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Speaker 1: Why don't we dive into this expart updates wonder Woman,

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Speaker 1: the story of how entitled cousin got hit by the

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Speaker 1: krmer train driven by his now.

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Speaker 2: Ex wife oof.

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Speaker 1: First of all, as not really familiar to Reddit. I

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Speaker 1: just found out I have a ton of messages from

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Speaker 1: readers that have missed.

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Speaker 2: Just now at this point. Oh what's this PM button?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Hundreds of personal messages? Yeah, oh man, I didn't know

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Speaker 1: that people could also do that. I also try to

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Speaker 1: replay to as many as I can, but the sheer

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Speaker 1: amount of them am I limited time, I am not

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Speaker 1: able to respond. Some people ask me to update on

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Speaker 1: wonder Woman. Wonder Woman is Wonderwoman. Ww is wonder Woman.

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Speaker 1: The now ex wife of entitled cousin is doing She's

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Speaker 1: doing amazing great. She sold the house and the car

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Speaker 1: that was in her name. She moved away to a

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Speaker 1: place she is unwilling to share good. She has a

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Speaker 1: po box somewhere and we see each other whenever we can.

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Speaker 1: In the beginning, she looks so drained and scared. But now,

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Speaker 1: wow woman, a woman looks amazing.

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Speaker 2: Let's go love to see it, love to see it.

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Speaker 1: The kids are doing great. Wonder Woman has a job

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Speaker 1: she truly enjoys, and her parents help when they can

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Speaker 1: with childcare. Her ex father in law, father of EC

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Speaker 1: does get to see the grandchildren, but without caddle Mom

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Speaker 1: see him her ex mother in law. What I didn't

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Speaker 1: know is that coddle Mom tried to get custody of

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Speaker 1: the children by involving child Protective Services with false accusations.

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Speaker 1: Whoa whoa cal Mom's doing the most right now, dude,

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Speaker 1: leek cast.

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Speaker 2: She's bro She might be.

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Speaker 4: She might be gunning for top villain right now, which

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Speaker 4: I thought was impossible. I don't know if she can

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Speaker 4: beat those other two, but she's she's trying to give

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Speaker 4: them a run for their money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I think they're all. It's like you got

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Speaker 1: Joker the Penguin and like all Ribbler, they're all.

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Speaker 3: They're all vying for the Joker.

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Speaker 1: Is the worst, but the Penguin is really bad.

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Speaker 2: They're always they're trying.

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Speaker 4: They they know he's like the top most evil, but

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Speaker 4: that doesn't stop them from trying to beat him at evilness.

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Speaker 1: Yep, exactly, Wow, exactly Wow Protective Services with false accusations.

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Speaker 1: She got a slap on the wrist, which which ex

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Speaker 1: father in law told her not to do anything stupid,

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Speaker 1: as he would divorce her. Since they have a prenup,

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Speaker 1: she will be left with a lot less, still comfortable

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Speaker 1: than she has now called her mom loves to brag

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Speaker 1: about her status, so a divorce is not something she wants.

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Speaker 1: It took a while, but slowly wonder Woman told family

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Speaker 1: members and friends what entitled cousin was doing. He never

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Speaker 1: hit her, no physical or spicy sleep. Bad things. Still

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Speaker 1: plenty of emotional and financial abuse. I won't share the details.

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Speaker 1: Wonder Woman asked me not to, but she is dealing

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Speaker 1: with it and is doing the best she can. Like us,

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Speaker 1: she her parents, friends and relatives are somewhat afraid of

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Speaker 1: what might happen in case entitled cousin gets out of jail.

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Speaker 2: Ah.

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Speaker 1: She has a good lawyer, so they are, like us,

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Speaker 1: busy with protective measures. This is entitled cousin we're dealing with.

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Speaker 1: He is stupid, and we are low key placing bets

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Speaker 1: on how long it will take for him to show up.

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Speaker 2: To our place. Yeah, to which place?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: So small but nice update. I'm glad she's doing better.

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Speaker 1: We have another update, So wonder Woman's doing all right.

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Speaker 2: That's great.

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Speaker 4: And I did if I saw the title of the

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Speaker 4: next one. Yep, this is the big one. Yep, this

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Speaker 4: is the big one. It is the end of October.

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Speaker 2: The trial is here, The trial is here, And do

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Speaker 2: we know with who? I think Flybermouth, I'm thinking it's Blybermouth.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking it's Blybermouth. But you know what, why don't

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Speaker 2: we find out? Why don't we see for real? For real?

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Speaker 3: Here we go, Here we go?

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Speaker 2: Trial has started?

