Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a Monday. It's been an incredible Monday. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: Trump's appointments. Apparently Mitch McConnell, a bunch of people in
Speaker 1: DC are mad about them. We'll do some illegal immigration talk,
Speaker 1: some emails, and then we'll check out it here until tomorrow.
Speaker 1: How's that sound. Let's start here because here's a headline
Speaker 1: from Life Zet Mitch McConnell reportedly plodding to derailed Trump
Speaker 1: cabinet appointments. Just remember remember that talk we just have
Speaker 1: last hour about all the money in the defense industry
Speaker 1: and military stuff. Well, that goes way beyond just military stuff.
Speaker 1: There's so much money in power or invested in the
Speaker 1: status quo, so much money and power. I've compared our
Speaker 1: government to a criminal organization before, because that's exactly what
Speaker 1: it is. But maybe I should, Maybe I should put
Speaker 1: it this way. Picture a huge corporate campus that's amazing. Nike.
Speaker 1: I've never actually been to Nike's campus. I've been close
Speaker 1: to it, But have you ever heard about Nike's campus
Speaker 1: in Oregon? It's famous. Apparently it has waterfalls and restaurants
Speaker 1: and gyms. It's heaven on earth. Really, it's this amazing campus.
Speaker 1: So picture this. You have this huge Nike campus in Oregon.
Speaker 1: What if I took over Nike, and I took over
Speaker 1: the campus, and then I invited you? You me, maybe
Speaker 1: we'd invite Jewish producer Chris. Probably not, but you want
Speaker 1: to stand all of us, we would all that's where
Speaker 1: we go to work. Only we weren't really worried about
Speaker 1: shoes and shirts. We went to live it up. We
Speaker 1: had access to the Nike credit cards, and we're out
Speaker 1: there buying lear jets and ping pong tables, maybe some
Speaker 1: hamsters for our hamster fights, but we won't get into that.
Speaker 1: Right now, we are eating for free in the restaurant.
Speaker 1: We are living it up. And let's say this goes
Speaker 1: on for a few years. You me, it's partying Nike woo,
Speaker 1: it's our place. And then you find out one day
Speaker 1: Nike is about to be under new management. That would
Speaker 1: be a bit of a bummer, right the party's about
Speaker 1: to end. I've got my Nike credit card? Am I
Speaker 1: going to lose that? Every time you hear one of
Speaker 1: these establishment types, whether it's Republican or Democrat, and they
Speaker 1: bring up the absolute terror they have and these new
Speaker 1: appointments Trump is bringing in that is exactly what you're
Speaker 1: listening to. You're listening to the guy who took over Nike.
Speaker 1: He's been abusing the company credit card and the restaurant
Speaker 1: and the hot tub, and now there's a new CEO
Speaker 1: coming in and he's terrified. This is Max Miller of Ohio.
Speaker 1: Listen to this loser.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at him as a member of Congress.
Speaker 1: In the job he's talking about, Matt Gats.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at him as a member of Congress in
Speaker 2: the job that he has done here, and it has
Speaker 2: been a port I'm not the only one who thinks
Speaker 2: this way. I just say the quiet part out loud,
Speaker 2: and I wish other of my colleagues would have the
Speaker 2: same courage to do so. But him, as a member
Speaker 2: of Congress, should not be the most powerful law enforcement
Speaker 2: individual in our country. And everyone knows it, and he's
Speaker 2: not going to get confirmed. And so this is solely
Speaker 2: based off of his job as a member of Congress
Speaker 2: within this body that has caused more harm, made us
Speaker 2: spend more money, has put us in more paralyzation than
Speaker 2: any other member.
Speaker 1: Okay, Kim Jeffries was talking about Tulsei Gabbard. Remember Tulsa
Speaker 1: Gabbard's going to take over DNI. She's a Russian asset leader, Jeffers,
Speaker 1: you're not willing to say she's a Russian asset.
Speaker 2: No, that's not how I would characterize her at that
Speaker 2: this particular juncture.
Speaker 3: But I'm open to scrutinizing whatever information is presented to
Speaker 3: all of us.
Speaker 1: Elisa Alissa Slotkin of Michigan, listen to this one. This
Speaker 1: is about Pete Hegseeth.
