:37,880 Speaker 1: This is really great. 170 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:42,120 Speaker 2: And someone will if I dress like a trash man 171 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:46,679 Speaker 2: and create this geometric car that I'm walking around in 172 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:50,560 Speaker 2: spray painted silver, it's gonna cost me a total of 173 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,400 Speaker 2: twenty bucks. Yep. People will see, oh, you're a trash man, 174 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,560 Speaker 2: and I, of course I have to have a raccoon 175 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,840 Speaker 2: peeling up the hood. Yes, that's a whole story. 176 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:03,560 Speaker 4: And lots of raccoon prints, which just so you know, 177 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,560 Speaker 4: lots of people know that story because I've seen lots 178 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:09,239 Speaker 4: of people talking about it and like sharing it and. 179 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,640 Speaker 2: Stuff like, yeah, yeah, I love it. You know what 180 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,640 Speaker 2: we did it. I think that's what I'm gonna do. 181 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 2: That was a two pitch process. That's I love it. Yeah, 182 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,600 Speaker 2: thank you, you're welcome. This is I thought that a 183 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,360 Speaker 2: garbage driver. 184 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 1: What yeah you did? 185 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,120 Speaker 4: No, No, you were right there with it. What other 186 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,640 Speaker 4: things we need to get solved today? Because that's the 187 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:28,520 Speaker 4: right now. 188 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,840 Speaker 2: Well, let's go back to the economy, because we are 189 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,959 Speaker 2: we are the one. We're on a one two punch 190 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:37,280 Speaker 2: cack where we just solve things with two ideas. 191 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,560 Speaker 4: Easy, easy, we sh Do you want to back up 192 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,160 Speaker 4: a costume idea in case that. 193 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:43,960 Speaker 1: Falls apart somehow? 194 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 2: Because I literally might fall apart, literally a boy. My 195 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 2: backup will be utilizing the fake legs I made last 196 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 2: year for my elvis on a toilet. 197 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,320 Speaker 1: Sure was that last year? 198 00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:02,680 Speaker 2: It had to be the year before. It feels like 199 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:06,080 Speaker 2: it's five years ago. But you know it's your life. 200 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 1: Not mine. 201 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,240 Speaker 2: You're right, maybe it was three years ago. I didn't 202 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,840 Speaker 2: use it again. It's just in my garage. You see 203 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,120 Speaker 2: that that place is called Ribs against the Machine. 204 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. 205 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:21,000 Speaker 4: A restaurant called Ribs against the Machine right here in Glendale, California. 206 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:26,240 Speaker 2: Everybody that's almost stealing my idea for a restaurant called 207 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 2: let the Pizzas hit the floor. Let the pizzas hit 208 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,199 Speaker 2: the floor, Let the pizzas hit the floor. Let the 209 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:40,200 Speaker 2: pizzas hit the floor. Have you seen the cover of 210 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:45,320 Speaker 2: it's them whoever? It is not disturbed the system of down. 211 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:52,640 Speaker 2: It is a little more U nickelbacky uh the band 212 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:56,360 Speaker 2: that does let the hit the floor. But someone did 213 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:02,880 Speaker 2: the a like Kids song version cut with the live performance. Oh, 214 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,679 Speaker 2: we're going the wrong way and I'm so scared. 215 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,920 Speaker 1: No, and can tell us we can't. 216 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,880 Speaker 2: It's like, let the bodies hit the floor. Let the 217 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,480 Speaker 2: bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. 218 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 2: But it's actual footage of them all sweaty at like 219 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 2: oz fast. And I don't know why if someone described 220 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,360 Speaker 2: it like I just did to you, I don't think 221 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,920 Speaker 2: it sounds like something I would watch ten times in 222 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,120 Speaker 2: a row, but I sure did. It's a damn delight. 223 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 1: It worked. 224 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:41,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here to promote that. We're in a Let's 225 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:47,240 Speaker 2: Mum and pop coffee shop Stoll. Hi, Can I get 226 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:52,160 Speaker 2: a medium dunk a latte? Okay? I was looking for, 227 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,679 Speaker 2: like an iced coffee drink? 228 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:54,320 Speaker 1: Is it? 229 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,719 Speaker 2: Are you out of all coffee? Okay? Can I get 230 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,000 Speaker 2: a regular ice latte? Then? 231 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,840 Speaker 1: And then do you want to drink? 232 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,920 Speaker 2: I think I'm good on aalis? What would you like? 233 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 4: Oh? 234 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,520 Speaker 2: Can I get a decaf iced coffee with a little 235 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:07,360 Speaker 2: bit of half and half? 236 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,120 Speaker 1: And what size? 237 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,199 Speaker 2: Oh? Like medium? 238 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:13,680 Speaker 4: Can we get a medium decaf ice coffee with a 239 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,200 Speaker 4: little bit of what you say, half and half with 240 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 4: a little half and half in it? And then I 241 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 4: think we should get some munchkins, right, can we get 242 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:25,680 Speaker 4: the ten piece munchkins? 243 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:30,559 Speaker 2: And that's gonna be it? Okay, thank you. I know 244 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:35,080 Speaker 2: we've talked about munchkins and it wasn't a conversation about 245 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,320 Speaker 2: the Wizard of Oz. Have we eaten them? 246 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 1: I think so we must have. 247 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,600 Speaker 4: I think that they're the kind of item I would 248 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,440 Speaker 4: absolutely have to get if I was here. 249 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,920 Speaker 1: Affirmative. Last time we recorded, we did. 250 00:13:47,640 --> 00:14:01,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, hi you, I've noticed several times you that this car. 251 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 1: Thank you. 252 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:04,720 Speaker 2: That's a meeting. 253 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,360 Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you. 254 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,640 Speaker 2: M it's so funny. 255 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,000 Speaker 1: Thank you. Have a good one. 256 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:19,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, your little map car embarrassingly drove through toilet paper. 257 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,560 Speaker 1: But it's coming out the front more embarrassing. 258 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, toilet paper because that means you moon walked 259 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 2: out of the bathroom, that. 260 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 4: You wiped yourself as weird as you possibly could. 261 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:36,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I do. And backwards day, I wipe 262 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,840 Speaker 2: the front and my moonwalk out. I'll take it all 263 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 2: the way to the bathroom. I don't even give a ship. Yeah, 264 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 2: I'm all backwards because today I'm doing my crazy character 265 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:54,040 Speaker 2: John Tesla. Should I should I crack these open? Please? 266 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:54,320 Speaker 1: Do? 267 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:59,960 Speaker 2: I mean dare I it's time for everyone's favorite sake? 268 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: Meant, what am I eating? 