Speaker 1: Start up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys. Data.
Speaker 1: They're making noise data up. Episode one, it's the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast. Hello America and all around the world, because
Speaker 1: people listen everywhere? Do they do? They listen? We we
Speaker 1: we have the back the back end um research. You
Speaker 1: can see what countries listen. But who is listening to? What? Somebody?
Speaker 1: And we're very popular in Germany. I saw that. Why
Speaker 1: are we getting listens from there? Okay, A couple of reasons. One,
Speaker 1: the Germans they love us. Who doesn't love Brooklyn. Second
Speaker 1: of all, there are massive military bases around the world
Speaker 1: where are fighting men and women are out there, you know,
Speaker 1: defending us. And listening to the Brooklyn Boys. You think
Speaker 1: inc that people are are flying halfway around the world
Speaker 1: doing things important things like protecting our country and whatever
Speaker 1: they're doing, and live there and they write and and
Speaker 1: and and and we are a priority, Like you know what,
Speaker 1: I gotta go, I gotta know, I gotta hear what's
Speaker 1: going on with those Brooklyn Boys? All right? But don't
Speaker 1: you think if that's your life, if your life here
Speaker 1: was listening to the Elvis Show or The Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: or or watching TV, you know, some show you like
Speaker 1: you're gonna continue doing it there. It's a bit of America,
Speaker 1: it's a bit of home. And who sounds more who
Speaker 1: sounds more like America than us? Well, let me rephrase that,
Speaker 1: like more like Brooklyn and some parts of New York
Speaker 1: than us. Don't sound like America, we don't. We know
Speaker 1: we don't sound like Marca. That we don't. I sound
Speaker 1: like we sound like Merca. Now I don't think that's
Speaker 1: the case. We sound like Brooklyn. I know some people
Speaker 1: would say that we don't sound like Brooklyn. That we
Speaker 1: know there are people from Brooklyn. I don't think we
Speaker 1: sound like Brooklyn because we've toned down the accent and
Speaker 1: some and I never really had the Brooklyn accent like this,
Speaker 1: but it's there. If I get mad, I sound, you know,
Speaker 1: we sound like Brooklyn to people from you know, Oklahoma. Wait,
Speaker 1: we do not sound like we're from Oklahoma. No, I said,
Speaker 1: we sound like we're from Brooklyn to p from Oklahoma, Yo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah we we we won't sound like their region. I
Speaker 1: was remember when I was I was a kid, I
Speaker 1: was probably eleven years old, and we were in Yosemite
Speaker 1: National Park, which is northern California, if you don't know,
Speaker 1: now you know. And the waiter came over to the
Speaker 1: table and I said, excuse me, can I get a
Speaker 1: glass of water? And he said, we're in New YORKI
Speaker 1: from so because because of the way I said water,
Speaker 1: we dropped the right. He knew right away I was
Speaker 1: from New York and I saw you from New York. Nope,
Speaker 1: I just get a lot of New Yorkers here. I
Speaker 1: keep getting this out this my phone. I'm sorry, sorry, Bertie.
Speaker 1: My phone keeps ringing. Here, myself keeps ringing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's so popular. Hello, Yeah, who's this? It's great? You
Speaker 1: son of them? Who is this? It's what's up? Get
Speaker 1: the jingle? Get the jingle? Why are you coming up?
Speaker 1: Why are you coming up? Unavailable? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I called you a half hour ago. I called you,
Speaker 1: and now you do you already called me back? You
Speaker 1: call me now? Oh well, I'm recording the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: podcast with Brody. Did you not know? Man? Again? You're
Speaker 1: you're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Now feel free to
Speaker 1: curse the way the Brooklyn Boys and the Jersey Kid.
Speaker 1: What's up there? Brody? Listen to you by us turning
Speaker 1: you down? For the podcast you did okay with your
Speaker 1: own morning show. Yeah, that is true, but I'm still
Speaker 1: looking for a fun I still would. Yeah, we can't
Speaker 1: afford you now your big time. I'm working for free.
Speaker 1: I'll work for free. Uh yeah, Now, Scary, we should
Speaker 1: probably get him on our show because he's got his
Speaker 1: own morning show. How to promote us? Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: we could play We could play excerpts from the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys and the Jersey Kid podcast every morning on your
Speaker 1: radio station. I would like to hear. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: help out. Well, right here, this segment you can play
Speaker 1: Monday morning. Hi, Carolina, you should play this for the
Speaker 1: good folks over at your morning show to remind them
Speaker 1: of the morning show you used to be on down
Speaker 1: the Hall, which is still on the air. I would
Speaker 1: only do it only if I was a real part,
Speaker 1: if it was boys, and I'd like to let everybody know.
Speaker 1: Well while I have you here, But by the way,
Speaker 1: what I wanted to talk to you about an hour ago,
Speaker 1: Um was about either one of you bought me a
Speaker 1: steak dinner when you went out there to night. That's
Speaker 1: you're kind of plays not because Scary told me, it's
Speaker 1: exactly my kind of place him. I said it was
Speaker 1: right up his alley. No, it's like very cool and
Speaker 1: sheet and trendy and like it's sixty friends. They don't
Speaker 1: serve Soto without I you're gonna play hold on who
Speaker 1: is more cool and chic and trendy than me? Please?
Speaker 1: You know you still you still wear square toad shoes.
Speaker 1: Who are you talking to? Yeah? I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: just that it's not your kind of place, man, It's
Speaker 1: not I thought. I really thought. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: Brody loves this kind of food, so I immediately I
Speaker 1: immediately thought it would be for him. Why don't you
Speaker 1: think that it's his kind of place? Bacon, grease, fries
Speaker 1: and delicious. No, no, it's not like that at least
Speaker 1: just go to any steakhouse yet if you want. This
Speaker 1: is not that kind. This is like an upscale, like
Speaker 1: you know, very good steak like think you're not gonna
Speaker 1: get anywhere else, like completely different and it's extensive. Women,
Speaker 1: What do you think? What do you think that my
Speaker 1: fanciest steak is going to Sizzler shout out Sizzler Buffet.
Speaker 1: But dude, I go to real steak houses. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? I think you like how that steak
Speaker 1: count just to stop that, you know, they trendy music.
Speaker 1: I had no idea that Greg t was one of
Speaker 1: the elite who hangs out with the one percent at
Speaker 1: the biggest steakhouses. Well, dude, you hang out with your
Speaker 1: wife and kids. What are you talking? I will say
Speaker 1: I wish I will say this, I will say this. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: the guys, Brodie, you know, Oh, you're one of the
Speaker 1: guys that I'm not. Okay. Here's the thing, Brodie, and
Speaker 1: and I think I understand what he is trying to Listen.
Speaker 1: It's definitely your style of food. They definitely have a
Speaker 1: lot of steak. They have mac and cheese, they have
Speaker 1: those things that you love, cramp, it's like homemade, like steakhouse.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You don't think I go to steakhouses?
Speaker 1: What world? You know? But hold on, here's why. Here's
Speaker 1: where I think that he's trying to draw the line.
Speaker 1: But you'll go to a steakhouse if E staying for it.
Speaker 1: It's like the guys that And there in lies the problem. Brodie.
Speaker 1: The Brodie if you would have saw the Bill would
Speaker 1: have vomited everything else to you would up and you
Speaker 1: would have been like, Okay, I want to send all
Speaker 1: this food back on the floor that I just tells
Speaker 1: you about the time I went to Old Homestead and
Speaker 1: I spent fours on dinner. What are you talking about? No,
Speaker 1: this isn't like that. I'm telling you. This is more
Speaker 1: like a shred spot. It's like up scale shrink. You think.
Speaker 1: I will say another thing, now, if you get if
Speaker 1: something if something comes out the wrong way, brody, you
Speaker 1: know how we are. You are about you know about
Speaker 1: having the order right if something comes out the wrong way.
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe they would toss your heads out
Speaker 1: of there right away because they have no patient. If
Speaker 1: it's such a good restaurant, If it's such a good restaurant,
Speaker 1: they'll get it right over years. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: But they're not. But you can't like say like, I
Speaker 1: want soda with no white is there? Hold on? Is
Speaker 1: this chef gonna be offended if I order a diet
Speaker 1: coke without ice? What world are you living in about?
Speaker 1: This is not that kind of place. This is more
Speaker 1: like the first of all, you have trendy people. Trendy
Speaker 1: people have to put ice in this. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing listen, this is a kind of place
Speaker 1: that that takes three months to get a reservation and
Speaker 1: now they've even they've turned the reservations even off because
Speaker 1: now you need to know like the owner of the
Speaker 1: staff to get in, because it's been that crazy to
Speaker 1: get in this place. It's called trendy. You gotta dress
Speaker 1: trendy and like you gotta like, you know, look like
Speaker 1: you got like like a muffles or something to maybe
Speaker 1: a tattoo, Like we gotta be cool like that. A
Speaker 1: tattoo is trendy and classy. That's yeah, a tattoo is
Speaker 1: not classy. It's just no longer unclassy. But it's not like, oh, Mr,
Speaker 1: it's right this way, Mr, Mr T. You've got a
Speaker 1: tattoo on your arm. It's like MTV Reality TV trendy. Dude,
Speaker 1: you're a little fire hyden. You wear the same button
Speaker 1: down shirts no matter what the event is. What are
Speaker 1: you bad? No? I I walk around with like with
Speaker 1: confidence different. It's also b y. Oh as far as
Speaker 1: liquor goes so so he brings high end gin, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll bring high and die. I'll bring high end diet
Speaker 1: coke without ice and it's perfect in a flesh. You
Speaker 1: gotta roll up like you can't roll up like your
Speaker 1: a mini van for valley curving. I'm sorry, hey, T,
Speaker 1: what kind of car do you drive? You got what
Speaker 1: the call? It's like, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: how scary? Hold on? I drive and dodge charge your
Speaker 1: RT with uh with uh with s s rims. What
Speaker 1: are you driving? Then you have to kill you when
Speaker 1: you just can't pull up like that with a dirty
Speaker 1: you gotta pull up and shined up like dude, you
Speaker 1: know you're I will say that. Okay, T rolled up
Speaker 1: in not not a minivan last night. I'm like wow,
Speaker 1: and this car was sparkling the ballet guys Explorer. But
Speaker 1: it's like the high end Ford. It's like a limited affition.
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, let me say something. I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to show off, but my car, My car
Speaker 1: is clean, all right? If it's already in the garage
Speaker 1: at work, what are you talking about? But it has
Speaker 1: to be for that day. You can't like to roll up,
Speaker 1: have to clean the girls. If girls show up with
Speaker 1: dirt on their fingernails, they won't get in. You know,
Speaker 1: you have to roll up and if you're picking somebody
Speaker 1: up like it's like you're going there even though you're married.
Speaker 1: You're really not like that's the kind of place. It is,
Speaker 1: like you gotta go there like you're rolling even though
Speaker 1: you're not like that. You know. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know this, but I'm I'm part of a
Speaker 1: very successful podcast. They know who. No, it's not you
Speaker 1: can't it's not like that. You have to be even
Speaker 1: better than the podcast. You have to be this. I
Speaker 1: can say something that you can't say. T I'm a
Speaker 1: member of the world famous Elvis Duran nationally syndicated morning show. Right,
Speaker 1: but I'm a walking let you from the show? Why read?
Speaker 1: I read getting shaped like clean? Let's take something. I'm
Speaker 1: always gonna be branded that this is you, this is who.
Speaker 1: You're the guy who used to play for the Yankees
Speaker 1: and got traded to the Tampa Bay Rays and you're
Speaker 1: still in the Yankee jersey. Come on, yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: like that you know that that guy whenever they come
Speaker 1: back to fans they flopped to the stadium just to
Speaker 1: see him and like stand at the plod. Right, It's
Speaker 1: like when Ron James came back, came back to Cleveland
Speaker 1: and then he was with at Miami and Cleveland went
Speaker 1: crazy for him. That's what it's like for me. You know,
Speaker 1: it reminds me. It reminds me of a story my
Speaker 1: daughter told me today. We were talking about the show
Speaker 1: Wizards of Waverley Place with Selena Gomez. Right, yeah, Now
Speaker 1: do you remember her brother on the show. No, exactly
Speaker 1: my point. He's done nothing since that show. It doesn't
Speaker 1: matter he was on Wizards of Waverly Place. He's not
Speaker 1: getting into a steakhouse. You are that you used to
Speaker 1: be on Wizards. God, that's not at all. My name
Speaker 1: is still out there. Like everybody knows the show's popular still,
Speaker 1: you know, absolutely it is, and you know its credit
Speaker 1: to tease credit. If I may jump in here, I
Speaker 1: will say this. Everybody was like, oh my god, great tea,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones, Oh my god. It was so you know,
Speaker 1: you kind of never lose that, you kind of it's
Speaker 1: with you. When I get out of the car, all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, like this one table of dude was
Speaker 1: like and then all of a sudden, all the girls
Speaker 1: were like, oh my god, I take a pict with you,
Speaker 1: and like it was like that, and then like the
Speaker 1: owner comes out and then he doesn't don't to do
Speaker 1: that brow handshake, Like you don't how to do the hands?