Speaker 4: Heg Seth has also said that any general that was
Speaker 4: involved in any of the DEI woke crap has got
Speaker 4: to go. Do you expect Donald Trump to fire top
Speaker 4: generals who he considers woke?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don't think you have to interpret anything. I think
Speaker 5: they've been very clear that they're putting together some sort
Speaker 5: of panel that's going to look at generals, people who
Speaker 5: have served their nation their entire lives over multiple administrations,
Speaker 5: Democrat and Republican in combat. They are now openly talking
Speaker 5: about dismissing them like some sort of kangaroo court. You
Speaker 5: can imagine the stress in the Pentagon about that, but
Speaker 5: also in the future of who we are as a
Speaker 5: military right, our military and and the role of the
Speaker 5: military is in the Constitution for a reason. And I
Speaker 5: think we're really at risk of politicizing the military in
Speaker 5: a way that we can't put the genie.
Speaker 1: Back in the bottle. Here's this is a lady going
Speaker 1: back and forth with them on Meet the Press talking
Speaker 1: about rf Let's not forget we had a nominee for
Speaker 1: HHS secretary in this administration who had never dealt with
Speaker 1: healthcare before being nominated. So I think that the notion
Speaker 1: there I'm not look, I'm not here to defend.
Speaker 6: He was the attorney general for the state of California.
Speaker 2: This is a little bit of.
Speaker 1: A showing healthcare companies but not anything to do.
Speaker 4: With health.
Speaker 1: They're all, look, I could I could sit and play
Speaker 1: you an hour of various arguments and freak outs about
Speaker 1: this guy, that guy, hag Seth Gates whatever. Mitch McConnell
Speaker 1: understand that the business the way it is, the criminal
Speaker 1: enterprise operating the way it is, it keeps people in power,
Speaker 1: It lines people's pockets, and the opposition to any kind
Speaker 1: of change is equal to if they're trying to take
Speaker 1: back Nike from you and me. Remember that, that's why
Speaker 1: these people freak out. He's not even qualified. He's this
Speaker 1: guy might take over the FBI. He said bad things
Speaker 1: about the FBI, the DJ That's what all this is about, Jesse.
Speaker 1: Let's do some emails. Imagine Commie ambassadors living and working
Speaker 1: on real cowboys, Indians and ranch hands and Walmart workers.
Speaker 1: He's saying, we need to relocate the UN to various
Speaker 1: parts other parts of the country. Okay, well, let's set
Speaker 1: aside the UN for a moment. I have argue. Oh,
Speaker 1: I just hit the microphone. I hope that didn't come across.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Chris, it did it did? What if I
Speaker 1: do this? Chris? Did that come across? What? What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Stop it? It's bad for the microphone? Touching
Speaker 1: the microphones bad for the microphone? What kind of what
Speaker 1: kind of mate? It's a delicate delicate what now a diaphragm, Chris,
Speaker 1: It's not a person. It's a microphone. I don't even
Speaker 1: think it has a diaphragm. That's one. Two. What kind
Speaker 1: of made in China piece of crap is going to
Speaker 1: go bad if I tap the microphone? It doesn't have
Speaker 1: a diaphragm either. I think I think I know music, Chris,
Speaker 1: I think I know anyway. So that was about the
Speaker 1: un But one of the main problems, one of the
Speaker 1: main problems Democrats have in this country is simply geographical.
Speaker 1: Meaning we've been talking a lot about how they've siloed themselves,
Speaker 1: they've isolated themselves, but it is really really obvious when
Speaker 1: you talk to them, or even when you just look
Speaker 1: at a map, they have isolated themselves physically. So not
Speaker 1: only do they not live, work, and worship amongst most
Speaker 1: of the country because they're all in the coasts. They're
Speaker 1: all in New York, California, they're all in the coast, Oregon, Seattle,
Speaker 1: they're all on the coasts. So all that all the
Speaker 1: rest of the country, they don't work those people that
Speaker 1: don't know those people because they don't know them, they
Speaker 1: can't relate to them, and they have nothing but disdain
Speaker 1: for them. Even if you wanted to keep a lot
Speaker 1: of the same crappy Democrat policies in place, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: use the language they use if you weren't so completely isolated.