269 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:03,440 Speaker 2: Food? 270 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,000 Speaker 1: Cutting? Now? 271 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:11,440 Speaker 2: Yes? I will yep. You can tell by that reaction 272 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 2: that that was a chocolate one. Right, it was a 273 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:20,160 Speaker 2: jelly actually, oh, I would have thought more like a 274 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 2: subdued with at once the jelly hits where you go by. 275 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,480 Speaker 1: I started making cow noises. 276 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:33,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just just two tone, just two tone, like 277 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,280 Speaker 2: this first wave of SKA. 278 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,320 Speaker 4: I think it's because although I was very excited to 279 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 4: be eating a tiny jelly donut, it was a little 280 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,200 Speaker 4: dry to the point of I don't recognize what this. 281 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:53,520 Speaker 2: What this substance is, right, That's exactly it. Plus it's 282 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,920 Speaker 2: we're really under a lot of pressure, the guilt of eating, 283 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:03,000 Speaker 2: not because the calories, but because we're recording. It always 284 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,400 Speaker 2: hits on that first bite, yep. But it's hard to 285 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:10,120 Speaker 2: say I'm sorry when you got a mouthful of deliciousness. 286 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:15,600 Speaker 4: There's an essential selfishness to podcasting that I don't understand 287 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 4: why the audience expects us not to eat. We're clearly 288 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,240 Speaker 4: narcissists that do whatever's good for us. 289 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,720 Speaker 2: Right, and what's no longer good for us is doing 290 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,720 Speaker 2: what this podcast originally was let's go to the airport. 291 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,920 Speaker 2: We are driven by our own desires. 292 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, and in this. 293 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 4: The world of twenty twenty four, who isn't exactly? I mean, 294 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,120 Speaker 4: it's just the way of the world these days. 295 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,840 Speaker 2: Yes, which is good. Everyone should drive. Quit doing what 296 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 2: other people want you to do. Yeah, that's right. 297 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,680 Speaker 4: And what you should be doing instead of that is 298 00:16:55,720 --> 00:17:00,520 Speaker 4: going to Dunkin Donuts, a strictly East coast rest that 299 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 4: is now open on the West coast. The US West 300 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,440 Speaker 4: coasters are like, the hell's. 301 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,840 Speaker 1: Going on over here? Why is this part of people's lives? 302 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:08,400 Speaker 2: Right? 303 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,639 Speaker 1: Why did they love it this deeply? 304 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 5: Right? 305 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:16,399 Speaker 2: And you think, oh, it's for breakfast only for that 306 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:20,480 Speaker 2: balanced breakfast. No, we're having it at four pm. It's 307 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:26,760 Speaker 2: just between lunch and dinner. Munchkins. I still feel uneasy 308 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,160 Speaker 2: saying that. Are we sure that's just a character from 309 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:29,639 Speaker 2: a movie? 310 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's their trademarked product. 311 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,440 Speaker 2: It's basically we're eating a big box in own balloonpus. 312 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,360 Speaker 1: There's no other way to describe it. 313 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,760 Speaker 4: And it isn't. I don't think it is negative toward 314 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,240 Speaker 4: Anyboddy or anything. 315 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:49,720 Speaker 2: Okay, well I know, well now it's almost like people 316 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:54,120 Speaker 2: know when I'm thinking, but I'm dancing around it. Right, Well, 317 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,680 Speaker 2: the dance is over. I know you're looking for. Here 318 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:02,600 Speaker 2: we go a big finishing move where I explain. But 319 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,639 Speaker 2: I thought maybe it was a word that was tossed 320 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:10,120 Speaker 2: around for little people. And I'm glad it isn't. There's 321 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:14,800 Speaker 2: my finishing dance move. I promised that I delivered incredible. Yes, 322 00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:18,360 Speaker 2: the audio equivalent of a robot. 323 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,560 Speaker 4: I think that word is the source word for people 324 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:28,119 Speaker 4: being shitty to little people and so being casual about 325 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,720 Speaker 4: it when we're talking about donut holes feels like we're 326 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,639 Speaker 4: being pulled into some negative areas. 327 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,760 Speaker 1: Exactly, so we have no interest. 328 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:40,679 Speaker 2: In yeah business in right, it's not our that's not 329 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,359 Speaker 2: our thing. It's just a word I don't normally say, 330 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,600 Speaker 2: you know, it's it's to throw it in the category 331 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,719 Speaker 2: with moist and the other ones that people don't like. Portion, 332 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,720 Speaker 2: portion bothers you. 333 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,359 Speaker 1: Oh my god, My sister and I. 334 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,119 Speaker 4: It was the way my mom used to say it, 335 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,439 Speaker 4: and she would always it was always like a thing, 336 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,720 Speaker 4: you should take a much smaller portion, and we would 337 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,600 Speaker 4: both like my sister, I have a book like get creepy. 338 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,080 Speaker 4: When she would say it of like, please don't say that. 339 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:12,960 Speaker 2: Word, right. I'm similar with the word vehicle, especially when 340 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,080 Speaker 2: someone puts a strong age in there, just a car. 341 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:21,000 Speaker 4: Like any cop or law enforcement officer that's trying something 342 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:21,720 Speaker 4: in a TV show. 343 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:26,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, vehicle, the word ascertained. Just use the word that 344 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,880 Speaker 2: everyone knows, quit trend to smarten it up. 345 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: They love vehicle. 346 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:36,760 Speaker 2: What kind of heckle? The v kind? What hickel? That 347 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 2: was a throwaway moment that never got a laugh in 348 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:45,240 Speaker 2: Robert Hawkins Act I It's so that's another example of 349 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:52,800 Speaker 2: early life for me with comedy. I memorized the acts 350 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:57,560 Speaker 2: of all the first comics I opened for Eddie Gossling, 351 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:01,080 Speaker 2: Robert Hawkins, everyone I thought it was funny. I watched 352 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,880 Speaker 2: their shows every night, and because your brain is young 353 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:09,000 Speaker 2: and you've done little damage to it, I still remember 354 00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 2: so many. 355 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:14,720 Speaker 4: But Robert Hawkins is to me different because he is 356 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:21,120 Speaker 4: such a good comedian and such an original thinker. It's 357 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,680 Speaker 4: like there was just no way to not try to 358 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,320 Speaker 4: drink everything he said and did down, because it was 359 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,480 Speaker 4: just like I just need to know what the fuck 360 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:34,480 Speaker 4: is going on here? Yeah, and he is like, you 361 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,399 Speaker 4: know the joke I think it was his opener when 362 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,720 Speaker 4: he would be like, you know what, I don't like others, 363 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:44,040 Speaker 4: ye say others in that weird looking voice, like all 364 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,359 Speaker 4: of that stuff where you were just like, this is 365 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:51,440 Speaker 4: it's a comedy act, but it's actually just your personality, right, 366 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,840 Speaker 4: So it's like you're meeting one of the weirdest people 367 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 4: you could meet, right, and in the most entertaining way. 368 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was it was permission for me early 369 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:05,280 Speaker 2: on to do weird stuff because I remember, as funny 370 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,359 Speaker 2: as I thought, he wasn't as hard as all the 371 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:12,280 Speaker 2: other comics were laughing a lot of his best jokes 372 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:19,120 Speaker 2: weren't getting anything from the audience. In two thousand and one, Austin. 