WEBVTT - Drew Bought A Birkin 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:19.480 Well, you're just fucking late, which I don't know how 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:23.840 he is Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. We're 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:26.479 staying in the same house and somehow he's late to 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:31.280 this episode. Me, oh what is that? 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:48.000 Oh my god? Okay, I'm sorry? 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:50.680 What, like, can you screw over? You're like on me? 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:54.760 Hi? 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:56.040 Hi? 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.480 Like, what are you wearing? Where did you get this? 0:00:58.640 --> 0:00:59.240 What is this? 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:01.480 Mes gifted me a bag? 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:05.480 Amez gifted you a bag? You don't even have the 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:06.399 lock on? Correctly? 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:10.520 No, I haven't undone because it's a stylistic choice, just 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:14.039 like I have the plastic song the hardware. I'm trying 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:16.240 to like make a statement. 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.480 You know what is sticking out of it? There's like 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:20.119 a big piece of wood sticking out of it. 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:21.800 Should we do a bag toy? Real quick? 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:23.040 Yeah? What's in my bag? 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:23.560 You know? 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:26.160 Also here, where'd you get those glasses? 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:28.399 The louise. 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:31.919 I've never seen a tag like that from Louis Vuitton, 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:33.000 So I'm like a bit. 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:34.600 Old. 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:36.160 Let me take it so I can see. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:37.080 Can them for a second? 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:37.360 Yeah? 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:41.080 They feel Can you hold my lock real quick? 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:42.600 Okay? 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:44.720 Okay, what's the. 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:45.760 Plastic on the lock too? 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:46.559 Yeah? 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:48.840 The plastic on the lock is blue, I know. 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:54.720 Okay, what's in my bag? Challenge? Okay, so the big piece. 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:57.920 Of wood, Oh, get the fuck away from me. 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:01.920 It's a big ass knife. It's basically like insurance. So 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:03.840 if someone tried to steal my bag, I just pulled 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:05.720 this out and hack them into little pieces. 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:06.400 That's smart. 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:08.480 Honestly, I don't know if anyone's gonna try to steal 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:09.000 your bag. 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:13.160 Because because they're scared of me. Then I have a 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:23.600 bag of chocolate bond bond okay rollers specifically, Oh. 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:25.520 My god, come on, man, I don't. 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:28.040 Think we can have that. 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:30.080 He's a. 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:36.600 State stuff. Oh you never know, really, yeah, you're never 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:37.760 gonna know when you need that. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:40.280 I mean I feel like I would know it. 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:46.079 I have this thing that I think it's an exerciser 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:47.000 for your fingers. 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:49.639 There's no way, I don't think. 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:50.720 So that's definitely like. 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:55.119 And it's also a shoehorn. No, and then like it's 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:56.399 a wirecutter. 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:59.320 I don't think you've ever seen anything in your life. 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.320 Then I got a projector. 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:04.519 Okay, that's good. 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:07.000 Yeah, you never know when you need a projector. And 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:08.600 we were at the movies and I just stole it 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:12.120 last night. Oh my god, Drew, I was like, okay, yeah, 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:12.600 I'll pick that. 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.600 They're gonna tricks that baptize. We were the only people 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:16.120 in that theater. 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:21.799 I got some stamps Beauty Garden, of course, what else 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:22.360 happening here? 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.000 I like, I don't know why you need any of that, Like, 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:26.400 in what world do you need any of this? 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:27.480 Dude? 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:31.040 It's in there. You have sand in there, there's. 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:33.560 Like sand, it's my jewels. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:43.520 Okay, yeah, then I got it. Actually looks like you 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:47.320 took thirty xanax and walked around to strangers. 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.600 Home and grabbed every day. 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:52.120 No, I keep this ship in here because you never 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:53.960 know when you need mod page. Like, what are you talking? 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:57.680 I guess that could be useful with your like Ryan Stones. Wait, 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:58.280 it's funny. 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:01.800 Imagine the lights went out. Imagine the lights went out. 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:04.600 It's a good point, honestly. 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:09.120 Yeah, I guess don't don't sorry, yeah, don't. 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:12.200 I don't know, Like who think of Pringles? 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:16.000 Okay, I don't know who signe you're on? 