Speaker 1: I'll bring it back to what that William Shatner clip
Speaker 1: I played for you when he was on Bill Maher earlier.
Speaker 1: Listen to that, Listen to this guy, dude, Inflation's fixed.
Speaker 5: I don't understand why the Democrats lost.
Speaker 4: I well, people will be writing books about it for years,
Speaker 4: many reasons. Part of it was, you know, just Biden
Speaker 4: should not have stayed on so long.
Speaker 7: That I understand.
Speaker 1: But inflation prices have come down, prices, just that alone.
Speaker 1: Inflation prices have come down bill worth one hundred million
Speaker 1: dollars when eggs double in price. It doesn't change your
Speaker 1: shopping habits at all. If an airline ticket to go
Speaker 1: see your mom goes from being four hundred dollars to
Speaker 1: nine hundred dollars, it doesn't affect you in even the
Speaker 1: tiniest way. In fact, you probably won't even know it,
Speaker 1: probably don't even realize it. Probably have a personal assistant.
Speaker 1: And it's not that you need to be poor to
Speaker 1: understand what normal people go through, but you have to
Speaker 1: be around them. You have to talk to them, you
Speaker 1: have to work with them. And if you don't, if
Speaker 1: you isolate yourself in these fancy coastal cities, then you
Speaker 1: find yourself telling people that why are you complaining about inflation.
Speaker 1: It's gone down. Who says that to someone When someone
Speaker 1: comes up to you and says, uh, I'm sad my
Speaker 1: dog died, Well you have another dog. You don't say
Speaker 1: that when a normal person, when people are crying out,
Speaker 1: when they're saying I can't afford to live, I can't
Speaker 1: afford this. Inflation's killing me. You can respond in a
Speaker 1: million different ways, but the one way you most definitely
Speaker 1: cannot respond is oh, no, it's not Oh that's your imagination. Ah.
Speaker 1: I already looked at the numbers. The economy's fine. But
Speaker 1: if you isolate yourself geographically and you don't walk the
Speaker 1: streets of rural America, that's exactly how you talk. It's
Speaker 1: exactly how you talk. Anyway, we're going to talk about
Speaker 1: this illegal immigration story after I do a couple emails,
Speaker 1: because the illegal immigration story is going to make me upset,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to yell before we get to that.
Speaker 1: I want to get to your dog. Fred's been having
Speaker 1: a tough time lately. I'll be honest with you. It's
Speaker 1: been really tough. Not physically because Fred gets rough greens
Speaker 1: with every meal. But see James, my oldest driver's license
Speaker 1: now and now he has a car, and now he'll
Speaker 1: just go get in his car and leave. And this
Speaker 1: change is not okay with Fred. He his anxiety problems
Speaker 1: go through the roof. He ends up staring out the window.
Speaker 1: He doesn't understand why did James leave. I'm not with him,
Speaker 1: and so we have to spend most of our free
Speaker 1: time comforting the dog, who should be an aid to us,
Speaker 1: but he's not. And we still want him to live
Speaker 1: a really long time because he's part of the family.
Speaker 1: And that's why we sprinkle rough Greens on his food
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Speaker 1: Slash Jesse. We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It's
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Speaker 1: Lake and Riley trial thing in a moment. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do a couple of emails f us, so I don't
Speaker 1: blow a gasket here, Jesse. I know how you rail
Speaker 1: against Turkey this time of year, and I agree Turkey's gross. However,
Speaker 1: it can be dressed up to be edible for better
Speaker 1: or worse, Turkey as a tradition, and we can't be
Speaker 1: like the communists who wish to destroy them all. Do
Speaker 1: you think Chris wants to eat matza for Passover? That
Speaker 1: crap is like cardboard? Chris? Is matza gross? Is this
Speaker 1: the cracker? I thought it was Dowier or something. It's
Speaker 1: not doe. It's cooked. Is it really gross? It's bland?
Speaker 1: Very very Are you people allowed to add salt or
Speaker 1: pepper or something to it or something? Honey? Honey's gotta
Speaker 1: be kosher. You people have to be able to eat honey.