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Speaker 1: An update on us and called her mom had to

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Speaker 1: prove she's an idiot. So I guess this is against

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe a small update for you all.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully this post will find you all in good health

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Speaker 1: and spirits. First abbreviations and explanation of people once more,

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Speaker 1: Ella flew, your friend, Hubby, my hubby, law, mother in law,

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Speaker 1: hubby's mother, and a nice neighbor in w nice neighbor's wife,

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Speaker 1: cuddle mom entitled cousin's mother.

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Speaker 2: Do trials have started?

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Speaker 1: I can't say anything about what is discussed until it's

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Speaker 1: all over.

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Speaker 2: And done with.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you that both entitled cousin and Blabermouth

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Speaker 1: seem extremely nervous, yet somewhat confident, arrogant even we hub.

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Speaker 1: Hubby and I saw them the first day.

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Speaker 4: I am so excited that they're arrogant because that means

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Speaker 4: they'll like try to get op and then she'll just destride.

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Speaker 1: Back and fencing, they whenever you go for an attack,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called, but you like deflect

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Speaker 1: and then like get them back.

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Speaker 2: That's what's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna attack and then like recoil boom.

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Speaker 2: Number one fencer in the university that you went to.

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Speaker 1: Yep, I am. I am Carson Newman's twenty twenty one

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Speaker 1: Spring Beginner Class Champion Part I got defeated once, but

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Speaker 1: then I defeated the guy in the last championship match

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Speaker 1: because one of his friends was one of the judges,

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Speaker 2: There we go, My boy can't be defeated.

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Speaker 1: There's like that's like a whole like other Okay, storytell

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Speaker 1: that's a good one.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 1: We have not returned since I have work that needs

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Speaker 1: to be done and Hubby has trouble seeing his own

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Speaker 1: family in the stance. Another point is that we have

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Speaker 1: little desire to spend our time in a courtroom looking

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Speaker 1: at the people who cause us so much misery in

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Speaker 1: our lives. Victim's statements are in the file and those

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Speaker 1: will be read out loud when it's time. Lawyer friend

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Speaker 1: updates us, as well as some friends and my parents,

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Speaker 1: who apparently decided for themselves they wanted to be present

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Speaker 1: every time or whenever they could. I told them that

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Speaker 1: this isn't necessary, especially since my parents are elderly, but

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Speaker 1: my mother simply flashed me a look that said enough.

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Speaker 1: My father isn't a man of words, but lets his

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Speaker 1: action speak for him most of the time. He said,

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Speaker 1: there for us. Now we are doing what we should

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Speaker 1: do as parents and what we have always tried to do,

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Speaker 1: be there for you both in your time of need. Besides,

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Speaker 1: I want to see what kind of people they are

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Speaker 2: W Dad, We have two w dads in the immediate family.

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Speaker 4: Wow, blood father in law and then I'm sorry blood

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Speaker 4: blood father father and then father in law.

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Speaker 2: Yep, so many words. Wow, the great father, fatherly, good father, duo, yah,

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Speaker 2: good father, good father.

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Speaker 1: That my friends basically agreed with my father. I was

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Speaker 1: there for their highs and lows. Now it's time to

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Speaker 1: return the favor. My more devilishly friends say they are

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Speaker 1: going as much as they can just to see how

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Speaker 1: big of an a hole they dug for themselves.

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Speaker 2: I love these.

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Speaker 1: People, Love it supportive friends. Hobby is not doing so well.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, he has a hard time dealing with

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Speaker 1: the fact that his own sister and cousin are on

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Speaker 1: trial for harming me and trying to take his children.

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Speaker 1: Anger and sadness are his two main emotions. The children

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Speaker 1: are also quite nervous. We keep them informed on how

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Speaker 1: things are, and lawyer Friend is doing a great job

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Speaker 1: on giving unbiased information on what happens and how court

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Speaker 1: proceedings work. Especially eldest is the one for the details

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Speaker 1: and nuances. He wants to know everything. Apart from nervous,

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Speaker 1: they feel frightened once more. All this time and title

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Speaker 1: cousin and Blabermouth were locked in a cell safely away

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Speaker 1: from them. Now they realize that a verdict will be

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Speaker 1: given on the time they will serve if they will

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Speaker 1: have to serve it all. We like to keep their

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Speaker 1: release an option, as you never know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's basically like basically planning for the worst case scenario.

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Speaker 4: The worst case scenario is they get immediately released. So

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Speaker 4: it's like, all right, let's mentally prepare ourselves for the

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Speaker 4: possibility of them just being released straight back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's smart' it's smart. You know, play it be cautious.

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Speaker 2: But I come on, we know, I hope we know, dude.

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Speaker 1: I mean that her case is Come on, let's look

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Speaker 1: at how much money Opie has in the case is

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Speaker 1: so great and they have resources.

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Speaker 4: Come yeah, they'll at least get some. They won't get

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Speaker 4: out just completely without any They're.

