WEBVTT - Reset the Room 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:04.240 Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak. And this is poog, 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:08.360 an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive, fresh. 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:09.920 Two untamable intellects. 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:11.920 This is our hobby, This is our hell, This is 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:15.720 our naked desire for free products. This is poog. Today's 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:26.360 topics loosely speaking, miracle dance, scrub and tub, baby, trampoline. Hello, Hello, 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:30.560 look at. I'll start with whoa in hand water bottle, 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:33.800 Poog the water bottle turning around a bottle which is 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:38.360 not quality here, don't doubt my water. Don't doubt my water. 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:42.720 And that's by the way. I love this so much, 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:45.040 went on to walk with it today. It has a 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:47.400 you can swing with it, you know, you can walk 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:49.720 and swing it in the hand. When a water bottle 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:53.960 has no loop. Tell when you're interesting, what do you? 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:57.640 What are you just do like alment like a basketball exactly. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:02.080 And this is so I just love this. I'm gonna 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:04.880 throw away other water bottles that have That's how devoted 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:05.160 I am. 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:10.080 I've been on a kind of water bottle thing and 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:14.039 so it's actually making me want to have nine water bottles. 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:20.160 Poog expand the collection add boots. Are you familiar with 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:22.560 boots that go on the bottom of a water bottle 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:26.080 like a silicone Sure, I want like our water bottles, 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:29.960 our Poog water bottles to have like ten different accouterments. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:33.000 I have a lot of ideas. But anyway, but that's said, 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:35.119 the quality here, Yeah. 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:37.319 Like it's quality and its core and you start with 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:41.319 it now. Everyone needs one in hand. The designs will be. 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:45.160 I also today, for the first time, got some goddamn merch. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:49.360 I got the Pooh Blue sweatshirts. Unbelievable. Okay, good because 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.520 I'm waiting and I've got something that's I think I said, 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:55.440 underselling in a way. I don't understand, guys, the proud 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:58.040 of eavesdrop our shirt. Which is so is it actually 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:00.920 underselling or is it just like I'm not sure, you know, 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:04.000 Like something has to sell, like if you know what 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:05.800 I mean, Like, unless they're all going to sell the 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:08.160 same exact number, something has to be less, right, right, 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:10.760 I hear you? You know the old Jewish joke of 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:13.720 like the Jewish mother and you know, getting the sun 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:17.680 the red shirt and the blue shirt for a gift. 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:20.040 You know, next day comes down wearing a red shirt. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:23.400 He ate the blue shirt. Oh my god, that's amazing. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:27.520 I know WHOA In my dream last night, Sorry this 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:30.239 is too graphic. I took a tampon that that I 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.800 had forgotten about and had been there for like weeks 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:34.600 and weeks in my dream, and I was like, oh my. 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:39.720 God, and whatever was it normal or was it? Did 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:42.119 it turn into a parrot or something? 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:45.640 It was just kind of like horrifying. But yeah, I'm 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:49.200 speaking of periods. I'm probably going to drop tomorrow today 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:53.560 tits sore and overwhelming rage, which really was helpful because 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.520 I woke up raging all the knowledge, like I have 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:58.440 to take the walk, went on the walk with Poog 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:02.560 with the Poog water bottle. Yeah, and listened to ram 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:07.400 dos That didn't help, and was I really And then 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:09.360 but Jacqueline Way. 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:11.440 Wait wait, how do you how when did you get into. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:16.440 Ramdas nineteen oh two? No, I don't mean when, I 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:20.799 mean how I don't know what the initial Wait, oh 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:24.560 you mean listening to like like what like a book 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.760 like a ros lecture? Nice? But then guess what lifted 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:32.120 me from my pain? The knowledge of Poog, the knowledge 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:36.040 of jar Poog and a right, I get distracted. 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:38.440 No, it wasn't the whole point though, that realizing you 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.240 were pre minstrul is what solved it for you? 