Speaker 1: Maybe some honey honey on the crackers, legit, Chris. My
Speaker 1: mom used to give me saltine crackers and I'd put
Speaker 1: a little butter on them. When I was a kid,
Speaker 1: that's good. Oh, it's good. Don't don't thumb your nose.
Speaker 1: Did you just thumb your nose at Butter? Excuse me, sir,
Speaker 1: excuse me, Jesse. Why hasn't there been a boycott on
Speaker 1: all Hollywood like bud Light?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Okay, the bud light thing was very, very good, but
Speaker 1: we have to understand. Well, let's pause on this. I'll
Speaker 1: come back to it because it's gonna explain what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. You know how I used to tell people
Speaker 1: whenever it would come up, I would tell people, Hey,
Speaker 1: you are far far ahead. You the hyper informed. You're
Speaker 1: far ahead of the masses. You know the problems, you
Speaker 1: know who's responsible, you know what needs to be done.
Speaker 1: You're way way ahead of the masses. And you're not
Speaker 1: going to get any kind of real, real power behind
Speaker 1: your movement until the masses show up. Until they catch up.
Speaker 1: The masses are where the power is. There can't be
Speaker 1: five of us leading a revolution, right. It takes a lot.
Speaker 1: You need the masses to catch up. I've had people
Speaker 1: email the show and don't ever do this, but they'll say, hey,
Speaker 1: what if we stop paying taxes? One that's illegal. Keep
Speaker 1: paying your taxes, that don't want you to go to prison.
Speaker 1: But two, congratulations, that's a great strategy. Like ten of
Speaker 1: us would participate and then we'd all go to jail
Speaker 1: and no one else would. Yes, that would work if
Speaker 1: the masses showed up. But the masses aren't there. They're
Speaker 1: way behind us. They're not going to show up. Therefore
Speaker 1: it doesn't have any power behind it. Now back to this.
Speaker 1: Why did the bud light thing work so well? And
Speaker 1: I'm glad it did because it really put a lot
Speaker 1: of the corporate world on notice. It showed up so
Speaker 1: well well because for a few different reasons, the masses
Speaker 1: were right there with us. Now, one of the main
Speaker 1: reasons is the tranny stuff. As I have explained many
Speaker 1: times before, I know this has become part of the
Speaker 1: Democrat religion, and so I don't know that they'll be
Speaker 1: able to dump it try as they may. But everything
Speaker 1: else aside. It's one of the dumbest political moves I've
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life to embrace that because it's
Speaker 1: too far for most people. It's too far, and so
Speaker 1: bud Light. They of course make the critical mistake that
Speaker 1: companies make all over the world. They hired a bunch
Speaker 1: of Commi women and the Kami women stepped in and
Speaker 1: they took this American brand and they said, you know,
Speaker 1: you know it would be amazing. Let's get this dude
Speaker 1: who pretends to be a woman and dress him up
Speaker 1: and address and have him advertised bud Light. Well that's
Speaker 1: the kind of thing. It grosses out really about everybody. Everybody,
Speaker 1: and not only this. Think of the balance of it.
Speaker 1: Think how many people were thrilled about it. What five
Speaker 1: A couple of tranny activists may have been thrilled, But
Speaker 1: you grossed out millions, and you didn't balance that with
Speaker 1: thrilling millions. You didn't thrill anybody. So it was just
Speaker 1: completely stupid. But another thing that made it easy another
Speaker 1: or i should say another thing that made that so effective,
Speaker 1: is it was easy to do something about it. Easy
Speaker 1: to do something about it, meaning, well, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of beer. There's local beers, there's other national beers. There's
Speaker 1: all kinds of different kinds of beer. I know, because
Speaker 1: of my youth, I used to drink all of it.
Speaker 1: There's all kinds of beer out there. You don't have
Speaker 1: to buy bud Light. And if you're a dude, especially
Speaker 1: peer pressure from your boys, It is very, very effective,
Speaker 1: and it matters. I watched it happen at multiple neighborhood
Speaker 1: get togethers and football games and parties. After this happened,
Speaker 1: I watched bud light be a punchline. God forbid. If
Speaker 1: someone walked in with it, we would just get ridden
Speaker 1: into the ground. But even guys who didn't, they'd get ridden.
