Speaker 1: Miss Spelling with Tory Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi, my friend. I'm so happy to
Speaker 2: see you. How are you? I'm good? You look good?
Speaker 1: Nah, that's a crock of shit. I hate when people
Speaker 1: say that. You know, you're like programmed to be like,
Speaker 1: I'm great, I'm good.
Speaker 2: Oh are you not? Really? I'm man fine.
Speaker 1: Understand as the kids would text me me, me understood,
Speaker 1: Well you don't look me.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, You're welcome. You look well.
Speaker 3: You know, it's so cold here on the East Coast,
Speaker 3: so I have like a heater underneath me and my
Speaker 3: chowaway wrapped up in a blanket over there, and I'm
Speaker 3: just dealing. I'm getting through it, you know. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: miss Palm Springs, but I live in New York now,
Speaker 3: and that's what it is.
Speaker 2: So is the Palm Springs place gone.
Speaker 3: I live in New York and I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: I mean understand that it happened so on accident. Well
Speaker 3: it's the I've never done anything by Tory Spelling and
Speaker 3: my dreams and my dreams.
Speaker 2: Understood, you can keep dreaming. But I love it here,
Speaker 2: I really do. I'm so happy. What did you guys do?
Speaker 2: With that Palm Springs place. Why you want it? Friend?
Speaker 2: Just ask you for a friend. I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: But it's the first time in since I went to
Speaker 3: Palm Springs that I haven't owned a place some pum Springs.
Speaker 3: We really just doubled down on the East Coast. We like,
Speaker 3: once I realized I lived here, I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: we're doing it. So we bought like a you know,
Speaker 3: nice apartment in the city and then a place up state.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, this is what I'm doing now, this
Speaker 3: is what I do.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just doubled down, doubled down. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: tell you the whole story one day.
Speaker 3: It happened on accident that you doubled down, that I
Speaker 3: moved here to New York. It was a total I
Speaker 3: didn't mean to, but can you tell me now?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I was. I had met my so I
Speaker 3: always Let's go back to twenty twenty. January twenty twenty,
Speaker 3: I am in Port of Iarda with my friends. I
Speaker 3: wake up in the morning, I get a breakfast burrito.
Speaker 3: I eat it by the pool and there's only one
Speaker 3: other person up at the pool and I am like,
Speaker 3: who dat right?
Speaker 2: What was in the breakfast burrito. God bless you Tori
Speaker 2: Spelling for asking that. So were friends and we like
Speaker 2: the same thing.
Speaker 3: I was where I play stay in port of Yarda.
Speaker 3: There's like a staircase and you walk down and there's
Speaker 3: like a little breakfast place there called Salute, okay, and
Speaker 3: so I get it's green eggs and turkey bacon. Uh
Speaker 3: breakfast burrito. What that means is they blend in like
Speaker 3: spinach tea.
Speaker 2: Kayo. There's a to ma tea on the side.
Speaker 3: I get the green sauce on the side and avocado
Speaker 3: and all that. So I don't want to keep this
Speaker 3: jerkey bacon. You want to keep going about it?
Speaker 2: Or sorry, what was the cheese in there? And then
Speaker 2: I'll look it.
Speaker 3: I think it's like a cotilla because it's not me.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, it's Mexico.
Speaker 2: Really slow quo, Tia, Like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Ember want to talk about sex, but I could talk
Speaker 1: about food all day long. So I honestly don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever pleased a woman as much as me saying
Speaker 1: katiha cheese pleased you right now? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Welcome, really happy Okay.
Speaker 3: So I met this boy and I was like head
Speaker 3: over heels, and then the world shut down. We had
Speaker 3: to like date for six months, him in New York
Speaker 3: because he lived in New York, me in La and
Speaker 3: I came to visit him and my friend was the
Speaker 3: EP of Drew's show. Did Drew Barrymore Show and she
Speaker 3: had just started it. She was alone in the studio COVID,
Speaker 3: no audience, like, just her in a camera, and he said,
Speaker 3: could you come in one day to do the news
Speaker 3: with her because she's alone. I was like, of course,
Speaker 3: So I did ninety five COVID tests. I went in
Speaker 3: did the news with her, and it was like this
Speaker 3: magical thing happened. I didn't know her. I had just
Speaker 3: my mom had just died. She was like, Drew was
Speaker 3: scared and doing this thing scary alone, and it it
Speaker 3: was like the universe just shoved us together and suddenly,
Speaker 3: like my sister was in front of me, and they
Speaker 3: asked me if I could come back the next day,
Speaker 3: and then they asked me if I could come back Monday.
Speaker 3: And I never came back to California. You never left,
Speaker 3: You never left the show. The only time I left
Speaker 3: is when I came home to grab my dogs and
Speaker 3: sell the houses.
Speaker 2: That's it, I know. Is that called kismet? Is that
Speaker 2: called synchronicity?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I think you have to put
Speaker 3: a saddle on life and write it. And you know,
Speaker 3: it took me took I wrote it, and it took
Speaker 3: me here. And then it took me like over three
Speaker 3: years to realize that I lived here full time and
Speaker 3: that keeping a place in California was a waste. And really, like,
Speaker 3: I guess I'm here and I got married and I'm
Speaker 3: so happy, and so I just doubled down and this
Speaker 3: is where I live now and I love it.
Speaker 2: But it's freezing. I was just there. It is it's
Speaker 2: quite cold.
Speaker 3: Well, you have to remember I'm a Caftan kind of homosexual,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like I live like an
Speaker 3: Africa senior, which is why Palm Springs was perfect for me.
Speaker 3: And so I just lived my life where it was
Speaker 3: always eighty one degree and now it's literally seventeen degrees.
Speaker 2: So what are you going to do? It's just the layers.
Speaker 1: The layers aren't as fashionally appealing to me.
Speaker 3: No, I mean they hide my lovely lady lumps, they do.
Speaker 3: But I also, what about this life? Now I have
Speaker 3: to use like a SPF with the bronzer in it,
Speaker 3: because I'm so pale and I want to be like
Speaker 3: George Hamilton.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I want to be but
Speaker 2: do you yeah? I didn't? Did I toy spelling? Did
Speaker 2: I stutter? I want to be you don't lie?
Speaker 1: So okay, I don't want to be orange. I want
Speaker 1: to be well done, bitten once bitten?
Speaker 2: What was one spitten? Why I remember this? What was it?
Speaker 2: Hamilton vanfire? No?
Speaker 1: I remember this one bit Jim Carrey's first role. I
Speaker 1: believe I remember it. Okay, I saw I saw George
Speaker 1: Halton on a plane once and he was not orange.
Speaker 1: He just looked like he had been ordered well done.
Speaker 1: And I remember thinking, that's it. It's very rare to
Speaker 1: be that well done.
Speaker 2: That would be a sexy tanning cream line.
Speaker 1: Well done by Ross Wains. Wait, well, you know we're
Speaker 1: idea people. I mean, but fifty fifty, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Wait and then.
Speaker 1: It's all titled like you could have rare that's the
Speaker 1: pail of the shade, I mean medium, Well, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: and we put it in like cute packaging almost like okay, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: how would.
Speaker 2: You get your steak?
Speaker 3: How do I get a steak I served you or
Speaker 3: like butterfly, you can get it.
Speaker 1: I'm talking packaging here, so not the plate, but like
Speaker 1: and it's not to go order, so.
Speaker 3: It's saran wrapped it with them. It's like wrapped with like, uh.
Speaker 2: The butcher's cut, like kind of oh butcher, butchers cut,
Speaker 2: butcher block you get one with it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, if anyone's listening that has any power,
Speaker 3: just just let's all make a billion dollars. I'm running
Speaker 3: it down. I mean every idea I've ever come up
Speaker 3: with someone stolen.
Speaker 2: So well, now we own this one together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, copyright it well done, literally well done, Like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is it. I know and I was
Speaker 1: just about to I just wanted to ask you about
Speaker 1: klftns in your caft hand line.
Speaker 3: But okay, great, God think about it. Well, if we
Speaker 3: can just be live on QBC OED, we're gonna make
Speaker 3: so much money.
Speaker 2: It was well done. The audience though, yes, well.
Speaker 1: I think everyone's the audience for this one of those
Speaker 1: rare is yeah, because no one can stay in the
Speaker 1: sun anymore.
Speaker 2: You can't, Like.
Speaker 3: I just don't want you and I to have some
Speaker 3: sort of beef over this steak business.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. If we ever have to
Speaker 2: split the money, well, we'll.
Speaker 1: Just put a steak in this. We'll bring it back
Speaker 1: to George Hamilton once bitten. He was a really hot vampire.
Speaker 2: And that that's all I'm saying. I've got to google
Speaker 2: image it. Oh please do eleven eleven on my end
Speaker 2: make away.
Speaker 3: Oh well, my wish already came true because I'm sitting
Speaker 3: here with you.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, don't flatter we keep going. You need
Speaker 2: more of that these days. So is your anniversary in May?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my wedding anniversary. Yes, wedding anniversary May May. What
Speaker 3: it's going to be May seventh, it's going to be
Speaker 3: This May will be three years since we got married.
Speaker 3: And honestly, when I tell you this, it's the best
Speaker 3: three years of my life.
Speaker 2: It's really good.
Speaker 3: I didn't get married until I was forty, and I
Speaker 3: think that that was smart. You know, I haven't made
Speaker 3: a lot of smart decisions, but that one was because
Speaker 3: I got to be really picky and I just met
Speaker 3: the best, best human who is so supportive and really
Speaker 3: likes me, and I really like him.
Speaker 2: And it's good. It's really good. And you're thriving.
Speaker 1: I feel like, not that you weren't thriving before, but
Speaker 1: I feel like when you guys got together, it's just
Speaker 1: like because it's going to be.
Speaker 3: I think too, it was right around, and it was
Speaker 3: right around when my mom passed away, and in my
Speaker 3: life since my mom passed away, although like I'm like,
Speaker 3: of course I miss her every day and I'm so sad,
Speaker 3: and my dad died about fifteen or six years before then,
Speaker 3: But ever since my mom passed away, there has been
Speaker 3: something outside of my control that has been clearing everything
Speaker 3: in front of me, and I think it's her, I do.
Speaker 2: Can you ask her to talk to my dad up there? Then?
Speaker 2: I can? You know?
Speaker 3: But U yeah, I don't know that makes it brings
Speaker 3: me comfort? Do you feel that or do you?
Speaker 2: What? Do you think what happens after when we go
Speaker 2: what happens.
Speaker 1: I'm a very hopeful person, so I always have belief
Speaker 1: no matter what happens, and I believe in kind of everything,
Speaker 1: and I do believe that happens. Although I got to
Speaker 1: tell you my dad passed eighteen years ago and I
Speaker 1: haven't really felt him, which is really shocking to me.
Speaker 1: Maybe I was a bummer right don't you And do
Speaker 1: you do you ask like you do.
Speaker 2: All the time? I do? I do? You know? I
Speaker 2: don't think they get they show up like that.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I'm friends with a lot of psychics that they find me.
Speaker 3: I swear like a Teresa Capudo. I didn't look for her,
Speaker 3: but she just showed up in my life and now
Speaker 3: we're friends. I love her and say, wait, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I interrupt you.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: She was one that I was doing a show for
Speaker 1: TLC and I was like at the upfronts and she
Speaker 1: passed by, and any reality star, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like you get an a lister, I'd be like, walk
Speaker 1: on okay.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh my god, freaking out. But I'm
Speaker 2: cool about it. So I'm just like I'm just saw her.
Speaker 1: And then she came up to me and she's like,
Speaker 1: after the upfronts, I need to talk to you, Tory Spelling,
Speaker 1: because your dad has a message for you. I was
Speaker 1: on the island medium like, hello, please.
Speaker 2: God tell me tell me you followed up you found her.
Speaker 2: I got the message.
Speaker 1: Afterwards, we only had a brief moment together. Maybe this
Speaker 1: is a sign I should follow it more with her.
Speaker 2: But she said do pennies mean anything to you?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, my my bank account, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, no no. And she said it's
Speaker 1: a sign. Whenever you see pennies, it's something your dad's
Speaker 1: trying to get your attention.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean there's pennies everywhere.
