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Speaker 1: Over the last decade, we've seen this trend in Hollywood

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Speaker 1: where beloved movie characters are getting reimagined grittier, oh yeah, darker, edgier.

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Speaker 1: We decide to take that idea to the local community theater.

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Speaker 1: They're going to be doing a very famous Disney play,

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Speaker 1: and the people who've signed up to audition have absolutely

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Speaker 1: no idea that this is the new angle they've decided

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Speaker 1: to take. You're gonna hear it in your phone tab

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Speaker 1: right now another weekday mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi is this character? Yes, hi Cara. My name's Hannah.

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Speaker 2: I'm the director of the play at the Community theater.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hey, Hi. So, I know you're supposed to

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Speaker 2: come in on Friday for the audition, but there's a

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Speaker 2: bunch of scheduling conflicts. I can't be there, so we're

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Speaker 2: just gonna have to do it now over the phone.

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Speaker 2: If you want to be considered, you are going for

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Speaker 2: the lead, right yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? So, and I was looking forward the audition.

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Speaker 2: So are you great? You got the script that we

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Speaker 2: sent you? Right? Yeah, I have the script, but I

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Speaker 2: haven't really Okay, just I need you to take it

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Speaker 2: from the point where snow White meets the forest creatures,

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Speaker 2: you know, after she runs away.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I literally am just frantically pulling up the script.

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Speaker 2: Pull it up. You can start anytime. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Oh please don't run away.

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Speaker 2: I promise I won't hurt you.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm awfully sorry.

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Speaker 2: I yeah, yeah, I gotta stop you right there. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I didn't give you time probably to read my notes.

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Speaker 2: But we're going for snow White meets the streets. So

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Speaker 2: if you could give me something tougher, think snow White

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Speaker 2: just got released from prison, snow White from prison. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're going grittier, darker, you know, a princess with like

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Speaker 2: tats everywhere?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean it's interesting. I will go for it.

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Speaker 2: Glad we're on the same page and action.

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Speaker 1: Oh please don't run away.

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Speaker 2: I promise I can't hurt you. Stop because you're not

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Speaker 2: getting it. Why are you being so nice? Are you

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Speaker 2: trying to ruin my play on purpose? I wasn't.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't envisioning the character this way, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: believe you plan for it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so we're here now, we're here now, So this

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Speaker 2: is what I'm thinking. Can you just stop talking? Okay?

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Speaker 2: If you could add a new York accent. I cannot

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Speaker 2: do a New York accent. Rule Number one, never say

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Speaker 2: I can't to a director. I just don't even know.

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Speaker 2: One and action coffee.

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Speaker 1: That's that's like the most New York I get before.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if you just read the script.

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Speaker 2: The script is right in front of you. Three to

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Speaker 2: one action. Oh, please don't run away. I promise I

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Speaker 2: won't hurt you. Wait, start from the top, like snow

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Speaker 2: White just smoked two packs of mar breads. What and

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Speaker 2: remember you're talking to forest animals, smelly, unwanted, doped up,

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Speaker 2: looking for handouts. You're not having it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Three two one action. Oh, I'm awfully sorry.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to frighten you.

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Speaker 2: And you just apologized. I mean, but that's what the

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Speaker 2: script says. I'm okay, I don't know. Bad snow White

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Speaker 2: is what we're going for. So just throw in a

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Speaker 2: couple profanities. You want snow White to swear? Yeah, I do.

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Speaker 2: Like snow White is like stereotypically a nice, kind person,

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Speaker 2: and this is going against everything that she is. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: When you say that, all I hear is boring. Okay,

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Speaker 2: well that's not white. I mean, put a shake in

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Speaker 2: her hand. For God's sake, put a what any prison

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Speaker 2: weapon you can think of. I've done a lot of

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Speaker 2: plays before, and no one has.

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Speaker 1: Ever asked me to do anything like this.

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Speaker 2: Well that's probably why you're still doing community theater. Excuse me,

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Speaker 2: I've just day and I'm on a deadline here. We

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Speaker 2: just got to get this done. I'd like to see

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Speaker 2: it to one action.

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Speaker 1: Don't run away.

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Speaker 2: I promise I won't hurt you. I'm sorry. I'm not sorry.

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Speaker 2: I didn't tell you. Paris Hilton goes to a mall. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't know that this is for me.

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Speaker 1: Wow, being awfully rude to me, And I'll tell you.

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Speaker 2: I had Alyssa on the phone just a minute ago

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Speaker 2: and she sounded great, like my friend. Yeah, she asked

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Speaker 2: me to set you up for a prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Because this is actually Broke from the radio show Broke

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Speaker 2: a Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 2: on you. What. Oh my god, this is said you're

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Speaker 2: both auditioning to be snow White in a performance coming up.

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Speaker 2: Oh by god, I'm going to kill her now. That

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Speaker 2: is a snow white I want dress murder. I really

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Speaker 2: went for it, but even though it's so heard, and

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Speaker 2: then it started, I was like, wait a minute, Hey,

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Speaker 2: I'm snow white, all right, yeah, no whine, I'm working here,

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Speaker 2: I'm walking walking air. You almost got it. Wake up

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Speaker 2: every morning with foot taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning