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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: a Monday. It's been an incredible Monday. We'll talk about

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Speaker 1: Trump's appointments. Apparently Mitch McConnell, a bunch of people in

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Speaker 1: DC are mad about them. We'll do some illegal immigration talk,

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Speaker 1: some emails, and then we'll check out it here until tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: How's that sound. Let's start here because here's a headline

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Speaker 1: from Life Zet Mitch McConnell reportedly plodding to derailed Trump

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Speaker 1: cabinet appointments. Just remember remember that talk we just have

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Speaker 1: last hour about all the money in the defense industry

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Speaker 1: and military stuff. Well, that goes way beyond just military stuff.

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Speaker 1: There's so much money in power or invested in the

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Speaker 1: status quo, so much money and power. I've compared our

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Speaker 1: government to a criminal organization before, because that's exactly what

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Speaker 1: it is. But maybe I should, Maybe I should put

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Speaker 1: it this way. Picture a huge corporate campus that's amazing. Nike.

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Speaker 1: I've never actually been to Nike's campus. I've been close

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Speaker 1: to it, But have you ever heard about Nike's campus

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Speaker 1: in Oregon? It's famous. Apparently it has waterfalls and restaurants

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Speaker 1: and gyms. It's heaven on earth. Really, it's this amazing campus.

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Speaker 1: So picture this. You have this huge Nike campus in Oregon.

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Speaker 1: What if I took over Nike, and I took over

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Speaker 1: the campus, and then I invited you? You me, maybe

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Speaker 1: we'd invite Jewish producer Chris. Probably not, but you want

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Speaker 1: to stand all of us, we would all that's where

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Speaker 1: we go to work. Only we weren't really worried about

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Speaker 1: shoes and shirts. We went to live it up. We

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Speaker 1: had access to the Nike credit cards, and we're out

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Speaker 1: there buying lear jets and ping pong tables, maybe some

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Speaker 1: hamsters for our hamster fights, but we won't get into that.

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Speaker 1: Right now, we are eating for free in the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: We are living it up. And let's say this goes

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Speaker 1: on for a few years. You me, it's partying Nike woo,

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Speaker 1: it's our place. And then you find out one day

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Speaker 1: Nike is about to be under new management. That would

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Speaker 1: be a bit of a bummer, right the party's about

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Speaker 1: to end. I've got my Nike credit card? Am I

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Speaker 1: going to lose that? Every time you hear one of

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Speaker 1: these establishment types, whether it's Republican or Democrat, and they

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Speaker 1: bring up the absolute terror they have and these new

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Speaker 1: appointments Trump is bringing in that is exactly what you're

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Speaker 1: listening to. You're listening to the guy who took over Nike.

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Speaker 1: He's been abusing the company credit card and the restaurant

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Speaker 1: and the hot tub, and now there's a new CEO

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Speaker 1: coming in and he's terrified. This is Max Miller of Ohio.

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Speaker 1: Listen to this loser.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at him as a member of Congress.

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Speaker 1: In the job he's talking about, Matt Gats.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at him as a member of Congress in

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Speaker 2: the job that he has done here, and it has

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Speaker 2: been a port I'm not the only one who thinks

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Speaker 2: this way. I just say the quiet part out loud,

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Speaker 2: and I wish other of my colleagues would have the

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Speaker 2: same courage to do so. But him, as a member

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Speaker 2: of Congress, should not be the most powerful law enforcement

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Speaker 2: individual in our country. And everyone knows it, and he's

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Speaker 2: not going to get confirmed. And so this is solely

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Speaker 2: based off of his job as a member of Congress

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Speaker 2: within this body that has caused more harm, made us

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Speaker 2: spend more money, has put us in more paralyzation than

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Speaker 2: any other member.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Kim Jeffries was talking about Tulsei Gabbard. Remember Tulsa

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Speaker 1: Gabbard's going to take over DNI. She's a Russian asset leader, Jeffers,

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Speaker 1: you're not willing to say she's a Russian asset.

