WEBVTT - Miss Mathews! 0:00:08.640 --> 0:00:12.719 Miss Spelling with Tory Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:19.000 Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi, my friend. I'm so happy to 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:22.360 see you. How are you? I'm good? You look good? 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:24.640 Nah, that's a crock of shit. I hate when people 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:26.880 say that. You know, you're like programmed to be like, 0:00:26.920 --> 0:00:28.160 I'm great, I'm good. 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:31.200 Oh are you not? Really? I'm man fine. 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:37.240 Understand as the kids would text me me, me understood, 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:39.240 Well you don't look me. 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:43.440 Oh, thank you, You're welcome. You look well. 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:44.760 You know, it's so cold here on the East Coast, 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:45.960 so I have like a heater underneath me and my 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:48.519 chowaway wrapped up in a blanket over there, and I'm 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:50.600 just dealing. I'm getting through it, you know. Yeah, I 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:52.680 miss Palm Springs, but I live in New York now, 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:53.320 and that's what it is. 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:55.760 So is the Palm Springs place gone. 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.280 I live in New York and I can't believe it. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:06.000 I mean understand that it happened so on accident. Well 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.600 it's the I've never done anything by Tory Spelling and 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:11.280 my dreams and my dreams. 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:15.480 Understood, you can keep dreaming. But I love it here, 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.640 I really do. I'm so happy. What did you guys do? 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:21.800 With that Palm Springs place. Why you want it? Friend? 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:25.280 Just ask you for a friend. I can't believe it. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:28.080 But it's the first time in since I went to 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:30.120 Palm Springs that I haven't owned a place some pum Springs. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:32.000 We really just doubled down on the East Coast. We like, 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:34.279 once I realized I lived here, I was like, okay, 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:35.800 we're doing it. So we bought like a you know, 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.800 nice apartment in the city and then a place up state. 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:40.480 And I'm like, this is what I'm doing now, this 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:42.480 is what I do. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:48.200 I mean, I just doubled down, doubled down. Yeah, I'll 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:49.200 tell you the whole story one day. 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:52.840 It happened on accident that you doubled down, that I 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:55.480 moved here to New York. It was a total I 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:57.440 didn't mean to, but can you tell me now? 0:01:58.000 --> 0:01:58.280 Sure? 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:01.600 Yeah, so I was. I had met my so I 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.960 always Let's go back to twenty twenty. January twenty twenty, 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:06.840 I am in Port of Iarda with my friends. I 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:08.919 wake up in the morning, I get a breakfast burrito. 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:10.920 I eat it by the pool and there's only one 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:13.520 other person up at the pool and I am like, 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:14.799 who dat right? 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:20.560 What was in the breakfast burrito. God bless you Tori 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:22.919 Spelling for asking that. So were friends and we like 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:23.560 the same thing. 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:28.079 I was where I play stay in port of Yarda. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.400 There's like a staircase and you walk down and there's 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:33.200 like a little breakfast place there called Salute, okay, and 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:38.680 so I get it's green eggs and turkey bacon. Uh 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:41.920 breakfast burrito. What that means is they blend in like 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:43.040 spinach tea. 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:45.200 Kayo. There's a to ma tea on the side. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:48.040 I get the green sauce on the side and avocado 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:50.160 and all that. So I don't want to keep this 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:53.200 jerkey bacon. You want to keep going about it? 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:56.560 Or sorry, what was the cheese in there? And then 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:57.000 I'll look it. 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.239 I think it's like a cotilla because it's not me. 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:02.000 It's like, you know, it's Mexico. 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:08.000 Really slow quo, Tia, Like, I don't. 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:09.360 Ember want to talk about sex, but I could talk 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:13.560 about food all day long. So I honestly don't think 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:15.560 I've ever pleased a woman as much as me saying 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:20.040 katiha cheese pleased you right now? Yeah? 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:21.800 Welcome, really happy Okay. 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:24.720 So I met this boy and I was like head 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:27.000 over heels, and then the world shut down. We had 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:30.320 to like date for six months, him in New York 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:32.840 because he lived in New York, me in La and 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.840 I came to visit him and my friend was the 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:38.520 EP of Drew's show. Did Drew Barrymore Show and she 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:40.680 had just started it. She was alone in the studio COVID, 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.400 no audience, like, just her in a camera, and he said, 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:46.200 could you come in one day to do the news 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:47.720 with her because she's alone. I was like, of course, 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:49.520 So I did ninety five COVID tests. I went in 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:51.720 did the news with her, and it was like this 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:53.840 magical thing happened. I didn't know her. I had just 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:56.440 my mom had just died. She was like, Drew was 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:00.080 scared and doing this thing scary alone, and it it 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.040 was like the universe just shoved us together and suddenly, 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:05.120 like my sister was in front of me, and they 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:06.880 asked me if I could come back the next day, 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:08.440 and then they asked me if I could come back Monday. 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:11.800 And I never came back to California. You never left, 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:13.760 You never left the show. The only time I left 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:15.480 is when I came home to grab my dogs and 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:16.480 sell the houses. 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:20.919 That's it, I know. Is that called kismet? Is that 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:22.080 called synchronicity? 0:04:22.920 --> 0:04:24.440 I don't know, but I think you have to put 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:27.479 a saddle on life and write it. And you know, 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.920 it took me took I wrote it, and it took 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.320 me here. And then it took me like over three 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:34.320 years to realize that I lived here full time and 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:38.040 that keeping a place in California was a waste. And really, like, 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.320 I guess I'm here and I got married and I'm 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:42.200 so happy, and so I just doubled down and this 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:44.039 is where I live now and I love it. 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:47.760 But it's freezing. I was just there. It is it's 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:48.440 quite cold. 