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:42.520 Or no, Well that helped too, because I was like, wow, 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:46.600 I'm really raging right now, and then I realized, okay, 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:49.400 then it is liberating. When that happens. It's like, uh huh, 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:54.400 all according to plan me wanting to break a glass? Yeah, 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:58.320 did you promise on my on my before afters of 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:01.200 my of my office? Did you see them? 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.240 I think I did, like a heart or something. Yeah, 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:08.280 although I found her before as usual, like utterly, utterly unimpressive, 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:13.400 you know, like I was like, you think that's a mess, honey, Okay, 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.600 I mean yes, your desk was covered in papers? 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:19.520 Yeah yeah. And there was more chaos in the closet. 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:23.040 Yeah no, I believe. Yeah, I don't know why. I 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:26.479 will have to Well, the organizers sort of were amazing. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:28.479 And then this morning woke up and go get it 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:30.720 all out. I'm in the shower getting rid of things. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:34.760 Suddenly I go, oh, here's an epicurean scrub that haven't 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:36.960 touched in two years. Get it out of the shower, 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.360 and then I just now want well, wait, let's talk 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.520 about this. This is actually huge already. Okay, you know 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:47.000 what is an issue? Scrubs, scrubs and tubs. Okay, I 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:49.600 mean scrubs and tubs in the tub. Okay, no, scrubs 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:49.960 and tubs. 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.440 Are you really moving through those or. 0:04:54.880 --> 0:05:00.560 They're trophies. Yeah, they're not like what everyday dip four 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:05.120 fingers pawing into the thing, mixing up the sort of 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:09.880 grabbing the oil, slicking up the they are. This is 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:14.400 why pumps reign supreme pump and a squeeze bottle even 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:19.719 if it has rained supreme, pump it out or get 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:21.840 it out. No, I have to. 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:23.960 I have to run to get a new quality pump 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:27.880 product or Chris will purchase the Kroger because of the pump. 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:30.680 If I don't refeel fast enough with something from our 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:35.599 food closet, it's pump based. Okay, yeah, it's it's pump 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:36.520 at all costs. 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:39.080 Do you Is this real that maybe when you start 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:42.440 using lotion, then your body needs lotion, but your body 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:43.880 doesn't need lotion if you don't give it. 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:47.680 That's like the Carmex principle of nineteen ninety eight that 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:49.680 Carmex dries your lips out. 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:53.239 Exactly well by the way I had a really rageful 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:56.599 relationship with aquafor I was I was starting to condemn 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:59.400 aquafor and go, this isn't hydrating at all. But then 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:01.479 I realized I was using the Aqua for my lips 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:05.039 that had built in SBF and the SBF Aqua formula 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:05.640 for lip well. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:09.840 Is aquapor even supposed to be hydrating or is it 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:13.400 more of a no? But is it more yes because 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:15.000 you know, an exclusive or whatever. 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:18.720 I know. I don't know they lie because there's about 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:21.960 cracked lips, cracked skin, right, But I think that's because 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.839 I think it's real. I don't think it actually is 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:27.120 hydrating me. Anyway, I was going, I was railing against aquaphor, 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:30.400 but I okay, I have something to say, yeah, which 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:32.600 is that we were sent you should have received yours 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:36.440 magic mind. Oh yeah, have you be done? Have you had? 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:39.920 Have you had any sure? Have I like that? 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.719 Now we just don't even talk about like we just start. 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:45.920 We just use products like I don't know, well the things, 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:47.800 we don't discuss it. We're just like we're just like 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:51.120 on I knew regimen, but yeah, I've been taking it. 