373 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,879 Speaker 4: Well, he wasn't timing it so that they would get it. 374 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,000 Speaker 4: He was doing it either fast or subtle or whatever. 375 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,800 Speaker 1: He was doing it for himself. 376 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, and I still do that to 377 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 2: this day when I know better. But it's what makes 378 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,600 Speaker 2: it fun. You know what else I don't like. It's 379 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:46,199 Speaker 2: not a word when a person makes any cat noise, 380 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:52,200 Speaker 2: a meow or a rare or a hiss, or especially 381 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:58,160 Speaker 2: on a sensual level, meow Like I will sever tieses 382 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,880 Speaker 2: on first offense. 383 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,240 Speaker 1: They really your discussion nobody. 384 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:07,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, do not me ow, do not make kiddy noises? Really, 385 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,800 Speaker 2: even if you're amazing at them and it's like, oh 386 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,160 Speaker 2: my gosh, no, I think that sounds like a cat. 387 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,120 Speaker 1: No, the more realistic it gets, the more they're out. 388 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, have you ever seen adults that do an amazing 389 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:23,080 Speaker 2: crying baby noise? No, because you leave before you can 390 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,879 Speaker 2: get to know them, because you're like, why did you 391 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:26,960 Speaker 2: learn this? Yes? 392 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:31,520 Speaker 1: Yes, why aren't these cars going? What's that car doing? 393 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,160 Speaker 2: That one's having trouble? Gotcha and they're over it now 394 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,480 Speaker 2: they're doing Okay. 395 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,360 Speaker 1: They didn't realize that everyone was going. 396 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,679 Speaker 2: And that one's just turning. But it did seem like, okay, 397 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,679 Speaker 2: if you're stopped before the intersection, is it bad that 398 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:49,080 Speaker 2: we're in the middle of it. You clearly see something 399 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,040 Speaker 2: about to happen. 400 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:53,400 Speaker 4: You're going to delay us in just the perfect way 401 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,560 Speaker 4: to be. Oh, I'm going to take a nice little 402 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,159 Speaker 4: driver on this beautiful neighborhood. 403 00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,240 Speaker 1: I like it here. 404 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:06,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like all the neighborhoods around studio lots. 405 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:10,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's where the it's usually like a sound guy 406 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 4: will live very close there because they're made of money. 407 00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:18,000 Speaker 2: What do you think came first the New York Film 408 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,119 Speaker 2: Academy or New York Seltzer Because there's a lawsuit with 409 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:22,640 Speaker 2: that font. 410 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,679 Speaker 1: That's the fun is a total rip off. 411 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,720 Speaker 2: Does anyone remember New York Celtz? 412 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,159 Speaker 1: I could tell you all about New York Seltzer. 413 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,760 Speaker 4: We as high school girls were convinced it was diet 414 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,119 Speaker 4: because it was Seltzer and it was clear, it was clear, 415 00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,240 Speaker 4: and it was from New York and it said Seltzer, 416 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,120 Speaker 4: and we were like, oh my god, this is the best. 417 00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:43,080 Speaker 1: It'll get us through summer. 418 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,840 Speaker 4: And I remember somebody I think it was my mom, 419 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,400 Speaker 4: being like, girls, that's just like drinking a coke. 420 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:53,879 Speaker 2: And more so, it was on tap in Cordley and 421 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,720 Speaker 2: Idaho and Senior Froggies. Why I do not after none 422 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,440 Speaker 2: of us had seen those times bottles and the packaged 423 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:06,480 Speaker 2: like the wrapper around it was a thin layer of foam, 424 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:11,000 Speaker 2: that's what it was like a cushi. Yeah, yeah, And 425 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:16,360 Speaker 2: it was on tap into the two thousands and it 426 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,760 Speaker 2: was so sweet. Granted, you know, when you're doing your 427 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:26,919 Speaker 2: own pump fountain version, you can get the sweet levels 428 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:27,480 Speaker 2: too high. 429 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, they may have just. 430 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:35,320 Speaker 2: Deregulated, but as I recall sweeter than a mountain dew 431 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:40,800 Speaker 2: on a Sunday Sunday. The ice cream that's extra sweet. 432 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,359 Speaker 4: I mean, just so remember drinking that and then think 433 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,720 Speaker 4: of all of us being so stoked that this was 434 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,920 Speaker 4: the new version of diet soda right where we were 435 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,840 Speaker 4: just like, this is going to be the best summer ever, 436 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,359 Speaker 4: Summer of nineteen eighty five. 437 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,040 Speaker 1: Here we go. 438 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,840 Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know eating healthy could make my teeth hurt. 439 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:05,520 Speaker 1: I'm so healthy. I now wear size twelve jeans. 440 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:11,320 Speaker 2: Do you think this man walking a dog has ever 441 00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:12,880 Speaker 2: been to a Renaissance festival? 442 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:13,440 Speaker 1: Where? 443 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 2: Where? Where corner? That's the kind of thing where that's 444 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,400 Speaker 2: just bad radio he has. 445 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,040 Speaker 1: I think he does own at least one sword. 446 00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:27,560 Speaker 2: Yes, he has a good but they're they're nice swords 447 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,439 Speaker 2: and they have meaning. They can tell you about him 448 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 2: for five minutes. 449 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,080 Speaker 4: He's and maybe it's something he studied, like he's he 450 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,600 Speaker 4: loves Japan or something like that. So he's like, this 451 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,639 Speaker 4: is actually a Katana. I'm not just one of those people, 452 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,440 Speaker 4: And you're like, no, I totally get it, knowing full 453 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 4: well least one of those people. 