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:51.560 Well, you have to remember I'm a Caftan kind of homosexual, 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.479 you know what I mean, Like I live like an 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.640 Africa senior, which is why Palm Springs was perfect for me. 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:58.279 And so I just lived my life where it was 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:02.920 always eighty one degree and now it's literally seventeen degrees. 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:06.400 So what are you going to do? It's just the layers. 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:10.760 The layers aren't as fashionally appealing to me. 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:13.960 No, I mean they hide my lovely lady lumps, they do. 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:17.200 But I also, what about this life? Now I have 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:20.680 to use like a SPF with the bronzer in it, 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:24.560 because I'm so pale and I want to be like 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:25.279 George Hamilton. 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:27.200 You know what I mean? I want to be but 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:30.520 do you yeah? I didn't? Did I toy spelling? Did 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:32.920 I stutter? I want to be you don't lie? 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:35.120 So okay, I don't want to be orange. I want 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:38.680 to be well done, bitten once bitten? 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:40.640 What was one spitten? Why I remember this? What was it? 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:42.040 Hamilton vanfire? No? 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:45.440 I remember this one bit Jim Carrey's first role. I 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:49.640 believe I remember it. Okay, I saw I saw George 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:52.320 Halton on a plane once and he was not orange. 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.719 He just looked like he had been ordered well done. 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:57.359 And I remember thinking, that's it. It's very rare to 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:59.159 be that well done. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:02.839 That would be a sexy tanning cream line. 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:07.640 Well done by Ross Wains. Wait, well, you know we're 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:12.920 idea people. I mean, but fifty fifty, let's do it. 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:14.800 Wait and then. 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:18.520 It's all titled like you could have rare that's the 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:23.120 pail of the shade, I mean medium, Well, oh my gosh, 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:26.880 and we put it in like cute packaging almost like okay, wait, wait, 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:27.440 how would. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:28.000 You get your steak? 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:32.880 How do I get a steak I served you or 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:34.360 like butterfly, you can get it. 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:39.120 I'm talking packaging here, so not the plate, but like 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:40.760 and it's not to go order, so. 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:44.240 It's saran wrapped it with them. It's like wrapped with like, uh. 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:48.800 The butcher's cut, like kind of oh butcher, butchers cut, 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:52.840 butcher block you get one with it. 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:54.520 Oh my god, if anyone's listening that has any power, 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:56.680 just just let's all make a billion dollars. I'm running 0:06:56.720 --> 0:07:00.680 it down. I mean every idea I've ever come up 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:01.840 with someone stolen. 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:04.159 So well, now we own this one together. 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:09.800 Yeah, copyright it well done, literally well done, Like, oh 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:13.120 my god, this is it. I know and I was 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:14.840 just about to I just wanted to ask you about 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:16.120 klftns in your caft hand line. 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:19.200 But okay, great, God think about it. Well, if we 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:21.640 can just be live on QBC OED, we're gonna make 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:22.480 so much money. 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:26.080 It was well done. The audience though, yes, well. 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:29.880 I think everyone's the audience for this one of those 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:32.480 rare is yeah, because no one can stay in the 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:33.040 sun anymore. 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:33.800 You can't, Like. 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:35.840 I just don't want you and I to have some 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:39.040 sort of beef over this steak business. 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:42.840 You know what I mean. If we ever have to 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:44.960 split the money, well, we'll. 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:46.640 Just put a steak in this. We'll bring it back 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:52.040 to George Hamilton once bitten. He was a really hot vampire. 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:54.400 And that that's all I'm saying. I've got to google 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:59.520 image it. Oh please do eleven eleven on my end 0:07:59.600 --> 0:07:59.960 make away. 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:03.480 Oh well, my wish already came true because I'm sitting 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:03.960 here with you. 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:08.200 Oh my gosh, don't flatter we keep going. You need 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:12.720 more of that these days. So is your anniversary in May? 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:17.640 Yeah, my wedding anniversary. Yes, wedding anniversary May May. What 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.240 it's going to be May seventh, it's going to be 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:22.559 This May will be three years since we got married. 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:24.200 And honestly, when I tell you this, it's the best 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:25.440 three years of my life. 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:27.160 It's really good. 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.320 I didn't get married until I was forty, and I 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:31.200 think that that was smart. You know, I haven't made 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.120 a lot of smart decisions, but that one was because 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:37.600 I got to be really picky and I just met 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:41.240 the best, best human who is so supportive and really 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:42.560 likes me, and I really like him. 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:45.600 And it's good. It's really good. And you're thriving. 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:48.720 I feel like, not that you weren't thriving before, but 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:51.160 I feel like when you guys got together, it's just 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:53.760 like because it's going to be. 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:59.280 I think too, it was right around, and it was 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:00.959 right around when my mom passed away, and in my 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.600 life since my mom passed away, although like I'm like, 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:05.760 of course I miss her every day and I'm so sad, 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:09.120 and my dad died about fifteen or six years before then, 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:12.480 But ever since my mom passed away, there has been 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:16.040 something outside of my control that has been clearing everything 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.719 in front of me, and I think it's her, I do. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:21.640 Can you ask her to talk to my dad up there? Then? 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:25.120 I can? You know? 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:28.720 But U yeah, I don't know that makes it brings 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:30.079 me comfort? Do you feel that or do you? 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.280 What? Do you think what happens after when we go 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:34.360 what happens. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:39.920 I'm a very hopeful person, so I always have belief 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:44.199 no matter what happens, and I believe in kind of everything, 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:48.320 and I do believe that happens. Although I got to 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:54.440 tell you my dad passed eighteen years ago and I 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:57.960 haven't really felt him, which is really shocking to me. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.280 Maybe I was a bummer right don't you And do 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:06.079 you do you ask like you do. 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:12.040 All the time? I do? I do? You know? I 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:14.000 don't think they get they show up like that. 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:14.160 You know. 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.439 I'm friends with a lot of psychics that they find me. 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:18.840 I swear like a Teresa Capudo. I didn't look for her, 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:20.080 but she just showed up in my life and now 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.720 we're friends. I love her and say, wait, oh my god, 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:23.680 I interrupt you. 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:24.960 Sorry. 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.080 She was one that I was doing a show for 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:31.200 TLC and I was like at the upfronts and she 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:34.360 passed by, and any reality star, I'm like, oh my god, 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:36.120 like you get an a lister, I'd be like, walk 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:36.800 on okay. 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:38.559 So I'm like, oh my god, freaking out. But I'm 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.520 cool about it. So I'm just like I'm just saw her. 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:42.400 And then she came up to me and she's like, 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:45.160 after the upfronts, I need to talk to you, Tory Spelling, 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:50.160 because your dad has a message for you. I was 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:52.640 on the island medium like, hello, please. 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:55.440 God tell me tell me you followed up you found her. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:57.079 I got the message. 0:10:57.120 --> 0:11:01.120 Afterwards, we only had a brief moment together. Maybe this 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:02.679 is a sign I should follow it more with her. 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:07.000 But she said do pennies mean anything to you? 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:11.480 And I'm like, my my bank account, I don't know, 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.920 like no, no, no, no no. And she said it's 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.640 a sign. Whenever you see pennies, it's something your dad's 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:18.640 trying to get your attention. 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:20.640 Well, I mean there's pennies everywhere. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.760 Well that's so crazy, though, because I see for my 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:26.960 dad it's upside down pennies on the ground. It can't 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:28.800 be heads up. It's got to be upside down pennies. 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:32.800 And I never see heads up ones. Maybe anyway, I 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:33.160 don't know. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:33.800 I don't know. 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:37.120 I honestly I know some things in life. I do 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.840 not know what happens after life, right, but I like 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:42.360 to hold on to it. I like to think because 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.840 when I talk to Teresa and she gives me something 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:46.679 that there's no way somebody else would know, or my 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:49.560 friend Charlmark Golis or James Van Prague or all these 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:52.680 Tyler Henry or all these people, it makes me feel 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:56.800 like that validation that okay, well then maybe they're zooming around, 0:11:57.440 --> 0:12:01.000 and just that like possibility that we zoo after this 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:03.720 and it's not just darkness makes me feel better. So 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:06.960 if it's just darkness and I'm wrong. Well I care, 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:10.120 I won't even know it'll be black, so I'd rather 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:11.000 be well done. 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:14.000 It won't matter girl, you're selling the product. 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:20.040 Yeah, I'm a psychic core No, I'm a little bit psychic, 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:21.400 and I can't. 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:23.000 Go with that one. Are you psychic? Are you though? 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:23.679 Do you think you are? 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:32.640 I'm an EmPATH, understood, very intuitive, can give anyone advice 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:33.360 usually right. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:35.000 Always have a gut instinct. 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:38.240 Never go with it, never go with it right, I 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:40.840 know it's I'm trying to correct that. 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:43.679 Or we fight it until there's no other choice but 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:45.840 to go with it. I've done that before. Or there's 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:47.920 that yeah, yeah, where you just like fight it until 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:48.920 you're in a corner and then you have to do 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:51.080 what you knew what you had to do when it first, 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:52.040 You know what I mean? 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:53.680 I do I do. 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:57.320 Yeah, I'm so into psychics and mediums that I like, 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:01.720 oh my gosh, one's off the street that literally tap 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:05.000 on your window. Well not New York but in La. Yeah, 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:07.480 you've met the where they're like tapping there like I 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:10.200 have a message for you. And then I'm like you 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.679 do It's from somebody And I was like okay, and 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:15.280 then all of a sudden, I'm in like a coffee 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:18.080 shop with them, and oh, this one tells me, he goes, 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:20.280 He tells, me. 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:21.480 Okay, you have to pay me. 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:26.800 I followed some random man into a coffee shop and okay, 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:29.120 I don't even like coffee shops, Like it wasn't even 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:31.959 my jam. But and he said, I'm gonna get a 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:35.080 cup of water and I'm going. 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:37.720 To put what did you say. 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:39.920 I'm gonna write something down and I'm gonna put a 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:42.840 few drops of water and it's gonna turn into some 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:47.040 one drop pen on this paper. I'm gonna put a 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:49.160 few drops of the water we're getting and it's going 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:50.400 to turn into a message. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:55.079 Okay, don't you think spirits would find an easier way 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:55.920 to get you a message? 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:58.040 I'm just saying it was a little complicated. 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:01.520 Yeah, But and then he said, but uh, okay, I 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:03.400 said that's great. And he said, can you give me 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:07.720 one hundred dollars? And I said sure, And I'm not kidding. 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:10.680 I see him like writing something and I'm just riveted, 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.320 and as the producer in my head, I'm like, this 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:14.920 is going to be a great story no matter what. 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:19.240 So okay, let's go. Let's go and uh, I'm not kidding. 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:21.920 He put a drop of water. I wasn't allowed to 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:26.800 unfold that paper till we left. I ended up afterwards 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:31.120 he was like, I need more money, and I was like, 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:34.240 oh man, I skimi one hundred dollars. I ended up 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:37.840 sending this guy one thousand dollars. I get in my car, 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:43.600 I take off, I open it up. Motherfucking stick figure. 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:47.680 He wrote down a little stick figure in pen. I 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:49.800 mean he might as well just written sucker. 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:52.440 Too, because I was like, oh my god. So from 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:53.840 now on, here's what's going to happen. 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:57.640 Okay, every time someone approaches you and asks for money, 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:00.800 for a fortune, you're gonna call me just to get. 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:01.600 A you know what I mean. 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:03.040 I'm not going to control you, but I just want 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:07.800 to advise and and we'll we'll talk it out. That's good, 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:10.760 we'll negotiate with the person. Maybe I'm not saying no, 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:13.040 I don't just trust psychics who have their own TV 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:15.680 shows on TLC. I think maybe there are people in 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.880 the streets of la who might have some ability, but 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:20.760 I don't. I want I just want to make sure 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:22.360 that no one's going to suck you like that again. 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:22.680 Got it? 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:25.520 So can we kind of steal intel from the other 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:27.040 side as a as a unit. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:29.800 Well, we're going to start a big business together, so 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.640 I have to like, have you weigh in on everything 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:39.400 right now as a stakeholder? Oh oh, you thinking puns? 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:44.160 Come on? Did you know that not all people thinking puns? 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:50.240 Well, it's a high stake business, you know. I'm done though, 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:52.360 I'm done, well done. 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:56.240 Yeah, I just it's a sign of intelligence and creativity. 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.800 So well, that's good. I have a puns are what 0:15:59.000 --> 0:15:59.120 you know? 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:01.560 It's what why I I think why I've been on 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:03.640 drag race for all these years is my ability to 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:04.800 like pun on the spot. 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:05.520 You know. Yep. 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:08.640 It only comes in handy for one job, and it's 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:11.440 that one. 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:14.320 That can't be true sort of but not really any 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:19.400 kind of Oh my goodness. So, speaking of puns, I'm 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:24.200 gonna go back in history right now, his toy. You're 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:25.400 not the only ones that could put your name and 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:29.000 things like god, okay, good good. We have a text chain. 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:31.720 You're gonna remember this from twenty twenty three. 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:34.240 I know where I was before you even bring it up. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:37.240 I know where I was. I remember everything. 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:39.520 Because our brains think like that. You're seeing the picture 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:42.520 right now. You were laughing. I was laughing. 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:45.880 We were catching up because we hadn't talked in a 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:50.640 while and you had gotten married, and we were talking 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:51.200 all things. 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:52.400 You were in New York. 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:57.760 And I said, oh my gosh, I was congratulating you. 0:16:57.800 --> 0:16:58.160 Guys. 0:16:58.480 --> 0:16:59.760 You know it was a year late, but it was 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:03.960 like I was congratulating you. And I said, and to 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.760 date in life, you are the only human I have 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:10.719 ever offered to have your baby. 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:15.080 You did? You did over text? 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:17.600 Over text, I said, I got you know what. I said, 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:20.440 You guys look so happy. I'm so glad you're married. 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:25.000 And I said, I love being pregnant. And I said 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:28.360 I would only do this for you, and I offered 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:32.360 to be your saragate And I said we should call 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:34.600 this Saragate Tory. 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:38.600 Yeah, because we were we were saying, if you did it, 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:40.800 we should definitely make a TV show out of it, right, 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:43.080 uh yeah? 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:45.320 But then I did go back and say, well, no, 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:49.639 not just for TV, Like, I actually love being pregnant. 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:51.560 And why can I ask why you offered it to me? 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:55.240 And I'm just like, and I mean this insincerity, not joking, 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:56.639 but why did you offer it to me? 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:03.960 That's a really good question, because I've met a lot 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:08.800 of humans in my lifetime and you were genuinely one 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:13.720 of the kindest humans. And it's real, it's authentic, and 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:17.399 I always hope that I'm a very kind person, and 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:21.600 I hope that it'll be paid forward one day. So 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:25.280 I always believe in and I think you're funny as fuck. 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:29.679 So and you're a producer, you create everything. And I 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:31.680 was just but I would do it off TV too, 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:34.439 And I don't know, but I. 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:37.119 Would say when I'm honored, I really am honored that 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:39.280 you offered. And I was honored that day too. I 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:41.000 was in the back of a car. We were driving, 0:18:41.040 --> 0:18:42.359 I remember where, but we was in the back of 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:44.800 a car, and I remember saying to my husband, Tory 0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:46.919 Spiller just offered to have a baby for us, you know, 0:18:47.000 --> 0:18:49.199 And he looked at me, like, what now, what are 0:18:49.200 --> 0:18:54.720 you doing back there? So what if I had said, Okay, 0:18:55.680 --> 0:18:57.879 let's do this over text, what would have been the 0:18:57.880 --> 0:19:00.560 next step back in twenty twenty three, I say yes, 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:01.800 and then what do we do? 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:04.720 Let's play it out? Okay, let's play this out. 0:19:07.800 --> 0:19:10.520 Well, I remember telling you at the time, I think 0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:13.919 I'm like in perimenopause or something. So I don't know 0:19:13.920 --> 0:19:16.000 about my eggs right now. I might only have a 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:19.359 few good eggs left. You did mention that, and I said, 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:23.800 but women can carry a baby not using their own eggs. 0:19:24.240 --> 0:19:26.840 And we had talked about some woman that had her 0:19:26.920 --> 0:19:30.320 daughter's baby who couldn't carry and she was seventy. So 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:33.080 I said, I love being pregnant, and I would do this. 0:19:33.240 --> 0:19:36.080 Yeah, And so we would go find an egg and 0:19:36.160 --> 0:19:38.119 I would fertilize it. You know, I'd have to do 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:41.200 what I do, do my thing, and then we would 0:19:41.840 --> 0:19:42.880 you would get it done. 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:44.880 I get I do it. I do what you got 0:19:44.880 --> 0:19:45.080 to do. 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:48.600 I would then put the fertilized a I would have 0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:53.200 a professional put the fertilized egg plant it into toy. 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:56.440 Spelling right, like a turkey baster like, and then you 0:19:56.480 --> 0:19:59.399 can really shake one like maybe a malachite top. 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:03.040 You would get pregnant. You would start to show. We 0:20:03.080 --> 0:20:06.800 would communicate. You know, we probably have a legal document. 