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:54.240 Well. I have something to say, which is that I 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.800 had to fill out a form today. That was I've 0:06:56.800 --> 0:07:00.359 been dreading for twenty four hours now. And you know 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:03.160 when you get a form and it's like shows up, 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:04.480 you download it and then you bring it up and 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:06.159 then it's in a preview and you have to like 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:09.200 hit the textbox to fill it out. Have you had 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:12.040 a hellish experience with that? It's yeah, it's one of 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:16.280 the modern I've changed ms of my life. Could have 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:20.760 taken different terms. Turns that I prevented through inability to 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:22.800 fill out those forms. I wonder if that's the pre 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:26.840 minstrual energy, because being able to fill out the form unexpectedly. 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:31.960 Yes, there are benefits the creative the creative phase okay 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:35.520 before you drop, as you say, has a lot of power. 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:37.880 And I've told you this before, but did you know 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:40.560 that the pre menstrual phase the creator aka the creative 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:45.840 rate for phase an instinct. There's a strong driving instinct 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:47.280 to clean up and throw things out. 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:54.160 Stop. I'm completely I'm completely saying it's up. Then real, Okay, 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:57.400 it's real. And one of these books there, remember the 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:00.160 Optimized Woman. I was like, there's a woman who just 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:01.960 as the expression of a bitch on the cover. 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:05.040 Yeah, but like, but like I read all those are 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:09.040 great and like moon cycle whatever, and they're like, yeah, 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:11.320 this driving desire to like like tidy things up and 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:13.720 get rid of things to prepare for the bleed. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:14.880 Wow. 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:16.480 I mean that is absolutely. 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:17.920 Where you're gonna have to go in and you're gonna 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:20.640 meditate and you're gonna go deep, go in the whole thing. 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:21.560 Yeaheah. 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:24.880 That makes total sense, tidying up the affairs. 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:29.000 I love it, but I was sorry. But also it's 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:31.480 got to be on the point. Is magic Mind took it, 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.880 drank it. M hm. Suddenly I'm feeling out the form. 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.160 I'm feeling fine, and I feel like it did create 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:41.640 interesting focus and clarity. And also we've been gifted. And 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:44.000 I really, to be clear, I begged for Magic Mind, 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.480 so thank you. We were gifted, and I'm curious about 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:48.160 trying it. I think I'm really going to its Fatty 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:51.839 fifteen that like Omega three plus whatever for a month, 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:56.040 we were gifted anything anything. I mean, my life is 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:57.360 in a constant state of. 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:03.080 Modification and one a day's optimization where yeah, where it's 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.320 basically sorry night. 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:07.559 I do it. At night, I'm gonna do it. 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:13.319 I got some produced air one. It was a container 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:18.280 of riceed cauliflower and broccoli, and Jesus, it came up 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.920 on the thing is five hundred dollars literally, and then 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:24.040 it spent ten minutes with them dealing with it, you know, 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:28.160 like getting it, getting its fifty. Yeah, I mean like 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:29.400 Chris is like, how is it? 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:34.199 You know, but that's amazing. I got the Kelp noodle 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:37.280 since last week I got them, okay, so I haven't 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:38.600 prepared them yet. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:40.439 So you know, I was doing the Kelp noodles and 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:42.960 trying to sort of recreate the air one a little. 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.120 Bit, right, yeah, scallion tomorrow. 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:47.560 Yeah, then I go, you know, I'll try the miracle 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:48.000 noodles too. 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:50.760 I haven't tried them in a while, you know, another 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:54.360 little like chewier and like it'll be kind of nice. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:57.720 I thought I was gonna have to go to the 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:06.199 hospital something because of Cognac. Okay, So Cognac Miracle noodles, right, 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:10.800 and it's just Hubris right. I missed my workout the 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:14.120 next morning, okay, because I was up till four a m. 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:17.760 And I opted for sleep in favor of an early workout. 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.720 Writing the can or what do you mean? No? So 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:24.720 walk me through it. You wake up in the night. Okay. 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:28.920 So first of all, I eat the whole package of 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.960 the large package, okay, And I'm sorry, I don't know 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:32.760 what to say. 