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Speaker 1: Playing against Tom Brady right now, the eighth graders, craters Brady,

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Speaker 1: come on, and there's no uh, what's the kid that

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Speaker 1: the football kid?

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Speaker 4: Not the rizzler, but uh baby gronk. Oh yeah, no

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Speaker 4: baby gronk, dude.

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Speaker 1: No baby gronk. Here brain rot vocabulary. He will we

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Speaker 1: hitting a gutty on tween. Wait, we're gutty ah. Therapy

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Speaker 1: visits have increased to once a week online and once

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Speaker 1: a week in real life. Nice neighbor and neighbor's wife

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Speaker 1: sleep better know that they now know Lafrow is with

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Speaker 1: probably teaching Lafrow.

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Speaker 2: How to be a protective that's so cute.

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Speaker 3: Dog and dogs side story. Yeah, yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 2: I love it. It's so cute.

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Speaker 1: Nothing works better to sue their anxiety than some gently

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Speaker 1: giants giving hugs and slobbery kisses that will go into

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Speaker 2: Love ittiful, Absolutely love it.

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Speaker 1: Things with mother in law have become somewhat better, but

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Speaker 1: she seems to be on a crossroads now that her

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Speaker 1: daughter child has started. She has started her oh my

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Speaker 1: poor daughter spiral again. Oh no, we don't blame her,

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Speaker 1: and she has kept the whole have pity on her

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Speaker 1: out of her vocabulary. Caldled Mom also made an appearance.

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Speaker 1: She decided in her infinite wisdom that it was a

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Speaker 1: good idea to show up at our doorstep on the

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Speaker 1: day before the trial started.

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Speaker 2: You are joking, You're joking. She's already been arrested.

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Speaker 1: The amount of people that have come to your front door.

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Speaker 1: You need to put a trap door there. Every time

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Speaker 1: they come, you press it and they just fall in

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Speaker 1: stright to Joe.

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Speaker 2: They just land in a cell.

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Speaker 4: That is exactly we need to create, like a potential

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Speaker 4: a petition to have. I don't know what state Opie

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Speaker 4: lives in, but we need there to be like Opie's Law, That's.

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Speaker 2: What we'll call it.

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Speaker 4: And it will allow for Opie to have the trap

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Speaker 4: door and send anyone to jail she wants just by

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Speaker 4: hitting the button. Yep, no, no, no, no, no court

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Speaker 4: case needed. Opie will have the full power to press

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Speaker 4: the button and send anyone straight to jail.

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Speaker 1: She can home alone, prove her house. Yes, yeah, trap door, Yes,

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Speaker 1: they go through the back door, or they go through

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Speaker 1: the fence.

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Speaker 2: They got dogs there, They're done. They're done. I love it.

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Speaker 3: I love the heck.

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Speaker 2: What is why?

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Speaker 1: We saw her through the doorbell camera. Nice neighbors saw

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Speaker 1: She asked, in a rather rude manner, who he was

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Speaker 1: Threaten us with legal action if we didn't start the

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Speaker 4: Fing idiot, go ahead. Please please please please bring us

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Speaker 4: Do you want us to show? What do you want

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Speaker 2: Please?

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Speaker 2: Oh, my freaking what do you want?

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Speaker 1: Her son was provoked by my actions and thus it

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Speaker 2: I have literally no words.

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Speaker 1: There for everything in court didn't need to happen, and

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Speaker 4: Literally, anyone looks through any of the files, they're like,

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Speaker 2: I mean, this is literally what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: You know, lawyer friends about the dude.

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Speaker 4: Lawyer friend is about to go crazy. He's about to snap.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, But to be the best court case of

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Speaker 2: Oh way, and blackmail.

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Speaker 3: She just admitted to it. She's like, yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 1: But in tirl her cousin and his entitled tendencies from

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Speaker 2: Yep, and you can.

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Speaker 1: Be occupied with us every weekday at three pm PST.

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Speaker 3: Go where tepper profile.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just stepper profile and join us on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: Can get occupied with us. What are you thinking, dude? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 4: So I think got a little bit left once again,

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Speaker 2: The number one villain in the story, and is.

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Speaker 4: As have many of the villains in the story, become

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Speaker 2: It's not even funny, except it is hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean the one thing that sucks is it

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Speaker 4: Kind of glad that It's like, Okay, now we can

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Speaker 3: You know, she was being annoying.

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Speaker 2: Shes got put in jail for that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and like just just for being on the entitled

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Speaker 4: that stuff legally can do anything, but it's like, yo,

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Speaker 4: more tampering with Will she try to tamper with evidence?

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Speaker 2: Will she like, will she try to break it in

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Speaker 4: Like, I think the list can go on and grow

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Speaker 2: So I am kind of.

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Speaker 4: Glad that that's happening, just so that way she can

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Speaker 4: kind of like get Loki. She she I think she

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Speaker 1: Well, she already was in a cell.