0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:10.240 You know, I'd still want you in little baby Chardonnay's life, 0:20:10.600 --> 0:20:13.480 you know, That's what I'd name her or him. And 0:20:14.640 --> 0:20:18.880 so I would raise Chardenay twins. Well, there'd be Rose 0:20:19.040 --> 0:20:25.119 Matthews and Chardonay Mathews. Okay, and so we would we 0:20:25.119 --> 0:20:27.960 wouldn't co parent, but you would certainly, I mean holidays, 0:20:27.960 --> 0:20:29.000 anytime you wanted to visit. 0:20:29.359 --> 0:20:32.280 You know, I'm wondering how we would alert the press? 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:36.480 Oh oh okay. 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:39.560 So like remember Melissa Ethridge and they were like, oh, 0:20:39.560 --> 0:20:41.919 who was her the child? And she wouldn't talk with 0:20:41.960 --> 0:20:44.040 the fathers, wouldn't talk about it. And then it turns 0:20:44.040 --> 0:20:44.560 out it was. 0:20:47.280 --> 0:20:51.000 Famous musician yes, yes, blanking on his name. 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:57.960 Yes, Crosby, David Crosby, all of a sudden, like and 0:20:58.080 --> 0:21:00.000 let's say it would make news toorry spellings pregnant, wud 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:04.159 make news? Right, I'm not making news because I did. 0:21:04.480 --> 0:21:05.680 I did what I did with the egg. 0:21:05.760 --> 0:21:11.440 Member, you're making news, okay, okay's all of a sudden, 0:21:11.440 --> 0:21:13.440 They're like, what's going on? What's going on? And then 0:21:13.480 --> 0:21:18.600 you announce who's the father. There's a press conference, Tory Tory. 0:21:18.800 --> 0:21:20.359 We have a press conference. Of course, we have a 0:21:20.359 --> 0:21:21.200 press conference. 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:23.800 Tory Tory. Or do we go on your show? Nope? 0:21:23.800 --> 0:21:27.639 Press conference the exclusive Okay, okay, yeah, I mean we 0:21:27.680 --> 0:21:29.399 could do it. I think press conference first and then 0:21:29.440 --> 0:21:32.359 a sit down interview okay, perfect, yes, yes, yes, they 0:21:32.440 --> 0:21:35.560 question who's the father? You reveal? I understand what we do. 0:21:36.200 --> 0:21:44.719 We hold a press conference. Mary Povich comes out, stop it. Yes, 0:21:44.960 --> 0:21:46.480 do you know how much covers we get? 0:21:46.480 --> 0:21:47.640 Thank you? I'm talking. 0:21:47.680 --> 0:21:49.680 We're in the corner of People magazine at this point, 0:21:49.760 --> 0:21:50.880 the corner of the cover. 0:21:58.520 --> 0:22:00.879 Do we like make them think? Gets someone else? Like, 0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:03.560 can you you are not the father? 0:22:04.160 --> 0:22:04.440 Yes? 0:22:04.600 --> 0:22:09.480 Okay, I think we get Maybe it's like two other 0:22:09.720 --> 0:22:12.800 two celebrity men and me up there, and it's almost 0:22:12.880 --> 0:22:17.000 like I'm the throwaway, like huh huh, right, and then 0:22:17.240 --> 0:22:20.199 one of them goes away. I think maybe you know, 0:22:20.280 --> 0:22:22.480 and then it's a reveal or maybe there's maybe there's 0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:24.840 just like we're in a booth with a question mark 0:22:24.920 --> 0:22:26.719 thing in front of us, and that lifts up and 0:22:26.760 --> 0:22:27.960 reveals me as the father. 0:22:28.280 --> 0:22:32.200 You know what I mean? I don't know. 0:22:31.760 --> 0:22:35.160 I will workshop anyway. I haven't said no to this 0:22:35.240 --> 0:22:38.280 idea yet. We just talked about it. It's two years later. 0:22:38.840 --> 0:22:40.119 Does the offer still stand? 0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:42.400 Yes? 0:22:43.160 --> 0:22:51.200 And this is kind of crazy because wow, you're paying 0:22:51.200 --> 0:22:52.200 for everything, right. 0:22:52.119 --> 0:22:56.320 Of course I'm the father. I'm very traditional like that. 0:22:56.480 --> 0:23:00.159 Okay, good, okay, good, Yeah, I know you could, but 0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:00.920 I'm the father. 0:23:01.040 --> 0:23:04.679 I want to do that. You know that we've negotiated. 0:23:04.000 --> 0:23:06.679 That because people will hear this and be like, like 0:23:06.720 --> 0:23:10.800 all the Instagram Graham comments, I get it's how can 0:23:10.800 --> 0:23:12.840 you afford to pay for five kids? 0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:14.160 Da da da da dah like. 0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:16.200 And I'm like, are you still reading pressed like about 0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:17.879 me being homeless and RV cool? 0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:20.280 I know, I try not to worry about it, but 0:23:20.359 --> 0:23:22.160 it do you really read the comments? Do you read 0:23:22.200 --> 0:23:22.720 the comments? 0:23:23.680 --> 0:23:26.520 I really try not to, but sometimes I have to 0:23:26.680 --> 0:23:27.760 because I have to turn them off. 0:23:27.760 --> 0:23:31.560 Because when I post pictures of my children. 0:23:33.520 --> 0:23:36.960 And some of them are teenes and have access to 0:23:37.040 --> 0:23:41.320 Instagram and their own Instagram, I see the most horrific 0:23:41.400 --> 0:23:44.080 things written and the mama bearon. 0:23:43.880 --> 0:23:47.680 Me deletes those. I'll leave other stuff out, like. 0:23:47.720 --> 0:23:50.560 You know, fine, you can call me Wendy Williams all 0:23:50.600 --> 0:23:54.080 day long, Like fine, I'll leave that in. But like 0:23:54.960 --> 0:23:58.880 you write about my children and their looks or their weight, 0:23:59.000 --> 0:24:01.680 and I'm like, no. 0:24:00.960 --> 0:24:03.800 No, I'm I don't even know how you do that. 0:24:03.840 --> 0:24:05.920 I mean, I'm a one human being with the chihuahua. 0:24:06.040 --> 0:24:08.919 And I go through and I see I read all 0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:10.720 the comments and some are not nice and whatever. But 0:24:10.720 --> 0:24:12.800 if somebody said something about my family, I would just 0:24:12.840 --> 0:24:16.000 lose my mind and I can't even be imagine being 0:24:16.040 --> 0:24:16.440 a parent. 0:24:17.400 --> 0:24:19.120 You know, will you do that for Chardonnay and Rose? 0:24:20.560 --> 0:24:22.960 What turn the comments off if they make snarky remarks 0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:25.120 or just fight back in the comment section? That would 0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:30.159 be fun. Yes, yeah, yes, of course, of course. So yeah, I. 0:24:30.840 --> 0:24:35.639 Loved being pregnant because one it just I felt great. 0:24:35.760 --> 0:24:37.080 I actually felt better. 0:24:36.880 --> 0:24:39.280 Pregnant than I do in life not pregnant. 0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:45.560 I had energy, I everything felt good, and I felt 0:24:45.600 --> 0:24:48.240 so happy, and I got to be honest, I missed 0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:52.880 this part of it. Humans treat you kinder when you're pregnant, 0:24:53.480 --> 0:24:54.399 and it's really sad. 0:24:55.280 --> 0:24:58.720 I mean, well, I mean that's a big statement. I'm 0:24:58.800 --> 0:25:01.400 just shocked that you, Like, I can't imagine. 0:25:01.440 --> 0:25:01.919 What would I mean? 0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:03.280 I think it'd be cool the first time, be like, 0:25:03.320 --> 0:25:05.639 oh my god, like let's look like look what I 0:25:05.640 --> 0:25:08.240 could do. This is insane, Like there's something in me 0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:09.080 that I'm kicking away. 0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:13.119 It's so cool when you see them movie and you're like, yes. 0:25:13.040 --> 0:25:13.920 I loved it. 0:25:14.000 --> 0:25:17.120 And the baby nurse who became like a second mother 0:25:17.280 --> 0:25:20.240 to me. Her name is Patsy, and she reminded me 0:25:20.280 --> 0:25:22.760 of my nanny growing up, and I call her my 0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:27.320 East Coast mother, and she was there for all my babies, 0:25:27.359 --> 0:25:29.880 and I because the way I was raised, I was like, 0:25:30.400 --> 0:25:32.520 I am not having a nanny. I am doing all 0:25:32.560 --> 0:25:35.800 this myself. And then my friend said, you'll want a 0:25:35.800 --> 0:25:37.800 baby nurse, like at least to help you've never done 0:25:37.840 --> 0:25:40.439 this before, like to help you. It feels like a 0:25:40.520 --> 0:25:43.520 very la bougie thing. So I was like, no, she 0:25:43.560 --> 0:25:45.399 was supposed to be there for two weeks. My friend 0:25:45.440 --> 0:25:49.840 convinced me, and she was there for a year and 0:25:49.880 --> 0:25:52.760 then came back with every baby and then just. 0:25:52.680 --> 0:25:55.400 Basically by coastal like lives with us, just because she's 0:25:55.440 --> 0:25:59.879 family to me. But she's very intuitive. You would love her. 0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:02.320 I wonder if the second you said Patsy, I fell 0:26:02.359 --> 0:26:02.960 in love with her. 0:26:03.359 --> 0:26:05.760 I feel like you've met her at something World of Wonder, 0:26:06.359 --> 0:26:12.399 maybe the table book. Okay, Oh my god. She's a 0:26:12.440 --> 0:26:18.120 goddess Mother of Earth. She is very intuitive. She had 0:26:18.160 --> 0:26:22.720 taken care of hundreds of babies. She had six children 0:26:22.760 --> 0:26:26.000 of her own, who, unfortunately in their birth order, the 0:26:26.080 --> 0:26:27.920 first three died untimely. 0:26:28.400 --> 0:26:29.160 Oh my god. 0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:36.120 And the third one died very close to me being 0:26:36.160 --> 0:26:39.480 pregnant and having Liam, my first baby, and when I heard, 0:26:39.640 --> 0:26:42.160 I said, oh my gosh, please like she won't and 0:26:42.960 --> 0:26:45.879 she said something just told me I would have canceled 0:26:45.920 --> 0:26:47.960 with anyone else and it wasn't because you were Torri smelling. 