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:34.719 Well, eat the whole coverage. You have to because it's 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:37.640 just air. You know, it's fifteen calories. Is why it's 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:40.480 a miracle now, you know. 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:42.920 It's like, so is I'm trying to think something that 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:46.080 takes up space that's not food, right, Like if you 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.000 whipped a piece of if you ground a piece of 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:53.960 paper up mm, whipped it into a frenzy and froze that, 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:58.000 I don't know it ate that also locale, right, So anyway, 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:00.880 it's indigestible, right, It's like an indigen dustible fiber. And 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.080 that's why the supplement and all this is kind of stuff. Okay, 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.440 it's added to things. So like, and I've seen this 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:06.960 in the past, and I'm like, it doesn't apply to me. 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:10.480 I saw this article that was like, woman, here, I'll 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:13.280 pull it up. You know it's gonna be good when 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:14.000 it starts like that. 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:15.559 One dies from miracle noodle. 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:19.680 Women's stomach swelled to five times its normal size. No, 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:22.880 and she was not vomiting constantly for ten days after 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:28.400 eating noodles. Okay, so she ate a packet of Koonnak noodles. 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:29.640 Okay, nothing else. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:35.359 So apparently the Konnak noodles are banned in certain countries. 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:42.120 Stop stop because and this is where it's like the miracle, 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:47.200 the hubris, okay, the the belief that So it's so 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.319 it's this big package of slippery noodles, and the particular 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:54.079 joy I get out of them is to eat them 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:59.200 in like a childlike way, like slipperly, like slipperly gobbling 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:03.680 them up, kind of like okay, swallowing them. It's it's 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:07.160 the whole point is the quantity, right, that's what they've offered. Yeah, 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:11.120 so I experienced this sort of upper upper upper pain 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:15.240 where I become or just I become convinced it's it's 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:16.120 lodged in the stomach. 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:16.360 Okay. 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:19.120 Now, so then when I start reading about and oh 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:21.480 and then and then and then I do a little 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:26.280 more googling, you know, you know people are like ungodly pain, 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:29.559 you know, like people like writing on Amazon like this 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:33.120 nearly killed me whatever, okay, okay, because it can form 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:36.880 a tangle a mass in the stomach of these noodles 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:39.360 that like, so this can happen have you heard about 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:40.000 per Simmons? 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:45.120 No, oh, well here we go. Wa wa wait, Jacqueline, 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:48.520 you're you're triggering a memory of me eating something per 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:50.840 Simon and having a horrible stomach ache and being like, 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:54.320 well it can't be per Simmons. No wait, what tell me? 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:58.120 There's these things called like it's called like a bezoar. 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:04.960 Or something, okay, And it's when something indigestible kind of 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:09.920 stays in the actual stomach stomach right, and and it's 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:15.760 like whatever person's can cause it, like celery whatever, and 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:17.600 and sometimes they have to be surgically removed. 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.080 No, or are you ready for this? It could be 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:21.960 worse than surgically removed, I know. 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:25.600 So then so then I'm reading and I end up 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:29.440 on this like National you know, nh whatever, and it's 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:33.920 about like the treatment a successful non surgical treatment. 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:36.120 Diet coke. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.960 Okay, to eject it, to dissolve it. 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:45.240 So so I become convinced I'm sort of like like 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:47.760 having these like hiccups like a cartoon character, okay, And 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.280 I'm like it would happen to me and this woman 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.120 in my mind okay, because other people, I don't know. 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:54.679 They get to the thing that maybe they have a 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:57.120 portion of the noodles, they eat it some normal paste. 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:57.800 I don't. I don't know. 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:00.520 I'm like, I'm like, this is the kind of like 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:02.600 the Hubris the mirror like that. 