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Speaker 1: much great. You know, speaking of Tampa, I just got
Speaker 1: back and let me tell you what a town town.
Speaker 1: I mean, Tampa. The culture there is umpire, just as
Speaker 1: you'd imagine of the podcast. Well, I want to tell
Speaker 1: you the big institution of Tampa is Bush Gardens. Tampa,
Speaker 1: and I didn't go which a refrigerator magnet with a
Speaker 1: tiger on it? Is that what you get when you
Speaker 1: go to the impart? I know when you go to
Speaker 1: Busch Gardens, there's everyone has that refrigerator magnet with a
Speaker 1: tiger on it that says Bush Gardens. Oh man, I
Speaker 1: want one of those. But I actually I can't believe
Speaker 1: I was in Florida without going to Orlando. So listen,
Speaker 1: listeners of the podcast will know that I fucking love Orlando.
Speaker 1: And did you know there's gonna be Avatar World in Disney.
Speaker 1: It's opening next month because everyone loves Avatar and everyone
Speaker 1: remembers the characters. All your favorite characters will be there,
Speaker 1: like the Blue Guy and the Blue Girl and Blue
Speaker 1: Sigourney Weaver. I think who became a tree at the end?
Speaker 1: Is that what happened? Also, Jimmy Fallon is a ride
Speaker 1: Universal Studios, So we can all ride Jimmy Fallon if
Speaker 1: that's what you want. Seventh grade meant to fully right,
Speaker 1: Um you guys? Okay, So what's what we're doing tonight
Speaker 1: is a night of fifty I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Is our segment on the
Speaker 1: podcast where we each take one minute to rant about
Speaker 1: something that is bothering us in culture. Something it's grinding
Speaker 1: our grinding our gears, really taking at our attack, taking
Speaker 1: our attacks, really getting at us. It's making us our
Speaker 1: skin raw. You know I would have been some famous.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey, we'll go through. We'll go
Speaker 1: through some tonight. Yes we will. Um. Now we have
Speaker 1: fifty unbelievable comedians that are here that are going to
Speaker 1: be going for it. Yeah. I hear some loose and
Speaker 1: some whistles for sure. Wait, can I say something, It's
Speaker 1: been a little while without an episode. We've been on
Speaker 1: a hiatus. You could say, big little lies. Who is watching?
Speaker 1: I have been so piste off that we haven't had
Speaker 1: an episode because all I want to talk about is
Speaker 1: big little lies. I haven't arguing argument with my friend Dave,
Speaker 1: Who's Reese. I'm Race. Do you want to be re
Speaker 1: interpret that however you want? I'm Race. I want to
Speaker 1: be I full on want to be Laura Dern in
Speaker 1: that she she has this like pine sized wine glass
Speaker 1: for the fans, for the fans of the pod she
Speaker 1: got for the fans of the show. She can she
Speaker 1: has a million phones, she can just toss in a pool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And then Shelene Woodley threw her phone
Speaker 1: in the last episode was throwing their phones and moderate
Speaker 1: she threw her phone off a cliff. By the way,
Speaker 1: speaking of Shade len um, what a fucking snooze? No,
Speaker 1: she is who cares? This is not going to be
Speaker 1: the anti Salne Woodley club. My god. I was not
Speaker 1: gagged for Slene when it started because I think she
Speaker 1: just looks too young to play that part. Right, I
Speaker 1: feel like Wendy fucking Williams right co hosts um no,
Speaker 1: but I think she looks too young for the part.
Speaker 1: But then she was. She's been a gaging me in
Speaker 1: the last couple episodes. She's she's not like fully accessing
Speaker 1: a different character, like she's giving me too much of
Speaker 1: her real Shaley would because she's grounded. Because that's because
Speaker 1: this character whatever her name is, like her name is
Speaker 1: you just know she's you know, she's a Bernie bro
Speaker 1: hashtag no d ap l like she is that person
Speaker 1: in real life. And oh my god, anyway, why not
Speaker 1: right b l l M. How about the whole is death?
Speaker 1: No one cares that beauty in the beast. Can I
Speaker 1: tell you, I haven't seen it yet, but I heard
Speaker 1: the last shot is Audrey McDonald, just like so that's
Speaker 1: how you know that there was a gay director, Bill Condon,
Speaker 1: Bill Condon, director of Dreamgirls. It was fun, it was fun. Um. Um,
Speaker 1: let's wait what else? Um? Oh, breaking culture news. Penelope
Speaker 1: Cruz is gonna play Donna Tella Versacchi an American crime story,
Speaker 1: the murder of Johnny Versaci. Can you I don't feel
Speaker 1: like I have no need feel ab right, that's it.
Speaker 1: I have hope. I have hope for are you kidding me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Loving feud. I'm loving people versus O J Man. I
Speaker 1: think Ryan's really just just batten Batten. That will be bad.