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Speaker 2: You're so early, so right, You're literally so right. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, Elly says.

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Speaker 1: Call her mom just misses her son so much. She

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Speaker 4: Them, truly, And you know what best case scenario at

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Speaker 4: the end of this four episode saga, they're all in

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Speaker 2: Let's jail in prison for a long time. That is

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Speaker 2: I think all we can hope for.

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Speaker 4: I'm hoping it won't end up being too much stressed

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Speaker 4: hopefully they all three get locked up. That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: Huh uh oh. On a side note, I know that

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Speaker 1: We know, don't worry, joke will be on them though.

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Speaker 1: We ask for their help on how to deal with

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Speaker 1: the update. I will update as things progress. Wow, so

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Speaker 1: the chop broad services are already on OPC.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna be so funny because coddled mom is

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Speaker 4: like to file a complaint against Bob and sal you

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Speaker 4: know OPI and her husband.

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Speaker 3: They're like, oh, OPI and her husband.

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Speaker 2: Oh we had dinner less old than the best, Like,

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Speaker 4: You're talking about here, let me let me write it

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Speaker 4: Like literally, they're they're about to get them a insanity.

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Speaker 2: In absolute in sanity, absolute sanity. I'm glad.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad at least, yeah, that they have that that

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Speaker 4: they've already had to like work with them, and they

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Speaker 4: know and have like the their file. You know, it's

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Speaker 4: a quote unquote on deck, so like, oh, what are

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Speaker 4: you what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: And again even if.

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Speaker 4: They they they don't anyone who reads through and and

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Speaker 4: and all of the evidence that OPI has recorded, all.

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Speaker 2: Of the freaking evidence. It's over.

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Speaker 3: It's it's it's literally game over.

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Speaker 4: Like it's it's so clear that like Opie's out here

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Speaker 2: Crazy there you go, crazyre you go? I was just

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Speaker 1: Predictions for episode three, Episode three, Big Big Prediction. Episode

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Speaker 1: three predictions entitled cousin because the trial between entitled cousin

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Speaker 1: Yeah and Blabymouth is happening. I think the child cousin

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Speaker 1: And I hope lawyer friend can rack up with the

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Speaker 1: it would be beautiful, I think. Yeah, I think to

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Speaker 1: piggyback off yours. I think all three of them get

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Speaker 1: jail time. Yeah, absolutely, I think that's just what I'm

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Speaker 2: I like that. I like that, and maybe.

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Speaker 1: Baby blab or two. I feel like five.

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Speaker 2: I knew that five family members are gonna be putting Joe.

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Speaker 2: I called that. I think all five were called that

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Speaker 2: is that? Is?

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Speaker 3: That?

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Speaker 2: Is that our five?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, biber Mouth called him mom brother in law and.

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Speaker 3: Wow, there we go. Let's see guys.

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Speaker 2: Tune in in the next episode where we do.

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Speaker 3: To part three.

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Speaker 2: But guys, if you love us, make sure to subscribe

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Speaker 2: we love you and seeing tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: This is an episode from Deep within the Archives.

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Speaker 2: Time for okop rewam.

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Speaker 3: I don't give an enough about your daughter. She's worthless

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Speaker 3: compared to my miracle baby, my water take out of

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I didn't understand we had a miracle

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Speaker 4: baby over here, Like.

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Speaker 3: Big deal, miracle? Are you boning on a daily basis? Wow?

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Speaker 3: Something comes of it? What about? How about think about

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Speaker 3: the children? Don't miracle get it on the first try? Wow?

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't care how many. It's not a miracle.

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Speaker 3: If you did it one hundred times, then it comes. Oh,

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Speaker 3: oh my gosh. My twenty seven female older brother and

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Speaker 3: man doesn't need lube, blood doesn't shook God. Big mommy's

444
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 3: trying to become a big mommy. That voodoo clam has

445
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 3: got her death grip on that thing. Cure clamps down

446
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 3: after many failed attempts, sister Lot was told that she

447
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 3: wouldn't be able to conceive due to a medical condition

448
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 3: she had. Then they finally got pregnant, So miracle. Since

449
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 3: having my niece, the baby has been the center of

450
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:12,639
Speaker 3: attention at every family gathering since she's been born, Birthdays, weddings,

451
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 3: family get togethers, you name it, she's the center of it.

452
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

453
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong. I l O V love my niece.

454
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 3: But it can be but it can be a little

455
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 3: too much when my sister in law goes on and

456
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 3: on how long they tried to conceive, how many positions

457
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 3: they tried. Good house, you her husband thrust it inside

458
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 3: of her. I call this one the miracle maker. Yeah,

459
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 3: oh yeah, baby, it's getting America. Call me a cream

460
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 3: filled donut, because man, it was like the Semen sea

461
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 3: in there.

