Speaker 1: Well, you're just fucking late, which I don't know how
Speaker 1: he is Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. We're
Speaker 1: staying in the same house and somehow he's late to
Speaker 1: this episode. Me, oh what is that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Okay, I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: What, like, can you screw over? You're like on me?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: Like, what are you wearing? Where did you get this?
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 4: Mes gifted me a bag?
Speaker 1: Amez gifted you a bag? You don't even have the
Speaker 1: lock on? Correctly?
Speaker 4: No, I haven't undone because it's a stylistic choice, just
Speaker 4: like I have the plastic song the hardware. I'm trying
Speaker 4: to like make a statement.
Speaker 1: You know what is sticking out of it? There's like
Speaker 1: a big piece of wood sticking out of it.
Speaker 4: Should we do a bag toy? Real quick?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What's in my bag?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Also here, where'd you get those glasses?
Speaker 4: The louise.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a tag like that from Louis Vuitton,
Speaker 1: So I'm like a bit.
Speaker 3: Old.
Speaker 4: Let me take it so I can see.
Speaker 1: Can them for a second?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: They feel Can you hold my lock real quick?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Okay, what's the.
Speaker 1: Plastic on the lock too?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The plastic on the lock is blue, I know.
Speaker 4: Okay, what's in my bag? Challenge? Okay, so the big piece.
Speaker 1: Of wood, Oh, get the fuck away from me.
Speaker 4: It's a big ass knife. It's basically like insurance. So
Speaker 4: if someone tried to steal my bag, I just pulled
Speaker 4: this out and hack them into little pieces.
Speaker 3: That's smart.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't know if anyone's gonna try to steal
Speaker 1: your bag.
Speaker 4: Because because they're scared of me. Then I have a
Speaker 4: bag of chocolate bond bond okay rollers specifically, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, come on, man, I don't.
Speaker 3: Think we can have that.
Speaker 1: He's a.
Speaker 4: State stuff. Oh you never know, really, yeah, you're never
Speaker 4: gonna know when you need that.
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like I would know it.
Speaker 4: I have this thing that I think it's an exerciser
Speaker 4: for your fingers.
Speaker 3: There's no way, I don't think.
Speaker 1: So that's definitely like.
Speaker 4: And it's also a shoehorn. No, and then like it's
Speaker 4: a wirecutter.
Speaker 1: I don't think you've ever seen anything in your life.
Speaker 4: Then I got a projector.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you never know when you need a projector. And
Speaker 4: we were at the movies and I just stole it
Speaker 4: last night. Oh my god, Drew, I was like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'll pick that.
Speaker 1: They're gonna tricks that baptize. We were the only people
Speaker 1: in that theater.
Speaker 4: I got some stamps Beauty Garden, of course, what else
Speaker 4: happening here?
Speaker 1: I like, I don't know why you need any of that, Like,
Speaker 1: in what world do you need any of this?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 1: It's in there. You have sand in there, there's.
Speaker 4: Like sand, it's my jewels.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, then I got it. Actually looks like you
Speaker 1: took thirty xanax and walked around to strangers.
Speaker 3: Home and grabbed every day.
Speaker 4: No, I keep this ship in here because you never
Speaker 4: know when you need mod page. Like, what are you talking?
Speaker 1: I guess that could be useful with your like Ryan Stones. Wait,
Speaker 1: it's funny.
Speaker 4: Imagine the lights went out. Imagine the lights went out.
Speaker 3: It's a good point, honestly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess don't don't sorry, yeah, don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know, Like who think of Pringles?
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know who signe you're on?
Speaker 4: Oh the authenticity card?
Speaker 1: Oh you just keep it in there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, just so when.
Speaker 1: Should I read this? We Double Space certified the anthnticity
Speaker 1: of this side of and confirmed that it has been
Speaker 1: subjected to the most excising quality control. Okay, cut it,
Speaker 1: why do you? I mean you gave it to me.
Speaker 1: It feels like you didn't read it.
Speaker 4: Jewel pod and then can't go anywhere without my candy
Speaker 4: and mints, and I also have a little game boy.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean that's a pretty good bag. Hall the
Speaker 1: case of Lipsmackers.
Speaker 4: Well, the Lipsmackers fell out because I'm a princess. I'm
Speaker 4: a queen.
Speaker 1: What's cool is this bag looks like it was made
Speaker 1: in the same factory that they make basketballs on Amazon.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I mean, am I wrong? Oh? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Like, no, you can't do this the whole episode.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: He's going to re enter. I think enough attention the
Speaker 3: first time, and.
Speaker 1: You're like putting things in the frame. Why did you
Speaker 1: have a safler?
Speaker 3: True, it seems like you just have a bunch of
Speaker 3: You're dying. It seems like you just have a bunch
Speaker 3: of trash in there.
Speaker 4: It seems like you should shut the fuck up because
Speaker 4: who has the Kelly? Who has the Kelly?
Speaker 3: No one in this room has the Kelly.
Speaker 4: Kelly in my fucking lap right now?
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, let's clarify this. Though you couldn't.
Speaker 4: Afford a burke in No, I got the most rare
Speaker 4: Kelly colorway.
Speaker 3: You couldn't even afford a fake Burken.
Speaker 1: Oh what.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do that. You're gonna pull it a gun.
Speaker 4: I don't. I'm not confirming nor denying that I have
Speaker 4: a gun in this bag right now. So keep talking
Speaker 4: shit and find out, just.
Speaker 1: Like you're starting to shoot your friends.
Speaker 4: Let's just find out. Should we find out? But we've
Speaker 4: done making fun of me, because this is a real
Speaker 4: Kelly that gifted it to me. Actually I used to.
Speaker 4: The reason why is because I used to work at Arimez.
Speaker 4: I got fired because.
Speaker 1: He got fired, and they still gifted you a bag.
Speaker 4: Yes, I got fired because okay, look I was hired
Speaker 4: to do this photo shoot for them to promote their
Speaker 4: new basketball leather bag.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you do confirm that as a basketball.
Speaker 4: Yes, they recycled basketball, which it's.
Speaker 1: A part of their new sustainability. Yes.
Speaker 4: And basically what I had done is I put the
Speaker 4: bag on a pilot trash what insert the photo? And
Speaker 4: I took a picture And it's a commonversation on the
Speaker 4: wealth divide, and like things like that, and people were
Speaker 4: just like, that's really tone deaf and insensitive. But they
Speaker 4: were just like, you can keep the fucking bag as
Speaker 4: a severance package. I guess.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you're saying that Ermez doesn't give you a
Speaker 1: true severance package, It just gives you the bag.
Speaker 4: Yes, why are you bad at us? I'm gonna take eggs.
Speaker 3: It looks like you bought a fake bag that is
Speaker 3: essentially trash and then you just put more trash inside.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, come on, oh, bullet out on you?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Why is it your skinny color? What is that? Why
Speaker 1: do you have?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What is this bag?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Well, we went with Drew and Josie to Canal yesterday and.
Speaker 4: Canal is based the Rodeo of New York because there's
Speaker 4: a bunch of designer everywhere, and it's really fucking cheap too.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think you're understanding, like.
Speaker 4: These glasses twenty bucks three thousand dollars in La.
Speaker 1: Wait. No, it's not like a it's not like a
Speaker 1: state to state thing. It's not like, oh, you get
Speaker 1: cheaper in New York.
Speaker 4: It's like it's a tax situation.
Speaker 1: You think that the tax difference in California versus New
Speaker 1: York makes this bag one hundred and twenty dollars and
Speaker 1: in LA makes this bag thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: M Well, I was gifted this bag, you see, so
Speaker 4: I don't know the price of the bag. But had
Speaker 4: I gone to and looked around, yes, it was.
Speaker 1: On the spot. Like I love you and I like
Speaker 1: trust you, but like, and I don't want to put
Speaker 1: you on the spot. But I think you're just setting
Speaker 1: this like unrealistic standard that like our followers believe. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think you're directing. That's a lot in this episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an actual weapon. I actually do have to
Speaker 3: blur that one.
Speaker 1: Hypothetically, if you were paying for this bag and I
Speaker 1: had an extra ten dollars to give to you, would
Speaker 1: you have taken that ten dollars to help pay for
Speaker 1: your bag?
Speaker 4: Hypothetically, yes, I would have.
Speaker 1: So hypothetically, we were on canal and you pulled out
Speaker 1: one hundred and ten dollars in cash to a man
Speaker 1: who was trying to sell us to you for one
Speaker 1: hundred and forty and I said no, one hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty and you had one hundred and ten and I
Speaker 1: didn't want you to pull out more cash because I
Speaker 1: didn't want him to think you had more, And I
Speaker 1: gave you the ten dollars so you could cover the
Speaker 1: cost of this bag, which is one hundred and twenty Hypothetically,
Speaker 1: do you.
Speaker 4: Think that happened. Did happen? That's the way it would
Speaker 4: go down.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, if it did happen.
Speaker 4: But the the camera looks like this shot looks really
Speaker 4: fucking good through these glasses. But then I take them
Speaker 4: off and I'm like, the hell, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Nika looks moody.
Speaker 1: Well, it's because because it gives you like you're wearing
Speaker 1: rose colored lenses. I'm gonna put my toes up your
Speaker 1: butt if you don't stop scooting towards me.
Speaker 3: Oh it feet Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, well no, what I didn't even talk about my clog.
Speaker 1: Anyway, We've we're still in New York. We're gonna be
Speaker 1: here for a minute. I don't think we ever clarified
Speaker 1: that we're gonna be like here for like an entire
Speaker 1: month for the rest of all time. And Josiah came
Speaker 1: to visit while we were here, and he has gone
Speaker 1: to Canal every other day since he's been here. It's
Speaker 1: a real like souvenir or gift for himself since he's gone.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. He yes, he goes to Canal Street and
Speaker 4: spends so much fucking money. And the thing is Josiah
Speaker 4: doesn't spend money ever, but for some reason he can
Speaker 4: buy so much fake shit and not even batan. But
Speaker 4: it is like hilarious, Like carrying this background changes me,
Speaker 4: like in a very real way. It changes me. It
Speaker 4: changes my confidence and I become like legitimately a different person.
Speaker 4: Like it's actually crazy.
Speaker 1: He becomes an awful person. If that's what if y'all
Speaker 1: were wondering, like what is him being a different person?
Speaker 1: Mean it he becomes a psychopath. It means he sits
Speaker 1: in the car and when no one and no one
Speaker 1: wants to talk because we've been talking all day. If
Speaker 1: we get a car somewhere, he's just mentioning the bag
Speaker 1: to us like we haven't seen it on him all day.
Speaker 4: Oh d last night wait, which I'm in my bag,
Speaker 4: Like let me get in my bag too.
Speaker 1: Last nime we went to go see a movie and
Speaker 1: we took a car back to the house and Drew
Speaker 1: was like what First of all, Drew chose to squeeze
Speaker 1: into the back seat, which we've realized he continuously does
Speaker 1: anytime we do get a car.
Speaker 4: It's because I like to rest my knees up on
Speaker 4: the back. You like being smushed exactly.
Speaker 1: But we were about to get in, and then me
Speaker 1: and Elsie were like, Okay, we'll just like get in
Speaker 1: the back is we're like smaller, and Drew cuts between
Speaker 1: us and he's like no, I'll get in and squeezes
Speaker 1: back there. And the whole ride home, I want to
Speaker 1: sit in silence, but Drew kept whispering my eye, my ear.
Speaker 1: I never even remember what you were saying.
Speaker 4: I was literally just saying help, Like I was literally
Speaker 4: just begging for help. But no, the reason why, Like
Speaker 4: I think it's like six to seven times out of ten,
Speaker 4: like if there's multiple people riding in the car and
Speaker 4: it's like, do you want the front seat of the
Speaker 4: back seat, I'll take the back seat because I like
Speaker 4: to rest my legs like on the seat because I
Speaker 4: like them to hang down and like float a little bit,
Speaker 4: and it like squishes me. But I don't even what
Speaker 4: the fuck was I saying.
Speaker 1: Now, you were kind of repeating yourself in a really
Speaker 1: crazy way.
Speaker 4: I literally don't even know what it was saying.
Speaker 1: Arazy fucking tip, like he has not been a real
Speaker 1: human since the moment we got here.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: And here are some of my favorite quotes. I've just
Speaker 1: starts writing down quotes from like Josie and Drew the
Speaker 1: past week because some of the things they say, Like, before.
Speaker 4: We get into it, let me explain why I've been
Speaker 4: feeling this way.
Speaker 1: I'm about to ship myself, so.
Speaker 4: Before I do that, oh wait, no, never mind. I've
Speaker 4: literally been sick the entire time I've been here, Like
Speaker 4: from the day we've landed, I have been sick with
Speaker 4: either the cold or aflu.
Speaker 1: Also we've been testing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've been We've been testing hella.
Speaker 1: And it literally is just like.
Speaker 4: It's just a cold.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have been for the most part. Fine. It's Josie
Speaker 1: and Drew who have been like actually passing away exactly.
Speaker 4: So I've been like sick the entire time, which has
Speaker 4: made me feel like actually crazy, like my brain is
Speaker 4: like like completely different. And like two days ago, remember
Speaker 4: I was like, holy shit, like this is the best
Speaker 4: I've ever felt. And it was because I like was
Speaker 4: it was like the first day that I wasn't sick,
Speaker 4: and then I like went to sleep and woke up
Speaker 4: and was the most actually the most like I've ever
Speaker 4: been in my entire life, like legit, and that was.
Speaker 1: Yesterday and that was also Granted, Drew says this about
Speaker 1: every single thing that happens in his life. Anything that
Speaker 1: happens is the most it's ever happened. Yeah, yeah, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's simply if Drew is like hungry, it's the hungriest
Speaker 1: he's ever been in his entire life, is he if
Speaker 1: he is tired, it is the tiredest he's ever been
Speaker 1: in his entire life.
Speaker 4: Or like the most food ever served in the world.
Speaker 1: That sweab. I can't that what all we're talking about
Speaker 1: in the room? Yeah was your serving?
Speaker 4: It was. It was literally the biggest bull of fucking
Speaker 4: curry I've ever gotten in my life. It was actually insane.
Speaker 1: Wait and you didn't finish it.
Speaker 3: No damn because you had like one noodle.
Speaker 4: No I I had a bunch of noodles. But it's
Speaker 4: like it's gotten to this point where I hate eating
Speaker 4: messy foods because it stains my mustache. And then I
Speaker 4: like literally like walk around the fucking stinky mustache, so
Speaker 4: I like, don't eat like we ate it like what
Speaker 4: Golden Diner and I had that like chicken cutsu sandwich
Speaker 4: or whatever that stained my mustache for two days, and
Speaker 4: like I would scrub the fuck out of it.
Speaker 1: My brother used to say that when he ate a
Speaker 1: big Mac, it would stain his upper lip for like
Speaker 1: three weeks. Cort and then he hated eating Big Max
Speaker 1: because he was like, dude, I'm not kidding, I feel
Speaker 1: like the smell of a book Mac. It lingers on
Speaker 1: my fingers for three weeks, and they put something Hella
Speaker 1: strong in it so that it lingers. Because for some people,
Speaker 1: they're like, damn, I need a big Mac because they can't.
Speaker 4: Get in a life of it. And they're like, shit,
Speaker 4: I need some of that fucking Max sauce.
Speaker 1: Bro I'm about to mac on your sauce.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna mac on your box.
Speaker 1: So then what, oh my god, why are you saying
Speaker 1: it threatening?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna watch, oh my god, Okay, I'll just cut
Speaker 5: just cut that, just cut cutting.
Speaker 4: You need to cut.
Speaker 1: It because has been crazy the past two weeks. Here
Speaker 1: are some of his quotes. One of them was from
Speaker 1: last night. Okay, should I give the like give a
Speaker 1: little backstory like context.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the first one is we were at breakfast I
Speaker 1: think it was. It wasn't after a night of drinking
Speaker 1: or anything, right, We literally just like all went our
Speaker 1: separate ways, went to sleep, and then we were like,
Speaker 1: let's meet up at breakfast. And when I got there,
Speaker 1: Drew and Elsie were sitting there, probably the most silent
Speaker 1: I've ever seen them, but in reality they were just
Speaker 1: eas dropping like crazy on the couple next to them
Speaker 1: m hm, which they described as the worst conversation they've heard.
Speaker 4: It was. It was so fucking dry. It was like
Speaker 4: two people that were robots, like made to like they
Speaker 4: were made to have a conversation, but neither of them
Speaker 4: were to do it. It was it was really insane,
Speaker 4: Like I've never heard a conversation like that in my life.
Speaker 1: What was the thing? What fuck it? He said something
Speaker 1: to her that you guys that kept it was giving.
Speaker 4: It was giving, like where'd you go? Like that type
Speaker 4: of was like are you okay or something like that.
Speaker 1: Mind racing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, mind racing. I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Like a lunch for someone and they're like it's like
Speaker 1: mind racing and.
Speaker 4: She was like, I've just had such a long day,
Speaker 4: like also mind yeah, all day.
Speaker 1: So whenever I got my food, I sat down with
Speaker 1: them and we're talking about something and then randomly drew
Speaker 1: cuts through what we're talking about and says, did you
Speaker 1: see Bryce Hall have a change of heart?
Speaker 4: He did?
Speaker 3: He like, oh, wait, are you talking about the ayahuasca thing?
Speaker 4: Yes, he did. Well, he did some hallucinogen. I don't
Speaker 4: know what it was.
Speaker 1: I think it was mushrooms.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he did mushrooms. And and then like
Speaker 4: he had like a really gnarly trip sex.
Speaker 3: Oh he did sucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that shit is hallucinogen. That shit gets me crazy,
Speaker 4: like open hopzy, like third Eye. But he he took
Speaker 4: a bunch of mushrooms, had a really gnarly trip, and
Speaker 4: in the trip he was just like I'm like the
Speaker 4: worst person on this planet. And then he changed his heart.
Speaker 1: Like God bless him, Like and that is amazing, And
Speaker 1: I genuinely do think that. But when I saw that clip,
Speaker 1: all I thought was like it was the Cao was like,
Speaker 1: why do men have to have ego death to realize
Speaker 1: that they have suck? People around them have feelings?
Speaker 4: That's literally me when I was sixteen, like, way.
Speaker 1: Wait, I think the people around me are feelings to
Speaker 1: develop empathy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just like.
Speaker 1: Why why do you need that? But Drew said that,
Speaker 1: which made us laugh so fucking hard because to say
Speaker 1: did you see someone have a chained heart? Like is awesome.
Speaker 1: Then we were in the car and I was driving,
Speaker 1: or no, I think Elsie was driving, and I was
Speaker 1: like on the same side as drewid. He was just
Speaker 1: like conking out with his fucking head against the window,
Speaker 1: and he goes, there's a ghost in that tree and
Speaker 1: that's it, and he didn't say anything else, and we
Speaker 1: all looked at the window. We were like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about? And then when I brought
Speaker 1: this quote up later, he was like, you saw it.
Speaker 4: You did know there was It was a fucking plastic
Speaker 4: bag in the tree. And I was like, there's a
Speaker 4: ghost in that tree.
Speaker 1: But to say in that tree and he did it
Speaker 1: point He just said there's a ghost in that tree
Speaker 1: and moved on. And then once we finally got to us, no,
Speaker 1: they're fucking awesome. Once we got through the park, we sat,
Speaker 1: we parked. He knew we were on the way to
Speaker 1: the park. We parked the car and we were sitting
Speaker 1: and talking for like three seconds and he looks up
Speaker 1: from his iPhone and looks around and goes, oh, so
Speaker 1: we're here. And that's all. That's what he brought side
Speaker 1: where we were all talking about like what we were
Speaker 1: gonna do, and like, oh, should we sit in the
Speaker 1: car logger and he just goes, oh, so we're here.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no. I thought we were at the
Speaker 4: coffee shop because you were like, we're getting coffee and
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, so we're here. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Like the way you said it was so funny. And
Speaker 1: then also we were we were in an Uber on
Speaker 1: the way out. We had all like drank a bit
Speaker 1: and we were like going to meet up with friends.
Speaker 4: And I'm sober. I don't drink. I don't drink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, has been drinking actually, But we were on the
Speaker 1: way to meet It was to meet you and Mason
Speaker 1: at karaoke and they were.
Speaker 4: Five hours late to We'll get in that in a second.
Speaker 1: Claiming someone was five hours late to something that was
Speaker 1: happening at ten pm. It's crazy, but were on the
Speaker 1: way there. We didn't even tell you this, but the
Speaker 1: Uber driver like was Ubu jobber.
Speaker 4: Did you know he did a bunch of incest porn? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Did he actually?
Speaker 4: Yes? He had an only fans the uber jobber guy.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, how old is he?
Speaker 4: I think he's like our age.
Speaker 1: Wow, people get a lot done quick, but.
Speaker 4: They really just figured out their life.
Speaker 1: But all the way there, this guy like took an
Speaker 1: illegal turn and saying almost t boned our uber driver
Speaker 1: would be like a stretch of like something actually almost happened,
Speaker 1: but in reality, like one hundred feet away, the uber
Speaker 1: driver saw it coming and just stopped and like kind
Speaker 1: of hit his brakes fast and drew from all the
Speaker 1: way in the back. Very seriously good, thank you for
Speaker 1: saving our life.
Speaker 4: It was like I thought we were like dying. I
Speaker 4: genuinely was like, oh my fuck god, we almost died.
Speaker 4: And then like I had to think him. I was like,
Speaker 4: thank you for saving our life because he was like
Speaker 4: quick thinking. He thought that he went through the motions
Speaker 4: very quickly.
Speaker 1: It was just so funny because you were the only
Speaker 1: one all the way in the back and we were
Speaker 1: all cracking up about like him swimming on the brakes,
Speaker 1: and once it died down, he goes, no, seriously, thank
Speaker 1: you for saving our life. And then also.
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, how you shut up? You freak, you
Speaker 4: freak bitch.
Speaker 1: Also, this is another backseat quote from Drew. This is
Speaker 1: the last quote from Drew. He just randomly, after no
Speaker 1: one was paying attention in for like five minutes of
Speaker 1: him trying to get out in touch with the bag,
Speaker 1: he just said that boys cry, but.
Speaker 4: It is true. Let boys cry, Like do you know
Speaker 4: what I mean? Like, boys should be able to cry.
Speaker 1: Boys don't cry, though, but.
Speaker 4: Boys should be able to cry. Let us cry, let
Speaker 4: us cry. I've never cried a day in my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a pussy.
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not a female.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've cried three times on this trip.
Speaker 4: Have you actually you kind of did?
Speaker 1: No way, so you cry. Let's get that straight.
Speaker 4: You cry, Let's get that gay. You cry a lot.
Speaker 1: Let's start saying that instead of saying let's get this straight,
Speaker 1: Let's get this gay like, because gay is.
Speaker 3: What are some funny things that I've said on the trip?
Speaker 3: Because you did, Drew, and now you can do me.
Speaker 4: Well you did say that.
Speaker 3: No, there's something you know. Just open the part of
Speaker 3: the note where it's like, oh, funny things.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't want to know what my notes app
Speaker 1: says about Kai, trust me, you do know to know
Speaker 1: what is this? Not that I've ever written your name
Speaker 1: in my.
Speaker 4: Life, and what is this? And you're sending nudes to
Speaker 4: a Harry Styles man? Oh what is that? Because I
Speaker 4: read this this morning because I was like, I need
Speaker 4: to go through this just to note I want to
Speaker 4: talk about. And I don't know what that note means.
Speaker 1: You do that all the time. You write like the
Speaker 1: most incoherent way to remember a thought, as if you
Speaker 1: can remember thoughts, like in the next five minutes, let
Speaker 1: alone through that. Like whatever that was supposed.
Speaker 4: To mean, I don't know what it means.
Speaker 1: So once upon a time get into it. It was
Speaker 1: we were talking about we were talking to someone about
Speaker 1: like nudes in general, and we were like, how funny
Speaker 1: is that that people like just take nudes and like whatever,
Speaker 1: people take nudes with their face in it all the time,
Speaker 1: like whatever, we're talking about that and I was we
Speaker 1: were just like, I was like, oh, I don't do
Speaker 1: that anymore. And like the chunk of me doing that
Speaker 1: in my life, which used to really scare me was
Speaker 1: when I was younger, but now I'm always like well
Speaker 1: that's illegal, so like I don't like worry about it
Speaker 1: or think about it, but and also don't send nudes.
Speaker 4: Yeah rude.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I'm just like, we have like a
Speaker 1: big audience nudes. Oh no, we have a big audience
Speaker 1: who's like young and impressionable. I'm trying to send a
Speaker 1: good message.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm trying to send a good message shots and nudes.
