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Speaker 1: New show for you today, a full hour.

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Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and

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Speaker 2: hopefully we can get you through Monday, you know, hopefully

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Speaker 2: as unharmed as possible.

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Speaker 1: With a couple of laps in there.

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Speaker 2: We get a brand new second date coming up, new

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Speaker 2: phone tap, new loser line, and lovely new comments. Always

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Speaker 2: Kitty Banny said this show is the one thing that

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Speaker 2: kept me from being on America's Most Wanted Today, So you.

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Speaker 1: Know, they get kept her a little saint.

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Speaker 2: Something say that, yeah, from going off on somebody. So hey,

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Speaker 2: thank you so much, keep your sanity and enjoy the

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Speaker 2: brand new full hour certain right now.

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Speaker 3: I hope you got your passport handy, because we're going

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Speaker 3: international for our hero of Louisa line Joe.

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Speaker 1: I love travel. Where are we going?

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Speaker 3: It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning and this week's hero

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Speaker 3: comes out of Deutschland aka German.

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Speaker 1: Name where glet you translated?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks nobody, I mean it's America.

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Speaker 3: But recently police were called to an apartment building there

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Speaker 3: because residents said somebody was repeatedly ringing their doorbells late

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Speaker 3: in the night, just over and over and over.

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Speaker 1: Scare me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, naturally, they all thought it's got to be

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Speaker 3: some mischievous teenagers in the area, a prank in the.

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Speaker 4: Middle of the night.

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Speaker 2: It's isn't funny that ding dong ditch knows no borders, no.

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Speaker 5: Global thing.

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Speaker 3: Well except for one problem. Whoever was ringing the doorbells

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Speaker 3: outside the front door.

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Speaker 6: Okay, okay, this is really scary, really weird.

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Speaker 3: It was kind of freaking people out, and when cops arrived,

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Speaker 3: they did a quick investigation and found the culprit. It

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Speaker 3: turns out the alleged prankster was actually a tiny slug

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Speaker 3: crawling across the apartment's main pang, triggering several of the

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Speaker 3: resident's door bells in the process. That is amazing, the

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Speaker 3: slowesting dung ditch you ever heard.

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Speaker 1: He didn't run away at all, No, slowly slithered to

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Speaker 1: another number.

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Speaker 4: They said.

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Speaker 3: You could even see its little slime trail as it

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Speaker 3: crawled across all of the sensors. So officers relocated the

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Speaker 3: slug to a nearby grassy area and released it with

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Speaker 3: a warning.

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Speaker 1: Because where do you put the handcuffs? That makes sense,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Because of that slug's epic prank of ding Dong Deutsch

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Speaker 3: that makes him our hero. Oh, bring those old school

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Speaker 3: pranks back. That's why we're getting into the.

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Speaker 4: Jock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 3: Nothing beats a prank like getting shocked right in the throat.

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Speaker 3: To start your day, Digital Jake, let's do it Royal

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Speaker 3: News today.

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Speaker 7: Because it's pretty Harry's birthday, I.

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Speaker 1: Feel like we should play the song Shut Shut shuts

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Speaker 1: right prig.

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Speaker 7: It's another candle on the cake for the world's most

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Speaker 7: famous spare tire. But of course Harry's not the only

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Speaker 7: royal heir to win over our hearts. And that's why

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Speaker 7: today we're doing a special Crown Jewels edition of Plenty

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Speaker 7: of twenty. I have a list of the top twenty

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Speaker 7: most famous princes of all time, not just the real

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Speaker 7: ones locked in their castles, but also from fairy tales, cartoons,

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Speaker 7: maybe even your mom's romance novels. To stay in the game,

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Speaker 7: by royal decree, the Silver Save shall be a thin play.

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Speaker 7: Start with the woman Who's Tinder says she's a queen

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Speaker 7: in the streets, but a chambermaid in the sheets. Top

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Speaker 7: twenty most famous Princes on the board.

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Speaker 1: I mean, can I take the one you said in

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Speaker 1: the intros you always put it in there and say

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Speaker 1: Prince Harry.

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Speaker 7: So smart, Prince Harry, Yes, from Sussex. He's number three

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Speaker 7: on my list.

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Speaker 1: Okay, my turn.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Prince Harry's mother, Princess Die their princess.

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Speaker 5: What is going on?

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Speaker 7: Can everyone take their headphones off so I can talk

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Speaker 7: to Brooke really clearer?

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Speaker 2: That's okay, I'm taking my Sorry, sorry, I'm extra coffee today.

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Speaker 1: I meant to say, Prince Ali.

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Speaker 7: Please don't embarrass me again. All right, all right, everyone

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Speaker 7: put your headphones back on. Geez, Prince Ali is not

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Speaker 7: on my list. The alter ego of Aladdin did not

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Speaker 7: make my top twenty most famous.

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Speaker 4: He's not a real prince.

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Speaker 8: He said.

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Speaker 2: They could be fictitious, They could be from anywhere.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, he's a fake fictitious.

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Speaker 2: He eventually becomes Prince Ali because he marries Jasmine.

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Speaker 1: You guys, keep that.

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Speaker 4: Never happens in the movie. You never see them.

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Speaker 1: Actually time you know that they do.

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Speaker 4: He's her chambermaid.

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Speaker 7: Car crash of an answer session. There, Jose, we're over

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Speaker 7: to you. Nineteen of the most famous princes of all

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Speaker 7: time are on the board.

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Speaker 4: Still, I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 5: With I think is an easy Disney Prince is Prince Eric.

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Speaker 7: Prince Eric from The Little Mermaids number six.

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Speaker 1: Eric didn't have his own songs about Prince Eric.

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Speaker 7: You need the slug handcuffs for I think we do ridiculous, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 7: it's Prince from you.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people say I have the same hair

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Speaker 3: and jawline as Prince Caspian from Narnia?

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Speaker 7: Was Prince Caspian from the Chronicles of Narnia Number eleven

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Speaker 7: on my list.

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Speaker 4: Price Sally read read a book? People, Someone mute Brooks microphone.

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Speaker 1: Let us just go. I can't even think of trying

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Speaker 1: to thinkt Disney.

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Speaker 9: Why can't I remember any of the guy's names of

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Speaker 9: any Disney?

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Speaker 1: What's the Cinderella Prince's guy's name? We're sleeping, beauty. Do

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Speaker 1: we even have names?

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Speaker 10: Yes, friend, Prince Mark, double check Prince Mark not on

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Speaker 10: my list, Jose, we're over to you.

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Speaker 6: I'm no expert, but one time I heard a word

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Speaker 6: of the name Prince William.

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Speaker 7: William He's number two, number two on my list. Beat

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Speaker 7: Harry's still the number one prince on the board. Jeffrey

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Speaker 7: do you have an answer for me?

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Speaker 4: I mean royalty one oh one.

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Speaker 3: Every good prince has severe daddy issues. So give me

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Speaker 3: Simba from the Lion Simba.

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Speaker 7: From the Lion King. Yes, he is number four on

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Speaker 7: my list.

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Speaker 1: The son im not for sure. Jeffrey was going against

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Speaker 1: Prince Albert.

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Speaker 7: But we're to you. We're talking about famous princes for

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Speaker 7: Prince Harry's birthday.

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Speaker 6: I think I got a singer here, and I'm a

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Speaker 6: tricky guy, Jake, and I think the real number one

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Speaker 6: answer isn't a prince.

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Speaker 4: It's Prince.

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Speaker 7: Friends. Yes, number one for Friends. The singer of Purple Rain,

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Speaker 7: Josea is an extra life. Now, thanks that Silver saved Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I appreciate a prince who knows how to

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Speaker 3: handle a long sword, especially if he names.

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Speaker 4: It Excalibur and yanks it out of a stone.

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Speaker 3: Give me Prince Arthur Pendragon from the Sword to the Stone.

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Speaker 7: Prince Arthur, he's a prince.

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Speaker 3: He was born a prince, which is why he could

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Speaker 3: take it out of a stone.

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Speaker 5: And it's in the Disney movie.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're mistaken.