462
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 4: My swimmers were just flosking women. Schools of my swimmers

463
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 4: were just running through that.

464
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 3: Put me over a put me over a glass cup.

465
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 3: And you think it was a milkshake. But these milkshakes

466
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 3: don't bring the boys to the yard.

467
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 2: If you catch.

468
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 3: Myrist, they bring the boys to my uterus. Oh yeah,

469
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,879
Speaker 3: but I guess the girl is because niece, and they

470
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 3: talk about how long they try to conceive, complications, they've had, miscarriages,

471
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 3: et cetera. Like a little too much info. Many family

472
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 3: members have commented on how it's a bit excessive, just

473
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 3: a little bit, but no one has said anything because

474
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 3: they don't want to sound like an entitled asshole. Got anyway,

475
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 3: I'm getting married in the spring and my brother and

476
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 3: sister in law approached me last weekend about having my

477
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 3: niece be the flower girl. Now. My fiance, thirty five male,

478
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 3: has two children, ten male and six female from his

479
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 3: previous marriage. His son is one of the grooms men,

480
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 3: while his daughter had asked to be our flower girl

481
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 3: when we told them the news that we were getting

482
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 3: married a year ago, as it's something she's always wanted

483
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 3: to do, so of course we said yes. Those they're

484
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 3: nice people. So I explained this to my sister in

485
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 3: law when she asked me about my niece. She asked

486
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 3: if my stepdaughter can just carry my niece with her,

487
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,159
Speaker 3: and I was just like a little packa You know,

488
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 3: you got your babies and the one and your flowers

489
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 3: in the other. You got too, you got you got

490
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 3: two hands, you can hold it. Wow? Come on, come on,

491
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,640
Speaker 3: I said, I don't think she'd be comfortable with that,

492
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,719
Speaker 3: considering she's sex and it's like like, how the baby

493
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 3: carry a baby? Why don't you. She then started going

494
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 3: off about how my lack of effort to incorporate my

495
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:28,719
Speaker 3: niece is disgusting her and I should honor her in

496
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 3: some way since I know how long and hard and

497
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 3: steamy and sexy they had tried for my niece. Oh God,

498
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 3: now I may sound like an a hole for doing this.

499
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 3: I kind of got fed up and snapped and said,

500
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,679
Speaker 3: incorporate my niece. How by the time the wedding comes around,

501
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 3: Jill be two years old. The entire family already knows

502
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 3: your story and how long and hard and sexy and

503
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,239
Speaker 3: deep you guys tried for her. What more do you

504
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 3: expect me to do to honor her? She started crying

505
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 3: and said that clearly I don't love my one and

506
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 3: holy niece, just letting her down. I said, of course

507
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 3: I love my niece. Obviously she's going to be involved

508
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 3: in pictures and stuff, but I'm not going to let

509
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 3: my stepdaughter down by giving my niece a role she's

510
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 3: too young to remember. Anyway, that two year old of

511
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 3: blank slate.

512
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 4: He shit, you don't know where AI's going and tap

513
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 4: into those memories.

514
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, remember that little flower girl memory? Pull that out

515
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 3: chat GPT when I was two. Also, she's not even

516
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 3: the flower girl. She's being held by the flower girl.

517
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 3: It's like a useless position in some position. Yay, I

518
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 3: am flower girl. Well, now sister in law and my

519
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 3: brother are pissed off with me for not letting my

520
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 3: niece be flower girl and are running around telling the

521
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 3: rest of the family I don't love my niece. My

522
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 3: mom had been trying to stay neutral, but thinks my

523
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 3: stepdaughter would understand if I explained to her I need

524
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 3: to give that role to my niece. I'm firm in

525
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 3: my decision, and my fiance is thankful that I didn't

526
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 3: let his daughter down. So am I the a hole

527
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 3: for not allowing my niece to be the flower girl?

528
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 3: People in the comments, let us know what you think

529
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 3: right now. But John, it's your decision, you know. I

530
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 3: think I think we got to double down here.

531
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 4: I think we need to turn this whole wedding into

532
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 4: a party or the miracle baby.

533
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 3: Screw the The miracle baby is a true miracle. Love

534
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 3: isn't Oh pee. Let me tell you something. Your love

535
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 3: is worthless.

536
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 4: I don't care who you found and how they make

537
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 4: you feel. I care about this miracle baby, and only

538
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 4: the miracle. Much more interesting, much more so, much more fascinating. Wow,

539
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 4: pounding it for years, pounding for years. I mean that

540
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 4: is pretty fascinating. That is that is what positions did

541
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 4: you record it? Did you record the moment of reception,

542
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 4: you know, conception, getting my weddings?

543
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 3: Miracle baby, that's right.