Speaker 3: Well that's so crazy, though, because I see for my
Speaker 3: dad it's upside down pennies on the ground. It can't
Speaker 3: be heads up. It's got to be upside down pennies.
Speaker 3: And I never see heads up ones. Maybe anyway, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I honestly I know some things in life. I do
Speaker 3: not know what happens after life, right, but I like
Speaker 3: to hold on to it. I like to think because
Speaker 3: when I talk to Teresa and she gives me something
Speaker 3: that there's no way somebody else would know, or my
Speaker 3: friend Charlmark Golis or James Van Prague or all these
Speaker 3: Tyler Henry or all these people, it makes me feel
Speaker 3: like that validation that okay, well then maybe they're zooming around,
Speaker 3: and just that like possibility that we zoo after this
Speaker 3: and it's not just darkness makes me feel better. So
Speaker 3: if it's just darkness and I'm wrong. Well I care,
Speaker 3: I won't even know it'll be black, so I'd rather
Speaker 3: be well done.
Speaker 2: It won't matter girl, you're selling the product.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a psychic core No, I'm a little bit psychic,
Speaker 1: and I can't.
Speaker 2: Go with that one. Are you psychic? Are you though?
Speaker 2: Do you think you are?
Speaker 1: I'm an EmPATH, understood, very intuitive, can give anyone advice
Speaker 1: usually right.
Speaker 2: Always have a gut instinct.
Speaker 1: Never go with it, never go with it right, I
Speaker 1: know it's I'm trying to correct that.
Speaker 3: Or we fight it until there's no other choice but
Speaker 3: to go with it. I've done that before. Or there's
Speaker 3: that yeah, yeah, where you just like fight it until
Speaker 3: you're in a corner and then you have to do
Speaker 3: what you knew what you had to do when it first,
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I do I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so into psychics and mediums that I like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, one's off the street that literally tap
Speaker 1: on your window. Well not New York but in La. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've met the where they're like tapping there like I
Speaker 1: have a message for you. And then I'm like you
Speaker 1: do It's from somebody And I was like okay, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, I'm in like a coffee
Speaker 1: shop with them, and oh, this one tells me, he goes,
Speaker 1: He tells, me.
Speaker 2: Okay, you have to pay me.
Speaker 1: I followed some random man into a coffee shop and okay,
Speaker 1: I don't even like coffee shops, Like it wasn't even
Speaker 1: my jam. But and he said, I'm gonna get a
Speaker 1: cup of water and I'm going.
Speaker 2: To put what did you say.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna write something down and I'm gonna put a
Speaker 1: few drops of water and it's gonna turn into some
Speaker 1: one drop pen on this paper. I'm gonna put a
Speaker 1: few drops of the water we're getting and it's going
Speaker 1: to turn into a message.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't you think spirits would find an easier way
Speaker 3: to get you a message?
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it was a little complicated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But and then he said, but uh, okay, I
Speaker 1: said that's great. And he said, can you give me
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars? And I said sure, And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I see him like writing something and I'm just riveted,
Speaker 1: and as the producer in my head, I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is going to be a great story no matter what.
Speaker 1: So okay, let's go. Let's go and uh, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: He put a drop of water. I wasn't allowed to
Speaker 1: unfold that paper till we left. I ended up afterwards
Speaker 1: he was like, I need more money, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh man, I skimi one hundred dollars. I ended up
Speaker 1: sending this guy one thousand dollars. I get in my car,
Speaker 1: I take off, I open it up. Motherfucking stick figure.
Speaker 1: He wrote down a little stick figure in pen. I
Speaker 1: mean he might as well just written sucker.
Speaker 2: Too, because I was like, oh my god. So from
Speaker 2: now on, here's what's going to happen.
Speaker 3: Okay, every time someone approaches you and asks for money,
Speaker 3: for a fortune, you're gonna call me just to get.
Speaker 2: A you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to control you, but I just want
Speaker 3: to advise and and we'll we'll talk it out. That's good,
Speaker 3: we'll negotiate with the person. Maybe I'm not saying no,
Speaker 3: I don't just trust psychics who have their own TV
Speaker 3: shows on TLC. I think maybe there are people in
Speaker 3: the streets of la who might have some ability, but
Speaker 3: I don't. I want I just want to make sure
Speaker 3: that no one's going to suck you like that again.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 3: So can we kind of steal intel from the other
Speaker 3: side as a as a unit.
Speaker 1: Well, we're going to start a big business together, so
Speaker 1: I have to like, have you weigh in on everything
Speaker 1: right now as a stakeholder? Oh oh, you thinking puns?
Speaker 2: Come on? Did you know that not all people thinking puns?
Speaker 3: Well, it's a high stake business, you know. I'm done though,
Speaker 3: I'm done, well done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just it's a sign of intelligence and creativity.
Speaker 2: So well, that's good. I have a puns are what
Speaker 2: you know?
Speaker 3: It's what why I I think why I've been on
Speaker 3: drag race for all these years is my ability to
Speaker 3: like pun on the spot.
Speaker 2: You know. Yep.
Speaker 3: It only comes in handy for one job, and it's
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 1: That can't be true sort of but not really any
Speaker 1: kind of Oh my goodness. So, speaking of puns, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go back in history right now, his toy. You're
Speaker 1: not the only ones that could put your name and
Speaker 1: things like god, okay, good good. We have a text chain.
Speaker 1: You're gonna remember this from twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: I know where I was before you even bring it up.
Speaker 3: I know where I was. I remember everything.
Speaker 2: Because our brains think like that. You're seeing the picture
Speaker 2: right now. You were laughing. I was laughing.
Speaker 1: We were catching up because we hadn't talked in a
Speaker 1: while and you had gotten married, and we were talking
Speaker 1: all things.
Speaker 2: You were in New York.
Speaker 1: And I said, oh my gosh, I was congratulating you.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: You know it was a year late, but it was
Speaker 1: like I was congratulating you. And I said, and to
Speaker 1: date in life, you are the only human I have
Speaker 1: ever offered to have your baby.
Speaker 2: You did? You did over text?
Speaker 1: Over text, I said, I got you know what. I said,
Speaker 1: You guys look so happy. I'm so glad you're married.