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Speaker 2: No, that's not how I would characterize her at that

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Speaker 2: this particular juncture.

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Speaker 3: But I'm open to scrutinizing whatever information is presented to

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Speaker 3: all of us.

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Speaker 1: Elisa Alissa Slotkin of Michigan, listen to this one. This

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Speaker 1: is about Pete Hegseeth.

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Speaker 4: Heg Seth has also said that any general that was

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Speaker 4: involved in any of the DEI woke crap has got

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Speaker 4: to go. Do you expect Donald Trump to fire top

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Speaker 4: generals who he considers woke?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I don't think you have to interpret anything. I think

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Speaker 5: they've been very clear that they're putting together some sort

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Speaker 5: Democrat and Republican in combat. They are now openly talking

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Speaker 1: Back in the bottle. Here's this is a lady going

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Speaker 1: back and forth with them on Meet the Press talking

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Speaker 1: about rf Let's not forget we had a nominee for

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Speaker 1: HHS secretary in this administration who had never dealt with

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Speaker 1: there I'm not look, I'm not here to defend.

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Speaker 6: He was the attorney general for the state of California.

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Speaker 2: This is a little bit of.

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Speaker 1: A showing healthcare companies but not anything to do.

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Speaker 4: With health.

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Speaker 1: They're all, look, I could I could sit and play

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Speaker 1: you an hour of various arguments and freak outs about

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Speaker 1: this guy, that guy, hag Seth Gates whatever. Mitch McConnell

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Speaker 1: understand that the business the way it is, the criminal

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Speaker 1: enterprise operating the way it is, it keeps people in power,

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Speaker 1: It lines people's pockets, and the opposition to any kind

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Speaker 1: of change is equal to if they're trying to take

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Speaker 1: back Nike from you and me. Remember that, that's why

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Speaker 1: these people freak out. He's not even qualified. He's this

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Speaker 1: guy might take over the FBI. He said bad things

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Speaker 1: about the FBI, the DJ That's what all this is about, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Let's do some emails. Imagine Commie ambassadors living and working

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Speaker 1: on real cowboys, Indians and ranch hands and Walmart workers.

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Speaker 1: He's saying, we need to relocate the UN to various

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Speaker 1: parts other parts of the country. Okay, well, let's set

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Speaker 1: aside the UN for a moment. I have argue. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I just hit the microphone. I hope that didn't come across.

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Speaker 1: Shut up, Chris, it did it did? What if I

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Speaker 1: do this? Chris? Did that come across? What? What do

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Speaker 1: you mean? Stop it? It's bad for the microphone? Touching

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Speaker 1: the microphones bad for the microphone? What kind of what

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Speaker 1: kind of mate? It's a delicate delicate what now a diaphragm, Chris,

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Speaker 1: It's not a person. It's a microphone. I don't even

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Speaker 1: un But one of the main problems, one of the

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Speaker 1: main problems Democrats have in this country is simply geographical.

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Speaker 1: Meaning we've been talking a lot about how they've siloed themselves,

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Speaker 1: they've isolated themselves, but it is really really obvious when

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Speaker 1: only do they not live, work, and worship amongst most

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Speaker 1: all in New York, California, they're all in the coast, Oregon, Seattle,

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Speaker 1: of the same crappy Democrat policies in place, you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: use the language they use if you weren't so completely isolated.

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Speaker 1: I'll bring it back to what that William Shatner clip

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Speaker 1: I played for you when he was on Bill Maher earlier.

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Speaker 1: Listen to that, Listen to this guy, dude, Inflation's fixed.

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Speaker 5: I don't understand why the Democrats lost.

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Speaker 4: I well, people will be writing books about it for years,

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Speaker 4: many reasons. Part of it was, you know, just Biden

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Speaker 7: That I understand.

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Speaker 1: But inflation prices have come down, prices, just that alone.