Speaker 1: But when I was younger and I had met somebody
Speaker 1: on the internet who I thought was gay because they
Speaker 1: were a huge Harry Styles fan. Watch out for that,
Speaker 1: like watch out for that men. Oh it was this
Speaker 1: guy who he was like a big like a bigger
Speaker 1: fan account, and he was known for being like hot
Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, like he was known for being hot
Speaker 1: but also like super effeminate and a Harry Styles fan.
Speaker 1: And I became friends with him and obviously, like not
Speaker 1: obviously I don't want to say that, but like in
Speaker 1: my head, I was like, Okay, you're this guy who,
Speaker 1: like you never talk about girls. You're only ever talking
Speaker 1: about wanting to like fuck Harry Styles, like it seems,
Speaker 1: and when we talk, I'm like, okay, like you're gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're gay? Like that That was like the vibe
Speaker 1: is getting granted. Maybe I should have asked, but this
Speaker 1: is not on me anyway. I'm talking to this guy
Speaker 1: about like this guy, this other guy I do like,
Speaker 1: and I was like yes. I was like, yes, we
Speaker 1: are having a key in our text messages right now.
Speaker 1: I gave us friend you, so we were what the
Speaker 1: fuck are you getting.
Speaker 3: Out of there?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: You're eating some fruity roll up?
Speaker 4: Sorry now that's what they call me?
Speaker 1: Why did they call you the roll up fart?
Speaker 4: Because I'm flexible.
Speaker 1: Oh So, basically I'm talking to this guy and I
Speaker 1: was talking about another guy who I like, really liked,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I think I'm gonna send this
Speaker 1: guy a nude like like I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I think that's what he wants from me, Like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it. But I had never set a nude before,
Speaker 1: so I was like, fuck, I don't know. And this
Speaker 1: guy's like, oh my god, girl, like just said it
Speaker 1: to me, like I'll let you know if it's like cute,
Speaker 1: like blah blah blah blah blah. And I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: like I I guess, like just let me know if
Speaker 1: it's like like not a flottering photo whatever, So bitch,
Speaker 1: tell me why I set this motherfucker a picture of
Speaker 1: my fucking boobies. And I said to him, and he
Speaker 1: was like, girl, that is so slay. Like, girl, girl,
Speaker 1: you have the most perfect booths ever, like to die for,
Speaker 1: like telling me like that about this nude, I just
Speaker 1: said him. And I was like, thank you so much. Girl,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go and send this off and hopefully we
Speaker 1: get good feedback. Okay, Me and this guy kind of
Speaker 1: like stopped talking because then like over time he starts
Speaker 1: like really hitting me up, like post that in a
Speaker 1: crazy way that I was like, I had started to
Speaker 1: get it engling that I was like, okay, cool, like
Speaker 1: I think I just sent a nude to someone who
Speaker 1: like wasn't gay, Like that was like the vibe it
Speaker 1: was giving, and I was just like, okay, we started
Speaker 1: kind of disconnecting then love and behold, this motherfucker goes
Speaker 1: and gets a girlfriend and I was like, hello, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is happening? But I never made any comment
Speaker 1: on it because I was just like, okay, like maybe
Speaker 1: it wasn't that insidious anyways, because like this is literally
Speaker 1: when I was like fifteen sixteen, so I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe it's not that insidious, like it's it's whatever. Fast
Speaker 1: forward to like a year and a half later, we
Speaker 1: are all somewhere where one day we have to get
Speaker 1: into it, but we're we all just so happened to
Speaker 1: be in a hotel room together. Oh and I'm walking
Speaker 1: back to my room to go hang out with a friend.
Speaker 4: And I didn't know it was him.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's him.
Speaker 4: What the f Yeah, I thought it was just some
Speaker 4: random head.
Speaker 1: No, it was that person.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this story, it makes so much more
Speaker 4: fucking sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's how I knew it was insidious. It's evil, yes.
Speaker 4: Because this motherfucker did it to another one of our friends. Yea,
Speaker 4: the exact same fucking thing. Yeah, whoa, it's sick store. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Basically, this motherfucker is a freak and was like begging
Speaker 1: me for nudes and to come into his hotel room,
Speaker 1: and I was like, can you leave me the fuck alone?
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 1: I basically blackmailed him and made him give me two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars or else. I was going to tell his girlfriend,
Speaker 1: and his girlfriend found out anyway, because one of our
Speaker 1: fucking friends was like put him on blast, which was
Speaker 1: just like, because I still got money at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, I.
Speaker 4: Got my doubt. He literally would fake gay for nudes. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's like ultimate. What is that like, Chad? Is that
Speaker 4: Chad behavior?
Speaker 1: Is that behavior?
Speaker 3: I feel like that is not Chad behavior?
Speaker 1: Who's Chad behavior? Like a vegan person?
Speaker 3: I think Chad's like alpha male.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, that's very cool Sigma behavior.
Speaker 3: I don't even think that's Sigma.
Speaker 1: Because that's like get your irma's bag off of caw Street.
Speaker 4: It's Magma, Yeah, Sigma Magma alone. Will I'm alone?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: Could I get a little my own thing at the
Speaker 4: end of the day.
Speaker 1: Into right now? Will me everything you have? Now? Sorry?
Speaker 1: We sorry, we're getting delivered. This is the second time
Speaker 1: y'all have delivered us stuff in a podcast episode.
Speaker 4: Second, well, we briefly spoke about this in the last episode,
Speaker 4: but I don't think it was touched enough or talked
Speaker 4: about enough. But Kai being one of my altars, like
Speaker 4: he doesn't exist in y'all's reality and only in mind.
Speaker 4: But for some reason that I have like a mass illusion.
Speaker 3: You guys know that I exist? Right?
Speaker 1: That makes sense?
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't make sense. I do exist, Kay, How old.
Speaker 3: Are you twenty four?
Speaker 1: Okay, no truth, I'm twenty eight, twenty three.
Speaker 3: Twenty eight, I am twenty eight. That's the truth.
Speaker 4: Sell the truth.
Speaker 1: Hi, you're gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Honestly, thank you.
Speaker 1: You're very lucky. A lot of white people at your
Speaker 1: age stargetarian.
Speaker 4: They turned to zombies and I thought.
Speaker 1: You were like twenty four when I met you.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's awesome. How have you four for the
Speaker 3: past a long time ago, for like the past years.
Speaker 3: I do retinal too, finanl not. I don't do fence
Speaker 3: and all I said retinal, I don't do feminol. First
Speaker 3: of all, it feels amazing.
Speaker 4: It gets you more high. Speaking of drugs, I don't
Speaker 4: think I've told this story on the podcast, which I
Speaker 4: probably shouldn't, or maybe I have, and I'm just forgetting
Speaker 4: because it's been ten years. But have I told the
Speaker 4: story about me? Have I told a story about me?
Speaker 4: Like waking or like not being able to sleep for
Speaker 4: like a couple of months and then I asked my
Speaker 4: dad for help and he gave me trazodone and an
Speaker 4: ambient No you mentioned the last both, Yeah, he gave
Speaker 4: me both. But wait, same situation as last time. Where
Speaker 4: he was like, take one of these or the trasdone
Speaker 4: was like a big fucking tras and it was built
Speaker 4: for like I think I've told this story before.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think just.
Speaker 1: Because I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: It was a big fucking trasdon. It was like the
Speaker 4: one that was a trapezoid where it was cut into
Speaker 4: four doses. But like, my dad is like a bigger guy,
Speaker 4: so he was able to take that in one dose.
Speaker 4: And he didn't tell me this, but I should have
Speaker 4: cut off a fourth of it and taken that to
Speaker 4: get to bed. And then on top of that, he
Speaker 4: gave me an ambient I don't think he meant for
Speaker 4: me to take the Trasadin in the ambient.
Speaker 1: Physical album of it or what like ambient music. He
Speaker 1: gave me ambient music.
Speaker 4: I was so confused. But no, he he gave me
Speaker 4: both of them, and I don't know what his uh
Speaker 4: prerogative was. I think he was trying to kill me.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're falling.
Speaker 4: But I took both of them, and I.
Speaker 1: Took the bro shut the fuck up and leave me
Speaker 1: the fuck.
Speaker 4: Alone, Leave me the fuck alone, like he was literally
Speaker 4: leave me alone.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, you're fifteen. You should be able to
Speaker 1: go to sleep.
Speaker 4: So he gave me both. I was like, what like
Speaker 4: one hundred pounds at the time because I was like
Speaker 4: deeply depressed and not eating. And I had taken an
Speaker 4: ambient before and it made me feel really good. And
Speaker 4: I ordered a bunch of shit off of Amazon, Phillip's
Speaker 4: Hugh Lights to be specific, but anyway, so I knew
Speaker 4: what to expect the ambient, but I had never taken
Speaker 4: a Traza doon before. But I did a bunch of
Speaker 4: research before it took it because I'm a freak about drugs,
Speaker 4: and it was just like there's literally nothing like to
Speaker 4: worry about. It doesn't affect like your mental state, Like
Speaker 4: it just is like a chemical thing or whatever. It's
Speaker 4: like beneath the scenes. It may make you drowsy, but
Speaker 4: that's it. But I took both of them at the
Speaker 4: same time, and I was watching I don't remember what
Speaker 4: show I was watching, but I was just laying in
Speaker 4: bed and then like I felt like vibrating all throughout
Speaker 4: my body and I started like sweating a bunch and
Speaker 4: like I was feeling like pulsing of me for my plug.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I mean, you're vibrating.
Speaker 4: Come on, you knew it was giving it was giving wing,
Speaker 4: but three thousand, maybe four thousand. But I was laying there,
Speaker 4: my body was like started buzzing, and my brain was
Speaker 4: like zapping. It felt like fucking electricity was like exploding
Speaker 4: in my brain. And I've only had this experience one
Speaker 4: other time, and it was when I drank a bunch
Speaker 4: on my kalanapin and I genuinely thought I was gonna overdose.
Speaker 4: But that's another story for another time, bitch. But I
Speaker 4: ran through that. I was self medicating Hella. Like it
Speaker 4: was crazy.
Speaker 1: That's a crazy way to describe like playing with drugs.
Speaker 4: Well, no, it was like I was genuinely like the
Speaker 4: most depressed in my life, and I was sure.
Speaker 1: You actually trying to like like figure out like a potion.
Speaker 4: For I was like trying to avoid reality, literally me.
Speaker 1: When I'm making potions in the backyard with dirt and grass.
Speaker 4: Literally. So I was laying there, brains apping, body vibrating,
Speaker 4: super fucking hot and sweaty, and I was like, something
Speaker 4: is not right. This is crazy. I've never felt like this.
Speaker 4: So I stood up and like immediately like I get
Speaker 4: like head and you know the layout of my old bedroom,
Speaker 4: how my wall was here, my TV was here, my
Speaker 4: giant fish tank was here. I get out of bed
Speaker 4: and walk around my bed, and I had a trash
Speaker 4: can by my bed that I had fucking taken out
Speaker 4: in like probably three months. It was like gross, filled, overflowing, disgusting,
Speaker 4: and I literally just like faint. I faint into the
Speaker 4: trash can and I fall like face first into the wall.
Speaker 4: My cheek hits the wall, and I'm just like laying
Speaker 4: there in a pile of trash. And I don't know
Speaker 4: exactly how much time passed, but it was less than
Speaker 4: probably like fifteen minutes, because the same episode of the
Speaker 4: show that I was watching was on, and I woke
Speaker 4: up in a pile of garbage, and I was like,
Speaker 4: holy fuck and shit, like I'm like I'm literally like
Speaker 4: overdosing or something right now, like what is going on?
Speaker 4: And like I start freaking out, and I'm thinking in
Speaker 4: my head like I'm not about to die in a
Speaker 4: pilo garbage, Like come on now, Like I cannot die
Speaker 4: in a pile of garbage is just so cliche. So
Speaker 4: I stand up and I start walking again, and I
Speaker 4: get in like I have like a hallway in my room,
Speaker 4: like my on sweet bathroom is here, my bedroom is here,
Speaker 4: and then my door was here, and I'm walking towards
Speaker 4: my door and the vibrating, buzzing feeling happens again like
Speaker 4: the zap, and I just like am standing and I
Speaker 4: fall straight back, hit my head and bite through my
Speaker 4: tongue and so now like I like I fall like
Speaker 4: literally like out of a cartoon, like like it was crazy,
Speaker 4: and I'm laying there on the ground. I wake up
Speaker 4: again like a couple seconds later, and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 4: my head hurts, my tongue is bleeding. Like I get
Speaker 4: up again and I stand up again, and I pass
Speaker 4: out again from standing up, and I'm like, holy fuck,
Speaker 4: like I'm literally gonna die. So I've passed out three
Speaker 4: times now in my bedroom and it's all from standing up.
Speaker 4: So I like am in my head and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: every time I stand up, I'm passing out. So I
Speaker 4: just like have to crawl. So I like open my
Speaker 4: bedroom door, and I crawled to my sister's room and
Speaker 4: my mom was sleeping in there at the time, and
Speaker 4: I like just like pass out on the floor again
Speaker 4: and I head butt her door open, and it was
Speaker 4: just like this big fucking thing and.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, wait, your parents.
Speaker 4: I went to my sister and my mom because I
Speaker 4: couldn't go downstairs, and I'm like I start yelling. I'm
Speaker 4: like I'm dying. I'm dying, Like please, someone fucking help me.
Speaker 4: I'm like overdosing, Like please, someone fucking helped me. I
Speaker 4: took trasidone and ambient like I need help, like call
Speaker 4: an ambulance, calling ambulance, and like this was in the
Speaker 4: era where like I was starved for attention and my
Speaker 4: sister and my mom had just been woken up out
Speaker 4: of a crazy slumber and they were like, girls, shut
Speaker 4: the fuck up, like no, you're not, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 4: dead ass I am. And this was also in an
Speaker 4: era where I was like really insecure about my body
Speaker 4: still and like I wouldn't even let my like family
Speaker 4: see my body. I hit in my body so much,
Speaker 4: like it was it was really fucking gnarly, and I
Speaker 4: was in my boxers and my mom was like, wait,
Speaker 4: like this is kind of crazy because he's like like
Speaker 4: he literally is like he feels like this is life
Speaker 4: or death. And she's like, do you actually want me
Speaker 4: to call an ambulance and I was like, no, whatever,
Speaker 4: and I just fell asleep on my sister's bedroom floor
Speaker 4: until the morning and I just like had knocked out there.
Speaker 4: But I fainted four fucking times or three times. And
Speaker 4: it was like the craziest experience that ever, Like I
Speaker 4: wish I could like describe better, like the body and
Speaker 4: mind feeling I had. It literally felt like lightning was
Speaker 4: like electrocuting my brain. It was crazy.
Speaker 3: It was probably the ambient right that did that.
Speaker 4: It was like I think it was like the concoction
Speaker 4: mixing them. It was like the biggest trasinone and the ambience.
Speaker 3: Have you ever gone to the ambience sub reddit.
Speaker 4: After I bought a bunch of shit? Yes, I did.
Speaker 4: I like went on there and I kids like seeing
Speaker 4: the walrus or whatever.
Speaker 3: It'll be like a photo of somebody in their hand
Speaker 3: is like like their fingers are like it's like a
Speaker 3: foam cup and their fingers are like punctured through the
Speaker 3: phone cup and it just says McDonald's or something as
Speaker 3: the cons it's all spelled wrong, and.
Speaker 1: Shit, I gotta talk about buying drugs online.
Speaker 4: No, it's like a subreddit that like people go.
Speaker 3: On people like post on it when they're on ambient.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's fucking insane. I literally what's crazy is
Speaker 1: like to be in a state of mind where you
Speaker 1: are like open to taking things period.
Speaker 4: Yeah like that.
Speaker 1: That's like I guess I've just like never I'm so
Speaker 1: terrified of like everything, but I mean with good reason.
Speaker 1: But I feel like you had your reasons to be
Speaker 1: scared of like every like drug ever known to man.
Speaker 4: But well I wasn't even like scared. I would would
Speaker 4: just like neurotically research every drug, like I like have
Speaker 4: like the craziest knowledge on literally every substance because I
Speaker 4: was obsessed, like literally obsessed with like altering my mind.
Speaker 4: It was like it was really gnarly. And then like
Speaker 4: I was gonna never mind. But yeah, I loved drugs
Speaker 4: in high school. It was so bad, fuck me up
Speaker 4: for life.