Speaker 1: And I said, I love being pregnant. And I said
Speaker 1: I would only do this for you, and I offered
Speaker 1: to be your saragate And I said we should call
Speaker 1: this Saragate Tory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we were we were saying, if you did it,
Speaker 3: we should definitely make a TV show out of it, right,
Speaker 3: uh yeah?
Speaker 1: But then I did go back and say, well, no,
Speaker 1: not just for TV, Like, I actually love being pregnant.
Speaker 3: And why can I ask why you offered it to me?
Speaker 3: And I'm just like, and I mean this insincerity, not joking,
Speaker 3: but why did you offer it to me?
Speaker 1: That's a really good question, because I've met a lot
Speaker 1: of humans in my lifetime and you were genuinely one
Speaker 1: of the kindest humans. And it's real, it's authentic, and
Speaker 1: I always hope that I'm a very kind person, and
Speaker 1: I hope that it'll be paid forward one day. So
Speaker 1: I always believe in and I think you're funny as fuck.
Speaker 1: So and you're a producer, you create everything. And I
Speaker 1: was just but I would do it off TV too,
Speaker 1: And I don't know, but I.
Speaker 3: Would say when I'm honored, I really am honored that
Speaker 3: you offered. And I was honored that day too. I
Speaker 3: was in the back of a car. We were driving,
Speaker 3: I remember where, but we was in the back of
Speaker 3: a car, and I remember saying to my husband, Tory
Speaker 3: Spiller just offered to have a baby for us, you know,
Speaker 3: And he looked at me, like, what now, what are
Speaker 3: you doing back there? So what if I had said, Okay,
Speaker 3: let's do this over text, what would have been the
Speaker 3: next step back in twenty twenty three, I say yes,
Speaker 3: and then what do we do?
Speaker 2: Let's play it out? Okay, let's play this out.
Speaker 1: Well, I remember telling you at the time, I think
Speaker 1: I'm like in perimenopause or something. So I don't know
Speaker 1: about my eggs right now. I might only have a
Speaker 1: few good eggs left. You did mention that, and I said,
Speaker 1: but women can carry a baby not using their own eggs.
Speaker 1: And we had talked about some woman that had her
Speaker 1: daughter's baby who couldn't carry and she was seventy. So
Speaker 1: I said, I love being pregnant, and I would do this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so we would go find an egg and
Speaker 3: I would fertilize it. You know, I'd have to do
Speaker 3: what I do, do my thing, and then we would
Speaker 3: you would get it done.
Speaker 2: I get I do it. I do what you got
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 3: I would then put the fertilized a I would have
Speaker 3: a professional put the fertilized egg plant it into toy.
Speaker 1: Spelling right, like a turkey baster like, and then you
Speaker 1: can really shake one like maybe a malachite top.
Speaker 3: You would get pregnant. You would start to show. We
Speaker 3: would communicate. You know, we probably have a legal document.
Speaker 3: You know, I'd still want you in little baby Chardonnay's life,
Speaker 3: you know, That's what I'd name her or him. And
Speaker 3: so I would raise Chardenay twins. Well, there'd be Rose
Speaker 3: Matthews and Chardonay Mathews. Okay, and so we would we
Speaker 3: wouldn't co parent, but you would certainly, I mean holidays,
Speaker 3: anytime you wanted to visit.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm wondering how we would alert the press?
Speaker 2: Oh oh okay.
Speaker 3: So like remember Melissa Ethridge and they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: who was her the child? And she wouldn't talk with
Speaker 3: the fathers, wouldn't talk about it. And then it turns
Speaker 3: out it was.
Speaker 2: Famous musician yes, yes, blanking on his name.
Speaker 3: Yes, Crosby, David Crosby, all of a sudden, like and
Speaker 3: let's say it would make news toorry spellings pregnant, wud
Speaker 3: make news? Right, I'm not making news because I did.
Speaker 2: I did what I did with the egg.
Speaker 3: Member, you're making news, okay, okay's all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: They're like, what's going on? What's going on? And then
Speaker 3: you announce who's the father. There's a press conference, Tory Tory.
Speaker 3: We have a press conference. Of course, we have a
Speaker 3: press conference.
Speaker 2: Tory Tory. Or do we go on your show? Nope?
Speaker 3: Press conference the exclusive Okay, okay, yeah, I mean we
Speaker 3: could do it. I think press conference first and then
Speaker 3: a sit down interview okay, perfect, yes, yes, yes, they
Speaker 3: question who's the father? You reveal? I understand what we do.
Speaker 3: We hold a press conference. Mary Povich comes out, stop it. Yes,
Speaker 3: do you know how much covers we get?
Speaker 2: Thank you? I'm talking.
Speaker 3: We're in the corner of People magazine at this point,
Speaker 3: the corner of the cover.
Speaker 1: Do we like make them think? Gets someone else? Like,
Speaker 1: can you you are not the father?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, I think we get Maybe it's like two other
Speaker 3: two celebrity men and me up there, and it's almost
Speaker 3: like I'm the throwaway, like huh huh, right, and then
Speaker 3: one of them goes away. I think maybe you know,
Speaker 3: and then it's a reveal or maybe there's maybe there's
Speaker 3: just like we're in a booth with a question mark
Speaker 3: thing in front of us, and that lifts up and
Speaker 3: reveals me as the father.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I will workshop anyway. I haven't said no to this
Speaker 3: idea yet. We just talked about it. It's two years later.
Speaker 3: Does the offer still stand?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: And this is kind of crazy because wow, you're paying
Speaker 1: for everything, right.
Speaker 2: Of course I'm the father. I'm very traditional like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, okay, good, Yeah, I know you could, but
Speaker 1: I'm the father.
Speaker 2: I want to do that. You know that we've negotiated.
Speaker 1: That because people will hear this and be like, like
Speaker 1: all the Instagram Graham comments, I get it's how can
Speaker 1: you afford to pay for five kids?
Speaker 2: Da da da da dah like.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, are you still reading pressed like about
Speaker 1: me being homeless and RV cool?
Speaker 2: I know, I try not to worry about it, but
Speaker 2: it do you really read the comments? Do you read
Speaker 2: the comments?