0:26:48.480 --> 0:26:52.119 Something spoke to me and said this, this family is 0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:55.040 going to be something to you. Go to them. Sorry, 0:26:55.040 --> 0:26:58.000 I'm gonna get emotional. This is your interview, not mine. 0:26:58.080 --> 0:27:02.399 Here I am, but anyway, she came and one of 0:27:02.440 --> 0:27:04.880 the best things that's ever happened in my life was her. 0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:10.720 But she always says about babies that the last one 0:27:11.040 --> 0:27:15.399 sleeps like this because it's close ended. The ones that 0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:19.399 sleep free abandoned hands up, they're open because they're not 0:27:19.440 --> 0:27:25.760 the last. And so bo my fifth she said, She's like, 0:27:25.800 --> 0:27:28.679 there's one more coming and I said, oh my gosh, no, 0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:31.399 I got pregnant naturally at forty four and I'm like, 0:27:31.720 --> 0:27:35.560 there can't be that much left, like no, and she said, no, 0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:37.480 I'm telling you, and I've never been wrong about this. 0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:40.200 He's sleeping with his arms so wide open. Mark my words. 0:27:40.240 --> 0:27:43.639 One day there's another baby, Ross Matthews. Here we go. 0:27:44.320 --> 0:27:49.960 Oh my it's a sign Patsy. Oh god. Okay, well 0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:53.960 then let's do this. Let's go fine. I'll talk to 0:27:54.000 --> 0:27:57.520 my husband about it later, but yeah, he'll be fine. Yeah, 0:27:57.640 --> 0:27:59.120 let's get on a zoom, the three of us. 0:27:59.320 --> 0:28:07.280 Yeah, I mean no, but no, no, that's where I 0:28:07.320 --> 0:28:07.960 am right now. 0:28:08.400 --> 0:28:11.159 No, think I'm picking up what you're staking down. I 0:28:11.200 --> 0:28:12.639 hear you. I understand. 0:28:15.240 --> 0:28:19.479 I mean also insane because I mean as much as 0:28:19.520 --> 0:28:21.080 I like, I know you, but like you're you. Do 0:28:21.160 --> 0:28:23.280 you know what I used to watch you when I 0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:24.959 grew up in a little farmtown. I would watch you 0:28:25.040 --> 0:28:27.919 even on even as Violet. I would say, I'm going 0:28:28.000 --> 0:28:31.639 to know her, I ain't going to know her, and 0:28:31.680 --> 0:28:32.040 now I. 0:28:32.000 --> 0:28:32.760 Do you know what I mean? 0:28:32.960 --> 0:28:35.080 Like, did you ever were there things that you were 0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:39.200 certain of and now she'd had my baby? Were there 0:28:39.200 --> 0:28:41.360 things that you were certain of as a kid that 0:28:41.400 --> 0:28:43.840 you just knew to be true and it turned out 0:28:43.840 --> 0:28:49.760 you were right? Clarify mm hm, So I would like 0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:51.960 I was in a farmtown, I was a gay cartoon 0:28:52.040 --> 0:28:55.680 human okay, that didn't fit in anywhere, didn't anything like 0:28:55.920 --> 0:28:58.360 it was. It would have been just as probable for 0:28:58.480 --> 0:29:01.760 me to is it Mars as it would for me 0:29:02.000 --> 0:29:06.280 to actually become friends with Tory spelling right, or like 0:29:06.320 --> 0:29:08.600 I knew, for example, watched Rosie O'donnald Show, I would 0:29:08.640 --> 0:29:10.400 just be like, I know, I'm going to know her, 0:29:10.680 --> 0:29:12.600 and like of course everybody watching thought they were going 0:29:12.640 --> 0:29:13.880 to know her, thought they'd be best friend. 0:29:14.120 --> 0:29:14.960 But I just knew. 0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:18.840 It's not like I wanted to be It's like I 0:29:19.080 --> 0:29:22.120 knew it and or like I wanted to be on 0:29:22.200 --> 0:29:23.920 a talk show one day, I want to do like 0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:26.400 Regis and Kathy Lee. And it's not that I wanted to. 0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:29.400 I just was like I remember people would offer me 0:29:29.480 --> 0:29:31.600 drugs and I'd be like, I better not because when 0:29:31.640 --> 0:29:34.240 I'm a talk show host one day, it could be 0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:35.920 a picture and it might you know what I mean. 0:29:35.960 --> 0:29:38.120 Like I just and it wasn't even being like a joke, 0:29:38.280 --> 0:29:39.680 you know, So I just knew. And I one of 0:29:39.760 --> 0:29:41.520 the things is like I saw you and I knew 0:29:41.560 --> 0:29:45.920 I would know you. This is a little wild, it's wild, 0:29:46.120 --> 0:29:48.120 but it's true. I just I don't know. It's always 0:29:48.120 --> 0:29:49.160 been been like that. 0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:52.680 Which is maybe why you're like why me, And I'm like, 0:29:52.720 --> 0:29:55.760 I don't know, since you just know we met, Like 0:29:55.840 --> 0:29:58.840 I've just always felt connected to you. And I don't 0:29:58.840 --> 0:30:01.040 bother you a lot, really don't. But I think about 0:30:01.040 --> 0:30:01.440 you a lot. 0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:03.520 But you never bothered me once, and you which you 0:30:03.520 --> 0:30:05.120 should reach out more often than I will too. But 0:30:05.200 --> 0:30:07.280 what if, toy, what if I got to pass life, 0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:08.600 you and I were husband and wife. 0:30:08.680 --> 0:30:18.200 I bet you are a great husband. No, you be 0:30:18.280 --> 0:30:18.840 my husband. 0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:21.240 I don't know how men can go down on women. 0:30:21.320 --> 0:30:22.720 It would never be my jam. 0:30:22.840 --> 0:30:22.880 No. 0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:28.760 You know I did it once and once that's okay. 0:30:28.800 --> 0:30:31.640 My best friend he did it once too, I know. 0:30:31.760 --> 0:30:34.520 I also, like, I don't love mushrooms, but I try it. 0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:37.120 You know, you gotta know you gotta try things to 0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:37.840 know what you don't like. 0:30:38.200 --> 0:30:42.400 I've never tried hallucinogenic drugs. I'm scared of being out 0:30:42.400 --> 0:30:45.480 of control. Like I'm scared. Well, I'm such like a 0:30:45.560 --> 0:30:48.720 creator like anything and everything. I'm like and this could 0:30:48.760 --> 0:30:50.960 happen and that could happen. So I'm like, on drugs, 0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:53.800 I am fearful of what my brain would create. 0:30:54.120 --> 0:30:54.960 Yeah, I've never done that. 0:30:55.000 --> 0:30:57.320 Like I see people do ayahuasca and think Chelsea Handler 0:30:57.320 --> 0:30:59.320 invited me to do ayahuasca once and I was like, 0:30:59.600 --> 0:31:06.320 I don't wanna. I don't wanna ayahuasca. Okay, so I didn't. Yeah, 0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:09.080 I'm not into that. It's funny that I won't do that. 0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:11.200 But I did face the other dragon. 0:31:11.000 --> 0:31:11.640 You know what I mean? 0:31:11.760 --> 0:31:15.560 I went I went down on the push. 0:31:15.720 --> 0:31:19.360 Yeah. Now I just say, no one was it like? 0:31:19.760 --> 0:31:23.280 It's fine? It was you know what perfectly wonderful coft 0:31:23.560 --> 0:31:25.480 was it? Did she take care of it? 0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:25.760 Was it? 0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:27.080 Yes? 0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:30.120 Yes, it was beautiful, beautiful. It just wasn't my cup 0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:30.640 of tea. 0:31:31.760 --> 0:31:33.440 I'm sorry, but I don't think the bush should ever 0:31:33.560 --> 0:31:36.520 come back like it's just it's not a thing. 0:31:37.440 --> 0:31:39.920 I think God blessed. If you love a full bush 0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:41.320 and that's your thing, you should do it. 0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:42.040 Yeah. 0:31:43.000 --> 0:31:45.400 I am sort of with you that, you know. No, 0:31:46.120 --> 0:31:47.920 I think we know better. Once you know better, you 0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:50.640 do better, you know. And not a place to bushes 0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:51.000 as well. 0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:52.440 Hmmm. 0:31:53.400 --> 0:31:55.840 So if I guess if I was your husband in 0:31:55.880 --> 0:31:59.680 a past life, well you wouldn't be pleased often I 0:31:59.720 --> 0:32:02.080 guess I disagree. 0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:04.920 Yeah, I take care of you. I think if you 0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:06.400 were if I was your wife, I think you would 0:32:06.440 --> 0:32:10.280 be a wonderful lover. Okay, is this the weirdest interview 0:32:10.280 --> 0:32:11.680 I've ever done? It's weird. 0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:17.440 Nope, I I. 0:32:18.960 --> 0:32:23.280 Am not a very confident person. I know I am 0:32:23.480 --> 0:32:25.520 very smart, I know I'm very funny. 0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:28.800 Yes, do you know I'm a good lover? Oh see, 0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:31.840 I know I'm not. I am not. You would not 0:32:31.880 --> 0:32:32.640 be satisfied. 0:32:32.960 --> 0:32:35.640 Promise that can't be true. 0:32:36.160 --> 0:32:38.040 It's true. I'm sure it's true. I don't know what 0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:40.240 I'm doing. My elbows are in the way. Everything's in 0:32:40.240 --> 0:32:44.920 the way. Everything, I don't know what I'm doing. God bless, 0:32:45.480 --> 0:32:48.320 But he loves you anyway beyond. He's so good and 0:32:48.360 --> 0:32:51.239 he's so so good, Tori. You haven't met him yet 0:32:51.240 --> 0:32:51.680 in person. 0:32:52.320 --> 0:32:54.440 I don't think I've ever met him in person, which 0:32:54.640 --> 0:32:58.400 I would know you would love me first meet you. 0:32:58.600 --> 0:33:00.720 I was trying to think when we first met. 0:33:00.920 --> 0:33:03.120 So I was tracking it back too. I remember you 0:33:03.120 --> 0:33:04.720 were on Hello Ross my show on. 0:33:04.840 --> 0:33:08.320 E mm hmm, yes, which to this day, I still 0:33:08.360 --> 0:33:11.600 talk about that vibrating massage chair. 0:33:12.040 --> 0:33:12.560 It was great. 0:33:13.280 --> 0:33:15.840 It was the nicest dressing room out of any talk 0:33:15.840 --> 0:33:18.680 show to date that I've ever done. Like, damn, you 0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:20.520 dress a dressing room like no other. 0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:23.720 Well, I'll tell you the truth is but Drew, Drew's great. 