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.080 Oh the authenticity card? 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:20.520 Oh you just keep it in there? 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:21.679 Yeah, just so when. 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:29.920 Should I read this? We Double Space certified the anthnticity 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:32.839 of this side of and confirmed that it has been 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:39.160 subjected to the most excising quality control. Okay, cut it, 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:41.719 why do you? I mean you gave it to me. 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:43.040 It feels like you didn't read it. 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:48.440 Jewel pod and then can't go anywhere without my candy 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:52.760 and mints, and I also have a little game boy. 0:04:53.480 --> 0:05:00.080 Okay, I mean that's a pretty good bag. Hall the 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.760 case of Lipsmackers. 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:08.880 Well, the Lipsmackers fell out because I'm a princess. I'm 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:09.159 a queen. 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:12.159 What's cool is this bag looks like it was made 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:15.000 in the same factory that they make basketballs on Amazon. 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:21.600 I'm just saying, I mean, am I wrong? Oh? Oh 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:24.479 my god? Like, no, you can't do this the whole episode. 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:25.200 What are you doing? 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:29.839 He's going to re enter. I think enough attention the 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:31.240 first time, and. 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:33.680 You're like putting things in the frame. Why did you 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:34.400 have a safler? 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:38.320 True, it seems like you just have a bunch of 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:44.719 You're dying. It seems like you just have a bunch 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:45.479 of trash in there. 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.120 It seems like you should shut the fuck up because 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:50.200 who has the Kelly? Who has the Kelly? 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:53.480 No one in this room has the Kelly. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:55.560 Kelly in my fucking lap right now? 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:58.320 Wait, wait, wait, let's clarify this. Though you couldn't. 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.600 Afford a burke in No, I got the most rare 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:01.640 Kelly colorway. 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:03.240 You couldn't even afford a fake Burken. 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:05.120 Oh what. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:12.760 I'm not gonna do that. You're gonna pull it a gun. 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:16.640 I don't. I'm not confirming nor denying that I have 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:18.400 a gun in this bag right now. So keep talking 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:19.760 shit and find out, just. 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.440 Like you're starting to shoot your friends. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:26.320 Let's just find out. Should we find out? But we've 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:27.920 done making fun of me, because this is a real 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:29.919 Kelly that gifted it to me. Actually I used to. 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.919 The reason why is because I used to work at Arimez. 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:34.760 I got fired because. 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.359 He got fired, and they still gifted you a bag. 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:41.920 Yes, I got fired because okay, look I was hired 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:45.039 to do this photo shoot for them to promote their 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:46.560 new basketball leather bag. 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:50.200 Wait, so you do confirm that as a basketball. 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:51.840 Yes, they recycled basketball, which it's. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.599 A part of their new sustainability. Yes. 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.640 And basically what I had done is I put the 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:58.640 bag on a pilot trash what insert the photo? And 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:00.640 I took a picture And it's a commonversation on the 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:03.560 wealth divide, and like things like that, and people were 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.640 just like, that's really tone deaf and insensitive. But they 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:08.200 were just like, you can keep the fucking bag as 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:09.440 a severance package. I guess. 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:13.840 Wait, so you're saying that Ermez doesn't give you a 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:16.640 true severance package, It just gives you the bag. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:25.600 Yes, why are you bad at us? I'm gonna take eggs. 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:30.000 It looks like you bought a fake bag that is 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:32.440 essentially trash and then you just put more trash inside. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:38.600 Oh oh my god, come on, oh, bullet out on you? 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:40.880 Oh my god? 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:49.760 Why is it your skinny color? What is that? Why 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:50.120 do you have? 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:50.440 Like? 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:51.760 What is this bag? 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:52.200 Like? 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:58.960 Well, we went with Drew and Josie to Canal yesterday and. 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.000 Canal is based the Rodeo of New York because there's 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:06.360 a bunch of designer everywhere, and it's really fucking cheap too. 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:09.280 No, I don't think you're understanding, like. 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:12.560 These glasses twenty bucks three thousand dollars in La. 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:15.480 Wait. No, it's not like a it's not like a 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.480 state to state thing. It's not like, oh, you get 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:18.400 cheaper in New York. 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.480 It's like it's a tax situation. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:26.440 You think that the tax difference in California versus New 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:29.520 York makes this bag one hundred and twenty dollars and 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.760 in LA makes this bag thirty thousand dollars. 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:35.520 M Well, I was gifted this bag, you see, so 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.920 I don't know the price of the bag. But had 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:40.959 I gone to and looked around, yes, it was. 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.000 On the spot. Like I love you and I like 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.559 trust you, but like, and I don't want to put 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:48.320 you on the spot. But I think you're just setting 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:53.040 this like unrealistic standard that like our followers believe. Okay, 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:56.760 I think you're directing. That's a lot in this episode. 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.760 Yeah, that's an actual weapon. I actually do have to 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:00.520 blur that one. 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:04.760 Hypothetically, if you were paying for this bag and I 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:08.160 had an extra ten dollars to give to you, would 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:11.040 you have taken that ten dollars to help pay for 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:11.480 your bag? 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:14.600 Hypothetically, yes, I would have. 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:20.000 So hypothetically, we were on canal and you pulled out 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:24.720 one hundred and ten dollars in cash to a man 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:26.320 who was trying to sell us to you for one 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:29.280 hundred and forty and I said no, one hundred and 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:31.760 twenty and you had one hundred and ten and I 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:33.559 didn't want you to pull out more cash because I 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:36.320 didn't want him to think you had more, And I 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:38.280 gave you the ten dollars so you could cover the 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:41.800 cost of this bag, which is one hundred and twenty Hypothetically, 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:42.079 do you. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.240 Think that happened. Did happen? That's the way it would 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:44.680 go down. 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:48.200 Okay, yeah, if it did happen. 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:52.920 But the the camera looks like this shot looks really 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:54.840 fucking good through these glasses. But then I take them 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.480 off and I'm like, the hell, you know what I mean, 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:59.000 Nika looks moody. 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:01.880 Well, it's because because it gives you like you're wearing 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:05.120 rose colored lenses. I'm gonna put my toes up your 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:06.760 butt if you don't stop scooting towards me. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:10.440 Oh it feet Yeah. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:16.679 Okay, well no, what I didn't even talk about my clog. 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:23.319 Anyway, We've we're still in New York. We're gonna be 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:25.360 here for a minute. I don't think we ever clarified 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:28.680 that we're gonna be like here for like an entire 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:33.160 month for the rest of all time. And Josiah came 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:36.800 to visit while we were here, and he has gone 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:40.800 to Canal every other day since he's been here. It's 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:47.559 a real like souvenir or gift for himself since he's gone. 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:50.600 It's crazy. He yes, he goes to Canal Street and 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.480 spends so much fucking money. And the thing is Josiah 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:56.079 doesn't spend money ever, but for some reason he can 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:59.360 buy so much fake shit and not even batan. But 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:04.040 it is like hilarious, Like carrying this background changes me, 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:06.360 like in a very real way. It changes me. It 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:09.800 changes my confidence and I become like legitimately a different person. 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:11.080 Like it's actually crazy. 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:16.440 He becomes an awful person. If that's what if y'all 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:18.440 were wondering, like what is him being a different person? 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:22.959 Mean it he becomes a psychopath. It means he sits 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:24.959 in the car and when no one and no one 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:27.640 wants to talk because we've been talking all day. If 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:30.680 we get a car somewhere, he's just mentioning the bag 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:33.600 to us like we haven't seen it on him all day. 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:40.800 Oh d last night wait, which I'm in my bag, 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:43.280 Like let me get in my bag too. 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:47.040 Last nime we went to go see a movie and 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:51.240 we took a car back to the house and Drew 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:54.440 was like what First of all, Drew chose to squeeze 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:57.520 into the back seat, which we've realized he continuously does 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:58.840 anytime we do get a car. 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.800 It's because I like to rest my knees up on 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:04.680 the back. You like being smushed exactly. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.200 But we were about to get in, and then me 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:09.080 and Elsie were like, Okay, we'll just like get in 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:12.320 the back is we're like smaller, and Drew cuts between 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:14.760 us and he's like no, I'll get in and squeezes 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.720 back there. And the whole ride home, I want to 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:21.640 sit in silence, but Drew kept whispering my eye, my ear. 