Speaker 1: If they showed up without it, we'd all say, surprise,
Speaker 1: you didn't bring bud light. Ha ha ha. You seem
Speaker 1: like a bud light guy. And this is just for
Speaker 1: non political people too. It became a oh gosh, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be caught bringing bud light. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be thought of as one of those. And
Speaker 1: since it was so easy to change, bud Light suffered
Speaker 1: and still suffers to this day. Why hasn't Hollywood suffered? Well, one,
Speaker 1: they are suffering. You don't see it because the books
Speaker 1: in Hollywood don't often get exposed and people don't track them.
Speaker 1: But Hollywood is suffering badly. They haven't suffered as badly
Speaker 1: because it's easy for me to pick a different beer.
Speaker 1: I still want to take my families to a movie,
Speaker 1: and we haven't had many options. Now our options are
Speaker 1: growing there, but we haven't had many options. We don't
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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Remember
Speaker 1: you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about something. I'm going to try not to
Speaker 1: get mad because I'm going to go on and make
Speaker 1: fun of Nancy Pelosi. And we're going to talk about
Speaker 1: the CNN report about how long you should sit on
Speaker 1: the toilet. But let's just get this done. Lake and Riley.
Speaker 1: You remember the Linke and Riley story, that beautiful young
Speaker 1: lady who was murdered by this illegal piece of trash,
Speaker 1: and it was not a great death. I'll put it
Speaker 1: to you that way. I have been following the trial
Speaker 1: and that young lady suffered at the hands of this barbarian.
Speaker 1: He hunted her down like an animal, like the animal
Speaker 1: he is, and he killed her. And when you hear that,
Speaker 1: this is Boston's Mayor Michelle Wu. I want you to
Speaker 1: listen to what she says, because then we're going to
Speaker 1: talk about these people and what they've done.
Speaker 5: What will Boston's response be if these mass deportations take place.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Look, elections have consequences, and the federal government is
Speaker 6: responsible for a certain set of actions and cities. No
Speaker 6: individual city can reverse or override some parts of that.
Speaker 6: But what we can do is make sure that we
Speaker 6: are doing our part to protect our residents in every
Speaker 6: possible way, that we are not cooperating with those efforts
Speaker 6: that actually threaten the safety of everyone by causing widespread
Speaker 6: fear and having large scale economic impact.
Speaker 1: If you vote for Democrats, that's who you vote for.
Speaker 1: You vote for the people who brought this monster into
Speaker 1: the country on purpose with your mind. How did you get.
Speaker 7: To Athens Eco Moon? You gotta in New York?
Speaker 1: This is from jose Eborro's trial. I want you to
Speaker 1: listen to this.
Speaker 7: Listen how did you get to Athens Eco Moon? You
Speaker 7: gotta ath? In New York? We ask in Manhattan and
Speaker 7: Hotel Roofi Brucevelle Brucevelle in Manhattan. In Manhattan, we requested
Speaker 7: for humanitarian fly to come here to Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Humanitarian flight. Listen to what Tom Holman said to this
Speaker 1: was preventable.
Speaker 3: This administration came in and unsecured the most the most
Speaker 3: secure border we have on purpose. This person was not
Speaker 3: only released into the United States, he was giving a
Speaker 3: free airline ticket to the city of his choice. He
Speaker 3: was giving free lodging, he was getting free food. Right now,
Speaker 3: his attorney's being paid by the United States taxpayers. They
Speaker 3: didn't have to do this. We had the most secure
Speaker 3: border in my lifetime. When President Trump had illig immigration.
Speaker 1: Don ninety Democrats flew that monster into the country on
Speaker 1: your dime, on purpose, and then they flew him to
Speaker 1: Atlanta where he massacred that young lady. And don't you
Speaker 1: dare wash your hands of that. If you're one of
Speaker 1: the communists who listens to this show, that's what you support.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's not what you want to support. Maybe you've
Speaker 1: lied to yourself and said, well, it's just one or two.
Speaker 1: It's not one or two. I could do entire shows
Speaker 1: on the American families who have been massacred, raped, assault
Speaker 1: by the monsters Democrat. Let Democrats let into this country
Speaker 1: on purpose. And if you vote Democrat, if you support Democrats,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what you support. That's exactly who you are.
