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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy

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Speaker 2: You wy away.

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Speaker 3: It's time for your phone tap And today I get

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Speaker 3: a woman to talk to her toilet.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Because it's broken and that's the only way to fix

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Speaker 4: this high tech smart toilet from overseas.

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Speaker 3: Even though in reality she just owns a regular one.

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Speaker 3: I get her to believe that it's something much much more.

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Speaker 1: Did you call Alexis's roommate.

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Speaker 4: In your brand new phone?

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Speaker 2: Tap? Right now?

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Speaker 1: Another?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Hello's this his books from Toto? Is this clear?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Who is this again?

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Speaker 4: Hello? My name is Books. I am from Touto. You

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Speaker 4: emailed about the toilet you're purchected with us. It is

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Speaker 4: having problems.

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Speaker 2: Yes, thank you so much for colling.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, of course, can you tell me about the issue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I just bought this toilet from home and

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Speaker 2: now it's not working and the plumber seems to think

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Speaker 2: that it's a manufacturer issue. So I emailed y'all to

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Speaker 2: see if you can help me fix.

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Speaker 4: That that figures this out. Okay, can you please tell me?

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Speaker 4: Is it the Ultramax two or just z Max.

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Speaker 2: It's the Ultramax two.

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Speaker 4: Oh you like the fancy toilet, so you must have

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Speaker 4: very strong movements. Yes, I'm sorry what you have? Very

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Speaker 4: strong movements. It's a good thing. Movements are strong.

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Speaker 2: I mean I wanted a nicer toilet. The salesperson said this.

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Speaker 4: Was the fat Okay, yes, let us see if we

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Speaker 4: can troubleshoot this for you.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: Let me look at up. I see it says here

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Speaker 4: you have purchased the voice activated toilet.

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Speaker 2: No I didn't. There's no voice activation.

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Speaker 4: This is no no no no no no no no no.

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Speaker 4: The Ultra Max too, it comes with the voice activation.

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Speaker 4: So I must ask you. Have you commanded it to flash?

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Speaker 2: No, it can't flash. You can't do anything. That's why

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Speaker 2: I needed to email you, like it's just yes doing nothing.

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Speaker 4: So are you in the room right now with the toilet?

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 4: It's very similar to how the Americans. You say, Alexa,

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Speaker 4: I need grapefruit, you know, this. Yeah, okay, yes, so

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Speaker 4: you work, you must speak to the toilet. You say,

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Speaker 4: Ultra Max flash me.

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Speaker 2: That's all I do you want me to say that

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Speaker 2: to the toilet?

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Speaker 4: Yes, this is the voice activation feature. This is the

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Speaker 4: day and age we are living. It's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but okay, so what exactly do you need

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Speaker 2: to say again?

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Speaker 4: You say Ultra Max please flash me.

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Speaker 2: I'll try it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I will wait Ultramax.

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Speaker 1: What's me?

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Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, no no. You must say it

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Speaker 4: in his native language in Suelanese sealese. Yes, so good

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Speaker 4: morning Ultramax.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well that's English to me. So what's swalen? How

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Speaker 2: do I say it?

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Speaker 4: It's okay, I have you you you repeat after me? Okay, okay.

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Speaker 4: You say gooli gooley bombom Ultramax. What pump frets.

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Speaker 2: Palm frets is French fries? I'm pretty serous.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Ultramax loves them.

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Speaker 2: Can you just repeat that phrase and I'll give it

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Speaker 2: a whirl one more time?

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Speaker 4: Yes, of course. You say gooli gooley bomboom, Ultramax pump frets.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll try it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, gooy gooy.

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Speaker 2: Bomba threads palm free golly coolly Sorry, what was that again?

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Speaker 4: It's googigle bomb bomb, Ultramax pump Freez very.

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Speaker 2: Loud, gigly bomb bomb, ultram concrete.

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Speaker 4: He is fixed.

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Speaker 2: Yes, nothing happens. I don't think this is working.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Yes, I know the issue. We must wake him

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Speaker 4: up manually.

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Speaker 2: Yes, How am I going to wake him up manually?

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Speaker 4: How in the world you must bend down and find

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Speaker 4: his whole?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 4: And then you reach inside and posy lever? Very hard?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me? You want me to reach inside the toilet.

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Speaker 4: Similar to how you Americans you like to rob the

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Speaker 4: belly of the alligator.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? What alligator?

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Speaker 4: I just want you need to reach into his hole

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Speaker 4: and posy lever if he wants his to mark.

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Speaker 2: That's disgusting. I am not going to do that. It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: You are not helping me. I have had this issue

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Speaker 2: for two weeks, a non working toilet. Sir, can I

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Speaker 2: fixure your supervisor?

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Speaker 4: I am the supervisor. It is a very small company.

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Speaker 2: I don't care. I need to figure out something. I

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Speaker 2: just bought a brand new toilet and I need it

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Speaker 2: to work. And I'm not reaching in and I'm not

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Speaker 2: shouting at it anymore, I am not working.

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Speaker 4: It's very easy. Once you reach in and you pour

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Speaker 4: the lever, you tell me about it, and I will

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Speaker 4: tell you that this is a prank phone call and

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Speaker 4: now all will be fixed.

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Speaker 2: Wait, what did you say?

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Speaker 4: Is the brank phone call? In my country, it's called

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Speaker 4: gooligolly phone tap?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Oh my god, this is a Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't work for the toilet company. I'm from Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning. Your boyfriend Ben set you

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Speaker 3: up for this phone tap?

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Speaker 2: No way.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Ben told us that you bought a new toilet for

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Speaker 3: your house and it wasn't working, so he thought we

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Speaker 3: could mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I cannot believe it. I am going

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Speaker 2: to kill him. Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 4: The Ultramax too does come with a killing feature. Would

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Speaker 4: you like to activate it now?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Please activate it? Please?

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Speaker 4: You will have to do it. In Sulae.

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Speaker 1: Weeke up. Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning