WEBVTT - #136: Greg T "The Jersey Kid" Returns

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<v Speaker 1>Start up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Boys. Data.

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<v Speaker 1>They're making noise data up. Episode one, it's the Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys Podcast. Hello America and all around the world, because

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<v Speaker 1>people listen everywhere? Do they do? They listen? We we

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<v Speaker 1>we have the back the back end um research. You

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<v Speaker 1>can see what countries listen. But who is listening to? What? Somebody?

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<v Speaker 1>And we're very popular in Germany. I saw that. Why

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<v Speaker 1>are we getting listens from there? Okay, A couple of reasons. One,

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<v Speaker 1>the Germans they love us. Who doesn't love Brooklyn. Second

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<v Speaker 1>of all, there are massive military bases around the world

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<v Speaker 1>where are fighting men and women are out there, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>defending us. And listening to the Brooklyn Boys. You think

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<v Speaker 1>inc that people are are flying halfway around the world

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<v Speaker 1>doing things important things like protecting our country and whatever

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing, and live there and they write and and

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<v Speaker 1>and and and we are a priority, Like you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go, I gotta know, I gotta hear what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on with those Brooklyn Boys? All right? But don't

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<v Speaker 1>you think if that's your life, if your life here

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<v Speaker 1>was listening to the Elvis Show or The Brooklyn Boys,

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<v Speaker 1>or or watching TV, you know, some show you like

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna continue doing it there. It's a bit of America,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a bit of home. And who sounds more who

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<v Speaker 1>sounds more like America than us? Well, let me rephrase that,

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<v Speaker 1>like more like Brooklyn and some parts of New York

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<v Speaker 1>than us. Don't sound like America, we don't. We know

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<v Speaker 1>we don't sound like Marca. That we don't. I sound

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<v Speaker 1>like we sound like Merca. Now I don't think that's

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<v Speaker 1>the case. We sound like Brooklyn. I know some people

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<v Speaker 1>would say that we don't sound like Brooklyn. That we

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<v Speaker 1>know there are people from Brooklyn. I don't think we

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<v Speaker 1>sound like Brooklyn because we've toned down the accent and

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<v Speaker 1>some and I never really had the Brooklyn accent like this,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's there. If I get mad, I sound, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we sound like Brooklyn to people from you know, Oklahoma. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>we do not sound like we're from Oklahoma. No, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>we sound like we're from Brooklyn to p from Oklahoma, Yo. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah we we we won't sound like their region. I

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<v Speaker 1>was remember when I was I was a kid, I

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<v Speaker 1>was probably eleven years old, and we were in Yosemite

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<v Speaker 1>National Park, which is northern California, if you don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>now you know. And the waiter came over to the

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<v Speaker 1>table and I said, excuse me, can I get a

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<v Speaker 1>glass of water? And he said, we're in New YORKI

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<v Speaker 1>from so because because of the way I said water,

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<v Speaker 1>we dropped the right. He knew right away I was

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<v Speaker 1>from New York and I saw you from New York. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>I just get a lot of New Yorkers here. I

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<v Speaker 1>keep getting this out this my phone. I'm sorry, sorry, Bertie.

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<v Speaker 1>My phone keeps ringing. Here, myself keeps ringing. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so popular. Hello, Yeah, who's this? It's great? You

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<v Speaker 1>son of them? Who is this? It's what's up? Get

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<v Speaker 1>the jingle? Get the jingle? Why are you coming up?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you coming up? Unavailable? What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>I called you a half hour ago. I called you,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you do you already called me back? You

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<v Speaker 1>call me now? Oh well, I'm recording the Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>podcast with Brody. Did you not know? Man? Again? You're

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Now feel free to

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<v Speaker 1>curse the way the Brooklyn Boys and the Jersey Kid.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up there? Brody? Listen to you by us turning

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<v Speaker 1>you down? For the podcast you did okay with your

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<v Speaker 1>own morning show. Yeah, that is true, but I'm still

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<v Speaker 1>looking for a fun I still would. Yeah, we can't

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<v Speaker 1>afford you now your big time. I'm working for free.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll work for free. Uh yeah, Now, Scary, we should

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<v Speaker 1>probably get him on our show because he's got his

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<v Speaker 1>own morning show. How to promote us? Yeah, you know

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<v Speaker 1>we could play We could play excerpts from the Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys and the Jersey Kid podcast every morning on your

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<v Speaker 1>radio station. I would like to hear. Yeah, I would

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<v Speaker 1>help out. Well, right here, this segment you can play

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<v Speaker 1>Monday morning. Hi, Carolina, you should play this for the

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<v Speaker 1>good folks over at your morning show to remind them

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<v Speaker 1>of the morning show you used to be on down

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<v Speaker 1>the Hall, which is still on the air. I would

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<v Speaker 1>only do it only if I was a real part,

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<v Speaker 1>if it was boys, and I'd like to let everybody know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well while I have you here, But by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>what I wanted to talk to you about an hour ago,

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<v Speaker 1>Um was about either one of you bought me a

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<v Speaker 1>steak dinner when you went out there to night. That's

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<v Speaker 1>you're kind of plays not because Scary told me, it's

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<v Speaker 1>exactly my kind of place him. I said it was

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<v Speaker 1>right up his alley. No, it's like very cool and

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<v Speaker 1>sheet and trendy and like it's sixty friends. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>serve Soto without I you're gonna play hold on who

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<v Speaker 1>is more cool and chic and trendy than me? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>You know you still you still wear square toad shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you talking to? Yeah? I don't know. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just that it's not your kind of place, man, It's

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<v Speaker 1>not I thought. I really thought. I'm like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Brody loves this kind of food, so I immediately I

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<v Speaker 1>immediately thought it would be for him. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>think that it's his kind of place? Bacon, grease, fries

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<v Speaker 1>and delicious. No, no, it's not like that at least

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<v Speaker 1>just go to any steakhouse yet if you want. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not that kind. This is like an upscale, like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, very good steak like think you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get anywhere else, like completely different and it's extensive. Women,

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think? What do you think that my

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<v Speaker 1>fanciest steak is going to Sizzler shout out Sizzler Buffet.

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<v Speaker 1>But dude, I go to real steak houses. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about? I think you like how that steak

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<v Speaker 1>count just to stop that, you know, they trendy music.

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<v Speaker 1>I had no idea that Greg t was one of

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<v Speaker 1>the elite who hangs out with the one percent at

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest steakhouses. Well, dude, you hang out with your

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<v Speaker 1>wife and kids. What are you talking? I will say

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I will say this, I will say this. Okay, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>the guys, Brodie, you know, Oh, you're one of the

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<v Speaker 1>guys that I'm not. Okay. Here's the thing, Brodie, and

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<v Speaker 1>and I think I understand what he is trying to Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's definitely your style of food. They definitely have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of steak. They have mac and cheese, they have

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<v Speaker 1>those things that you love, cramp, it's like homemade, like steakhouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? You don't think I go to steakhouses?

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<v Speaker 1>What world? You know? But hold on, here's why. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>where I think that he's trying to draw the line.

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<v Speaker 1>But you'll go to a steakhouse if E staying for it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the guys that And there in lies the problem. Brodie.

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<v Speaker 1>The Brodie if you would have saw the Bill would

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<v Speaker 1>have vomited everything else to you would up and you

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<v Speaker 1>would have been like, Okay, I want to send all

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<v Speaker 1>this food back on the floor that I just tells

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<v Speaker 1>you about the time I went to Old Homestead and

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<v Speaker 1>I spent fours on dinner. What are you talking about? No,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't like that. I'm telling you. This is more

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<v Speaker 1>like a shred spot. It's like up scale shrink. You think.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say another thing, now, if you get if

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<v Speaker 1>something if something comes out the wrong way, brody, you

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<v Speaker 1>know how we are. You are about you know about

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<v Speaker 1>having the order right if something comes out the wrong way.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like maybe they would toss your heads out

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<v Speaker 1>of there right away because they have no patient. If

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<v Speaker 1>it's such a good restaurant, If it's such a good restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll get it right over years. That's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're not. But you can't like say like, I

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<v Speaker 1>want soda with no white is there? Hold on? Is

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<v Speaker 1>this chef gonna be offended if I order a diet

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<v Speaker 1>coke without ice? What world are you living in about?

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<v Speaker 1>This is not that kind of place. This is more

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<v Speaker 1>like the first of all, you have trendy people. Trendy

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<v Speaker 1>people have to put ice in this. No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing listen, this is a kind of place

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<v Speaker 1>that that takes three months to get a reservation and

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<v Speaker 1>now they've even they've turned the reservations even off because

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<v Speaker 1>now you need to know like the owner of the

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<v Speaker 1>staff to get in, because it's been that crazy to

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<v Speaker 1>get in this place. It's called trendy. You gotta dress

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<v Speaker 1>trendy and like you gotta like, you know, look like

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<v Speaker 1>you got like like a muffles or something to maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a tattoo, Like we gotta be cool like that. A

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<v Speaker 1>tattoo is trendy and classy. That's yeah, a tattoo is

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<v Speaker 1>not classy. It's just no longer unclassy. But it's not like, oh, Mr,

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<v Speaker 1>it's right this way, Mr, Mr T. You've got a

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<v Speaker 1>tattoo on your arm. It's like MTV Reality TV trendy. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a little fire hyden. You wear the same button

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<v Speaker 1>down shirts no matter what the event is. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you bad? No? I I walk around with like with

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<v Speaker 1>confidence different. It's also b y. Oh as far as

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<v Speaker 1>liquor goes so so he brings high end gin, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll bring high and die. I'll bring high end diet

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<v Speaker 1>coke without ice and it's perfect in a flesh. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta roll up like you can't roll up like your

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<v Speaker 1>a mini van for valley curving. I'm sorry, hey, T,

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of car do you drive? You got what

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<v Speaker 1>the call? It's like, hold on, hold on, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>how scary? Hold on? I drive and dodge charge your

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<v Speaker 1>RT with uh with uh with s s rims. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you driving? Then you have to kill you when

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<v Speaker 1>you just can't pull up like that with a dirty

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta pull up and shined up like dude, you

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<v Speaker 1>know you're I will say that. Okay, T rolled up

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<v Speaker 1>in not not a minivan last night. I'm like wow,

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<v Speaker 1>and this car was sparkling the ballet guys Explorer. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's like the high end Ford. It's like a limited affition.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, yeah, let me say something. I'm not I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to show off, but my car, My car

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<v Speaker 1>is clean, all right? If it's already in the garage

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<v Speaker 1>at work, what are you talking about? But it has

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<v Speaker 1>to be for that day. You can't like to roll up,

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<v Speaker 1>have to clean the girls. If girls show up with

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<v Speaker 1>dirt on their fingernails, they won't get in. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to roll up and if you're picking somebody

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<v Speaker 1>up like it's like you're going there even though you're married.

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<v Speaker 1>You're really not like that's the kind of place. It is,

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<v Speaker 1>like you gotta go there like you're rolling even though

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<v Speaker 1>you're not like that. You know. Yeah, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you know this, but I'm I'm part of a

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<v Speaker 1>very successful podcast. They know who. No, it's not you

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<v Speaker 1>can't it's not like that. You have to be even

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<v Speaker 1>better than the podcast. You have to be this. I

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<v Speaker 1>can say something that you can't say. T I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>member of the world famous Elvis Duran nationally syndicated morning show. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm a walking let you from the show? Why read?

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<v Speaker 1>I read getting shaped like clean? Let's take something. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>always gonna be branded that this is you, this is who.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the guy who used to play for the Yankees

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<v Speaker 1>and got traded to the Tampa Bay Rays and you're

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<v Speaker 1>still in the Yankee jersey. Come on, yeah, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>like that you know that that guy whenever they come

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<v Speaker 1>back to fans they flopped to the stadium just to

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<v Speaker 1>see him and like stand at the plod. Right, It's

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<v Speaker 1>like when Ron James came back, came back to Cleveland

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<v Speaker 1>and then he was with at Miami and Cleveland went

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<v Speaker 1>crazy for him. That's what it's like for me. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it reminds me. It reminds me of a story my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter told me today. We were talking about the show

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<v Speaker 1>Wizards of Waverley Place with Selena Gomez. Right, yeah, Now

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<v Speaker 1>do you remember her brother on the show. No, exactly

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<v Speaker 1>my point. He's done nothing since that show. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter he was on Wizards of Waverly Place. He's not

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<v Speaker 1>getting into a steakhouse. You are that you used to

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<v Speaker 1>be on Wizards. God, that's not at all. My name

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<v Speaker 1>is still out there. Like everybody knows the show's popular still,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, absolutely it is, and you know its credit

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<v Speaker 1>to tease credit. If I may jump in here, I

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<v Speaker 1>will say this. Everybody was like, oh my god, great tea,

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<v Speaker 1>Scary Jones, Oh my god. It was so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of never lose that, you kind of it's

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<v Speaker 1>with you. When I get out of the car, all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, like this one table of dude was

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<v Speaker 1>like and then all of a sudden, all the girls

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<v Speaker 1>were like, oh my god, I take a pict with you,

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<v Speaker 1>and like it was like that, and then like the

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<v Speaker 1>owner comes out and then he doesn't don't to do

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<v Speaker 1>that brow handshake, Like you don't how to do the hands?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you do the wh I missed that part?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you do the bro handshake? You know that, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>like the handshake cross arms? You know, right? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing the bro handshake now during a pandemic? Yeah? Of course. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it's kind of funny that you're calling me

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<v Speaker 1>because the reason why can I ask him one more question? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I know for a fact that that t

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<v Speaker 1>has a lot of fans. You are a legend in

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<v Speaker 1>New York and I'm still a fan of I'm still

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<v Speaker 1>a fan of yours. But did all these people that

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<v Speaker 1>recognize you ask you whatever happened? Like whatever happening? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they all know they wanted there, like so, like how's

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<v Speaker 1>your new shows? And like we we we we missed

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<v Speaker 1>you whatever. I mean, it's all that kind of stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah, No, I don't. I don't blame him. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>we miss you on the show. You know that I

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<v Speaker 1>miss you right too. I'm not kidding. There's plenty of

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<v Speaker 1>times where we would you think about being with being

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<v Speaker 1>there with you guys, I'm not even kidding. You mean

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<v Speaker 1>we miss you can't come back, but we do miss you.

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<v Speaker 1>He talked about that left night at a matter of fact.

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<v Speaker 1>A matter of fact, the question was brought up, like

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<v Speaker 1>would you ever ever ever go back? And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what you're still is a little ceace to

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<v Speaker 1>me that would say, you know what's going back and

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<v Speaker 1>do have fun again? Like that, I'm telling you I

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<v Speaker 1>do miss you. Guys, So I put you have another

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<v Speaker 1>job on now right now. No, he didn't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't put words I love my show. I'm I'm job

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<v Speaker 1>joking when I'm joking, you know I love you and

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<v Speaker 1>the show you do. Yeah, no, I love the show screed,

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<v Speaker 1>But there's still is a little tiny piece for me

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<v Speaker 1>that like says, you know, go back and still in

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<v Speaker 1>the half of the time, and you're like, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>little piece I I haven't. I haven't fully left that

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<v Speaker 1>whole show. I still feel like a piece of it.

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<v Speaker 1>And you okay, So let me ask you this. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry interrupt you again. So the way you are now

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<v Speaker 1>hosting your hosting your own show and racing the morning show,

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<v Speaker 1>if you came back, if you came back to the

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Show, right, yeah, you would then miss hosting show no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>because it was no because I see it's no because

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<v Speaker 1>I I sol it's like to be the host, and

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<v Speaker 1>now it will be almost easy for me and go

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<v Speaker 1>back and be like, you know what I have, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to worry about that anymore about hosting. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I could be even walk to talking idiot again and

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<v Speaker 1>just have fun again. Like okay, that's different, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. I would do that. You're like, you're

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<v Speaker 1>like a guy that actually has now it's like after

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<v Speaker 1>you have sex, it's like you can. You came like

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<v Speaker 1>and once you get it out of your system, you're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm good now. So we could if you can

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<v Speaker 1>go to sleep. So if you came back, if you

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<v Speaker 1>came back to the Devistan show, and you took back

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<v Speaker 1>your old desk which is still empty, are you telling

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<v Speaker 1>me that you wouldn't sit back there with me going, God,

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<v Speaker 1>what host my own show already? You'd be cool, You'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, you'd be chilled. Right. This time around, it

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<v Speaker 1>would be different because this time around I already seen it,

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<v Speaker 1>so I saw what it was like. So now I

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<v Speaker 1>would just be like, man, I'm having at your time,

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<v Speaker 1>and it would be different. Now right, scary? Should we

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<v Speaker 1>put in a good word for him to come back?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the new he would be a pleasure

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<v Speaker 1>to work with, and I could do it all over again,

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<v Speaker 1>like I wouldn't I wouldn't mind, like you were stilly

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<v Speaker 1>stunting and to get up already. He blew his wad.

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<v Speaker 1>He had to let that, he had to let that

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<v Speaker 1>anksort that energy out. It's not it's like it's like

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<v Speaker 1>after it's like holding in a fart during a date

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<v Speaker 1>and then then the date ends and you go bluck,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. So he's he just let out a big fart.

