Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak. And this is poog,
Speaker 1: an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive, fresh.
Speaker 2: Two untamable intellects.
Speaker 1: This is our hobby, This is our hell, This is
Speaker 1: our naked desire for free products. This is poog. Today's
Speaker 1: topics loosely speaking, miracle dance, scrub and tub, baby, trampoline. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: look at. I'll start with whoa in hand water bottle,
Speaker 1: Poog the water bottle turning around a bottle which is
Speaker 1: not quality here, don't doubt my water. Don't doubt my water.
Speaker 1: And that's by the way. I love this so much,
Speaker 1: went on to walk with it today. It has a
Speaker 1: you can swing with it, you know, you can walk
Speaker 1: and swing it in the hand. When a water bottle
Speaker 1: has no loop. Tell when you're interesting, what do you?
Speaker 2: What are you just do like alment like a basketball exactly.
Speaker 1: And this is so I just love this. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: throw away other water bottles that have That's how devoted
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: I've been on a kind of water bottle thing and
Speaker 3: so it's actually making me want to have nine water bottles.
Speaker 3: Poog expand the collection add boots. Are you familiar with
Speaker 3: boots that go on the bottom of a water bottle
Speaker 3: like a silicone Sure, I want like our water bottles,
Speaker 3: our Poog water bottles to have like ten different accouterments.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of ideas. But anyway, but that's said,
Speaker 1: the quality here, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like it's quality and its core and you start with
Speaker 3: it now. Everyone needs one in hand. The designs will be.
Speaker 1: I also today, for the first time, got some goddamn merch.
Speaker 1: I got the Pooh Blue sweatshirts. Unbelievable. Okay, good because
Speaker 1: I'm waiting and I've got something that's I think I said,
Speaker 1: underselling in a way. I don't understand, guys, the proud
Speaker 1: of eavesdrop our shirt. Which is so is it actually
Speaker 1: underselling or is it just like I'm not sure, you know,
Speaker 1: Like something has to sell, like if you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, unless they're all going to sell the
Speaker 1: same exact number, something has to be less, right, right,
Speaker 1: I hear you? You know the old Jewish joke of
Speaker 1: like the Jewish mother and you know, getting the sun
Speaker 1: the red shirt and the blue shirt for a gift.
Speaker 1: You know, next day comes down wearing a red shirt.
Speaker 1: He ate the blue shirt. Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: I know WHOA In my dream last night, Sorry this
Speaker 1: is too graphic. I took a tampon that that I
Speaker 1: had forgotten about and had been there for like weeks
Speaker 1: and weeks in my dream, and I was like, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, and whatever was it normal or was it? Did
Speaker 3: it turn into a parrot or something?
Speaker 1: It was just kind of like horrifying. But yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: speaking of periods. I'm probably going to drop tomorrow today
Speaker 1: tits sore and overwhelming rage, which really was helpful because
Speaker 1: I woke up raging all the knowledge, like I have
Speaker 1: to take the walk, went on the walk with Poog
Speaker 1: with the Poog water bottle. Yeah, and listened to ram
Speaker 1: dos That didn't help, and was I really And then
Speaker 1: but Jacqueline Way.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, how do you how when did you get into.
Speaker 1: Ramdas nineteen oh two? No, I don't mean when, I
Speaker 1: mean how I don't know what the initial Wait, oh
Speaker 1: you mean listening to like like what like a book
Speaker 1: like a ros lecture? Nice? But then guess what lifted
Speaker 1: me from my pain? The knowledge of Poog, the knowledge
Speaker 1: of jar Poog and a right, I get distracted.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't the whole point though, that realizing you
Speaker 3: were pre minstrul is what solved it for you?
Speaker 1: Or no, Well that helped too, because I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: I'm really raging right now, and then I realized, okay,
Speaker 1: then it is liberating. When that happens. It's like, uh huh,
Speaker 1: all according to plan me wanting to break a glass? Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you promise on my on my before afters of
Speaker 1: my of my office? Did you see them?
Speaker 3: I think I did, like a heart or something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: although I found her before as usual, like utterly, utterly unimpressive,
Speaker 3: you know, like I was like, you think that's a mess, honey, Okay,
Speaker 3: I mean yes, your desk was covered in papers?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And there was more chaos in the closet.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I believe. Yeah, I don't know why. I
Speaker 1: will have to Well, the organizers sort of were amazing.
Speaker 1: And then this morning woke up and go get it
Speaker 1: all out. I'm in the shower getting rid of things.
Speaker 1: Suddenly I go, oh, here's an epicurean scrub that haven't
Speaker 1: touched in two years. Get it out of the shower,
Speaker 1: and then I just now want well, wait, let's talk
Speaker 1: about this. This is actually huge already. Okay, you know
Speaker 1: what is an issue? Scrubs, scrubs and tubs. Okay, I
Speaker 1: mean scrubs and tubs in the tub. Okay, no, scrubs
Speaker 1: and tubs.
Speaker 2: Are you really moving through those or.
Speaker 1: They're trophies. Yeah, they're not like what everyday dip four
Speaker 1: fingers pawing into the thing, mixing up the sort of
Speaker 1: grabbing the oil, slicking up the they are. This is
Speaker 1: why pumps reign supreme pump and a squeeze bottle even
Speaker 1: if it has rained supreme, pump it out or get
Speaker 1: it out. No, I have to.
Speaker 3: I have to run to get a new quality pump
Speaker 3: product or Chris will purchase the Kroger because of the pump.
Speaker 3: If I don't refeel fast enough with something from our
Speaker 3: food closet, it's pump based. Okay, yeah, it's it's pump
Speaker 3: at all costs.
Speaker 1: Do you Is this real that maybe when you start
Speaker 1: using lotion, then your body needs lotion, but your body
Speaker 1: doesn't need lotion if you don't give it.
Speaker 3: That's like the Carmex principle of nineteen ninety eight that
Speaker 3: Carmex dries your lips out.
Speaker 1: Exactly well by the way I had a really rageful
Speaker 1: relationship with aquafor I was I was starting to condemn
Speaker 1: aquafor and go, this isn't hydrating at all. But then
Speaker 1: I realized I was using the Aqua for my lips
Speaker 1: that had built in SBF and the SBF Aqua formula
Speaker 1: for lip well.
Speaker 3: Is aquapor even supposed to be hydrating or is it
Speaker 3: more of a no? But is it more yes because
Speaker 3: you know, an exclusive or whatever.
Speaker 1: I know. I don't know they lie because there's about
Speaker 1: cracked lips, cracked skin, right, But I think that's because
Speaker 1: I think it's real. I don't think it actually is
Speaker 1: hydrating me. Anyway, I was going, I was railing against aquaphor,
Speaker 1: but I okay, I have something to say, yeah, which
Speaker 1: is that we were sent you should have received yours
Speaker 1: magic mind. Oh yeah, have you be done? Have you had?
