WEBVTT - Smut Novels in School

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<v Speaker 1>It's another Jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hi, this is pe Deakins, the assistant to the

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<v Speaker 2>principal here at Elementary.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for Danny's father.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is Jim.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, William, how are you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you heard me or not, but

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<v Speaker 2>my name is Peede Deakins, assistant to the principal here

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<v Speaker 2>at Elementary, and I needed to call you today regarding

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<v Speaker 2>your fourth grade son, Danny.

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<v Speaker 3>Is everything again?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, Danny is currently sitting across from me in

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<v Speaker 2>the principal's office and we have a bit of an

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<v Speaker 2>issue that I need.

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<v Speaker 1>To call you about today. Was assuming you know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I have no idea what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we had book reports due today in his class,

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<v Speaker 2>and your son, Danny brought in a book report today

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<v Speaker 2>on a book called walm or not Necessarily Appropriate for

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<v Speaker 2>fourth graders.

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<v Speaker 1>If you know what book that is.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I have an idea about it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a romance novel where with all sorts of sexy

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<v Speaker 2>time things happening.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my wife read those mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you're gonna go ahead and pass the blame

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<v Speaker 2>onto the wife and not take responsibility for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm not sure I appreciate that ton of.

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<v Speaker 1>Boys, but well, I would appreciate some.

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<v Speaker 3>Books, and I'm sure he just like God's the bookshelf.

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<v Speaker 2>Your son is a fourth grader who brought in a

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<v Speaker 2>romance novel as a book report, and I would appreciate

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<v Speaker 2>some honesty from you. We try to teach all our

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<v Speaker 2>kids here at the school to be honest and own

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<v Speaker 2>up to their mistakes.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I try to teach my kids the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, great, and let's lead by example.

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<v Speaker 3>I am leading by example. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're admitting that this book is yours.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not. I'm telling you the truth like I

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<v Speaker 3>tell my kid the truth. Now tell me the truth

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<v Speaker 3>and tell me what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, when Danny, your son came to the office, I

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<v Speaker 2>demanded that I see the book, and I read it

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, where did you get this smut?

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<v Speaker 1>Danny?

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, I called it smut again, Danny. He's sitting

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<v Speaker 2>across from me and he said his pop off. So

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<v Speaker 2>you want to be honest with me about what you

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<v Speaker 2>read there?

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<v Speaker 1>William.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, this is incorrect.

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<v Speaker 1>It is not my book.

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<v Speaker 3>These are books my wife reads. Second, even if they

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<v Speaker 3>were my books, why would this Danny business of yours? Well, Bird,

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<v Speaker 3>you still haven't answered my question.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Danny, I'm going to ask you to leave the

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<v Speaker 2>room now sitting in the lobby, so i'm your son,

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<v Speaker 2>is leaving the room so I can have a very

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<v Speaker 2>candid conversation with you. Okay, all right, the door is closed.

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<v Speaker 2>And I have to tell you that I don't appreciate

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<v Speaker 2>this book coming into our schools because I had to

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<v Speaker 2>read a little bit of it because of the situation.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm in trouble with my boss.

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<v Speaker 3>Now bummer for you. Yes, I don't really understand why

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<v Speaker 3>you're in trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, imagine my boss's reaction when I start reading

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<v Speaker 2>this book and it is just as hot as I

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<v Speaker 2>thought it would be and he walks in and I'm naked,

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<v Speaker 2>and so yeah, I don't cate it.

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<v Speaker 3>What the did I just hear? I'm sorry? I think

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<v Speaker 3>your name again?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, sure, I'll give it to you. Pete Eakins. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the assistant to the principle here and.

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<v Speaker 3>You're the assistant to the principal At Principal.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the assistant to the principle.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so you're not even in charge of this aspect

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<v Speaker 3>of the scholastic program. What you're in charge of, like

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<v Speaker 3>the principal schedule is amazing. You're just going off on

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<v Speaker 3>yourself with a romance novel.

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<v Speaker 1>Tank that did not happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I would just took my shirt off because I

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<v Speaker 2>was getting a little hot.

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<v Speaker 3>You took your shirt off like adas cool. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm over this conversation. I'm hanging up on you now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go find out what the number of the

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<v Speaker 3>superintendent is and you're done. Dude, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>the this freaky is, but this is not gonna fly.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then I'm gonna let you know that this is

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<v Speaker 2>actually a prank phone call and your wife set you up.

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<v Speaker 2>This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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<v Speaker 2>phone prank on you.

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<v Speaker 1>And your wife set you up for it.

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<v Speaker 2>You seriously, Yeah, she said that you give her crap

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<v Speaker 2>all the time for reading romance, and I was I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to mess with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow. I guess I feel better now that I know

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<v Speaker 3>this isn't a real assistant to the regional district manager

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.