Speaker 1: I loved like tending to myself and like self care
Speaker 1: and baths I did it. I did not like baths.
Speaker 1: I fucking hated baths. I didn't do shit for myself
Speaker 1: in high school. But I didn't do that. But also
Speaker 1: I guess I also didn't have like I didn't have
Speaker 1: like access to that stuff, and I didn't know anyone.
Speaker 4: You didn't have access to a bath.
Speaker 1: Like drugs and stuff, Like I didn't know anybody who
Speaker 1: was like doing anything other than like weed and lean
Speaker 1: and those just like never piqued my interests. Like I
Speaker 1: didn't know anybody who was like like like even during
Speaker 1: like the zandemic, like there wasn't like people who I
Speaker 1: knew who were doing zaise Like that wasn't like a thing.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't know anybody who was like abusing adderall
Speaker 1: until I met like other people who were not from
Speaker 1: where I was from.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was so secretive about it too. Yeah, oh
Speaker 4: my drug use it was crazy. I was so I
Speaker 4: got so good at hiding drugs.
Speaker 1: I think it also maybe has to do with the
Speaker 1: idea of like if you're somebody who even goes to
Speaker 1: the doctor, I feel like that's like like does that
Speaker 1: make sense? Ideology is like since I lived in a
Speaker 1: neighborhood where like most people didn't have health insurance or
Speaker 1: healthcare and stuff, and like obviously mental health was not
Speaker 1: like on anyone's mind. Those kind of things weren't even
Speaker 1: like in our scope, like adderall and like SSRs, like
Speaker 1: I didn't know what an SSRR I was like, obviously,
Speaker 1: I'm not dumb. I knew people had depression. Not to
Speaker 1: say that like not knowing that makes you dumb, but
Speaker 1: like I knew that those things, and I also knew
Speaker 1: because I was feeling that, But I still didn't even
Speaker 1: understand the fact that there was like medicine for that.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't know that. Still I feel in high.
Speaker 3: School, Yeah, the only thing I cared about in high
Speaker 3: school is like getting pussy, getting pussy, and the football
Speaker 3: because I was the quarterback.
Speaker 1: You were not the quarterback in high school?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, don't you believe me when I say that?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Why don't you believe me? I was the quarterback and
Speaker 3: the most popular.
Speaker 4: Insert a photo.
Speaker 1: If you're the quarterback, yeah right, not in you would
Speaker 1: have a lot of photos. They probably take so many
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 3: They never took one.
Speaker 1: Why would they not take a photo of you?
Speaker 4: Being the pot it's giving. She doesn't go here, you
Speaker 4: don't know her.
Speaker 3: No, they voted me as like, uh, smartest.
Speaker 4: Coolest, most likely to be stupid.
Speaker 1: That's oh my god.
Speaker 4: Well I have this note? Should I read it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: In high school, since we're like still talking about that shit,
Speaker 4: I used to not wash my clothes all the time
Speaker 4: because I was super fucking depressed and disgusting and I
Speaker 4: thought I was slick and I would spray fabreeze and
Speaker 4: core relise all over my dirty clothes before school, thinking
Speaker 4: I was slick. And I feel like that is a
Speaker 4: very big sign of a depression depressed person, as if
Speaker 4: they smell like for breeze and rink core release.
Speaker 1: I was not allowed to not have clean clothes. But
Speaker 1: also I've always been on my like germophob tip of
Speaker 1: like that freaks me out, Like even in my darkest depression,
Speaker 1: like that freaks me out. It wasn't until I was
Speaker 1: like really depressed and like twenty years old and living
Speaker 1: alone that I would be like so sad that I
Speaker 1: would just like not be able to shower. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: even then, like I could go max like a day
Speaker 1: without showering, but the next day, I'm like I have
Speaker 1: to shower. I'm gonna freak out because like I think
Speaker 1: that for me is something that makes me feel even worse,
Speaker 1: like and not in like a comforting like like oh
Speaker 1: like whatever, like I'd rather just like lay here, but
Speaker 1: like literally I'm like, oh, I like here, But that's
Speaker 1: because I'm like clean and I'm like, I always smell
Speaker 1: good and whatnot?
Speaker 3: Was that snow Patrol? Mm hm you were singing, yeah sick.
Speaker 4: What is that band?
Speaker 3: It's like a song that was big in like two
Speaker 3: thousand and eight.
Speaker 4: I think, can we just lay here? Would you lie
Speaker 4: with me? And mm hmmmm.
Speaker 3: I remember when I first heard that song. I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe this is not normal, but I
Speaker 3: feel like music just is not doesn't affect you as
Speaker 3: much as you get older. I remember like hearing that song,
Speaker 3: which in hindsight isn't like the best song in the world,
Speaker 3: like being like a little kid and hearing that and
Speaker 3: being like so overcome with emotion.
Speaker 4: Yeah me with Hey there, Delilah. Yeah, like that song
Speaker 4: literally like changed my life in a very real way.
Speaker 1: Bad day, you know, So I was like, yeah, had.
Speaker 4: A bad day.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that song.
Speaker 1: Freaked me because it made me so much Saturday.
Speaker 3: I feel like, is that normal to like I feel
Speaker 3: like it is as you're older, you get kind of
Speaker 3: like jaded to stuff, but like, hey there, Delilah. I
Speaker 3: remember listening to that song and like imagining like world
Speaker 3: building and imagine it.
Speaker 4: Was literally it starts in my toes. Then I crink
Speaker 4: on my nose wherever ricos always no, make me please?
Speaker 1: What song is that? I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: in the name of that song?
Speaker 4: Doesn't she talk about bubbles in it? Or some ship
Speaker 4: bubblely toes. I swear to god she talks about. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I swear she says something about bubble toes. Then I
Speaker 4: crinkle my nose bubble toes.
Speaker 1: Wherever it goes, it goes. You make me I might
Speaker 1: be saying lace wrong though.
Speaker 4: Remember when you walked into a glass plane, dude, it
Speaker 4: was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
Speaker 4: So we're at the Nogucci Museum getting some Nogucci lamps
Speaker 4: and just observing like our surroundings. It's really cool, Like sculptural.
Speaker 1: Are just so taken in.
Speaker 4: No you weren't, No, you weren't. And there's like there's
Speaker 4: like glass doors everywhere, like dividing every one of the rooms.
Speaker 4: And we're like heading out after we make our purchases,
Speaker 4: and Andy and I are just like talking back and
Speaker 4: forth each other. She's looking forward and she's looking at
Speaker 4: the door and no, hold, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no.
Speaker 1: Looking at the door when it happened.
Speaker 4: Okay, well whatever, you were walking towards this glass door
Speaker 4: crazy and you literally just walks into a giant glass pane.
Speaker 4: The door is right here. She walks directly into it
Speaker 4: like nothing happened, like nothing happened, and or like she
Speaker 4: couldn't see it, and then we all just die laughing.
Speaker 4: But she was so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: So here's what happened. We were coming downstairs and like
Speaker 1: we weren't that far behind these two guys, and they
Speaker 1: saw us and they held the door open for a second,
Speaker 1: but I think in the time it took us to
Speaker 1: finish getting downstairs, they were like, bitch, I'm not holding
Speaker 1: this door open that long. So they kind of like
Speaker 1: they like dip and I didn't realize it because I
Speaker 1: thought they were holding the door open and there was
Speaker 1: a lady with with like really nice boots on to
Speaker 1: like my right, So say like, you're where the like
Speaker 1: lady with boots is and it's like a big glass
Speaker 1: pane and then the door, and I was thinking that
Speaker 1: it was two doors, but one of them was being
Speaker 1: held open by the sky still, and I was looking
Speaker 1: at the ladies boots and I was like, those are
Speaker 1: really nice boots.
Speaker 4: And hallucinated that man because I did not see.
Speaker 1: You know, they were still in the room, because they
Speaker 1: saw it happen, and they didn't say anything. They didn't
Speaker 1: even laugh, because I think they kind of did feel
Speaker 1: like that's on us, Like that was on us because
Speaker 1: they literally were holding the door open. And I don't
Speaker 1: blame them because we were just fucking taking so long.
Speaker 1: But I have never hit a glass door like that.
Speaker 4: Crazy. She walked directly into it, and it was so
Speaker 4: because those boots.
Speaker 3: Maris, why did you walk directly into a piece of glass?