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:24.200 I never even remember what you were saying. 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.319 I was literally just saying help, Like I was literally 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:30.440 just begging for help. But no, the reason why, Like 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:35.000 I think it's like six to seven times out of ten, 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:37.319 like if there's multiple people riding in the car and 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:38.760 it's like, do you want the front seat of the 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:41.560 back seat, I'll take the back seat because I like 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:45.040 to rest my legs like on the seat because I 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.439 like them to hang down and like float a little bit, 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:53.480 and it like squishes me. But I don't even what 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:54.360 the fuck was I saying. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.760 Now, you were kind of repeating yourself in a really 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:57.400 crazy way. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:59.079 I literally don't even know what it was saying. 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.079 Arazy fucking tip, like he has not been a real 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:04.080 human since the moment we got here. 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:05.000 It's crazy. 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:06.960 And here are some of my favorite quotes. I've just 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:10.320 starts writing down quotes from like Josie and Drew the 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:13.800 past week because some of the things they say, Like, before. 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:18.000 We get into it, let me explain why I've been 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:18.920 feeling this way. 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:20.679 I'm about to ship myself, so. 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:28.920 Before I do that, oh wait, no, never mind. I've 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:31.040 literally been sick the entire time I've been here, Like 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:34.960 from the day we've landed, I have been sick with 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.080 either the cold or aflu. 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:38.920 Also we've been testing. 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:42.920 Yeah, we've been We've been testing hella. 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:43.360 And it literally is just like. 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:45.640 It's just a cold. 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:46.040 I don't know. 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:50.280 I have been for the most part. Fine. It's Josie 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:53.520 and Drew who have been like actually passing away exactly. 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:55.880 So I've been like sick the entire time, which has 0:13:55.920 --> 0:14:00.200 made me feel like actually crazy, like my brain is 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:03.040 like like completely different. And like two days ago, remember 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:04.920 I was like, holy shit, like this is the best 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:07.120 I've ever felt. And it was because I like was 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.079 it was like the first day that I wasn't sick, 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:13.640 and then I like went to sleep and woke up 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:15.480 and was the most actually the most like I've ever 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:17.640 been in my entire life, like legit, and that was. 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:20.600 Yesterday and that was also Granted, Drew says this about 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:25.400 every single thing that happens in his life. Anything that 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:28.920 happens is the most it's ever happened. Yeah, yeah, like, yeah, 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:32.920 it's simply if Drew is like hungry, it's the hungriest 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.000 he's ever been in his entire life, is he if 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.840 he is tired, it is the tiredest he's ever been 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:38.720 in his entire life. 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:41.880 Or like the most food ever served in the world. 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:45.560 That sweab. I can't that what all we're talking about 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:47.600 in the room? Yeah was your serving? 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:51.360 It was. It was literally the biggest bull of fucking 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.240 curry I've ever gotten in my life. It was actually insane. 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:55.600 Wait and you didn't finish it. 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:59.200 No damn because you had like one noodle. 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:01.840 No I I had a bunch of noodles. But it's 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:04.120 like it's gotten to this point where I hate eating 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.600 messy foods because it stains my mustache. And then I 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:10.480 like literally like walk around the fucking stinky mustache, so 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:13.120 I like, don't eat like we ate it like what 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.800 Golden Diner and I had that like chicken cutsu sandwich 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:19.400 or whatever that stained my mustache for two days, and 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:21.120 like I would scrub the fuck out of it. 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:23.360 My brother used to say that when he ate a 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:25.640 big Mac, it would stain his upper lip for like 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:28.600 three weeks. Cort and then he hated eating Big Max 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:30.360 because he was like, dude, I'm not kidding, I feel 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.720 like the smell of a book Mac. It lingers on 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:35.640 my fingers for three weeks, and they put something Hella 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:39.120 strong in it so that it lingers. Because for some people, 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.440 they're like, damn, I need a big Mac because they can't. 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:42.640 Get in a life of it. And they're like, shit, 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:44.560 I need some of that fucking Max sauce. 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:46.640 Bro I'm about to mac on your sauce. 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:48.160 Okay, I'm gonna mac on your box. 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:50.840 So then what, oh my god, why are you saying 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:51.560 it threatening? 