Speaker 1: Have you had any sure? Have I like that?
Speaker 3: Now we just don't even talk about like we just start.
Speaker 3: We just use products like I don't know, well the things,
Speaker 3: we don't discuss it. We're just like we're just like
Speaker 3: on I knew regimen, but yeah, I've been taking it.
Speaker 1: Well. I have something to say, which is that I
Speaker 1: had to fill out a form today. That was I've
Speaker 1: been dreading for twenty four hours now. And you know
Speaker 1: when you get a form and it's like shows up,
Speaker 1: you download it and then you bring it up and
Speaker 1: then it's in a preview and you have to like
Speaker 1: hit the textbox to fill it out. Have you had
Speaker 1: a hellish experience with that? It's yeah, it's one of
Speaker 1: the modern I've changed ms of my life. Could have
Speaker 1: taken different terms. Turns that I prevented through inability to
Speaker 1: fill out those forms. I wonder if that's the pre
Speaker 1: minstrual energy, because being able to fill out the form unexpectedly.
Speaker 3: Yes, there are benefits the creative the creative phase okay
Speaker 3: before you drop, as you say, has a lot of power.
Speaker 3: And I've told you this before, but did you know
Speaker 3: that the pre menstrual phase the creator aka the creative
Speaker 3: rate for phase an instinct. There's a strong driving instinct
Speaker 3: to clean up and throw things out.
Speaker 1: Stop. I'm completely I'm completely saying it's up. Then real, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's real. And one of these books there, remember the
Speaker 1: Optimized Woman. I was like, there's a woman who just
Speaker 1: as the expression of a bitch on the cover.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like, but like I read all those are
Speaker 3: great and like moon cycle whatever, and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this driving desire to like like tidy things up and
Speaker 3: get rid of things to prepare for the bleed.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean that is absolutely.
Speaker 3: Where you're gonna have to go in and you're gonna
Speaker 3: meditate and you're gonna go deep, go in the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeaheah.
Speaker 2: That makes total sense, tidying up the affairs.
Speaker 1: I love it, but I was sorry. But also it's
Speaker 1: got to be on the point. Is magic Mind took it,
Speaker 1: drank it. M hm. Suddenly I'm feeling out the form.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling fine, and I feel like it did create
Speaker 1: interesting focus and clarity. And also we've been gifted. And
Speaker 1: I really, to be clear, I begged for Magic Mind,
Speaker 1: so thank you. We were gifted, and I'm curious about
Speaker 1: trying it. I think I'm really going to its Fatty
Speaker 1: fifteen that like Omega three plus whatever for a month,
Speaker 1: we were gifted anything anything. I mean, my life is
Speaker 1: in a constant state of.
Speaker 3: Modification and one a day's optimization where yeah, where it's
Speaker 3: basically sorry night.
Speaker 1: I do it. At night, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 3: I got some produced air one. It was a container
Speaker 3: of riceed cauliflower and broccoli, and Jesus, it came up
Speaker 3: on the thing is five hundred dollars literally, and then
Speaker 3: it spent ten minutes with them dealing with it, you know,
Speaker 3: like getting it, getting its fifty. Yeah, I mean like
Speaker 3: Chris is like, how is it?
Speaker 1: You know, but that's amazing. I got the Kelp noodle
Speaker 1: since last week I got them, okay, so I haven't
Speaker 1: prepared them yet.
Speaker 3: So you know, I was doing the Kelp noodles and
Speaker 3: trying to sort of recreate the air one a little.
Speaker 1: Bit, right, yeah, scallion tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then I go, you know, I'll try the miracle
Speaker 2: noodles too.
Speaker 3: I haven't tried them in a while, you know, another
Speaker 3: little like chewier and like it'll be kind of nice.
Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna have to go to the
Speaker 3: hospital something because of Cognac. Okay, So Cognac Miracle noodles, right,
Speaker 3: and it's just Hubris right. I missed my workout the
Speaker 3: next morning, okay, because I was up till four a m.
Speaker 3: And I opted for sleep in favor of an early workout.
Speaker 1: Writing the can or what do you mean? No? So
Speaker 1: walk me through it. You wake up in the night. Okay.
Speaker 3: So first of all, I eat the whole package of
Speaker 3: the large package, okay, And I'm sorry, I don't know
Speaker 3: what to say.
Speaker 1: Well, eat the whole coverage. You have to because it's
Speaker 1: just air. You know, it's fifteen calories. Is why it's
Speaker 1: a miracle now, you know.
Speaker 3: It's like, so is I'm trying to think something that
Speaker 3: takes up space that's not food, right, Like if you
Speaker 3: whipped a piece of if you ground a piece of
Speaker 3: paper up mm, whipped it into a frenzy and froze that,
Speaker 3: I don't know it ate that also locale, right, So anyway,
Speaker 3: it's indigestible, right, It's like an indigen dustible fiber. And
Speaker 3: that's why the supplement and all this is kind of stuff. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's added to things. So like, and I've seen this
Speaker 3: in the past, and I'm like, it doesn't apply to me.
Speaker 3: I saw this article that was like, woman, here, I'll
Speaker 3: pull it up. You know it's gonna be good when
Speaker 3: it starts like that.
Speaker 1: One dies from miracle noodle.
Speaker 3: Women's stomach swelled to five times its normal size. No,
Speaker 3: and she was not vomiting constantly for ten days after
Speaker 3: eating noodles. Okay, so she ate a packet of Koonnak noodles.
Speaker 1: Okay, nothing else.
Speaker 3: So apparently the Konnak noodles are banned in certain countries.
Speaker 5: Stop stop because and this is where it's like the miracle,
Speaker 5: the hubris, okay, the the belief that So it's so
Speaker 5: it's this big package of slippery noodles, and the particular
Speaker 5: joy I get out of them is to eat them
Speaker 5: in like a childlike way, like slipperly, like slipperly gobbling
Speaker 5: them up, kind of like okay, swallowing them. It's it's
Speaker 5: the whole point is the quantity, right, that's what they've offered. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so I experienced this sort of upper upper upper pain
Speaker 5: where I become or just I become convinced it's it's
Speaker 5: lodged in the stomach.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Now, so then when I start reading about and oh
Speaker 3: and then and then and then I do a little
Speaker 3: more googling, you know, you know people are like ungodly pain,
Speaker 3: you know, like people like writing on Amazon like this
Speaker 3: nearly killed me whatever, okay, okay, because it can form
Speaker 3: a tangle a mass in the stomach of these noodles
Speaker 3: that like, so this can happen have you heard about
Speaker 3: per Simmons?