Speaker 1: I really try not to, but sometimes I have to
Speaker 1: because I have to turn them off.
Speaker 2: Because when I post pictures of my children.
Speaker 1: And some of them are teenes and have access to
Speaker 1: Instagram and their own Instagram, I see the most horrific
Speaker 1: things written and the mama bearon.
Speaker 2: Me deletes those. I'll leave other stuff out, like.
Speaker 1: You know, fine, you can call me Wendy Williams all
Speaker 1: day long, Like fine, I'll leave that in. But like
Speaker 1: you write about my children and their looks or their weight,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no.
Speaker 3: No, I'm I don't even know how you do that.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a one human being with the chihuahua.
Speaker 3: And I go through and I see I read all
Speaker 3: the comments and some are not nice and whatever. But
Speaker 3: if somebody said something about my family, I would just
Speaker 3: lose my mind and I can't even be imagine being
Speaker 3: a parent.
Speaker 2: You know, will you do that for Chardonnay and Rose?
Speaker 2: What turn the comments off if they make snarky remarks
Speaker 2: or just fight back in the comment section? That would
Speaker 2: be fun. Yes, yeah, yes, of course, of course. So yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Loved being pregnant because one it just I felt great.
Speaker 1: I actually felt better.
Speaker 2: Pregnant than I do in life not pregnant.
Speaker 1: I had energy, I everything felt good, and I felt
Speaker 1: so happy, and I got to be honest, I missed
Speaker 1: this part of it. Humans treat you kinder when you're pregnant,
Speaker 1: and it's really sad.
Speaker 3: I mean, well, I mean that's a big statement. I'm
Speaker 3: just shocked that you, Like, I can't imagine.
Speaker 2: What would I mean?
Speaker 3: I think it'd be cool the first time, be like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, like let's look like look what I
Speaker 3: could do. This is insane, Like there's something in me
Speaker 3: that I'm kicking away.
Speaker 1: It's so cool when you see them movie and you're like, yes.
Speaker 2: I loved it.
Speaker 1: And the baby nurse who became like a second mother
Speaker 1: to me. Her name is Patsy, and she reminded me
Speaker 1: of my nanny growing up, and I call her my
Speaker 1: East Coast mother, and she was there for all my babies,
Speaker 1: and I because the way I was raised, I was like,
Speaker 1: I am not having a nanny. I am doing all
Speaker 1: this myself. And then my friend said, you'll want a
Speaker 1: baby nurse, like at least to help you've never done
Speaker 1: this before, like to help you. It feels like a
Speaker 1: very la bougie thing. So I was like, no, she
Speaker 1: was supposed to be there for two weeks. My friend
Speaker 1: convinced me, and she was there for a year and
Speaker 1: then came back with every baby and then just.
Speaker 2: Basically by coastal like lives with us, just because she's
Speaker 2: family to me. But she's very intuitive. You would love her.
Speaker 2: I wonder if the second you said Patsy, I fell
Speaker 2: in love with her.
Speaker 1: I feel like you've met her at something World of Wonder,
Speaker 1: maybe the table book. Okay, Oh my god. She's a
Speaker 1: goddess Mother of Earth. She is very intuitive. She had
Speaker 1: taken care of hundreds of babies. She had six children
Speaker 1: of her own, who, unfortunately in their birth order, the
Speaker 1: first three died untimely.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And the third one died very close to me being
Speaker 1: pregnant and having Liam, my first baby, and when I heard,
Speaker 1: I said, oh my gosh, please like she won't and
Speaker 1: she said something just told me I would have canceled
Speaker 1: with anyone else and it wasn't because you were Torri smelling.
Speaker 1: Something spoke to me and said this, this family is
Speaker 1: going to be something to you. Go to them. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get emotional. This is your interview, not mine.
Speaker 1: Here I am, but anyway, she came and one of
Speaker 1: the best things that's ever happened in my life was her.
Speaker 1: But she always says about babies that the last one
Speaker 1: sleeps like this because it's close ended. The ones that
Speaker 1: sleep free abandoned hands up, they're open because they're not
Speaker 1: the last. And so bo my fifth she said, She's like,
Speaker 1: there's one more coming and I said, oh my gosh, no,
Speaker 1: I got pregnant naturally at forty four and I'm like,
Speaker 1: there can't be that much left, like no, and she said, no,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, and I've never been wrong about this.
Speaker 2: He's sleeping with his arms so wide open. Mark my words.
Speaker 2: One day there's another baby, Ross Matthews. Here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh my it's a sign Patsy. Oh god. Okay, well
Speaker 2: then let's do this. Let's go fine. I'll talk to
Speaker 2: my husband about it later, but yeah, he'll be fine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's get on a zoom, the three of us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean no, but no, no, that's where I
Speaker 3: am right now.
Speaker 2: No, think I'm picking up what you're staking down. I
Speaker 2: hear you. I understand.
Speaker 3: I mean also insane because I mean as much as
Speaker 3: I like, I know you, but like you're you. Do
Speaker 3: you know what I used to watch you when I
Speaker 3: grew up in a little farmtown. I would watch you
Speaker 3: even on even as Violet. I would say, I'm going
Speaker 3: to know her, I ain't going to know her, and
Speaker 3: now I.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, did you ever were there things that you were
Speaker 3: certain of and now she'd had my baby? Were there
Speaker 3: things that you were certain of as a kid that
Speaker 3: you just knew to be true and it turned out
Speaker 3: you were right? Clarify mm hm, So I would like
Speaker 3: I was in a farmtown, I was a gay cartoon
Speaker 3: human okay, that didn't fit in anywhere, didn't anything like
Speaker 3: it was. It would have been just as probable for
Speaker 3: me to is it Mars as it would for me
Speaker 3: to actually become friends with Tory spelling right, or like
Speaker 3: I knew, for example, watched Rosie O'donnald Show, I would
Speaker 3: just be like, I know, I'm going to know her,
Speaker 3: and like of course everybody watching thought they were going
Speaker 3: to know her, thought they'd be best friend.
Speaker 2: But I just knew.