Speaker 1: How do you do the wh I missed that part?
Speaker 1: How do you do the bro handshake? You know that, dude,
Speaker 1: like the handshake cross arms? You know, right? Are you
Speaker 1: doing the bro handshake now during a pandemic? Yeah? Of course. Wow.
Speaker 1: You know it's kind of funny that you're calling me
Speaker 1: because the reason why can I ask him one more question? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. I know for a fact that that t
Speaker 1: has a lot of fans. You are a legend in
Speaker 1: New York and I'm still a fan of I'm still
Speaker 1: a fan of yours. But did all these people that
Speaker 1: recognize you ask you whatever happened? Like whatever happening? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they all know they wanted there, like so, like how's
Speaker 1: your new shows? And like we we we we missed
Speaker 1: you whatever. I mean, it's all that kind of stuff,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, No, I don't. I don't blame him. Listen,
Speaker 1: we miss you on the show. You know that I
Speaker 1: miss you right too. I'm not kidding. There's plenty of
Speaker 1: times where we would you think about being with being
Speaker 1: there with you guys, I'm not even kidding. You mean
Speaker 1: we miss you can't come back, but we do miss you.
Speaker 1: He talked about that left night at a matter of fact.
Speaker 1: A matter of fact, the question was brought up, like
Speaker 1: would you ever ever ever go back? And I said,
Speaker 1: you know what you're still is a little ceace to
Speaker 1: me that would say, you know what's going back and
Speaker 1: do have fun again? Like that, I'm telling you I
Speaker 1: do miss you. Guys, So I put you have another
Speaker 1: job on now right now. No, he didn't say that.
Speaker 1: Don't put words I love my show. I'm I'm job
Speaker 1: joking when I'm joking, you know I love you and
Speaker 1: the show you do. Yeah, no, I love the show screed,
Speaker 1: But there's still is a little tiny piece for me
Speaker 1: that like says, you know, go back and still in
Speaker 1: the half of the time, and you're like, there's a
Speaker 1: little piece I I haven't. I haven't fully left that
Speaker 1: whole show. I still feel like a piece of it.
Speaker 1: And you okay, So let me ask you this. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry interrupt you again. So the way you are now
Speaker 1: hosting your hosting your own show and racing the morning show,
Speaker 1: if you came back, if you came back to the
Speaker 1: Elvis Show, right, yeah, you would then miss hosting show no, no,
Speaker 1: because it was no because I see it's no because
Speaker 1: I I sol it's like to be the host, and
Speaker 1: now it will be almost easy for me and go
Speaker 1: back and be like, you know what I have, I
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about that anymore about hosting. Now
Speaker 1: I could be even walk to talking idiot again and
Speaker 1: just have fun again. Like okay, that's different, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I would do that. You're like, you're
Speaker 1: like a guy that actually has now it's like after
Speaker 1: you have sex, it's like you can. You came like
Speaker 1: and once you get it out of your system, you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm good now. So we could if you can
Speaker 1: go to sleep. So if you came back, if you
Speaker 1: came back to the Devistan show, and you took back
Speaker 1: your old desk which is still empty, are you telling
Speaker 1: me that you wouldn't sit back there with me going, God,
Speaker 1: what host my own show already? You'd be cool, You'd
Speaker 1: be like, you'd be chilled. Right. This time around, it
Speaker 1: would be different because this time around I already seen it,
Speaker 1: so I saw what it was like. So now I
Speaker 1: would just be like, man, I'm having at your time,
Speaker 1: and it would be different. Now right, scary? Should we
Speaker 1: put in a good word for him to come back?
Speaker 1: I feel like the new he would be a pleasure
Speaker 1: to work with, and I could do it all over again,
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't I wouldn't mind, like you were stilly
Speaker 1: stunting and to get up already. He blew his wad.
Speaker 1: He had to let that, he had to let that
Speaker 1: anksort that energy out. It's not it's like it's like
Speaker 1: after it's like holding in a fart during a date
Speaker 1: and then then the date ends and you go bluck,
Speaker 1: you know. So he's he just let out a big fart.
Speaker 1: So now he's ready because he's good. He's like he's
Speaker 1: relaxed now, you know. You know, it would be funny
Speaker 1: because we're all working from home. If he worked it
Speaker 1: still worked on on the Elvis Show, if he had
Speaker 1: to do every stunt from his house, like he'd have
Speaker 1: to be in his own living room picking up dollar
Speaker 1: bills with his ass and the kids. The kids, the
Speaker 1: kids are like, Dad, what are you doing? Well? That
Speaker 1: would be awesome. I would that. I'm saying that would
Speaker 1: be yeah. All right, well I will listen. First of all,
Speaker 1: go back to the restaurant real quick. And then then
Speaker 1: we could do a bit called hug t and you
Speaker 1: just have strangers who may not have coronavirus hug you.
Speaker 1: That would be the I will do that. I'm not afraid.
Speaker 1: I will copitely host people. I will shake your hands
Speaker 1: on five everything. I would do it, the whole thing
Speaker 1: I would. I would want you to. Brody is owed.
Speaker 1: He claims he's owed a steak dinner and then get another.
Speaker 1: Oh you still own me the dinner. People were saying,
Speaker 1: why isn't Brody there? And why is he not getting
Speaker 1: his steak dinner? Tonight would have been the perfect night
Speaker 1: on On greg ts Instagram page, they're saying that and
Speaker 1: mine and mine, Yeah, take a look at the comments
Speaker 1: on our page. It's a picture of you with some
Speaker 1: guy with long hair, and is that that's owner? That's
Speaker 1: Tommy the owner, Yeah, Tommy the owner and scary the
Speaker 1: three of you. People are saying, whis bro you want
Speaker 1: a steak dinner? Yeah? Well, why don't you diner? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, don't you listen to this podcast? You know
Speaker 1: why you owe me a steak dinner? Why remember remember
Speaker 1: years ago, years ago, two thousand twelve, Brody did it,
Speaker 1: did a favor he went in. He went in, and
Speaker 1: he did as a huge a monetary of financial r right,
Speaker 1: I went into most Yeah, I remember that. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's right, right. And I got you like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: five grand and you said scary and eight, We're gonna
Speaker 1: take you out to a great steak dinner to say
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, you know what I gotta tell you.
Speaker 1: You're like really, you're like, I just didn't think you would.
Speaker 1: So let's do this. Me and you get together with
Speaker 1: Brody and we'll take him to outback. Yeah right, I'll go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not taking up to work to the
Speaker 1: Butcher Block. I'm not doing Yeah, that's right. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars you take me to Butcher Block. But
Speaker 1: you don't figure out you didn't. You didn't fit in
Speaker 1: in college. You stuck out like thumb, but you graduated.
Speaker 1: All right. Listening, listen, you know what he wants you
Speaker 1: to do. We should come up with the list of
Speaker 1: steak houses that it would be kosher for us to
Speaker 1: take you too. When you said you mean it in
Speaker 1: the literal sense, because he's Jewish or kosher meeting, okay
Speaker 1: or cool cool with Brody. I didn't even I just
Speaker 1: threw the word. I didn't even think about it. I
Speaker 1: think that that means you you're saying that Brody's safe steakhouses,
Speaker 1: Brodie safe, not the fact that he's religious. He's not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what was that's a very good maybe even get
Speaker 1: some of those people in the audience. So he's you're
Speaker 1: saying he's more of a Patson Geno's kind of steak.
Speaker 1: I would like to go to Bobby Flay's steakhouse in
Speaker 1: Atlantic City. I would like to go there. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can go there. Trendy place. I would like to go
Speaker 1: to hold On. I would like to go to Old Homestead.
Speaker 1: Would yeah you go there? Yeah, by the way, but
Speaker 1: just block are none of those so far? Continue right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bobby Place is not a trendy place anymore. I'm not
Speaker 1: interesting trendy places. But I'll look up a list right now.
Speaker 1: The our audience is bored by this. Okay, you guys
Speaker 1: saw me a steak dinner. Let's just move, all right,
Speaker 1: But before we go, I just want to go before
Speaker 1: t goes the Jersey kid, I want to say. I
Speaker 1: want to say this. The reason why you're even calling
Speaker 1: me back is because something I had to discuss with
Speaker 1: you off this podcast but really relates to the podcast
Speaker 1: because it's something that I talked about for the past
Speaker 1: three weeks, the fact that Brody refuses to invite me
Speaker 1: to his pool. So I was gonna tell you, well,
Speaker 1: because I'm not invited, he is, and he is not
Speaker 1: gonna understand because he already thinks that science as a hoax. Okay,
Speaker 1: well move before you go further. So I was calling
Speaker 1: you back to tell you that I spoke with Robin
Speaker 1: and well, will be more than happy to come to
Speaker 1: your pool. Greg t Okay, Okay, Saturday will not be good,
Speaker 1: but Sunday can come over. Okay, it's a deal. But
Speaker 1: that's my point. See, see Brody, maybe maybe these are
Speaker 1: my true friends. Yeah, and he's welcome in my house
Speaker 1: once does pandemics over. Absolutely he doesn't. Brodi doesn't. Brody,
Speaker 1: my podcast partner, does not want me in his pool.
Speaker 1: And yet you, who are not my podcast partner and
Speaker 1: don't even work with me technically anymore, you're open arms
Speaker 1: telling me unless that was the liquor the Gin and
Speaker 1: Tonics talking last night, you're like, come to my roll, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you come in. Why can't you go to school, all right,
Speaker 1: so we don't have to have a private phone call
Speaker 1: because it's settled well, but the audience knows the audience
Speaker 1: ask Brodie that Prody, what did you come? Because he
Speaker 1: hangs out in trendy places where people are being careful.
Speaker 1: So we're good. Okay, Well listen, I mean I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I mean people are everybody's got the comfort
Speaker 1: level you know, is not comfortable. Brodie comes out in
Speaker 1: his in his in his mask and goggles and advisor
Speaker 1: over that and gloves, so you don't need all that.
Speaker 1: You don't need all that. Brody a case of sauce.
Speaker 1: He's gonna come over here and pull up, open up
Speaker 1: the trunk, take twenty steps back with his his sunglasses,
Speaker 1: his visor, his everything, and he's like throwing on the trunk,
Speaker 1: throw in the trunk, just starting the trunk. And I
Speaker 1: would respect, I would respect his his his his comfort level,
Speaker 1: and it was comfort level is not that people over
Speaker 1: then two weeks is on. You can't make fun of
Speaker 1: someone at all for their comfort level, okay, And I'm
Speaker 1: not going I respect Brodie's comfort left. I'm glad that
Speaker 1: you're comfortable with me coming into your pool. Yeah, no problem,
Speaker 1: we don't care. We here, we're farming. All right, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. I will see you this weekend. He also,
Speaker 1: all right, goodbye one. Right now, I'm not one ransome.
Speaker 1: I'm saying his health is not top of mind. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to my uncle's. We're gonna have cigars and
Speaker 1: risk you. Tonight it's uncle Ted Shed night. You've gotta
Speaker 1: come t uncle Ted sid Let me tell you what
Speaker 1: the shed? Now? Uncle is a trend? You know, we're
Speaker 1: tin of what kind of car? Don't have to roll
Speaker 1: up in to go some Ted Shed? No that one
Speaker 1: us could come with a dirty cards. Fine, we have
Speaker 1: now and we have shirts, and we have hacked with
Speaker 1: a logo. We have everything. Now we have coasters with
Speaker 1: uncle Ted Shed logo. Coasters. I didn't I give you?
Speaker 1: Didn't I give you uncle Ted Shed hats? Didn't I know?
Speaker 1: We actually no, we have a logo we made half
Speaker 1: will act Now. Well, you know what, that's a great
Speaker 1: segue because next week, right, what's today's dates? Scary today? Well,
Speaker 1: we're recording this here on the what the is the July? Yes,
Speaker 1: next week we open up and launch slowly. The first
Speaker 1: two items for the Brooklyn Boys merch store. Boom, No
Speaker 1: dumbass different items. We're gonna have two different items, two
Speaker 1: different items we're gonna offer. We're gonna offer Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: masks and a Brooklyn Boys T shirt. Yeah that does well.