454 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:50,600 Speaker 2: There is a horrifying DVD that I was handed outside 455 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:57,920 Speaker 2: of Ace Hardware once that said cold steel colon more 456 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,359 Speaker 2: Proof and I was a promotional DVD. They were just 457 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,159 Speaker 2: handing it out. I took it home and it's the 458 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:10,200 Speaker 2: most insane rewatchable with twelve of my friends laughing out loud. 459 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,040 Speaker 2: It starts with this is how sharp our knives are, 460 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,240 Speaker 2: and you can send them back and most sharpen them. 461 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,280 Speaker 2: It almost seems like a cutco video. And then it 462 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:26,520 Speaker 2: gets into the swords and the like javelins and they're 463 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,959 Speaker 2: throwing them at like rubber animals in slow motion. And 464 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,800 Speaker 2: then these guys have swords and they're cutting into cuts 465 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:40,480 Speaker 2: of meat in a scary like torture chamber and they're 466 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:45,639 Speaker 2: they're all like dads that have high waisted pants and 467 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,640 Speaker 2: transitions lenses, but you can tell they know a little 468 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,560 Speaker 2: bit of martial arts too. And then at the end 469 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,600 Speaker 2: of the video, this guy's just breaking into a parked 470 00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,160 Speaker 2: car to show how strong this battle axe is. Yes, 471 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:05,840 Speaker 2: they're cutting into animals hanging on chains, and I know 472 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,159 Speaker 2: I have to have a little bit of animal sadness. 473 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:13,080 Speaker 2: And in the end they're like, do you ever wish 474 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,760 Speaker 2: you had an axe that could cut into the roof 475 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,119 Speaker 2: of a car and it shows him peeling up the 476 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,880 Speaker 2: metal and smiling it. 477 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,120 Speaker 1: From inside the car. 478 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:26,720 Speaker 2: Yes, it's like it's supposed to be a comedy video. 479 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,800 Speaker 1: That then turns into a horror movie. 480 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I when I worked for Fuel TV, we 481 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:37,240 Speaker 2: had to do these interstitials just to you know, play 482 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:42,360 Speaker 2: between commercials, remind people that they ordered deep cable. And 483 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:47,119 Speaker 2: I found that guy. Oh shit, yeah, Cold Steel is 484 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:51,320 Speaker 2: in Ventura, and he drove down and we did this 485 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,479 Speaker 2: sketch where I was like on a date and that 486 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,440 Speaker 2: her dad comes home and he cuts through the wall 487 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,000 Speaker 2: and there's a sword and we used a smoke machine. 488 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:04,199 Speaker 2: It was like really insane, but he knew it was 489 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,200 Speaker 2: kind of fun to meet him because he did know that. Yeah, 490 00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:11,520 Speaker 2: even though he was scary and these are murder weapons, 491 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,080 Speaker 2: they're all they're saying, these swords are for defense against 492 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,760 Speaker 2: another human and who That's the last thing any sane 493 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,920 Speaker 2: person wants to do is defend themselves with a giant 494 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 2: katana sword or like buy. 495 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:30,119 Speaker 4: A javelin, like what is the very specialized sports supply. 496 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,160 Speaker 2: In the video when they throw it at a rubber rat, 497 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,760 Speaker 2: it says these javelins are great for dispatching vermin. And 498 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 2: I couldn't stop but think, Yeah, it's I thought of vermin, 499 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,760 Speaker 2: like telling a taxi where to go pick up a client. 500 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:50,320 Speaker 2: Dispatch dispatch a javelin. Yeah they yeah, these are great 501 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:55,400 Speaker 2: for killing and they were very expensive, like they're handmade swords. Anyway, 502 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:59,200 Speaker 2: that's the kind that guy who we've totally forgotten about, 503 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,280 Speaker 2: the nice boy with long hair and flip flops. 504 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,120 Speaker 4: He was just a nice way that played the bass, 505 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,000 Speaker 4: and we put a whole other world onto him. 506 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,600 Speaker 2: I'd standard biz sword collection. 507 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I've told you this story, but it 508 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,240 Speaker 4: just makes me think of one of the scariest experiences 509 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,400 Speaker 4: of my life. But nothing actually happened where I had 510 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,800 Speaker 4: to bring my dog to the dog park, my dog, George, 511 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,720 Speaker 4: who used to have to run like a horse every 512 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,080 Speaker 4: morning or she would lose her mind. And so I'd 513 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,280 Speaker 4: bring her up to the Hollywood dog Park at like six. 514 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:28,640 Speaker 1: In the morning. 515 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,520 Speaker 4: And one morning I was up there by myself with 516 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,560 Speaker 4: a dog running in circles, and I look up on 517 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,920 Speaker 4: a hill and there's just a guy in a full 518 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:40,360 Speaker 4: ninja outfit with a mask over his face, just doing 519 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,880 Speaker 4: sword sword exercises. 520 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,480 Speaker 2: With the real sword or with the real sword Oh yeah. 521 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,160 Speaker 4: So I was at the dog park with the sword guy, 522 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,440 Speaker 4: and I was just like, what's gonna happen? 523 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:50,720 Speaker 2: Now? 524 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,880 Speaker 1: Is this how I die? That's pretty picturesque. 525 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, he can't bring I mean, that guy, he knows 526 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 2: what he's doing. You're supposed to bring your wooden kendo sword. Yes, 527 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,960 Speaker 2: please show me you're practicing, yes, but no he was. 528 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,440 Speaker 4: And also he was on a far hill, so it's 529 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,600 Speaker 4: not like I was like, well, if this guy starts running, 530 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 4: at least we'll have a decent chance to run to 531 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,320 Speaker 4: the car. But like again, you just don't want to 532 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 4: be anywhere where. It's just you and a guy and. 533 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,160 Speaker 2: His sword who has his face covered. 534 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:26,400 Speaker 4: Face covered, outfit. Everything about it was I was like, well, 535 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,560 Speaker 4: we may not get out of this. George. It's been 536 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:35,520 Speaker 4: great raising you dog park. You're great to buy everybody. 537 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,320 Speaker 2: Oh wow, that is terrifying. 538 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,360 Speaker 1: It's a little wild. 539 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:44,720 Speaker 2: Yeah there. Yeah, there's a lot of eccentrics up in 540 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,920 Speaker 2: those mountains this town. 541 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,880 Speaker 1: Who's I just talking to about it? 542 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:49,640 Speaker 2: Oh? 543 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,600 Speaker 4: My front page who just came home from like being 544 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,640 Speaker 4: in the East Coast and she's from the East Coast 545 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,920 Speaker 4: and she's like, yeah, I just got back to La. 546 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,000 Speaker 4: I'm like, I know, you'll it's okay, you'll rebalance. It 547 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,920 Speaker 4: takes a couple of days. She was like, yeah, this 548 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,480 Speaker 4: is this is a hard one page. 549 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:09,080 Speaker 2: That's been your last comic standing page. Your friend, yes, yes, 550 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,440 Speaker 2: she's my friend and your friend and yeah, and my 551 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,000 Speaker 2: friend too. Yeah I add I said that as if 552 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,480 Speaker 2: it was a third option. My friend and your friend. 553 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,120 Speaker 1: And also my friend too. 554 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,960 Speaker 2: But let's not forget also your friend. 555 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,400 Speaker 4: That was Actually what you just did is a classic 556 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,040 Speaker 4: youngest sibling move, which is you know you're not going 557 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,160 Speaker 4: to be remembered or considered, so you are just in 558 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,720 Speaker 4: a constant state of fighting for your spot all of life. 559 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:43,040 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Or it's just a classic podcast habit where 560 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,600 Speaker 2: I have to get in the last word. 561 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,520 Speaker 4: Well, I mean whatever, Holy shit, there's a poster. This 562 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,720 Speaker 4: is SNL fifty. It's been on for fifty years. 563 00:31:53,800 --> 00:32:00,280 Speaker 2: I guess that makes sense. Good God, wow, quick? Who 564 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,440 Speaker 2: was the first cast? 565 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:05,880 Speaker 1: Did I win? 566 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,720 Speaker 2: Elaine Boosler? Is that one? No, I'm making up a name. 567 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,200 Speaker 1: Loraine Newman. 568 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:19,800 Speaker 2: Lorraine Newman, I wrote in a van with her once. 569 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,720 Speaker 1: Did you make her talk about us? 570 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,880 Speaker 2: And now I did not recognize her. We just talked 571 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:31,760 Speaker 2: about regular stuff, nice, Like the time I went to 572 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,800 Speaker 2: Montreal and I was on a bus and I thought, well, 573 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,840 Speaker 2: no one here is affiliated with comedy. And I sat 574 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,040 Speaker 2: next to Zoe Friedman, not having any idea who she is, 575 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,959 Speaker 2: and she didn't know who I was, and we just 576 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,240 Speaker 2: had a nice chat, nice and both of us realized, oh, 577 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,840 Speaker 2: you're here for the thing. Oh yeah, I'm here for 578 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,520 Speaker 2: that too, And it's like, too late, We're already friends, 579 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 2: and that friendship has prevailed. 580 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,400 Speaker 1: Really, yes, fine. 581 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 2: Every time I see Zoe, I'm like, remember that time 582 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,320 Speaker 2: we met on a bus and we became friends before 583 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,560 Speaker 2: we knew comedy was the thing we had in common. 584 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,920 Speaker 2: And we're both walking away from each other as we 585 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:09,840 Speaker 2: say that's. 586 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,240 Speaker 1: Why, and she's like, stop talking about that. 587 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,640 Speaker 2: I swear she's also bringing it up. Actually it is 588 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,880 Speaker 2: usually she likes it too. Upon further introspect, it is 589 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,280 Speaker 2: always me. It is always me. 590 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,120 Speaker 1: It's a fun joke. 591 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,680 Speaker 2: This is a very nostalgic area for us, both, yes, 592 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,040 Speaker 2: especially you. Yeah, in your old. 593 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,920 Speaker 4: Neighborhood, it's my old neighborhood. It seems relatively the same. 594 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,720 Speaker 4: But I think this is one of those This is 595 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:42,160 Speaker 4: a Bozeman situation where all the people live here. I mean, 596 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,640 Speaker 4: I lived what I would call adjacent to the rich 597 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 4: people live to look like. 598 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,640 Speaker 1: But yeah, I like this area. It's nice. 599 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,400 Speaker 2: It is nice. It's it's one of those parts of 600 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,280 Speaker 2: Los Angeles where you suddenly realize, oh, I could be 601 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,440 Speaker 2: in any town right now. 602 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,200 Speaker 1: Yep, it's very normal. 603 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,000 Speaker 4: This is why I like the valley, because it's definitely 604 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,200 Speaker 4: much more like people that are just trying to like 605 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,600 Speaker 4: get like the honey baked ham story used to be 606 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:10,000 Speaker 4: right there. 607 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,200 Speaker 1: People are just trying to get ham. It's like that 608 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,040 Speaker 1: kind of vibe. 609 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,000 Speaker 4: Let's just get a nice, a nice fun ham for 610 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,879 Speaker 4: twelve and see what we can stir up. 611 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,680 Speaker 2: I do not even try to give me ham that 612 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,279 Speaker 2: isn't baked with honey. 613 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,160 Speaker 1: What else would you put on it? 614 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,879 Speaker 2: Yeah? I need savory, sweet ham. You know what, I'm 615 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,400 Speaker 2: off the ham. I don't think I've eaten ham for years. 616 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,359 Speaker 1: I don't like ham. 617 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,440 Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, it's squeaky. 618 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,200 Speaker 1: It's too salty. 619 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:42,319 Speaker 2: It's too salty. It's too squeaky. It's so salty it 620 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,600 Speaker 2: makes me You're right, I do want honey on it 621 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,520 Speaker 2: to balance out this saltiness. 622 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,719 Speaker 4: I wonder if you know how they say that, like 623 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,600 Speaker 4: in the morning, you should get up and then you 624 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,239 Speaker 4: should drink water that has salt in it, and da 625 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,080 Speaker 4: dah da. It's like kind of a it's like one 626 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,560 Speaker 4: of those influencer this is the best way to spend 627 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,839 Speaker 4: your more. I wonder if that also applies. What if 628 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:03,479 Speaker 4: you get up. 629 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,000 Speaker 2: And then you drink some water and then you just 630 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,839 Speaker 2: eat a little slice of ham. Yeah, it's a lot 631 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:12,000 Speaker 2: of salt. Yeah, the salt is good for getting rid 632 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,200 Speaker 2: of sore throats or canker sores. 633 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,960 Speaker 1: Yeah. 634 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, Well it's the only reason I've ever knowingly drank 635 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:25,240 Speaker 2: salt because I feel the old lymph nodes are swelling. 636 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,600 Speaker 4: Well, apparently it's the new workout trick or something. 637 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,440 Speaker 2: I don't know. I also don't like ham because I 638 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,279 Speaker 2: like little pigs. But sometimes when I'm eating something and 639 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,839 Speaker 2: no one tells me and there's bacon in it and 640 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,080 Speaker 2: it's in my mouth, I'm like, oops, this is a 641 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,399 Speaker 2: delicious mistake. Yeah, and I finished eating it and I 642 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,080 Speaker 2: like it. 643 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:50,280 Speaker 1: It's not your fault that someone tricked you into eating something. 644 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,200 Speaker 1: With the intelligence of a fifth grader. 645 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,600 Speaker 2: I'll eat anything if someone else puts it in my 646 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,200 Speaker 2: mouth and blind folds me. 647 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,040 Speaker 4: I'll eat anything that has the intelligence of a fifth grader. 648 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,160 Speaker 2: Fight, Okay, I'll never that's it. I didn't know what 649 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,440 Speaker 2: grade they were in. Yeah, it's getting worse and worse. 