Speaker 3: It's not like I wanted to be It's like I
Speaker 3: knew it and or like I wanted to be on
Speaker 3: a talk show one day, I want to do like
Speaker 3: Regis and Kathy Lee. And it's not that I wanted to.
Speaker 3: I just was like I remember people would offer me
Speaker 3: drugs and I'd be like, I better not because when
Speaker 3: I'm a talk show host one day, it could be
Speaker 3: a picture and it might you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like I just and it wasn't even being like a joke,
Speaker 3: you know, So I just knew. And I one of
Speaker 3: the things is like I saw you and I knew
Speaker 3: I would know you. This is a little wild, it's wild,
Speaker 3: but it's true. I just I don't know. It's always
Speaker 3: been been like that.
Speaker 1: Which is maybe why you're like why me, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, since you just know we met, Like
Speaker 1: I've just always felt connected to you. And I don't
Speaker 1: bother you a lot, really don't. But I think about
Speaker 1: you a lot.
Speaker 3: But you never bothered me once, and you which you
Speaker 3: should reach out more often than I will too. But
Speaker 3: what if, toy, what if I got to pass life,
Speaker 3: you and I were husband and wife.
Speaker 2: I bet you are a great husband. No, you be
Speaker 2: my husband.
Speaker 1: I don't know how men can go down on women.
Speaker 1: It would never be my jam.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: You know I did it once and once that's okay.
Speaker 1: My best friend he did it once too, I know.
Speaker 3: I also, like, I don't love mushrooms, but I try it.
Speaker 3: You know, you gotta know you gotta try things to
Speaker 3: know what you don't like.
Speaker 1: I've never tried hallucinogenic drugs. I'm scared of being out
Speaker 1: of control. Like I'm scared. Well, I'm such like a
Speaker 1: creator like anything and everything. I'm like and this could
Speaker 1: happen and that could happen. So I'm like, on drugs,
Speaker 1: I am fearful of what my brain would create.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never done that.
Speaker 3: Like I see people do ayahuasca and think Chelsea Handler
Speaker 3: invited me to do ayahuasca once and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't wanna. I don't wanna ayahuasca. Okay, so I didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not into that. It's funny that I won't do that.
Speaker 3: But I did face the other dragon.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I went I went down on the push.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now I just say, no one was it like?
Speaker 2: It's fine? It was you know what perfectly wonderful coft
Speaker 2: was it? Did she take care of it?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, it was beautiful, beautiful. It just wasn't my cup
Speaker 3: of tea.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I don't think the bush should ever
Speaker 1: come back like it's just it's not a thing.
Speaker 3: I think God blessed. If you love a full bush
Speaker 3: and that's your thing, you should do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I am sort of with you that, you know. No,
Speaker 3: I think we know better. Once you know better, you
Speaker 3: do better, you know. And not a place to bushes
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 2: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: So if I guess if I was your husband in
Speaker 1: a past life, well you wouldn't be pleased often I
Speaker 1: guess I disagree.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I take care of you. I think if you
Speaker 3: were if I was your wife, I think you would
Speaker 3: be a wonderful lover. Okay, is this the weirdest interview
Speaker 3: I've ever done? It's weird.
Speaker 2: Nope, I I.
Speaker 1: Am not a very confident person. I know I am
Speaker 1: very smart, I know I'm very funny.
Speaker 2: Yes, do you know I'm a good lover? Oh see,
Speaker 2: I know I'm not. I am not. You would not
Speaker 2: be satisfied.
Speaker 1: Promise that can't be true.
Speaker 3: It's true. I'm sure it's true. I don't know what
Speaker 3: I'm doing. My elbows are in the way. Everything's in
Speaker 3: the way. Everything, I don't know what I'm doing. God bless,
Speaker 3: But he loves you anyway beyond. He's so good and
Speaker 3: he's so so good, Tori. You haven't met him yet
Speaker 3: in person.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever met him in person, which
Speaker 2: I would know you would love me first meet you.
Speaker 2: I was trying to think when we first met.
Speaker 3: So I was tracking it back too. I remember you
Speaker 3: were on Hello Ross my show on.
Speaker 1: E mm hmm, yes, which to this day, I still
Speaker 1: talk about that vibrating massage chair.
Speaker 2: It was great.
Speaker 1: It was the nicest dressing room out of any talk
Speaker 1: show to date that I've ever done. Like, damn, you
Speaker 1: dress a dressing room like no other.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you the truth is but Drew, Drew's great.
Speaker 3: But I will say like those dressing rooms on Hello Ross.
Speaker 3: Were we piggybacked on Chelsea lately? So I got to
Speaker 3: use those because we had production in the same area when.
Speaker 2: She was old.
Speaker 1: It was it was really Chelsea's. But I saw chairs too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they Oh my god, and I think I
Speaker 2: think not, I think, I always know. I know.
Speaker 1: I reached out to someone afterwards to be like, can
Speaker 1: you ask him where he gets those?
Speaker 3: Because I actually knew and I had a discount person.
Speaker 3: I wish I would have gotten that because I got
Speaker 3: one from my house and I got like, you know,
Speaker 3: twenty percent off or something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh it's good. I still think about it. Okay, So
Speaker 2: what was the first time we met? So when was it?
Speaker 2: Because I'm going back to the.
Speaker 1: World of Wonder, it wasn't. It wasn't an outfest toy.
Speaker 2: This kills me that I got awards.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, Oh, this is going to drive me
Speaker 1: up the wall. And we're the same humans, so I know.
Speaker 2: It's going to drive me.
Speaker 3: Are you sure it wasn't Hello Ross because that was
Speaker 3: probably two thousand and fourteen. Nope, Nope, it was at
Speaker 3: Lisa Rena's Belgray in Sherman Oaks.
Speaker 2: Look, yeah, it was That's where it was.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would have spent I have so
Speaker 1: much to do today, as do you. I'm sure five
Speaker 1: kids that would have been nothing. The priority would have
Speaker 1: been figuring this out.
Speaker 3: So thankfully I know what I was wearing. I remember
Speaker 3: you told me where to go to dinner. You told
Speaker 3: me to go to Firefly. I remember it now perfectly,
Speaker 3: and that's the first time I went to Firefly. Wait.