544
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 4: So but no, I definitely this woman is the ahole,

545
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 4: like I just it's just it just blows my mind

546
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 4: how people can think like this.

547
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's insane. It's insane, but hey, this is

548
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 3: the people who read it. This is true. Pople are

549
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 3: insane on this this freaking website. But you know what

550
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 3: else is insane. I don't think there is another. I

551
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 3: think this is the last. So the three six, this

552
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 3: is six one two, three, yeah, four six.

553
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,400
Speaker 2: We know what's insane. The story's over.

554
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 3: Oh so this is okay. Ope, I'm Samuel Donner and

555
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,719
Speaker 3: I'm tough for and we tell the funniest stories on

556
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 3: the internet whenever I see it, Like I was just

557
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 3: we were just saying, oh yeah, whenever I think of

558
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I always think of, you know, vector from

559
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 3: Despicable Me.

560
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 4: The Yeah, the bull cut, Oh yeah, yeah.

561
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 3: There's this guy on TikTok that his whole have you

562
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 3: seen that guy?

563
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 1: Oh?

564
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 3: His whole thing is like the whole thing is dressing

565
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 3: up as as vector.

566
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 2: Once you find something that works, you know, well, then.

567
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 3: It's like it's like I imagine, I imagine you just

568
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 3: like one day dressed up as vector and thought it'd

569
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 3: be funny for a TikTok yeah, and then it popped

570
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 3: off and he did another one, and then it's like,

571
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 3: this is my life now I am vector.

572
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 2: That is wild, Like you just.

573
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 3: Become something that like like you become just like you're

574
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 3: like the TikTok audience just forces you to metamorphosize into

575
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 3: another beat.

576
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 4: That's what I love about doing something like this. It's

577
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 4: like we still are individual people and we're kind of

578
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 4: like in this show, that guy literally has to be

579
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 4: vector in all like every like I don't know, public

580
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 4: engagement or like anything.

581
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 2: He literally has to be vector. Yeah, and there's no choice.

582
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 3: Like is that is that? Is it like a copywriter

583
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 3: around that or something like? Is he allowed to be.

584
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 2: That's a good question.

585
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 4: Maybe it's like satire and he can get like snl

586
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 4: like they're able to Oh yeah, fans.

587
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 3: Like like he's like not vector.

588
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, not like.

589
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 3: Anyway, I got a story for you now, two story

590
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 3: story right now. Eating a chip. It tastes good eating

591
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 3: a chip in your neighborhood. Oh what am I eating?

592
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 3: I'm eating a chip? Yep? Why don't you dip this

593
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 3: chip in your lip? Ooh, we're making out. We're eating

594
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 3: this chip together. It's like Lady in the tramp. Oh,

595
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 3: but with chips, zip down spaghetti. M Well, why haven't

596
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 3: they done like boba drink like in a bottle?

597
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

598
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 3: Like, like, do I have to get it?

599
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 2: That's a great question.

600
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 3: I have to get in a store. Yeah. I was

601
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 3: knocked out and robbed of everything after picking up a hitchhiker.

602
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 3: Then I finally find my family and give them the

603
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 3: biggest surprise of their lives.

604
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 2: Sounds like a terrible road trip to me.

605
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, dude, you don't. You don't. Don't pick it like,

606
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 3: it's not the seventies anymore. Don't pick up hitchhikers.

607
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be interesting, but it's just.

608
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 3: So, it's just it's just dangerous.

609
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.

610
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 3: It's just I think maybe like us, like if you're like,

611
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 3: you know though though big strong men, that's right, maybe

612
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 3: it's fine. Yeah, but like I just I also feel

613
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 3: bad because's like, you know, you're helping someone out, so

614
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 3: it's like, you know you want to do that. But uh,

615
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 3: literally there were whole strings of murders and like and

616
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 3: like the seventies and eighties, right, like the serial killers

617
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 3: literally target people who buy hitchhiking. That's their like, that's

618
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 3: their thing, that's their move, their strategy. Yeah, bro, it's like, oh,

619
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 3: this thumb fellow wants to go pick up a random person.

620
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 3: Easy target. True, true, still be nice, but seria, killer's

621
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 3: out there, they're targeting you. This happened a few years

622
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 3: ago when I was living in Zimbabwe at the time. Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe,

623
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 3: Zimbabwe isn't like the Zimbabwean dollar worth like nothing.

624
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like the classic every time someone says inflation,

625
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 4: it's like zimper boy, Zimbabwe had barrels of honey.

626
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 3: Oh dude, it looks crazy, it looks easy. Just money

627
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 3: is just paper, y'all. Never forget bitcoin. This happened a

628
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 3: few years ago and I was living in Zimbabwe at

629
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 3: the time, and it was having a pretty bad day.