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<v Speaker 1>So now he's ready because he's good. He's like he's

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<v Speaker 1>relaxed now, you know. You know, it would be funny

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<v Speaker 1>because we're all working from home. If he worked it

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<v Speaker 1>still worked on on the Elvis Show, if he had

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<v Speaker 1>to do every stunt from his house, like he'd have

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<v Speaker 1>to be in his own living room picking up dollar

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<v Speaker 1>bills with his ass and the kids. The kids, the

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<v Speaker 1>kids are like, Dad, what are you doing? Well? That

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<v Speaker 1>would be awesome. I would that. I'm saying that would

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<v Speaker 1>be yeah. All right, well I will listen. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the restaurant real quick. And then then

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<v Speaker 1>we could do a bit called hug t and you

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<v Speaker 1>just have strangers who may not have coronavirus hug you.

0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:56.360
<v Speaker 1>That would be the I will do that. I'm not afraid.

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<v Speaker 1>I will copitely host people. I will shake your hands

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<v Speaker 1>on five everything. I would do it, the whole thing

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<v Speaker 1>I would. I would want you to. Brody is owed.

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<v Speaker 1>He claims he's owed a steak dinner and then get another.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you still own me the dinner. People were saying,

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<v Speaker 1>why isn't Brody there? And why is he not getting

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<v Speaker 1>his steak dinner? Tonight would have been the perfect night

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<v Speaker 1>on On greg ts Instagram page, they're saying that and

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<v Speaker 1>mine and mine, Yeah, take a look at the comments

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<v Speaker 1>on our page. It's a picture of you with some

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<v Speaker 1>guy with long hair, and is that that's owner? That's

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy the owner, Yeah, Tommy the owner and scary the

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<v Speaker 1>three of you. People are saying, whis bro you want

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<v Speaker 1>a steak dinner? Yeah? Well, why don't you diner? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, don't you listen to this podcast? You know

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<v Speaker 1>why you owe me a steak dinner? Why remember remember

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, years ago, two thousand twelve, Brody did it,

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<v Speaker 1>did a favor he went in. He went in, and

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<v Speaker 1>he did as a huge a monetary of financial r right,

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<v Speaker 1>I went into most Yeah, I remember that. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, right. And I got you like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>five grand and you said scary and eight, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take you out to a great steak dinner to say

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Okay, you know what I gotta tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like really, you're like, I just didn't think you would.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's do this. Me and you get together with

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<v Speaker 1>Brody and we'll take him to outback. Yeah right, I'll go. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not taking up to work to the

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<v Speaker 1>Butcher Block. I'm not doing Yeah, that's right. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>five thousand dollars you take me to Butcher Block. But

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<v Speaker 1>you don't figure out you didn't. You didn't fit in

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<v Speaker 1>in college. You stuck out like thumb, but you graduated.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Listening, listen, you know what he wants you

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<v Speaker 1>to do. We should come up with the list of

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<v Speaker 1>steak houses that it would be kosher for us to

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<v Speaker 1>take you too. When you said you mean it in

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<v Speaker 1>the literal sense, because he's Jewish or kosher meeting, okay

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<v Speaker 1>or cool cool with Brody. I didn't even I just

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<v Speaker 1>threw the word. I didn't even think about it. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that that means you you're saying that Brody's safe steakhouses,

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<v Speaker 1>Brodie safe, not the fact that he's religious. He's not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like what was that's a very good maybe even get

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<v Speaker 1>some of those people in the audience. So he's you're

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<v Speaker 1>saying he's more of a Patson Geno's kind of steak.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to go to Bobby Flay's steakhouse in

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<v Speaker 1>Atlantic City. I would like to go there. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>can go there. Trendy place. I would like to go

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<v Speaker 1>to hold On. I would like to go to Old Homestead.

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<v Speaker 1>Would yeah you go there? Yeah, by the way, but

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<v Speaker 1>just block are none of those so far? Continue right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby Place is not a trendy place anymore. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>interesting trendy places. But I'll look up a list right now.

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<v Speaker 1>The our audience is bored by this. Okay, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>saw me a steak dinner. Let's just move, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>But before we go, I just want to go before

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<v Speaker 1>t goes the Jersey kid, I want to say. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say this. The reason why you're even calling

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<v Speaker 1>me back is because something I had to discuss with

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<v Speaker 1>you off this podcast but really relates to the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>because it's something that I talked about for the past

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks, the fact that Brody refuses to invite me

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<v Speaker 1>to his pool. So I was gonna tell you, well,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm not invited, he is, and he is not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna understand because he already thinks that science as a hoax. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well move before you go further. So I was calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back to tell you that I spoke with Robin

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<v Speaker 1>and well, will be more than happy to come to

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<v Speaker 1>your pool. Greg t Okay, Okay, Saturday will not be good,

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<v Speaker 1>but Sunday can come over. Okay, it's a deal. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's my point. See, see Brody, maybe maybe these are

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<v Speaker 1>my true friends. Yeah, and he's welcome in my house

0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:55.000
<v Speaker 1>once does pandemics over. Absolutely he doesn't. Brodi doesn't. Brody,

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<v Speaker 1>my podcast partner, does not want me in his pool.

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<v Speaker 1>And yet you, who are not my podcast partner and

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<v Speaker 1>don't even work with me technically anymore, you're open arms

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<v Speaker 1>telling me unless that was the liquor the Gin and

0:21:06.320 --> 0:21:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Tonics talking last night, you're like, come to my roll, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you come in. Why can't you go to school, all right,

0:21:11.520 --> 0:21:12.919
<v Speaker 1>so we don't have to have a private phone call

0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:16.280
<v Speaker 1>because it's settled well, but the audience knows the audience

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<v Speaker 1>ask Brodie that Prody, what did you come? Because he

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<v Speaker 1>hangs out in trendy places where people are being careful.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're good. Okay, Well listen, I mean I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, I mean people are everybody's got the comfort

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<v Speaker 1>level you know, is not comfortable. Brodie comes out in

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<v Speaker 1>his in his in his mask and goggles and advisor

0:21:37.520 --> 0:21:39.720
<v Speaker 1>over that and gloves, so you don't need all that.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need all that. Brody a case of sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna come over here and pull up, open up

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<v Speaker 1>the trunk, take twenty steps back with his his sunglasses,

0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:52.000
<v Speaker 1>his visor, his everything, and he's like throwing on the trunk,

0:21:52.119 --> 0:21:54.680
<v Speaker 1>throw in the trunk, just starting the trunk. And I

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<v Speaker 1>would respect, I would respect his his his his comfort level,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was comfort level is not that people over

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<v Speaker 1>then two weeks is on. You can't make fun of

0:22:02.080 --> 0:22:04.480
<v Speaker 1>someone at all for their comfort level, okay, And I'm

0:22:04.520 --> 0:22:07.680
<v Speaker 1>not going I respect Brodie's comfort left. I'm glad that

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<v Speaker 1>you're comfortable with me coming into your pool. Yeah, no problem,

0:22:11.960 --> 0:22:13.960
<v Speaker 1>we don't care. We here, we're farming. All right, thank

0:22:14.000 --> 0:22:16.560
<v Speaker 1>you so much. I will see you this weekend. He also,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, goodbye one. Right now, I'm not one ransome.

0:22:22.440 --> 0:22:26.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying his health is not top of mind. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go to my uncle's. We're gonna have cigars and

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<v Speaker 1>risk you. Tonight it's uncle Ted Shed night. You've gotta

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<v Speaker 1>come t uncle Ted sid Let me tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>the shed? Now? Uncle is a trend? You know, we're

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<v Speaker 1>tin of what kind of car? Don't have to roll

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<v Speaker 1>up in to go some Ted Shed? No that one

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<v Speaker 1>us could come with a dirty cards. Fine, we have

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<v Speaker 1>now and we have shirts, and we have hacked with

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<v Speaker 1>a logo. We have everything. Now we have coasters with

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<v Speaker 1>uncle Ted Shed logo. Coasters. I didn't I give you?

0:22:55.200 --> 0:22:58.159
<v Speaker 1>Didn't I give you uncle Ted Shed hats? Didn't I know?

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<v Speaker 1>We actually no, we have a logo we made half

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<v Speaker 1>will act Now. Well, you know what, that's a great

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<v Speaker 1>segue because next week, right, what's today's dates? Scary today? Well,

0:23:08.119 --> 0:23:13.760
<v Speaker 1>we're recording this here on the what the is the July? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>next week we open up and launch slowly. The first

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<v Speaker 1>two items for the Brooklyn Boys merch store. Boom, No

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<v Speaker 1>dumbass different items. We're gonna have two different items, two

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<v Speaker 1>different items we're gonna offer. We're gonna offer Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>masks and a Brooklyn Boys T shirt. Yeah that does well.

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<v Speaker 1>We have five or six other items ready to go. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. But here's the thing, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to call your guys the slices think, well, you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're insulting them because they were the ones who made

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<v Speaker 1>this up, not us. We didn't ask to be called that.

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<v Speaker 1>It just half them to well, actually we suggested it.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, to all the slices out there, direct your

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<v Speaker 1>hate towards Greg Teeth, the jersey findable on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>The jersey. There's gotta be people that think, like, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>I like the Working Boys podcast. Let me have what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think about the name? If you know the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooken Boys, So what do you want to name? Slices?

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<v Speaker 1>Like if you're like, you know, like, uh, tell us

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<v Speaker 1>swift or swift that stands that's our fandom. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you think? Yeah, that's our fandom called splices? You like

0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:28.160
<v Speaker 1>that license? Like pizza? Right, It's right? You're like, doesn't cool? Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well does you have a better suggestion, Well, how about

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<v Speaker 1>how about the foul hold on you? About the funds

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<v Speaker 1>or something? The cows. The fans of his morning show

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<v Speaker 1>are the Katie Eunuchs. Yeah, like, I don't like the sns. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what we'll do the fact that you don't like

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<v Speaker 1>the slices, here's what we'll do. We'll hang up on

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<v Speaker 1>you now. Yeah, you're not gonna be part of the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast because you don't want to be part of this.

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<v Speaker 1>The Jersey Kids, the Jersey all the kids, where's a

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<v Speaker 1>kid jingle? I don't haven't loaded in because I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have needed it because he was already gone. If I

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<v Speaker 1>had a fandom, it would be all about the kids,

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<v Speaker 1>the kid kids. My whole fan will be. It would

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<v Speaker 1>be within the Jersey kids in America, great tea like

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<v Speaker 1>great teeth kids, Great teeth kids. Now I'll see I'll

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<v Speaker 1>see you this weekend. And like the last thing about

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<v Speaker 1>this that fakes like that you can't take leftovers out

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<v Speaker 1>of there, Like no one goes walking out with like

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<v Speaker 1>an arian home bag. But you can't do that. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like you're it sounds it sounds like you are

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<v Speaker 1>a sheep and afraid to stand up for your own rights.

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<v Speaker 1>So you just can't do that. You can't right right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I I would imagine they don't have any to

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<v Speaker 1>go containers. They're so trendy bright to a club next, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because they're going to a up. They're not. They're going

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<v Speaker 1>to a club. I forgot. The father of two little

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<v Speaker 1>girls is going clubbing forgake, Yeah, with square toes all

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you like you know, like you don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't take you, dude, I know your wife. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not going clubbing? Is when you take your ring over.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't go to like some some cool club down

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<v Speaker 1>there with westovers and tell the guy can you holding

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<v Speaker 1>your back? Can't you? Okay, that's where where Cargoes Shorts team.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't go like that with Cargoes Shorts for cold

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<v Speaker 1>you can't like I'll talk to you, sorry, bye bye.

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<v Speaker 1>To apologize to the Slices for two reasons, One because

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<v Speaker 1>that genius just insulted their name. Uh and two because

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<v Speaker 1>Scary just gave him a half hour of our podcast

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:04.040
<v Speaker 1>The Guy. But that was a bit much. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. I have a headache now past the advil

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<v Speaker 1>and Scary I'm glad we went to commercial. I needed

0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:16.760
<v Speaker 1>to like cleanse myself. You have to like clean your palette.

0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:19.879
<v Speaker 1>It's like, um, you know, when they you go to

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<v Speaker 1>like one of these Italian weddings or in post in

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<v Speaker 1>pre COVID times, they would give you this thing called it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you have to say that. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a thing called this the inter mezzo where you would

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<v Speaker 1>you would have some pasta and some some something kind

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<v Speaker 1>of an appetizer, and then right before the main course,

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<v Speaker 1>they would put this, like this lemon ice in front

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<v Speaker 1>of you and then you would eat that. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>why am I eating lemonize? This is a dessert. It's

0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:47.840
<v Speaker 1>kind of like a palette cleanser. So the commercial was

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<v Speaker 1>the inter mezzo was the was the palette cleanser. So

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<v Speaker 1>we can have the next part of the podcast could

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<v Speaker 1>be normal. What do you think? Uh sure, yeah, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. No into Mezzo's fine. So what would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to talk about? We have a you know what,

0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:07.720
<v Speaker 1>we have a lot of sound clips from last week

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't get to. That would be a nice departure

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<v Speaker 1>from what we just did. If you want, I can

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<v Speaker 1>talk about I can talk about Lisa the Facebook um

0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 1>UH general who makes very difficult rules that don't make

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<v Speaker 1>any sense with our trivia questions, and talk about her UH, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I can talk about how we can talk about how

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<v Speaker 1>whenever there's a crowd of people UH in the pandemic

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<v Speaker 1>and people are getting sick, whenever the story is reported

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<v Speaker 1>on the lies that are told to protect the area,

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely want to talk about that. But what you

0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:46.760
<v Speaker 1>what you wanna do for us? You have us dound

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:49.640
<v Speaker 1>sound bites pulled up? Can you tell me which one

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<v Speaker 1>you have? And all that I have? Self subjuga oh,

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<v Speaker 1>self subjugating. Okay, So this is a clip of UM

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was them on the news or um

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<v Speaker 1>a political commentator, and he was talking about UH senators

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<v Speaker 1>who he felt had subjugated themselves. Now, when you when

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<v Speaker 1>you subjugate, you make yourself a subject to someone else,

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<v Speaker 1>You make yourself inferior to someone else. So here's what

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<v Speaker 1>he said, and that includes the senators who, out of

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<v Speaker 1>cowardice or careerism, self subjugating themselves. Okay, So again I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care about what he was saying, if he's right

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<v Speaker 1>or wrong. He said the senators self subjugated themselves. Well

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<v Speaker 1>either they self subjugated, but they subjugated themselves, but they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't self subjugate themselves. That makes sense. Yeah, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>grammar police issue, right, that's a grammar police issue. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you yeah, right. But and by the way, you could

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<v Speaker 1>apply that to quite a bit of phrases when people

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<v Speaker 1>self quarantine myself, right, right, or like when you self

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<v Speaker 1>suck your own dick, yourself, there is that self Well,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on a second, self quarantine self right, Yeah, that's terrible, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Next clip TRS luggage. Oh, TRS luggage scary. When you

0:30:08.960 --> 0:30:11.280
<v Speaker 1>were a kid, you had TRS luggage, right, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>synonymous TRS luggage your whole life. When you think of luggage,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think of TRS luggage? Right? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're talking about. Come on, man, lugg at TRS luggage.

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<v Speaker 1>They're the standard of luggage. Am I wrong? TRS luggage? Well,

0:30:25.960 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 1>according to this commercial, you you absolutely no listen play

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<v Speaker 1>the clip. For years you have heard me talking about

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<v Speaker 1>club gloves, TRS ballistic luggage are patterned luggage connection? For years?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is he? Who are they? What is he talking about?

0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:46.600
<v Speaker 1>For years you have heard me talking about club gloves

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<v Speaker 1>TRS Ballistic Luggage. No, I've never heard of your voice.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't knowic TRS Ballistic luggage. What is that like?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a scam to make you think that you've

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<v Speaker 1>been you've own about this luggage your whole life. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's I think it's a mind screw. I do think.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're trying to put it in your head

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<v Speaker 1>subliminally that oh, yeah, it's the it's the brand. I

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<v Speaker 1>grew up with TRS luggage. This podcast is national. Is

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<v Speaker 1>there a place in this country, like the Great State

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<v Speaker 1>of Wyoming, where TRS luggage is like the standard? Like

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<v Speaker 1>when I grow when I graduated high school, Mom, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to get TRS luggage. I don't want a car,

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy dad and I are gonna save Someday when you

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<v Speaker 1>graduate high school in Wyoming, the Great State of Wyoming,

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<v Speaker 1>you will get. I don't know. It's bullshit. Is bullshit?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? I want it because that guy he's been

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<v Speaker 1>telling me for years about it. Years. Give me the

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<v Speaker 1>luggage from my graduated him before. Have you ever heard

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<v Speaker 1>his voice? No? Who the fuck is? Okay? Have you so?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they recast the role? Have you ever heard somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else who sounded like him talking about TRS Luggage. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard of TRS Luggage or this person, but play

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<v Speaker 1>the club one more time. For years you have heard

0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:06.920
<v Speaker 1>me talking about club gloves, TRS Ballistic Luggage. Apparently we

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<v Speaker 1>have wow for years. So if you've heard of this

0:32:11.680 --> 0:32:13.480
<v Speaker 1>company and not just heard of it like seen in

0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:15.520
<v Speaker 1>the store, if you've here heard of this guy for

0:32:15.720 --> 0:32:18.800
<v Speaker 1>years telling you about here, please to tweet us. Let

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<v Speaker 1>us know that we're missing something. Now where what aren't

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<v Speaker 1>we listening to that? I got Bambi here? Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know like jay z in Um two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>one did like h to the iz oh right right

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<v Speaker 1>and snoop dogg. Remember when people used to go like

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<v Speaker 1>b to the to the r A you know c

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<v Speaker 1>K that was like that was like a late nineties,

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<v Speaker 1>early two thousands things right, right, like scary sk to

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<v Speaker 1>the eriie Like nobody talks like that anymore? Right? Right? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>listen to this person giving out the website for a

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<v Speaker 1>company called Bambi. Ahead, customize your policies to fit your business,

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<v Speaker 1>and hope you manage your employe day to day, all

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<v Speaker 1>for just a month period month to month. No hidden fees,

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<v Speaker 1>canceled any time. Get a free hr audit today dot

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<v Speaker 1>com slash CNN right now to schedule your free hr audit.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Bambi dot com slash CNN spelled bam to the

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<v Speaker 1>d e e dot com slash crnn. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>bamam e Oh that is awful. Who allowed that to

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<v Speaker 1>go on the air? Who? Right? Who would pay for that?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a commercial right. That is right up there with

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<v Speaker 1>saying for schizzle like it's so outdated. No. I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to make sure that, like Drake didn't bring that

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<v Speaker 1>back right now. I want to make sure post Malone's

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<v Speaker 1>not saying, oh nobody, there's no one in today's world,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, whether it be that throws into the culture

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<v Speaker 1>that's not on TikTok anywhere. It's not tick to the

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<v Speaker 1>t okay, right, okay, I see your Okay? What else

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<v Speaker 1>you got? Oh? I see you? Oh? Um? What does

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<v Speaker 1>I see you? Stand for? Intensive care unit? Hit the

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<v Speaker 1>clip the hospitals is here. According to data released by

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<v Speaker 1>the County hospitalizations of COVID nineteen patients have increased by

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<v Speaker 1>sevent in the past fourteen days, by six percent. When

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to I see you units well, I knew

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<v Speaker 1>she was gonna say that, I see you units. So

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<v Speaker 1>the intensive care unit units of Chris. They're out of those.