Speaker 1: Democrats let that person into the country on purpose, and
Speaker 1: in fact, they flew him around the country with our money,
Speaker 1: and they flew him down to Georgia where he took
Speaker 1: that young lady's life. And so it's made a lot
Speaker 1: of news today that Trump confirms that he's planning to
Speaker 1: declare a national emergency and probably use the United States
Speaker 1: military to initiate mass deportations. Just remember these stories when
Speaker 1: that happens, because when that happens, the media is going
Speaker 1: to go crazy, and they're going to play every sobbing
Speaker 1: child and talk about this before. They're going to play
Speaker 1: on your emotions. They're going to play on your discomfort,
Speaker 1: and they're going to act as if something terrible is
Speaker 1: happening under Trump. Something deeply, deeply evil happened with the
Speaker 1: Biden administration and what they did with that border in
Speaker 1: this country, and it's going to take drastic steps to
Speaker 1: reverse it. Entire nations emptied their prisons onto our soil.
Speaker 1: And the monsters that we flew in, You and I,
Speaker 1: You and I paid for those plane tickets. The monsters
Speaker 1: they flew in then prayed on our women and children
Speaker 1: in this country prayed on them, and Democrats did it
Speaker 1: on purpose. And Democrats to this day in this country,
Speaker 1: from pritzkerg to this witch Mayor of Boston Michelle Woo
Speaker 1: to Gavin Newsom are still running to the news every
Speaker 1: chance they get, announcing their intention to stop the removal
Speaker 1: of these savages. If you vote Democrat, that's who you are.
Speaker 1: Don't wash your hands of it. That's who you are.
Speaker 1: If that's what you're fine with, then that's what you're
Speaker 1: fine with. But that's what you've done. If you voted Democrat,
Speaker 1: you did this. If you voted for Joe Biden, you
Speaker 1: did this. If you voted for Kamala Harris, you try
Speaker 1: to do it again, you try to do more of it.
Speaker 1: Don't wash your hands of it. You own that young
Speaker 1: lady's death now. And that brings me to people like
Speaker 1: Mike Johnson again. Do we have to talk about negotiations
Speaker 1: again and negotiating positions? Can we not go on the
Speaker 1: news and say things like this to solve this problem.
Speaker 2: We do need work visas, We need to encourage legal
Speaker 2: immigration and these work propose.
Speaker 1: No, we don't. We have plenty of legal immigrants here.
Speaker 1: In fact, we have way too many as well. No
Speaker 1: we don't. Can we please stop with this pathetic line
Speaker 1: of well, I mean we need a lot more legal immigration.
Speaker 1: No we don't. We have tons of Americans and guess what,
Speaker 1: the Americans are out of work. We've been wiped out
Speaker 1: job wise. No we don't. We need deportations. That's what
Speaker 1: we need, lots of them. Yeah, freaking stand these people.
Speaker 1: You know what, let's talk about sitting on the toilet.
Speaker 1: CNN says not to sit on the toilet for more
Speaker 1: than ten minutes. That's what doctors are warning, not to
Speaker 1: sit on the toilet for more than ten minutes. I
Speaker 1: will just say how long your bathroom breaks are. It's
Speaker 1: up to you. But when you have kids, that can
Speaker 1: be the only piece and quiet you'll ever have in
Speaker 1: your life. So don't tell me I only have ten minutes.
Speaker 1: I may go in there. You may not see me
Speaker 1: again that night. You may never see me again. Oracle,
Speaker 1: last Friday, you were talking about gladiators in their weapons.
Speaker 1: So I have a nerdy question about sci fi weapons, namely,
Speaker 1: which is a cooler melee weapon, the lightsaber from Star
Speaker 1: Wars or the chain sword from the Warhammer forty K game.
Speaker 1: He said the latter is exactly what you think a
Speaker 1: chainsaw sword. Personally, I'm partial to it. His name is Brian.
Speaker 1: All Right, I'm gonna go ahead and say it, and
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna make fun of me for being
Speaker 1: award hold. I've had safety concerns about the lightsaber for
Speaker 1: a long time. Listen to me, Chris. It's got to
Speaker 1: just be a push button. I've looked at those lightsabers.