Speaker 1: We have five or six other items ready to go. Yes,
Speaker 1: I like that. But here's the thing, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to call your guys the slices think, well, you're
Speaker 1: you're insulting them because they were the ones who made
Speaker 1: this up, not us. We didn't ask to be called that.
Speaker 1: It just half them to well, actually we suggested it.
Speaker 1: But anyway, to all the slices out there, direct your
Speaker 1: hate towards Greg Teeth, the jersey findable on social media.
Speaker 1: The jersey. There's gotta be people that think, like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I like the Working Boys podcast. Let me have what
Speaker 1: do you think about the name? If you know the
Speaker 1: Brooken Boys, So what do you want to name? Slices?
Speaker 1: Like if you're like, you know, like, uh, tell us
Speaker 1: swift or swift that stands that's our fandom. What do
Speaker 1: you think? Yeah, that's our fandom called splices? You like
Speaker 1: that license? Like pizza? Right, It's right? You're like, doesn't cool? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: well does you have a better suggestion, Well, how about
Speaker 1: how about the foul hold on you? About the funds
Speaker 1: or something? The cows. The fans of his morning show
Speaker 1: are the Katie Eunuchs. Yeah, like, I don't like the sns. Like,
Speaker 1: here's what we'll do the fact that you don't like
Speaker 1: the slices, here's what we'll do. We'll hang up on
Speaker 1: you now. Yeah, you're not gonna be part of the
Speaker 1: podcast because you don't want to be part of this.
Speaker 1: The Jersey Kids, the Jersey all the kids, where's a
Speaker 1: kid jingle? I don't haven't loaded in because I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have needed it because he was already gone. If I
Speaker 1: had a fandom, it would be all about the kids,
Speaker 1: the kid kids. My whole fan will be. It would
Speaker 1: be within the Jersey kids in America, great tea like
Speaker 1: great teeth kids, Great teeth kids. Now I'll see I'll
Speaker 1: see you this weekend. And like the last thing about
Speaker 1: this that fakes like that you can't take leftovers out
Speaker 1: of there, Like no one goes walking out with like
Speaker 1: an arian home bag. But you can't do that. That
Speaker 1: sounds like you're it sounds it sounds like you are
Speaker 1: a sheep and afraid to stand up for your own rights.
Speaker 1: So you just can't do that. You can't right right,
Speaker 1: So I I would imagine they don't have any to
Speaker 1: go containers. They're so trendy bright to a club next, right,
Speaker 1: because they're going to a up. They're not. They're going
Speaker 1: to a club. I forgot. The father of two little
Speaker 1: girls is going clubbing forgake, Yeah, with square toes all
Speaker 1: talk to you like you know, like you don't know,
Speaker 1: you don't take you, dude, I know your wife. You're
Speaker 1: not going clubbing? Is when you take your ring over.
Speaker 1: You can't go to like some some cool club down
Speaker 1: there with westovers and tell the guy can you holding
Speaker 1: your back? Can't you? Okay, that's where where Cargoes Shorts team.
Speaker 1: You can't go like that with Cargoes Shorts for cold
Speaker 1: you can't like I'll talk to you, sorry, bye bye.
Speaker 1: To apologize to the Slices for two reasons, One because
Speaker 1: that genius just insulted their name. Uh and two because
Speaker 1: Scary just gave him a half hour of our podcast
Speaker 1: The Guy. But that was a bit much. That was
Speaker 1: a lot. I have a headache now past the advil
Speaker 1: and Scary I'm glad we went to commercial. I needed
Speaker 1: to like cleanse myself. You have to like clean your palette.
Speaker 1: It's like, um, you know, when they you go to
Speaker 1: like one of these Italian weddings or in post in
Speaker 1: pre COVID times, they would give you this thing called it.
Speaker 1: I don't think you have to say that. There was
Speaker 1: a thing called this the inter mezzo where you would
Speaker 1: you would have some pasta and some some something kind
Speaker 1: of an appetizer, and then right before the main course,
Speaker 1: they would put this, like this lemon ice in front
Speaker 1: of you and then you would eat that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why am I eating lemonize? This is a dessert. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like a palette cleanser. So the commercial was
Speaker 1: the inter mezzo was the was the palette cleanser. So
Speaker 1: we can have the next part of the podcast could
Speaker 1: be normal. What do you think? Uh sure, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm good. No into Mezzo's fine. So what would you
Speaker 1: like to talk about? We have a you know what,
Speaker 1: we have a lot of sound clips from last week
Speaker 1: we didn't get to. That would be a nice departure
Speaker 1: from what we just did. If you want, I can
Speaker 1: talk about I can talk about Lisa the Facebook um
Speaker 1: UH general who makes very difficult rules that don't make
Speaker 1: any sense with our trivia questions, and talk about her UH, Well,
Speaker 1: I can talk about how we can talk about how
Speaker 1: whenever there's a crowd of people UH in the pandemic
Speaker 1: and people are getting sick, whenever the story is reported
Speaker 1: on the lies that are told to protect the area,
Speaker 1: I definitely want to talk about that. But what you
Speaker 1: what you wanna do for us? You have us dound
Speaker 1: sound bites pulled up? Can you tell me which one
Speaker 1: you have? And all that I have? Self subjuga oh,
Speaker 1: self subjugating. Okay, So this is a clip of UM
Speaker 1: I think it was them on the news or um
Speaker 1: a political commentator, and he was talking about UH senators
Speaker 1: who he felt had subjugated themselves. Now, when you when
Speaker 1: you subjugate, you make yourself a subject to someone else,
Speaker 1: You make yourself inferior to someone else. So here's what
Speaker 1: he said, and that includes the senators who, out of
Speaker 1: cowardice or careerism, self subjugating themselves. Okay, So again I
Speaker 1: don't care about what he was saying, if he's right
Speaker 1: or wrong. He said the senators self subjugated themselves. Well
Speaker 1: either they self subjugated, but they subjugated themselves, but they
Speaker 1: didn't self subjugate themselves. That makes sense. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: grammar police issue, right, that's a grammar police issue. Yeah
Speaker 1: you yeah, right. But and by the way, you could
Speaker 1: apply that to quite a bit of phrases when people
Speaker 1: self quarantine myself, right, right, or like when you self
Speaker 1: suck your own dick, yourself, there is that self Well,
Speaker 1: hold on a second, self quarantine self right, Yeah, that's terrible, right,
Speaker 1: Next clip TRS luggage. Oh, TRS luggage scary. When you
Speaker 1: were a kid, you had TRS luggage, right, I mean
Speaker 1: synonymous TRS luggage your whole life. When you think of luggage,
Speaker 1: do you think of TRS luggage? Right? I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Come on, man, lugg at TRS luggage.
Speaker 1: They're the standard of luggage. Am I wrong? TRS luggage? Well,
Speaker 1: according to this commercial, you you absolutely no listen play
Speaker 1: the clip. For years you have heard me talking about
Speaker 1: club gloves, TRS ballistic luggage are patterned luggage connection? For years?
Speaker 1: Who is he? Who are they? What is he talking about?
Speaker 1: For years you have heard me talking about club gloves
Speaker 1: TRS Ballistic Luggage. No, I've never heard of your voice.
Speaker 1: I don't knowic TRS Ballistic luggage. What is that like?
Speaker 1: Is that a scam to make you think that you've
Speaker 1: been you've own about this luggage your whole life. I
Speaker 1: think it's I think it's a mind screw. I do think.
Speaker 1: I think they're trying to put it in your head
Speaker 1: subliminally that oh, yeah, it's the it's the brand. I
Speaker 1: grew up with TRS luggage. This podcast is national. Is
Speaker 1: there a place in this country, like the Great State
Speaker 1: of Wyoming, where TRS luggage is like the standard? Like
Speaker 1: when I grow when I graduated high school, Mom, I
Speaker 1: want to get TRS luggage. I don't want a car,
Speaker 1: Jimmy dad and I are gonna save Someday when you
Speaker 1: graduate high school in Wyoming, the Great State of Wyoming,
Speaker 1: you will get. I don't know. It's bullshit. Is bullshit?
Speaker 1: You know? I want it because that guy he's been
Speaker 1: telling me for years about it. Years. Give me the
Speaker 1: luggage from my graduated him before. Have you ever heard
Speaker 1: his voice? No? Who the fuck is? Okay? Have you so?
Speaker 1: Maybe they recast the role? Have you ever heard somebody
Speaker 1: else who sounded like him talking about TRS Luggage. I've
Speaker 1: never heard of TRS Luggage or this person, but play
Speaker 1: the club one more time. For years you have heard
Speaker 1: me talking about club gloves, TRS Ballistic Luggage. Apparently we
Speaker 1: have wow for years. So if you've heard of this
Speaker 1: company and not just heard of it like seen in
Speaker 1: the store, if you've here heard of this guy for
Speaker 1: years telling you about here, please to tweet us. Let
Speaker 1: us know that we're missing something. Now where what aren't
Speaker 1: we listening to that? I got Bambi here? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so you know like jay z in Um two thousand
Speaker 1: one did like h to the iz oh right right
Speaker 1: and snoop dogg. Remember when people used to go like
Speaker 1: b to the to the r A you know c
Speaker 1: K that was like that was like a late nineties,
Speaker 1: early two thousands things right, right, like scary sk to
Speaker 1: the eriie Like nobody talks like that anymore? Right? Right? Okay,
Speaker 1: listen to this person giving out the website for a
Speaker 1: company called Bambi. Ahead, customize your policies to fit your business,
Speaker 1: and hope you manage your employe day to day, all
Speaker 1: for just a month period month to month. No hidden fees,
Speaker 1: canceled any time. Get a free hr audit today dot
Speaker 1: com slash CNN right now to schedule your free hr audit.
Speaker 1: That's Bambi dot com slash CNN spelled bam to the
Speaker 1: d e e dot com slash crnn. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: bamam e Oh that is awful. Who allowed that to
Speaker 1: go on the air? Who? Right? Who would pay for that?
Speaker 1: That's a commercial right. That is right up there with
Speaker 1: saying for schizzle like it's so outdated. No. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure that, like Drake didn't bring that
Speaker 1: back right now. I want to make sure post Malone's
Speaker 1: not saying, oh nobody, there's no one in today's world,
Speaker 1: you know, whether it be that throws into the culture
Speaker 1: that's not on TikTok anywhere. It's not tick to the
Speaker 1: t okay, right, okay, I see your Okay? What else
Speaker 1: you got? Oh? I see you? Oh? Um? What does
Speaker 1: I see you? Stand for? Intensive care unit? Hit the
Speaker 1: clip the hospitals is here. According to data released by
Speaker 1: the County hospitalizations of COVID nineteen patients have increased by
Speaker 1: sevent in the past fourteen days, by six percent. When
Speaker 1: it comes to I see you units well, I knew
Speaker 1: she was gonna say that, I see you units. So
Speaker 1: the intensive care unit units of Chris. They're out of those.
Speaker 1: So again, you know it's tragic they're out of them.
Speaker 1: But you know, get it right Doingah, we have a
Speaker 1: couple of COVID I don't know what this is. Let's
Speaker 1: play it. Well, it's still going on. Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So this was but by the way, just to let
Speaker 1: the audience know what the hell is going on here.
Speaker 1: These clips were loaded on this sound page about a
Speaker 1: month and a half ago and we just forgot I
Speaker 1: forgot about them. So so we're bringing them back now
Speaker 1: and we have we don't even know our own sound
Speaker 1: or clip. The clip was really low. I hope you
Speaker 1: can make that louder when when when you post it?
Speaker 1: So um, this guy is a DJ on a rock station.
Speaker 1: I think his name is Doug. It doesn't matter, don't
Speaker 1: tweet me. And so he did this promo right he's
Speaker 1: promoting another channel on satellite radio and he's talking about
Speaker 1: something going on in the country. See if you could
Speaker 1: tell me what he's talking about. Well, it's still going on.
Speaker 1: I was hoping it would be long gone by now.