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<v Speaker 1>So again, you know it's tragic they're out of them.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, get it right Doingah, we have a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of COVID I don't know what this is. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>play it. Well, it's still going on. Oh okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So this was but by the way, just to let

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<v Speaker 1>the audience know what the hell is going on here.

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<v Speaker 1>These clips were loaded on this sound page about a

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<v Speaker 1>month and a half ago and we just forgot I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot about them. So so we're bringing them back now

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<v Speaker 1>and we have we don't even know our own sound

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<v Speaker 1>or clip. The clip was really low. I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>can make that louder when when when you post it?

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<v Speaker 1>So um, this guy is a DJ on a rock station.

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<v Speaker 1>I think his name is Doug. It doesn't matter, don't

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<v Speaker 1>tweet me. And so he did this promo right he's

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<v Speaker 1>promoting another channel on satellite radio and he's talking about

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<v Speaker 1>something going on in the country. See if you could

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<v Speaker 1>tell me what he's talking about. Well, it's still going on.

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping it would be long gone by now.

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<v Speaker 1>But Channel one is giving out the latest information because

0:35:34.239 --> 0:35:39.600
<v Speaker 1>it keeps changing, and what is and isn't safe keeps changing,

0:35:40.080 --> 0:35:41.920
<v Speaker 1>and what we need to do and how to protect

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<v Speaker 1>ourselves as you bloody well know so on channel here,

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<v Speaker 1>on Serious XM, it continues talk with actual experts and

0:35:50.800 --> 0:35:53.600
<v Speaker 1>doctors and people who can help you through it, people

0:35:53.640 --> 0:35:55.400
<v Speaker 1>who do know what they're talking about, as opposed to

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<v Speaker 1>high Joe and I have a pigeon ton Channel one

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<v Speaker 1>and they've got a highlight what you can. Okay, Brody

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<v Speaker 1>used into some shitty radio. Uh he spent forty eight

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<v Speaker 1>seconds roughly and never said what he's talking about. But

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is, we know what he's talking about, but

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<v Speaker 1>he's what he did. It's still going on. Find out

0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:17.359
<v Speaker 1>more about It's like, what the funk is still going

0:36:17.440 --> 0:36:21.279
<v Speaker 1>on that possibly could be going on? Okay, okay, it's

0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:24.480
<v Speaker 1>commercial every day. He's been a groundhog day for me

0:36:24.880 --> 0:36:27.399
<v Speaker 1>the past five months. I understand that. But his job

0:36:27.520 --> 0:36:29.760
<v Speaker 1>is to promote it. Right if if he did a commercial,

0:36:29.840 --> 0:36:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Let's say he did an endorsement for for a product

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<v Speaker 1>and he went, you know, you know, when you get hungry,

0:36:34.120 --> 0:36:36.520
<v Speaker 1>you want it, and now it's got even more flavor.

0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:40.480
<v Speaker 1>It's tasty and nutritious, and like that's what you think.

0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:42.200
<v Speaker 1>You'd be a little picky here, let me here it again.

0:36:42.239 --> 0:36:44.719
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, it's his job. He's got one job. He's

0:36:44.719 --> 0:36:48.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna mention. So he's gotta say COVID, he's gotta say.

0:36:48.280 --> 0:36:52.880
<v Speaker 1>He's gotta say COVID, coronavirus, the pandemic something. Well, it's

0:36:52.920 --> 0:36:55.000
<v Speaker 1>still going on. I was hoping it would be long

0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:58.400
<v Speaker 1>gone by now. Okay, by the way, right there, I

0:36:58.520 --> 0:37:01.600
<v Speaker 1>know what he's talking about, don't And what is the

0:37:01.719 --> 0:37:04.920
<v Speaker 1>one thing all of the world would hope that it's

0:37:05.239 --> 0:37:07.120
<v Speaker 1>been long gone by now here I understand it. But

0:37:07.160 --> 0:37:10.920
<v Speaker 1>he can be talking about herpes aids the he can't.

0:37:11.280 --> 0:37:14.360
<v Speaker 1>There's only one thing on every motherfucker's mind listening to

0:37:14.480 --> 0:37:17.840
<v Speaker 1>this podcast and everywhere from here to Siberia, and that is,

0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:20.920
<v Speaker 1>in my opinion, is something going on in the in

0:37:21.200 --> 0:37:23.719
<v Speaker 1>the world that I wish you would end. But it's

0:37:23.800 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 1>not going through for a while. Listen again, Well it's

0:37:26.600 --> 0:37:28.680
<v Speaker 1>still going on. I was hoping it would be long

0:37:28.760 --> 0:37:31.360
<v Speaker 1>gone by now. But channel okay, right, that's all I

0:37:31.480 --> 0:37:34.640
<v Speaker 1>need to know. He's talking about coronavirus. I'm sorry, but

0:37:34.719 --> 0:37:36.400
<v Speaker 1>if you okay, if you got paid. You do a

0:37:36.440 --> 0:37:39.440
<v Speaker 1>lot of endorsements. Right, Let's say let's say you did

0:37:39.480 --> 0:37:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Tito's vodka and your and your commercial was, uh vodka.

0:37:44.520 --> 0:37:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Who this is the best vodka. It's got great taste,

0:37:47.200 --> 0:37:50.680
<v Speaker 1>It's awesome. I've been drinking this voda forever. You guys

0:37:50.760 --> 0:37:52.520
<v Speaker 1>know what vodka I'm talking about it, talking about all

0:37:52.520 --> 0:37:55.400
<v Speaker 1>the time. But this vodka. But had that vodka affected

0:37:55.440 --> 0:37:58.520
<v Speaker 1>the entire planet? No, so then of course i'd have

0:37:58.600 --> 0:38:01.320
<v Speaker 1>to say Tito's vodka. This guy said it's been going on?

0:38:01.440 --> 0:38:03.880
<v Speaker 1>What if he means racism? Racism has been going on?

0:38:04.160 --> 0:38:08.960
<v Speaker 1>I wish racism was over. Ah, I lost you. Where'd

0:38:09.000 --> 0:38:17.759
<v Speaker 1>you go? Brodie? Brodie? Brodie? Unplug his microphone? He's gone completely. Uh,

0:38:23.160 --> 0:38:25.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm back. Sorry, Where did you go? And you gonna

0:38:25.600 --> 0:38:28.320
<v Speaker 1>take a ship? No, the cable came out. I stepped

0:38:28.320 --> 0:38:29.840
<v Speaker 1>on the cable. You knew it. I knew what. You

0:38:29.920 --> 0:38:33.000
<v Speaker 1>got yourself in such a tizzy. Yeah, By the way,

0:38:33.040 --> 0:38:35.680
<v Speaker 1>it was a lot more when you were gone. Thanks. Man.

0:38:35.960 --> 0:38:38.759
<v Speaker 1>What I was saying was, what about racism? Racism has

0:38:38.760 --> 0:38:40.800
<v Speaker 1>been going on forever? I wish that was gone. He

0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:43.920
<v Speaker 1>could be talking about racism. No, no, no, no, no, no, listen,

0:38:44.080 --> 0:38:47.719
<v Speaker 1>let the guy listen. Okay, I'm not letting them listen.

0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Listen TRS the TRS luggage guy. That guy's an asshole.

0:38:51.680 --> 0:38:54.440
<v Speaker 1>But as the radio professional, this guy was supposed to

0:38:54.560 --> 0:38:59.000
<v Speaker 1>mention still going on. I was hoping it would be

0:38:59.120 --> 0:39:03.759
<v Speaker 1>long gone by now. Ra I know, but but the

0:39:03.840 --> 0:39:07.640
<v Speaker 1>pandemic is something that is a planetary issue. I know.

0:39:07.800 --> 0:39:09.400
<v Speaker 1>But it was as if he didn't want to say it.

0:39:09.600 --> 0:39:11.439
<v Speaker 1>It was as if he, Okay, I got a couple

0:39:11.480 --> 0:39:16.120
<v Speaker 1>of things. Shaft. Oh oh, listen to this commercial. It's

0:39:16.120 --> 0:39:19.279
<v Speaker 1>for a normal product. But you know he set this

0:39:19.400 --> 0:39:21.120
<v Speaker 1>up to be dirty. You know, the guys who wrote

0:39:21.160 --> 0:39:24.400
<v Speaker 1>the commercials the shaft with the biggest buzz this season,

0:39:24.680 --> 0:39:28.760
<v Speaker 1>that's easy. It's MMT. That's Metal Mesh Technology, an entirely

0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:32.840
<v Speaker 1>new line of iron shafts from he said. So he

0:39:32.880 --> 0:39:35.640
<v Speaker 1>starts the commercial, what's the shaft with the most buzz

0:39:35.760 --> 0:39:39.000
<v Speaker 1>this year? Come on, he's selling a golf club. But

0:39:39.040 --> 0:39:42.160
<v Speaker 1>he's making it sound dirty. Of course he is. We're

0:39:42.160 --> 0:39:44.319
<v Speaker 1>selling the podcast, and we make him sound dirty by

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:48.520
<v Speaker 1>the title. Every week, come on, way, by the way,

0:39:48.600 --> 0:39:52.480
<v Speaker 1>scary is convinced guys, slices Lady he's convinced that hit

0:39:52.560 --> 0:39:54.640
<v Speaker 1>when when we come up with a title that is

0:39:54.880 --> 0:39:58.480
<v Speaker 1>um titilating, yeah, or or we use a dirty word

0:39:58.520 --> 0:40:01.280
<v Speaker 1>in it, that you guys will apt to listen absolutely. However,

0:40:01.960 --> 0:40:04.160
<v Speaker 1>if you listen in order, are you listening to every episode?

0:40:04.560 --> 0:40:09.120
<v Speaker 1>But scary and I noticed the problem the last six

0:40:09.239 --> 0:40:12.920
<v Speaker 1>episodes before this last one about the douche bags in

0:40:12.960 --> 0:40:16.960
<v Speaker 1>the Elevator, which, by the way, another great title. It

0:40:17.120 --> 0:40:19.279
<v Speaker 1>draws me in. It's not, but I want to know

0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:22.239
<v Speaker 1>what's happening. Who is Dr douche Bag and why are

0:40:22.280 --> 0:40:28.799
<v Speaker 1>the elevator idiots involved? The four episodes before that are

0:40:28.880 --> 0:40:32.200
<v Speaker 1>all stuck around the exact same number of listens. We

0:40:32.320 --> 0:40:34.720
<v Speaker 1>took a dip. We haven't made the top one hundred

0:40:34.719 --> 0:40:36.960
<v Speaker 1>in a while. We know why we look we we

0:40:37.080 --> 0:40:39.600
<v Speaker 1>I s I. I tweeted you guys. You all answered

0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:41.279
<v Speaker 1>the same thing. It's the same thing. You're out of

0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:44.160
<v Speaker 1>your route, right, and I've been telling you this off

0:40:44.239 --> 0:40:49.120
<v Speaker 1>the air, Forety, Scary, shush. My point is I understand

0:40:49.160 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 1>why the listens are all down right the last four,

0:40:52.200 --> 0:40:56.759
<v Speaker 1>but last week's episode has twice as many listens as

0:40:56.840 --> 0:41:01.600
<v Speaker 1>the four before it. Okay, go ahead, because people are

0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:03.960
<v Speaker 1>starting to get back to their routine, right, and we

0:41:04.080 --> 0:41:06.400
<v Speaker 1>were on the Big show was on vacation and they

0:41:06.440 --> 0:41:08.480
<v Speaker 1>should have gone back to the one four weeks that

0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:12.560
<v Speaker 1>they did not do that ob that That's my point.

0:41:12.920 --> 0:41:15.680
<v Speaker 1>So does that mean we have a lot of new

0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:18.279
<v Speaker 1>listeners who got the email from my heart that we

0:41:18.320 --> 0:41:20.760
<v Speaker 1>had a new episode out? Is this all new people's

0:41:20.800 --> 0:41:25.319
<v Speaker 1>discovering the podcast? If so, welcome aboard. If not, please

0:41:25.400 --> 0:41:28.160
<v Speaker 1>listen in order. Please all right, we got we got

0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:30.279
<v Speaker 1>on the clip. One more clip? Which one is this?

0:41:30.520 --> 0:41:33.719
<v Speaker 1>This is Rick? Oh okay, this one you have to

0:41:33.760 --> 0:41:37.440
<v Speaker 1>pay attention to. And it was just so a lot

0:41:37.520 --> 0:41:41.360
<v Speaker 1>of times in radio they'll be production pieces, clips of

0:41:41.400 --> 0:41:44.320
<v Speaker 1>audio and you you like, you know, like when you

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:48.280
<v Speaker 1>watch mt V t r L, the VJ isn't sitting

0:41:48.320 --> 0:41:52.920
<v Speaker 1>there for for two hours and introducing the videos. They

0:41:53.080 --> 0:41:55.400
<v Speaker 1>filmed all of the intros and outros in like an

0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:57.640
<v Speaker 1>hour and go home. Oh my god, you just gave

0:41:57.680 --> 0:42:00.279
<v Speaker 1>away the secret, right and then somebody put in the

0:42:00.360 --> 0:42:02.160
<v Speaker 1>video and makes it look like they're talking in front

0:42:02.200 --> 0:42:05.520
<v Speaker 1>of the video. That anymore? But what I'm saying, right,

0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:08.120
<v Speaker 1>and when you hear countdown shows, do you think the

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:11.040
<v Speaker 1>DJ is sitting there when like Taylor Swift takes over

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:13.480
<v Speaker 1>a radio station. Do you think she's sitting there for

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:16.880
<v Speaker 1>four hours introducing the songs? But she went into a

0:42:16.920 --> 0:42:20.680
<v Speaker 1>studio a month earlier, recorded all the intros, all the

0:42:20.719 --> 0:42:24.120
<v Speaker 1>one liners, and somebody in production put it all together

0:42:24.160 --> 0:42:26.520
<v Speaker 1>and started the music. Made it like American Top forty

0:42:26.560 --> 0:42:32.680
<v Speaker 1>with Ryan Seacrest on Sunday Mornings, and they'll say like, hey, hey, celebrity,

0:42:33.040 --> 0:42:36.160
<v Speaker 1>just go in there and go is that true Elvis right?

0:42:36.160 --> 0:42:38.919
<v Speaker 1>Because they were told that that's what you say, because

0:42:38.960 --> 0:42:41.479
<v Speaker 1>they know Elvis is gonna go that's right, Steve or whatever.

0:42:41.880 --> 0:42:44.520
<v Speaker 1>So they they're doing their half of the script. So

0:42:44.719 --> 0:42:48.520
<v Speaker 1>in this particular clip, there's a rock station on against

0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:51.520
<v Speaker 1>Serious satellite radio, and they had a had They had

0:42:51.560 --> 0:42:56.239
<v Speaker 1>a big, big they did some awful content. They had

0:42:56.760 --> 0:43:00.640
<v Speaker 1>they had a big pretend concert last weekend or the

0:43:00.640 --> 0:43:02.880
<v Speaker 1>weekend before. By the way, the reason I'm saying all

0:43:02.920 --> 0:43:05.319
<v Speaker 1>this is because every single clip you've gotten has been

0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:08.400
<v Speaker 1>from from Serious ex No, not not all of them,

0:43:08.520 --> 0:43:11.720
<v Speaker 1>not all them, well okay, maybe some of them. Okay.