Speaker 1: I've seen not all the Star Wars movies, but I've
Speaker 1: seen enough of them. It's not as if there's some
Speaker 1: locking system on there. You press a button and there's shoo.
Speaker 1: That's a sound it makes. This thing comes out that
Speaker 1: cuts everything. What Chris? What Chris said? There's no safety
Speaker 1: on a glock either. You have the trigger pool that
Speaker 1: counts as safety on a glock. Chris. You know the
Speaker 1: only safety I need is right here, Chris. It's my
Speaker 1: index finger. That's the only safety I need. No, No,
Speaker 1: a lightsaber is always just dangling around on your on
Speaker 1: your hip. What if you fat finger the button or
Speaker 1: something like that, You're dead or the waitress is dead
Speaker 1: beside you. Jown up. You can't go back to this, Ihop.
Speaker 1: I have had huge concerns about the lightsaber when it
Speaker 1: comes to safety for the longest time, and I have
Speaker 1: never seen a good hand guard. You know. You can't
Speaker 1: have just a handle and then a lightsaber on it.
Speaker 1: That's how you lose a finger. There's a reason all
Speaker 1: the old swords had some kind of a guard to
Speaker 1: guard your fingers on there. So I'm not really familiar
Speaker 1: with the chainsaw sword, but that's what I want, just
Speaker 1: purely for safety reasons. Let's talk about Nancy Pelosi in
Speaker 1: headlines Hang on. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Of course, it's been
Speaker 1: an amazing money if you miss any part of the
Speaker 1: show down theread the whole thing on iHeart on Spotify
Speaker 1: on iTunes. Jewish producer Chris is hilariously trying to get
Speaker 1: my gove x login info from me so he can
Speaker 1: receive the same discounts. But the answer Chris is no,
Speaker 1: it would be disrespectful to those to those who served. Chris. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I will tell you what I will do, though, I'll
Speaker 1: let you know about everything I get discounts on, so
Speaker 1: you could what so you can live through me? So
Speaker 1: you can. I'm just helping you, Chris. I want you
Speaker 1: to know what, Look, Corey, Corey'll tell you too, Corey,
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Speaker 1: you as well. We're just here to help Chris. Democrats
Speaker 1: are anger with Nancy Pelosi again. Remember that talk we
Speaker 1: had way, way way at the beginning of the show
Speaker 1: about power and about how all of history is this
Speaker 1: lesson of being careful what you do with power, because
Speaker 1: eventually you're probably gonna lose it, and if you're not
Speaker 1: careful with it, you're definitely going to lose it. It's
Speaker 1: just the lesson is there over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: And yet human beings, whenever they get it, they operate
Speaker 1: as if they will always have it. It is in
Speaker 1: our nature and it is in all of our nature.
Speaker 1: I should point out Nancy Pelosi for the longest time,
Speaker 1: she swung a big carried a big stick in the
Speaker 1: House of Representatives. And remember back to the Senate leadership fight.
Speaker 1: Remember why it's obviously not her winning personality. Why did
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi have so much power for so long? Because
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi was a fundraising juggernaut. She just had the
Speaker 1: ability to raise huge portion, huge quantities of money, and
Speaker 1: then she would dole that money out to various people
Speaker 1: in the House, people running for the House. And so
Speaker 1: she eventually filled up the House of Representatives with a
Speaker 1: bunch of Democrats who owed her, They owed her favors,
Speaker 1: they owed her her vote, and so she kept getting
Speaker 1: to be Speaker of the House, and she kept being
Speaker 1: the most powerful woman in DC for the longest time.
Speaker 1: And Nancy Pelosi ruled her party with an iron fist.
Speaker 1: She did very, very look, she did well with it
Speaker 1: when they had to have the votes on something. It
Speaker 1: wasn't everything, but when they absolutely positively had to have
Speaker 1: the votes on something. I mean, honestly, Barack Obama better
Speaker 1: have Nancy Pelosi on his Christmas card list for the
Speaker 1: rest of his life, because without Nancy Pelosi there banging
Speaker 1: heads together, Obamacare never gets through the House of Representatives.