Speaker 1: Oh, because that's what pretty people do. Wait, have you
Speaker 1: never done that? That's what like Gorge's hot people do.
Speaker 3: I actually actually just that. I actually just done that
Speaker 3: twice twice.
Speaker 1: Dude, If you do it twice, that means you're really ugly.
Speaker 1: It's the one time that makes it three times that's
Speaker 1: really bad. You're unbearably like it's it's like it honestly
Speaker 1: is like against the law to be seen.
Speaker 4: I just realized, aboth of y'all are going to die
Speaker 4: in seven days. Oh my god, if you have acne,
Speaker 4: just wash your face with soap and drink water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you not know that it's like a it's
Speaker 1: kind of like an inside thing.
Speaker 4: Just drink well and eat well. Get your gut health
Speaker 4: in check.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because your gut health is like awesome.
Speaker 4: Me after eating a bag of Hokeeys, you.
Speaker 3: Do have such good skin for eating like Neon red,
Speaker 3: neon neon blue food.
Speaker 4: It was crazy because when we went to the Gucci Museum,
Speaker 4: that was the first day since being here that I
Speaker 4: actually got to eat good food. And it's because we
Speaker 4: stopped at a gas station and I was able to
Speaker 4: get my candy and mince and bag of chips. Back
Speaker 4: of chips.
Speaker 1: Was annoying because I was thinking. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what did we eat that day? Like what did what
Speaker 1: was the good food we ate?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I was literally like, finally I get to fucking
Speaker 4: eat good food or real food, I know.
Speaker 1: And I looked at the backseat and it was like
Speaker 1: berry flavored gummies, talkies, A red Bull.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: I drank a Red Bull for the first time in
Speaker 4: a long time, and it was so good. I literally
Speaker 4: felt so good after drinking and I was like, damn,
Speaker 4: maybe I'm like back on the horse, Like maybe I
Speaker 4: can start drinking red Bull again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a supplement.
Speaker 4: I also got bazooka Bazuoka bubblegum. Oh really with.
Speaker 3: The gum with sugar in it.
Speaker 1: Drew literally goes into a gas station and like whatever
Speaker 1: packaging is, like Louder, that's what he picks. Like that
Speaker 1: is how he picks his candies, like it's not it's
Speaker 1: not packaging, vintage packaging.
Speaker 4: Like if it looks like they.
Speaker 1: A vintage vibe to it.
Speaker 4: The taste with your eyes exactly first first and then
Speaker 4: your nose and then your mouth. Think about that.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about your bike. So walked, I
Speaker 1: see it, I smell it, and then I taste it.
Speaker 4: So Enya walked into a glass plane and she also
Speaker 4: almost killed us on a rebel.
Speaker 1: Okay, like a lot of a lot of this is
Speaker 1: being framed in this light that notes asked if I'm okay,
Speaker 1: like what happened to the me in the situation? But
Speaker 1: you know what, because I'm so secure and confident in
Speaker 1: my person, I walked into that glass of pane and
Speaker 1: then I that pane of glass and then I continued
Speaker 1: on with my life like nothing happened because no one
Speaker 1: could bother me. I'm not kidding, And it actually is crazy.
Speaker 1: Even the second happened, Elsie and us laughed and like
Speaker 1: I just kept moving and then they tried to bring
Speaker 1: it up like twice more and I got too distracted.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wait, water fountains are so good. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about that.
Speaker 3: They do taste really good.
Speaker 1: Like why is taking out of water fountain so good?
Speaker 1: I think that's how we were much drink water.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the cat's drinking. It's like the cat's
Speaker 4: drinking out of the flower fountains, like they drink better.
Speaker 4: It's like the same, so.
Speaker 1: Good, that sucking motion, but like you don't have to
Speaker 1: put anything in.
Speaker 4: We used to drink out of waterfalls. Pause pause, pause
Speaker 4: of the year.
Speaker 1: You do that when you eat. When Drew eats and
Speaker 1: he has croats, no, he goes, he goes with this
Speaker 1: like like this. His fingers are so dry that you
Speaker 1: can like hear it, like put the mic next, like
Speaker 1: it's so.
Speaker 3: Loud, you know, you like rub your your fingers together
Speaker 3: and then all those like little brown bits of like den.
Speaker 4: That doesn't happen, right, that happens to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it happens. It happens everyone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm crazy.
Speaker 3: This is a normal thing that happens everyone.
Speaker 1: Oh, basically the revel thank you, the revel murder that
Speaker 1: almost happened was you know how in New York all
Speaker 1: the outdoor dining like they've created it just pressed wait
Speaker 1: we also, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. The worst thing
Speaker 1: that happened to post COVID two things. One some restaurants,
Speaker 1: and I don't mean all the people that were affected
Speaker 1: by I'm not talking about that. This is the worst
Speaker 1: thing that actually happened, the worst shit that ever happened
Speaker 1: because of COVID. One some restaurants give out like plastic like.
Speaker 1: There are still some restaurants who don't give you real
Speaker 1: plates and shit anymore, which pisses me off because I'm like, one,
Speaker 1: not sustainable. Two I am paying you way too much
Speaker 1: money to be eating off of a plastic dish right now.
Speaker 1: I let it slide for COVID because I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, that makes sense. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be eating off of these other bitches. But now we
Speaker 1: are vaccinated, I would hope more people are smart and
Speaker 1: just wash your shit. Motherfucker. Give me real dinerware. I
Speaker 1: want real dinerware. I want it to be cute, you.
Speaker 4: Know, what's disgusting is when you get like a fork
Speaker 4: from a restaurant, it has like bite marks in it.
Speaker 1: That's sometimes when I am at a restaurant and I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: especially it is the most public thing I put in
Speaker 1: my mouth.
Speaker 4: Is like just for drink out of the same fucking
Speaker 4: glasses as everybody else. It is kind of randy, you know.
Speaker 1: It is kind of insane, Like imagine how many humans
Speaker 1: have eaten off of your fucking plates.
Speaker 4: Just wash drink cups in silverware, like I wash drink
Speaker 4: cups and silverware. Oh yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 3: That's how I feel about it. Whenever I use a
Speaker 3: glory hole, I'm like, Jesus is so dirty.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about what I have sex with Drew.
Speaker 4: That's how I feel about Jesus.
Speaker 1: Like who knows who's been here. It's just like I
Speaker 1: am ran through h I'm run through. Its huge, it's used.
Speaker 1: He doesn't he doesn't meant to not washing it very well.
Speaker 3: Like RT to l g B t Q ran through.
Speaker 3: Let's ran throught.
Speaker 4: We are l g B RT.
Speaker 3: We're going to get J on there too. For Jews.
Speaker 4: J we need to put s on there for salami sandwich.
Speaker 1: Crazy. Oh, but the other worst thing happening is door dining.
Speaker 1: I'm over outdoor dining. If I'm going to a nice restaurant,
Speaker 1: I do not want to sit outside in the box
Speaker 1: you made.
Speaker 4: For two hundred dollars. And it's a literal sauna and
Speaker 4: a greenhouse in that fucking box, and it's three thousand
Speaker 4: degrees hotter than if I just sat outside on the street.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking crazy. I don't want it. Stop doing it.
Speaker 1: But the Revel we were getting on was parked right
Speaker 1: behind one of those and it was blocking the view
Speaker 1: of me seeing cars, and Drew was on the back
Speaker 1: of my revel because he cannot drive.
Speaker 4: So they can drive, you can't.
Speaker 1: Drive, And we defeat stereotypes.
Speaker 4: I'm the driver, he is my he's MIT's my passenger.
Speaker 1: You are literally my passenger. What wait, what we're dating?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Did you just come out.
Speaker 1: Like sometimes we talk over each other to such a
Speaker 1: capacity that I like get lost because I don't know
Speaker 1: what was being said, Like I don't know what I
Speaker 1: was saying versus what you were saying.
Speaker 4: You were saying the rebel and you said I couldn't drive,
Speaker 4: and that you could drive. Don't fucking look at my
Speaker 4: mustkesde you just.
Speaker 1: Look crazy with these glasses on. It's crazy how much
Speaker 1: like real state it takes up on your face. But
Speaker 1: it was blocking my view and I went to go
Speaker 1: like trying to slowly creep out, but I like ramped
Speaker 1: up and as I pulled out a raph for which
Speaker 1: I have almost been killed by three times since I've
Speaker 1: been here. Now that gets added to the list of
Speaker 1: crazy people who.