Speaker 1: But Channel one is giving out the latest information because
Speaker 1: it keeps changing, and what is and isn't safe keeps changing,
Speaker 1: and what we need to do and how to protect
Speaker 1: ourselves as you bloody well know so on channel here,
Speaker 1: on Serious XM, it continues talk with actual experts and
Speaker 1: doctors and people who can help you through it, people
Speaker 1: who do know what they're talking about, as opposed to
Speaker 1: high Joe and I have a pigeon ton Channel one
Speaker 1: and they've got a highlight what you can. Okay, Brody
Speaker 1: used into some shitty radio. Uh he spent forty eight
Speaker 1: seconds roughly and never said what he's talking about. But
Speaker 1: the thing is, we know what he's talking about, but
Speaker 1: he's what he did. It's still going on. Find out
Speaker 1: more about It's like, what the funk is still going
Speaker 1: on that possibly could be going on? Okay, okay, it's
Speaker 1: commercial every day. He's been a groundhog day for me
Speaker 1: the past five months. I understand that. But his job
Speaker 1: is to promote it. Right if if he did a commercial,
Speaker 1: Let's say he did an endorsement for for a product
Speaker 1: and he went, you know, you know, when you get hungry,
Speaker 1: you want it, and now it's got even more flavor.
Speaker 1: It's tasty and nutritious, and like that's what you think.
Speaker 1: You'd be a little picky here, let me here it again.
Speaker 1: Hold on, it's his job. He's got one job. He's
Speaker 1: gonna mention. So he's gotta say COVID, he's gotta say.
Speaker 1: He's gotta say COVID, coronavirus, the pandemic something. Well, it's
Speaker 1: still going on. I was hoping it would be long
Speaker 1: gone by now. Okay, by the way, right there, I
Speaker 1: know what he's talking about, don't And what is the
Speaker 1: one thing all of the world would hope that it's
Speaker 1: been long gone by now here I understand it. But
Speaker 1: he can be talking about herpes aids the he can't.
Speaker 1: There's only one thing on every motherfucker's mind listening to
Speaker 1: this podcast and everywhere from here to Siberia, and that is,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, is something going on in the in
Speaker 1: the world that I wish you would end. But it's
Speaker 1: not going through for a while. Listen again, Well it's
Speaker 1: still going on. I was hoping it would be long
Speaker 1: gone by now. But channel okay, right, that's all I
Speaker 1: need to know. He's talking about coronavirus. I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: if you okay, if you got paid. You do a
Speaker 1: lot of endorsements. Right, Let's say let's say you did
Speaker 1: Tito's vodka and your and your commercial was, uh vodka.
Speaker 1: Who this is the best vodka. It's got great taste,
Speaker 1: It's awesome. I've been drinking this voda forever. You guys
Speaker 1: know what vodka I'm talking about it, talking about all
Speaker 1: the time. But this vodka. But had that vodka affected
Speaker 1: the entire planet? No, so then of course i'd have
Speaker 1: to say Tito's vodka. This guy said it's been going on?
Speaker 1: What if he means racism? Racism has been going on?
Speaker 1: I wish racism was over. Ah, I lost you. Where'd
Speaker 1: you go? Brodie? Brodie? Brodie? Unplug his microphone? He's gone completely. Uh,
Speaker 1: I'm back. Sorry, Where did you go? And you gonna
Speaker 1: take a ship? No, the cable came out. I stepped
Speaker 1: on the cable. You knew it. I knew what. You
Speaker 1: got yourself in such a tizzy. Yeah, By the way,
Speaker 1: it was a lot more when you were gone. Thanks. Man.
Speaker 1: What I was saying was, what about racism? Racism has
Speaker 1: been going on forever? I wish that was gone. He
Speaker 1: could be talking about racism. No, no, no, no, no, no, listen,
Speaker 1: let the guy listen. Okay, I'm not letting them listen.
Speaker 1: Listen TRS the TRS luggage guy. That guy's an asshole.
Speaker 1: But as the radio professional, this guy was supposed to
Speaker 1: mention still going on. I was hoping it would be
Speaker 1: long gone by now. Ra I know, but but the
Speaker 1: pandemic is something that is a planetary issue. I know.
Speaker 1: But it was as if he didn't want to say it.
Speaker 1: It was as if he, Okay, I got a couple
Speaker 1: of things. Shaft. Oh oh, listen to this commercial. It's
Speaker 1: for a normal product. But you know he set this
Speaker 1: up to be dirty. You know, the guys who wrote
Speaker 1: the commercials the shaft with the biggest buzz this season,
Speaker 1: that's easy. It's MMT. That's Metal Mesh Technology, an entirely
Speaker 1: new line of iron shafts from he said. So he
Speaker 1: starts the commercial, what's the shaft with the most buzz
Speaker 1: this year? Come on, he's selling a golf club. But
Speaker 1: he's making it sound dirty. Of course he is. We're
Speaker 1: selling the podcast, and we make him sound dirty by
Speaker 1: the title. Every week, come on, way, by the way,
Speaker 1: scary is convinced guys, slices Lady he's convinced that hit
Speaker 1: when when we come up with a title that is
Speaker 1: um titilating, yeah, or or we use a dirty word
Speaker 1: in it, that you guys will apt to listen absolutely. However,
Speaker 1: if you listen in order, are you listening to every episode?
Speaker 1: But scary and I noticed the problem the last six
Speaker 1: episodes before this last one about the douche bags in
Speaker 1: the Elevator, which, by the way, another great title. It
Speaker 1: draws me in. It's not, but I want to know
Speaker 1: what's happening. Who is Dr douche Bag and why are
Speaker 1: the elevator idiots involved? The four episodes before that are
Speaker 1: all stuck around the exact same number of listens. We
Speaker 1: took a dip. We haven't made the top one hundred
Speaker 1: in a while. We know why we look we we
Speaker 1: I s I. I tweeted you guys. You all answered
Speaker 1: the same thing. It's the same thing. You're out of
Speaker 1: your route, right, and I've been telling you this off
Speaker 1: the air, Forety, Scary, shush. My point is I understand
Speaker 1: why the listens are all down right the last four,
Speaker 1: but last week's episode has twice as many listens as
Speaker 1: the four before it. Okay, go ahead, because people are
Speaker 1: starting to get back to their routine, right, and we
Speaker 1: were on the Big show was on vacation and they
Speaker 1: should have gone back to the one four weeks that
Speaker 1: they did not do that ob that That's my point.
Speaker 1: So does that mean we have a lot of new
Speaker 1: listeners who got the email from my heart that we
Speaker 1: had a new episode out? Is this all new people's
Speaker 1: discovering the podcast? If so, welcome aboard. If not, please
Speaker 1: listen in order. Please all right, we got we got
Speaker 1: on the clip. One more clip? Which one is this?
Speaker 1: This is Rick? Oh okay, this one you have to
Speaker 1: pay attention to. And it was just so a lot
Speaker 1: of times in radio they'll be production pieces, clips of
Speaker 1: audio and you you like, you know, like when you
Speaker 1: watch mt V t r L, the VJ isn't sitting
Speaker 1: there for for two hours and introducing the videos. They
Speaker 1: filmed all of the intros and outros in like an
Speaker 1: hour and go home. Oh my god, you just gave
Speaker 1: away the secret, right and then somebody put in the
Speaker 1: video and makes it look like they're talking in front
Speaker 1: of the video. That anymore? But what I'm saying, right,
Speaker 1: and when you hear countdown shows, do you think the
Speaker 1: DJ is sitting there when like Taylor Swift takes over
Speaker 1: a radio station. Do you think she's sitting there for
Speaker 1: four hours introducing the songs? But she went into a
Speaker 1: studio a month earlier, recorded all the intros, all the
Speaker 1: one liners, and somebody in production put it all together
Speaker 1: and started the music. Made it like American Top forty
Speaker 1: with Ryan Seacrest on Sunday Mornings, and they'll say like, hey, hey, celebrity,
Speaker 1: just go in there and go is that true Elvis right?
Speaker 1: Because they were told that that's what you say, because
Speaker 1: they know Elvis is gonna go that's right, Steve or whatever.
Speaker 1: So they they're doing their half of the script. So
Speaker 1: in this particular clip, there's a rock station on against
Speaker 1: Serious satellite radio, and they had a had They had
Speaker 1: a big, big they did some awful content. They had
Speaker 1: they had a big pretend concert last weekend or the
Speaker 1: weekend before. By the way, the reason I'm saying all
Speaker 1: this is because every single clip you've gotten has been
Speaker 1: from from Serious ex No, not not all of them,
Speaker 1: not all them, well okay, maybe some of them. Okay.
Speaker 1: So what they did was they had the DJs record
Speaker 1: a bunch of lines to make it sound like they
Speaker 1: were backstage in this big concert, and they had clips
Speaker 1: of people being interviewed backstage, and so they made it
Speaker 1: sound like these guys were interviewing them backstage, and then
Speaker 1: they played live performances. So if you listened, it was
Speaker 1: supposed to sound like a giant eight hour concert or
Speaker 1: whatever it was. Everybody was there for all eight hours,
Speaker 1: and everybody's waiting for their turn to talk. And whoever
Speaker 1: whoever wrote the script on this particular clip I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play screwed the DJ badly because they don't know Deaf
Speaker 1: Leppard very well. Right, So the drummer and Deaf Leopard
Speaker 1: is Rick and the lead singer is Joe. Okay, this
Speaker 1: guy backstage, he acts, well, you play the clip and
Speaker 1: I'll explain how we left up and then we'll play
Speaker 1: it again. Right now, Hey, Rick, do you have time
Speaker 1: for a quick one? Yeah, this is drumm. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: there goes the drummer Rick along with Joel. They're about
Speaker 1: to start, so we will just catch up with him. Okay.
Speaker 1: So so what you should know is Joe is the
Speaker 1: lead singer. Rick is the drummer. So he said, hey, Rick,
Speaker 1: you got a second, and he and and Joe says
Speaker 1: he is my drum but he hey, Rick, do you
Speaker 1: have time for a quick one? Yeah, this is drumma.
Speaker 1: So that's Joe talking saying he was talking about the
Speaker 1: drummer Rohd, but someone set him up to fail and
Speaker 1: said just record this. You're gonna say, hey Rick, you
Speaker 1: know whatever, and so he goes, hey Rick, and then
Speaker 1: Joe says, here's my drumma, which, by the way, is
Speaker 1: a horrible clip. It doesn't even make any sense. But
Speaker 1: that must have been the only clip they had backstage
Speaker 1: and a Deaf Leppard concert, So the whole thing just
Speaker 1: sounds like a avastate. But if you don't know the band,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, it's a good cluck. You gonna get
Speaker 1: some free dessert from this company. You gotta call them
Speaker 1: up and be liked. I'm not paying for the next
Speaker 1: six months. Fuck you, guys, I'm gonna say, guys. You
Speaker 1: guys are just it's one of those things where it's
Speaker 1: not the DJ's fault, but it's somebody's fault. That's all.
Speaker 1: That's all. Those are my clips for the day. Now
Speaker 1: tell me tell me again. First of all, hello, can
Speaker 1: you I'm here. I'm echoing don't forget I have whatever
Speaker 1: I teased already. You have to right right, right right.
Speaker 1: We had we had some some email from last week
Speaker 1: that we never got to and it was a couple
Speaker 1: of good things that came through. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you want to do that right here. If you want
Speaker 1: to talk about what you were you no know. Why
Speaker 1: don't you do the email and I'll talk about Lisa.
Speaker 1: I don't want to use the word. Um, I don't
Speaker 1: want to use the N word, the Nazi word, because
Speaker 1: it's just like grammar Nazi, like Koby Grammer Nazi. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't want to say. I don't want to
Speaker 1: call her Facebook Nazi. That would rude. I don't want
Speaker 1: to say. I'm gonna just say she's the Facebook general.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about hard But let's do the email, because, um,
Speaker 1: you know, I have unused jokes which that con wait
Speaker 1: till next week. But you go and play read the email.
Speaker 1: That changes like it's mail time, Welcome, You've got mail,
Speaker 1: the mail the mail bag is picked up. There Brodie
Speaker 1: Nice the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. You
Speaker 1: can always email us. Rebecca Simmons said, uh, actually wait,
Speaker 1: why is this signed Jorge Martinez on the header, but
Speaker 1: Rebecca Simmons or someone didn't change there. That's weird. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's another another email. Hey guys, sorry, this is a
Speaker 1: grammar related Two weeks ago, I got I got a
Speaker 1: new car and the salesman kept saying pin number and
Speaker 1: it was driving me crazy. Oh yeah, just like I
Speaker 1: see you. Yeah, I had something to say. I was
Speaker 1: very kind. After the third or fourth time, I said
Speaker 1: to him, listen, I don't want to be condescend, but
Speaker 1: I'm an English teacher, so I have to say something.
Speaker 1: You keep saying pin number, and that's redundant because the
Speaker 1: end stands for number. You're saying personal identification number number.
Speaker 1: He looked at me like I was sprouting a new head.
Speaker 1: I then had to tell him what all the letters
Speaker 1: stood for. As I talked about it about I gave
Speaker 1: the A t M machine reference again again at A
Speaker 1: T M and I did all of them. Then this
Speaker 1: morning I get an email about my car with PIN number. Really,
Speaker 1: the number stands for a number. You're still being redundant.