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Speaker 3: I'm on brook side. Now rise up against the royalty.

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Speaker 4: I know nothing about Princess and.

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Speaker 7: I Want Joseah is one Today's mission of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 7: Here's some of the princes, you guys, Miss Prince Charming

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Speaker 7: from Many Disney from cinder Roll, I don't know this.

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Speaker 7: The Beast from Beauty and the Beast is also known

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Speaker 7: like Prince Adam, the real guy part of him, Prince

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Speaker 7: Philip to do with Edinburgh, Prince Naveen from Princess and

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Speaker 7: the Frog, Prince Charles now King Charles. The Prince from

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Speaker 7: Frozen is Prince Hans, Prince Philip from Sleeping Beauty, Prince

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Speaker 7: Zuko from Avatar, the Last Airbender, the Prince from The

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Speaker 7: Prince and the Pauper by Mark Dwain, Prince Akashino, the

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Speaker 7: Crown Prince of Japan, and number twenty was the Fresh Prince.

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Speaker 3: All right, well, jose you're the King of Princess, so

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Speaker 3: you get to choose who get shocked. They're gonna be

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Speaker 3: singing Hakuna Matata from The Lion King.

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Speaker 4: Well, there's two reasons. One, you're our prince.

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Speaker 7: So I'm gonna pick you with two singing cheers.

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Speaker 4: You up and you're grumpy right now, so that's gonna

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Speaker 4: help you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Fine, uh, Hakuna matata.

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Speaker 4: What a wonderful phrase.

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Speaker 3: Hakuna matata hate no passing kraze no means no worries

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Speaker 3: for the rest of you.

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Speaker 4: You could just do that was your shock Collar question

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Speaker 4: of the day. We got your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 4: in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's not easy saying goodbye to something we all loved.

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Speaker 1: What I have to say.

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Speaker 3: Goodbye to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Earlier this year,

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Speaker 3: the Girl Scouts announced they are nixing two of their

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Speaker 4: Okay the window.

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Speaker 3: Millions of people are devastated by that news, but Brook

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Speaker 3: is okay with it, So suck it.

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Speaker 11: I thought the.

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Speaker 1: Sores were kind of overrated. I just don't know the

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Speaker 1: second one exists.

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Speaker 4: What's TOASTI?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean if you were going to come

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Speaker 1: at my Samoa's, I'd have a different.

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Speaker 7: I thought.

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Speaker 3: The thing is, you don't need to be too sad,

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Speaker 3: because you know what they say, when one cookie crumbles,

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Speaker 3: a new cookie rises, they say that that's what we say.

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Speaker 3: And the Girl Scouts just announced their next cookie flavor.

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Speaker 4: They're called Explore.

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Speaker 2: Moresy that doesn't give you any indicat to what they are.

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Speaker 3: Well, the taste is inspired by Rocky Road ice cream

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Speaker 3: Marshall chocolate. I admire the Girl Scouts for saying, let's

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Speaker 3: take the fourteenth most popular ice cream flavor and make

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Speaker 4: So what's in them exactly?

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Speaker 3: They're described as quote chocolate cookies with a creamy filling

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Speaker 3: that has notes of chocolate, marshmallow and toasted almond flavored cream.

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Speaker 3: Brook your unbiased thoughts?

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Speaker 5: What do you think about the cookie cookie.

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Speaker 11: Put in?

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Speaker 3: The organization says they quote reflect the spirit of exploration

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Speaker 3: at the heart of every Girl's Scout.

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Speaker 4: Whatever, Mary Lou, shut up and give me cookies.

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Speaker 3: Explore Mores will be available when Girl Scout Cookie season

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Speaker 3: starts in January, so brace your bodies for that. Now

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Speaker 3: we got which really should be Laser stories coming up next.

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Speaker 1: Why do they give you away so many for free?

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Speaker 4: The extra productive thanks to Laser story.

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Speaker 3: The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 3: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser

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Speaker 3: or whether palascia chinos just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 3: A pretty tricky porch pirate who recently stole a large

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, when you see an alligator dressed in a

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Speaker 1: That's a fancy gator?

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Speaker 3: When he was stopped by a Walmart employee and they

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Speaker 3: Wesley was baffled because he said that him and his

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Speaker 3: In fact, they were usually praised with comments from others

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Speaker 2: A distance though, Yeah, how sweet is it that a

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's adorable.

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Speaker 4: It's like she's a girl.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, that one's not as well behaved I see.

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Speaker 13: For the dog.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate that the emotional support animal is not the dog.

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Speaker 3: He's obviously an animal lover, and because of that, he

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Speaker 4: Just keeps trying to pull it with a giraffe one.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Next, laser stories out of the hover hub. What's that

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Speaker 4: this just in?

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Speaker 3: Soon you'll no longer be able to get Chipotle delivered

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Speaker 4: Instead, it's coming via.

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Speaker 7: Drone double rainfall.

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Speaker 3: Cool. I say that because Chipotle just announced their partnership

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Speaker 4: They're calling it Zipotle. Oh yeah, yeah, I like it.

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Speaker 4: So there's a photo of the drones that they're using.

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Speaker 1: Crazy.

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Speaker 3: Right now, it's only available to residents in Dallas.

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Speaker 2: What makes me feel better about this is like the

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Speaker 4: I disagree.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, I think the blades are a deterrent from

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Speaker 3: I kind of like them, But like I said, it's

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Speaker 4: Sky, hot fresh and ultra fast.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to order it on a winter day.

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Speaker 2: I mean, your food flying through cold air isn't gonna end.

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Speaker 3: And then you to install heaters underneath that. But he

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Speaker 2: That's pretty sweet, yeah, I mean it would definitely be

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Speaker 4: Dude, I've been on watch a fight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So then once you put your order in, employees will

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Speaker 3: It'll hover about three hundred feet in the air and

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Speaker 3: So they'll slowly go down, avoiding obstacles and placing your

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Speaker 1: Ask you to tip.

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Speaker 3: And I wonder how it's going to do compared to

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Speaker 3: Just imagine you track your order online and it says

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Speaker 4: The Lettuce patch.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be closed.

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Speaker 4: You'll get there eventually. They discuss some business to attend

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Speaker 4: to you first. That sound means Laser Stories has come

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Speaker 4: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You know, at the end of every year we always

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Speaker 1: It's the best part of December.

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Speaker 3: Some are pathetic and desperate, some are flowery love bombers

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Speaker 4: Well, today you're.

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Speaker 3: Gonna hear from a long time children's party magician. Oh goodness,

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Speaker 3: it's a voicemail, so raw, so honest and unintentionally hilarious.

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Speaker 3: There's no way it doesn't make our top ten of

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Speaker 4: I guarantee it.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it coming up in a brand new

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Speaker 3: loser line right after this, what's up with you?

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Speaker 11: Is this the right number? It's a loser line?

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Speaker 7: Goodbye, Just call.

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Speaker 4: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this.

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Speaker 3: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're so freaking hot it melts in

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Speaker 8: What after?

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Speaker 3: He says that, whatever you do, do not tell them

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Speaker 1: Why is there plastic in your underwear? Don't ask?

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Speaker 14: Hey Cheryl, So yeah, I just want to reach out

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Speaker 8: I collect Keith.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I know, I know it sounds weird, but started

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Speaker 14: So anyway, I've.

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Speaker 14: For him now, about one hundred and ninety two hundred

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Speaker 8: I keep it by the entryway.

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Speaker 14: They're a good conversation stutter and I like to make jokes.

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Speaker 15: Sometimes, like hey, who are their tooth?

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Speaker 8: And the cheesecake and I'll hold it hold it up

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Speaker 15: But uh, yeah, anyway, I feel better now, And I

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what happens when you get fired from

454
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Speaker 2: the job.

455
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Speaker 3: Well you still teeth and women apparently.

456
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:44,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, even the tooth fairy has got to get some

457
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Speaker 4: action every once.

458
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Speaker 7: In a while.