0:43:12.200 --> 0:43:16.200
<v Speaker 1>So what they did was they had the DJs record

0:43:16.239 --> 0:43:18.560
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of lines to make it sound like they

0:43:18.600 --> 0:43:22.560
<v Speaker 1>were backstage in this big concert, and they had clips

0:43:22.760 --> 0:43:25.719
<v Speaker 1>of people being interviewed backstage, and so they made it

0:43:25.800 --> 0:43:29.160
<v Speaker 1>sound like these guys were interviewing them backstage, and then

0:43:29.200 --> 0:43:31.800
<v Speaker 1>they played live performances. So if you listened, it was

0:43:31.840 --> 0:43:35.400
<v Speaker 1>supposed to sound like a giant eight hour concert or

0:43:35.400 --> 0:43:38.080
<v Speaker 1>whatever it was. Everybody was there for all eight hours,

0:43:38.840 --> 0:43:41.880
<v Speaker 1>and everybody's waiting for their turn to talk. And whoever

0:43:41.960 --> 0:43:44.279
<v Speaker 1>whoever wrote the script on this particular clip I'm gonna

0:43:44.360 --> 0:43:48.560
<v Speaker 1>play screwed the DJ badly because they don't know Deaf

0:43:48.640 --> 0:43:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Leppard very well. Right, So the drummer and Deaf Leopard

0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:56.640
<v Speaker 1>is Rick and the lead singer is Joe. Okay, this

0:43:56.800 --> 0:44:01.560
<v Speaker 1>guy backstage, he acts, well, you play the clip and

0:44:01.600 --> 0:44:03.080
<v Speaker 1>I'll explain how we left up and then we'll play

0:44:03.080 --> 0:44:06.160
<v Speaker 1>it again. Right now, Hey, Rick, do you have time

0:44:06.239 --> 0:44:10.719
<v Speaker 1>for a quick one? Yeah, this is drumm. Okay. Well,

0:44:10.880 --> 0:44:14.160
<v Speaker 1>there goes the drummer Rick along with Joel. They're about

0:44:14.200 --> 0:44:17.400
<v Speaker 1>to start, so we will just catch up with him. Okay.

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:20.719
<v Speaker 1>So so what you should know is Joe is the

0:44:20.800 --> 0:44:25.239
<v Speaker 1>lead singer. Rick is the drummer. So he said, hey, Rick,

0:44:25.360 --> 0:44:28.480
<v Speaker 1>you got a second, and he and and Joe says

0:44:29.080 --> 0:44:32.719
<v Speaker 1>he is my drum but he hey, Rick, do you

0:44:32.800 --> 0:44:36.320
<v Speaker 1>have time for a quick one? Yeah, this is drumma.

0:44:37.560 --> 0:44:40.320
<v Speaker 1>So that's Joe talking saying he was talking about the

0:44:40.400 --> 0:44:44.160
<v Speaker 1>drummer Rohd, but someone set him up to fail and

0:44:44.320 --> 0:44:48.040
<v Speaker 1>said just record this. You're gonna say, hey Rick, you

0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:50.319
<v Speaker 1>know whatever, and so he goes, hey Rick, and then

0:44:50.400 --> 0:44:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Joe says, here's my drumma, which, by the way, is

0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:55.160
<v Speaker 1>a horrible clip. It doesn't even make any sense. But

0:44:55.320 --> 0:44:57.360
<v Speaker 1>that must have been the only clip they had backstage

0:44:57.360 --> 0:44:59.360
<v Speaker 1>and a Deaf Leppard concert, So the whole thing just

0:44:59.440 --> 0:45:01.600
<v Speaker 1>sounds like a avastate. But if you don't know the band,

0:45:01.640 --> 0:45:03.160
<v Speaker 1>you're like, oh, it's a good cluck. You gonna get

0:45:03.200 --> 0:45:05.160
<v Speaker 1>some free dessert from this company. You gotta call them

0:45:05.200 --> 0:45:08.160
<v Speaker 1>up and be liked. I'm not paying for the next

0:45:08.160 --> 0:45:10.680
<v Speaker 1>six months. Fuck you, guys, I'm gonna say, guys. You

0:45:10.760 --> 0:45:13.040
<v Speaker 1>guys are just it's one of those things where it's

0:45:13.040 --> 0:45:17.359
<v Speaker 1>not the DJ's fault, but it's somebody's fault. That's all.

0:45:17.880 --> 0:45:22.160
<v Speaker 1>That's all. Those are my clips for the day. Now

0:45:23.400 --> 0:45:27.560
<v Speaker 1>tell me tell me again. First of all, hello, can

0:45:27.560 --> 0:45:31.120
<v Speaker 1>you I'm here. I'm echoing don't forget I have whatever

0:45:31.200 --> 0:45:34.600
<v Speaker 1>I teased already. You have to right right, right right.

0:45:34.640 --> 0:45:37.279
<v Speaker 1>We had we had some some email from last week

0:45:37.480 --> 0:45:39.239
<v Speaker 1>that we never got to and it was a couple

0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:41.400
<v Speaker 1>of good things that came through. I don't know if

0:45:41.400 --> 0:45:42.960
<v Speaker 1>you want to do that right here. If you want

0:45:43.000 --> 0:45:45.719
<v Speaker 1>to talk about what you were you no know. Why

0:45:45.760 --> 0:45:47.520
<v Speaker 1>don't you do the email and I'll talk about Lisa.

0:45:47.920 --> 0:45:50.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to use the word. Um, I don't

0:45:50.760 --> 0:45:53.319
<v Speaker 1>want to use the N word, the Nazi word, because

0:45:53.320 --> 0:45:56.320
<v Speaker 1>it's just like grammar Nazi, like Koby Grammer Nazi. I

0:45:56.400 --> 0:45:58.040
<v Speaker 1>don't I don't want to say. I don't want to

0:45:58.040 --> 0:45:59.799
<v Speaker 1>call her Facebook Nazi. That would rude. I don't want

0:45:59.800 --> 0:46:02.120
<v Speaker 1>to say. I'm gonna just say she's the Facebook general.

0:46:02.719 --> 0:46:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about hard But let's do the email, because, um,

0:46:07.360 --> 0:46:09.799
<v Speaker 1>you know, I have unused jokes which that con wait

0:46:09.840 --> 0:46:11.880
<v Speaker 1>till next week. But you go and play read the email.

0:46:15.480 --> 0:46:20.799
<v Speaker 1>That changes like it's mail time, Welcome, You've got mail,

0:46:21.440 --> 0:46:23.800
<v Speaker 1>the mail the mail bag is picked up. There Brodie

0:46:24.640 --> 0:46:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Nice the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. You

0:46:27.760 --> 0:46:33.600
<v Speaker 1>can always email us. Rebecca Simmons said, uh, actually wait,

0:46:33.800 --> 0:46:36.440
<v Speaker 1>why is this signed Jorge Martinez on the header, but

0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Rebecca Simmons or someone didn't change there. That's weird. Okay,

0:46:41.000 --> 0:46:43.719
<v Speaker 1>that's another another email. Hey guys, sorry, this is a

0:46:43.800 --> 0:46:46.200
<v Speaker 1>grammar related Two weeks ago, I got I got a

0:46:46.239 --> 0:46:48.719
<v Speaker 1>new car and the salesman kept saying pin number and

0:46:48.760 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 1>it was driving me crazy. Oh yeah, just like I

0:46:52.640 --> 0:46:54.600
<v Speaker 1>see you. Yeah, I had something to say. I was

0:46:54.719 --> 0:46:58.000
<v Speaker 1>very kind. After the third or fourth time, I said

0:46:58.000 --> 0:47:00.440
<v Speaker 1>to him, listen, I don't want to be condescend, but

0:47:00.520 --> 0:47:02.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm an English teacher, so I have to say something.

0:47:03.080 --> 0:47:06.279
<v Speaker 1>You keep saying pin number, and that's redundant because the

0:47:06.400 --> 0:47:10.439
<v Speaker 1>end stands for number. You're saying personal identification number number.

0:47:11.280 --> 0:47:13.680
<v Speaker 1>He looked at me like I was sprouting a new head.

0:47:14.239 --> 0:47:16.480
<v Speaker 1>I then had to tell him what all the letters

0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:20.680
<v Speaker 1>stood for. As I talked about it about I gave

0:47:20.760 --> 0:47:24.480
<v Speaker 1>the A t M machine reference again again at A

0:47:24.640 --> 0:47:27.759
<v Speaker 1>T M and I did all of them. Then this

0:47:27.920 --> 0:47:32.120
<v Speaker 1>morning I get an email about my car with PIN number. Really,

0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:34.960
<v Speaker 1>the number stands for a number. You're still being redundant.

0:47:35.360 --> 0:47:40.520
<v Speaker 1>I thought, pin number. They're looking for a pin number? Still,

0:47:40.600 --> 0:47:43.400
<v Speaker 1>whatever is it? N I thought about you guys instantly,

0:47:43.880 --> 0:47:46.520
<v Speaker 1>it should be Vin, but it's his pin anyway, I'm

0:47:46.560 --> 0:47:48.839
<v Speaker 1>behind the episodes. As I was listening to number one,

0:47:49.400 --> 0:47:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Proody mentioned how he said pin number. I laughed because

0:47:52.440 --> 0:47:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I got the email the same day. I listened to

0:47:54.239 --> 0:47:57.880
<v Speaker 1>the podcast long time listener, first time, reaching out as

0:47:57.920 --> 0:47:59.920
<v Speaker 1>an e l A teacher. I love the grammar fair

0:48:00.000 --> 0:48:02.719
<v Speaker 1>else and when you correct people. I can't wait to

0:48:02.760 --> 0:48:05.120
<v Speaker 1>catch up on episodes, dying to hear what Brody thinks

0:48:05.160 --> 0:48:12.080
<v Speaker 1>about irregardless. Yeah, I'm piste off about that. I'm angry

0:48:12.239 --> 0:48:17.360
<v Speaker 1>about irregardless. Yeah, so uh once are. Jamie Lee Curtis

0:48:17.400 --> 0:48:21.480
<v Speaker 1>tweeted out that she was devastated that the world is

0:48:21.520 --> 0:48:25.160
<v Speaker 1>coming to an end that irregardless is now considered proper grammar,

0:48:25.360 --> 0:48:29.439
<v Speaker 1>that it's acceptable, it should not be accepted. Well, where

0:48:29.480 --> 0:48:31.800
<v Speaker 1>did it say that it's accepted? Is that something is

0:48:31.840 --> 0:48:34.279
<v Speaker 1>an official Yeah, Mariam Webster went out of its way

0:48:34.320 --> 0:48:36.920
<v Speaker 1>to say, no, no, it's you can use it interchangeably. No,

0:48:37.040 --> 0:48:40.880
<v Speaker 1>you can't can Well, according to the history of the word,

0:48:41.680 --> 0:48:44.200
<v Speaker 1>it was acceptable a hundred and fifty years ago, and

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:46.840
<v Speaker 1>it kind of got phased out and now it's considered

0:48:46.880 --> 0:48:51.239
<v Speaker 1>passe and and and trash. But it is acceptable as

0:48:51.280 --> 0:48:53.400
<v Speaker 1>a word. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna recognize it.

0:48:53.920 --> 0:48:56.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm not It's like China. They don't recognize parts of

0:48:56.200 --> 0:48:59.480
<v Speaker 1>their their their area as sovereign nations. And I am

0:48:59.520 --> 0:49:03.840
<v Speaker 1>not recking nizing uh irregardless of the word. Well there, Rebecca,

0:49:03.960 --> 0:49:06.719
<v Speaker 1>that's from Cleveland, and now we also have Orge. This

0:49:06.840 --> 0:49:09.480
<v Speaker 1>is the orgy email. Wow, my phone just jumped emails

0:49:09.520 --> 0:49:12.160
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of me pulling it up. What's up,

0:49:12.200 --> 0:49:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn boys, I am Jersey boy, not to be confused

0:49:15.080 --> 0:49:17.440
<v Speaker 1>with the Jersey kid. It'll be like, it'll be nice

0:49:17.480 --> 0:49:19.759
<v Speaker 1>to hear from let's say, you know. He goes on

0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:21.600
<v Speaker 1>to say it'll be nice to hear from him again

0:49:21.680 --> 0:49:25.200
<v Speaker 1>on an episode. Well, you're welcome. You just heard him,

0:49:25.400 --> 0:49:28.160
<v Speaker 1>just to hear the jingle and soon after hang up

0:49:28.200 --> 0:49:30.680
<v Speaker 1>on him. Not neither of those happened. He stayed on

0:49:30.760 --> 0:49:33.080
<v Speaker 1>for a while, and I don't have the jingle. On

0:49:33.200 --> 0:49:36.240
<v Speaker 1>the other hand, I'm with Scary about the pool Side episode.

0:49:36.680 --> 0:49:39.279
<v Speaker 1>I think it would be an epic one. Brody, you

0:49:39.320 --> 0:49:43.440
<v Speaker 1>should just get get an update, Scary, get an updated

0:49:43.480 --> 0:49:46.959
<v Speaker 1>COVID test and feel comfortable about it. Once Brody gets

0:49:47.239 --> 0:49:49.880
<v Speaker 1>his hot tub, which Brodie has a story about coming up.

0:49:50.120 --> 0:49:52.759
<v Speaker 1>There should be a hot tub episode as well, with

0:49:52.920 --> 0:49:56.440
<v Speaker 1>you guys in the hotea. Either By the way, the

0:49:56.520 --> 0:49:59.439
<v Speaker 1>COVID test doesn't work because it takes three to five

0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:02.120
<v Speaker 1>days on a good week, So I would have free

0:50:02.120 --> 0:50:04.640
<v Speaker 1>to five days you stay in your house, right, and

0:50:04.719 --> 0:50:07.680
<v Speaker 1>that's not gonna happen either way. Anyway, I'm looking forward

0:50:07.680 --> 0:50:10.400
<v Speaker 1>to the next episode, truck driver delivering food supplies to

0:50:10.480 --> 0:50:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Italian restaurants and pizzerias. Listen to The Big Show Daily

0:50:15.920 --> 0:50:18.400
<v Speaker 1>your it tuned into your podcast from episode zero. You

0:50:18.440 --> 0:50:21.799
<v Speaker 1>guys entertain me on my routes, especially lately during these

0:50:21.880 --> 0:50:25.400
<v Speaker 1>uncertain times. You guys have given me some sense of normalcy.

0:50:25.680 --> 0:50:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Thank you alright, Slice for Life Jersey boy out, Thank you, Jorgey.

0:50:31.400 --> 0:50:33.320
<v Speaker 1>Also feel free to pull up some tweets, Brodie, I

0:50:33.360 --> 0:50:37.280
<v Speaker 1>know you you watch on here from Danielle. Uh Danny

0:50:37.360 --> 0:50:40.120
<v Speaker 1>for the win. What a great name, he said, Oh

0:50:40.200 --> 0:50:43.399
<v Speaker 1>my god, that author Petis story is infuriating. It gets

0:50:43.480 --> 0:50:46.879
<v Speaker 1>worse with each part of the conversation. That's right, You're

0:50:46.880 --> 0:50:53.200
<v Speaker 1>absolutely correct, it did get worse. Uh No, I got

0:50:53.239 --> 0:50:57.960
<v Speaker 1>a couple more more, Jeffrey, Um, I guess Jeffrey Lee,

0:50:58.520 --> 0:51:02.120
<v Speaker 1>he's at laws. This is the worst. Okay, Danny for

0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:04.440
<v Speaker 1>the Win is a great Twitter name. This guy's Twitter

0:51:04.640 --> 0:51:09.200
<v Speaker 1>is at l o z t x o U L WHOA.

0:51:10.080 --> 0:51:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure that means something to Jeffrey Lee. But if

0:51:12.520 --> 0:51:14.600
<v Speaker 1>you have to tell someone your Twitter handle, that's annoying.

0:51:14.800 --> 0:51:17.120
<v Speaker 1>But I love you anyway. Hey, I was just listening

0:51:17.120 --> 0:51:19.920
<v Speaker 1>to the current podcast. I don't think you're a scumbag

0:51:20.200 --> 0:51:22.799
<v Speaker 1>for keeping the remaining money from the dollar gift card.

0:51:23.000 --> 0:51:25.520
<v Speaker 1>I would consider that as a service fee. That is

0:51:25.560 --> 0:51:27.799
<v Speaker 1>in regards to the microphone I returned. You guys listen

0:51:27.880 --> 0:51:30.360
<v Speaker 1>in order, so but you owe that money to Elvis

0:51:30.400 --> 0:51:32.520
<v Speaker 1>because it Elvis brought you that met microphone as a gift,

0:51:32.560 --> 0:51:34.920
<v Speaker 1>so that was his money. But okay, listen to the

0:51:34.960 --> 0:51:40.400
<v Speaker 1>episode Judge for Yourself. Zachary Smith. Um, Wow, this guy

0:51:40.480 --> 0:51:44.319
<v Speaker 1>is an asshole forever brody and scary in lower case.

0:51:45.080 --> 0:51:49.880
<v Speaker 1>You love him, Zack here, don't worry. UH won't be

0:51:49.920 --> 0:51:51.800
<v Speaker 1>offended if I don't hear this on the podcast. You

0:51:51.840 --> 0:51:54.719
<v Speaker 1>guys are hilarious. I've been on and on and off

0:51:55.040 --> 0:51:59.120
<v Speaker 1>listener of the Big Show since Brody. You got pulled

0:51:59.200 --> 0:52:02.239
<v Speaker 1>over and you pulled out your dad's officer. I d

0:52:02.440 --> 0:52:05.200
<v Speaker 1>card and I was dying when I heard this. So

0:52:05.320 --> 0:52:07.560
<v Speaker 1>then I decided, So you said that on the big show.

0:52:08.280 --> 0:52:10.719
<v Speaker 1>So then I decided to listen to the podcast. So

0:52:11.640 --> 0:52:14.080
<v Speaker 1>but best decision I ever made. I drive an hour

0:52:14.560 --> 0:52:17.560
<v Speaker 1>where more people like him. I drive an hour each

0:52:17.640 --> 0:52:20.719
<v Speaker 1>way for work. Usually get through almost two episodes a

0:52:20.800 --> 0:52:24.719
<v Speaker 1>day currently on episode. But I always listened to the

0:52:24.800 --> 0:52:26.680
<v Speaker 1>newest one as soon as it comes out, and then

0:52:26.719 --> 0:52:29.120
<v Speaker 1>I go back to where I left off. That's smart.