650 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, most of them are from Jeff Foxworthy's show Are 651 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,759 Speaker 4: You Smarter Than a fifth Grader? It's the featured fifth 652 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,080 Speaker 4: graders that they make cam. 653 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:20,200 Speaker 2: Out of everyone. Everyone forgot that existed until now wait 654 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,520 Speaker 2: did they did have actual fifth graders? Yeah? So a 655 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,240 Speaker 2: long divisi. I would be petrified to play that because 656 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,880 Speaker 2: I know math that they're currently learning that I've since 657 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:36,080 Speaker 2: forgotten because as we all knew when we were learning it, 658 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,600 Speaker 2: you never end up using this math again. No, because 659 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:48,200 Speaker 2: way long division multiple multiplication of fractions. I a kid 660 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,279 Speaker 2: would mop the floor with me. 661 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. 662 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,279 Speaker 4: But also it's like you have a calculator or you 663 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,440 Speaker 4: you're paying somebody. 664 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,719 Speaker 2: Else to do it, right. 665 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,000 Speaker 1: It's really the use of it. 666 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,960 Speaker 4: It just doesn't make sense why they focus so much 667 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,160 Speaker 4: on that and they don't focus on like emotional intelligence 668 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:11,200 Speaker 4: or using logic to get your way out of something 669 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,120 Speaker 4: dumb you got into, right, anything like. 670 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,359 Speaker 2: That be helpful school when we were kids. Yeah, yeah, 671 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:21,360 Speaker 2: the gaps. How about anything about another country? Can we 672 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,800 Speaker 2: learn anything. 673 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,000 Speaker 1: Anything about history? 674 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:28,600 Speaker 2: Can I please have one Civics course that isn't taught 675 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,600 Speaker 2: by a gym teacher. 676 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,800 Speaker 4: It was just going through the motive. Some gym teachers 677 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,200 Speaker 4: love it and mean it. Yeah, then when the when 678 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,840 Speaker 4: they're faking it, I mean, there's I actually took a 679 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:44,160 Speaker 4: class in college before before I went ahead and left skateboard, 680 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,080 Speaker 4: and it was a history class. I was very excited 681 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,280 Speaker 4: to take because it was like ancient Rome or something 682 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,480 Speaker 4: where I was like, Oh, I don't know anything about this, 683 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,120 Speaker 4: and I would really actually. 684 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,239 Speaker 1: Like to be educated on it. 685 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,480 Speaker 4: And this teacher was had this clearly taught this class 686 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:06,080 Speaker 4: for like twenty years and was just reciting out of 687 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,400 Speaker 4: her book that like it was almost random the things 688 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,120 Speaker 4: that she was saying. It wasn't like linear, it wasn't 689 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,400 Speaker 4: chronological right anything. 690 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:19,400 Speaker 2: Here's why Columbus is a hero. Like that. They still 691 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,399 Speaker 2: taught that when I was in high school. Yeah, and 692 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,839 Speaker 2: I knew. I was like, wait a minute, haven't we 693 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,520 Speaker 2: heard opposite? Oh that's what's in the book. And you 694 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,439 Speaker 2: have a football game tonight. 695 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,120 Speaker 1: Do you just got to do it? 696 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:31,560 Speaker 2: Yeah? 697 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,400 Speaker 1: Get it done? 698 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,160 Speaker 2: And yeah, when I want to go back when I 699 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,360 Speaker 2: said Jim teacher, I did mean like the football coach 700 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,680 Speaker 2: who I didn't know had any academic role at the 701 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,279 Speaker 2: high school. And then all of a sudden, you're going 702 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,640 Speaker 2: to learn about the world. And he's still wearing his 703 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,880 Speaker 2: bike shorts, not for bicycling, but. 704 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,240 Speaker 1: That the brand. 705 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:54,640 Speaker 2: Yes, only that's like that. There's an age cutoff that 706 00:38:54,719 --> 00:39:01,520 Speaker 2: won't remember the short polyester coach shorts that say bike 707 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:06,720 Speaker 2: on them, and the very fun realization as a kid 708 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:12,160 Speaker 2: that bike in French means penis so much fun. Yes, 709 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,680 Speaker 2: is that true? You mean the part of the body 710 00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:19,719 Speaker 2: I can see most vividly in this man. That's what's 711 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,880 Speaker 2: written on the back. 712 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,239 Speaker 4: The vivid penis of a gym coach. Oh, this man's 713 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,319 Speaker 4: walking through traffic against the like. 714 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:32,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, at least there's a cautionary swing to his arms. 715 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's making a little bit of a scene about it. 716 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,239 Speaker 2: Yeah. 717 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,399 Speaker 1: I hate those ones though. 718 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand the you know what, I'm going 719 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,800 Speaker 2: to go for it. What's the worst that could happen? 720 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,480 Speaker 2: Style of jaywalking? 721 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:52,160 Speaker 4: Especially in this because listener, we are in the intersection 722 00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:55,719 Speaker 4: of death here in the valley in North Hollywood. It's 723 00:39:55,760 --> 00:40:01,480 Speaker 4: the intersection of cam Rio and Grisham and Vineland. 724 00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,160 Speaker 2: As you zoom in now on a Google map, you 725 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,640 Speaker 2: look at it. Yeah, you're in a satellite mode. We'll wait. 726 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,600 Speaker 4: It's so find that and see that it is shaped 727 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:12,680 Speaker 4: like a pentagram. 728 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,440 Speaker 1: Yes, this is the Devil's crossing. 729 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,120 Speaker 4: And luckily there are lights so that people can't just 730 00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:21,360 Speaker 4: do it willy nilly. But like every I've lived in 731 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,000 Speaker 4: this city for thirty years, I never know if I'm 732 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,319 Speaker 4: doing it right in the center set. 733 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:29,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's so scary. Yeah, and there's even median islands. 734 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:34,239 Speaker 2: So what is this. It's actually just three roads, but 735 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,440 Speaker 2: they're divided up so it becomes six. Yeah, it's like 736 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:44,359 Speaker 2: six one way roads all going It's case. Please again, 737 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:48,480 Speaker 2: look at Google. I'd rather be blindly going through the 738 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,279 Speaker 2: round about at Big Ben. 739 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,040 Speaker 1: I'd rather be fishing. 740 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:59,160 Speaker 2: My other car is a bicycle. My other car is 741 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:06,000 Speaker 2: my gym. Just bike shorts. I are believe people are 742 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,360 Speaker 2: gonna want that in the merch. 743 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,880 Speaker 4: Now, we're gonna have to do a deal with the 744 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,680 Speaker 4: bike shorts company. 745 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,920 Speaker 2: They're like, we got one. They go back in business. 746 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,919 Speaker 2: We're like the it's the eighties again. My other car 747 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:26,760 Speaker 2: is my gym teachers bike shots. It's so funny. 748 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,560 Speaker 1: Ah, it's you know what it is. It's those donut 749 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:32,400 Speaker 1: holes talking. 750 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,160 Speaker 2: That is. It's right now we are on a rapid 751 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,359 Speaker 2: fire sugar high. Yes, and come up on this light 752 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:45,480 Speaker 2: as it turns red, we're both going to crash. Yes, metaphorically. 