459
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Speaker 16: Hey, it's the girl that totally like accidentally crashed your

460
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 16: cousin's wedding last Sunday. Yeah, okay, so I got your

461
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Speaker 16: number firm when you're like, even though he scared at

462
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 16: each other by the open bar for a while, I'm

463
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 16: I'm only don't know, we didn't actually just like talk

464
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 16: to each other. You're actually super cute kind of get Yeah, yeah.

465
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Speaker 13: You're really really cute.

466
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Speaker 16: So yeah, I you should totally call me back, right,

467
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Speaker 16: I mean with that, I mean no reason not to.

468
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 16: I spent the whole night pretending I was part of

469
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Speaker 16: your family. So I've met everyone Thanksgiving. He'll be great, right,

470
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Speaker 16: It'll be perfect, Okay, call.

471
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Speaker 17: Me next message.

472
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Speaker 4: Wedding Crashers Too just got its first plot.

473
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Speaker 2: Life just said she accidentally crashed the wedding at the beginning,

474
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Speaker 2: and then went on to say she pretended to be

475
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Speaker 2: part of the family.

476
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think she crashed very well.

477
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 1: And then she's so shy on the phone.

478
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:49,920
Speaker 4: She's like, I am just owning this.

479
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 2: It would be nice to only go to weddings where

480
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,880
Speaker 2: you don't know anyone, you don't have to talk to anybody.

481
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're coming around more and more on her like her,

482
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,239
Speaker 3: Maybe we should do it.

483
00:22:59,400 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 7: Remember we're in.

484
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Speaker 3: The middle of a blue Ribbon edition of The Loser Line, right, Yeah,

485
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 3: and we are on YouTube, TikTok, all the podcast platforms, Apple, Spotify,

486
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 3: at Brook and Jeffrey.

487
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Speaker 4: We've got content galore, Apple Spotify. It sounds like we're

488
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 4: here for fall.

489
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

490
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,120
Speaker 3: I probably have too much content on there, but if

491
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 3: you want it, it's there.

492
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 7: There you go.

493
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Speaker 4: Let's go to the next club.

494
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Speaker 8: Hey, this is a great Alfonso the birthday magician from

495
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Speaker 8: the Kids Party on Sunday Night with the Purple vest

496
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 8: I make up you get anyway, I'm off the clock now.

497
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,959
Speaker 8: Thanks for not writing me out to the host mom

498
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 8: about the flask. She seems like a piece of work.

499
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 8: So I don't normally do this, but it's just I

500
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 8: felt like you and I had this kind of a

501
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 8: thing happening right around when I did the foam rabbit

502
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 8: popping out of the prinkles Cantila half and I don't know,

503
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 8: but you just seem like someone who's seen some before.

504
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 8: You seem real, not like the Bubblegum had in the

505
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 8: cloud Laker's rainbows you hear from some of these moms. Anyway,

506
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 8: If you want to grab a drink sometime, I know

507
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 8: a spot that does karaoke, And if you really want

508
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 8: to party, I know a guy that can hook us

509
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 8: up with some party favor and give me a call.

510
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Speaker 3: You know, they talk about like there's the last of

511
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 3: their generation. That's him as far as birthday magicians go.

512
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 3: He's been grinding since the late eighties.

513
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Speaker 1: I really liked him.

514
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 2: I know, I fire him and philis flask for him

515
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Speaker 2: at my kid's birthday party.

516
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Speaker 1: What child entertainer doesn't come slightly drunk to every every party?

517
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 2: I mean, the Disney princesses are no about Let's be honest.

518
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 3: I know at least this guy brings party favors that

519
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 3: mom can enjoy.

520
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 4: So I'll give you the number once we're done with this, Okay, br.

521
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: What's up? Alfonso's in.

522
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 17: Next message?

523
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 9: This is I was at your garage sale on Sunday.

524
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 9: If you remember I was the blonde looking at the

525
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 9: Rafia Prada bag. Please please please tell me still have it.

526
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 9: I can't give you the price that you're asking, but

527
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Speaker 9: maybe there's like an arrangement or an agreement we can

528
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Speaker 9: work out. Here's what I was thinking. My brother is

529
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 9: in high school and he works at Dairy Queen, so

530
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 9: he can get you as many free wizards as you want. Like, well, okay,

531
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Speaker 9: maybe he can get you like up to maybe four

532
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 9: per day, because he's done that before for me and

533
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 9: we've gotten in trouble. But that was five per day,

534
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 9: so I feel like we could get you almost as

535
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Speaker 9: many as you want. Also, if you want to go

536
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 9: to Dairy Queen after it closes to let you put

537
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 9: your head under the hot fudge machine, It's more fun

538
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 9: than you can ever imagine.

539
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 18: But I swear this is legit.

540
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 9: I'm not crazy. I just really need that bag next.

541
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 4: The hot fudge machine sounds what a deal.

542
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 16: Planet.

543
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: Does anyone need four blizzards a day?

544
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 3: It's America, Brook that's a low ball number for us.

545
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 4: That is so many blizzards, can't one like.

546
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Speaker 3: I just really like that people are branching out with

547
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 3: how they're using the loser line number because it used

548
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 3: to just be you give it to the weirdo hitting

549
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 3: on you at the bar, and now you give it

550
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 3: to the haggler girl at your garage sale.

551
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 2: I love it, though I bet he would have given

552
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 2: the real number had they known about that blizzard.

553
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,880
Speaker 1: All Oh yeah, man, opportunity.

554
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 7: Should have led with that.

555
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 3: Remember you can hear your favorite loser lines of the

556
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 3: week when you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube.

557
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 3: We post them up there, along with all of our

558
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 3: second dates, awkward Tuesdays and your phone taps, which, speaking

559
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Speaker 3: of one is coming.

560
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 11: Up Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

561
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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

562
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Speaker 3: And we have a fair amount of nurses people in

563
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 3: the medical field who listen to our show.

564
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 1: So nice, thank you.

565
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 4: And we got a.

566
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Speaker 3: Request from a woman who works at an assisted living

567
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 3: facility who wanted us to prank her boyfriend. So she's

568
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 3: been sowing the seeds for the last month now telling

569
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 3: him there's an old man at her work who's taken

570
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 3: a fancy to.

571
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 4: Her and I think I know what's coming and.

572
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 3: He might want to take some pictures of her too,

573
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 3: And she's not completely opposed to it. At least that's

574
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 3: what she's told her boyfriend. We'll see how he reacts

575
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 3: when old Alan gives him away in your phone?

576
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 4: Tap right now?

577
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 18: Another Hello?

578
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 5: Hello? Who is this is little mikey there?

579
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 12: Oh no, this is Mike?

580
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 17: Who is this?

581
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 5: Yeah? Hey, book garoo? What's good? This is Allan?

582
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 8: Allan?

583
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 5: Yeah?

584
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 18: Telling hell.

585
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 5: Ellen? Who I'm from the nursing home? Your girlfriends? She

586
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 5: wanted me to call you.

587
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,719
Speaker 12: You're the old perverb that she said it asked her

588
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 12: to model for you.

589
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 5: He there, hot shot, you need to slow down, string jerky,

590
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 5: my speed limits fifteen. You're pushing forty plus right now.

591
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 5: No need to freak on me.

592
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 12: What are you doing? Man?

593
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 14: Like?

594
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 12: Why are you asking that too?

595
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

596
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 5: Cassie said you might have had a problem with her

597
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,199
Speaker 5: modeling for me.

598
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 7: Yeah.

599
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Speaker 12: My problem is she's my girlfriend and she works at

600
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 12: a nursing home and you're trying to get her to

601
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,479
Speaker 12: take pics.

602
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 5: You've got this all wrong. But I'm a legit photographer.

603
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 12: I'm pretty sure that's boy.

604
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 5: Well, I've got some wor there's originals and a Polaroid camera.

605
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 5: I don't need more than that, now, do I.

606
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 12: I don't even know what that means, but my girlfriend's

607
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 12: not made a part of this. Oh really, she's not

608
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 12: accepting gifts or money or.

609
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, hey sure, or little Mikey.

610
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 12: I think I'm My name is Mike.