630
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 3: I was going to see my auntie who lived about

631
00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 3: four hundred kilometers away from me. If you're African, which

632
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 3: I am not, so I may not understand, you'll understand

633
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,479
Speaker 3: that this is no small journey. So I got in

634
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 3: my car and set off in About three hours into

635
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 3: the journey, came across this dude by the side of

636
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 3: the road who was going in the same direction. So,

637
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 3: out of the goodness of my heart, good job, op,

638
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 3: I said, jump in. We go to talking and he

639
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 3: happened to be going to the exact same village as me,

640
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 3: and he knew my auntie. What are the odds, What

641
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 3: are the odds?

642
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 2: Where are you going?

643
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 3: Oh?

644
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 2: I'm going there too.

645
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 3: Who are you seeing?

646
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 2: That's my best friend?

647
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 3: Trust established there we go. Half an hour passes and

648
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 3: we're making polite chit chat and reminiscing about old times

649
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 3: in Zimbabwe when the dollar was worth a dollar. Remember

650
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 3: when we didn't have to lug all this money around,

651
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 3: No wheelbarrels needed, no wheelfairs needed going to fit that

652
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 3: money in the wallet. When all of a sudden he

653
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 3: tells me to pull over, So I do. He runs

654
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 3: out of the car and starts making wretching noises, so

655
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 3: I assume he's throwing up. It's dark at this point,

656
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 3: so I can't really see much, so I go check

657
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 3: on him. First mistake. I get out and go to

658
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 3: his side, expecting him to be there, but he's not.

659
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 3: Then I hear someone behind me, and before I know it,

660
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 3: I'm unconscious. No, oh god. So I wake up a

661
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 3: couple hours later. I know this because the sun was

662
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 3: coming up at this point without my car, clothes or wallet.

663
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 2: No clothes.

664
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 3: Oh gosh.

665
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 2: It doesn't specify if he had like underweard in it.

666
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 3: I don't think so, but I assume no clothes. I'm

667
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 3: thinking no clothes.

668
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 4: That dude, being it's one thing having all your possession

669
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 4: is gone.

670
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 3: Being naked and stranded. Yeah, that's just like, oh, that's

671
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 3: just I feel like that's just mean.

672
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 2: Literally, you don't need his tidy whities or his like you.

673
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 3: Really need his pants. He really tried to steal this

674
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 3: guy's like thirty year old underwear.

675
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 4: And imagine this poor guy's running up to people in

676
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 4: town like please, I've been robbed, and they're like.

677
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 3: Crazy, man, I'm not pitching I'm not picking up no hitchhiker.

678
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 2: Oh my, oh, here you go.

679
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 4: You're you're you're hitch hiking, but instead of your thumb

680
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 4: up and just bo just sticking.

681
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 3: Out the thing up. Baby, I'm ready to be picked up.

682
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 2: Guys.

683
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 3: Hopefully it's longer than your thumb so to catches more attention.

684
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 3: So I'm thinking, great, I look around and see I'm

685
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 3: on some farmland wearing the guys what. I look around

686
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 3: and see him on some farmland wearing the guy's clothes,

687
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 3: wearing the robbers clothes. Yeah, he's so he took he took.

688
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 4: His clothes and he put the robber put his clothes

689
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 4: on him.

690
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 3: Wowway wait, I look around and see him on farm

691
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 3: land wearing the other guy's clothes. I didn't even I

692
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 3: was reading that. I'm like, what the heck is happening?

693
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 3: Yeah the robber. I was like, bro, not sure it

694
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 3: is fire. You know, I'm gonna cop this bit.

695
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 2: Literally, it's like, what do you need my club? Like, uh,

696
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 2: what are we doing?

697
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 3: And like he's really like, let's Robert took in his

698
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 3: time taking all this shit.

699
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and dressing him back.

700
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. I guess at least it was better than yahs,

701
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 3: at least if he's not nat. So I start walking

702
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 3: in no particular direction and eventually come across as settlements.

703
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 3: I explained to them my situation, and they tell me

704
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 3: the nearest main road is at least a good half

705
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 3: a day's walk from where I am, and they don't

706
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 3: get many cars coming through this park, but they heard

707
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 3: one last night, which might be our thief. I started

708
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 3: walking in the direction they pointed me, and after what

709
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 3: felt like forever, I come across a road. So I

710
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 3: pitch up and start waiting. Now I know what most

711
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 3: of you are thinking, why not call someone? Well, I

712
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 3: had no phone with me, and I don't have the

713
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 3: best memory, so I didn't know any of the numbers

714
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 3: that would come in handy. And also like, how many

715
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 3: numbers do you know?

716
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 2: I do know my dad and my mom's number.

717
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know my dad and my numb I know

718
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 3: my dad and my mom's number, I know my ex

719
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 3: girlfriend's number.

720
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 4: I know my friend from elementary school's house number.

721
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 2: Stay it out loud. I literally almost started saying my

722
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 2: mom and my dad's number.