Speaker 1: No, oh, well here we go. Wa wa wait, Jacqueline,
Speaker 1: you're you're triggering a memory of me eating something per
Speaker 1: Simon and having a horrible stomach ache and being like,
Speaker 1: well it can't be per Simmons. No wait, what tell me?
Speaker 2: There's these things called like it's called like a bezoar.
Speaker 3: Or something, okay, And it's when something indigestible kind of
Speaker 3: stays in the actual stomach stomach right, and and it's
Speaker 3: like whatever person's can cause it, like celery whatever, and
Speaker 3: and sometimes they have to be surgically removed.
Speaker 1: No, or are you ready for this? It could be
Speaker 1: worse than surgically removed, I know.
Speaker 3: So then so then I'm reading and I end up
Speaker 3: on this like National you know, nh whatever, and it's
Speaker 3: about like the treatment a successful non surgical treatment.
Speaker 1: Diet coke.
Speaker 2: Okay, to eject it, to dissolve it.
Speaker 3: So so I become convinced I'm sort of like like
Speaker 3: having these like hiccups like a cartoon character, okay, And
Speaker 3: I'm like it would happen to me and this woman
Speaker 3: in my mind okay, because other people, I don't know.
Speaker 3: They get to the thing that maybe they have a
Speaker 3: portion of the noodles, they eat it some normal paste.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, this is the kind of like
Speaker 2: the Hubris the mirror like that.
Speaker 3: I would just be like, beat the whole package, eat
Speaker 3: it fast, and then have this happen.
Speaker 2: So I can become lightly convinced.
Speaker 3: And I know it's slightly hypochondria, but I'm like, uh, okay,
Speaker 3: and I'm not hypochondriac. But I was having fucking symptoms
Speaker 3: and it was up not talking about bloat. I'm not
Speaker 3: talking about anything. And so I'm like, it's there. It's
Speaker 3: sitting there. Of course it's sitting there, you know. And
Speaker 3: I send Chris out for diet coke. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm reading about this thing. It's like it's like I
Speaker 3: do this like fast research and then I know all
Speaker 3: these things and it's like there's no like way to explain.
Speaker 1: I really know what you look like when you're in
Speaker 1: when you're in pain. I can like see your face exactly.
Speaker 1: It's hysterical. Really yeah, but keep going.
Speaker 3: So I'm like I'm like, I send them out for
Speaker 3: the die coke, and I'm like, all right, because I
Speaker 3: read that, you know, I forget what the amount of
Speaker 3: die coke, but wasn't like insane. They were like it
Speaker 3: could be given to children, like through the nasal passage
Speaker 3: in a tube, like straight down with the stomach. But
Speaker 3: but it was like, but drink it, like we'll get
Speaker 3: it done. And they were like, you know, within twelve hours,
Speaker 3: like completely dissolved. Because you know that you can also
Speaker 3: declog and toilet scale your toilet diet. It's diet. There's
Speaker 3: something cellulas or something. I don't know, So do you
Speaker 3: want anything else? And then my classic when anything with
Speaker 3: the stomach, if I'm not a lergy reaction or anything,
Speaker 3: I want saltines.
Speaker 1: So I had.
Speaker 3: I'm drinking diet coke like mother's milk, knowing that it's
Speaker 3: a medical treatment for what I'm convinced. It was pretty tasty,
Speaker 3: you know, knowing and I haven't had gyet coke in
Speaker 3: a really long time because I really just made the
Speaker 3: mental connection that that is not good. So it's pretty
Speaker 3: wild to crack open a couple of cold can makes
Speaker 3: you feel like a real American watching television, nibbling watching movies,
Speaker 3: nibbling saltines in the night, and just feeling like sultines
Speaker 3: are healing me, you know.
Speaker 2: It was heavenly so and then I started to feel better.
Speaker 3: And I also started to feel like I knew that
Speaker 3: if this horrible thing was happening, I had at least
Speaker 3: begun treatment myself at home. Like It's like I woke
Speaker 3: up the next morning this was like a real problem.
Speaker 3: Well I started the diet cope treatment, you know, so
Speaker 3: it just calmed down and then I was fine, amazing.
Speaker 1: I can't I want to be I want to be clear.
Speaker 1: This is the miracle noodle that comes in the bag
Speaker 1: that you open the top.
Speaker 3: Well, miracle noodle any konnak you just gotta look for
Speaker 3: kognac Okay, k oh, I really.
Speaker 4: Have to go.
Speaker 1: She's left. Oh my god, because my partner and I
Speaker 1: have been mainlining these water or get a cognac flower
Speaker 1: citr grass.
Speaker 3: Okay, so so mainlining these. Now here's my question. You
Speaker 3: probably split that packet, right, Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 1: I think two for two people. I mean, depending on
Speaker 1: hunger levels, because we do an unbelievable to Maris yar
Speaker 1: tofu with it, so we do like a to foster
Speaker 1: fry with it. Well, I just feel like there's factors
Speaker 1: like let's just say it's like you're dehydrated or something, right,
Speaker 1: Like I eat that on an empty stomp with nothing
Speaker 1: I don't know, like lying on like half on my back,
Speaker 1: like like I'm like a straight line and then my
Speaker 1: neck is curved and I just.
Speaker 3: Like eat it and it just sits there. I don't
Speaker 3: I don't know. So back to Kelp for me. Although
Speaker 3: although to say it, I'm scared because they were like
Speaker 3: I dine, you can't have an every day I.
Speaker 1: Just want something I can have every day you always do. Well.
Speaker 1: I have a question. I actually don't have a question.
Speaker 1: I just want to talk about dinner. Are you so excited?
Speaker 1: That's fine? And I want to talk more about a
Speaker 1: poog water bottlecause I'm actually pretty excited about it too. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, Jars tonight, we're going to dinner tonight.
Speaker 1: You and I haven't had dinner together since the poop
Speaker 1: tour talking. Oh my god, Lee Chu Tini. Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know what I would appreciate coming from you eat
Speaker 3: a little something before you arrive so that we can
Speaker 3: launch into a cocktail together.
Speaker 1: Ooh, that's a really good idea because I'm always scared
Speaker 1: to drink on the empty stomach due to my migraines
Speaker 1: and such.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're always having to wait if you had
Speaker 3: a little something. I mean, does that sound insane to you?
Speaker 1: But here's why I don't want to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm so excited to be hungry for jar. I know,
Speaker 1: but what would I have a couple of crackers? I
Speaker 1: don't know. Is that enough? See? That's the thing I
Speaker 1: want to pre eat. Oh, by the way, here's another
Speaker 1: class ack jar thing. Here's another class ack jar thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: they don't give you the food menu right away. They
Speaker 1: give you the drink menu. I'm sorry, this is not exaggeration.