Speaker 1: It doesn't happen. Nancy Pelosi twisted every arm, broke every rule,
Speaker 1: did everything she had to do to ensure that his
Speaker 1: signature piece of legislation got through. Except Pelosi got old.
Speaker 1: Didn't want to bounce around the country raising money anymore.
Speaker 1: Just wanted it to be her and Paul and whatever
Speaker 1: companion Paul has over and a couple bottles of vodka.
Speaker 1: And that's all Grandma Vodka really wanted out of life.
Speaker 1: And so she gave it up, and she handed over
Speaker 1: the reins of power to Hakeem Jeffries. Only it's really
Speaker 1: hard for these powerful people to not be important anymore.
Speaker 1: There are forty three, four hundred and thirty five members
Speaker 1: of the United States House of Representatives. You are a
Speaker 1: political person. You're the hyper informed. As I say, Let
Speaker 1: me ask you, how many do you think you could
Speaker 1: name off the top of your head right now? Chris Corey?
Speaker 4: Eight?
Speaker 1: Chris Cheese? Chris, do you even listen when we do
Speaker 1: the show? Are you what?
Speaker 4: Eight?
Speaker 1: Gosh, Chris Corey, Corey, how many do you think you
Speaker 1: could name? You know what? I'm sorry I even asked
Speaker 1: these two. Let me just focus on you and me
Speaker 1: for now. You two are out. You two are obviously out.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you do when I talk
Speaker 1: all day long. I bet I could name thirty or forty.
Speaker 1: I bet I could probably name thirty or forty. And
Speaker 1: that's ten percent. Think about that. Wait a minute, No,
Speaker 1: that's not ten percent, but it's twenty twenty five. I
Speaker 1: can't name the majority of the House of Representatives. Just
Speaker 1: because you're in the House doesn't mean you become a celebrity.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean you become a national name. Everybody in
Speaker 1: the United States of America knows who Nancy Pelosi is.
Speaker 1: That's real power, real fame. And now she's not the
Speaker 1: Speaker of the House anymore. Here's a headline from town Hall.
Speaker 1: Democrats to Pelosi, sit down and shut up, and apparently
Speaker 1: they went to Axios. Various members spoke to Axios anonymously
Speaker 1: about how they felt about Nancy Pelosi's media blitz. They
Speaker 1: felt it was disrespectful to House my minority leader Hakeem Jeffries,
Speaker 1: and frankly that California liberals should sit down and shut up.
Speaker 1: That's what they said. According to Axios, she can't do it.
Speaker 1: They can't let go of the power. They can't do it.
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Speaker 1: get to reports that Kamala Harris paid one million dollars
Speaker 1: to or for Oprah town Hall or false. It turns
Speaker 1: out she spent two point five million dollars it was
Speaker 1: the FAKEUS campaign I've ever seen in my life. Politics
Speaker 1: is such a fake thing anyway, and yet Dome somehow
Speaker 1: managed to outfake every other faker who's ever faked it.
Speaker 1: It's astounding. Haitian migrants fleeing Springfield, Oh High after the
Speaker 1: Trump victory. That is great news for the people of Springfield.
Speaker 1: Maybe not great news if they have a pet smart
Speaker 1: over eight hundred IRS employees oh millions in back taxes
Speaker 1: after audits are pushed by Ernst. Eight hundred IRS employees
Speaker 1: owe millions in taxes. These people get into these government
Speaker 1: jobs and it's just a license to steal, a license
Speaker 1: to break the law. It is amazing. And Chris asked how, Chris,
Speaker 1: I don't think you want to know how many government
Speaker 1: employees make six figures. I really don't think you want
Speaker 1: to know how common that is. It's amazingly common. Governor JB.
Speaker 1: Pritzker pushes a radical transgender agenda in response to Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's election. Some Democrats have learned, some have not. That's
Speaker 1: hope none of them learn. Michigan Democrats look to remove
Speaker 1: competence exam requirement to become a social worker. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: the requirements to become a social worker. Were very clearly
Speaker 1: so strict before. Anyway, you can email the show Jesse
Speaker 1: at jessekellyshow dot com, leave us a voicemail eight seven
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Speaker 1: it again tomorrow. That's all