753 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,600 Speaker 4: I mean I was just talking to I think it 754 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,200 Speaker 4: was Alison Agasti the other day about that. 755 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:52,279 Speaker 2: That. 756 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:58,200 Speaker 4: Basically I finally learned later in life that what I 757 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,920 Speaker 4: was doing all through kind of her school in high 758 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,000 Speaker 4: school was just getting high on sugar. It was like 759 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,840 Speaker 4: and then at some point later in high school I 760 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,200 Speaker 4: started drinking, which is like, oh, this is way better, 761 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,320 Speaker 4: faster way to do it. But the younger version that 762 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,440 Speaker 4: that was just me eating like two candy bars and 763 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,040 Speaker 4: going fucking bananas and saying a bunch of crazy shit 764 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,120 Speaker 4: and being like, that's you're so funny, and it's like, no, no, 765 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,440 Speaker 4: I'm just addicted to sugar, and this is I can't 766 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,360 Speaker 4: control the output after I eat it. 767 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:32,240 Speaker 2: It really is early. Let me get the energy needed 768 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,800 Speaker 2: to entertain other kids early in life. It's your first 769 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:40,760 Speaker 2: version of alcohol. Yeah. Alcohol coincidentally, as you're an adult 770 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,640 Speaker 2: in your body. After you drink, it turns to sugar, 771 00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:48,560 Speaker 2: turns to sugar. Yeah, that's why we're all walking around 772 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,200 Speaker 2: with a limp two much sugar. 773 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,720 Speaker 1: Especially her. 774 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,239 Speaker 2: That's more of a style strut, I think. 775 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:55,360 Speaker 4: So. 776 00:42:55,719 --> 00:43:00,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got her tote bag. She knows why she's 777 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:00,680 Speaker 2: scott it. 778 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,319 Speaker 1: He knows how to toty, she knows. 779 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,400 Speaker 2: She totally knows that it's meant for one book and 780 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,640 Speaker 2: a stock of celery. She's like, I don't go to school. 781 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:12,640 Speaker 2: I'm just walking around. 782 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,680 Speaker 4: This is there's a college around her somewhere, so there 783 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,600 Speaker 4: is like a collegey atmosphere for this, like three block radius. 784 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,200 Speaker 1: It's kind of yeunny in the valley. 785 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,520 Speaker 2: It's true because I went to the twenty four Hour 786 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:30,640 Speaker 2: Fitness just like, oh, I'll try out this new one, 787 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,239 Speaker 2: since I've been with them so long that I pay 788 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,520 Speaker 2: like twenty dollars a month. 789 00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:36,120 Speaker 1: You've been with them so much. 790 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,560 Speaker 2: I've been with twenty four Hour Fitness back when they 791 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:45,719 Speaker 2: were called Northwest Jesus. Uh no, that's my bank. Northwest 792 00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,359 Speaker 2: turned to Wells Fargus. Whatever. The point is, they were 793 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,879 Speaker 2: a different gym. You were with Wells Frog before her. Yes, 794 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:56,120 Speaker 2: the wagons before the well, the wagons people went in 795 00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,160 Speaker 2: and bought the Northwest people. I think the wagons we're 796 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:06,040 Speaker 2: always around. But I remember one day I'm just like, hey, congratulations, 797 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,520 Speaker 2: you're the bank that reminds you of Oh yeah, okay, 798 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,160 Speaker 2: that's going to be my that's a sign. I am 799 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,000 Speaker 2: going to be a cyber truck with raccoons on it, 800 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,920 Speaker 2: with a trash driver. And now let's talk about how 801 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,880 Speaker 2: hard it will be when I go to a party 802 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,680 Speaker 2: and need to use the restroom. I have to design 803 00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,880 Speaker 2: a hatch door, Yes, for the bottom. 804 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,920 Speaker 4: You can I make a suggestion, yes, please, because I'm 805 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,840 Speaker 4: taking credit for part of this. Of course, you know 806 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,880 Speaker 4: I think you should put my name somehow in the 807 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,000 Speaker 4: license plate anyway. 808 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,200 Speaker 1: We can talk about that later. 809 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,240 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, of course, yes. 810 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,440 Speaker 1: But what if. 811 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,000 Speaker 4: You do it so that it's like the gas tank 812 00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:54,799 Speaker 4: and do we know it's they don't take as but 813 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,360 Speaker 4: the charging port. 814 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,400 Speaker 2: Whatever, the flex capacitor. 815 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,640 Speaker 4: The flex capacitor where for you inside the box, you're 816 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,200 Speaker 4: just gonna turn right and then you're right next to 817 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,440 Speaker 4: that door. But then to everybody else it looks like 818 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,720 Speaker 4: you're way inside the car. 819 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,200 Speaker 1: Oh maybe I should drop some Yes, I'm. 820 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,359 Speaker 2: Gonna need to see a sketch because I got a lot. 821 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,160 Speaker 2: And when I said, oh, that's an interesting way of 822 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:25,840 Speaker 2: looking at it, the kind that's so confusing, I don't understand. 823 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,560 Speaker 2: That's a new angle. 824 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,239 Speaker 4: That's a great suggestion that I have no idea what 825 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,000 Speaker 4: you're talking about. I guess I don't really know what 826 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:38,160 Speaker 4: I'm talking about either, but I love talking about ideas. 827 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,040 Speaker 2: It's funny that you're excited about this because I since 828 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:45,799 Speaker 2: we first started this podcast, I had dreams of us 829 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:50,920 Speaker 2: going live and going on stage with a cardboard cutout 830 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:54,399 Speaker 2: of a car but our little feet like pretending we're 831 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:59,040 Speaker 2: driving on stage. Yes, and I know now that neither 832 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,440 Speaker 2: of us really wanted do that. 833 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:01,439 Speaker 1: Oh I think we can. 834 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,120 Speaker 2: It's like my eighth grade performance of Little Old Lady 835 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,000 Speaker 2: from Casadena. 836 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,120 Speaker 1: Yes, love that. 837 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, all I needed was a white wig and a 838 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:15,160 Speaker 2: cardboard cut out of a car and little to no 839 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:19,799 Speaker 2: lips sync training. But I think that this car, the 840 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,600 Speaker 2: cyber truck, is perfect to be made with cardboard because 841 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,719 Speaker 2: it's all angles and lines. Right. 842 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,120 Speaker 4: Also, you could do a much smaller right, you could 843 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:33,080 Speaker 4: do like a tiny cyber truck. That's funny, right, Like 844 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,080 Speaker 4: you could just make it reasonable size so that you 845 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,360 Speaker 4: don't get trapped. 846 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,520 Speaker 1: It's not another jail costume, right. 847 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:44,839 Speaker 2: Like maybe it's just all sitting on my shoulders. I mean, 848 00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:45,920 Speaker 2: I could make a. 849 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,759 Speaker 4: Little car so that you don't You're not so in 850 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,400 Speaker 4: a refrigerator box like you were that year at Bridgetown. 