Speaker 2: Wait, did you say a date? Was this in like
Speaker 2: two thousand? I could I promise you I could google
Speaker 2: it right now? Nine or ten? May I googled? You mind?
Speaker 1: This is going to have real big numbers in date persons.
Speaker 1: So if I don't get this, it's going to send
Speaker 1: me over the edge.
Speaker 2: Wait are you OCD? No, it was in twenty ten.
Speaker 3: They were shooting Harry Loves Lisa Belgray Party episode.
Speaker 2: There it is. Yeah, I can find pictures too. I'm remembering.
Speaker 2: I found a picture. See right now, what am I wearing?
Speaker 2: I can't see what I'm wearing. I see the layout.
Speaker 2: You're wearing black. You're wearing black.
Speaker 3: You have a side pony, beautiful, a low side pony
Speaker 3: to the side you werein black. I'm wearing a jacket.
Speaker 3: That is a peacoat that I got at H and M.
Speaker 3: I remember it, and I know I was wearing that because.
Speaker 1: I had my store right across the street from Belgray.
Speaker 1: It was called Inventory, I remember, next to Sweet Butter.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what if social media had been like the
Speaker 1: way it is now, I think there was only like
Speaker 1: my Space or something. I'm just kidding, but there was
Speaker 1: a store would have done great. It's just wrong time.
Speaker 2: Bring it back. Yeah, brick and mortar, anyone do that?
Speaker 3: Oh it is a little still little house on the
Speaker 3: prairie now, right, little Olsen's mercantile to have a brick
Speaker 3: and mortar.
Speaker 1: So unfortunately, I know we have to go soon. You
Speaker 1: just brought up mercantile, which is going to lead me
Speaker 1: back to my favorite word in life.
Speaker 2: Go Marcan. Okay, that's your favorite word in life. I'm
Speaker 2: Amrcan girl.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we got to discuss this one too. One
Speaker 1: of my passion projects in life is to do mrcin
Speaker 1: colon the Rise and Fall of a pussy Wig scene.
Speaker 2: I have no notes.
Speaker 3: I just think you should do that, and.
Speaker 1: Having to like a mockumentary, and it was keep in
Speaker 1: mind I have had this idea since before kids.
Speaker 2: So I was in my heyday, I was in my
Speaker 2: early thirties.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, and I was going to bring
Speaker 1: on my celebrity friends. I was going to go into
Speaker 1: QBC and I was going to pitch it and we
Speaker 1: were going to film it. Just say we're filming Tori's
Speaker 1: reality show and just to see the reactions of how people.
Speaker 2: Because I was like at the time, I was that's
Speaker 2: a great idea. Kitten would carry this like bedazzled mercin Can.
Speaker 3: We just tell people to market in case we don't
Speaker 3: know so American and do you want to why don't
Speaker 3: you be it?
Speaker 2: Why? I'd love you to explain it. So it is
Speaker 2: almost like and.
Speaker 3: It brings us back to a beautiful, full bush conversation
Speaker 3: that we were just sort of having. It's a full
Speaker 3: circle moment. It's imagine if your pubic area were bald
Speaker 3: and you wished for it not to be in a hurry,
Speaker 3: much like a tow pay, you.
Speaker 2: Could get a pubic to pay. That's exactly what it is. Now.
Speaker 1: That sounds much more magical, yeah and idyllic than the
Speaker 1: real story.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get it wrong.
Speaker 1: The time period I always like to say Marie Antoinette times,
Speaker 1: but I think it was a bit of a different
Speaker 1: time era. But prostitutes to make money, ladies of the
Speaker 1: night whatever they were called.
Speaker 2: Back then.
Speaker 1: There was such an outbreak of whatever was all and
Speaker 1: rampant down there. The sores they had they would want
Speaker 1: to cover so much like women would put on a wig.
Speaker 1: They would make these pussy wigs to kind of on
Speaker 1: to cover their sores. I know you can look it up.
Speaker 1: It's not pretty, but they're actually magical if you think
Speaker 1: about it. And anyway, I just pictured like myself for
Speaker 1: like Paris Hilton, just like totally naked modeling, like all
Speaker 1: these different color Mercans and like now I'm fifty one.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it really works.
Speaker 3: I mean I do love that, you know, the history
Speaker 3: of markin I also love how that Mercans sounds, how
Speaker 3: like you know, someone from the South would say American.
Speaker 2: You know. I like that.
Speaker 3: I think I think it. I think it's a good
Speaker 3: idea for a documentary. Honestly, Tori, I love your brain.
Speaker 3: Really really this is something that people I was not surprised,
Speaker 3: but I am impressed with how you think it's a
Speaker 3: producer like you really are able to identify something very
Speaker 3: You're very weird.
Speaker 2: I'm so weird.
Speaker 3: I don't think people know how weird you are, and
Speaker 3: I think I really would encourage you to lean into that. Yes,
Speaker 3: you should definitely make what's the title of your Merkan documentary?
Speaker 1: Well, it was going to be markin The Rise and
Speaker 1: Fall of a pussy Wig, but it could just be marking.
Speaker 2: I know it should not.
Speaker 3: You should absolutely, you should follow your gut instinct.
Speaker 2: And do you like the jerk? The jerk? Yeah movie Martin? Yes,
Speaker 2: uh huh so and now I'm blinking.
Speaker 1: He comes up with this idea, invests in this company
Speaker 1: and it's kind of like someone gets blind because of
Speaker 1: it or something, and it is undercorrect. It's been like
Speaker 1: twenty years since I've seen it, Okay, so it's a
Speaker 1: little bit of the jerk kind of inspired that, you know.
Speaker 1: The murkin Like the Rise and Fall, we make Mrkans
Speaker 1: magical again and celebrities are wearing them and they're everywhere.
Speaker 1: And then there's one big like lawsuit because someone is
Speaker 1: going down on a girl bringing it back around here
Speaker 1: she's a murkin and it comes off and he chokes
Speaker 1: to death on it. Oh, no, so you put a
Speaker 1: label on company goes under. No, no, no, just put
Speaker 1: a label on it that there's a choking house and
Speaker 1: you're fine, you're covered.
Speaker 2: I like sign a way. Yeah, yeah right.