Speaker 1: You kind of have to ask the food menu. It's
Speaker 1: amazing they don't force it on you.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Am I making this up? I really don't think so. No,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it. I really think. You get there,
Speaker 1: you sit down like, oh, would you like a drink?
Speaker 1: And they bring you a cocktail menu and then they
Speaker 1: bring you the food. Man, Now, are you gonna go steak?
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm trying to think what I had there? Sorry, mate,
Speaker 3: And she's cracking a celsius.
Speaker 1: You know what else?
Speaker 3: I'm drinking a miso packet soup plus medicinal bone broth
Speaker 3: plus waters stretch out the medicinal airwan broth.
Speaker 1: Another dream. Oh it wasn't a dream. I purchased airwon
Speaker 1: broth and spilled it on my shirt and it was
Speaker 1: turmeric and I was staining. Yeah, well I don't, I can't.
Speaker 1: I sent you another picture of a dropped item, an
Speaker 1: entire jar, a large jar mighty greens soup. It just
Speaker 1: slipped out of your hand.
Speaker 3: No, it was precariously placed on the wire shelving of
Speaker 3: my fridge. Things are getting a little tight in there,
Speaker 3: and I open it up and down it goes. Can
Speaker 3: you believe I I didn't scream. I didn't have the
Speaker 3: reaction that I had to days before when merely a
Speaker 3: coat slipped off a you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's that rage, it's that specific thing. It
Speaker 2: was interesting.
Speaker 1: I just I clean. I could just cleaned it up. Oh.
Speaker 3: So I'm reading Atomic Habits. Okay, I've brought it up before,
Speaker 3: but something has taken this time, and I've been reading
Speaker 3: it in bed.
Speaker 1: Well, here we go with a sponsor again.
Speaker 3: My hatch machine pressing the button and this sound coming
Speaker 3: out every night. Okay, So anyway, I'm reading Atomic Habits
Speaker 3: I like to read about self improvement wolf all in sleep, okay,
Speaker 3: because it's a promise of a future I don't know,
Speaker 3: and I feel like it's sinking in. So I read
Speaker 3: atomic habits. It's tiny little things, big results.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: One example, given that's just someone's tiny habit that has
Speaker 3: a huge effect. I have been doing it, okay, on
Speaker 3: even just the smallest level for the last two days.
Speaker 3: My life is literally changed. Okay, So describes this one
Speaker 3: guy who quote resets.
Speaker 1: The room when he leaves it.
Speaker 3: Okay, what now, Now this is the very opposite of
Speaker 3: dropping something and not picking it up. Okay, Now you
Speaker 3: know how we drop something and go okay, like almost
Speaker 3: like I didn't plan for that to fall, so I'm
Speaker 3: not picking it up right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's no time. There's no time. Right.
Speaker 3: It's like this belief in like I don't know, like
Speaker 3: extreme productivity to the point of absurdity. So like mm hm,
Speaker 3: I leave everything in a state of sort of process
Speaker 3: because the belief is that I don't want to put
Speaker 3: everything away in order have to take it all out again. Okay,
Speaker 3: but then you're constantly returning to mid project, mid process stuff.
Speaker 3: So it's like about to leave the room. You just
Speaker 3: look and you go like, what did I just do here?
Speaker 3: So like collecting a mug?
Speaker 1: Bring it? Okay, Okay, Hey, it's it's.
Speaker 3: So small, and I know it's how a lot of
Speaker 3: people already live their lives.
Speaker 1: I can hear, I can feel it.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's just just work with reset, reset the room.
Speaker 1: Okay. I glanced down. Every time you leave a room,
Speaker 1: you reset it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, And here's and of course it adds up
Speaker 3: because you know, it's not like you're fully cleaning the room.
Speaker 1: Once it's clean. It's actually not.
Speaker 3: That hard to keep it clean if we just do
Speaker 3: a little reset of the room, reset the room, and
Speaker 3: it's usually like you've only fucked up the room, like
Speaker 3: a little like it would just be like you glance
Speaker 3: back and you're like, oh right, like I opened that book,
Speaker 3: it's half done. Like I started drinking that water. Oh
Speaker 3: look my underwears on the floor, Like because I just
Speaker 3: took it off, it's already huge. Okay, it's literally already huge.
Speaker 1: I believe it. I believe it. I feel again. One
Speaker 1: day of organized life unbelievable. Oh.
Speaker 2: I was watching like some real I was fed by Instagram.
Speaker 3: Some just just classic, you know, somatic exercise, just like
Speaker 3: home remedy, like just whatever, shaking, and it was like move.
Speaker 1: I bought the little trampoline. You know this. I bought
Speaker 1: a baby trampoline and then gave it to my friend. Okay,
Speaker 1: I bought two by accident.
Speaker 3: Really, and it's been like my it's been my backpack
Speaker 3: holder for some time for I lay the old backpack
Speaker 3: when I come in that different prongs.
Speaker 1: Wait what prongs? I was picturing like the trampoline if
Speaker 1: you turned it on its side a little legs.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah there, yeah, those are yeah, yeah, exactly, that's
Speaker 3: part of it.
Speaker 2: That's sometimes, but often not often it's just laying.
Speaker 1: I may bring up the jarm and you while we chat.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, so we could even chat about it. So
Speaker 3: I haven't been there a while, but when I was there,
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I got oysters.
Speaker 1: Whoa, I mean, everything is perfect, there's the truth. Can
Speaker 1: you ever eat oysters? Essentially never. I have to have
Speaker 1: had like one and a half martin need to be
Speaker 1: able to down an oyster? Are you serious? Aross my
Speaker 1: eyes and I crossed my eyes and do it for
Speaker 1: the fun of it. But really I just think them
Speaker 1: as vessels for vinegar.
Speaker 3: I don't enjoy it, That's okay, but I mean I
Speaker 3: don't mind it as a vessel for vinegar.
Speaker 1: My friend, you know, had an oyster at a really
Speaker 1: fancy restaurant and projectile puked on her wedding day and
Speaker 1: was vomiting in the four Seasons lobby projectile across the
Speaker 1: business center.
Speaker 3: That's healthy, you know, like the whole Like forest fires
Speaker 3: are natural and like turns nitrogen.
Speaker 1: Know, we're in the soil or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's like really, I'm like, it's a bad oyster adaptive. Oh,
Speaker 3: a certain number of bad oysters in the bunch in
Speaker 3: order to clear things out every once in a while,
Speaker 3: fresh restart. But I like the sea taste. I like
Speaker 3: the sea taste. Whoa, the schnitzel chin is just pounded chicken.