611
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 5: Okay, Mike. I think I'm a little bit older than

612
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 5: you do. So let me offer you some wisdom. If

613
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 5: you got a hot slice of rhubarb pie on your hands,

614
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 5: you have to put a scoop of vanilla on it

615
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 5: before somebody else. Does.

616
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 7: I know what I'm saying.

617
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 12: No, I don't have no idea what you're saying.

618
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 5: That's my motto. It's my motto.

619
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 17: Well, your modo doesn't make any sense.

620
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 12: I don't know what I mean.

621
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 5: It means never let a brother down, Am I right? Homie?

622
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 8: Bound it?

623
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 12: Dude, this is unacceptable.

624
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 5: I'm gonna come on, give me them, give me them knuckles.

625
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 5: I can feel you.

626
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 12: Listen, I'm not your homie.

627
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 19: There's gonna be no knuckles, Like, oh really, no, yes, really,

628
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 19: I don't know how you get off trying to call me.

629
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Speaker 12: Think you're gonna talk me into like taking picks to

630
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Speaker 12: my girlfriend.

631
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Speaker 5: You sound scared there, bucko. Man, you know I'm so

632
00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 5: so scared.

633
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 12: You see, if you keep talking when I call down

634
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 12: the nursing home telling them that old geezer trying to

635
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 12: get women there to take pictures with him for money

636
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Speaker 12: or whatever.

637
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 5: Werthers, you think they give a shit. It's my extra

638
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 5: activity for the month. They told me to pursue my

639
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 5: passion before I croak.

640
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Speaker 12: I wish it was yesterday.

641
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I've already pitched them the idea of Caitlin

642
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 5: wearing scrubs for our first shoot, and then I'll help

643
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 5: her scrub out of.

644
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 4: Them for the second.

645
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Speaker 12: Missen geezer, this is my girlfriend you're talking about.

646
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 11: Now.

647
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 5: Don't be jealous. Your girl just likes a man with experience.

648
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 5: I'm a scooter that goes eight miles an hour.

649
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 19: She's not to take photos for some old eighty year

650
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Speaker 19: old whatever in a nursing home.

651
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 5: I haven't smelled the eighties since they canceled West Wing.

652
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 19: What the hell of a show, though, whatever age you are?

653
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 5: You old listen, junior. If you can't keep her happy,

654
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 5: well I'll just pay You're in putting cups and attention

655
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 5: what and she'll still prefer me?

656
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 12: Okay, you know what, I am done.

657
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 7: I am done.

658
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 12: I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna kick your

659
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 12: old man. Oh really sticking tired?

660
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sick and tired of doing this prank phone

661
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 5: call on you, so bring it on down.

662
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:18,719
Speaker 12: I'm not talking to you anymore.

663
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 4: You know your way over.

664
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,719
Speaker 5: Don't forget to stop at the pharmacy and pick up

665
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 5: some meta musial. No, write you a check?

666
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Speaker 12: What what did you What did you say?

667
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 19: Yeah?

668
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 5: I said it.

669
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 3: I said, you're getting pranked on the radio with Brook

670
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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning. What No, Yeah, there's a

671
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 3: phone tab dude. No, yeah, dude, your girlfriend Caitlin set

672
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 3: you up.

673
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 12: She like set me up for this.

674
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 7: Got some diet or work.

675
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Speaker 12: He was like trying to get her to take pictures.

676
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 3: She thought it'd be funny to have some old guy

677
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Speaker 3: and assisted living facility offer to take a bunch of

678
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 3: weird photographs of her.

679
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Speaker 12: You really did me off, man, You were pushing my buttons.

680
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 12: I was literally about to come down there.

681
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 7: Yeah.

682
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 5: Button Pushing's not the only thing I'm gonna be doing.

683
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 5: But your girlfriend takes those photos for me?

684
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,959
Speaker 12: Shut up, wake up.

685
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 11: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

686
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

687
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 3: Alexis how much do you need to know about a

688
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 3: guy before you'd agree to go out on.

689
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 4: A date with him. I mean, you'd.

690
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 3: Probably like to know if he has a job, what

691
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 3: his hobbies are, how much longer he plans to live

692
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 3: in his mother's basement.

693
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's see. This might shock you, but the.

694
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 3: Woman on the phone with us today agreed to meet

695
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 3: a guy before she even knew his name.

696
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 4: WHOA, what the hell I know?

697
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 3: And it's all because of the grand romantic gesture he made,

698
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 3: And she says it's the craziest thing that's ever happened

699
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 3: to her in her life. You're gonna hear the whole

700
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 3: story in your brand new Second Date.

701
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 4: Update, Next Second Date Update.

702
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 3: I am very curious to hear from the listener who

703
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 3: wrote to us today because in her email, she says

704
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 3: she met a.

705
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 4: Guy one time. Okay, it wasn't on an app and

706
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 4: they never went on an actual date.

707
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 3: Honestly, they don't really know anything about each other at

708
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 3: allconnection but yeah, still she called him, quote, maybe the

709
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 3: most romantic man I've ever met in my entire life.

710
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 2: How I know to be romantic without knowing anything about

711
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 2: each other?

712
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 3: I'm wondering the same thing how does she reach that conclusion.

713
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 3: Let's find out. Her name is Tilly and she's on

714
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 3: the line right now. So, Tilly, I just got to say,

715
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 3: your email sounds full blown crazy.

716
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 4: Is that?

717
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 17: No?

718
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 18: It is crazy. That's literally why I'm calling you, because, like,

719
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 18: I've never heard of a situation like this, never been

720
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 18: in a situation like this.

721
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 6: You didn't watch a guy propose in the most romantic

722
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 6: way possible and then you fell in love with him

723
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 6: because you saw how romantic he was.

724
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 4: To get it's a movie, Yeah, that could be it.

725
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 18: I mean it felt like a movie, like the meet

726
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 18: cute moment.

727
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 2: Okay, you if we're talking movie level romance, you've got

728
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 2: to set the whole scene.

729
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 4: For yeah, tell us the whole story.

730
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 18: Okay, So here's the story. I'm at the gym, and

731
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 18: I'm at like a pretty high end gym. I got lucky,

732
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 18: I got up, you know, a membership through my work situation.

733
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: Okay, boogie, It's like one of.

734
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 18: The fancy gyms. There's like a tendance and there's like

735
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 18: a juice cafe in the back. I've been working out.

736
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 18: I'm actually almost done, Like I'm on my treadmill. I'm

737
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 18: cooling down, okay, and this good looking man comes up

738
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 18: on the treadmill next to me and we small talk.

739
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 18: It's nothing crazy, like we talked for like less than

740
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 18: thirty seconds, Like it was quick.

741
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the timing is good because you're just walking

742
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 2: and he's just starting.

743
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 18: So yeah, and I don't really think anything of it,

744
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 18: like going locker room. I change.

745
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: Okay.

746
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 18: Literally, as I'm walking to my car, I hear miss

747
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 18: miss wait wait. I turn around. It's one of the

748
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 18: gym attendants. He has flowers and a card from this

749
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 18: man that I just met. Like, honestly, this is part

750
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 18: of the mystery, because how did this man secure flowers

751
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 18: that fast.

752
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 1: And a card?

753
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's okay.

754
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 2: I am so jaded that my first thought is he's

755
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 2: been watching you and was prepared for this moment.

756
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 4: Before in the gym.

757
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 18: I guess it's possible that I certainly didn't recognize him

758
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 18: at all.

759
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 7: It's okay.

760
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 4: It felt spontaneous. That's crazy.

761
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 18: It felt very spontaneous, which was part of the reason.

762
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 18: I'm like, how did you manage that? But there's a

763
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 18: number on the card, so I obviously text the number

764
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 18: and I'm like, thank you so much for the flowers.

765
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 18: I'm so flattered. But he is not the one that

766
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 18: answered the text. It was somebody that was like, oh,

767
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 18: this is his assistant.

768
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 2: Oh okay, they can make it happen even quicker. It's

769
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 2: kind of weird that he gave you his assistants phone

770
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 2: number and not his phone.

771
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: Was just about to say that.

772
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 6: Unless he wanted her to know that he had an assistant,

773
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 6: like Texter, that's possible.