Speaker 1: I thought, pin number. They're looking for a pin number? Still,
Speaker 1: whatever is it? N I thought about you guys instantly,
Speaker 1: it should be Vin, but it's his pin anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: behind the episodes. As I was listening to number one,
Speaker 1: Proody mentioned how he said pin number. I laughed because
Speaker 1: I got the email the same day. I listened to
Speaker 1: the podcast long time listener, first time, reaching out as
Speaker 1: an e l A teacher. I love the grammar fair
Speaker 1: else and when you correct people. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: catch up on episodes, dying to hear what Brody thinks
Speaker 1: about irregardless. Yeah, I'm piste off about that. I'm angry
Speaker 1: about irregardless. Yeah, so uh once are. Jamie Lee Curtis
Speaker 1: tweeted out that she was devastated that the world is
Speaker 1: coming to an end that irregardless is now considered proper grammar,
Speaker 1: that it's acceptable, it should not be accepted. Well, where
Speaker 1: did it say that it's accepted? Is that something is
Speaker 1: an official Yeah, Mariam Webster went out of its way
Speaker 1: to say, no, no, it's you can use it interchangeably. No,
Speaker 1: you can't can Well, according to the history of the word,
Speaker 1: it was acceptable a hundred and fifty years ago, and
Speaker 1: it kind of got phased out and now it's considered
Speaker 1: passe and and and trash. But it is acceptable as
Speaker 1: a word. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna recognize it.
Speaker 1: I'm not It's like China. They don't recognize parts of
Speaker 1: their their their area as sovereign nations. And I am
Speaker 1: not recking nizing uh irregardless of the word. Well there, Rebecca,
Speaker 1: that's from Cleveland, and now we also have Orge. This
Speaker 1: is the orgy email. Wow, my phone just jumped emails
Speaker 1: in the middle of me pulling it up. What's up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boys, I am Jersey boy, not to be confused
Speaker 1: with the Jersey kid. It'll be like, it'll be nice
Speaker 1: to hear from let's say, you know. He goes on
Speaker 1: to say it'll be nice to hear from him again
Speaker 1: on an episode. Well, you're welcome. You just heard him,
Speaker 1: just to hear the jingle and soon after hang up
Speaker 1: on him. Not neither of those happened. He stayed on
Speaker 1: for a while, and I don't have the jingle. On
Speaker 1: the other hand, I'm with Scary about the pool Side episode.
Speaker 1: I think it would be an epic one. Brody, you
Speaker 1: should just get get an update, Scary, get an updated
Speaker 1: COVID test and feel comfortable about it. Once Brody gets
Speaker 1: his hot tub, which Brodie has a story about coming up.
Speaker 1: There should be a hot tub episode as well, with
Speaker 1: you guys in the hotea. Either By the way, the
Speaker 1: COVID test doesn't work because it takes three to five
Speaker 1: days on a good week, So I would have free
Speaker 1: to five days you stay in your house, right, and
Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen either way. Anyway, I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to the next episode, truck driver delivering food supplies to
Speaker 1: Italian restaurants and pizzerias. Listen to The Big Show Daily
Speaker 1: your it tuned into your podcast from episode zero. You
Speaker 1: guys entertain me on my routes, especially lately during these
Speaker 1: uncertain times. You guys have given me some sense of normalcy.
Speaker 1: Thank you alright, Slice for Life Jersey boy out, Thank you, Jorgey.
Speaker 1: Also feel free to pull up some tweets, Brodie, I
Speaker 1: know you you watch on here from Danielle. Uh Danny
Speaker 1: for the win. What a great name, he said, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that author Petis story is infuriating. It gets
Speaker 1: worse with each part of the conversation. That's right, You're
Speaker 1: absolutely correct, it did get worse. Uh No, I got
Speaker 1: a couple more more, Jeffrey, Um, I guess Jeffrey Lee,
Speaker 1: he's at laws. This is the worst. Okay, Danny for
Speaker 1: the Win is a great Twitter name. This guy's Twitter
Speaker 1: is at l o z t x o U L WHOA.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that means something to Jeffrey Lee. But if
Speaker 1: you have to tell someone your Twitter handle, that's annoying.
Speaker 1: But I love you anyway. Hey, I was just listening
Speaker 1: to the current podcast. I don't think you're a scumbag
Speaker 1: for keeping the remaining money from the dollar gift card.
Speaker 1: I would consider that as a service fee. That is
Speaker 1: in regards to the microphone I returned. You guys listen
Speaker 1: in order, so but you owe that money to Elvis
Speaker 1: because it Elvis brought you that met microphone as a gift,
Speaker 1: so that was his money. But okay, listen to the
Speaker 1: episode Judge for Yourself. Zachary Smith. Um, Wow, this guy
Speaker 1: is an asshole forever brody and scary in lower case.
Speaker 1: You love him, Zack here, don't worry. UH won't be
Speaker 1: offended if I don't hear this on the podcast. You
Speaker 1: guys are hilarious. I've been on and on and off
Speaker 1: listener of the Big Show since Brody. You got pulled
Speaker 1: over and you pulled out your dad's officer. I d
Speaker 1: card and I was dying when I heard this. So
Speaker 1: then I decided, So you said that on the big show.
Speaker 1: So then I decided to listen to the podcast. So
Speaker 1: but best decision I ever made. I drive an hour
Speaker 1: where more people like him. I drive an hour each
Speaker 1: way for work. Usually get through almost two episodes a
Speaker 1: day currently on episode. But I always listened to the
Speaker 1: newest one as soon as it comes out, and then
Speaker 1: I go back to where I left off. That's smart.
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that. I was always because it gives
Speaker 1: us more listens. Um. I was always timid about sending
Speaker 1: food back or complaining, But Brody has opened my world
Speaker 1: about it, even as not even I want my free dessert.
Speaker 1: I hope you guys do at least five hundred episodes
Speaker 1: always mentioned to you. Oh he always. He promotes us
Speaker 1: to his friends. Thank you, Sam Zachary Smith, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. You are a role model Slice because not
Speaker 1: only are you listening, but he's spreading the word like
Speaker 1: the COVID, well not like COVID, but you know, you're
Speaker 1: spreading the word to people, and you're you're we we
Speaker 1: need that, we need more of that in their life.
Speaker 1: All right, well, let me mention someone speaking of spreading.
Speaker 1: Jim Thomas on Instagram twin Dad, Jim, I like that name.
Speaker 1: He sent a picture of a hair salon in Goshen,
Speaker 1: New York, and the sign says I should post this
Speaker 1: on my Instagram. I'm trying to do it this week.
Speaker 1: Attention face mask required and as a cartoon like an
Speaker 1: animation of a man wearing a mask, but the mask
Speaker 1: is over the guy's mouth but not his nose. So
Speaker 1: that is a poster fail. That a post fail. So
Speaker 1: thank you Jim for that, and we have oh uh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it for me. Um uh. This is Annie Palladino.
Speaker 1: She says she sells sex boxes help by the Seashore.
Speaker 1: My name is Annie. Nice to meet you. First of all,
Speaker 1: my friend Lauren is a big fan of yours, and
Speaker 1: I would like to thank you for always making my
Speaker 1: friend happy. She's even considering a career in radio because
Speaker 1: of the work you do. Um, turn around and never
Speaker 1: look back. Do not do that. I am the founder
Speaker 1: of a company called Passion Box Movement. It is an education, contraception,
Speaker 1: pleasure product line focused on helping everyone feel more comfortable
Speaker 1: and safe having sex. I would like to have some education.
Speaker 1: Feel free to send product. I would love to possibly
Speaker 1: have sex with you on your show. Now I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I would love to possibly talk about my story on
Speaker 1: your show. Don't worry, we aren't super kinky people. I'm
Speaker 1: a college student trying to help people stay safe. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. That's with Gusto Annie. And then she
Speaker 1: leaves her website passion Box Movement dot com. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to check that out when we're done with this podcast.
Speaker 1: Was that a sponsor? Did they sponsor you? No? This
Speaker 1: first dude's first time. A hell of a commercial for them,
Speaker 1: and I don't see product. Everybody ways the free ship
Speaker 1: for us. Um, they just plugged her website. And by
Speaker 1: the way, I'm sure there are plugs on the website.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, um Oh, so Nikki had an instant
Speaker 1: scamboni uh this emails for Brody, specifically in reference to
Speaker 1: his Instagram topic a few weeks back. He mentioned that
Speaker 1: somebody on Instagram commented they wanted to collaborate with him
Speaker 1: by sending him a watch to model, despite Scary saying
Speaker 1: they probably don't want photos of wearing the watch at
Speaker 1: Anti N's with his kids. I did say that UM,
Speaker 1: I have had a similar experience and wanted to share.
Speaker 1: I have three little boys and I run an Instagram
Speaker 1: account for them where they model clothes. I work with
Speaker 1: some of the clothing brands by taking photos of my
Speaker 1: kids in their clothes, and in exchange, I get the
Speaker 1: clothes for heavily discounted or for free because I'm a photographer.
Speaker 1: Works out great. Started receiving the attached comments. These are
Speaker 1: only a few from the brands wanted me to promote. Okay,
Speaker 1: so there's the proof. Uh. First time I got the message,
Speaker 1: I figured why not? So I reached out and they
Speaker 1: basically told me for the first collaboration I would get
Speaker 1: the clothes off really and they gave me a code
Speaker 1: to use to buy the items. Turns out their items
Speaker 1: were over priced to begin with, and eight weeks later
Speaker 1: still had not received them and they were clearly coming
Speaker 1: from China. I reached out five to six times and
Speaker 1: threatened to file a PayPal dispute. They ignored me. Finally,
Speaker 1: one out of the three items arrives months later. Oh
Speaker 1: this is a mess and it smelled awful. I don't
Speaker 1: even want to put my kids in it. So this
Speaker 1: person gets free promotional clothing and then fell down a
Speaker 1: rabbit hole to say, oh, we'll give it to you
Speaker 1: for click on this link. So she signed she actually
Speaker 1: paid half price for these fucking clothes, but they were Scamboni.
Speaker 1: These are scammers and there I want to let your
Speaker 1: listeners and slices know that this exists more than you think. Uh,
Speaker 1: they use certain hashtags. In my case, I almost always
Speaker 1: get one popping up if I used a hashtag. Boy
Speaker 1: mom curious to know what hashtag Brody? Hashtags Brody used
Speaker 1: on this post. Okay, So anyway, UH wanted to say
Speaker 1: that this person is a Slice for Life you and
Speaker 1: that's Nicki Miller. So yeah, So don't fall for Scamboni's
Speaker 1: like that you don't click links in email and saying
Speaker 1: you know the latest one, Brody is, um, I will
Speaker 1: pay you three d fifty dollars to advertise Facebook click link.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, okay, you don't even know what I
Speaker 1: don't You don't tell me what your product is. Why
Speaker 1: you the way you're slipping into an accent as you
Speaker 1: tell that story, Well, they use it. It's choppy language.
Speaker 1: They don't use full sentences. They forget about pronouns. And
Speaker 1: they forget about what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I have a couple of voicemails I
Speaker 1: have to convert to get over to you at some
Speaker 1: point of people telling me like that I have audio
Speaker 1: of what you just said. Yeah, maybe next week. Quick
Speaker 1: one from Joe Dingo. Did we read Joe Dingo? I
Speaker 1: don't know his name. Maybe the Joe Dingo ate your baby.
Speaker 1: You may remember me from sharing your grand police photo
Speaker 1: of the restaurant in City Island that had the sign
Speaker 1: that's spelled Italian wrong. Yea, By the way, how awful.
Speaker 1: That's probably one of the biggest grammar fails ever. You
Speaker 1: own an Italian restaurant, you spell the fucking word Italian wrong. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I need some advice about an Amazon situation, Brodie and scary.
Speaker 1: I recently ran into this while ordering some something for
Speaker 1: myself and the package was supposed to be delivered Monday.
Speaker 1: The app said they tried to make the delivery, but
Speaker 1: something but something happened and they didn't drop it off.
Speaker 1: It's now Friday, no package. Contacted Amazon CS and they
Speaker 1: told me they can either replace the order or refund me,
Speaker 1: being that the item was only ten dollars. I asked
Speaker 1: for both a refund and a supervisor refund and replacement
Speaker 1: at no charge. They refused both. Speaking with the supervisor,
Speaker 1: they said, it's one or the other. So what do
Speaker 1: you do from here? I asked, with my free dessert,
Speaker 1: they didn't give it to me. Well, they didn't sell
Speaker 1: it right, because I never have a problem. Don't know
Speaker 1: if they were to wish you, wash you, or they
Speaker 1: didn't explain it. You have to lay it out. You
Speaker 1: have to explain. Listen, I needed this item for a
Speaker 1: certain thing. There was a gift. You guys after me.