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:05.360 I would just be like, beat the whole package, eat 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:07.320 it fast, and then have this happen. 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:09.320 So I can become lightly convinced. 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:12.320 And I know it's slightly hypochondria, but I'm like, uh, okay, 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:15.760 and I'm not hypochondriac. But I was having fucking symptoms 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:18.920 and it was up not talking about bloat. I'm not 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.720 talking about anything. And so I'm like, it's there. It's 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:24.360 sitting there. Of course it's sitting there, you know. And 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:29.520 I send Chris out for diet coke. I was like, 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.520 I'm reading about this thing. It's like it's like I 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.360 do this like fast research and then I know all 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:35.560 these things and it's like there's no like way to explain. 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:37.920 I really know what you look like when you're in 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:40.520 when you're in pain. I can like see your face exactly. 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:43.160 It's hysterical. Really yeah, but keep going. 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:45.800 So I'm like I'm like, I send them out for 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:48.600 the die coke, and I'm like, all right, because I 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:51.320 read that, you know, I forget what the amount of 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:53.720 die coke, but wasn't like insane. They were like it 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.280 could be given to children, like through the nasal passage 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:59.040 in a tube, like straight down with the stomach. But 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.400 but it was like, but drink it, like we'll get 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:03.800 it done. And they were like, you know, within twelve hours, 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:07.000 like completely dissolved. Because you know that you can also 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:13.840 declog and toilet scale your toilet diet. It's diet. There's 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:16.920 something cellulas or something. I don't know, So do you 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:19.600 want anything else? And then my classic when anything with 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:21.760 the stomach, if I'm not a lergy reaction or anything, 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:23.440 I want saltines. 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:25.400 So I had. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:29.360 I'm drinking diet coke like mother's milk, knowing that it's 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:34.480 a medical treatment for what I'm convinced. It was pretty tasty, 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.000 you know, knowing and I haven't had gyet coke in 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:40.360 a really long time because I really just made the 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:44.320 mental connection that that is not good. So it's pretty 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:47.960 wild to crack open a couple of cold can makes 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:51.680 you feel like a real American watching television, nibbling watching movies, 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:56.360 nibbling saltines in the night, and just feeling like sultines 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:57.400 are healing me, you know. 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:02.520 It was heavenly so and then I started to feel better. 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:05.840 And I also started to feel like I knew that 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:09.960 if this horrible thing was happening, I had at least 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.440 begun treatment myself at home. Like It's like I woke 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.880 up the next morning this was like a real problem. 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:17.000 Well I started the diet cope treatment, you know, so 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.760 it just calmed down and then I was fine, amazing. 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.040 I can't I want to be I want to be clear. 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:23.720 This is the miracle noodle that comes in the bag 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:24.520 that you open the top. 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:28.120 Well, miracle noodle any konnak you just gotta look for 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.160 kognac Okay, k oh, I really. 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:31.280 Have to go. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:46.280 She's left. Oh my god, because my partner and I 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:51.680 have been mainlining these water or get a cognac flower 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:53.800 citr grass. 0:16:55.040 --> 0:17:00.240 Okay, so so mainlining these. Now here's my question. You 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:02.240 probably split that packet, right, Yeah, I guess so. 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:05.119 I think two for two people. I mean, depending on 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:08.680 hunger levels, because we do an unbelievable to Maris yar 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.800 tofu with it, so we do like a to foster 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:15.800 fry with it. Well, I just feel like there's factors 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:18.960 like let's just say it's like you're dehydrated or something, right, 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:20.639 Like I eat that on an empty stomp with nothing 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:22.600 I don't know, like lying on like half on my back, 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:24.560 like like I'm like a straight line and then my 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:25.960 neck is curved and I just. 