0:15:51.960 --> 0:16:01.200 I'm gonna watch, oh my god, Okay, I'll just cut 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.600 just cut that, just cut cutting. 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:06.400 You need to cut. 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:10.920 It because has been crazy the past two weeks. Here 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:14.800 are some of his quotes. One of them was from 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:18.680 last night. Okay, should I give the like give a 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:20.240 little backstory like context. 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:21.480 Yeah. 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.640 So the first one is we were at breakfast I 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:26.800 think it was. It wasn't after a night of drinking 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:28.880 or anything, right, We literally just like all went our 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:30.960 separate ways, went to sleep, and then we were like, 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:33.880 let's meet up at breakfast. And when I got there, 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:37.480 Drew and Elsie were sitting there, probably the most silent 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:40.600 I've ever seen them, but in reality they were just 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:43.440 eas dropping like crazy on the couple next to them 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:47.760 m hm, which they described as the worst conversation they've heard. 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:51.880 It was. It was so fucking dry. It was like 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:57.280 two people that were robots, like made to like they 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:59.680 were made to have a conversation, but neither of them 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:02.040 were to do it. It was it was really insane, 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:03.960 Like I've never heard a conversation like that in my life. 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:07.840 What was the thing? What fuck it? He said something 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:09.960 to her that you guys that kept it was giving. 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:13.040 It was giving, like where'd you go? Like that type 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:15.080 of was like are you okay or something like that. 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:16.399 Mind racing? 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:23.760 Yeah, yeah, mind racing. I was like, oh my god. 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:24.639 Like a lunch for someone and they're like it's like 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:28.480 mind racing and. 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:30.280 She was like, I've just had such a long day, 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:34.960 like also mind yeah, all day. 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:38.720 So whenever I got my food, I sat down with 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:42.280 them and we're talking about something and then randomly drew 0:17:42.400 --> 0:17:45.199 cuts through what we're talking about and says, did you 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:48.160 see Bryce Hall have a change of heart? 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:49.800 He did? 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:54.240 He like, oh, wait, are you talking about the ayahuasca thing? 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:56.840 Yes, he did. Well, he did some hallucinogen. I don't 0:17:56.840 --> 0:17:57.280 know what it was. 0:17:57.320 --> 0:17:58.200 I think it was mushrooms. 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:00.480 Yeah, I think he did mushrooms. And and then like 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:03.320 he had like a really gnarly trip sex. 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:06.440 Oh he did sucks. 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:10.119 Yeah, that shit is hallucinogen. That shit gets me crazy, 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:17.800 like open hopzy, like third Eye. But he he took 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:20.840 a bunch of mushrooms, had a really gnarly trip, and 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:24.879 in the trip he was just like I'm like the 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:29.000 worst person on this planet. And then he changed his heart. 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:33.639 Like God bless him, Like and that is amazing, And 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:36.640 I genuinely do think that. But when I saw that clip, 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:38.639 all I thought was like it was the Cao was like, 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:41.720 why do men have to have ego death to realize 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:44.680 that they have suck? People around them have feelings? 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:50.360 That's literally me when I was sixteen, like, way. 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:52.320 Wait, I think the people around me are feelings to 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:53.320 develop empathy? 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:54.960 Yeah, yeah, just like. 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:57.679 Why why do you need that? But Drew said that, 0:18:57.720 --> 0:19:00.520 which made us laugh so fucking hard because to say 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:04.440 did you see someone have a chained heart? Like is awesome. 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:07.600 Then we were in the car and I was driving, 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:10.879 or no, I think Elsie was driving, and I was 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:12.760 like on the same side as drewid. He was just 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:15.439 like conking out with his fucking head against the window, 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:19.120 and he goes, there's a ghost in that tree and 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:21.399 that's it, and he didn't say anything else, and we 0:19:21.440 --> 0:19:22.679 all looked at the window. We were like, what the 0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:24.359 fuck are you talking about? And then when I brought 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:26.560 this quote up later, he was like, you saw it. 0:19:26.760 --> 0:19:29.760 You did know there was It was a fucking plastic 0:19:29.800 --> 0:19:31.200 bag in the tree. And I was like, there's a 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:32.760 ghost in that tree. 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:35.520 But to say in that tree and he did it 0:19:35.680 --> 0:19:38.240 point He just said there's a ghost in that tree 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:43.960 and moved on. And then once we finally got to us, no, 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:47.240 they're fucking awesome. Once we got through the park, we sat, 0:19:47.359 --> 0:19:49.840 we parked. He knew we were on the way to 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:51.800 the park. We parked the car and we were sitting 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:54.399