774
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 4: It's something whose would for sure do. By the way,

775
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 4: I have two agents. You don't know if anybody realized.

776
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: Okay, get away from it. Hey, did you ever actually

777
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: talk to him? Like, do we know his name?

778
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 18: That's the thing. I don't know his name.

779
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: What you didn't even send a good first text introducing himself.

780
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 18: No, the assistant says there is actually a gift waiting

781
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 18: for you at a jewelry store and gives me an address.

782
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 4: Oh now, whoa, whoa.

783
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is romantic anymore. Now I'm

784
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: getting worse.

785
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, nobody cares what you think. It's only Tilly's like.

786
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,760
Speaker 7: That a sugar baby situation.

787
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 2: I feels like I don't have a good personality, so

788
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 2: let me buy your Did you go to the jewelry store.

789
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 18: I was curious, of course, I went, I mean for

790
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 18: the plot.

791
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, yeah, you're doing the for the plot alone.

792
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 4: So we support you in this decision. What happened at

793
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 4: the jewelry store.

794
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 18: I go to the jewelry store and there is a

795
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 18: bracelet waiting there for me, and I will say, like,

796
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 18: I don't feel like I can be bought, but I

797
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 18: can be impressed. And it's between flowers and a bracelet.

798
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,280
Speaker 18: I'm kind of impressed, even though I don't know anything

799
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 18: about him, including his name.

800
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 4: So we yeah, oh my god, this is wild.

801
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: There's no setup of a date, okay.

802
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 18: So I get the bracelet and then I text the

803
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 18: only number I have back to this and I'm basically like,

804
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 18: let's set this up, like how do we meet or whatever.

805
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 18: So we set up a whole situation, a time and

806
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,399
Speaker 18: a place to meet, and then I go there and

807
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 18: he doesn't show up. And now nobody's answering this number.

808
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 4: This rings like he does this, like he's set the trap.

809
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 5: He gives you jewelry, he doesn't show up.

810
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:49,479
Speaker 11: Why.

811
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 7: Now you're like, what is going on?

812
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 3: And now you have to get a hold of Yes,

813
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 3: I want to be in that game.

814
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: This doesn't sound odd.

815
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 6: It sounds like he's gonna play a lot of games with.

816
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: I mean, why would he stand you up? Like, That's

817
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: what I don't get.

818
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 18: My friends think maybe he's married, or maybe that was

819
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,280
Speaker 18: some sort of scam. But if it was a scam,

820
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 18: then like, where's the request to let get my money

821
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 18: or whatever.

822
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you better make sure that bracelet

823
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:16,760
Speaker 1: doesn't have a tracker in it. Dude, this is wild.

824
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: This is a wild story.

825
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean I was kind of skeptical at the

826
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 4: start of this.

827
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 3: When you said he was the most romantic guy of

828
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 3: all time, But after hearing the story, I think Brooke

829
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 3: is one hundred percent sold.

830
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 4: In fact, she's probably ready to.

831
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 3: Leave her husband depending on how this call goes when

832
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 3: we come back.

833
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: Name, I already don't trust this guy.

834
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,760
Speaker 3: You're only saying that because you're jealous, Broke. We're gonna

835
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 3: call this mystery guy in just a second, or call.

836
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: His assistant, you mean, wherever it is.

837
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 3: I'm excited to talk to anybody that picks up this

838
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 3: phone number and try and get you your second date update.

839
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 3: Right after this second date update, our listener Tilly told

840
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 3: us in part one that she met the most romantic

841
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 3: guy everr and wow, she was not.

842
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 4: Kidding Meta guy on the treadmill at the gym.

843
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 3: They talked for thirty seconds, but as she's leaving just

844
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 3: a few minutes later, she's being chased down handed a

845
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 3: giant bouquet of flowers, not by him from like the

846
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 3: gym assistant guy is told it's from treadmill dude. He

847
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 3: already has a handwritten note for her in a phone

848
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 3: number for his assistant. Later, she's told there's a necklace

849
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 3: and a bracelet waiting for her at a jewelry store,

850
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 3: which turns out to be true.

851
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: Well, she is just a bracelet. I mean, don't oversell it.

852
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 3: H never mid This guy sucks forge I thought he

853
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 3: was romantic.

854
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 4: You guys are right, he's a loose gems on it.

855
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 3: No, okay, it was pretty cool until the weird part

856
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 3: was she was stood up by him waiting at a

857
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,280
Speaker 3: coffee shop where she thought they were gonna meet Tilly.

858
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 11: Are you nervous?

859
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: Are you like? What are you feeling right now?

860
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 18: At this point, it's so crazy that I'm assuming it's

861
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 18: not gonna work out, But I cannot move on until

862
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 18: I know what the story is yes, yes, we love it.

863
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 3: The bottom line is we need to figure out who

864
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 3: this guy is or figure out some answer so till

865
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 3: he can get some peace of mind.

866
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: All we have is his assistant's number, right, So that's

867
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: who we're calling.

868
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 4: Yes, So that's all we have to go off of.

869
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 3: We're just gonna call it and see what happens.

870
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 2: I don't know, but be polite, like this guy sounds professional.

871
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 2: We need to keep it buttoned up, get information.

872
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 4: I would take that advice and turn it right around

873
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 4: at yourself. That'd be really good. If he has an assistant,

874
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 4: he's always busy. Like we called, she's gonna be like

875
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 4: he's unavailable, and we'll see. Let's find out only one

876
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 4: way to know. I'm gonna dial this number. We'll see

877
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 4: who picks up and what happens. But here we go.

878
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 20: Jeff, Hello, Hi, Uh Hi, my name is.

879
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 1: Jeff Professional Jeff.

880
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 5: I don't even know who.

881
00:40:55,360 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 3: This is, so hello, yeah, Hi, Sorry. So I work

882
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 3: for a radio show called Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

883
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 3: And uh, this is gonna sound kind of odd because

884
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 3: I don't really know who I'm calling for here. But

885
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 3: we have a woman who is a friend of the show.

886
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,919
Speaker 3: Her name is Tilly, and I believe your boss sent

887
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 3: her flowers and gave her a bracelet.

888
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 4: You have the wrong person.

889
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 18: Yeah, I don't.

890
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 13: I don't want to talk about this.

891
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 4: Well, just hold on. Do you know a lot about this?

892
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't want to talk about this.

893
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:32,919
Speaker 12: What the heck?

894
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 4: What are you kidding me? Did he have?

895
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 2: Oh?

896
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: No, Oh, he is not going to stand up up?

897
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: You better call him back.

898
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 3: Okay, it's probably because you were scaring him. Broke y,

899
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 3: I'm gonna dial it again.

900
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 4: Here we go. Hold on, I.

901
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 12: Don't want to talk about this, Okay.

902
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Speaker 1: Okay, coming in a little hot as listen, thank you.

903
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 4: Listen.

904
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 3: We're not trying to get into anybody's business here, especially

905
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 3: anybody with a lot of money, because our lawyers aren't

906
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 3: good enough to handle anything like that.

907
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, it seems like we don't.

908
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 3: The thing is, we're just reaching out because we need

909
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 3: to get a general answer about what happened with Tilly

910
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 3: and this guy that we're trying to get a hold of.

911
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it started out romantic and now it's feeling

912
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: not so great.

913
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 3: That's the thing you don't know is our friend Tilly

914
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 3: was completely blown away by this gesture. I'm assuming from

915
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 3: your boss. I still don't know.

916
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true closure here, but we're talking way.

917
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 3: Too much, so I should just let you say something

918
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 3: if you're still there.

919
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 13: Oh okay, is the.

920
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: Most unprofessional assistants.

921
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 4: Okay, do you know what I'm talking about with Tilly?

922
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:56,879
Speaker 13: I do?

923
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, what's going on? Can you fill us in?

924
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 3: Because we're very confused?

925
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 13: Okay, So here's the deal.

926
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 7: This gut messed up.

927
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 13: It's way different than I.

928
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 20: Thought it was going to go up.

929
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 4: What got messed up?

930
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 13: I'm not the guy that was on the treadmill.