0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:27.000 But I will say like those dressing rooms on Hello Ross. 0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:29.320 Were we piggybacked on Chelsea lately? So I got to 0:33:29.400 --> 0:33:32.160 use those because we had production in the same area when. 0:33:31.960 --> 0:33:32.480 She was old. 0:33:32.720 --> 0:33:37.120 It was it was really Chelsea's. But I saw chairs too. 0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:40.160 Yeah, yeah, they Oh my god, and I think I 0:33:40.200 --> 0:33:42.280 think not, I think, I always know. I know. 0:33:42.400 --> 0:33:44.680 I reached out to someone afterwards to be like, can 0:33:44.720 --> 0:33:46.040 you ask him where he gets those? 0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:48.840 Because I actually knew and I had a discount person. 0:33:48.840 --> 0:33:51.320 I wish I would have gotten that because I got 0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:53.040 one from my house and I got like, you know, 0:33:53.080 --> 0:33:54.640 twenty percent off or something like that. 0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:57.480 Oh it's good. I still think about it. Okay, So 0:33:58.000 --> 0:34:00.640 what was the first time we met? So when was it? 0:34:00.640 --> 0:34:01.880 Because I'm going back to the. 0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:09.680 World of Wonder, it wasn't. It wasn't an outfest toy. 0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:11.680 This kills me that I got awards. 0:34:11.719 --> 0:34:14.160 Wait, hold on, Oh, this is going to drive me 0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:15.879 up the wall. And we're the same humans, so I know. 0:34:16.000 --> 0:34:16.680 It's going to drive me. 0:34:16.719 --> 0:34:19.279 Are you sure it wasn't Hello Ross because that was 0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:23.319 probably two thousand and fourteen. Nope, Nope, it was at 0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:26.200 Lisa Rena's Belgray in Sherman Oaks. 0:34:26.440 --> 0:34:28.560 Look, yeah, it was That's where it was. 0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:32.120 Oh my god, I would have spent I have so 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:34.480 much to do today, as do you. I'm sure five 0:34:34.560 --> 0:34:36.719 kids that would have been nothing. The priority would have 0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:37.520 been figuring this out. 0:34:37.560 --> 0:34:39.880 So thankfully I know what I was wearing. I remember 0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:41.440 you told me where to go to dinner. You told 0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:44.000 me to go to Firefly. I remember it now perfectly, 0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:46.799 and that's the first time I went to Firefly. Wait. 0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:48.759 Wait, did you say a date? Was this in like 0:34:48.840 --> 0:34:52.080 two thousand? I could I promise you I could google 0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:55.359 it right now? Nine or ten? May I googled? You mind? 0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:59.120 This is going to have real big numbers in date persons. 0:34:59.120 --> 0:35:01.080 So if I don't get this, it's going to send 0:35:01.160 --> 0:35:01.920 me over the edge. 0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:05.359 Wait are you OCD? No, it was in twenty ten. 0:35:05.680 --> 0:35:09.319 They were shooting Harry Loves Lisa Belgray Party episode. 0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:13.600 There it is. Yeah, I can find pictures too. I'm remembering. 0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:15.799 I found a picture. See right now, what am I wearing? 0:35:15.800 --> 0:35:17.840 I can't see what I'm wearing. I see the layout. 0:35:17.960 --> 0:35:19.359 You're wearing black. You're wearing black. 0:35:19.400 --> 0:35:22.640 You have a side pony, beautiful, a low side pony 0:35:22.680 --> 0:35:25.600 to the side you werein black. I'm wearing a jacket. 0:35:25.760 --> 0:35:30.000 That is a peacoat that I got at H and M. 0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:34.240 I remember it, and I know I was wearing that because. 0:35:34.040 --> 0:35:37.840 I had my store right across the street from Belgray. 0:35:39.000 --> 0:35:43.720 It was called Inventory, I remember, next to Sweet Butter. 0:35:44.280 --> 0:35:45.640 Yeah. 0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:48.319 You know what if social media had been like the 0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:49.719 way it is now, I think there was only like 0:35:49.760 --> 0:35:53.279 my Space or something. I'm just kidding, but there was 0:35:53.280 --> 0:35:56.080 a store would have done great. It's just wrong time. 0:35:56.480 --> 0:36:00.560 Bring it back. Yeah, brick and mortar, anyone do that? 0:36:01.680 --> 0:36:03.480 Oh it is a little still little house on the 0:36:03.480 --> 0:36:06.080 prairie now, right, little Olsen's mercantile to have a brick 0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:06.480 and mortar. 0:36:09.800 --> 0:36:11.960 So unfortunately, I know we have to go soon. You 0:36:12.120 --> 0:36:15.120 just brought up mercantile, which is going to lead me 0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:16.960 back to my favorite word in life. 0:36:17.520 --> 0:36:22.560 Go Marcan. Okay, that's your favorite word in life. I'm 0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:23.320 Amrcan girl. 0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:26.319 Okay, okay, we got to discuss this one too. One 0:36:26.400 --> 0:36:32.400 of my passion projects in life is to do mrcin 0:36:33.560 --> 0:36:40.440 colon the Rise and Fall of a pussy Wig scene. 0:36:40.680 --> 0:36:41.680 I have no notes. 0:36:43.280 --> 0:36:49.600 I just think you should do that, and. 0:36:47.480 --> 0:36:52.520 Having to like a mockumentary, and it was keep in 0:36:52.520 --> 0:36:55.680 mind I have had this idea since before kids. 0:36:56.360 --> 0:36:58.200 So I was in my heyday, I was in my 0:36:58.239 --> 0:36:59.000 early thirties. 0:36:59.040 --> 0:37:01.640 I was like, okay, and I was going to bring 0:37:01.640 --> 0:37:04.000 on my celebrity friends. I was going to go into 0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:06.520 QBC and I was going to pitch it and we 0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:08.480 were going to film it. Just say we're filming Tori's 0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:13.040 reality show and just to see the reactions of how people. 0:37:13.239 --> 0:37:15.399 Because I was like at the time, I was that's 0:37:15.400 --> 0:37:20.280 a great idea. Kitten would carry this like bedazzled mercin Can. 0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:22.000 We just tell people to market in case we don't 0:37:22.000 --> 0:37:24.879 know so American and do you want to why don't 0:37:24.880 --> 0:37:25.239 you be it? 0:37:25.320 --> 0:37:28.000 Why? I'd love you to explain it. So it is 0:37:28.040 --> 0:37:28.799 almost like and. 0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:31.120 It brings us back to a beautiful, full bush conversation 0:37:31.520 --> 0:37:33.080 that we were just sort of having. It's a full 0:37:33.080 --> 0:37:38.080 circle moment. It's imagine if your pubic area were bald 0:37:38.360 --> 0:37:41.840 and you wished for it not to be in a hurry, 0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:44.399 much like a tow pay, you. 0:37:44.360 --> 0:37:50.280 Could get a pubic to pay. That's exactly what it is. Now. 0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:56.279 That sounds much more magical, yeah and idyllic than the 0:37:56.320 --> 0:37:57.080 real story. 0:37:57.320 --> 0:37:58.200 I'm going to get it wrong. 0:37:58.360 --> 0:38:01.480 The time period I always like to say Marie Antoinette times, 0:38:01.560 --> 0:38:03.360 but I think it was a bit of a different 0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:08.200 time era. But prostitutes to make money, ladies of the 0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:09.279 night whatever they were called. 0:38:09.320 --> 0:38:09.719 Back then. 0:38:10.960 --> 0:38:16.680 There was such an outbreak of whatever was all and 0:38:16.800 --> 0:38:20.919 rampant down there. The sores they had they would want 0:38:20.920 --> 0:38:25.080 to cover so much like women would put on a wig. 0:38:25.800 --> 0:38:29.600 They would make these pussy wigs to kind of on 0:38:30.760 --> 0:38:33.640 to cover their sores. I know you can look it up. 0:38:33.680 --> 0:38:38.040 It's not pretty, but they're actually magical if you think 0:38:38.080 --> 0:38:42.160 about it. And anyway, I just pictured like myself for 0:38:42.320 --> 0:38:46.040 like Paris Hilton, just like totally naked modeling, like all 0:38:46.040 --> 0:38:49.480 these different color Mercans and like now I'm fifty one. 0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:50.560 I don't know if it really works. 0:38:51.400 --> 0:38:53.320 I mean I do love that, you know, the history 0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:57.480 of markin I also love how that Mercans sounds, how 0:38:57.640 --> 0:39:01.000 like you know, someone from the South would say American. 0:39:01.280 --> 0:39:02.160 You know. I like that. 0:39:02.440 --> 0:39:05.879 I think I think it. I think it's a good 0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:09.360 idea for a documentary. Honestly, Tori, I love your brain. 0:39:09.440 --> 0:39:13.040 Really really this is something that people I was not surprised, 0:39:13.040 --> 0:39:16.759 but I am impressed with how you think it's a 0:39:16.800 --> 0:39:19.560 producer like you really are able to identify something very 0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:20.440 You're very weird. 0:39:21.320 --> 0:39:22.640 I'm so weird. 0:39:30.280 --> 0:39:32.040 I don't think people know how weird you are, and 0:39:32.080 --> 0:39:35.560 I think I really would encourage you to lean into that. Yes, 0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:38.719 you should definitely make what's the title of your Merkan documentary? 0:39:39.719 --> 0:39:43.120 Well, it was going to be markin The Rise and 0:39:43.160 --> 0:39:45.480 Fall of a pussy Wig, but it could just be marking. 0:39:46.040 --> 0:39:47.120 I know it should not. 0:39:47.560 --> 0:39:51.160 You should absolutely, you should follow your gut instinct. 0:39:51.800 --> 0:39:57.680 And do you like the jerk? The jerk? Yeah movie Martin? Yes, 0:39:57.920 --> 0:40:01.360 uh huh so and now I'm blinking. 