Speaker 1: There needs to be context. It's not like, hey, you
Speaker 1: just ripped me off and I didn't get what I wanted.
Speaker 1: And it can't be like it can't be like, well,
Speaker 1: I ordered this and you didn't come. So on the
Speaker 1: free dessert part and the compassion comes. The emotion will
Speaker 1: come in when they when you start saying saying things right,
Speaker 1: I you a loss of time or money that you
Speaker 1: have to throw in there, or an embarrassment. It led
Speaker 1: to an embarrassing situation. I needed it right away, so
Speaker 1: I had to go to the store near my house
Speaker 1: to get it. I'd go to bed Beth and beyond whatever,
Speaker 1: right or yeah? Or I had to show up to
Speaker 1: my my cousin's graduation without the president right now? I
Speaker 1: I had and he laughed as I opened it up.
Speaker 1: And he opened it up. There's a piece of paper
Speaker 1: saying that of a picture of it because he didn't
Speaker 1: get there in time. When you start explaining that, it
Speaker 1: paints a better picture. And that explained the loss. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's you have to explain the loss. Two quick things
Speaker 1: from Jane Vic Janevik who used to send his pizza
Speaker 1: to the studio. But we're not in the studio, at
Speaker 1: least I'm not. He said. Uh, if you get a chance,
Speaker 1: listen to Speaking Volumes episode forty nine. This is Scary's
Speaker 1: other podcast with share Well, it said, forward to thirty
Speaker 1: seven and listens about two minutes, then hit the jingle.
Speaker 1: Scary is very good at what he does, very smooth.
Speaker 1: I know it's not the Brooklyn Boys, but I think
Speaker 1: it's funny. So apparently you slipped a sponsor in into
Speaker 1: your other podcast as well. Well, I'm not gonna say
Speaker 1: what it was because I don't want you to hit
Speaker 1: the jingle. That's correct, and one Valdivia just sent me
Speaker 1: a d m at uber facts, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say is not accurate. They put up a
Speaker 1: Met logo and said New York met fans are the
Speaker 1: worst spellers in baseball, with Cleveland Indians fans being the best,
Speaker 1: according to a study from grammar lely so fake news
Speaker 1: first of all. Uh then then he wrote you should
Speaker 1: have been there to take the survey to boost up
Speaker 1: your team. So I think he deliberately used the wrong
Speaker 1: your and the wrong there um as a joke. Um.
Speaker 1: But according to grammar Le, Mets fans have the worst grammar.
Speaker 1: So apparently they did not realize I was a Mets fan. Um.
Speaker 1: And also Rob Carran wants to call us out on
Speaker 1: a violation. He says, Hey, scary and Brodie scary first,
Speaker 1: only because Brody was the one that said the following.
Speaker 1: On the last podcast, number one thirty five, Brody said
Speaker 1: that you that you offered listeners to promote a product
Speaker 1: or business during the summer and no one hit you
Speaker 1: guys up about it. I hit you guys up about
Speaker 1: it and didn't get a response. Violation on you guys
Speaker 1: for saying no one contacted you about it when you
Speaker 1: even read my email about it. An episode one thirty four.
Speaker 1: It was regarding Angie's party creations. My wife's creatives given
Speaker 1: given away free free promotion tag hit the jingle on myself.
Speaker 1: I loved all right, And then one line from Jamie
Speaker 1: fezzina Ketchup fries. Hey Brodie, my son got these Ketchup
Speaker 1: flavored fries potato sticks from Trader Joe's. I thought of
Speaker 1: you hashtag. I've had them there all right. They're Ketchup flavored. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they are spud crunches had hinds potato chips like from
Speaker 1: the from the original. Do we like that? All right?
Speaker 1: Can I talk to you about this this question on Facebook? Okay,
Speaker 1: So this woman is in a is in a um,
Speaker 1: she's in a she's in a Brooklyn group I belong to.
Speaker 1: She's from our old area. Okay. So she puts up
Speaker 1: a trivia question or a riddle. She puts up a
Speaker 1: riddle and she says, um, you know, only put up
Speaker 1: you know, don't give away the joke. But it's a riddle, right.
Speaker 1: She wants people to guess and answer the question. So
Speaker 1: the question is listen, listen carefully. If it takes a
Speaker 1: day and a half to dig a hole and a
Speaker 1: half and a day for a hole? How long does
Speaker 1: it take to dig a half a hole? And she
Speaker 1: wrote answer only? Okay, okay, so what's the answer? Repeat
Speaker 1: it one more time. If it takes a day and
Speaker 1: a half to dig a hole and a half, right,
Speaker 1: and a day for a hole hole, how long does
Speaker 1: it take to dig half a hole? Half a day? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's your answer? Well, I mean that would that That's
Speaker 1: where it's leading me. It wants me, whoever wrote this
Speaker 1: wants me to say half a day, whether that's wrong
Speaker 1: or a trick question? Half a hold on answered leave
Speaker 1: it alone. So at the bottom of that she wrote
Speaker 1: answer only. So the answer to that riddle is that
Speaker 1: it is impossible half because the second you dig a hole,
Speaker 1: it's a hole, right, the second you you you take
Speaker 1: one scooper and get I answered, and I wrote, you
Speaker 1: can't dig a half hall, it's a whole, right, that's
Speaker 1: my answer. She deleted it and then sent me a
Speaker 1: note saying, please don't rule riddle. Only answers are acceptable.
Speaker 1: So I wrote back, and I said, but that's my answer.
Speaker 1: Any other answer is a wrong answer. So so it
Speaker 1: was people saying a third of a day. Uh, two
Speaker 1: fifths of a day? They were all guessing. You know,
Speaker 1: how long have a day? It depends on how big
Speaker 1: the shovel is. Like, people were like the worst answers.
Speaker 1: The answer is you can't dig a half hole? Right?
Speaker 1: Why did she keep deleting you? Though? So she deleted
Speaker 1: me and reprimanded me and said, I gave away the riddle.
Speaker 1: So I wrote back, and I said, give it away?
Speaker 1: How can you answer the riddle if the answer to
Speaker 1: the riddle is giving away the joke of the riddle,
Speaker 1: So that's my answer. My answer is the correct answer.
Speaker 1: She was mad at me for ruining the joke. But
Speaker 1: the joke was a riddle, and the answer to the
Speaker 1: riddle is to say you can't take a heaf all.
Speaker 1: So I asked her, how is I supposed to answer?
Speaker 1: Doesn't want the right answer, She wants everyone to look
Speaker 1: like fools all day behind the correct responses. Only answer
Speaker 1: with wrong answers, so I said, so, So I said
Speaker 1: to her. She wrote that back She said, only one
Speaker 1: only answer the wrong answers. I said, how would I
Speaker 1: know and answers wrong unless I was told it was wrong.
Speaker 1: Everyone guessing thinks they're right. I guess what I thought
Speaker 1: was right? So why do you associate with these people
Speaker 1: who are there of Brooklyn Facebook page? Of course it
Speaker 1: was Facebook page. Okay, so he is, So here's what happened.
Speaker 1: Here's what happened. Next. She must have checked out my
Speaker 1: Facebook page. Now you know how those you have those
Speaker 1: nine pictures your favorite pictures of worse, Facebook does not
Speaker 1: allow you. That was the top friends. There's a featured
Speaker 1: photos on your Facebook page. You can put up your
Speaker 1: favorite nine picture. I think it's nine. You know I
Speaker 1: never did that. Well, here's what I didn't know, and
Speaker 1: people complain about They complain about it. You can't make
Speaker 1: those private. You can't make them friends only or only
Speaker 1: my high school friends. You can't their public. So if
Speaker 1: I interact with people on social media, they could see
Speaker 1: the n They could see those pictures. That's why. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she checked out who I was, right, based on
Speaker 1: the fact I must have been annoying her. She liked
Speaker 1: all nine of my pictures, then sent me into another director.
Speaker 1: After reprimanding me, she sent me to MC message, could
Speaker 1: you explain, um, how you meet so many celebrities? Oh god, okay,
Speaker 1: she doesn't know who you are? Well, right, does she doesn't.
Speaker 1: She knew you from Facebook? She got you want to
Speaker 1: pitch you knew who I was? I never said, you know,
Speaker 1: by the way, half of my pictures with celebrities, some
Speaker 1: of them are in front of the Elvis Durant wall
Speaker 1: logo in the in the featured nine and and did
Speaker 1: she think that you got up you broke into the
Speaker 1: studio of the Elvis Duranto nine times, because you're on
Speaker 1: some of my pictures, know some one of my pictures
Speaker 1: is with Queen at the rock station. The point is,
Speaker 1: then she sent me a friend request. Of course, who
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to know somebody that's called social climbing, right, friend?
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna sometime I want to know somebody who
Speaker 1: meets celebrities. I'm gonna I'm gonna friend them. Right. So
Speaker 1: I was the annoying guy, but now she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: can I be a friend on Facebook? Of course she does.
Speaker 1: You're much more interesting than these other assholes that she
Speaker 1: deals with every day. Answer to that riddle, Lisa, is no,
Speaker 1: but don't write it. That's right, that's right, don't ruin.
Speaker 1: At least, I don't want to say. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: tell you know because I don't want to ruin if
Speaker 1: everybody else scary and rody? Oh my god? Um should I?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should reveal what I'm taking
Speaker 1: up a new hobby, but I'm not ready to talk
Speaker 1: about it yet. Okay, we're just gonna tease it right there,
Speaker 1: because you make no, you're you're you're gonna laugh at me.
Speaker 1: You are going to laugh at me. But I'm already
Speaker 1: gonna say, go fund yourself because because you're gonna not,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be able to picture me taking up
Speaker 1: this hobby. And that's all I'm gonna say on that. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll get back to that. Must be it must be
Speaker 1: sports something. No. Can I fit a peloton in my apartment?
Speaker 1: No one? No? You know? Did we talk Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I used a lot of stuff on the Big Show?
Speaker 1: Um did I talk about? Do we talk about the
Speaker 1: the Frank Sinatra has eaten here? Thing we've maybe? I said,
Speaker 1: I can't remember Frank Sinatra has eating here? Okay, Every
Speaker 1: restaurant in hobo Can lays claim to Frank Sinatra, even
Speaker 1: of course, because he was born in Hoboken. All Blue Eyes.
Speaker 1: There's a shrine to him there. But I have to
Speaker 1: say one thing, okay, and you might have this kind
Speaker 1: of thing, this kind of vibe going on in your
Speaker 1: town too, with is a local celebrity that might have
Speaker 1: died a century ago or like some famous person whatever,
Speaker 1: they didn't eat their Okay, just because a place is
Speaker 1: just because a person is born in a certain city, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: the person dies and there's no proof, there's no visual proof.
Speaker 1: But oh this person, oh that we used to he
Speaker 1: used to play baseball on this field right here. But
Speaker 1: a lot of places will be taking advantage of it.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, yeah, don't you know this was Doris
Speaker 1: Day's favorite pizzeria. This was you know what what does
Speaker 1: that mean? Though? Like when you go into like like pizza,
Speaker 1: like pizza places in our neighborhood, they would put up
Speaker 1: headshots of celebrities. Yes, John give like John Travolta, not
Speaker 1: that one, Okay he did though he ate. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the back in the day before the Internet, where
Speaker 1: you just get any picture you want. You would go
Speaker 1: to like flea markets or um bazaars, and it'd be
Speaker 1: people selling eight by ten glosses of headshots like celebrity pictures. Right,
Speaker 1: you'd buy them like oh my god, here's a picture
Speaker 1: of like this this hot girl or this famous actor
Speaker 1: or whatever. Then you'd buy it because you put it
Speaker 1: on your wall. But restaurants would buy them and put
Speaker 1: them up on the wall. They would and give you
Speaker 1: the impression that al Pacino ate in that restaurant, or
Speaker 1: they would like sign it. I love the steak al
Speaker 1: And you don't know if that's al signature or not
Speaker 1: al Pacino ate here. And by the way, even if
Speaker 1: al Pacino did eat there, who's to say that he
Speaker 1: has good taste and food he right, right? He could
Speaker 1: have hated it, or maybe he doesn't have any fucking
Speaker 1: taste buds and everything is tasteless to him, So you
Speaker 1: don't know. That doesn't make your food anybod. But like,
Speaker 1: if it goes to a steakhouse doesn't mean it's good.