723
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, so yeah, I think like you're like,

724
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 3: there was a certain point where you just didn't need

725
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 3: to remember.

726
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 4: We're truly the last generation because like I got a

727
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 4: cell phone in like middle school. Yeah, now everyone, every

728
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 4: kid beyond is going to have cell phones with like

729
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 4: contacts exactly.

730
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 3: Like the only reason that I memorized my ex girlfriend's

731
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 3: number is because I'm like, o'bly cute if I just

732
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 3: know number my heart not cute. Guess what I memorized yourself.

733
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,720
Speaker 3: After a couple hours, a car stops and lets me hitch.

734
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 3: I let him know the situation, and he says, we're

735
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 3: in the I'm just imagining. Like he gets in the

736
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 3: car and then they rob him of his It's like, yo,

737
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 3: that philing's great my last.

738
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 4: No, they literally like take his clothes and knock him out,

739
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 4: take his clothes, and they just gave him like a

740
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 4: potato sack, like a potato sacking diaper.

741
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 3: You know, you know Dobby like a Billow kid. You

742
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 3: gifted Dobby with a suck Master has gifted Dobby with the.

743
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 2: Song God he is free.

744
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 3: I just watched Harry Potter, so I got all the

745
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:42,919
Speaker 3: quotes in my head. Nice, okay, wait or uh. After

746
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 3: a couple of hours of car stops and let's me hitch,

747
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 3: I let him know the situation, and he says, we're

748
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 3: in the complete opposite direction of my intended destination, but

749
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 3: he's willing to drop me close enough to walk the

750
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 3: rest of the way to which I thought great. Yeah, yeah,

751
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 3: it takes a good two days to get there. And

752
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 3: he drops me off and I say goodbyes to my driver.

753
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 3: I take down his numbers so I can repay him

754
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 3: later on, which is dude, like, oh he is so nice.

755
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 2: Such a saying, such a saying.

756
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 3: Broke out his clothes, his car's own stolen, and he's

757
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 3: still thinking about repaying this guy, Like, what a legend.

758
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 2: Oh wow.

759
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 3: At this point, I'm starting to recognize my surroundings. I

760
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 3: walk for a few miles, and as I'm getting closer

761
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,760
Speaker 3: to my aunties, I can hear a lot of singing

762
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 3: in what appears to be a large crowd, which I

763
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 3: thought was strange. About one hundred feet from my house

764
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 3: and I see my son, which again I thought was

765
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 3: strange because he was meant to be in school at

766
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 3: this time, But instead of running to me and hugging

767
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 3: me as he normally does, he runs away, screaming to

768
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 3: my complete bewilderments. I get to the game, and all

769
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 3: of a sudden, the large crowd, alerted by my son's screams,

770
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 3: had stopped singing and has stood silent. My wife appears

771
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 3: and starts to run towards me, hugging and kissing me

772
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 3: like I've been gone for months. Auntie appears and immediately

773
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 3: faints when she sees me. I still have no clue

774
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 3: what's going on at this point, and I'm exhausted, so

775
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 3: we rushed to get my aunty inside, and I see

776
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 3: my picture on top of a large box that resembles

777
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 3: a coffin sitting in the living room. So it turns

778
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 3: out the guy who robbed me and made off with

779
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 3: my car, my wallet, and all my clothes was in

780
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 3: a car crash. It was so bad that they couldn't

781
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 3: identify the body, and because the only things they could

782
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 3: use to identify him was my wallet, and they assumed

783
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 3: that it was me that had died in the crash.

784
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 3: Since there was no body of sorts, they could arrange

785
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 3: the funeral pretty quickly, and that is what I stumbled upon.

786
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 3: My son still has nightmares to this day, and my

787
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 3: wife has told me to never pick up a hitchhiker again.

788
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:53,760
Speaker 3: That is a crazy story.

789
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 2: Bro, My guy pulled up to his own future stage.

790
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 3: Wasn't it like some uh there's some uh like celebrity

791
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 3: that wanted to throw his own funeral before he died.

792
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm they probably all do honestly, I don't remember.

793
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 3: Taking their own death. Wow, freaking crazy, bro, that's insane.

794
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 3: Zimbabwe's nuts man.

795
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 2: Dude.

796
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 3: Oh, I guess like everywhere you got, you got carjackers,

797
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 3: you got.

798
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Op just kept being a nice guy. He

799
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 4: wouldn't stop watch one day in the future, Like he's

800
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 4: just going to be driving along and be like, you

801
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,919
Speaker 4: know what, it's been a few years, Like it's time

802
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 4: that this person looks stranded.

803
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 3: No, don't do it, don't do it. Please, don't put

804
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 3: your family through that again. Yeah, but you know what

805
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 3: you should always put your family through.

806
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