0:40:01.400 --> 0:40:04.720 He comes up with this idea, invests in this company 0:40:04.760 --> 0:40:08.239 and it's kind of like someone gets blind because of 0:40:08.280 --> 0:40:10.759 it or something, and it is undercorrect. It's been like 0:40:10.760 --> 0:40:13.239 twenty years since I've seen it, Okay, so it's a 0:40:13.280 --> 0:40:16.080 little bit of the jerk kind of inspired that, you know. 0:40:16.320 --> 0:40:19.640 The murkin Like the Rise and Fall, we make Mrkans 0:40:19.680 --> 0:40:23.879 magical again and celebrities are wearing them and they're everywhere. 0:40:24.320 --> 0:40:26.840 And then there's one big like lawsuit because someone is 0:40:26.880 --> 0:40:29.200 going down on a girl bringing it back around here 0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:33.360 she's a murkin and it comes off and he chokes 0:40:33.360 --> 0:40:35.960 to death on it. Oh, no, so you put a 0:40:36.000 --> 0:40:38.279 label on company goes under. No, no, no, just put 0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:39.759 a label on it that there's a choking house and 0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:40.720 you're fine, you're covered. 0:40:42.280 --> 0:40:44.799 I like sign a way. Yeah, yeah right. 0:40:45.560 --> 0:40:47.399 It's a great idea, and I look forward to think 0:40:47.400 --> 0:40:52.000 how much money we've made so far. Right, the Steak SPF, 0:40:52.440 --> 0:40:58.839 the Butcher Block Brand SPF. Noah, well done. The Markan documentary, Yeah, 0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:03.560 walkrytok documentary. There's two versions, Our Children. 0:41:04.920 --> 0:41:06.040 Our Children Together. 0:41:06.560 --> 0:41:09.560 And I would like to leave on saying I can't 0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:13.960 wait to see your children's book. Okay, thank you so 0:41:14.080 --> 0:41:17.440 much for that segue, beautifully done. Yes, we do have 0:41:17.480 --> 0:41:18.799 a children's book coming out. 0:41:19.719 --> 0:41:21.160 Okay, we do. 0:41:21.640 --> 0:41:23.920 Well, yes, you really want to hear you really won 0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:28.160 to hear about it? Okay in April, Yeah, huh, April fifteenth. 0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:30.960 It is This is such a well I just love 0:41:31.000 --> 0:41:32.560 that this is where the conversation's going. But I will 0:41:32.560 --> 0:41:34.600 tell you about the children's book. It is cute. 0:41:35.280 --> 0:41:39.400 I don't have children yet, but my husband is an educator. 0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:43.000 He's an educational leader, and he's super smart, like he 0:41:43.040 --> 0:41:45.120 has his doctorate and all this stuff. You know, he 0:41:45.200 --> 0:41:47.960 knows how children think, how they learn, how they process, 0:41:48.040 --> 0:41:50.959 Like his job is like picking curriculum for children to learn, 0:41:51.719 --> 0:41:54.400 that's part of it. And I'm a storyteller, and so 0:41:54.800 --> 0:41:55.479 you know, one day. 0:41:55.360 --> 0:41:55.920 We were talking. 0:41:55.920 --> 0:41:58.040 We were like a we were somewhere and we were 0:41:58.080 --> 0:42:00.239 talking about, Oh, that'd be a cute children's book because 0:42:00.239 --> 0:42:02.520 we'd just gotten married, and we were so impressed by 0:42:03.000 --> 0:42:05.120 our nephews. His two nephews who are now my nephews, 0:42:05.520 --> 0:42:07.440 were our ring bearers. They were like at the time, 0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:10.000 I think eight and ten, and they they took it 0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:14.200 so seriously their responsibility and they were so proud of themselves. 0:42:14.800 --> 0:42:17.400 And so my agent heard us talking about it, was 0:42:17.440 --> 0:42:19.160 like you got to write that down. And I was like, oh, 0:42:19.239 --> 0:42:20.920 how to do that? And Wellington was like, I do 0:42:21.239 --> 0:42:23.640 and so we we sat and did it, and like 0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:25.560 it was me trying to tell the story in a 0:42:25.560 --> 0:42:26.600 way that I know how to do it, and then 0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:29.719 him changing the text to be in a way that 0:42:29.760 --> 0:42:31.759 would be the children be able to absorb it and 0:42:31.840 --> 0:42:35.320 learn from it and make it cultural. And like teachers 0:42:35.360 --> 0:42:36.719 could read our parents could read it, and they'd be 0:42:36.719 --> 0:42:38.960 able to say back what they've learned, and like it's 0:42:39.000 --> 0:42:42.120 really interactive and it's so sweet it's called Teo and 0:42:42.160 --> 0:42:45.359 to the Ring Bearers, and it's really spaced on our 0:42:45.800 --> 0:42:48.360 what happened at our wedding. And then Drew Barrymore was 0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:51.000 actually my flower girl at our wedding, and she was, 0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:53.000 you know, big, grown up Drew, but in the book 0:42:53.000 --> 0:42:55.760 we make her a little girl. And so it's really sweet. 0:42:55.960 --> 0:43:00.719 The illustrator is this extraordinary military time me Doyle, and 0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:03.719 so it's beautiful. And I never thought I would write 0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:05.600 a childre's book. I've written two other books before, but 0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:07.360 I guess if I want to do it, this is 0:43:07.360 --> 0:43:08.640 how you do it. Because it's really good. 0:43:10.280 --> 0:43:13.400 Well, I am psyched to read it. My seven year 0:43:13.440 --> 0:43:15.000 old would totally be into it. 0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:17.520 So I'm going to send you one. Okay, I wasn't 0:43:17.560 --> 0:43:19.799 fishing for a friend, I know, but I'm thank you. 0:43:19.840 --> 0:43:21.600 I'll text you my address right now, the mother of 0:43:21.640 --> 0:43:25.120 my children, Toy. Of course, I'm gonna say, well, thank you, 0:43:25.320 --> 0:43:25.799 I love you. 0:43:26.440 --> 0:43:29.400 We covered so much today, Toy. Let me tell you 0:43:29.440 --> 0:43:31.919 something I told you. I put a saddle on life 0:43:31.920 --> 0:43:33.399 and write it and I really feel like I did 0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:35.680 that today. I'm going to sing my praises really quickly 0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:38.200 because I will go anywhere with you, and I feel 0:43:38.200 --> 0:43:41.359 like we went a lot of places today. 0:43:40.440 --> 0:43:43.839 We really did. This was really fun. It really was fun. 0:43:43.880 --> 0:43:45.520 You're good at this. It's really fun. 0:43:45.640 --> 0:43:49.560 And yeah, you talking about like things aligning and people 0:43:49.560 --> 0:43:51.640 coming into your life and meeting and I feel like 0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:53.040 this is like full circle. 0:43:53.600 --> 0:43:55.080 Agree? Did did I tell you this? 0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:59.120 I don't know if I told Drew this? That my alias? 0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:01.160 If we don't know what that is that you come 0:44:01.239 --> 0:44:04.160 up with a name. If you are a I can't 0:44:04.160 --> 0:44:05.800 even refer to myself as a celebrity. 0:44:05.880 --> 0:44:07.799 If you are, I don't know. I want either. 0:44:07.880 --> 0:44:11.759 But yes, an alias. And no I'm not talking the 0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:14.000 old TV show with Jennifer Garner. Oh god, I love 0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:15.160 her and her fake cooking show. 0:44:15.200 --> 0:44:19.960 But uh, Drew's name is in my alias. Oh so 0:44:20.120 --> 0:44:22.040 and you use it when you go and you just 0:44:22.120 --> 0:44:25.520 the okay, all right? Oh god, it is some weirdo. 0:44:25.600 --> 0:44:28.640 Go and find me now, No, I hope. So do 0:44:28.680 --> 0:44:31.360 you know what? I used one of a person in 0:44:31.440 --> 0:44:34.000 high school that I didn't like. What if they were 0:44:34.040 --> 0:44:35.400 actually checking into the hotel? 0:44:35.719 --> 0:44:35.920 You know what? 0:44:35.880 --> 0:44:37.239 It would make me happy because I do it as 0:44:37.239 --> 0:44:39.759 a power move. It's like I never liked you. I 0:44:39.760 --> 0:44:43.520 don't like you. You weren't nice, and so now you're 0:44:43.600 --> 0:44:46.640 the name I use. And it's almost like it's like 0:44:46.680 --> 0:44:47.800 I made them my bitch. 0:44:49.200 --> 0:44:49.520 Thank you. 0:44:49.640 --> 0:44:54.400 She's clapping. Tori's clapping, well played, thank you. Think I 0:44:54.480 --> 0:44:57.440 have someone in mine. I'm gonna make my new alias. 0:44:57.880 --> 0:45:00.000 I just I think find power where you can find it, 0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:01.880 you know what I mean. It doesn't hurt anybody. 0:45:01.880 --> 0:45:03.080 It just makes me happy. 0:45:03.360 --> 0:45:06.120 My alias is just about happiness. And I used to 0:45:06.200 --> 0:45:07.920 love Drew so much. 0:45:08.200 --> 0:45:09.879 That, yeah, I love it. You came on the show 0:45:09.920 --> 0:45:11.399 and we had so much one will you come back? 0:45:11.440 --> 0:45:12.960 Please come back with us and have fun. 0:45:13.000 --> 0:45:13.680 I love too. 0:45:14.160 --> 0:45:16.160 We're in season five right now, season six coming up. 0:45:16.160 --> 0:45:17.880 We're so happy and you know what that vibe but 0:45:17.960 --> 0:45:21.400 that show is like it's just like it's amazing. 0:45:22.080 --> 0:45:23.200 Yeah, so come have fun. 0:45:23.239 --> 0:45:24.759 And then the next time in New York, can I 0:45:24.760 --> 0:45:27.000 take you to dinner and we'll talk about parenting and 0:45:27.040 --> 0:45:27.960 what our plans are? 0:45:28.640 --> 0:45:29.160 Of course? 0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:32.320 Yeah, And I think now I'm not a big drinker, 0:45:32.360 --> 0:45:34.800 but I think I should stop drinking wine now, just 0:45:34.800 --> 0:45:36.040 just prepare my body. 0:45:37.120 --> 0:45:39.360 Yeah. Yeah, And I think then we'll have one glass 0:45:39.400 --> 0:45:41.920 of start name or his age, just to kick it off, 0:45:41.920 --> 0:45:43.319 and then after that nothing well. 0:45:43.320 --> 0:45:46.880 In honor of the children, of course, I'll ask your children. 0:45:47.560 --> 0:45:51.120 I love you, Tori, I love you, Russ Matthews. Thank you, 0:45:51.440 --> 0:45:52.200 thank you so much. 0:45:52.360 --> 0:45:57.480 Bye.