Speaker 3: I always get the filet.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh right, this this menu I think isn't because
Speaker 1: they obviously have major seasonal items cream spinach.
Speaker 3: Oh well, there's the tomato salad, right, what do you
Speaker 3: think it's gonna be?
Speaker 1: Tomatoes won't be there? What are we wearing? Oho?
Speaker 2: I remind me I have to beg for shoes. Okay,
Speaker 2: So Marion.
Speaker 1: Park Marion Park sent some shoes love you were.
Speaker 3: Able to choose. So, first of all, the Marion Park.
Speaker 3: It's very very chic, high quality shoes. Let's just say
Speaker 3: it very well, ma. Now there's a point of difference.
Speaker 1: They're deluxe.
Speaker 3: The soles are special because they protect easier for long wear.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, they're long wear made.
Speaker 3: So anyway, and she's been incredibly generous, very generous.
Speaker 1: My Chelsea boots are from her. I felt like I
Speaker 1: was in a marian Park ad because I was wearing
Speaker 1: Mariam Park shoes hosting the galler for Reproductive Rights. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was like, who says you can't fight for doctor?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Sam looks? Because it was ridiculous. Oh my god. But
Speaker 1: it worked. The shoes work. They're fabulous. So I'm I'm
Speaker 1: paralyzed by choice. Well, don't worry because a lot of
Speaker 1: them are sold out. You may not have the choice
Speaker 1: you thought. No, I don't know. I sorted by size.
Speaker 3: And also it's coming up, and it's it's the main
Speaker 3: thing that I'm struggling with.
Speaker 1: It is send them and I'll tell you which to get.
Speaker 1: Who do I want to be? Yes? Who I am? Exactly?
Speaker 3: Okay, because I don't yet think I have shoes even
Speaker 3: for who I am, Like, I want to get shoes
Speaker 3: for who I want to be, absolutely right.
Speaker 1: But then I have nothing to wear to.
Speaker 3: Dinner because because you know what I'm saying, because because
Speaker 3: I got the like metallic like you know collection booties
Speaker 3: like and then I'm not going to wear someone.
Speaker 1: To wear at the cobbler. Oh my Manola's I want
Speaker 1: to wear to dinner are at the cobbler. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do three shows.
Speaker 2: Did you pay price for your Minola's?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I never have how e Bay real really real? Yes?
Speaker 3: Now, So so this is a question that's kind of interesting.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll have a moment where I can get pumped about,
Speaker 3: like I'm like, who look at these like some designer
Speaker 3: shoe being available in like a finished store, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: holy shit their Prada or something, right, Yeah, And then
Speaker 3: I can have a moment where I'm just like, you know,
Speaker 3: some bitch dropped off her box of shoes, and here
Speaker 3: I am going to shell out still real money, yeah,
Speaker 3: like for her sort of beat up like her beat
Speaker 3: up souls, you know.
Speaker 4: What I mean.
Speaker 3: Like, Yeah, I can't sometimes decide if that is joyful
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 1: I've gotten on the Manola front, I've gotten like essentially
Speaker 1: brand new. I've gotten very lucky with some Manolo's and
Speaker 1: they're hardly worn and not even close to half price
Speaker 1: of what they would be where you can see this
Speaker 1: even if you brandon Manolo's six hundred dollars, so like
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars shoes.
Speaker 3: Right wait what No, you're saying wait wait wait, you're
Speaker 3: saying their half price or you're saying they're were better.
Speaker 1: They're not even close to half price. I'm paying less
Speaker 1: than half price for a good jew Larry. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: back half of this episode is it's a back episode,
Speaker 1: big tits on the back. Yeah, okay, So I was
Speaker 1: actually thinking about this. I'm an Academy Award attendee instead
Speaker 1: of nominee Academy war put that in the bio be
Speaker 1: Kate Berlin.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Now in your mind, was it the Academy
Speaker 3: Awards or was it the Oscars?
Speaker 1: Where what were you at?
Speaker 2: In your mind it was that it was the Oscars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they ask yes, go on? So so okay,
Speaker 1: so I was I was allowed to attend the Oscars
Speaker 1: due to my childhoods friend Sammy Birch being nominated first
Speaker 1: writing May December. I repeat, she wrote December. She wrote it,
Speaker 1: and she wouldn't have trouble with me saying this because
Speaker 1: it's deeply inspiring. She wrote it in her actual closet
Speaker 1: and during COVID she didn't have an office. She had
Speaker 1: she converted. She's like wallpaper, it's beautiful poeting. She got
Speaker 1: nice wallpaper for her closet, like one of those little
Speaker 1: desks that you pulled down from the wall. Like not
Speaker 1: even this, like like a dinner on a TV dinner tray. Yes,
Speaker 1: she wrote this as a sample. She was nominated for
Speaker 1: an Oscar. Okay, and she's brilliant. She's written many brilliant screenplays,
Speaker 1: and she's been writing since she was fucking fifty. But
Speaker 1: what the point is? The point is got to go.
Speaker 1: And by the way, screaming because I thought, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go, I took John, of course, because we've been
Speaker 1: watching the you know, the Oscars for ten years together
Speaker 1: and I thought we're gonna be way up. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you know what it for?
Speaker 3: No, sorry, just because you know what, and I haven't
Speaker 3: done it this year. Wait, sorry, okay, No, I got
Speaker 3: excited because remember because what I've been doing for ten years,
Speaker 3: is commenting yearly on the in memoriam.
Speaker 1: Okay, and it's like Jacqueline, tell you, Jacqueline, if you
Speaker 1: say they tell you not to apploud in the room,
Speaker 1: I mean to tell you this right.
Speaker 3: So so because remember one year I wrote they finally
Speaker 3: did it, like I used to tweet these things.
Speaker 1: Like because Jacqueline always had a funny thing. Basically, I
Speaker 1: think it's disgusting.
Speaker 3: I think it's astonishing and discussing people literally like during
Speaker 3: memorial but see the person they know or like or
Speaker 3: care about.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, okay, because they don't do that. No, maybe
Speaker 1: a little chairs, but applause, applause, applause, you know what
Speaker 1: it is. It's just escalation of applause, quiet, louder applause.
Speaker 3: And then then drop their hands to their to their
Speaker 3: lap when it's someone they don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I felt like the unevenness absolutely vile, and
Speaker 3: felt like they need to cut the mics to the room.
Speaker 3: They need to blast totally whatever the sound. No, so
Speaker 3: when did they tell you? So they go before.
Speaker 1: The memoriam in memorian memoriam.
Speaker 3: The memorial impossible say in memoriarium okay, whatever the memory
Speaker 3: portion they say in the room.