0:52:29.480 --> 0:52:31.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm okay with that. I was always because it gives

0:52:32.040 --> 0:52:35.040
<v Speaker 1>us more listens. Um. I was always timid about sending

0:52:35.120 --> 0:52:38.240
<v Speaker 1>food back or complaining, But Brody has opened my world

0:52:38.320 --> 0:52:41.240
<v Speaker 1>about it, even as not even I want my free dessert.

0:52:41.480 --> 0:52:43.880
<v Speaker 1>I hope you guys do at least five hundred episodes

0:52:44.280 --> 0:52:47.759
<v Speaker 1>always mentioned to you. Oh he always. He promotes us

0:52:47.800 --> 0:52:51.480
<v Speaker 1>to his friends. Thank you, Sam Zachary Smith, thank you

0:52:51.560 --> 0:52:53.880
<v Speaker 1>so much. You are a role model Slice because not

0:52:54.000 --> 0:52:57.880
<v Speaker 1>only are you listening, but he's spreading the word like

0:52:58.000 --> 0:53:00.640
<v Speaker 1>the COVID, well not like COVID, but you know, you're

0:53:00.640 --> 0:53:03.000
<v Speaker 1>spreading the word to people, and you're you're we we

0:53:03.080 --> 0:53:04.480
<v Speaker 1>need that, we need more of that in their life.

0:53:04.480 --> 0:53:07.400
<v Speaker 1>All right, well, let me mention someone speaking of spreading.

0:53:08.040 --> 0:53:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Jim Thomas on Instagram twin Dad, Jim, I like that name.

0:53:12.600 --> 0:53:16.160
<v Speaker 1>He sent a picture of a hair salon in Goshen,

0:53:16.239 --> 0:53:19.520
<v Speaker 1>New York, and the sign says I should post this

0:53:19.600 --> 0:53:21.160
<v Speaker 1>on my Instagram. I'm trying to do it this week.

0:53:21.640 --> 0:53:27.360
<v Speaker 1>Attention face mask required and as a cartoon like an

0:53:27.400 --> 0:53:30.960
<v Speaker 1>animation of a man wearing a mask, but the mask

0:53:31.200 --> 0:53:34.200
<v Speaker 1>is over the guy's mouth but not his nose. So

0:53:34.400 --> 0:53:37.920
<v Speaker 1>that is a poster fail. That a post fail. So

0:53:38.040 --> 0:53:41.960
<v Speaker 1>thank you Jim for that, and we have oh uh yeah,

0:53:42.000 --> 0:53:46.920
<v Speaker 1>that's it for me. Um uh. This is Annie Palladino.

0:53:47.320 --> 0:53:50.320
<v Speaker 1>She says she sells sex boxes help by the Seashore.

0:53:50.760 --> 0:53:53.759
<v Speaker 1>My name is Annie. Nice to meet you. First of all,

0:53:53.840 --> 0:53:55.800
<v Speaker 1>my friend Lauren is a big fan of yours, and

0:53:55.800 --> 0:53:57.360
<v Speaker 1>I would like to thank you for always making my

0:53:57.480 --> 0:54:00.560
<v Speaker 1>friend happy. She's even considering a career in radio because

0:54:00.600 --> 0:54:03.759
<v Speaker 1>of the work you do. Um, turn around and never

0:54:03.840 --> 0:54:07.920
<v Speaker 1>look back. Do not do that. I am the founder

0:54:07.960 --> 0:54:12.600
<v Speaker 1>of a company called Passion Box Movement. It is an education, contraception,

0:54:12.760 --> 0:54:17.120
<v Speaker 1>pleasure product line focused on helping everyone feel more comfortable

0:54:17.160 --> 0:54:19.840
<v Speaker 1>and safe having sex. I would like to have some education.

0:54:19.920 --> 0:54:22.240
<v Speaker 1>Feel free to send product. I would love to possibly

0:54:22.480 --> 0:54:24.319
<v Speaker 1>have sex with you on your show. Now I'm kidding.

0:54:24.520 --> 0:54:27.239
<v Speaker 1>I would love to possibly talk about my story on

0:54:27.360 --> 0:54:30.839
<v Speaker 1>your show. Don't worry, we aren't super kinky people. I'm

0:54:30.880 --> 0:54:34.600
<v Speaker 1>a college student trying to help people stay safe. Thank

0:54:34.640 --> 0:54:38.400
<v Speaker 1>you so much. That's with Gusto Annie. And then she

0:54:38.560 --> 0:54:41.520
<v Speaker 1>leaves her website passion Box Movement dot com. I'm gonna

0:54:41.560 --> 0:54:43.240
<v Speaker 1>have to check that out when we're done with this podcast.

0:54:43.960 --> 0:54:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Was that a sponsor? Did they sponsor you? No? This

0:54:47.000 --> 0:54:50.160
<v Speaker 1>first dude's first time. A hell of a commercial for them,

0:54:50.640 --> 0:54:53.160
<v Speaker 1>and I don't see product. Everybody ways the free ship

0:54:53.200 --> 0:54:56.719
<v Speaker 1>for us. Um, they just plugged her website. And by

0:54:56.760 --> 0:54:58.720
<v Speaker 1>the way, I'm sure there are plugs on the website.

0:54:59.000 --> 0:55:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right, um Oh, so Nikki had an instant

0:55:04.360 --> 0:55:08.480
<v Speaker 1>scamboni uh this emails for Brody, specifically in reference to

0:55:08.640 --> 0:55:11.160
<v Speaker 1>his Instagram topic a few weeks back. He mentioned that

0:55:11.239 --> 0:55:14.879
<v Speaker 1>somebody on Instagram commented they wanted to collaborate with him

0:55:14.920 --> 0:55:19.480
<v Speaker 1>by sending him a watch to model, despite Scary saying

0:55:19.560 --> 0:55:22.719
<v Speaker 1>they probably don't want photos of wearing the watch at

0:55:22.760 --> 0:55:25.279
<v Speaker 1>Anti N's with his kids. I did say that UM,

0:55:25.520 --> 0:55:27.840
<v Speaker 1>I have had a similar experience and wanted to share.

0:55:28.880 --> 0:55:30.880
<v Speaker 1>I have three little boys and I run an Instagram

0:55:30.920 --> 0:55:34.600
<v Speaker 1>account for them where they model clothes. I work with

0:55:34.719 --> 0:55:37.160
<v Speaker 1>some of the clothing brands by taking photos of my

0:55:37.280 --> 0:55:39.279
<v Speaker 1>kids in their clothes, and in exchange, I get the

0:55:39.320 --> 0:55:43.239
<v Speaker 1>clothes for heavily discounted or for free because I'm a photographer.

0:55:43.440 --> 0:55:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Works out great. Started receiving the attached comments. These are

0:55:47.680 --> 0:55:50.359
<v Speaker 1>only a few from the brands wanted me to promote. Okay,

0:55:50.440 --> 0:55:53.280
<v Speaker 1>so there's the proof. Uh. First time I got the message,

0:55:53.280 --> 0:55:55.200
<v Speaker 1>I figured why not? So I reached out and they

0:55:55.239 --> 0:55:57.960
<v Speaker 1>basically told me for the first collaboration I would get

0:55:58.000 --> 0:56:01.880
<v Speaker 1>the clothes off really and they gave me a code

0:56:01.960 --> 0:56:04.800
<v Speaker 1>to use to buy the items. Turns out their items

0:56:04.840 --> 0:56:07.120
<v Speaker 1>were over priced to begin with, and eight weeks later

0:56:07.800 --> 0:56:10.399
<v Speaker 1>still had not received them and they were clearly coming

0:56:10.480 --> 0:56:13.840
<v Speaker 1>from China. I reached out five to six times and

0:56:13.960 --> 0:56:16.800
<v Speaker 1>threatened to file a PayPal dispute. They ignored me. Finally,

0:56:17.320 --> 0:56:20.960
<v Speaker 1>one out of the three items arrives months later. Oh

0:56:21.040 --> 0:56:24.879
<v Speaker 1>this is a mess and it smelled awful. I don't

0:56:24.880 --> 0:56:27.600
<v Speaker 1>even want to put my kids in it. So this

0:56:27.760 --> 0:56:30.800
<v Speaker 1>person gets free promotional clothing and then fell down a

0:56:30.920 --> 0:56:33.080
<v Speaker 1>rabbit hole to say, oh, we'll give it to you

0:56:33.200 --> 0:56:36.920
<v Speaker 1>for click on this link. So she signed she actually

0:56:37.000 --> 0:56:40.440
<v Speaker 1>paid half price for these fucking clothes, but they were Scamboni.

0:56:40.560 --> 0:56:43.120
<v Speaker 1>These are scammers and there I want to let your

0:56:43.160 --> 0:56:47.520
<v Speaker 1>listeners and slices know that this exists more than you think. Uh,

0:56:47.680 --> 0:56:51.160
<v Speaker 1>they use certain hashtags. In my case, I almost always

0:56:51.239 --> 0:56:53.600
<v Speaker 1>get one popping up if I used a hashtag. Boy

0:56:53.680 --> 0:56:58.279
<v Speaker 1>mom curious to know what hashtag Brody? Hashtags Brody used

0:56:58.760 --> 0:57:02.319
<v Speaker 1>on this post. Okay, So anyway, UH wanted to say

0:57:02.440 --> 0:57:04.600
<v Speaker 1>that this person is a Slice for Life you and

0:57:04.680 --> 0:57:07.480
<v Speaker 1>that's Nicki Miller. So yeah, So don't fall for Scamboni's

0:57:07.520 --> 0:57:10.440
<v Speaker 1>like that you don't click links in email and saying

0:57:10.880 --> 0:57:13.680
<v Speaker 1>you know the latest one, Brody is, um, I will

0:57:13.719 --> 0:57:18.160
<v Speaker 1>pay you three d fifty dollars to advertise Facebook click link.

0:57:18.720 --> 0:57:20.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, okay, you don't even know what I

0:57:20.760 --> 0:57:22.880
<v Speaker 1>don't You don't tell me what your product is. Why

0:57:23.000 --> 0:57:24.920
<v Speaker 1>you the way you're slipping into an accent as you

0:57:25.040 --> 0:57:28.440
<v Speaker 1>tell that story, Well, they use it. It's choppy language.

0:57:28.440 --> 0:57:31.880
<v Speaker 1>They don't use full sentences. They forget about pronouns. And

0:57:31.920 --> 0:57:35.880
<v Speaker 1>they forget about what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, that's what

0:57:35.960 --> 0:57:38.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. So I have a couple of voicemails I

0:57:38.200 --> 0:57:39.800
<v Speaker 1>have to convert to get over to you at some

0:57:39.880 --> 0:57:42.760
<v Speaker 1>point of people telling me like that I have audio

0:57:42.840 --> 0:57:46.280
<v Speaker 1>of what you just said. Yeah, maybe next week. Quick

0:57:46.320 --> 0:57:49.280
<v Speaker 1>one from Joe Dingo. Did we read Joe Dingo? I

0:57:49.360 --> 0:57:52.520
<v Speaker 1>don't know his name. Maybe the Joe Dingo ate your baby.

0:57:53.240 --> 0:57:55.520
<v Speaker 1>You may remember me from sharing your grand police photo

0:57:55.520 --> 0:57:57.400
<v Speaker 1>of the restaurant in City Island that had the sign

0:57:57.480 --> 0:58:03.040
<v Speaker 1>that's spelled Italian wrong. Yea, By the way, how awful.

0:58:03.200 --> 0:58:05.120
<v Speaker 1>That's probably one of the biggest grammar fails ever. You

0:58:05.160 --> 0:58:08.600
<v Speaker 1>own an Italian restaurant, you spell the fucking word Italian wrong. Anyway,

0:58:08.840 --> 0:58:11.960
<v Speaker 1>I need some advice about an Amazon situation, Brodie and scary.

0:58:12.480 --> 0:58:16.320
<v Speaker 1>I recently ran into this while ordering some something for

0:58:16.520 --> 0:58:20.560
<v Speaker 1>myself and the package was supposed to be delivered Monday.

0:58:20.640 --> 0:58:25.080
<v Speaker 1>The app said they tried to make the delivery, but

0:58:25.280 --> 0:58:27.840
<v Speaker 1>something but something happened and they didn't drop it off.

0:58:27.880 --> 0:58:32.440
<v Speaker 1>It's now Friday, no package. Contacted Amazon CS and they

0:58:32.520 --> 0:58:35.360
<v Speaker 1>told me they can either replace the order or refund me,

0:58:36.280 --> 0:58:38.919
<v Speaker 1>being that the item was only ten dollars. I asked

0:58:38.960 --> 0:58:44.520
<v Speaker 1>for both a refund and a supervisor refund and replacement

0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:47.720
<v Speaker 1>at no charge. They refused both. Speaking with the supervisor,

0:58:47.800 --> 0:58:50.120
<v Speaker 1>they said, it's one or the other. So what do

0:58:50.160 --> 0:58:52.400
<v Speaker 1>you do from here? I asked, with my free dessert,

0:58:52.480 --> 0:58:56.960
<v Speaker 1>they didn't give it to me. Well, they didn't sell

0:58:56.960 --> 0:59:00.200
<v Speaker 1>it right, because I never have a problem. Don't know

0:59:00.200 --> 0:59:01.600
<v Speaker 1>if they were to wish you, wash you, or they

0:59:01.600 --> 0:59:03.760
<v Speaker 1>didn't explain it. You have to lay it out. You

0:59:03.800 --> 0:59:06.680
<v Speaker 1>have to explain. Listen, I needed this item for a

0:59:06.760 --> 0:59:09.400
<v Speaker 1>certain thing. There was a gift. You guys after me.

0:59:09.560 --> 0:59:11.880
<v Speaker 1>There needs to be context. It's not like, hey, you

0:59:12.040 --> 0:59:14.120
<v Speaker 1>just ripped me off and I didn't get what I wanted.

0:59:14.200 --> 0:59:15.720
<v Speaker 1>And it can't be like it can't be like, well,

0:59:15.760 --> 0:59:18.160
<v Speaker 1>I ordered this and you didn't come. So on the

0:59:18.280 --> 0:59:22.040
<v Speaker 1>free dessert part and the compassion comes. The emotion will

0:59:22.120 --> 0:59:25.520
<v Speaker 1>come in when they when you start saying saying things right,

0:59:25.760 --> 0:59:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I you a loss of time or money that you

0:59:28.520 --> 0:59:31.720
<v Speaker 1>have to throw in there, or an embarrassment. It led

0:59:31.720 --> 0:59:34.480
<v Speaker 1>to an embarrassing situation. I needed it right away, so

0:59:34.520 --> 0:59:36.040
<v Speaker 1>I had to go to the store near my house

0:59:36.080 --> 0:59:37.960
<v Speaker 1>to get it. I'd go to bed Beth and beyond whatever,

0:59:38.200 --> 0:59:40.040
<v Speaker 1>right or yeah? Or I had to show up to

0:59:40.160 --> 0:59:43.560
<v Speaker 1>my my cousin's graduation without the president right now? I

0:59:43.840 --> 0:59:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I had and he laughed as I opened it up.

0:59:46.480 --> 0:59:48.080
<v Speaker 1>And he opened it up. There's a piece of paper

0:59:48.160 --> 0:59:50.439
<v Speaker 1>saying that of a picture of it because he didn't

0:59:50.440 --> 0:59:52.960
<v Speaker 1>get there in time. When you start explaining that, it

0:59:53.040 --> 0:59:55.919
<v Speaker 1>paints a better picture. And that explained the loss. Yeah,

0:59:55.960 --> 0:59:59.040
<v Speaker 1>that's you have to explain the loss. Two quick things

0:59:59.080 --> 1:00:01.640
<v Speaker 1>from Jane Vic Janevik who used to send his pizza

1:00:01.640 --> 1:00:03.360
<v Speaker 1>to the studio. But we're not in the studio, at

1:00:03.400 --> 1:00:06.240
<v Speaker 1>least I'm not. He said. Uh, if you get a chance,

1:00:06.360 --> 1:00:10.520
<v Speaker 1>listen to Speaking Volumes episode forty nine. This is Scary's

1:00:10.560 --> 1:00:15.120
<v Speaker 1>other podcast with share Well, it said, forward to thirty

1:00:15.760 --> 1:00:19.400
<v Speaker 1>seven and listens about two minutes, then hit the jingle.

1:00:20.000 --> 1:00:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Scary is very good at what he does, very smooth.

1:00:22.360 --> 1:00:24.040
<v Speaker 1>I know it's not the Brooklyn Boys, but I think

1:00:24.080 --> 1:00:28.200
<v Speaker 1>it's funny. So apparently you slipped a sponsor in into

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<v Speaker 1>your other podcast as well. Well, I'm not gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>what it was because I don't want you to hit

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<v Speaker 1>the jingle. That's correct, and one Valdivia just sent me

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<v Speaker 1>a d m at uber facts, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say is not accurate. They put up a

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<v Speaker 1>Met logo and said New York met fans are the

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<v Speaker 1>worst spellers in baseball, with Cleveland Indians fans being the best,

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<v Speaker 1>according to a study from grammar lely so fake news

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<v Speaker 1>first of all. Uh then then he wrote you should

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<v Speaker 1>have been there to take the survey to boost up

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<v Speaker 1>your team. So I think he deliberately used the wrong

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<v Speaker 1>your and the wrong there um as a joke. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>But according to grammar Le, Mets fans have the worst grammar.