851 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:53,960 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm very excited. 852 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,640 Speaker 1: Yes, when you truly were. 853 00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:01,200 Speaker 2: Trapped, and then when I got yelled at by hotel staff, 854 00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:04,239 Speaker 2: I pretended it was something done to me when I 855 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,560 Speaker 2: consciously crawled into a box. 856 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. 857 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:16,080 Speaker 4: Uh, I drove us back through this intersection again. Yeah, 858 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,120 Speaker 4: this guy's gonna kind of swing out somehow, less scary 859 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:19,680 Speaker 4: this time. 860 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, that coming this way is better. 861 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the diagonal route that scares me the most. 862 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm always there's also one way you go, and 863 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:32,399 Speaker 4: you're kind of taking a very slight left every time. 864 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:33,920 Speaker 1: I just bail and go straight. 865 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,880 Speaker 2: Well we're okay now, Sorry, I just all of a sudden, 866 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:45,239 Speaker 2: there's moments, and it happened while I was on stage. 867 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,440 Speaker 2: I can't blame the altitude or although I was up 868 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:52,000 Speaker 2: pretty high. I just because I opened for my pal 869 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:57,080 Speaker 2: Reggie in Bozeman, Nice and there was a moment where 870 00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:01,359 Speaker 2: I just drew a blank and then that thing where 871 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:05,240 Speaker 2: your your brain it's like, you know what, how about 872 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,319 Speaker 2: you let this stretch for a good twenty seconds and 873 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:14,080 Speaker 2: I kind of just was a screensaver for a minute, 874 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:14,920 Speaker 2: and did. 875 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,400 Speaker 1: You was it like the laughter was dying down or 876 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,680 Speaker 1: was it just quiet? 877 00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,840 Speaker 2: And you remained it was quiet? And I did it 878 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,920 Speaker 2: long enough to where they started laughing because they're like, 879 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,439 Speaker 2: what's happening right now? And then I just went back 880 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,840 Speaker 2: into doing stand up night. I just pretended it didn't happen, 881 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,080 Speaker 2: but it did bother me when I laid down to 882 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:40,200 Speaker 2: sleep that night, Yeah, it really And rich Hall was 883 00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:43,520 Speaker 2: there that he lives. He lives in Livingstone, was he 884 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,399 Speaker 2: Did you talk to him a little bit? Yeah? We 885 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,719 Speaker 2: were both just getting ready for our shows, and you know, 886 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,440 Speaker 2: I like to let people, you know, be alone. 887 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,240 Speaker 1: You don't get up in their business. 888 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,839 Speaker 2: No, not before a show. 889 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,960 Speaker 1: You didn't say please sign my Snagglets book. 890 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,279 Speaker 2: No I didn't. He said will you do that Tom 891 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:06,879 Speaker 2: Cruise joke? Yeah he was. He was really cool though, 892 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:12,400 Speaker 2: and his wife was really sweet, and yeah, all good times. 893 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,480 Speaker 2: But I did have that. I thought I had control 894 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,880 Speaker 2: over that, but I will. There's a voice in my 895 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:23,960 Speaker 2: head that occasionally says, I wonder what it would feel 896 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,839 Speaker 2: like to kind of screw up for a minute, and 897 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,680 Speaker 2: then I do it to myself. Yeah, like a weird 898 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,560 Speaker 2: self sabotaging moment. 899 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,680 Speaker 1: Well, but in stand up that's the only way. 900 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,600 Speaker 4: Self sabotage is really the only way unless you're going 901 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,120 Speaker 4: to blame things on the audience. But ultimately that's the 902 00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:46,160 Speaker 4: that's the trick of who's really in charge here, you 903 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,239 Speaker 4: or your or the thing in you that makes you 904 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,480 Speaker 4: make those decisions. 905 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, the answer is the thing. 906 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:58,399 Speaker 2: Yeah. Usually usually I have control, but sometimes I still 907 00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:58,799 Speaker 2: lose it. 908 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,719 Speaker 1: You know, how long had it been since you did a set? 909 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,040 Speaker 2: You know, I took quite a while off and then 910 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:10,320 Speaker 2: out of nowhere, Flannagan gave me a night at Largo, 911 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:13,960 Speaker 2: and so I did like eight shows that week. This 912 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,400 Speaker 2: was a couple of weeks ago, and figured out a 913 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:20,640 Speaker 2: lot of stuff in that time, and also realized, oh 914 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,680 Speaker 2: my god, this makes me happy. Yeah, Like, if I 915 00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,880 Speaker 2: do stand up several days in a row and then 916 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,880 Speaker 2: lay down to sleep, I have zero regrets. I'm like, 917 00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,920 Speaker 2: oh that makes me happy. I forget all the time. Yeah, 918 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,360 Speaker 2: cause I you know, get focused. 919 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,000 Speaker 1: On the negative. 920 00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:41,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, or just skateboarding or something which makes me happy, 921 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,840 Speaker 2: but it does not make me go to bed thinking 922 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:51,239 Speaker 2: I'm doing everything I should with this life. Yeah, but yeah, 923 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,840 Speaker 2: today a little bit of everything's im I want to 924 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,759 Speaker 2: become really good at like I'm gonna do this and 925 00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:01,920 Speaker 2: this and this tomorrow and to stop and I've been 926 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,640 Speaker 2: painting again. I just want to have a nice balance, 927 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,560 Speaker 2: healthy balance of all the things I like. 928 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:12,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, good, Yeah you should. I think this has been 929 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:13,640 Speaker 1: a perfect episode. 930 00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:17,160 Speaker 2: Yeah it has. I mean, clearly we're running out of scheme. 931 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,080 Speaker 2: I can't. I'm still amaze. You got a scheme powered car. 932 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:24,520 Speaker 4: I look, it's funny. Elon said that I would like it. 933 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,920 Speaker 4: I said, buddy, don't please don't call me on this 934 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:27,640 Speaker 4: phone anymore. 935 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,879 Speaker 2: Right, Yeah. I just like how when we slow down 936 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,560 Speaker 2: it goes to cho Yeah. People like it. People around 937 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,680 Speaker 2: here like you, people like it, people like your old 938 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:42,480 Speaker 2: powered car. Well a good this is a good catch up. Yes, 939 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,640 Speaker 2: let's eat all the rest of these donuts. 940 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,120 Speaker 1: Let's do it. Thank you for listening to us. 941 00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:52,040 Speaker 2: Yes, tell your friends yeah, yeah. 942 00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,719 Speaker 4: And rate and review and subscribe. That's always a good 943 00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:57,080 Speaker 4: way to support the podcast. You like, rate, review, subscribe 944 00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:01,319 Speaker 4: and judge us. 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