Speaker 1: Please withhold your applause till the end of the segment,
Speaker 1: like graduation. Why the fuck, By the way, they have
Speaker 1: an or live orchestra playing gorgeous? Why the fuck do
Speaker 1: they have modern lyrical dance the most devastating form of expression.
Speaker 1: Why do they have that? Sorry, it's so rude again,
Speaker 1: I'm pmsing. Okay, you're a lyrical dancer. To listen to
Speaker 1: the poog.
Speaker 3: Well, also, I mean lyrical dancing is like phenomenal, like
Speaker 3: literally like it's actually like one of the only expressions class. Okay,
Speaker 3: like I literally like can't get enough if you ever
Speaker 3: watched Dating and Dance, like you are praying for lyrical numbers.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, great anyway, but go on. But I still
Speaker 1: was like the lyrical dancing it's weird, like just have
Speaker 1: the music.
Speaker 3: But there were lyrical dancers during the Yes, yes, because
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: Running around trying to get ready.
Speaker 1: Did you see me and John during the broadcast? Because
Speaker 1: because of the broadcast, Because the point is I thought
Speaker 1: we'd have nose. We had unbelievable seats, Jackman. I thought
Speaker 1: would be way in the back, way in the back
Speaker 1: up high. We had shocking seats. I could not believe it.
Speaker 1: We were seated in front of nominees. Do you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying? That's crazy. We had a beautiful view.
Speaker 1: I mean it was it was. It was startling and
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, so fun to be down there because
Speaker 1: it's my I can't believe we were seated in front
Speaker 1: of nominal sporting of it. I know that I'm not like,
Speaker 1: not actors, of course, but the other right, right, but uh,
Speaker 1: it really was fun.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: Jacqueline texts me because there's some different parties going on whatever.
Speaker 1: Jacqueline's like, is it really black tie or something? And
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean yeah, like the parties are
Speaker 1: formal and you were like I didn't. I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I texted, is it really back to? Because here's here's
Speaker 1: what just happened.
Speaker 3: I just saw on the invite or whatever on the
Speaker 3: thing like or I looked at the email.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, let me look at this one.
Speaker 3: Oh black tie, And I was like, how how did
Speaker 3: I miss this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So you were like a black tie two.
Speaker 2: Hours from a party and it's black tie.
Speaker 1: I get to this party. There's Jacqueline looking absolutely beautiful
Speaker 1: radiant next to Chris who's in a tux, and I
Speaker 1: go over and go look at you two, you guys
Speaker 1: looks great. You inform me that you secured the outfits
Speaker 1: two hours prior. Can you believe it? No? It was.
Speaker 3: It was a triumph for me of something I believe
Speaker 3: in deeply, which is like, no, we can do this.
Speaker 1: There's a way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like there's a part of me that's like and particularly.
Speaker 1: Because with boys it's like, I mean, needing the black tie,
Speaker 1: the tucks. It's why it's easier and also harder.
Speaker 3: Right, So I go. So first I get in my head,
Speaker 3: I always think that, like anything.
Speaker 1: Is it's uncouth to turn a woman woman away? Oh right,
Speaker 1: the fear right right, like a woman. So imagine this,
Speaker 1: a woman all dressed up, she walks up to the party,
Speaker 1: though it's not black tie, doll try next year coming
Speaker 1: here in a house dress, slob. They're not going to
Speaker 1: do that. But a guy dressed remember as it gets
Speaker 1: exactly thank you. But a guy walks up without a tie,
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here, and he deserves it
Speaker 1: in my book, So yeah, keep going.
Speaker 3: Well, it led to this whole conversation because we were
Speaker 3: remembering way back when when like Tom Cruise was like
Speaker 3: the first to wear like a tie instead of a
Speaker 3: bow tie or something at the black Tie Oscars.
Speaker 1: It was like a whole, like.
Speaker 3: A moment anyway ages ago. So I'm like, we're gonna
Speaker 3: hit the vintage stores on the break. Okay, We're gonna like,
Speaker 3: we're gonna run in, We're gonna find and I'm just
Speaker 3: picturing there's gonna be some like vintage tucks that will
Speaker 3: be like a little off but technically a tucks. They
Speaker 3: can't turn her away. Yeah, totally get that out of
Speaker 3: my head, you know. And I'm like, and I'll fine,
Speaker 3: like a gown, you know. And then it's the quick
Speaker 3: googling of like what constitutes black tie, the whole thing.
Speaker 3: I'm like, we can do this, and so I go,
Speaker 3: there's the growth. Let's not fuck around. Okay, I go,
Speaker 3: we're calling Banana Republic.
Speaker 1: I love this. I love this. Okay, tram dial up
Speaker 1: Banana Republic.
Speaker 2: I go, Hi, I go, do you have off the
Speaker 2: rack tucks?
Speaker 1: By way? I just try to stop you. I'm having
Speaker 1: I'm in heaven right now because it's like gonna story
Speaker 1: is what. I love this.
Speaker 2: It sort of like feels like there's no way.
Speaker 1: It's actually a commerce a dream. Chris, I do it
Speaker 1: on speaker.
Speaker 3: Okay, I go, Chris, go look at your make be
Speaker 3: sure you know your size is, get your sizes ready okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm efficient as hell.
Speaker 1: I go, you know whatever? Okay, yes, sorry, yes, I go.
Speaker 2: Do you have the thing? Do you have in this
Speaker 2: size and this size? Hold?
Speaker 1: Please? Okay?
Speaker 4: Goes over that.
Speaker 1: Yes, we do set it aside for you. I go.
Speaker 3: And he set aside a shirt and a tie and
Speaker 3: whatever the hell else you need for this, okay. And
Speaker 3: and it's like, Chris go, you know, and he doesn't
Speaker 3: have a tux and it's like, no, he's got a tux.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I stand by Banana Republic.
Speaker 1: Okay. By the way he was gonna look, he looked great.
Speaker 1: It was like a beautiful like do you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying? And then we tucked and you have time
Speaker 1: to tailor it and you wouldn't have known.
Speaker 3: No, so and he's still going to get like things tailored,
Speaker 3: like you know, that's the dream. I mean, I I
Speaker 3: this is another thing about who I want to be,
Speaker 3: like a woman who has Taylor my clothes tailored. So
Speaker 3: I send him off. I go, go, go get your tucks. Okay,
Speaker 3: I run off to Librea. It's all tailoring exactly, okay,
Speaker 3: to look good, to look truly good. It's tailoring, right,
Speaker 3: It's all because that's what no one has, right, Like
Speaker 3: I mean, like that's the difference.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't like.