Speaker 4: Drive on Ultimate two thousand and eight, two thousand and seven,
Speaker 4: maybe a four.
Speaker 1: And it's that or the brand new ones crazy. Actually, no,
Speaker 1: all niece on Ultimate drivers no matter what year, you're crazy.
Speaker 1: You're fucking crazy. And Raph four drivers are crazy because
Speaker 1: you're crazy. There was somebody on a raft for speeding
Speaker 1: down the street and he almost killed and it was
Speaker 1: my fault. But Drew is so annoying Yourew is the
Speaker 1: worst rebel passenger ever because he's like, oh my.
Speaker 4: God, do you know do you know what a revel?
Speaker 4: A revel is like a scooter that you can rent?
Speaker 3: How is that legal? I think it's like it's a bird,
Speaker 3: but it.
Speaker 4: Should not be legal. And it's electric but it should
Speaker 4: not be legal. They're so dangerous and well the reason
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god was because I was
Speaker 4: like in you can you turn? Can you turn? And
Speaker 4: you turn it? Because we were driving straight for one
Speaker 4: of those fucking outdoor dining huts and she wouldn't fucking
Speaker 4: turn the wheel.
Speaker 1: I'm not on there, like I don't want to crash.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you don't want to crash, but sometimes
Speaker 4: you're just not turning the wheel enough. On your own,
Speaker 4: rebel bitch, and get your own rebel bitch.
Speaker 1: It is myel.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, fair, fair Pharaoh Jack, Pharaoh Jack. Okay. Let's
Speaker 4: do some media, all right. So for my media of
Speaker 4: the week, we got Wildlife Analysis by Boards of Canada.
Speaker 4: We listened to it on my walk the other day.
Speaker 4: It's really nice an arc of Doves, Doves by Brian
Speaker 4: Enu and anyone else but you by the Moldy Peaches.
Speaker 4: And then we went to the movies and saw Bodies, Bodies, Bodies. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was like it wasn't meant to be the best
Speaker 4: movie ever made. It was exciting. The kills were like
Speaker 4: really cool, like the way they killed people, but like
Speaker 4: the ending was so beat, like I really didn't like
Speaker 4: it felt like so just fuck, how are we gonna
Speaker 4: end this movie? Let's just say this. It was very
Speaker 4: tongue in cheek and fine, but like some of their jokes,
Speaker 4: I was like, girl, shut up, like please shut up.
Speaker 4: But ultimately it was a good movie. It was fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I loved it. I would literally watch it again,
Speaker 1: like and I just saw it and I would watch
Speaker 1: it again. It was fucking awesome. Yeah. I really don't
Speaker 1: think Pete Davidson should be in movies.
Speaker 4: I don't don't like Pete davids So does anybody else?
Speaker 3: Feel like Pete Davidson and MGK are kind of like
Speaker 3: a cultural reset.
Speaker 1: In what way, just like in a bad way.
Speaker 3: So your culture they change.
Speaker 4: I see what you're saying, Like they've changed so much.
Speaker 3: They've changed a lot. They're pushing boundaries. They're kind of like.
Speaker 4: I think they have tattoos.
Speaker 1: And was somebody who was put on this earth and
Speaker 1: he was supposed to be destroyed and he somehow made
Speaker 1: it through, like there was a legitimate system and they
Speaker 1: and and whoever was sent to destroy him. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought he had been destroyed, but it was because of
Speaker 1: that hair line procedure he got everything went undercover.
Speaker 4: Ever, in my life, you don't interacted with, like never
Speaker 4: one of them, not a single person has been like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I listened to MGK, like he's my favorite musician, Like
Speaker 4: who is listening to his music? Actually it's giving like
Speaker 4: imagine dragons vibes, Like who is listening to his music?
Speaker 4: So really, you can't tell me that there's actually real people.
Speaker 4: He's bodying his shit, like and he's bodying everything. He's
Speaker 4: boughting Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, Spotify, Apple Music, his concerts. He
Speaker 4: builds robots for it to fake like they're real people.
Speaker 3: Because there's proof here of who listens to it. Here,
Speaker 3: let me look at this playlist MGK, Jack Carlow, Post Malone.
Speaker 4: Young Gravy, Young Gravy, all in the same vein, Dave Matthews,
Speaker 4: So like there is Dave Matthews, Dave Matthews band.
Speaker 3: Dave Matthews band. Is that it's just like a guy.
Speaker 3: But yeah, see, like I'm listening to it and I'm
Speaker 3: a huge fan.
Speaker 1: So oh that was your playlist.
Speaker 3: That's my those are my top played artists. So I'm
Speaker 3: just saying that's proof that people.
Speaker 4: Are like you're actually fired, Jack Nickelback, David Nickelback.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 4: No but Nickelback. What is his first name?
Speaker 3: Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 4: Is it just Nickelback?
Speaker 3: I mean just Nickelback is the name of the band?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: This, I've never heard any of this in my life.
Speaker 3: And it's freaking me White people, It's like it's definitely
Speaker 3: like a white some white ship.
Speaker 1: This is freaking me out, Like this, dude, No, there's
Speaker 1: too much. We are too connected. There's too much. There's actually,
Speaker 1: there is too much. There's too much of everything. There's
Speaker 1: too there's too many people. I'm going to do something
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's.
Speaker 1: Not the right answer, but I'm going to do something
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 4: There's not there. None of these people are real.
Speaker 3: Wait what are you saying? Yeah, what you're saying?
Speaker 1: There's two I didn't do my media of the week. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: let's get into it.
Speaker 4: She's gonna do what she has to do.
Speaker 1: Why By Carly Simone Simon.
Speaker 4: Carl Carly Klass makes Music.
Speaker 1: Nothing Can Stop Us by sat Etn, which I've said before,
Speaker 1: that whole album is just really good. It's like really good.
Speaker 4: M hm.
Speaker 1: Hmm. Long Hot Summer by The Style Console and Heat
Speaker 1: Wave by the Blue Nile.
Speaker 4: And I can get you out of my head and yeah, then.
Speaker 1: We saw Bodies, Bodies, Bodies. I saw Mary Me with
Speaker 1: Owen Wilson and j Low and you know what's fucked up?
Speaker 1: There was at least one writer on that movie that
Speaker 1: knew what they were talking about. That was like, actually good.
Speaker 1: But then that was a movie that, actually you want
Speaker 1: to see a movie that they didn't know how to
Speaker 1: end it. Watch that shit. They had absolutely no idea
Speaker 1: how to wrap that movie. Yep, they were like, we
Speaker 1: don't know where to go.
Speaker 4: We got this far, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 4: I've been watching Junior Baking Show and it's a bunch
Speaker 4: of British kids that get together in a tin and
Speaker 4: bake and it's a competition show. And I watched an
Speaker 4: entire season in twenty four hours. Or I guess it's
Speaker 4: not good. It's just like it's cute. I just like
Speaker 4: watching kids stress out and freak the fuck out, and
Speaker 4: some of them are really fucking good, like this one
Speaker 4: kid in the first because there's in one season there's
Speaker 4: like eight kids for five episodes and then eight kids
Speaker 4: for or nine kids and nine kids, and they split
Speaker 4: it into two competitions and then the final four of
Speaker 4: the first half in the final four of the second
Speaker 4: half compete in the last five episodes, so they like
Speaker 4: get like the best of the best out of sixteen kids.
Speaker 4: But it's really quish.
Speaker 1: I could bake. Should we get stuff to charge bake today?
Speaker 4: I'm down? I want to do the AirPod max is
Speaker 4: uh l embroidery.
Speaker 1: Maybe we wait until Josie leaves since he doesn't have them,
Speaker 1: and it's just's.
Speaker 4: Just embarrassing too because he doesn't have them. So, wow, guy,
Speaker 4: do you have AirPod Max pros?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I have the wired white ones.
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Wait like twenty.
Speaker 1: Bucks, Oh my god. And they're the ones that need
Speaker 1: the dongle to go nine.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I have the dongle on me too, Okai, huh?
Speaker 1: Get your brought up, like really like step it up?
Speaker 3: All right? Well, my media of the week is the Bible.
Speaker 1: Be real. Yeah, still, it's going to be real, bitch.
Speaker 4: My media of the week is my burken bag. I
Speaker 4: like to consume it. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I've been holding my ship for an hour. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: cut that bitch.
Speaker 4: Very cool, but