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Speaker 1: Inflation prices have come down bill worth one hundred million

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Speaker 1: dollars when eggs double in price. It doesn't change your

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Speaker 1: tiniest way. In fact, you probably won't even know it,

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Speaker 1: probably don't even realize it. Probably have a personal assistant.

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Speaker 1: And it's not that you need to be poor to

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Speaker 1: be around them. You have to talk to them, you

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Speaker 1: have to work with them. And if you don't, if

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Speaker 1: find yourself telling people that why are you complaining about inflation.

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Speaker 1: It's gone down. Who says that to someone When someone

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Speaker 1: afford this. Inflation's killing me. You can respond in a

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Speaker 1: I already looked at the numbers. The economy's fine. But

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Speaker 1: exactly how you talk. Anyway, we're going to talk about

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Speaker 1: I want to get to your dog. Fred's been having

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Speaker 1: He doesn't understand why did James leave. I'm not with him,

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Speaker 1: a really long time because he's part of the family.

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Speaker 1: And that's why we sprinkle rough Greens on his food

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Speaker 1: because he doesn't get any nutrition from his dog food.

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Speaker 1: Your dog doesn't either. Your dog food is brown for

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Speaker 1: a reason. That's because it's dead. Rough Greens, the all

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Speaker 1: still real to me, Dammit the turnstacks. It is the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Don't forget. You can

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Speaker 1: do a couple of emails f us, so I don't

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Speaker 1: blow a gasket here, Jesse. I know how you rail

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Speaker 1: against Turkey this time of year, and I agree Turkey's gross. However,

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Speaker 1: or worse, Turkey as a tradition, and we can't be

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Speaker 1: like the communists who wish to destroy them all. Do

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Speaker 1: you think Chris wants to eat matza for Passover? That

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Speaker 1: crap is like cardboard? Chris? Is matza gross? Is this

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Speaker 1: we don't. Can we please stop with this pathetic line

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Speaker 1: of well, I mean we need a lot more legal immigration.

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Speaker 1: No we don't. We have tons of Americans and guess what,

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Speaker 1: the Americans are out of work. We've been wiped out

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Speaker 1: job wise. No we don't. We need deportations. That's what

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Speaker 1: we need, lots of them. Yeah, freaking stand these people.

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Speaker 1: You know what, let's talk about sitting on the toilet.

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Speaker 1: CNN says not to sit on the toilet for more

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Speaker 1: than ten minutes. That's what doctors are warning, not to

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Speaker 1: sit on the toilet for more than ten minutes. I

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Speaker 1: will just say how long your bathroom breaks are. It's

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Speaker 1: up to you. But when you have kids, that can

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Speaker 1: be the only piece and quiet you'll ever have in

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Speaker 1: your life. So don't tell me I only have ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: I may go in there. You may not see me

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Speaker 1: again that night. You may never see me again. Oracle,

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Speaker 1: last Friday, you were talking about gladiators in their weapons.

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Speaker 1: So I have a nerdy question about sci fi weapons, namely,

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Speaker 1: which is a cooler melee weapon, the lightsaber from Star

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Speaker 1: Wars or the chain sword from the Warhammer forty K game.

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Speaker 1: He said the latter is exactly what you think a

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Speaker 1: chainsaw sword. Personally, I'm partial to it. His name is Brian.

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Speaker 1: All Right, I'm gonna go ahead and say it, and

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Speaker 1: I know you're gonna make fun of me for being

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Speaker 1: award hold. I've had safety concerns about the lightsaber for

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Speaker 1: a long time. Listen to me, Chris. It's got to

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Speaker 1: just be a push button. I've looked at those lightsabers.

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Speaker 1: I've seen not all the Star Wars movies, but I've

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Speaker 1: seen enough of them. It's not as if there's some

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Speaker 1: locking system on there. You press a button and there's shoo.