Speaker 2: I like these rules like it's very sad. It's all tailoring.
Speaker 3: Like that satisfies me, that sort of like yeah, sureness,
Speaker 3: So I want it to be true, and I have
Speaker 3: a principle to live by.
Speaker 1: It is true. So I run off.
Speaker 3: I end up at this place the way, the Way,
Speaker 3: the way we were or.
Speaker 1: Which is an iconic vintage Los Angeles clothing store. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I go.
Speaker 3: Now I'm usually a classic don't want help girl, leave
Speaker 3: me alone to my interior.
Speaker 1: How fun? Help me, help me, help me up to
Speaker 1: be the Okay, But.
Speaker 3: I just said I decided I go. And to be clear,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to ask yours. I'm just going to
Speaker 3: an after party, but go and start looking around first.
Speaker 1: If I call on the way, I go, do you rent?
Speaker 3: Do you rent clothes for a night? You know I
Speaker 3: know the answer is no, But I'm like whatever. Then
Speaker 3: I go like, well see you anyway.
Speaker 1: You know. It's almost like it's like, uh.
Speaker 3: So go in, start gathering a few things, and finally
Speaker 3: I just, I know, I'm like, hi, you know, like
Speaker 3: I just went for it.
Speaker 1: And was like so yeah, totally, She's fun. You know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is Los Angeles. Weren't a vintaged store.
Speaker 1: Isn't this what they live for? Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 1: Oscars after it's the way we party or they it's
Speaker 1: it's vintage stretch.
Speaker 3: And I go and so I go, I'm going to
Speaker 3: this party right and meanwhile, like the Oscars are unfolding
Speaker 3: right now as you speak.
Speaker 1: I'm going to this party.
Speaker 3: I go, and I uh, it's black tied, and I'm
Speaker 3: realized and I'm pretty sure I pulled off the rack
Speaker 3: address I got like eight dresses in there, okay, and
Speaker 3: one of the ones that I had pulled off the
Speaker 3: rack downstairs where stuff was like half off or something,
Speaker 3: because the upstairs is work.
Speaker 2: It's really fancy downstairs less.
Speaker 1: So go in. First thing, I put on zip it.
Speaker 3: Right up and I go and you know, when you're
Speaker 3: like in the dressing room and you're like, is this incredible.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, like you're like not sure, You're like like,
Speaker 3: I mean, certainly for trying to find a quick black
Speaker 3: tie out. So then I step out. I go downstairs
Speaker 3: with this expression like I'm sorry, you know area hello,
Speaker 3: first try yeah, and then it's like you're not gonna
Speaker 3: do well, You're not gonna do better than that, you know,
Speaker 3: like it's done. Oh, I love, it's done.
Speaker 1: And it was two hundred bucks and it was affordable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one hundred bucks. I mean that's crazy, but still two
Speaker 1: hundred fifty bucks and that's yes, that's an expensive store.
Speaker 1: And we're looking at a thousand dollars dresses in that store.
Speaker 3: And then I throw it on, grab my Einstein's palm,
Speaker 3: and Roe host the bag.
Speaker 2: I don't really have great picks.
Speaker 3: Although they were doing a step and repeat, I stepped
Speaker 3: up like a confused did prom you know, like yeah,
Speaker 3: you know prom is now how you do it?
Speaker 2: Like I did?
Speaker 3: Like prom post kind of which is what it's like.
Speaker 3: Chris slatele behind me, us both facing the same way.
Speaker 1: It's not Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's kind of like and I'm like, where are
Speaker 3: They're not on the.
Speaker 2: Cover of of the La Times. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1: Have you checked gutty images?
Speaker 2: No, oh, sweetheart, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check for you right now.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you why they didn't ask for my name.
Speaker 1: They don't need to, sweetheart, I think they do. They
Speaker 1: don't need to. There you are. Oh no, that's not you.
Speaker 1: I do see what you and Chris at the opening
Speaker 1: of Kate. Oh my god. Yeah, nothing, I'm not seeing
Speaker 1: from that night, I know, but keep going.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's interesting coming to these events and sort
Speaker 3: of tapping the photographer, like being.
Speaker 1: Like, love you to get me, by the way, we
Speaker 1: tapped a roaming photog in that party to get us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and where are we? Where are those photos lost to history?
Speaker 3: I know I'm thinking of reaching out no respect. I
Speaker 3: mean I I I'll admit it.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 3: I love the kind of clawing crassness of it all.
Speaker 3: Kind of love like running for a dress because like
Speaker 3: what am I gonna do? Like like I got to
Speaker 3: make an impression.
Speaker 1: It's Hollywood. That's fun. That's that's fun. That's that's fine.
Speaker 1: I need a dress tonight. Well that's your style for sure,
Speaker 1: is what you famously get things the day of Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I went to the late night shows and stuff. Always
Speaker 1: everything like I'm on tonight show tonight, Well, yeah, that
Speaker 1: can go either way. What's going on over there? Heard
Speaker 1: a lot of face sounds, saw the face. I gotta
Speaker 1: get into beauty Sean, I gotta pay for beauty shamans
Speaker 1: like three week fucking does she have a thing? Whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck? Yeah? I think she has.
Speaker 3: Like that would require us doing it to make that
Speaker 3: a habit. Mm, we'd have to I don't know. That
Speaker 3: would have to be a habit.
Speaker 1: Stacking.
Speaker 3: It has to be stacked with something like that you
Speaker 3: do every day that doesn't use the hands.
Speaker 1: And I'm saying, I mean what you probably do is
Speaker 1: you add it to your face washing TV experience face washing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, TV TV, well TV. But that's when I lima,
Speaker 1: I guess I have to add it. I was watching Bachelor.
Speaker 1: I'm back on Bachelor's you know, watching Bachelor last night
Speaker 1: as my partner lifted waits watched together. My gosh, I'm
Speaker 1: not now. Were you just in Repose? Yeah? It was
Speaker 1: Heaven and Repose.
Speaker 2: Yeah you weren't doing sy Master No.
Speaker 1: But here's what's interesting. Woke up with sore thighs as
Speaker 1: though I had worked out yesterday. I hadn't been in
Speaker 1: my dream. I was doing these crazy workouts with my legs.
Speaker 1: Woke up the thoughts, crazy dreams happening, sailing through the air,
Speaker 1: holding a bomb in my hand, throwing it. Oh, really
Speaker 1: weird technology up close, diving into the water, some wild ones.
Speaker 1: Last night.
Speaker 3: I can't remember as much a thing, but in the
Speaker 3: morning I knew it was. It was on a level
Speaker 3: that would immediately disappear.
Speaker 1: It was it held paradigms that could not stand the
Speaker 1: day follow through to conscious life. Yeah, so I knew that,
Speaker 1: and it was going to be gone.