931
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Speaker 1: So you're the assistance.

932
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 4: You're the assistant.

933
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 13: I'm an assistant. I'm an assistant at the gym.

934
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: What wait wait, you're a gym employee. You work at

935
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: the gym.

936
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 13: I'm the one that brought her the flowers.

937
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: Oh, you're the one that rushed out and brought the

938
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: flowers from the treadmill.

939
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 4: Guy with the not yes, okay, okay.

940
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: Why would she have your number? I thought she had

941
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: the assistance number.

942
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,399
Speaker 13: Yeah, this whole thing got messed up, That's what I'm saying.

943
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 13: The whole thing got messed up.

944
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 4: What the whole thing that you.

945
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 3: You're going to have to explain a little bit because

946
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 3: we we were under the impression we were calling the

947
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 3: assistant of the rich guy on the treadmill.

948
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Speaker 13: I don't know if he has an assistant.

949
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 8: I don't know.

950
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: Do you have a name? What's your name?

951
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 13: Mitchell?

952
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 4: Okay, Mitchell, ok So tell us what you do know.

953
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 13: I know I've had a crush on her for two months.

954
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 4: You've had a crush on Tilly?

955
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:15,959
Speaker 8: Yeah?

956
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 7: What wait?

957
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: Wait wait were the flowers not from the guy? Were

958
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:20,919
Speaker 1: the flowers from you?

959
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 20: Yes?

960
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: Oh my, ohd.

961
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 6: On what a treadmill guy?

962
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,760
Speaker 5: Whe where's he?

963
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 7: What the he?

964
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: You're saying the flowers were from him? Is what he's saying.

965
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,240
Speaker 13: I'd been planning to approach her for a couple of months.

966
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Speaker 13: I did not know how to do it.

967
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 3: Okay, because you see her in the gym, because you worked.

968
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 13: There, and I had flowers waiting for her that day.

969
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: Oh why didn't you take credit for the flowers?

970
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 13: Because I'm not rich. When I walked out to give

971
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 13: her the flowers, it was like she was seeing just

972
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 13: an employee.

973
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: You didn't even say she liked rich guys.

974
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 7: Though.

975
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 13: People go to that gym to meet rich.

976
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Speaker 1: Guys, Mitchell, because her work gives her a free membership there.

977
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: That's why she goes to the gym, and.

978
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 13: Also the rich guys.

979
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 4: To his credit, it can be both.

980
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: So wait, why I don't understand. Still, I don't understand either.

981
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 3: Let's just let's just break the facade and tell you,

982
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,959
Speaker 3: because Mitchell, Tilly has actually been listening to this call

983
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 3: on the other line, waiting to talk to I mean,

984
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 3: not necessarily you, but I guess yeah you.

985
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 2: Well, she was waiting to talk to whoever gave her

986
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 2: the flowers and the bracelet, which we haven't even gotten

987
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 2: a close answer.

988
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 1: To the bracelet.

989
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 18: Okay, yeah, so crazy. Hold on, let's clear this up.

990
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 18: So you've had a crush on me. You were planning

991
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 18: a big romantic pressure and then while you were in

992
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 18: the midst of doing it, you somehow decided that I

993
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,439
Speaker 18: was just a gold digger and that the best course

994
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 18: of action would be to lie to me.

995
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 4: I mean, a gold maybe bracelet digger.

996
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 13: I wasn't just assuming you were a gold digger, isn't

997
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 13: that what you said?

998
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 18: You said you came out and I looked at you

999
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 18: like you were just an employee at the gym. Even

1000
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 18: though you are an employee at the gym and I

1001
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 18: was just leaving the gym.

1002
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 13: Let's be honest, in the real world, you're not going

1003
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,919
Speaker 13: out with the gem assistant. And as I was about

1004
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 13: to give you the flowers, I saw that look on

1005
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 13: your face, and that's when I knew.

1006
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 17: That WHOA wow, it's so ridiculous.

1007
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 18: The look on my face would have been why if

1008
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 18: the gymasstn't running at me with flowers?

1009
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1010
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 18: Nice, I mean for you to put all this on me.

1011
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 18: You built this entire fantasy up in your head over

1012
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 18: the course of two months, only to just decide that

1013
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 18: that's what I want. But how dare I?

1014
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 4: Like?

1015
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,240
Speaker 18: What are you even saying? Doesn't make any sense?

1016
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 13: And that's why I didn't go to the coffee shop.

1017
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 13: I figured it would end something like this, and that's

1018
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 13: what happened.

1019
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 18: You didn't figure it would end something like this because

1020
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 18: you figured it would never start, because you figured I

1021
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 18: was gonna judge you based on your job or how

1022
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 18: much money you had.

1023
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, I really like you to focus just a little more,

1024
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 13: just a little more on the flowers and bracelet.

1025
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 18: I'm going to tell you what I'm going to return

1026
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 18: the bracelet because I don't care what anybody's job is.

1027
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 18: But if that's what you think of me, then there's

1028
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 18: nothing here.

1029
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: Oh, Mitchell, you dog your own grave man.

1030
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 13: So are you saying I can't like just say hello

1031
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 13: to you anymore when you come to the jail.

1032
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 18: I can't imagine why you would want to at this point.

1033
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, brode job. If he's at the front, you

1034
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: might have.

1035
00:47:55,640 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 3: To least needs to like scan your car when you

1036
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 3: come in in a bare minimum.

1037
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,919
Speaker 1: But uh, Mitchell, you to have more confidence. She could

1038
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: have really fallen for you had you played this totally differently.

1039
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 13: I just I think you're wrong there. I don't think

1040
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 13: it was gonna So I'm going to tell you.

1041
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 18: What you should do. Continue to judge people before you

1042
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 18: know them at all, and see how well that works

1043
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 18: out for you, because clearly it's going great.

1044
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: That was sarcasm, Mitchell. If you didn't catch it, Yeah, well.

1045
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 3: It's at this point that I would like to jump

1046
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 3: in and offer another date.

1047
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1048
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,399
Speaker 1: I love when the most romantic stories end this way.

1049
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. See, Now, normally we would ask the person that

1050
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 3: we're calling, but in this situation, since so much has

1051
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,760
Speaker 3: happened and things have changed.

1052
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 4: Tilly will ask you first.

1053
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 18: Are you out of your mind?

1054
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 11: Yes?

1055
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 3: I only said that because Brooke was making me ask

1056
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,720
Speaker 3: the question, So it's really her fault.

1057
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's yeah, bru. That was really awful.

1058
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 3: So this call didn't go the way that we wanted

1059
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 3: it to go. But Mitchell, do you have any last

1060
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 3: words for us or for Tilly?

1061
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 13: Look, I'm so sorry this whole thing went this way.

1062
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 13: It was a misunderstanding from get go. But Tilly, if

1063
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 13: you could just next time you're at the gym, wipe

1064
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 13: down the equipment after you use it.

1065
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 4: Oh, he has been watching her the entire time.

1066
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 18: That type of girl, Tilly, And now we're just spreading lives.

1067
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 18: I always wiped down my equipment.

1068
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 4: Okay.

1069
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 3: Well, at least Mitchell got a shot in on the

1070
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 3: way out, So there you go, Mitchell, win for.

1071
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 4: You, rookie Jeffrey in the morning. That definitely blew up

1072
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 4: in the guy's face.

1073
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: It was a good lesson, though, to not assume things

1074
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:35,720
Speaker 1: about people.

1075
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if I am reading the textboard right, a

1076
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 3: lot of people are saying Tilly needed to give Mitchell

1077
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 3: a break.

1078
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 2: Really, so kind of I felt bad she waited thirty

1079
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,879
Speaker 2: minutes for a coffee shop for him to not show up.

1080
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, he ditched her.

1081
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 2: He never showed up, and then he accused her of

1082
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 2: being a gold digger without even knowing her.

1083
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I understand that idea. But listen to this

1084
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 3: text At seventy eighty five nine two, someone said, clearly,

1085
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 3: Mitchell is a guy who does not value himself. He

1086
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 3: has low self image, low self esteem. But we should

1087
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 3: still see him for what he is, a regular guy

1088
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,479
Speaker 3: who had a big crush on a girl for two months. Yes,

1089
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 3: he had a bad plan, but he has a good heart.