Speaker 1: It's scary. Jones drinks bottled water doesn't mean it's good.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, look out for the local
Speaker 1: celebrity in your town who grew up there, and it's
Speaker 1: long gone, and there's no proof if that person really
Speaker 1: did eat there or frequent there. And by the way,
Speaker 1: even if they did, what difference would it matter anyway?
Speaker 1: Unless it was me unless it was me and scary,
Speaker 1: and that's probably correct. Um. If it like if we ate,
Speaker 1: we ate in a lot of the same places. I
Speaker 1: worked at Roland Roaster, but there's not sign up, that
Speaker 1: says David Birdie from the Alvas Straight Morning Show worked here.
Speaker 1: There's no sign there. They should be, you'd think, you know, Um,
Speaker 1: can we talk about um? Speaking of locations, I teased
Speaker 1: this before. UM, when do you remember a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago there was it was like spring break. Everybody
Speaker 1: went to that lake in Wisconsin was I think it
Speaker 1: was Wisconsin and it was in St. Louis, Louis peoples
Speaker 1: for the week weekend right, and so everybody there was like, well,
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna get sick. No one had masks. They were like,
Speaker 1: oh that it's not locals, not the locals. It's all
Speaker 1: the people from that other place. They all came here.
Speaker 1: And every time you see on the news, like if
Speaker 1: you watch cable news, then they show places from around
Speaker 1: the country because your local news, local news the same thing.
Speaker 1: Whatever the problem is, they'll show a crowd of people.
Speaker 1: Some of them go oh yeah, these aren't the local people.
Speaker 1: We we follow the rules. These are tursts. These are
Speaker 1: people that can't. We don't know who these people are.
Speaker 1: They come to our town, they come to our island,
Speaker 1: they come our village, and they hang out and they leave,
Speaker 1: and it's not us. It's not us. Right, So this
Speaker 1: week in New York, I'm calling bullshit on that. I'm
Speaker 1: calling a hundred percent bullshit. This week in New York,
Speaker 1: two bars in a story of Queens. Would you say
Speaker 1: a story of Queens is a people are flying to
Speaker 1: America to go visit a Storia. No, well, I mean
Speaker 1: it is. The story is notorious for having a very
Speaker 1: high hily Greek population, and so so the Greeks from
Speaker 1: America basically lived there. Yeah, I know, and it's a
Speaker 1: it's a nice area. No, no, no, no, no. So
Speaker 1: two bars in Astoria lost their lookal licenses for having
Speaker 1: massive crowds of non socially distant, non masking uh twenty
Speaker 1: thirtysomething's hanging outside the bars, against the rules, breaking the rules.
Speaker 1: So we talked about it on the show on and
Speaker 1: people are texting in those weren't people from Astoria? Those
Speaker 1: weren't people. Okay, First of all, when everybody says that,
Speaker 1: how do you know, how do you know, are you
Speaker 1: on the street taking a poll that the seventy fifty
Speaker 1: people drinking outside those bars, you know they're not from Historia, Queens.
Speaker 1: You know, for that wasn't our people. The people on
Speaker 1: my block wouldn't do that. Okay, So maybe they were
Speaker 1: from Corre. They came five minutes away with the Corona.
Speaker 1: That's perfect, right by Corona, by the way, Queens, that's
Speaker 1: why I said it, right, But they're not coming from
Speaker 1: Manhattan to go to bars in Astoria. They're not driving
Speaker 1: in from Long Island. They're not coming in from Jersey.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Astoria. Well, it's not the hot spot
Speaker 1: if if if um there. We had a situation um
Speaker 1: where people at the Jersey Shore. Yeah, oh my god, Prudy,
Speaker 1: the people, the people, they were overcrowding a couple of
Speaker 1: bars and clubs. And I could tell you that those
Speaker 1: people are not from there. There from North Jersey. They are.
Speaker 1: So but that's easy. The Jersey Shore is a major
Speaker 1: tourist hub that you're seeing. You're seeing non tourist places.
Speaker 1: You're saying places that are places that are like like
Speaker 1: neighborhood haunts, neighborhood places. Left us again, by the way,
Speaker 1: not how quiet it is? Now, Okay, you're back all right, dude. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's an upgrade of a mic. Shut up you have there. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I did it again. I'm getting restless and I kicked
Speaker 1: the wire again. So you were saying sorry, Yeah. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying is yeah, So what what you're trying to
Speaker 1: say is that it's it's the neighborhood. It's when it's
Speaker 1: people go to a neighborhood place, it's very neighborhood. Either
Speaker 1: it's not it's you, it's your people. You want to say,
Speaker 1: like a third of them maybe, but there was it
Speaker 1: wasn't it was it was all tourists. It wasn't it
Speaker 1: was nobody from here. We're playing? Are we playing? By
Speaker 1: the way, are we playing with? What grinds my gears?
Speaker 1: Because because I got I got something for you, well
Speaker 1: that grinds my gears. I got another thing that grinds
Speaker 1: go first, laundry list. But I got a laundry list. Um.
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks on the Big Show, I talked
Speaker 1: about displeasure for the new Jersey Motor Vehicle Services, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, here we are now three four weeks
Speaker 1: in after they just reopened to the public. After four
Speaker 1: and a half months, and they still do not have
Speaker 1: their ship together. Okay, they don't. You get there after
Speaker 1: nine o'clock in the morning, it's already sold out for
Speaker 1: the day. I think they finally have a system in
Speaker 1: place where you can take a number and come back later.
Speaker 1: In the beginning, it wasn't like that. It was just
Speaker 1: lines and lines and lines of people all having different
Speaker 1: services need to be taken care of. But my wife
Speaker 1: and kid got there at five in the morning and
Speaker 1: waited almost six hours in the rain, and right, and
Speaker 1: if you don't go at that hour, you're fucked. Five
Speaker 1: in the morning and right. So, but now the only
Speaker 1: thing they have under control is the fact that they
Speaker 1: give out numbers and if you don't come within the
Speaker 1: first ten minutes, you're fucked. And then you don't get
Speaker 1: a number if you don't come in the first ten minutes.
Speaker 1: We gave you a website a few minutes ago where
Speaker 1: you could absolutely information on how to do it, guys,
Speaker 1: you can, so okay, So that's it. I And by
Speaker 1: the way, I don't know what the hell they did
Speaker 1: to step in here. I don't know if if if
Speaker 1: the government is really taken care of but it's really
Speaker 1: disgusting what's happening at motor vehicle in New Jersey. I'm
Speaker 1: sure other states are experiencing it too. But when that aside, Okay,
Speaker 1: when you start making comments like that, people always say
Speaker 1: with motor vehicle, ah, you should know you should go
Speaker 1: to the one in this town that's like a rural town.
Speaker 1: You should go to the one there. You should go
Speaker 1: to the one here, try this one, try that one,
Speaker 1: and and I gotta tell you, yes, under normal circumstances,
Speaker 1: in normal times, I am a smart guy. I've I
Speaker 1: know that I'm not going to the Jersey City or
Speaker 1: Bay owned motor vehicle because it's concentrated with all these people.
Speaker 1: I'm making the hour trip to Flemington, New Jersey, which
Speaker 1: is a rural, more rural part of Jersey. Or I'm
Speaker 1: going up to Oakland, New Jersey, where less people. I
Speaker 1: do that. I do that by nature. I know I
Speaker 1: have these sensibilities. Okay, Now, don't you think that on
Speaker 1: the first time that they that, on that first day
Speaker 1: when this was going on, that I tried those tactics
Speaker 1: and it bit me in the ass, of course, But
Speaker 1: people texted in after I told that story of my displeasure,
Speaker 1: and they were like, you should try the one, and
Speaker 1: then they they tried all that you should try the
Speaker 1: one over here, you should try the one over there.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, listen, motherfucker's have you in the past
Speaker 1: two weeks when they reopened. Have you driven past there
Speaker 1: yourself and seen for yourself that there's no line? No,
Speaker 1: you have not. They're just they're just going by the
Speaker 1: muscle memory of like the good times, like you should.
Speaker 1: They're throwing these blankets. You should visit the motor vehicle
Speaker 1: over here, but it's on a small street. Nobody goes there, right,
Speaker 1: but but but right, They'll say that, and they'll continue
Speaker 1: to say it, even though I just explained to you
Speaker 1: that every motherfucking motor vehicle in the state of New
Speaker 1: Jersey twelve hour weights. But so but they but they
Speaker 1: felt the need. Did you tell Scary to go to
Speaker 1: the motor vehicle in And then I wrote back to
Speaker 1: them and I'm like, I'm like, are you witnessed to this?
Speaker 1: Are you driving by their right now? And there's no line?
Speaker 1: Can you can you confirm right now? Because I'll be
Speaker 1: on my way if you're right, they go by, They're
Speaker 1: just going by hearsay or they're going by, you know,
Speaker 1: like like they're just throwing out these but but to me,
Speaker 1: they're like they're giving you solutions to things that they
Speaker 1: don't know if it's true or not because they haven't
Speaker 1: checked it out themselves. Right, Oh, I got I drive
Speaker 1: by there all the time. That's what have you driven
Speaker 1: by there in the past two weeks? Remember, right, you idiots?
Speaker 1: Like I'm not gonna go on a wild goose chase
Speaker 1: driving two three hours again of course the state of
Speaker 1: New Jersey, only to find out the way it is
Speaker 1: still ten minutes there as it is in the one
Speaker 1: in fucking in in ce Caucus. Sorry, these are all
Speaker 1: Jerseys Jersey towns. But yes, but I'm not going down
Speaker 1: the Jersey shore because uh Sarah wrote in and said,
Speaker 1: I heard Scary's hardship about the two hour way to
Speaker 1: the eight hour way. You should really go to the
Speaker 1: one down in Ocean Township because there's never any or
Speaker 1: Atlantic City or Cape may because nobody's ever there. I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: but there is now, I guarantee you there is. This
Speaker 1: is a state wide problem. Don't give bad advice if
Speaker 1: you don't know for sure and you cannot confirm. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sounding like you. That's fine. I felt I felt
Speaker 1: like I felt like the Jersey kid after I blew
Speaker 1: my wad. And now I'm relaxed. And now here's something
Speaker 1: that just came up on my phone that bothers me.
Speaker 1: I posted a picture of six New York Mets face masks.
Speaker 1: I am as as are you scared? We are both
Speaker 1: crazy Met fans, even though they wouldn't let us into
Speaker 1: the stadium tonight. By the way, I have a cardboard
Speaker 1: cutout of myself somewhere in the stadium today as of tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited about that. Um So, I posted a
Speaker 1: picture of the six masks, and I know people were
Speaker 1: gonna ask me who are Mets fans? Or who want
Speaker 1: a baseball mask? Where I got them? So in the
Speaker 1: description I give the company that made three on the left,
Speaker 1: and I say the three on the right where I
Speaker 1: got those? Those are awesome? Where did you get those?
Speaker 1: That's the that's the comment. It's right there. It's it's
Speaker 1: a description. People are descriptions. They don't recaptions. They just
Speaker 1: look at pictures. Look at the pretty picture. All right.
Speaker 1: I need you to help me with this. This one.
Speaker 1: By the way, I was serious. I was serious. I
Speaker 1: did pay eighty six dollars for a cardboard cut out,
Speaker 1: and that's in tribute to the eight six match the
Speaker 1: last time. And by the way, by the way, if
Speaker 1: you go to Mets dot com, you can get yours
Speaker 1: and it's all go goes to COVID Research, which is
Speaker 1: kind of a cool thing. So now you get cardboard
Speaker 1: cutouts of your face in the stands Now. I was
Speaker 1: trying so hard, and I don't know if it happened.