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:28.480 Like eat it and it just sits there. I don't 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:34.080 I don't know. So back to Kelp for me. Although 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:38.040 although to say it, I'm scared because they were like 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:40.639 I dine, you can't have an every day I. 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:44.440 Just want something I can have every day you always do. Well. 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:46.560 I have a question. I actually don't have a question. 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:48.600 I just want to talk about dinner. Are you so excited? 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:50.159 That's fine? And I want to talk more about a 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:53.200 poog water bottlecause I'm actually pretty excited about it too. Okay, okay, 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:56.679 first of all, Jars tonight, we're going to dinner tonight. 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:59.120 You and I haven't had dinner together since the poop 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:02.360 tour talking. Oh my god, Lee Chu Tini. Yeah. 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:05.440 You know what I would appreciate coming from you eat 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:08.000 a little something before you arrive so that we can 0:18:08.080 --> 0:18:09.520 launch into a cocktail together. 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:13.800 Ooh, that's a really good idea because I'm always scared 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:15.920 to drink on the empty stomach due to my migraines 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:16.359 and such. 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:19.480 Yeah, so you're always having to wait if you had 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:22.240 a little something. I mean, does that sound insane to you? 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:24.320 But here's why I don't want to do it. Yeah, 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:26.879 because I'm so excited to be hungry for jar. I know, 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:29.879 but what would I have a couple of crackers? I 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:32.159 don't know. Is that enough? See? That's the thing I 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:35.119 want to pre eat. Oh, by the way, here's another 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:39.320 class ack jar thing. Here's another class ack jar thing. Yes, 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:42.360 they don't give you the food menu right away. They 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:45.600 give you the drink menu. I'm sorry, this is not exaggeration. 0:18:46.000 --> 0:18:48.160 You kind of have to ask the food menu. It's 0:18:48.200 --> 0:18:50.480 amazing they don't force it on you. 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:51.479 Wow. 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:53.879 Am I making this up? I really don't think so. No, 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:56.280 I'm thinking about it. I really think. You get there, 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:57.800 you sit down like, oh, would you like a drink? 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:01.520 And they bring you a cocktail menu and then they 0:19:01.560 --> 0:19:04.119 bring you the food. Man, Now, are you gonna go steak? 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:08.840 Maybe I'm trying to think what I had there? Sorry, mate, 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:12.120 And she's cracking a celsius. 0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:12.640 You know what else? 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:17.000 I'm drinking a miso packet soup plus medicinal bone broth 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:21.879 plus waters stretch out the medicinal airwan broth. 0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:25.119 Another dream. Oh it wasn't a dream. I purchased airwon 0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:28.560 broth and spilled it on my shirt and it was 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:33.600 turmeric and I was staining. Yeah, well I don't, I can't. 0:19:34.160 --> 0:19:37.359 I sent you another picture of a dropped item, an 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:42.439 entire jar, a large jar mighty greens soup. It just 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:43.560 slipped out of your hand. 0:19:43.840 --> 0:19:47.760 No, it was precariously placed on the wire shelving of 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:50.280 my fridge. Things are getting a little tight in there, 0:19:50.840 --> 0:19:52.960 and I open it up and down it goes. Can 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:58.760 you believe I I didn't scream. I didn't have the 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:01.520 reaction that I had to days before when merely a 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:03.639 coat slipped off a you know. 0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:06.560 I mean, it's that rage, it's that specific thing. It 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:07.120 was interesting. 0:20:07.200 --> 0:20:10.400 I just I clean. I could just cleaned it up. Oh. 0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:15.679 So I'm reading Atomic Habits. Okay, I've brought it up before, 0:20:15.800 --> 0:20:19.080 but something has taken this time, and I've been reading 0:20:19.080 --> 0:20:19.520 it in bed. 0:20:19.600 --> 0:20:21.920 Well, here we go with a sponsor again. 0:20:22.000 --> 0:20:25.280 My hatch machine pressing the button and this sound coming 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:30.760 out every night. Okay, So anyway, I'm reading Atomic Habits 0:20:30.920 --> 0:20:34.560 I like to read about self improvement wolf all in sleep, okay, 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:37.960 because it's a promise of a future I don't know, 0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:39.680 and I feel like it's sinking in. So I read 0:20:39.720 --> 0:20:42.280 atomic habits. It's tiny little things, big results. 0:20:42.280 --> 0:20:42.600 Whatever. 0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:48.320 One example, given that's just someone's tiny habit that has 0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:51.959 a huge effect. I have been doing it, okay, on 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:54.000 even just the smallest level for the last two days. 0:20:54.000 --> 0:20:59.400 My life is literally changed. Okay, So describes this one 0:20:59.440 --> 0:21:02.040 guy who quote resets. 0:21:01.640 --> 0:21:03.239