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<v Speaker 1>So apparently they did not realize I was a Mets fan. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And also Rob Carran wants to call us out on

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<v Speaker 1>a violation. He says, Hey, scary and Brodie scary first,

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<v Speaker 1>only because Brody was the one that said the following.

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<v Speaker 1>On the last podcast, number one thirty five, Brody said

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<v Speaker 1>that you that you offered listeners to promote a product

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<v Speaker 1>or business during the summer and no one hit you

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<v Speaker 1>guys up about it. I hit you guys up about

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<v Speaker 1>it and didn't get a response. Violation on you guys

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<v Speaker 1>for saying no one contacted you about it when you

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<v Speaker 1>even read my email about it. An episode one thirty four.

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<v Speaker 1>It was regarding Angie's party creations. My wife's creatives given

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<v Speaker 1>given away free free promotion tag hit the jingle on myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved all right, And then one line from Jamie

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<v Speaker 1>fezzina Ketchup fries. Hey Brodie, my son got these Ketchup

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<v Speaker 1>flavored fries potato sticks from Trader Joe's. I thought of

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<v Speaker 1>you hashtag. I've had them there all right. They're Ketchup flavored. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they are spud crunches had hinds potato chips like from

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<v Speaker 1>the from the original. Do we like that? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I talk to you about this this question on Facebook? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So this woman is in a is in a um,

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<v Speaker 1>she's in a she's in a Brooklyn group I belong to.

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<v Speaker 1>She's from our old area. Okay. So she puts up

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<v Speaker 1>a trivia question or a riddle. She puts up a

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<v Speaker 1>riddle and she says, um, you know, only put up

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<v Speaker 1>you know, don't give away the joke. But it's a riddle, right.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants people to guess and answer the question. So

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<v Speaker 1>the question is listen, listen carefully. If it takes a

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<v Speaker 1>day and a half to dig a hole and a

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<v Speaker 1>half and a day for a hole? How long does

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<v Speaker 1>it take to dig a half a hole? And she

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<v Speaker 1>wrote answer only? Okay, okay, so what's the answer? Repeat

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<v Speaker 1>it one more time. If it takes a day and

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<v Speaker 1>a half to dig a hole and a half, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and a day for a hole hole, how long does

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<v Speaker 1>it take to dig half a hole? Half a day? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's your answer? Well, I mean that would that That's

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<v Speaker 1>where it's leading me. It wants me, whoever wrote this

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<v Speaker 1>wants me to say half a day, whether that's wrong

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<v Speaker 1>or a trick question? Half a hold on answered leave

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<v Speaker 1>it alone. So at the bottom of that she wrote

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<v Speaker 1>answer only. So the answer to that riddle is that

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<v Speaker 1>it is impossible half because the second you dig a hole,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a hole, right, the second you you you take

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<v Speaker 1>one scooper and get I answered, and I wrote, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't dig a half hall, it's a whole, right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>my answer. She deleted it and then sent me a

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<v Speaker 1>note saying, please don't rule riddle. Only answers are acceptable.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wrote back, and I said, but that's my answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Any other answer is a wrong answer. So so it

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<v Speaker 1>was people saying a third of a day. Uh, two

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<v Speaker 1>fifths of a day? They were all guessing. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>how long have a day? It depends on how big

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<v Speaker 1>the shovel is. Like, people were like the worst answers.

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<v Speaker 1>The answer is you can't dig a half hole? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did she keep deleting you? Though? So she deleted

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<v Speaker 1>me and reprimanded me and said, I gave away the riddle.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wrote back, and I said, give it away?

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<v Speaker 1>How can you answer the riddle if the answer to

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<v Speaker 1>the riddle is giving away the joke of the riddle,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's my answer. My answer is the correct answer.

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<v Speaker 1>She was mad at me for ruining the joke. But

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<v Speaker 1>the joke was a riddle, and the answer to the

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<v Speaker 1>riddle is to say you can't take a heaf all.

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<v Speaker 1>So I asked her, how is I supposed to answer?

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't want the right answer, She wants everyone to look

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<v Speaker 1>like fools all day behind the correct responses. Only answer

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<v Speaker 1>with wrong answers, so I said, so, So I said

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<v Speaker 1>to her. She wrote that back She said, only one

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<v Speaker 1>only answer the wrong answers. I said, how would I

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<v Speaker 1>know and answers wrong unless I was told it was wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone guessing thinks they're right. I guess what I thought

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<v Speaker 1>was right? So why do you associate with these people

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<v Speaker 1>who are there of Brooklyn Facebook page? Of course it

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<v Speaker 1>was Facebook page. Okay, so he is, So here's what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what happened. Next. She must have checked out my

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page. Now you know how those you have those

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<v Speaker 1>nine pictures your favorite pictures of worse, Facebook does not

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<v Speaker 1>allow you. That was the top friends. There's a featured

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<v Speaker 1>photos on your Facebook page. You can put up your

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<v Speaker 1>favorite nine picture. I think it's nine. You know I

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<v Speaker 1>never did that. Well, here's what I didn't know, and

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<v Speaker 1>people complain about They complain about it. You can't make

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<v Speaker 1>those private. You can't make them friends only or only

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<v Speaker 1>my high school friends. You can't their public. So if

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<v Speaker 1>I interact with people on social media, they could see

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<v Speaker 1>the n They could see those pictures. That's why. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So she checked out who I was, right, based on

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<v Speaker 1>the fact I must have been annoying her. She liked

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<v Speaker 1>all nine of my pictures, then sent me into another director.

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<v Speaker 1>After reprimanding me, she sent me to MC message, could

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<v Speaker 1>you explain, um, how you meet so many celebrities? Oh god, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't know who you are? Well, right, does she doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>She knew you from Facebook? She got you want to

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<v Speaker 1>pitch you knew who I was? I never said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, half of my pictures with celebrities, some

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<v Speaker 1>of them are in front of the Elvis Durant wall

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<v Speaker 1>logo in the in the featured nine and and did

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<v Speaker 1>she think that you got up you broke into the

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<v Speaker 1>studio of the Elvis Duranto nine times, because you're on

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<v Speaker 1>some of my pictures, know some one of my pictures

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<v Speaker 1>is with Queen at the rock station. The point is,

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<v Speaker 1>then she sent me a friend request. Of course, who

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't want to know somebody that's called social climbing, right, friend?

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna sometime I want to know somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>meets celebrities. I'm gonna I'm gonna friend them. Right. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was the annoying guy, but now she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>can I be a friend on Facebook? Of course she does.

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<v Speaker 1>You're much more interesting than these other assholes that she

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<v Speaker 1>deals with every day. Answer to that riddle, Lisa, is no,

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<v Speaker 1>but don't write it. That's right, that's right, don't ruin.

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<v Speaker 1>At least, I don't want to say. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell you know because I don't want to ruin if

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<v Speaker 1>everybody else scary and rody? Oh my god? Um should I?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I should reveal what I'm taking

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<v Speaker 1>up a new hobby, but I'm not ready to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it yet. Okay, we're just gonna tease it right there,

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<v Speaker 1>because you make no, you're you're you're gonna laugh at me.

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<v Speaker 1>You are going to laugh at me. But I'm already

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say, go fund yourself because because you're gonna not,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna be able to picture me taking up

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<v Speaker 1>this hobby. And that's all I'm gonna say on that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get back to that. Must be it must be

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<v Speaker 1>sports something. No. Can I fit a peloton in my apartment?

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<v Speaker 1>No one? No? You know? Did we talk Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I used a lot of stuff on the Big Show?

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<v Speaker 1>Um did I talk about? Do we talk about the

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<v Speaker 1>the Frank Sinatra has eaten here? Thing we've maybe? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember Frank Sinatra has eating here? Okay, Every

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant in hobo Can lays claim to Frank Sinatra, even

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<v Speaker 1>of course, because he was born in Hoboken. All Blue Eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a shrine to him there. But I have to

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<v Speaker 1>say one thing, okay, and you might have this kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thing, this kind of vibe going on in your

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<v Speaker 1>town too, with is a local celebrity that might have

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<v Speaker 1>died a century ago or like some famous person whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't eat their Okay, just because a place is

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<v Speaker 1>just because a person is born in a certain city, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the person dies and there's no proof, there's no visual proof.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh this person, oh that we used to he

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<v Speaker 1>used to play baseball on this field right here. But

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of places will be taking advantage of it.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, oh, yeah, don't you know this was Doris

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<v Speaker 1>Day's favorite pizzeria. This was you know what what does

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<v Speaker 1>that mean? Though? Like when you go into like like pizza,

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<v Speaker 1>like pizza places in our neighborhood, they would put up

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<v Speaker 1>headshots of celebrities. Yes, John give like John Travolta, not

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<v Speaker 1>that one, Okay he did though he ate. I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the back in the day before the Internet, where

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<v Speaker 1>you just get any picture you want. You would go

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<v Speaker 1>to like flea markets or um bazaars, and it'd be

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<v Speaker 1>people selling eight by ten glosses of headshots like celebrity pictures. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd buy them like oh my god, here's a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of like this this hot girl or this famous actor

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Then you'd buy it because you put it

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<v Speaker 1>on your wall. But restaurants would buy them and put

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<v Speaker 1>them up on the wall. They would and give you

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<v Speaker 1>the impression that al Pacino ate in that restaurant, or

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<v Speaker 1>they would like sign it. I love the steak al

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<v Speaker 1>And you don't know if that's al signature or not

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<v Speaker 1>al Pacino ate here. And by the way, even if

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<v Speaker 1>al Pacino did eat there, who's to say that he

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<v Speaker 1>has good taste and food he right, right? He could

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<v Speaker 1>have hated it, or maybe he doesn't have any fucking

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<v Speaker 1>taste buds and everything is tasteless to him, So you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. That doesn't make your food anybod. But like,

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<v Speaker 1>if it goes to a steakhouse doesn't mean it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's scary. Jones drinks bottled water doesn't mean it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say, look out for the local

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity in your town who grew up there, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>long gone, and there's no proof if that person really

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<v Speaker 1>did eat there or frequent there. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>even if they did, what difference would it matter anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Unless it was me unless it was me and scary,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's probably correct. Um. If it like if we ate,

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<v Speaker 1>we ate in a lot of the same places. I

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<v Speaker 1>worked at Roland Roaster, but there's not sign up, that

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<v Speaker 1>says David Birdie from the Alvas Straight Morning Show worked here.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no sign there. They should be, you'd think, you know, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>can we talk about um? Speaking of locations, I teased

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<v Speaker 1>this before. UM, when do you remember a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago there was it was like spring break. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>went to that lake in Wisconsin was I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was Wisconsin and it was in St. Louis, Louis peoples

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<v Speaker 1>for the week weekend right, and so everybody there was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's gonna get sick. No one had masks. They were like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh that it's not locals, not the locals. It's all

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<v Speaker 1>the people from that other place. They all came here.

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<v Speaker 1>And every time you see on the news, like if

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<v Speaker 1>you watch cable news, then they show places from around

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<v Speaker 1>the country because your local news, local news the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever the problem is, they'll show a crowd of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of them go oh yeah, these aren't the local people.

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<v Speaker 1>We we follow the rules. These are tursts. These are

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<v Speaker 1>people that can't. We don't know who these people are.

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<v Speaker 1>They come to our town, they come to our island,

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<v Speaker 1>they come our village, and they hang out and they leave,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not us. It's not us. Right, So this

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<v Speaker 1>week in New York, I'm calling bullshit on that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling a hundred percent bullshit. This week in New York,

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<v Speaker 1>two bars in a story of Queens. Would you say

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<v Speaker 1>a story of Queens is a people are flying to

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<v Speaker 1>America to go visit a Storia. No, well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it is. The story is notorious for having a very

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<v Speaker 1>high hily Greek population, and so so the Greeks from

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<v Speaker 1>America basically lived there. Yeah, I know, and it's a

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<v Speaker 1>it's a nice area. No, no, no, no, no. So

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<v Speaker 1>two bars in Astoria lost their lookal licenses for having

1:13:18.600 --> 1:13:24.240
<v Speaker 1>massive crowds of non socially distant, non masking uh twenty

1:13:24.360 --> 1:13:28.360
<v Speaker 1>thirtysomething's hanging outside the bars, against the rules, breaking the rules.

1:13:29.080 --> 1:13:33.200
<v Speaker 1>So we talked about it on the show on and

1:13:33.360 --> 1:13:37.000
<v Speaker 1>people are texting in those weren't people from Astoria? Those

1:13:37.040 --> 1:13:40.400
<v Speaker 1>weren't people. Okay, First of all, when everybody says that,

1:13:40.920 --> 1:13:43.320
<v Speaker 1>how do you know, how do you know, are you

1:13:43.400 --> 1:13:47.560
<v Speaker 1>on the street taking a poll that the seventy fifty

1:13:48.080 --> 1:13:53.080
<v Speaker 1>people drinking outside those bars, you know they're not from Historia, Queens.

1:13:53.680 --> 1:13:56.519
<v Speaker 1>You know, for that wasn't our people. The people on

1:13:56.600 --> 1:13:59.519
<v Speaker 1>my block wouldn't do that. Okay, So maybe they were

1:13:59.560 --> 1:14:02.200
<v Speaker 1>from Corre. They came five minutes away with the Corona.

1:14:02.600 --> 1:14:07.920
<v Speaker 1>That's perfect, right by Corona, by the way, Queens, that's

1:14:07.920 --> 1:14:10.200
<v Speaker 1>why I said it, right, But they're not coming from

1:14:10.240 --> 1:14:13.360
<v Speaker 1>Manhattan to go to bars in Astoria. They're not driving

1:14:13.360 --> 1:14:15.639
<v Speaker 1>in from Long Island. They're not coming in from Jersey.

1:14:16.320 --> 1:14:18.880
<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Astoria. Well, it's not the hot spot

1:14:19.120 --> 1:14:27.120
<v Speaker 1>if if if um there. We had a situation um

1:14:27.720 --> 1:14:31.719
<v Speaker 1>where people at the Jersey Shore. Yeah, oh my god, Prudy,

1:14:32.439 --> 1:14:35.200
<v Speaker 1>the people, the people, they were overcrowding a couple of

1:14:35.240 --> 1:14:38.720
<v Speaker 1>bars and clubs. And I could tell you that those

1:14:38.800 --> 1:14:41.920
<v Speaker 1>people are not from there. There from North Jersey. They are.

1:14:42.040 --> 1:14:46.120
<v Speaker 1>So but that's easy. The Jersey Shore is a major

1:14:46.240 --> 1:14:51.040
<v Speaker 1>tourist hub that you're seeing. You're seeing non tourist places.

1:14:51.160 --> 1:14:54.960
<v Speaker 1>You're saying places that are places that are like like

1:14:55.520 --> 1:15:01.280
<v Speaker 1>neighborhood haunts, neighborhood places. Left us again, by the way,

1:15:01.760 --> 1:15:09.040
<v Speaker 1>not how quiet it is? Now, Okay, you're back all right, dude. Wow,

1:15:10.240 --> 1:15:13.400
<v Speaker 1>that's an upgrade of a mic. Shut up you have there. Sorry,

1:15:13.439 --> 1:15:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I did it again. I'm getting restless and I kicked

1:15:17.040 --> 1:15:20.439
<v Speaker 1>the wire again. So you were saying sorry, Yeah. What

1:15:20.560 --> 1:15:23.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying is yeah, So what what you're trying to

1:15:23.400 --> 1:15:26.760
<v Speaker 1>say is that it's it's the neighborhood. It's when it's

1:15:27.000 --> 1:15:29.880
<v Speaker 1>people go to a neighborhood place, it's very neighborhood. Either

1:15:30.320 --> 1:15:35.000
<v Speaker 1>it's not it's you, it's your people. You want to say,

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<v Speaker 1>like a third of them maybe, but there was it

1:15:38.479 --> 1:15:40.880
<v Speaker 1>wasn't it was it was all tourists. It wasn't it

1:15:40.960 --> 1:15:44.519
<v Speaker 1>was nobody from here. We're playing? Are we playing? By

1:15:44.560 --> 1:15:46.439
<v Speaker 1>the way, are we playing with? What grinds my gears?

1:15:46.479 --> 1:15:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Because because I got I got something for you, well

1:15:48.800 --> 1:15:51.280
<v Speaker 1>that grinds my gears. I got another thing that grinds

1:15:52.400 --> 1:15:56.120
<v Speaker 1>go first, laundry list. But I got a laundry list. Um.

1:15:56.439 --> 1:15:59.479
<v Speaker 1>A couple of weeks on the Big Show, I talked

1:15:59.520 --> 1:16:04.000
<v Speaker 1>about displeasure for the new Jersey Motor Vehicle Services, which,

1:16:04.040 --> 1:16:06.320
<v Speaker 1>by the way, here we are now three four weeks

1:16:06.400 --> 1:16:09.559
<v Speaker 1>in after they just reopened to the public. After four

1:16:09.600 --> 1:16:12.040
<v Speaker 1>and a half months, and they still do not have

1:16:12.160 --> 1:16:16.519
<v Speaker 1>their ship together. Okay, they don't. You get there after

1:16:16.680 --> 1:16:18.840
<v Speaker 1>nine o'clock in the morning, it's already sold out for

1:16:18.920 --> 1:16:20.760
<v Speaker 1>the day. I think they finally have a system in

1:16:20.840 --> 1:16:24.200
<v Speaker 1>place where you can take a number and come back later.

1:16:24.400 --> 1:16:26.040
<v Speaker 1>In the beginning, it wasn't like that. It was just

1:16:26.479 --> 1:16:30.519
<v Speaker 1>lines and lines and lines of people all having different

1:16:30.600 --> 1:16:33.519
<v Speaker 1>services need to be taken care of. But my wife

1:16:33.560 --> 1:16:35.840
<v Speaker 1>and kid got there at five in the morning and

1:16:35.960 --> 1:16:40.600
<v Speaker 1>waited almost six hours in the rain, and right, and

1:16:40.760 --> 1:16:43.639
<v Speaker 1>if you don't go at that hour, you're fucked. Five

1:16:43.720 --> 1:16:46.000
<v Speaker 1>in the morning and right. So, but now the only

1:16:46.040 --> 1:16:47.880
<v Speaker 1>thing they have under control is the fact that they

1:16:47.960 --> 1:16:50.720
<v Speaker 1>give out numbers and if you don't come within the

1:16:50.760 --> 1:16:53.400
<v Speaker 1>first ten minutes, you're fucked. And then you don't get

1:16:53.439 --> 1:16:55.439
<v Speaker 1>a number if you don't come in the first ten minutes.

1:16:55.680 --> 1:16:57.400
<v Speaker 1>We gave you a website a few minutes ago where

1:16:57.400 --> 1:17:00.280
<v Speaker 1>you could absolutely information on how to do it, guys,

1:17:00.320 --> 1:17:03.439
<v Speaker 1>you can, so okay, So that's it. I And by

1:17:03.479 --> 1:17:04.880
<v Speaker 1>the way, I don't know what the hell they did

1:17:04.960 --> 1:17:06.599
<v Speaker 1>to step in here. I don't know if if if

1:17:06.640 --> 1:17:09.280
<v Speaker 1>the government is really taken care of but it's really

1:17:09.400 --> 1:17:12.320
<v Speaker 1>disgusting what's happening at motor vehicle in New Jersey. I'm

1:17:12.320 --> 1:17:17.800
<v Speaker 1>sure other states are experiencing it too. But when that aside, Okay,

1:17:18.280 --> 1:17:23.840
<v Speaker 1>when you start making comments like that, people always say

1:17:24.600 --> 1:17:27.840
<v Speaker 1>with motor vehicle, ah, you should know you should go

1:17:27.960 --> 1:17:30.800
<v Speaker 1>to the one in this town that's like a rural town.

1:17:31.120 --> 1:17:32.920
<v Speaker 1>You should go to the one there. You should go

1:17:33.040 --> 1:17:35.080
<v Speaker 1>to the one here, try this one, try that one,

1:17:35.520 --> 1:17:39.880
<v Speaker 1>and and I gotta tell you, yes, under normal circumstances,

1:17:39.920 --> 1:17:43.560
<v Speaker 1>in normal times, I am a smart guy. I've I

1:17:43.760 --> 1:17:46.680
<v Speaker 1>know that I'm not going to the Jersey City or

1:17:46.800 --> 1:17:50.599
<v Speaker 1>Bay owned motor vehicle because it's concentrated with all these people.

1:17:50.960 --> 1:17:54.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm making the hour trip to Flemington, New Jersey, which

1:17:54.680 --> 1:17:57.200
<v Speaker 1>is a rural, more rural part of Jersey. Or I'm

1:17:57.240 --> 1:18:00.240
<v Speaker 1>going up to Oakland, New Jersey, where less people. I

1:18:00.400 --> 1:18:02.600
<v Speaker 1>do that. I do that by nature. I know I

1:18:02.680 --> 1:18:06.360
<v Speaker 1>have these sensibilities. Okay, Now, don't you think that on

1:18:06.439 --> 1:18:09.080
<v Speaker 1>the first time that they that, on that first day

1:18:09.240 --> 1:18:11.679
<v Speaker 1>when this was going on, that I tried those tactics

1:18:12.080 --> 1:18:15.880
<v Speaker 1>and it bit me in the ass, of course, But

1:18:17.400 --> 1:18:20.880
<v Speaker 1>people texted in after I told that story of my displeasure,

1:18:21.720 --> 1:18:24.160
<v Speaker 1>and they were like, you should try the one, and

1:18:24.479 --> 1:18:26.240
<v Speaker 1>then they they tried all that you should try the

1:18:26.320 --> 1:18:28.040
<v Speaker 1>one over here, you should try the one over there.

1:18:28.400 --> 1:18:34.880
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, listen, motherfucker's have you in the past

1:18:35.040 --> 1:18:38.240
<v Speaker 1>two weeks when they reopened. Have you driven past there

1:18:38.280 --> 1:18:44.080
<v Speaker 1>yourself and seen for yourself that there's no line? No,

1:18:44.439 --> 1:18:48.160
<v Speaker 1>you have not. They're just they're just going by the

1:18:48.280 --> 1:18:51.880
<v Speaker 1>muscle memory of like the good times, like you should.

1:18:51.960 --> 1:18:55.559
<v Speaker 1>They're throwing these blankets. You should visit the motor vehicle

1:18:55.640 --> 1:18:59.280
<v Speaker 1>over here, but it's on a small street. Nobody goes there, right,

1:18:59.439 --> 1:19:06.120
<v Speaker 1>but but but right, They'll say that, and they'll continue

1:19:06.200 --> 1:19:10.240
<v Speaker 1>to say it, even though I just explained to you

1:19:10.600 --> 1:19:13.960
<v Speaker 1>that every motherfucking motor vehicle in the state of New

1:19:14.080 --> 1:19:18.519
<v Speaker 1>Jersey twelve hour weights. But so but they but they

1:19:18.640 --> 1:19:22.760
<v Speaker 1>felt the need. Did you tell Scary to go to

1:19:22.880 --> 1:19:25.760
<v Speaker 1>the motor vehicle in And then I wrote back to

1:19:25.840 --> 1:19:29.240
<v Speaker 1>them and I'm like, I'm like, are you witnessed to this?

1:19:29.520 --> 1:19:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Are you driving by their right now? And there's no line?

1:19:32.720 --> 1:19:35.800
<v Speaker 1>Can you can you confirm right now? Because I'll be

1:19:35.920 --> 1:19:39.799
<v Speaker 1>on my way if you're right, they go by, They're

1:19:39.880 --> 1:19:42.439
<v Speaker 1>just going by hearsay or they're going by, you know,

1:19:42.560 --> 1:19:44.560
<v Speaker 1>like like they're just throwing out these but but to me,

1:19:44.640 --> 1:19:47.160
<v Speaker 1>they're like they're giving you solutions to things that they

1:19:47.240 --> 1:19:49.880
<v Speaker 1>don't know if it's true or not because they haven't

1:19:49.960 --> 1:19:52.360
<v Speaker 1>checked it out themselves. Right, Oh, I got I drive

1:19:52.439 --> 1:19:54.519
<v Speaker 1>by there all the time. That's what have you driven

1:19:54.600 --> 1:20:00.799
<v Speaker 1>by there in the past two weeks? Remember, right, you idiots?

1:20:01.400 --> 1:20:03.599
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm not gonna go on a wild goose chase

1:20:03.680 --> 1:20:06.080
<v Speaker 1>driving two three hours again of course the state of

1:20:06.120 --> 1:20:08.519
<v Speaker 1>New Jersey, only to find out the way it is

1:20:08.560 --> 1:20:11.240
<v Speaker 1>still ten minutes there as it is in the one

1:20:11.400 --> 1:20:14.840
<v Speaker 1>in fucking in in ce Caucus. Sorry, these are all

1:20:14.920 --> 1:20:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Jerseys Jersey towns. But yes, but I'm not going down

1:20:18.240 --> 1:20:22.719
<v Speaker 1>the Jersey shore because uh Sarah wrote in and said,

1:20:22.920 --> 1:20:25.760
<v Speaker 1>I heard Scary's hardship about the two hour way to

1:20:25.880 --> 1:20:28.280
<v Speaker 1>the eight hour way. You should really go to the

1:20:28.320 --> 1:20:31.320
<v Speaker 1>one down in Ocean Township because there's never any or

1:20:31.320 --> 1:20:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Atlantic City or Cape may because nobody's ever there. I'm like, yes,

1:20:35.200 --> 1:20:38.280
<v Speaker 1>but there is now, I guarantee you there is. This

1:20:38.439 --> 1:20:42.639
<v Speaker 1>is a state wide problem. Don't give bad advice if

1:20:42.720 --> 1:20:46.960
<v Speaker 1>you don't know for sure and you cannot confirm. I'm sorry,

1:20:47.000 --> 1:20:53.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm sounding like you. That's fine. I felt I felt

1:20:53.640 --> 1:20:57.960
<v Speaker 1>like I felt like the Jersey kid after I blew

1:20:58.040 --> 1:21:01.080
<v Speaker 1>my wad. And now I'm relaxed. And now here's something

1:21:01.080 --> 1:21:03.160
<v Speaker 1>that just came up on my phone that bothers me.

1:21:03.840 --> 1:21:09.160
<v Speaker 1>I posted a picture of six New York Mets face masks.

1:21:10.040 --> 1:21:12.080
<v Speaker 1>I am as as are you scared? We are both

1:21:12.920 --> 1:21:15.559
<v Speaker 1>crazy Met fans, even though they wouldn't let us into

1:21:15.560 --> 1:21:18.599
<v Speaker 1>the stadium tonight. By the way, I have a cardboard

1:21:18.640 --> 1:21:23.200
<v Speaker 1>cutout of myself somewhere in the stadium today as of tomorrow.

1:21:23.600 --> 1:21:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm very excited about that. Um So, I posted a

1:21:27.720 --> 1:21:31.120
<v Speaker 1>picture of the six masks, and I know people were

1:21:31.160 --> 1:21:34.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna ask me who are Mets fans? Or who want

1:21:34.000 --> 1:21:36.960
<v Speaker 1>a baseball mask? Where I got them? So in the

1:21:37.080 --> 1:21:40.599
<v Speaker 1>description I give the company that made three on the left,

1:21:41.080 --> 1:21:42.560
<v Speaker 1>and I say the three on the right where I

1:21:42.600 --> 1:21:46.400
<v Speaker 1>got those? Those are awesome? Where did you get those?

1:21:46.680 --> 1:21:54.320
<v Speaker 1>That's the that's the comment. It's right there. It's it's

1:21:54.360 --> 1:21:58.000
<v Speaker 1>a description. People are descriptions. They don't recaptions. They just

1:21:58.080 --> 1:22:00.800
<v Speaker 1>look at pictures. Look at the pretty picture. All right.

1:22:00.960 --> 1:22:02.439
<v Speaker 1>I need you to help me with this. This one.

1:22:02.560 --> 1:22:04.040
<v Speaker 1>By the way, I was serious. I was serious. I

1:22:04.240 --> 1:22:06.400
<v Speaker 1>did pay eighty six dollars for a cardboard cut out,

1:22:06.479 --> 1:22:08.200
<v Speaker 1>and that's in tribute to the eight six match the

1:22:08.240 --> 1:22:11.040
<v Speaker 1>last time. And by the way, by the way, if

1:22:11.080 --> 1:22:13.080
<v Speaker 1>you go to Mets dot com, you can get yours

1:22:13.160 --> 1:22:15.800
<v Speaker 1>and it's all go goes to COVID Research, which is

1:22:15.880 --> 1:22:17.599
<v Speaker 1>kind of a cool thing. So now you get cardboard

1:22:17.600 --> 1:22:20.040
<v Speaker 1>cutouts of your face in the stands Now. I was

1:22:20.120 --> 1:22:21.880
<v Speaker 1>trying so hard, and I don't know if it happened.

1:22:22.160 --> 1:22:24.519
<v Speaker 1>I tried to have mine moved up, because they place

1:22:24.600 --> 1:22:27.040
<v Speaker 1>you arbitrarily. So I was trying to get one of

1:22:27.080 --> 1:22:29.160
<v Speaker 1>the guys that we know to be like trying to

1:22:29.240 --> 1:22:31.320
<v Speaker 1>smooth the way they put us behind home plate. I'm like,

1:22:31.600 --> 1:22:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Scary once his cardboard cut up behind home You would

1:22:34.200 --> 1:22:36.040
<v Speaker 1>have done that in real life if I showed up,

1:22:37.040 --> 1:22:39.560
<v Speaker 1>I want my cardboard cut out behind home plate in

1:22:39.640 --> 1:22:41.840
<v Speaker 1>the lens of the camera. Come, by the way, Scary,

1:22:41.920 --> 1:22:44.080
<v Speaker 1>can you post the picture I sent you? Here's the

1:22:44.160 --> 1:22:47.800
<v Speaker 1>funny part. Oh, this is hilarious. When they were exhibition. Okay,

1:22:47.920 --> 1:22:50.240
<v Speaker 1>so when Scary and I go to the games and

1:22:50.320 --> 1:22:53.759
<v Speaker 1>we sit behind home plate, we're very fortunate um. Especially

1:22:53.960 --> 1:22:57.680
<v Speaker 1>during the postseason, we sat behind home plate in the

1:22:57.800 --> 1:23:01.080
<v Speaker 1>same seats every game, be cause the people that own

1:23:01.120 --> 1:23:02.920
<v Speaker 1>the seats are big, corporate rich guys and they don't

1:23:02.960 --> 1:23:05.240
<v Speaker 1>go to the games. They just own the seats, okay,

1:23:06.000 --> 1:23:09.160
<v Speaker 1>And so um we would sit in the same seat,

1:23:09.200 --> 1:23:11.040
<v Speaker 1>and you guys would see us at the game going, hey,

1:23:11.120 --> 1:23:13.280
<v Speaker 1>wave to the camera, hold up two fingers or whatever,

1:23:13.600 --> 1:23:17.439
<v Speaker 1>and we had fun with you guys. Well. Earlier in

1:23:17.520 --> 1:23:20.160
<v Speaker 1>the week, the Mets played the Yankees in an exhibition

1:23:20.240 --> 1:23:22.640
<v Speaker 1>game at City Field with the Mets field with the

1:23:22.680 --> 1:23:25.599
<v Speaker 1>Mets play, and behind home plate there were cardboard cutouts

1:23:25.640 --> 1:23:28.160
<v Speaker 1>of fans that had paid the eighties six dollars before

1:23:28.240 --> 1:23:30.560
<v Speaker 1>scary did and right, and I had not gotten I

1:23:30.640 --> 1:23:33.000
<v Speaker 1>had not paid yet. Let's that's the very clear point

1:23:33.040 --> 1:23:35.200
<v Speaker 1>of this story is I had not gotten mind yet,

1:23:35.240 --> 1:23:37.160
<v Speaker 1>I had not ordered it, and nor did I really

1:23:37.200 --> 1:23:40.320
<v Speaker 1>even know about it. Right. And so the location of

1:23:40.400 --> 1:23:42.720
<v Speaker 1>the seats if you're watching the game is in the

1:23:43.160 --> 1:23:46.280
<v Speaker 1>top left of the screen, right by where the scoreboard

1:23:46.280 --> 1:23:47.600
<v Speaker 1>they put up that little like tells you what the

1:23:47.720 --> 1:23:50.600
<v Speaker 1>ending and the score the little graphic And if you

1:23:50.720 --> 1:23:53.840
<v Speaker 1>watch one network the Mets are on, you just to

1:23:53.880 --> 1:23:56.120
<v Speaker 1>buck our heads. It would cut our heads off and

1:23:56.160 --> 1:23:58.760
<v Speaker 1>maybe you could see our shirts. And another network, I

1:23:58.800 --> 1:24:02.080
<v Speaker 1>think Fox five New York, Fox the Fox channel when

1:24:02.120 --> 1:24:05.320
<v Speaker 1>they had the games for the postseason there there little

1:24:05.360 --> 1:24:08.880
<v Speaker 1>scoreboard was shaped differently you could see us. And so

1:24:10.040 --> 1:24:12.439
<v Speaker 1>I was watching the Mets network s N Y and

1:24:13.080 --> 1:24:16.360
<v Speaker 1>of there's a cardboard cutout right next to the scoreboard

1:24:16.560 --> 1:24:18.680
<v Speaker 1>in the seat on the right, and the seat on

1:24:18.760 --> 1:24:23.120
<v Speaker 1>the left was blocked. It was blocked by the scoreboard.

1:24:23.400 --> 1:24:25.720
<v Speaker 1>When when we would go to the games, Scary would

1:24:25.720 --> 1:24:27.400
<v Speaker 1>always sit on the aisle on the right and I

1:24:27.439 --> 1:24:30.080
<v Speaker 1>would sit to his right, but looking on television to

1:24:30.160 --> 1:24:34.559
<v Speaker 1>the left. So in those seats is a cardboard cutout

1:24:34.720 --> 1:24:38.360
<v Speaker 1>of a guy who looks a hundred and fift. It's scary,

1:24:38.760 --> 1:24:40.920
<v Speaker 1>like it's scary. It was so much. It was so

1:24:41.080 --> 1:24:45.000
<v Speaker 1>scary that that two people tweeted at me with the

1:24:45.080 --> 1:24:47.640
<v Speaker 1>screenshot said, Scary, I see your cardboard cut out of

1:24:47.680 --> 1:24:49.760
<v Speaker 1>my seat and they circle it, and I'm like, that's

1:24:49.800 --> 1:24:52.880
<v Speaker 1>not right, that's not so. I was pretending in my

1:24:53.040 --> 1:24:55.920
<v Speaker 1>mind that I was my cardboard cutout was sitting next

1:24:55.960 --> 1:24:58.960
<v Speaker 1>to him behind the scoreboard. Because you believed that that

1:24:59.160 --> 1:25:02.000
<v Speaker 1>was me you don't think, I said, Scary, how did

1:25:02.040 --> 1:25:03.800
<v Speaker 1>you do that? He said, I didn't do that. I'm like,

1:25:03.880 --> 1:25:07.479
<v Speaker 1>you're full of crap. That's you. It's it's you. And

1:25:07.520 --> 1:25:09.799
<v Speaker 1>I said, I never posed that way. That's not my picture.