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Speaker 1: That's a sound it makes. This thing comes out that

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Speaker 1: cuts everything. What Chris? What Chris said? There's no safety

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Speaker 1: on a glock either. You have the trigger pool that

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Speaker 1: counts as safety on a glock. Chris. You know the

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Speaker 1: only safety I need is right here, Chris. It's my

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Speaker 1: index finger. That's the only safety I need. No, No,

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Speaker 1: a lightsaber is always just dangling around on your on

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Speaker 1: your hip. What if you fat finger the button or

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Speaker 1: something like that, You're dead or the waitress is dead

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Speaker 1: beside you. Jown up. You can't go back to this, Ihop.

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Speaker 1: I have had huge concerns about the lightsaber when it

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Speaker 1: comes to safety for the longest time, and I have

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Speaker 1: never seen a good hand guard. You know. You can't

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Speaker 1: have just a handle and then a lightsaber on it.

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Speaker 1: That's how you lose a finger. There's a reason all

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Speaker 1: the old swords had some kind of a guard to

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Speaker 1: guard your fingers on there. So I'm not really familiar

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Speaker 1: with the chainsaw sword, but that's what I want, just

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Speaker 1: purely for safety reasons. Let's talk about Nancy Pelosi in

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Speaker 1: headlines Hang on. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Of course, it's been

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Speaker 1: my gove x login info from me so he can

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Speaker 1: receive the same discounts. But the answer Chris is no,

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Speaker 1: it would be disrespectful to those to those who served. Chris. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I will tell you what I will do, though, I'll

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Speaker 1: let you know about everything I get discounts on, so

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Speaker 1: you could what so you can live through me? So

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Speaker 1: you can. I'm just helping you, Chris. I want you

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Speaker 1: to know what, Look, Corey, Corey'll tell you too, Corey,

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Speaker 1: if you wouldn't mind tell Chris about the discounts you

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Speaker 1: and your family get so he can enjoy those through

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Speaker 1: you as well. We're just here to help Chris. Democrats

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Speaker 1: are anger with Nancy Pelosi again. Remember that talk we

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Speaker 1: had way, way way at the beginning of the show

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Speaker 1: about power and about how all of history is this

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Speaker 1: lesson of being careful what you do with power, because

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Speaker 1: eventually you're probably gonna lose it, and if you're not

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Speaker 1: careful with it, you're definitely going to lose it. It's

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Speaker 1: just the lesson is there over and over and over again.

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Speaker 1: And yet human beings, whenever they get it, they operate

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Speaker 1: as if they will always have it. It is in

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Speaker 1: our nature and it is in all of our nature.

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Speaker 1: I should point out Nancy Pelosi for the longest time,

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Speaker 1: she swung a big carried a big stick in the

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Speaker 1: House of Representatives. And remember back to the Senate leadership fight.

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Speaker 1: Remember why it's obviously not her winning personality. Why did

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Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi have so much power for so long? Because

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Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi was a fundraising juggernaut. She just had the

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Speaker 1: ability to raise huge portion, huge quantities of money, and

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Speaker 1: then she would dole that money out to various people

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Speaker 1: in the House, people running for the House. And so

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Speaker 1: she eventually filled up the House of Representatives with a

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Speaker 1: bunch of Democrats who owed her, They owed her favors,

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Speaker 1: they owed her her vote, and so she kept getting

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Speaker 1: to be Speaker of the House, and she kept being

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Speaker 1: the most powerful woman in DC for the longest time.

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Speaker 1: And Nancy Pelosi ruled her party with an iron fist.

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Speaker 1: She did very, very look, she did well with it

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Speaker 1: when they had to have the votes on something. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't everything, but when they absolutely positively had to have

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Speaker 1: the votes on something. I mean, honestly, Barack Obama better

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Speaker 1: have Nancy Pelosi on his Christmas card list for the

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Speaker 1: rest of his life, because without Nancy Pelosi there banging

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Speaker 1: heads together, Obamacare never gets through the House of Representatives.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't happen. Nancy Pelosi twisted every arm, broke every rule,

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Speaker 1: did everything she had to do to ensure that his

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Speaker 1: signature piece of legislation got through. Except Pelosi got old.

