WEBVTT - Episode 21: Tails Never Fails

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<v Speaker 1>This, This Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Oh boy, hello Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>you went perfect. You were perfect, Laire. I know I

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<v Speaker 1>was perfect. Unbelievable. You lost every single bet you made

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<v Speaker 1>last week. That's never been done. That is cracked. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to say, what go ahead? I was gonna say.

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<v Speaker 1>I would not have thought it would have taken it

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<v Speaker 1>this long for one of us to get skunked in

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<v Speaker 1>a week, and I'm really surprised it wasn't made. I'm shocked.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't gotten undefeated yet. But over the weekend was well.

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<v Speaker 1>I got up at like three in the morning to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the bathroom and I checked the UM Australian

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<v Speaker 1>Tennis Open and Nadalla was down two sets another. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I went back to that. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a pretty good day. I woke up to

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<v Speaker 1>see he came back and wanted I said, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>that was the four bearer of bad news. Well here's

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<v Speaker 1>where we stand. Dylan with one of the great comebacks

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<v Speaker 1>of all time. You got plus two plus two point

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<v Speaker 1>to five with the Nadal that was plus two. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So you're at twenty six point seven five units plus. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Larry, who was flirting with thirty units, is now

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<v Speaker 1>down to plus seventeen minus nine units lost by bad Larry. Yeah. Um, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the way I look at it, Dan, I dominated the

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<v Speaker 1>regular season. Dylan's up a little bit here in the playoffs.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a big game coming up next Sunday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you don't want to be a great regular season performer, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'm not conceding the playoffs yet. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you want. You want to be a winner. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>good going in with like a little ten point ten

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<v Speaker 1>unit cushion though. Yeah. Alright. Uh some of the highlights

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<v Speaker 1>from last week, Uh well, Dill, you had the Chiefs

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<v Speaker 1>minus seven against the Bengals and the my future Chiefs

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<v Speaker 1>super Bowl. That hurt. Uh Chiefs, we've taken his future

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<v Speaker 1>best away from going to be at the end. No,

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<v Speaker 1>those were taken away. They were taken away, alrighty okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh Chiefs Bengals under fifty four, al right. You had

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<v Speaker 1>the Rams Niners under forty six. I'm an under guy. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really sucks to bet because you're basically rooting for

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<v Speaker 1>a bad game. But I am pretty confident that's the

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<v Speaker 1>way to go. Uh. Jimmy g under thirty passing yards,

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<v Speaker 1>he had two yards above he had to thirty two. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was he lost that. You had Rafa Nadel winning

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<v Speaker 1>the Australian Open. Bad Larry had the Chiefs minus seven.

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<v Speaker 1>You had the Rams minus three and a. That's correct. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was three units for each of those. Then you

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<v Speaker 1>have the Chiefs Bengals over lost that one. Patrick Mahomes

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<v Speaker 1>over twenty nine and a half rushing yards, he had

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen total yards. You do have the Rams future bet

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<v Speaker 1>to win the Super Bowl. That's plus two hundred correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Um Mahomes did he want to run any of those?

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<v Speaker 1>Um fifteen yard sacks in the second half? Him at halftime,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea. They didn't run the football. Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>understand he spent whatever it was nine seconds to go

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<v Speaker 1>in the first half. You gotta expect Mahomes to get

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<v Speaker 1>outside the pocket and if he can run it in,

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<v Speaker 1>run it in. It's not thrown in complete pass. You

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<v Speaker 1>can get to do that twice and then pick the

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<v Speaker 1>field goal. He go to a ball on the on

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<v Speaker 1>the field to play. Who is he thinking? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>Larry only has one bet this weekend? Is that right? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I'm gonna have plenty in the super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>But we don't even have lines going forward. I know

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<v Speaker 1>what my Providence basketball squad is playing on Sunday against Georgetown,

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<v Speaker 1>so I might as well take the money line. We

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what the spread is gonna be. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh so that won't come out until day of that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't come until Sunday. Okay, So you're gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>Providence in the money line for one unit against Georgetown

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<v Speaker 1>to win one unit? Right, I might have to lay

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<v Speaker 1>most at georgetowncil, I won't be laying too much, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So Dylan, how many units do we have at stake

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<v Speaker 1>this week? Um? So we've got a few bets. Then, well,