Speaker 3: It's a great idea, and I look forward to think
Speaker 3: how much money we've made so far. Right, the Steak SPF,
Speaker 3: the Butcher Block Brand SPF. Noah, well done. The Markan documentary, Yeah,
Speaker 3: walkrytok documentary. There's two versions, Our Children.
Speaker 2: Our Children Together.
Speaker 1: And I would like to leave on saying I can't
Speaker 1: wait to see your children's book. Okay, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for that segue, beautifully done. Yes, we do have
Speaker 1: a children's book coming out.
Speaker 2: Okay, we do.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, you really want to hear you really won
Speaker 1: to hear about it? Okay in April, Yeah, huh, April fifteenth.
Speaker 1: It is This is such a well I just love
Speaker 1: that this is where the conversation's going. But I will
Speaker 1: tell you about the children's book. It is cute.
Speaker 2: I don't have children yet, but my husband is an educator.
Speaker 3: He's an educational leader, and he's super smart, like he
Speaker 3: has his doctorate and all this stuff. You know, he
Speaker 3: knows how children think, how they learn, how they process,
Speaker 3: Like his job is like picking curriculum for children to learn,
Speaker 3: that's part of it. And I'm a storyteller, and so
Speaker 3: you know, one day.
Speaker 2: We were talking.
Speaker 3: We were like a we were somewhere and we were
Speaker 3: talking about, Oh, that'd be a cute children's book because
Speaker 3: we'd just gotten married, and we were so impressed by
Speaker 3: our nephews. His two nephews who are now my nephews,
Speaker 3: were our ring bearers. They were like at the time,
Speaker 3: I think eight and ten, and they they took it
Speaker 3: so seriously their responsibility and they were so proud of themselves.
Speaker 3: And so my agent heard us talking about it, was
Speaker 3: like you got to write that down. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: how to do that? And Wellington was like, I do
Speaker 3: and so we we sat and did it, and like
Speaker 3: it was me trying to tell the story in a
Speaker 3: way that I know how to do it, and then
Speaker 3: him changing the text to be in a way that
Speaker 3: would be the children be able to absorb it and
Speaker 3: learn from it and make it cultural. And like teachers
Speaker 3: could read our parents could read it, and they'd be
Speaker 3: able to say back what they've learned, and like it's
Speaker 3: really interactive and it's so sweet it's called Teo and
Speaker 3: to the Ring Bearers, and it's really spaced on our
Speaker 3: what happened at our wedding. And then Drew Barrymore was
Speaker 3: actually my flower girl at our wedding, and she was,
Speaker 3: you know, big, grown up Drew, but in the book
Speaker 3: we make her a little girl. And so it's really sweet.
Speaker 3: The illustrator is this extraordinary military time me Doyle, and
Speaker 3: so it's beautiful. And I never thought I would write
Speaker 3: a childre's book. I've written two other books before, but
Speaker 3: I guess if I want to do it, this is
Speaker 3: how you do it. Because it's really good.
Speaker 1: Well, I am psyched to read it. My seven year
Speaker 1: old would totally be into it.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to send you one. Okay, I wasn't
Speaker 2: fishing for a friend, I know, but I'm thank you.
Speaker 2: I'll text you my address right now, the mother of
Speaker 2: my children, Toy. Of course, I'm gonna say, well, thank you,
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 3: We covered so much today, Toy. Let me tell you
Speaker 3: something I told you. I put a saddle on life
Speaker 3: and write it and I really feel like I did
Speaker 3: that today. I'm going to sing my praises really quickly
Speaker 3: because I will go anywhere with you, and I feel
Speaker 3: like we went a lot of places today.
Speaker 2: We really did. This was really fun. It really was fun.
Speaker 2: You're good at this. It's really fun.
Speaker 1: And yeah, you talking about like things aligning and people
Speaker 1: coming into your life and meeting and I feel like
Speaker 1: this is like full circle.
Speaker 2: Agree? Did did I tell you this?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I told Drew this? That my alias?
Speaker 1: If we don't know what that is that you come
Speaker 1: up with a name. If you are a I can't
Speaker 1: even refer to myself as a celebrity.
Speaker 2: If you are, I don't know. I want either.
Speaker 1: But yes, an alias. And no I'm not talking the
Speaker 1: old TV show with Jennifer Garner. Oh god, I love
Speaker 1: her and her fake cooking show.
Speaker 2: But uh, Drew's name is in my alias. Oh so
Speaker 2: and you use it when you go and you just
Speaker 2: the okay, all right? Oh god, it is some weirdo.
Speaker 2: Go and find me now, No, I hope. So do
Speaker 2: you know what? I used one of a person in
Speaker 2: high school that I didn't like. What if they were
Speaker 2: actually checking into the hotel?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 3: It would make me happy because I do it as
Speaker 3: a power move. It's like I never liked you. I
Speaker 3: don't like you. You weren't nice, and so now you're
Speaker 3: the name I use. And it's almost like it's like
Speaker 3: I made them my bitch.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: She's clapping. Tori's clapping, well played, thank you. Think I
Speaker 1: have someone in mine. I'm gonna make my new alias.
Speaker 1: I just I think find power where you can find it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It doesn't hurt anybody.
Speaker 2: It just makes me happy.
Speaker 1: My alias is just about happiness. And I used to
Speaker 1: love Drew so much.
Speaker 3: That, yeah, I love it. You came on the show
Speaker 3: and we had so much one will you come back?
Speaker 3: Please come back with us and have fun.
Speaker 2: I love too.
Speaker 3: We're in season five right now, season six coming up.
Speaker 3: We're so happy and you know what that vibe but
Speaker 3: that show is like it's just like it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so come have fun.
Speaker 3: And then the next time in New York, can I
Speaker 3: take you to dinner and we'll talk about parenting and
Speaker 3: what our plans are?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think now I'm not a big drinker,
Speaker 1: but I think I should stop drinking wine now, just
Speaker 1: just prepare my body.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And I think then we'll have one glass
Speaker 2: of start name or his age, just to kick it off,
Speaker 2: and then after that nothing well.
Speaker 1: In honor of the children, of course, I'll ask your children.
Speaker 1: I love you, Tori, I love you, Russ Matthews. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Bye.