1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: It's another Jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. 2 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is pe Deakins, the assistant to the 3 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 2: principal here at Elementary. 4 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 1: I'm looking for Danny's father. 5 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is Jim. 6 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 1: Hi, William, how are you. 7 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 2: I don't know if you heard me or not, but 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,599 Speaker 2: my name is Peede Deakins, assistant to the principal here 9 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 2: at Elementary, and I needed to call you today regarding 10 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 2: your fourth grade son, Danny. 11 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 3: Is everything again? 12 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 2: Well, no, Danny is currently sitting across from me in 13 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 2: the principal's office and we have a bit of an 14 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 2: issue that I need. 15 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: To call you about today. Was assuming you know what 16 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: it is. 17 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 3: I have no idea what's going on? 18 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 2: Well, we had book reports due today in his class, 19 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 2: and your son, Danny brought in a book report today 20 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 2: on a book called walm or not Necessarily Appropriate for 21 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 2: fourth graders. 22 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 1: If you know what book that is. 23 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:07,960 Speaker 3: I think I have an idea about it. 24 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,919 Speaker 2: It's a romance novel where with all sorts of sexy 25 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 2: time things happening. 26 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife read those mm hmm. 27 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 2: Okay, so you're gonna go ahead and pass the blame 28 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 2: onto the wife and not take responsibility for it. 29 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not sure I appreciate that ton of. 30 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,200 Speaker 1: Boys, but well, I would appreciate some. 31 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 3: Books, and I'm sure he just like God's the bookshelf. 32 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 2: Your son is a fourth grader who brought in a 33 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 2: romance novel as a book report, and I would appreciate 34 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 2: some honesty from you. We try to teach all our 35 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,119 Speaker 2: kids here at the school to be honest and own 36 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 2: up to their mistakes. 37 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 3: So yeah, I try to teach my kids the same thing. 38 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:44,760 Speaker 3: Thank you very much. 39 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: Okay, great, and let's lead by example. 40 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 3: I am leading by example. Thank you. 41 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: So you're admitting that this book is yours. 42 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I'm telling you the truth like I 43 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 3: tell my kid the truth. Now tell me the truth 44 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 3: and tell me what happens. 45 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 1: Now. 46 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 2: Well, when Danny, your son came to the office, I 47 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 2: demanded that I see the book, and I read it 48 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 2: and I said, where did you get this smut? 49 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:09,959 Speaker 1: Danny? 50 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 2: That's right, I called it smut again, Danny. He's sitting 51 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 2: across from me and he said his pop off. So 52 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 2: you want to be honest with me about what you 53 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,359 Speaker 2: read there? 54 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 1: William. 55 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,799 Speaker 3: First of all, this is incorrect. 56 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 1: It is not my book. 57 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,800 Speaker 3: These are books my wife reads. Second, even if they 58 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 3: were my books, why would this Danny business of yours? Well, Bird, 59 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 3: you still haven't answered my question. 60 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 2: Okay, Danny, I'm going to ask you to leave the 61 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,799 Speaker 2: room now sitting in the lobby, so i'm your son, 62 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 2: is leaving the room so I can have a very 63 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 2: candid conversation with you. Okay, all right, the door is closed. 64 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 2: And I have to tell you that I don't appreciate 65 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 2: this book coming into our schools because I had to 66 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 2: read a little bit of it because of the situation. 67 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 1: And I'm in trouble with my boss. 68 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:01,919 Speaker 3: Now bummer for you. Yes, I don't really understand why 69 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:02,920 Speaker 3: you're in trouble. 70 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,639 Speaker 2: Well, okay, imagine my boss's reaction when I start reading 71 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 2: this book and it is just as hot as I 72 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 2: thought it would be and he walks in and I'm naked, 73 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 2: and so yeah, I don't cate it. 74 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 3: What the did I just hear? I'm sorry? I think 75 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 3: your name again? 76 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,679 Speaker 2: Okay, sure, I'll give it to you. Pete Eakins. And 77 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 2: I'm the assistant to the principle here and. 78 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 3: You're the assistant to the principal At Principal. 79 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 1: I'm the assistant to the principle. 80 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 3: Yes, so you're not even in charge of this aspect 81 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 3: of the scholastic program. What you're in charge of, like 82 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 3: the principal schedule is amazing. You're just going off on 83 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 3: yourself with a romance novel. 84 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 1: Tank that did not happen. 85 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 2: Okay, I would just took my shirt off because I 86 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 2: was getting a little hot. 87 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 3: You took your shirt off like adas cool. I'm sorry, 88 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 3: I'm over this conversation. I'm hanging up on you now. 89 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 3: I'm gonna go find out what the number of the 90 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 3: superintendent is and you're done. Dude, I don't know what 91 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 3: the this freaky is, but this is not gonna fly. 92 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 2: Well, then I'm gonna let you know that this is 93 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 2: actually a prank phone call and your wife set you up. 94 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 2: This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a 95 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,600 Speaker 2: phone prank on you. 96 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 1: And your wife set you up for it. 97 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 2: You seriously, Yeah, she said that you give her crap 98 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 2: all the time for reading romance, and I was I 99 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 2: wanted to mess with you. 100 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 3: Wow. I guess I feel better now that I know 101 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 3: this isn't a real assistant to the regional district manager 102 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,599 Speaker 3: or whatever. 103 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.