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<v Speaker 1>Olympics future our team USA two units um over eight

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<v Speaker 1>and a half gold medals. USA had nine gold medals

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<v Speaker 1>last Winter Olympics. So if we do it again, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm golden, okay, I see what you see. I see

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<v Speaker 1>what you did there? Okay? Um? And then obviously as

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<v Speaker 1>it is February. Now we've got a couple of golf

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<v Speaker 1>bets in Maverick McNeely top ten finish at the Pebble

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<v Speaker 1>Beach Pro am picked solely because it's a cool name

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<v Speaker 1>and he's never one on the PGA Tour until now

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<v Speaker 1>when he comes top ten. Okay, and then Dylan I've

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<v Speaker 1>just said, name just came up Vanduel has a boost.

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<v Speaker 1>Three guys have to make the cut. I just bet

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<v Speaker 1>that this morning it's McNeely. I would have to look

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<v Speaker 1>it up to who I think was justin Rose mcneelely

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<v Speaker 1>and a third guy have to just make the cut

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<v Speaker 1>at Pebble Beach. So we both got some skin on

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<v Speaker 1>McNeely McNeal to do something his name does jump actually

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<v Speaker 1>want him to have a good, good Thursday and Friday

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<v Speaker 1>and then blow up over the weekend. Okay, what else

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<v Speaker 1>do you have? Um? And then I also have Cameron

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<v Speaker 1>tring Gall top five at the A T and T

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<v Speaker 1>Pro and plus five hundred and these are both for

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<v Speaker 1>one unit. Okay, it's not Tringal. I don't know actually

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<v Speaker 1>Tringale try all right, So you have that and that

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<v Speaker 1>is one unite. Both of the golf ones. Alright, you

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<v Speaker 1>usually have a UFC, you got one this week, UCF

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<v Speaker 1>dan sean strick to win by chaos slash t KO

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<v Speaker 1>plus two. Also a unit on that as well. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well you might not have a ten ten unit lead

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<v Speaker 1>going into the super Bowl. Very welcome, not Yeah, nobody

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<v Speaker 1>ever said that Dylan approached this from a like methodical,

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<v Speaker 1>educated approach, like the Fritzy numerology thing. It's all just

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<v Speaker 1>sort of an outer space somewhere, Dylan. I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>you a little I'm gonna have five units on the

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<v Speaker 1>on heads on the coin toss. Just I've been doing

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<v Speaker 1>that then, I you know, I'm taking fire units on tails.

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<v Speaker 1>Tails never fails. Yeah, well it's gonna it sails in

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<v Speaker 1>the super Bowl. And another bet I usually make them.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen any lines on it yet. Is under

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<v Speaker 1>in the first quarter? And I'm willing to bet if

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<v Speaker 1>you go back and look at super bowls it's got

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<v Speaker 1>to be half as us, like ten and a half

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<v Speaker 1>points for the first quarter. You get one punt and

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<v Speaker 1>you win that bet. Yeah, that's that's a sharp bet.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll wait till next week, Lara, Yeah, you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to wait the next week to see those out Yea,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we'll keep your head up, Lark, because, uh man,

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<v Speaker 1>your reputation took a bad beating. I know, and I

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<v Speaker 1>got I got two weeks. I gotta sit with this losses.

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<v Speaker 1>I got people coming up to me in town. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know who we are. They had the bank,

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<v Speaker 1>they had the Bengals. Great, great bad. I'm sure you did,

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<v Speaker 1>and Larry wouldn't beat you. Guys. Look people out there.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't get to talk to me. I don't just

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<v Speaker 1>go back before the show. We're people now, you talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Man, Dan, how do you handle it? What

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<v Speaker 1>do I just tell him? You gotta be nice? I don't. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, just just you know, maybe a disguise where

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<v Speaker 1>disguise mustache. Well, we'll no, I'm sitting in the same

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<v Speaker 1>season race. I'm going there right now. Just move one

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<v Speaker 1>table to the left. I gotta move right. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing great, great comeback. I'm proud. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the fact that you put UFC fighting again.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Larry. It's it's been a hard, funt idle

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<v Speaker 1>for the last however many weeks, but I'm looking I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking forward to two Sundays from now. All right, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck this weekend. We'll talk to you next week. Thanks, Thanks, guys. Later, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>later you as well. Damn