Speaker 2: Unless I wrote it, and I was in no mood.
Speaker 1: Quick announcement. I was a guest on this youngie in life.
Speaker 1: What can you believe it? Oh my god, amazing huge
Speaker 1: And guess what they're going to do. Guess what I'm
Speaker 1: convincing them to do. I'm convincing to do. That's what
Speaker 1: I beg them to do, and they're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: An episode on like performer, like the performer as an archetype,
Speaker 1: and it's like a youngion like analysis of my god,
Speaker 1: great brilliant. Well, I think we have to wrap up
Speaker 1: the all, but really quickly. I'm tired too, but I'm
Speaker 1: so excited for dinner. No, don't go yet. Okay, here's
Speaker 1: my question. Because I know you're a keto queen. I
Speaker 1: know you're a keto queen, but I'm a blood sugar
Speaker 1: slow cars off the table. Not technically okay, but just
Speaker 1: I'm saying for a crazy night now. It's like, I
Speaker 1: just want people to know our onion rings off the table.
Speaker 1: Nothing's off the table. It's okay if they are. No,
Speaker 1: I know. But because by the way, Jacqueline, I'm already
Speaker 1: anticipating they're gonna send a dessert. They're gonna send it.
Speaker 1: Not free dessert like an ice cream Sunday. Oh fuck,
Speaker 1: they're not sending anything, Kate. I don't know when you'll learn. Oh,
Speaker 1: they're sending something.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're sending anything. Do they know we're coming?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they know we're coming, and I'm gonna tell and
Speaker 1: maybe they know something we don't.
Speaker 2: That put me on there. I really need to start
Speaker 2: building the bond.
Speaker 1: I'm going to send a group text with me and
Speaker 1: I think I can feel it in my bones. I
Speaker 1: think I'm going with the filet. I think I'm going
Speaker 1: to get the filet as usual.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just got it. Always say the flavor is
Speaker 3: more in the some of the other.
Speaker 1: And you know what, You've really changed my life as
Speaker 1: a friend, because you know what you've put into my life.
Speaker 1: Not splitting appetizers.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my pride.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get my own salad.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my pride, my pride, my pride, my pride.
Speaker 3: This that is like a contribution that I yeah, it's like,
Speaker 3: oh especially, I was like, well, you've changed getting my
Speaker 3: own appetizers. That's incredibly They're not all finger food for
Speaker 3: the group.
Speaker 1: I would vote some. I would vote for tonight, two
Speaker 1: private appetizers, one shared appetizer. Yeah, I like that, two
Speaker 1: steaks or what I wonder what if are we going
Speaker 1: to get a vegetable side with whatever we get? Like
Speaker 1: we're going to get probably. I love the side the
Speaker 1: tendrils creamed spinach. Oh, I would use peach tendrills. I
Speaker 1: would do cream spinach.
Speaker 3: We're not in ramp season yet, are we, I like,
Speaker 3: Oh wait, what about No, the tomatoes sounds with the onion. No,
Speaker 3: I know, I know, honey, I'm saying it becose classic. No,
Speaker 3: I know, because you always go when we're.
Speaker 1: They're going these raidles on the menu. Now, I know
Speaker 1: this time of year, kim chi Brussels sprouts sounds like,
Speaker 1: what could that do? That will send you to heaven?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so excited. I'm gonna pick you up, Jams,
Speaker 1: purple yams. I'll pick you up at a round five
Speaker 1: fifty and let me think about this. What am I
Speaker 1: gonna and what are we wearing? I wish it was
Speaker 1: going hard. I didn't even tell you about my injury.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this really quickly. You're gonna love this. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe you won't. I mean, it's me being pained. Why
Speaker 1: would you love it? But this was eighty D. This
Speaker 1: was classic eight D racing. Rushing, right, I'm rushing. You'll
Speaker 1: relate to this too. In my office, I have this carpet.
Speaker 1: It like doesn't work. The carpet doesn't work in this
Speaker 1: way where the the door opens, and it's been bothering
Speaker 1: me for months. I'm doing it. Yeah unacceptable. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: rushing around. I do something. I grabbed the door. The
Speaker 1: door handle knocks me in the abdomen really hard because
Speaker 1: I run into it basically a full force. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: kind of I don't crumble. But I keel over a
Speaker 1: little and I go and this is I go. I
Speaker 1: can't live like this, and it's really here's what's really
Speaker 1: embarrassing about it. There's a repair man with him here.
Speaker 1: It's wonderful. Luckily my partner was here too. That's why
Speaker 1: I felt comfortable then, being like I heard myself. So
Speaker 1: then my immediately a bruce starts to form and a
Speaker 1: welt under the skin and my abdomen. Okay, which is
Speaker 1: alarming because I've never felt that in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a welt. I immediately text my doctor God bless her
Speaker 1: a full photo of the bruise. She goes, you're going
Speaker 1: to live.
Speaker 3: I made an appointment with a doctor based on a
Speaker 3: couple of reviews.
Speaker 1: It was the only way I have to zoc doc.
Speaker 1: I went on, zoc doc, look at this under my abdomen.
Speaker 1: Can you believe that it does look strange? It's not scary? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then here's it the next day, so the bump
Speaker 1: went down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what, you know what you should
Speaker 3: do on that or if it's gone already.
Speaker 1: No fun for you.
Speaker 2: But no Nima so perfect size.
Speaker 3: They say that it's good for soft tissue injuries, and
Speaker 3: it's such like a small little dot.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, yeah, that's amazing. Okay, well, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see you tonight. We'll take pictures of the jar,
Speaker 1: the post for the hags.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's new merch. I don't know if that's been
Speaker 3: made clear. It has been made clear, but there's a
Speaker 3: Juilliard hoodie.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. Focus sitting with the water bottle.
Speaker 1: It's want I want posts.
Speaker 2: Oh, I want to see it in the wild.
Speaker 1: You know, I think I actually requested that. I have
Speaker 1: to look to see what if God forbid. Due to
Speaker 1: my two phone system, I missed people's posts. Very possible.
Speaker 3: I'm thrilled to see that the water bottle is large
Speaker 3: and of high quality. I mean, as a large you'll
Speaker 3: recall it's containing water. I was like, our listeners are
Speaker 3: not gonna be satisfied with some nod to a water bottle.
Speaker 3: But I do want to evolve it. I want to
Speaker 3: get it a boot. I want to get it in
Speaker 3: a bag, sling over the shoulder, maybe like different options
Speaker 3: a charm mmm mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Okay, I love you. I'll see you tonight. What an
Speaker 1: absolute thrill, all right, I love you.
Speaker 4: Too.
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