1090
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but to me that means you need to work

1091
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 2: on yourself and get yourself image up before you You

1092
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,399
Speaker 2: gotta love yourself, man, before you can love somebody else.

1093
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 1: That's just how it goes.

1094
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 3: Doesn't excuse leaving someone on a date yet, that is true.

1095
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 4: I mean, all that is really well said.

1096
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 3: I do hope Mitchell knows that he's not the worst

1097
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 3: person in the world before he buys a gift for

1098
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 3: his next Jim crush.

1099
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 5: He Biden gifts Immediately, He's like, I'm.

1100
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 1: Bron what did I think it? He's got a whole

1101
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: bracelet to regift a whole hot.

1102
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 3: Woman, and I also hope Mitchell subscribes to our YouTube

1103
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 3: page and he listens to all of our second date

1104
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 3: updates while he's wiping sweat off of all the gym equipment.

1105
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you know, those high end clients don't do

1106
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 2: it themselves.

1107
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 4: No, they don't go check that out.

1108
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 3: If you haven't subscribed to our podcast, they're up available

1109
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,760
Speaker 3: wherever you get yours that brookn Jeffrey Brook.

1110
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 11: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1111
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 3: Probably the worst way to find out that you're an

1112
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 3: idiot is by confidently saying something out loud and then

1113
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 3: the whole room suddenly goes completely silent. Chocolate milk comes

1114
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 3: from brown cows?

1115
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 4: What what?

1116
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 1: Yeah it does.

1117
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not going to go into where milkshakes come from.

1118
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 4: Oh, strawberry milk.

1119
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 5: From Yeah, exactly milkshake.

1120
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: I just got it.

1121
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 3: It's probably not your fault that you don't know basic

1122
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 3: simple facts. Yes, there's probably liberals who want to hide

1123
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 3: knowledge from you and destroy the country that you live in.

1124
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 6: It's literally always the liberals fault. I absolutely agree with

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Speaker 6: you one.

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00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 3: Hundred Now you don't have to feel stupid all by yourself,

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00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,840
Speaker 3: because a new survey asks people to share the simple

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00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 3: things that they didn't learn until shockingly late in their lives.

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Speaker 1: I thought we were going to start a support group.

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Speaker 3: To support group, we're gonna tell you the funniest ones

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00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 3: coming up right after this. Everyone has something that they

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00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,280
Speaker 3: didn't figure out until way too.

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00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 4: Late in life.

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00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you know, like that little piggy who went

1135
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 3: to market wasn't going shopping for groceries that day.

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00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 1: I don't like to think about it. What happened The

1137
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: piggy went to market? Yeah, and then you had him

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00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: for dinner.

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00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 4: He wasn't using his club car.

1140
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just funny.

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00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, just learned that like value savings.

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00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 3: Or the piggy went to market, Like when a mechanic

1143
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 3: rotates the tires on your car, doesn't mean they just

1144
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 3: spin them real fast. But don't feel bad because there's

1145
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 3: a lot of clueless people out there. And I know

1146
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 3: that because the recent survey asked people to share the

1147
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 3: things that they learned embarrassingly late in life. Some of

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00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 3: the best, the funniest ones right here, let's get into them.

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00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 3: Number seven, that the porta potty doesn't somehow magically know

1150
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 3: when a person is inside. The sign only changes to

1151
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 3: occupied when you physically lock the door. Yeah, duh, people,

1152
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 3: some person out there thought that it just knew and

1153
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 3: changed to occupied who.

1154
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: Get walked in on.

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00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 2: All the technology, A porta potty lacks. That's not the

1156
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 2: first thing like in there.

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00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 1: You can't even flush it.

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00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 3: You're lucky if there's a hand washed station in the

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00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 3: number six. That whole milk is only around three percent fat?

1160
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they said.

1161
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 3: I always thought whole milk meant it was one hundred percent,

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00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 3: And when I saw reduced fat at two percent, I thought,

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00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 3: why wouldn't they do like fifty percent or somewhere in

1164
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 3: the middle.

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00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 4: It like butter coming out.

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00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,240
Speaker 1: Of the gallon, just so thick.

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00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 3: I thought that for a really long time you did. Yeah,

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00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 3: in the twenties, I'm sure number five. For years someone

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00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 3: thought Prima Donna was pre Madonna, the singer. The person

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00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 3: was starting to behave like Madonna. So they're pre Madonna now,

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00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 3: and then soon they're eventually going to go full Madonna.

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00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 4: I thought that for a while.

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00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: What is it, though, Is it like Da Vinci's Madonna?

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00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 5: Is it actual?

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00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 6: I think in an opera someone's that the pre meat

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00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 6: and the Madonna's the.

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00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 7: Singer.

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00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 4: You're the lead, so you're the star pre Madonna. That's

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00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 4: a total guess. We don't know if that's true.

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00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 6: I'll google it, but I'm pretty sure i'll go with it.

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00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't know what to go with before him.

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00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 4: I love that though.

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00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 3: These are from a survey where people shared the things

1184
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 3: they learned embarrassingly late in their lives. Number four, someone

1185
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 3: didn't realize that white meat and dark meat come from

1186
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 3: the same chicken. There was light skin birds and dark

1187
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 3: skinned birds, and a different shades on the inside.

1188
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that one has dark feathers tastes better.

1189
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 4: Well, this isn't in the middle bird? What do we

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00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 4: do with around me?

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00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,959
Speaker 3: Number three someone said I didn't know pickles were made

1192
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 3: from cucumbers until I was twenty four. Wow, I was

1193
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 3: in the middle of getting my bachelor's degree.

1194
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 2: Oh I hope not, in like any sort of food

1195
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 2: related scientists is an agriculture.

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00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 6: He's like, wait a minute, cucumbers are pickles.

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00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 3: I was with him, though, because the only way I

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00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 3: ever saw pickles was sliced in the pickle chips, and

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Speaker 3: I didn't realize that it came from something else.

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00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 2: I remember as a kid when I realized when it

1201
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 2: clicked like Jeffery's like, can we grow some pickles this

1202
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:29,320
Speaker 2: year in her garden?

1203
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 4: No, momse are cucumbers?

1205
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:33,879
Speaker 1: I hate cucumbers.

1206
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,720
Speaker 3: The number two one person said while watching Game of Thrones,

1207
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 3: I asked my husband when did dragons go extinct again?

1208
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 3: He had to pause the show for that one.

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00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a big talk.

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00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,839
Speaker 3: Valid and the number one fact that somebody didn't learn

1212
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:52,720
Speaker 3: until embarrassingly late in their life. They said, for years,

1213
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 3: I thought Mick Jagger was a McDonald's hamburger from Mick

1214
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 3: Jagger and didn't realize he was.

1215
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 4: The lead singer a big band. Everyone was saying.

1216
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 3: Mick Jagger's so good, and I was like, I've never

1217
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 3: tried one.

1218
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 2: When Maroon five came out with that song, I bet

1219
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 2: they were so confused.

1220
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: He moves like a hamburger.

1221
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 3: They blamed it on the show Grey's Anatomy with McDreamy

1222
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:19,800
Speaker 3: and McSteamy also not food items.

1223
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 4: But I don't know.

1224
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a good stretch, it's a good try.

1225
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 4: But I am hungry for mcste Yeah.

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00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 2: I wonder if Grey's Anatomy had to pay McDonald's for

1227
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 2: those names.

1228
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 3: I got a couple of honorable mentions. This one says,

1229
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 3: just talk to a coworker the other day who didn't

1230
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 3: know his name was Jason until third grade. His initials

1231
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,400
Speaker 3: were JT and his family called him that, so he

1232
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 3: thought that was his name. Yeah. During roll call in class,

1233
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 3: the teacher was asking for Jason, and he just sat there, thinking,

1234
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 3: some suckers late and Jason Smith.

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00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 4: He's like, man, that's.

1236
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 6: So close to me.

