1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:02,440 Speaker 1: You don't. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,680 Speaker 2: Confession. I can't take back earl arms. 3 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 3: Mouse Speak, Texas seventy five nine two says my ex's 4 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 3: credit card is still active on my Uber eats app. 5 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 3: Oh and I've bought hundreds of meals since we broke up. 6 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 3: He's never noticed or said anything to me. Yeah, I'm 7 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 3: gonna keep on going. 8 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds amazing. 9 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: Or he just thinks that it's like double the fees 10 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: for himself. 11 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean. 12 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 1: He's like, oh man, I'm paid so much money. 13 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 3: It's actually sad because there's so many fees that could 14 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 3: be like plausible. Yeah, I mean, if he's buying you 15 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 3: dinner all the time, like in a way, aren't you 16 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 3: still kind of dating the way like extreme long. 17 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 1: Distance dating you and all the new men that you're dating. 18 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 2: On this show. 19 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 3: We also do secret deliveries of your confessions out to 20 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 3: the world with no fees. 21 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 2: By keeping you anonymous. 22 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 3: Right here on the mass speaker, and today's caller wants 23 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 3: to use our services is using the fake name Kate. 24 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 2: So Kate, welcome to the show. 25 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 1: Hi, thank you, Okay, I hope your order is extra spicy. 26 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 3: We'll find out in just a second because the voice 27 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 3: changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, 28 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 3: let's hear your confession. 29 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 2: Awesome. 30 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:22,759 Speaker 4: So when I was growing up, my grandma notoriously didn't drive. 31 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 4: Everyone was always picking her up and taking her places. 32 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 2: That's probably best society. 33 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 1: So, like, we had a neighbor that literally she just 34 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: never had her license. Like was it because of her 35 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,680 Speaker 1: age or because she never drove? 36 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 4: She and she was old. She was really old, super. 37 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 3: Shark or just like sharp physically, like very sharp nails 38 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 3: and exactly, but she seemed like she was actually in 39 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 3: like good shape mentally and physically too. 40 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, and she seemed like the kind of person who 41 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 4: would drive, you know what I mean now housive. 42 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 1: Or something interesting, not like an alexis yeah what I'll drive. 43 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: We don't want you to, Yeah, okay. 44 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 4: But yeah, So we never really talked about it, and 45 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 4: I actually never even just I never really thought much 46 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:17,359 Speaker 4: of it because. 47 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,960 Speaker 2: It was just the way it was a lot of 48 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:19,680 Speaker 2: Grandma's like that. 49 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah it is. Well, one day, when I was 50 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,959 Speaker 4: like thirteen, maybe I wanted to go to the store, 51 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,920 Speaker 4: and no one in the house would take me, and 52 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 4: so I finally asked my grandma, and my cousin interrupted saying, 53 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 4: grandma can't drive, but Grandma said, oh, you bet your sweets. 54 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 4: I can draw. They just don't let me. 55 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 2: They don't let me. Grandma sounds like Grandma, that's such 56 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 2: a grandma thing to say. 57 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:50,920 Speaker 1: Who wouldn't letter the family? 58 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 4: Well, I didn't understand what it meant, and I didn't 59 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 4: ask at the time, I didn't even ask. But years later, 60 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 4: after my grandma had passed, I asked my mom and 61 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 4: she explained that because I was like, was it my 62 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 4: mom who was better? Like you know what is up? 63 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 4: And she said no, that during Prohibition Grandma used to 64 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 4: help bootleg illegal alcohol for moonshiner. Yeah, she was like 65 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 4: drive it across state lines, and since she was a woman, 66 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 4: no one really asked anything like it didn't arouse any suspicion. 67 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 2: Eyes and flirt a little. 68 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 1: Honestly, the mafia, the mafia was huge with that. 69 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 2: It's not cool. Don't get involved in crying. But that's 70 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 2: kind of good. 71 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 3: I know, why are we all smiling talking about the mafia? 72 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: Yeah? 73 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 4: I mean it feels so bossed, doesn't it. 74 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: Yeah? 75 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 2: It does. 76 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 3: Did you ever suspect anything like that? Like looking at 77 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 3: her did it make sense? 78 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 4: I mean, she was sassy and quick and wouldn't take 79 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 4: any you know. 80 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So she had a couple of guys thrown 81 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 1: into the lake, and so so. 82 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 3: If she was such a good driver for them, how 83 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,119 Speaker 3: come she can't drive well. 84 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 4: When the Moonshiner's like finally got busted and she was 85 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:15,119 Speaker 4: like wrapped up in it, her driver's license got suspended indefinitely. 86 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 2: Wow. 87 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, and they can keep records for that long day. 88 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:22,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. 89 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 4: But much later in life, she was told that she 90 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 4: could petition to get her license reinstated. Oh that good, 91 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,719 Speaker 4: but it had to come with an admission of guilt 92 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:35,799 Speaker 4: and a written apology. 93 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 3: Oh hell no, apologize that's right. 94 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 4: You know what, Yeah, my grandma told him to go 95 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 4: to hell. 96 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 1: I love her. I bet she actually still drove and 97 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,360 Speaker 1: just the family never knew. She feels like a woman 98 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 1: who doesn't care if it's an. 99 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,720 Speaker 3: I bet she's still alive right now driving around the country. 100 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 2: I'm one hundred and forty years old. You're never gonna 101 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:04,919 Speaker 2: get me coppers. 102 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 3: Wow, you must be uh, you must feel kind of 103 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 3: proud to have her as your grandma. 104 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,279 Speaker 4: Oh, I'm super proud to have her as my grandma. 105 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 4: She's amazing. Yeah, I would love it. Maybe he is 106 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 4: like one hundred and forty and driving around somewhere and 107 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 4: I love your love it. 108 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 3: Let's all raise a glass of moonshine to Kate and 109 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 3: her bootlegg and grandma bye Way. 110 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: I've been storing this stuff at my desk for so long. 111 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 2: None if you will drink it, bust it out. We're 112 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:37,479 Speaker 2: doing today one day. Yeah's some bathtub jin Let's go good. 113 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 3: All right, Thank you Kate for that confession in text 114 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 3: in seventy eighty five nine two. If you have a 115 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 3: confession that you've been holding onto or one that your 116 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 3: illegal family member has been holding on to, we can 117 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 3: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our 118 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 3: next mass speaker. 119 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 2: Your phone TAP's coming up right after this 120 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 1: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.