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Speaker 1: Didn't want to bounce around the country raising money anymore.

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Speaker 1: Just wanted it to be her and Paul and whatever

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Speaker 1: companion Paul has over and a couple bottles of vodka.

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Speaker 1: And that's all Grandma Vodka really wanted out of life.

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Speaker 1: And so she gave it up, and she handed over

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Speaker 1: the reins of power to Hakeem Jeffries. Only it's really

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Speaker 1: hard for these powerful people to not be important anymore.

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Speaker 1: There are forty three, four hundred and thirty five members

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Speaker 1: of the United States House of Representatives. You are a

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Speaker 1: political person. You're the hyper informed. As I say, Let

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Speaker 1: me ask you, how many do you think you could

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Speaker 1: name off the top of your head right now? Chris Corey?

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Speaker 4: Eight?

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Speaker 1: Chris Cheese? Chris, do you even listen when we do

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Speaker 1: the show? Are you what?

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Speaker 4: Eight?

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Speaker 1: Gosh, Chris Corey, Corey, how many do you think you

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Speaker 1: could name? You know what? I'm sorry I even asked

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Speaker 1: these two. Let me just focus on you and me

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Speaker 1: for now. You two are out. You two are obviously out.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what you do when I talk

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Speaker 1: all day long. I bet I could name thirty or forty.

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Speaker 1: I bet I could probably name thirty or forty. And

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Speaker 1: that's ten percent. Think about that. Wait a minute, No,

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Speaker 1: that's not ten percent, but it's twenty twenty five. I

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Speaker 1: can't name the majority of the House of Representatives. Just

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Speaker 1: because you're in the House doesn't mean you become a celebrity.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't mean you become a national name. Everybody in

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Speaker 1: the United States of America knows who Nancy Pelosi is.

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Speaker 1: That's real power, real fame. And now she's not the

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Speaker 1: Speaker of the House anymore. Here's a headline from town Hall.

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Speaker 1: Democrats to Pelosi, sit down and shut up, and apparently

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Speaker 1: they went to Axios. Various members spoke to Axios anonymously

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Speaker 1: about how they felt about Nancy Pelosi's media blitz. They

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Speaker 1: felt it was disrespectful to House my minority leader Hakeem Jeffries,

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Speaker 1: and frankly that California liberals should sit down and shut up.

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Speaker 1: That's what they said. According to Axios, she can't do it.

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Speaker 1: They can't let go of the power. They can't do it.

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Speaker 1: You how do you feel in the afternoon? Do you

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Speaker 1: go you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't

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Speaker 1: out she spent two point five million dollars it was

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Speaker 1: the FAKEUS campaign I've ever seen in my life. Politics

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Speaker 1: managed to outfake every other faker who's ever faked it.

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Speaker 1: It's astounding. Haitian migrants fleeing Springfield, Oh High after the

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Speaker 1: Trump victory. That is great news for the people of Springfield.

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Speaker 1: Maybe not great news if they have a pet smart

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Speaker 1: over eight hundred IRS employees oh millions in back taxes

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Speaker 1: after audits are pushed by Ernst. Eight hundred IRS employees

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Speaker 1: owe millions in taxes. These people get into these government

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Speaker 1: to break the law. It is amazing. And Chris asked how, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you want to know how many government

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Speaker 1: to know how common that is. It's amazingly common. Governor JB.

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Speaker 1: Pritzker pushes a radical transgender agenda in response to Donald

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Speaker 1: Trump's election. Some Democrats have learned, some have not. That's

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Speaker 1: hope none of them learn. Michigan Democrats look to remove

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Speaker 1: competence exam requirement to become a social worker. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: the requirements to become a social worker. Were very clearly

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Speaker 1: so strict before. Anyway, you can email the show Jesse

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Speaker 1: at jessekellyshow dot com, leave us a voicemail eight seven

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Speaker 1: it again tomorrow. That's all