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00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, that totally makes sense though, I could see that.

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00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 4: And another honorable mention.

1239
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 3: I always thought that you had to be legally sixteen

1240
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 3: to have coffee, So soon after my sixteenth birthday, I

1241
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 3: went to the nearest coffee shop and I ordered one,

1242
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 3: and I was sweating hoping they wouldn't ask for an

1243
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 3: ID because I didn't have any.

1244
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 4: I'll take two shots of coffee.

1245
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 1: And so confused when all the verisas were the same age.

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00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 4: Drinking your mocha out of a paper bag. Sot.

1247
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 1: Now, dude, that's what I want for my kids, though.

1248
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 1: I want them to think that that is rebellion. Yeah right,

1249
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 1: so then they don't get to the other stuff.

1250
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 4: Just don't want to drink too much and become a

1251
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 4: coffee haul.

1252
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 3: Nine two If you learned anything embarrassingly late in life. Good.

1253
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 3: We promised not to screenshot it and posted on our

1254
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 3: Insta stories at Brooke and Jeffrey for the entire world

1255
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 3: to laugh at.

1256
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 7: She really won.

1257
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 1: I remember learning your blinker turns off on its own.

1258
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: I thought that was amazing. I had no idea, you know,

1259
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: like after you turn the car, then you go back

1260
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 1: and it just turns off. I'm like, wow, wow technology.

1261
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 11: Imagine Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1262
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 3: Brook has been crushing our listeners lately, making him bite

1263
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 3: the dust. Another one does and another one does. How

1264
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 3: many dust biers are you at total?

1265
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 8: Now?

1266
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 7: Brook?

1267
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 20: Are they?

1268
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 4: Are we all the way up to two? Or did

1269
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 4: we make it to three?

1270
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,919
Speaker 1: Two and a half? Count? Are we doing averages here?

1271
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 4: I shouldn't have asked you this question. Well, this was

1272
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 4: a mistake on my part.

1273
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: I haven't been counting, That's why I would need to

1274
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 1: just throw a number in there.

1275
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 3: All I'm saying is that you've been doing decently lately,

1276
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 3: and my mom's a huge fan of yours, so please

1277
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 3: don't disappoint her today. Let's meet your next potential dustbier,

1278
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 3: whose name is Daisy.

1279
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 4: Daisy, Welcome to the show.

1280
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 17: Hey guys.

1281
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 2: Wow, Daisy, I'm just like flustered that Sulu Debo is

1282
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 2: a fan of mine.

1283
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: Do you know who Sulu is?

1284
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 17: Yeah, it's just Mom.

1285
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, obviously, I'm amazed that she knew that.

1286
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 4: Actually, Daisy, you're a true fan she has. Yeah, this

1287
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 4: is gonna make her day. So thank you so much, Daisy.

1288
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 1: We're going to get at least three emails about this one.

1289
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, only three.

1290
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 17: I would expect more from dus mom.

1291
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 2: I mean there will be attached a couple of Jeff's

1292
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 2: dance photos from his childhood to the email, which is

1293
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 2: always a bonus in my world.

1294
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 17: Post them on the Instagram page.

1295
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, Actually I might give your phone number

1296
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 3: directly to my mom after we're done with this, so

1297
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 3: I hope you're cool with that.

1298
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 4: Daisy. Brook's going to leave the studio so we can

1299
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 4: get to the game.

1300
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 11: Here.

1301
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1302
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1303
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 3: you have to beat her outright if.

1304
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 4: You want to win? Are you ready?

1305
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 17: Ready?

1306
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now.

1307
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 3: On this day in the year two thousand, the Olympics

1308
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 3: began in Australia.

1309
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 4: Was it the summer or Winter Games?

1310
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 17: Winter in?

1311
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 4: What game can you draw for and skip someone?

1312
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 11: Oh?

1313
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 17: No?

1314
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 4: What insect is the deadliest to humans? Each year?

1315
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 3: What K pop group released the hit single Dynamite in

1316
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 3: twenty twenty.

1317
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 4: Imagine dragon in toy story? What's the name of Woody's horse?

1318
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 18: Uh?

1319
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 4: What's the Italian word for ice cream?

1320
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 17: Adam?

1321
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 3: Oh, Daisy, you got through a ton of them there.

1322
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 3: That was amazing, well done. Brook's back in the studio here.

1323
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 3: And not only is Daisy lost to you four times before,

1324
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 3: but she has been very busy lately having babies.

1325
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 1: Oh oh girl, I.

1326
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 17: Have two older girls and I just had twin boys

1327
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 17: all days ago?

1328
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 4: How many days ago?

1329
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 17: Twelve girls?

1330
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 8: Oh days?

1331
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 4: Are you doing okay?

1332
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 17: I just don't sleep spive, but I'm good.

1333
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 7: Are you pregnant again?

1334
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1335
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 3: Sorry, mamma needs some rest when this is done, So

1336
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 3: let's go over to brook Brook.

1337
01:00:59,080 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1338
01:00:59,680 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 11: Yes?

1339
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. On this day in the year

1340
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 3: two thousand, the Olympics began in Australia.

1341
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 4: Was it the Summer or Winter Games?

1342
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 1: Summer?

1343
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 4: In what game can you draw four and skip someone?

1344
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 1: Who know?

1345
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 4: What insect is the deadliest to humans each year.

1346
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 1: Mosquitoes, which K.

1347
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 3: Pop group released the hit single Dynamite in twenty.

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Speaker 2: Twenty oh and butter bts in toy story.

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Speaker 4: What's the name of Woodi's horse?

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Speaker 1: Oh pass?

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Speaker 3: What is the Italian word for ice cream?

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Speaker 1: Gelato?

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Speaker 3: Indeed, let's head on over to the scoreboard to see

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Speaker 3: how you both did with Jose.

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Speaker 7: Like my muscles are balls and I'm like flex and

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Speaker 7: I'm like.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Zy, you got three correct today?

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Speaker 1: That is good, dude.

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Speaker 2: Twelve days after I gave birth, I couldn't remember my

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Speaker 2: own name, so she got three.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Brook got five.

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Speaker 17: That's okay. I'll call when I get more sleep.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yes, definitely mean to. Let's go over the answers

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Speaker 4: for everybody.

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Speaker 3: On this day in the year two thousand, the Olympics

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Speaker 3: begin in Australia. It was the Summer Games, which is

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Speaker 3: weird because summer in Australia is December to February.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't think about it, so it's a little.

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Speaker 4: Bit ironic, kind of flipped for them.

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Speaker 3: But the Olympics go by our time, so suck at Australia.

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Speaker 3: The game there you can draw four and skip. Someone

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Speaker 3: would be Uno the deadliest insect to humans every single

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Speaker 3: year are mosquitoes. Scientists estimate mosquitos are responsible for anywhere

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Speaker 3: between seven hundred thousand to a million human deaths per year. Dang,

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Speaker 3: the K pop group that released Dynamite in twenty twenty

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Speaker 3: is bts Woody's horse from Toy Story.

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Speaker 4: His name is bulls Eye. Good remembering that.

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Speaker 3: And the Italian word for ice cream is gelato and daisy.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke today,

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Speaker 4: but the good news is just.

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Speaker 3: For playing you do get two tickets to the Lou

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Speaker 3: Barnes Armoir Collection launch party. Armoire Clothing Rental in Soto's

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Speaker 3: part with Lou Barnes from the Seattle Rain and launched

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Speaker 3: an upcycled collection featuring one of a kind styles made

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Speaker 3: of Lo's game warn gear. You can see the collection

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Speaker 3: in real life and meet Lou on September twenty fifth.

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Speaker 17: That was super cool, awesome, Thank you guys.

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Speaker 2: Oh and by the way, armar is great for post

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Speaker 2: pregnancy and all those sizing changes.

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Speaker 1: That you're going to go through.

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Speaker 17: I always get it after each pregnancy, so I was

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Speaker 17: just no different. Oh, that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 3: The congratulations and you come back play anytime. We're gonna

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Speaker 3: do wind Brooks Bucks at the same time

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Speaker 11: Tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,