1:25:09.880 --> 1:25:11.840
<v Speaker 1>It's a guy who looks like me. And You're like, no,

1:25:12.080 --> 1:25:14.200
<v Speaker 1>it's you. And I'm in the seat next to you

1:25:15.200 --> 1:25:18.960
<v Speaker 1>until until Scary said, well, I'm gonna put on they

1:25:19.000 --> 1:25:21.320
<v Speaker 1>S network because the Mets were playing the Yankees. The

1:25:21.439 --> 1:25:23.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes network is the Yankees network, and the and the

1:25:23.640 --> 1:25:26.360
<v Speaker 1>graphic of the scoreboard does not block those seats next

1:25:26.400 --> 1:25:28.519
<v Speaker 1>to me, right, And so there's a little kid sitting

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<v Speaker 1>next to Scary. So I knew it wasn't scary because

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<v Speaker 1>he would never go to a baseball game with a kid, right,

1:25:33.520 --> 1:25:35.320
<v Speaker 1>And it wasn't. It was no parent would let him

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<v Speaker 1>sit next to a kid. It was not exactly. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's very funny that it looked the guy looked like me,

1:25:40.720 --> 1:25:42.759
<v Speaker 1>and it was that seat, which is crazy. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we gotta get out of here. Scary, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't tell the hot tub story. People would get mad

1:25:47.400 --> 1:25:49.519
<v Speaker 1>at me, all right, so then tell the hot tub story.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get out of here. I'll tell you what. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a long hot tup story and a short one.

1:25:52.680 --> 1:25:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Let me give you the short one I got. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give you the long hot tub story episode seven. That's

1:25:57.600 --> 1:25:59.800
<v Speaker 1>a promise, Okay, let me give you the short hot

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<v Speaker 1>tub story. We got a hot tub. We waited a

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<v Speaker 1>long time for it, and yesterday it got installed by

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<v Speaker 1>the electrician, which takes a lot. It took like three

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<v Speaker 1>hours and they set it up. We filled it with water,

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<v Speaker 1>had the pump going great, so on top of my

1:26:15.560 --> 1:26:17.200
<v Speaker 1>and my family hadn't come home yet, so it's just

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<v Speaker 1>me with the hot tub. On top of the hot tub.

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<v Speaker 1>I read the instruction manual. There are black knobs with

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<v Speaker 1>like a dial on top, okay, and you turn the

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<v Speaker 1>dial and and that increases the power of the jets

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<v Speaker 1>in the seat that you're sitting in. So let's say

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<v Speaker 1>you're sitting alone in the hot tub and you want

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<v Speaker 1>all the jet power to be where you're sitting. You

1:26:38.640 --> 1:26:41.439
<v Speaker 1>can turn the dial and it knows that you're sitting there,

1:26:41.760 --> 1:26:44.000
<v Speaker 1>and it diverts all the jet power to where you're sitting.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that make sense? So I tested out the one

1:26:48.200 --> 1:26:50.840
<v Speaker 1>seat to the right side of the little, little little

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<v Speaker 1>insignificant waterfall thing that they have. It's not it's not

1:26:54.400 --> 1:26:55.920
<v Speaker 1>the greatest hot top. It's just it's a it's a

1:26:55.920 --> 1:26:59.720
<v Speaker 1>hot tub, and um, and we financed it. Okay. So

1:27:00.840 --> 1:27:03.599
<v Speaker 1>I then set another seat, and I noticed the dial

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't working. So I looked at the owner's manual and said,

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<v Speaker 1>if it's not working, unscrew the dial. It's possible it's

1:27:12.400 --> 1:27:16.320
<v Speaker 1>not sitting right because the dial is underneath it is

1:27:16.360 --> 1:27:19.200
<v Speaker 1>a white tube that clicks into the hot tub, and

1:27:19.360 --> 1:27:23.760
<v Speaker 1>that bottom piece turns the valve inside the cabinet that

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<v Speaker 1>diverts the water. So I had to unscrew it. I did.

1:27:28.080 --> 1:27:30.920
<v Speaker 1>I saw it wasn't perfectly screwed in. I screwed it

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<v Speaker 1>back in. No problem, it's working fine now, okay. Uh.

1:27:35.320 --> 1:27:37.320
<v Speaker 1>About four hours later last night, I want to stay.

1:27:37.320 --> 1:27:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Around eight thirty nine o'clock, my wife and kids come

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<v Speaker 1>home and they say, hey, we want to get in

1:27:41.320 --> 1:27:44.799
<v Speaker 1>the hot tub. I said, you know what, the chemicals

1:27:44.880 --> 1:27:48.000
<v Speaker 1>haven't taken effect yet. You're not really supposed to get in,

1:27:48.200 --> 1:27:50.080
<v Speaker 1>and we're not. We're just gonna get it for fifteen minutes,

1:27:50.400 --> 1:27:51.760
<v Speaker 1>just as we can say we got the hot tub.

1:27:51.800 --> 1:27:53.479
<v Speaker 1>We waited four months for the hot tub. Let me,

1:27:53.560 --> 1:27:55.639
<v Speaker 1>let's just get in it said okay. So they getting

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<v Speaker 1>the hot tub and my wife sits in one of

1:27:57.960 --> 1:27:59.960
<v Speaker 1>the seats I hadn't sat in in the hot tub,

1:28:01.080 --> 1:28:04.519
<v Speaker 1>and she says, the jets don't feel very powerful. I said, oh,

1:28:04.640 --> 1:28:08.519
<v Speaker 1>you just gotta turn this black dial. Now, in the

1:28:08.600 --> 1:28:11.960
<v Speaker 1>owner's manual it talks about the dials, and it talks

1:28:12.000 --> 1:28:16.200
<v Speaker 1>about diverters. The diverters do something else, doesn't really matter,

1:28:16.800 --> 1:28:20.960
<v Speaker 1>but they look the same. Now, keep in mind, it

1:28:21.040 --> 1:28:22.400
<v Speaker 1>was at night, and even though I had the lights

1:28:22.439 --> 1:28:24.439
<v Speaker 1>on in the backyard, it was still a little dark.

1:28:24.520 --> 1:28:28.240
<v Speaker 1>On the deck. It wasn't completely well lit. So I said, oh,

1:28:28.400 --> 1:28:31.000
<v Speaker 1>you just have to turn the dial and it makes

1:28:31.040 --> 1:28:33.920
<v Speaker 1>the jets work harder. Just oh, can you do that

1:28:34.040 --> 1:28:36.679
<v Speaker 1>for me? I said sure, and I turned the dial.

1:28:38.760 --> 1:28:41.360
<v Speaker 1>And I guess I turned the base of the dial

1:28:42.000 --> 1:28:47.080
<v Speaker 1>more than I should have. And that wasn't a jet adjuster.

1:28:47.640 --> 1:28:50.439
<v Speaker 1>What was it? Well, as soon as I loosened it

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<v Speaker 1>a little, it shoots up in the air from water pressure,

1:28:55.080 --> 1:28:59.839
<v Speaker 1>right like a fountain, and then the water suddenly stops

1:29:00.520 --> 1:29:05.880
<v Speaker 1>shooting out of the whole. I notice this particular thing

1:29:07.720 --> 1:29:10.000
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have a white piece under it like the other

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<v Speaker 1>one did. And then about a second or two later,

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<v Speaker 1>it seemed like it was quicker, but it was about

1:29:16.479 --> 1:29:22.280
<v Speaker 1>a second or two I hear inside the cabinet of

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<v Speaker 1>the hot tub, and then I see water pouring out

1:29:27.800 --> 1:29:31.160
<v Speaker 1>of every every seam in the cabinet case and the

1:29:31.439 --> 1:29:34.400
<v Speaker 1>and the water level of the hot tub is draining

1:29:35.240 --> 1:29:39.600
<v Speaker 1>very quickly, and my family's going, what's going on? So

1:29:39.760 --> 1:29:43.320
<v Speaker 1>it's bubbling and dropping in volume. The water is spraying

1:29:43.439 --> 1:29:46.360
<v Speaker 1>all over me. Oh my god, I feel like I'm

1:29:46.360 --> 1:29:48.320
<v Speaker 1>in a sitcom. It's like, can I turn it off?

1:29:49.640 --> 1:29:52.559
<v Speaker 1>But there's nothing to turn off because I've removed the thing.

1:29:53.520 --> 1:29:58.000
<v Speaker 1>So now the cabinet has six metal screws in it

1:29:58.880 --> 1:30:02.040
<v Speaker 1>that whatever is leaking is behind this cabinet. So I

1:30:02.240 --> 1:30:05.960
<v Speaker 1>run to the breaker. I turned the breaker off. I

1:30:06.080 --> 1:30:08.200
<v Speaker 1>turned the pump off because the pump is shooting the

1:30:08.240 --> 1:30:10.720
<v Speaker 1>water all over the inside of the cabinet, and I

1:30:10.800 --> 1:30:16.680
<v Speaker 1>stopped it about halfway. So now it's like nine o'clock, right,

1:30:16.800 --> 1:30:18.760
<v Speaker 1>I stuffed doing my work for the morning show, which

1:30:18.800 --> 1:30:21.200
<v Speaker 1>takes me a couple hours. So at nine o'clock my

1:30:21.240 --> 1:30:22.720
<v Speaker 1>wife goes, all right, we'll go back in the house.

1:30:22.800 --> 1:30:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. She's like, it wasn't mad, but I was like,

1:30:25.600 --> 1:30:27.680
<v Speaker 1>they just wanted to sit in the hot tub. And

1:30:27.760 --> 1:30:29.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I've done, but I've ruined it.

1:30:30.000 --> 1:30:31.720
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know. I don't know what's wrong. I

1:30:31.880 --> 1:30:34.639
<v Speaker 1>look in the hole to see what is no longer

1:30:34.720 --> 1:30:37.080
<v Speaker 1>in the hole, and all I can see is tubes

1:30:37.120 --> 1:30:41.200
<v Speaker 1>and cables and electrical But I can't see what came off.

1:30:41.320 --> 1:30:46.280
<v Speaker 1>What to figure out why the water shooting? You damn right?

1:30:47.000 --> 1:30:51.240
<v Speaker 1>So I text back the the my electrician, and I say, hey, man,

1:30:51.840 --> 1:30:55.160
<v Speaker 1>I know it's It was nine thirty by the time

1:30:55.200 --> 1:30:57.640
<v Speaker 1>I thought to call him. I said, hey, what do

1:30:57.720 --> 1:31:00.120
<v Speaker 1>I do? I'm looking at the owner's manual, like, what

1:31:00.200 --> 1:31:01.920
<v Speaker 1>do you do if you take the diverter off? Nothing?

1:31:02.160 --> 1:31:04.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking on YouTube. Nothing. So I text him. I go,

1:31:04.880 --> 1:31:08.120
<v Speaker 1>sorry to bother, you, can you swing by tomorrow and

1:31:08.200 --> 1:31:10.400
<v Speaker 1>just open up the cabinet and just figure out what

1:31:10.560 --> 1:31:13.719
<v Speaker 1>popped off? And he goes, yeah, now I'm in another

1:31:13.760 --> 1:31:16.439
<v Speaker 1>part of New Jersey tomorrow. I can't do it. I'm like,

1:31:16.520 --> 1:31:20.160
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I'm screwed. So I start taking I'm like,

1:31:20.240 --> 1:31:21.680
<v Speaker 1>let me look in the cabinet, let me see what

1:31:21.720 --> 1:31:23.760
<v Speaker 1>I can do side the breakers off. I take my

1:31:23.840 --> 1:31:28.240
<v Speaker 1>drill and I'm drilling out the screws and one of

1:31:28.320 --> 1:31:31.720
<v Speaker 1>them strips immediately, like it just it eats up the

1:31:31.960 --> 1:31:34.479
<v Speaker 1>Philip's Head and it's gone. I can't get the screw out,

1:31:34.720 --> 1:31:37.240
<v Speaker 1>so I text the engine. I text the guy again, Hey, man,

1:31:37.320 --> 1:31:39.439
<v Speaker 1>the screw strip. What do I do? He says, yeah,

1:31:39.439 --> 1:31:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I noticed some of the screws were cheap, so we

1:31:41.680 --> 1:31:44.000
<v Speaker 1>replaced some of them with better screws, but we didn't

1:31:44.040 --> 1:31:49.800
<v Speaker 1>get all of them. Job, I've got a Philip's Head

1:31:49.840 --> 1:31:53.280
<v Speaker 1>screw that is now basically a square. There's a box,

1:31:53.560 --> 1:31:55.920
<v Speaker 1>a little box inside the screw. It's a hole. So

1:31:56.040 --> 1:31:58.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to I'm taping it. I'm trying to use

1:31:58.400 --> 1:32:02.120
<v Speaker 1>a wrench, needle, nose, pliers, alan keys, unit. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>get to screw out. And the cabinet cover is like

1:32:05.080 --> 1:32:06.720
<v Speaker 1>it's off a little bit so I can look in,

1:32:06.840 --> 1:32:09.479
<v Speaker 1>but I can't get it off. It took me, I

1:32:09.560 --> 1:32:11.720
<v Speaker 1>want to say, an hour to figure out how to

1:32:11.760 --> 1:32:14.559
<v Speaker 1>get the stripped screw out. When I finally did. At

1:32:14.600 --> 1:32:17.400
<v Speaker 1>this point, it's like eleven o'clock. My family has gone

1:32:17.439 --> 1:32:21.479
<v Speaker 1>to bed. I'm out there with with this water everywhere, uh,

1:32:21.880 --> 1:32:24.880
<v Speaker 1>except in the hot tub. And then I opened it

1:32:24.960 --> 1:32:27.680
<v Speaker 1>up and I see the hose that I can now

1:32:27.800 --> 1:32:30.439
<v Speaker 1>put into the bottom of the hole, attach the black

1:32:30.560 --> 1:32:33.800
<v Speaker 1>thing again, screw it together. It took me another forty

1:32:33.840 --> 1:32:36.920
<v Speaker 1>minutes to put the thing back together and add the water.

1:32:37.720 --> 1:32:39.320
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't go to sleep. I had to see if

1:32:39.360 --> 1:32:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I fixed it. So I had to wait till it

1:32:41.040 --> 1:32:45.280
<v Speaker 1>refilled with water. And then eventually, somewhere on midnight, I

1:32:45.400 --> 1:32:48.479
<v Speaker 1>want to say, I went back outside and it was

1:32:48.560 --> 1:32:51.400
<v Speaker 1>working again. So that was my night last night. So

1:32:51.600 --> 1:32:55.080
<v Speaker 1>lesson learned. Don't turn anything on a thing you don't

1:32:55.160 --> 1:32:57.680
<v Speaker 1>know how to use. I don't know, you might not

1:32:57.720 --> 1:32:59.560
<v Speaker 1>be turning the right thing. In this case, it was

1:32:59.600 --> 1:33:01.760
<v Speaker 1>a complete the wrong thing. I turned the wrong thing,

1:33:01.880 --> 1:33:04.720
<v Speaker 1>so I now know the difference between the dial and

1:33:04.840 --> 1:33:09.200
<v Speaker 1>the diverter. Yeah, I'll say lesson learned. So that was

1:33:09.320 --> 1:33:11.120
<v Speaker 1>not the worst part of my week. And returned to

1:33:11.200 --> 1:33:13.240
<v Speaker 1>the hot tub. Here's a tease I'll give you before

1:33:13.240 --> 1:33:15.839
<v Speaker 1>we get out of here. One of the big problems

1:33:15.920 --> 1:33:19.919
<v Speaker 1>I had with the delivery of the hot tub, Scary

1:33:20.280 --> 1:33:23.000
<v Speaker 1>happened to be on the phone talking to me when

1:33:23.040 --> 1:33:26.519
<v Speaker 1>it happened, and so he heard it all. Now he

1:33:26.720 --> 1:33:31.840
<v Speaker 1>hud understands it's all real. This is my life, this

1:33:32.000 --> 1:33:35.040
<v Speaker 1>really happens for me, has a permanent dark cloud over

1:33:35.200 --> 1:33:38.400
<v Speaker 1>his head at all times. This guy, I swear to God,

1:33:38.479 --> 1:33:40.519
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we'll go into it next week. I'm just

1:33:40.720 --> 1:33:43.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna let you know that that feel bad

1:33:43.720 --> 1:33:46.240
<v Speaker 1>for Brody. Let's tell him the biggest pity party one day,

1:33:46.600 --> 1:33:50.360
<v Speaker 1>because this man is stricken with the worst motherfucking luck

1:33:50.400 --> 1:33:53.719
<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen anywhere. Now, Scary didn't mention it briefly

1:33:53.760 --> 1:33:57.000
<v Speaker 1>on the fifteen minute morning show, but not exactly. We'll

1:33:57.040 --> 1:33:59.479
<v Speaker 1>get into detail next week. It's quite the story. Yeah,

1:34:00.439 --> 1:34:01.880
<v Speaker 1>and it has to do with the hot tub again.

1:34:03.400 --> 1:34:06.479
<v Speaker 1>You know what, I didn't have a hot tub in

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