Speaker 1: I tried to have mine moved up, because they place
Speaker 1: you arbitrarily. So I was trying to get one of
Speaker 1: the guys that we know to be like trying to
Speaker 1: smooth the way they put us behind home plate. I'm like,
Speaker 1: Scary once his cardboard cut up behind home You would
Speaker 1: have done that in real life if I showed up,
Speaker 1: I want my cardboard cut out behind home plate in
Speaker 1: the lens of the camera. Come, by the way, Scary,
Speaker 1: can you post the picture I sent you? Here's the
Speaker 1: funny part. Oh, this is hilarious. When they were exhibition. Okay,
Speaker 1: so when Scary and I go to the games and
Speaker 1: we sit behind home plate, we're very fortunate um. Especially
Speaker 1: during the postseason, we sat behind home plate in the
Speaker 1: same seats every game, be cause the people that own
Speaker 1: the seats are big, corporate rich guys and they don't
Speaker 1: go to the games. They just own the seats, okay,
Speaker 1: And so um we would sit in the same seat,
Speaker 1: and you guys would see us at the game going, hey,
Speaker 1: wave to the camera, hold up two fingers or whatever,
Speaker 1: and we had fun with you guys. Well. Earlier in
Speaker 1: the week, the Mets played the Yankees in an exhibition
Speaker 1: game at City Field with the Mets field with the
Speaker 1: Mets play, and behind home plate there were cardboard cutouts
Speaker 1: of fans that had paid the eighties six dollars before
Speaker 1: scary did and right, and I had not gotten I
Speaker 1: had not paid yet. Let's that's the very clear point
Speaker 1: of this story is I had not gotten mind yet,
Speaker 1: I had not ordered it, and nor did I really
Speaker 1: even know about it. Right. And so the location of
Speaker 1: the seats if you're watching the game is in the
Speaker 1: top left of the screen, right by where the scoreboard
Speaker 1: they put up that little like tells you what the
Speaker 1: ending and the score the little graphic And if you
Speaker 1: watch one network the Mets are on, you just to
Speaker 1: buck our heads. It would cut our heads off and
Speaker 1: maybe you could see our shirts. And another network, I
Speaker 1: think Fox five New York, Fox the Fox channel when
Speaker 1: they had the games for the postseason there there little
Speaker 1: scoreboard was shaped differently you could see us. And so
Speaker 1: I was watching the Mets network s N Y and
Speaker 1: of there's a cardboard cutout right next to the scoreboard
Speaker 1: in the seat on the right, and the seat on
Speaker 1: the left was blocked. It was blocked by the scoreboard.
Speaker 1: When when we would go to the games, Scary would
Speaker 1: always sit on the aisle on the right and I
Speaker 1: would sit to his right, but looking on television to
Speaker 1: the left. So in those seats is a cardboard cutout
Speaker 1: of a guy who looks a hundred and fift. It's scary,
Speaker 1: like it's scary. It was so much. It was so
Speaker 1: scary that that two people tweeted at me with the
Speaker 1: screenshot said, Scary, I see your cardboard cut out of
Speaker 1: my seat and they circle it, and I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: not right, that's not so. I was pretending in my
Speaker 1: mind that I was my cardboard cutout was sitting next
Speaker 1: to him behind the scoreboard. Because you believed that that
Speaker 1: was me you don't think, I said, Scary, how did
Speaker 1: you do that? He said, I didn't do that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're full of crap. That's you. It's it's you. And
Speaker 1: I said, I never posed that way. That's not my picture.
Speaker 1: It's a guy who looks like me. And You're like, no,
Speaker 1: it's you. And I'm in the seat next to you
Speaker 1: until until Scary said, well, I'm gonna put on they
Speaker 1: S network because the Mets were playing the Yankees. The
Speaker 1: Yes network is the Yankees network, and the and the
Speaker 1: graphic of the scoreboard does not block those seats next
Speaker 1: to me, right, And so there's a little kid sitting
Speaker 1: next to Scary. So I knew it wasn't scary because
Speaker 1: he would never go to a baseball game with a kid, right,
Speaker 1: And it wasn't. It was no parent would let him
Speaker 1: sit next to a kid. It was not exactly. But
Speaker 1: it's very funny that it looked the guy looked like me,
Speaker 1: and it was that seat, which is crazy. So anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, we gotta get out of here. Scary, I
Speaker 1: didn't tell the hot tub story. People would get mad
Speaker 1: at me, all right, so then tell the hot tub story.
Speaker 1: We'll get out of here. I'll tell you what. I
Speaker 1: have a long hot tup story and a short one.
Speaker 1: Let me give you the short one I got. I'll
Speaker 1: give you the long hot tub story episode seven. That's
Speaker 1: a promise, Okay, let me give you the short hot
Speaker 1: tub story. We got a hot tub. We waited a
Speaker 1: long time for it, and yesterday it got installed by
Speaker 1: the electrician, which takes a lot. It took like three
Speaker 1: hours and they set it up. We filled it with water,
Speaker 1: had the pump going great, so on top of my
Speaker 1: and my family hadn't come home yet, so it's just
Speaker 1: me with the hot tub. On top of the hot tub.
Speaker 1: I read the instruction manual. There are black knobs with
Speaker 1: like a dial on top, okay, and you turn the
Speaker 1: dial and and that increases the power of the jets
Speaker 1: in the seat that you're sitting in. So let's say
Speaker 1: you're sitting alone in the hot tub and you want
Speaker 1: all the jet power to be where you're sitting. You
Speaker 1: can turn the dial and it knows that you're sitting there,
Speaker 1: and it diverts all the jet power to where you're sitting.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? So I tested out the one
Speaker 1: seat to the right side of the little, little little
Speaker 1: insignificant waterfall thing that they have. It's not it's not
Speaker 1: the greatest hot top. It's just it's a it's a
Speaker 1: hot tub, and um, and we financed it. Okay. So
Speaker 1: I then set another seat, and I noticed the dial
Speaker 1: wasn't working. So I looked at the owner's manual and said,
Speaker 1: if it's not working, unscrew the dial. It's possible it's
Speaker 1: not sitting right because the dial is underneath it is
Speaker 1: a white tube that clicks into the hot tub, and
Speaker 1: that bottom piece turns the valve inside the cabinet that
Speaker 1: diverts the water. So I had to unscrew it. I did.
Speaker 1: I saw it wasn't perfectly screwed in. I screwed it
Speaker 1: back in. No problem, it's working fine now, okay. Uh.
Speaker 1: About four hours later last night, I want to stay.
Speaker 1: Around eight thirty nine o'clock, my wife and kids come
Speaker 1: home and they say, hey, we want to get in
Speaker 1: the hot tub. I said, you know what, the chemicals
Speaker 1: haven't taken effect yet. You're not really supposed to get in,
Speaker 1: and we're not. We're just gonna get it for fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: just as we can say we got the hot tub.
Speaker 1: We waited four months for the hot tub. Let me,
Speaker 1: let's just get in it said okay. So they getting
Speaker 1: the hot tub and my wife sits in one of
Speaker 1: the seats I hadn't sat in in the hot tub,
Speaker 1: and she says, the jets don't feel very powerful. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you just gotta turn this black dial. Now, in the
Speaker 1: owner's manual it talks about the dials, and it talks
Speaker 1: about diverters. The diverters do something else, doesn't really matter,
Speaker 1: but they look the same. Now, keep in mind, it
Speaker 1: was at night, and even though I had the lights
Speaker 1: on in the backyard, it was still a little dark.
Speaker 1: On the deck. It wasn't completely well lit. So I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you just have to turn the dial and it makes
Speaker 1: the jets work harder. Just oh, can you do that
Speaker 1: for me? I said sure, and I turned the dial.
Speaker 1: And I guess I turned the base of the dial
Speaker 1: more than I should have. And that wasn't a jet adjuster.
Speaker 1: What was it? Well, as soon as I loosened it
Speaker 1: a little, it shoots up in the air from water pressure,
Speaker 1: right like a fountain, and then the water suddenly stops
Speaker 1: shooting out of the whole. I notice this particular thing
Speaker 1: doesn't have a white piece under it like the other
Speaker 1: one did. And then about a second or two later,
Speaker 1: it seemed like it was quicker, but it was about
Speaker 1: a second or two I hear inside the cabinet of
Speaker 1: the hot tub, and then I see water pouring out
Speaker 1: of every every seam in the cabinet case and the
Speaker 1: and the water level of the hot tub is draining
Speaker 1: very quickly, and my family's going, what's going on? So
Speaker 1: it's bubbling and dropping in volume. The water is spraying
Speaker 1: all over me. Oh my god, I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: in a sitcom. It's like, can I turn it off?
Speaker 1: But there's nothing to turn off because I've removed the thing.
Speaker 1: So now the cabinet has six metal screws in it
Speaker 1: that whatever is leaking is behind this cabinet. So I
Speaker 1: run to the breaker. I turned the breaker off. I
Speaker 1: turned the pump off because the pump is shooting the
Speaker 1: water all over the inside of the cabinet, and I
Speaker 1: stopped it about halfway. So now it's like nine o'clock, right,
Speaker 1: I stuffed doing my work for the morning show, which
Speaker 1: takes me a couple hours. So at nine o'clock my
Speaker 1: wife goes, all right, we'll go back in the house.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. She's like, it wasn't mad, but I was like,
Speaker 1: they just wanted to sit in the hot tub. And
Speaker 1: I don't know what I've done, but I've ruined it.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I don't know what's wrong. I
Speaker 1: look in the hole to see what is no longer
Speaker 1: in the hole, and all I can see is tubes
Speaker 1: and cables and electrical But I can't see what came off.
Speaker 1: What to figure out why the water shooting? You damn right?
Speaker 1: So I text back the the my electrician, and I say, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I know it's It was nine thirty by the time
Speaker 1: I thought to call him. I said, hey, what do
Speaker 1: I do? I'm looking at the owner's manual, like, what
Speaker 1: do you do if you take the diverter off? Nothing?
Speaker 1: I'm looking on YouTube. Nothing. So I text him. I go,
Speaker 1: sorry to bother, you, can you swing by tomorrow and
Speaker 1: just open up the cabinet and just figure out what
Speaker 1: popped off? And he goes, yeah, now I'm in another
Speaker 1: part of New Jersey tomorrow. I can't do it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm screwed. So I start taking I'm like,
Speaker 1: let me look in the cabinet, let me see what
Speaker 1: I can do side the breakers off. I take my
Speaker 1: drill and I'm drilling out the screws and one of
Speaker 1: them strips immediately, like it just it eats up the
Speaker 1: Philip's Head and it's gone. I can't get the screw out,
Speaker 1: so I text the engine. I text the guy again, Hey, man,
Speaker 1: the screw strip. What do I do? He says, yeah,
Speaker 1: I noticed some of the screws were cheap, so we
Speaker 1: replaced some of them with better screws, but we didn't
Speaker 1: get all of them. Job, I've got a Philip's Head
Speaker 1: screw that is now basically a square. There's a box,
Speaker 1: a little box inside the screw. It's a hole. So
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm taping it. I'm trying to use
Speaker 1: a wrench, needle, nose, pliers, alan keys, unit. I can't
Speaker 1: get to screw out. And the cabinet cover is like
Speaker 1: it's off a little bit so I can look in,
Speaker 1: but I can't get it off. It took me, I
Speaker 1: want to say, an hour to figure out how to
Speaker 1: get the stripped screw out. When I finally did. At
Speaker 1: this point, it's like eleven o'clock. My family has gone
Speaker 1: to bed. I'm out there with with this water everywhere, uh,
Speaker 1: except in the hot tub. And then I opened it
Speaker 1: up and I see the hose that I can now
Speaker 1: put into the bottom of the hole, attach the black
Speaker 1: thing again, screw it together. It took me another forty
Speaker 1: minutes to put the thing back together and add the water.
Speaker 1: I couldn't go to sleep. I had to see if
Speaker 1: I fixed it. So I had to wait till it
Speaker 1: refilled with water. And then eventually, somewhere on midnight, I
Speaker 1: want to say, I went back outside and it was
Speaker 1: working again. So that was my night last night. So
Speaker 1: lesson learned. Don't turn anything on a thing you don't
Speaker 1: know how to use. I don't know, you might not
Speaker 1: be turning the right thing. In this case, it was
Speaker 1: a complete the wrong thing. I turned the wrong thing,
Speaker 1: so I now know the difference between the dial and
Speaker 1: the diverter. Yeah, I'll say lesson learned. So that was
Speaker 1: not the worst part of my week. And returned to
Speaker 1: the hot tub. Here's a tease I'll give you before
Speaker 1: we get out of here. One of the big problems
Speaker 1: I had with the delivery of the hot tub, Scary
Speaker 1: happened to be on the phone talking to me when
Speaker 1: it happened, and so he heard it all. Now he
Speaker 1: hud understands it's all real. This is my life, this
Speaker 1: really happens for me, has a permanent dark cloud over
Speaker 1: his head at all times. This guy, I swear to God,
Speaker 1: I mean, we'll go into it next week. I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let you know that that feel bad
Speaker 1: for Brody. Let's tell him the biggest pity party one day,
Speaker 1: because this man is stricken with the worst motherfucking luck
Speaker 1: I've ever seen anywhere. Now, Scary didn't mention it briefly
Speaker 1: on the fifteen minute morning show, but not exactly. We'll
Speaker 1: get into detail next week. It's quite the story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it has to do with the hot tub again.
Speaker 1: You know what, I didn't have a hot tub in
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