Speaker 1: Where my straits one hit out of ten? Would you
Speaker 1: know you're not helping the team ten? Let's just let's
Speaker 1: just move on with the show's lamb Um. We have
Speaker 1: on an amazing just guests before we start the night's proceedings. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I guess you guys didn't know this, but I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. The segment that this whole show
Speaker 1: was built around, Um, it has a national anthem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's and it's having its debut right here tonight and
Speaker 1: before before we hear this a list celebrity guest debut
Speaker 1: the inaugural performance of I Don't Think So Honey that
Speaker 1: we just want to bring her out and talk to her.
Speaker 1: We love her so much. Now, let's let's rest list
Speaker 1: the credits, the credit. Guys, you loved her, she was.
Speaker 1: She's an Academy Award nominated actress. But the kids, all right, yes,
Speaker 1: American American beauty. I will sell this house today, Yes,
Speaker 1: I will sell this house today. She was in the Grifters.
Speaker 1: I think she was in the Grifters. She was married
Speaker 1: to Warren Beatty. And guys, she was just recently snubbed
Speaker 1: for her amazing turn in twentieth century Women. Yes, give
Speaker 1: it up for twentieth century women. Now, everyone please welcome
Speaker 1: to the stage. Annette Benning Benning, Oh god, yes that one.
Speaker 1: Ant na. Thank you, Oh my god, honor, thank you,
Speaker 1: oh yes, Annette, thank you, thank you, Nat, thank you
Speaker 1: for being here, and you know what, thank you for
Speaker 1: being here to sing the national anthem I don't Think
Speaker 1: so money. Despite not being a singer, yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not a really I don't sing really in public? No, yeah, no, um,
Speaker 1: but this is really a kind of encouraging seeing all
Speaker 1: of you here. I mean you've really created kind of
Speaker 1: an amazing sort of movement, right yeah, yeah, definitely, especially
Speaker 1: kind of you know now with what with what's going
Speaker 1: on next? What's going right? Yeah? What are your thoughts
Speaker 1: about what's going yea, I mean, well I think all
Speaker 1: of us here are kind of airing grievances, Yeah, anything
Speaker 1: specifically you want to touch on with the current events
Speaker 1: or but there's just right, so much good to see
Speaker 1: you so much, so much. I have my my gum.
Speaker 1: This is kind of I was thinking, right, this is
Speaker 1: sort of an audio experience right right, It's kind of
Speaker 1: why I'm sort of just wrapped. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: look good for making you work, because let's take it.
Speaker 1: We'll take it. So to hear where I was warring
Speaker 1: after the mistake at the oh, well that you know,
Speaker 1: stuff goes on and then we you know, we power through. Right.
Speaker 1: We're used to this kind of you know, as in
Speaker 1: show business, right, stuffing down so right, right, especially with
Speaker 1: like what's going on with what's going on? Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a lot right happening. Yeah. I don't think it was warrant,
Speaker 1: I mean it was it wasn't Warrants fault because the
Speaker 1: only shitty thing that Warrant did was pass it off
Speaker 1: to Faye when he couldn't when he just couldn't make
Speaker 1: make sense of what was going on. So what are
Speaker 1: you throwing under? I'm saying, I'm throwing Warren at the
Speaker 1: best kind of boys club guys. We could we could
Speaker 1: get into what's going on right now, we can really
Speaker 1: get into it. But I think it's time on it
Speaker 1: to perform the I don't think so honey anthem. Now.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear your interpretation. This is gonna
Speaker 1: be amazing. If you are so moved, please rise for
Speaker 1: the national anthem anthem. I see you over there sitting,
Speaker 1: as I said, when you feel there are things in
Speaker 1: this world that you hate, when you feel there are
Speaker 1: things you don't like, when you need to speak out
Speaker 1: and you need to shout and you must say what
Speaker 1: for you like. I don't think so honey, I don't
Speaker 1: think so child, I don't think so bitch. I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, I don't think so shout. I don't
Speaker 1: think so big inning. There's one more thing and Nett
Speaker 1: wants to do. Oh my gosh, I'm a stone at
Speaker 1: the Oscars. Wow, thank you a nats, Thank you a gnat.
Speaker 1: That was. Can I tell you something, I won't have it.
Speaker 1: I won't have this ant I am a stone? Bullshit?
Speaker 1: Come on, I love her. We went to go see
Speaker 1: Twenty Century Women together. You were gagged for filth. It
Speaker 1: was amazing. And that was amazing. And look, I mean
Speaker 1: that was a Shenad O'Connor moment there. I loved. It
Speaker 1: was the truth. That was the truth, that was cultured. Listen,
Speaker 1: let's get started, you guys ready for I don't think
Speaker 1: so Anny live all right, you guys. Here's how it's
Speaker 1: gonna play out. We got fifty comedians that are gonna
Speaker 1: come out and rail against culture for sixty seconds each.
Speaker 1: Now they have an option here. It's tonight though. They
Speaker 1: can either do they're prepared. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Which they've prepared a topic to rail against, or we've
Speaker 1: carved a bowl and in the bowl are fifty random
Speaker 1: cultural topics that they do not know. They don't know
Speaker 1: what's in here, and they're gonna stand at that mic
Speaker 1: and if they want, we will read one of these
Speaker 1: allowed and they must rail against it no matter what
Speaker 1: it is for sixty, no matter if it's the best
Speaker 1: thing in the world the worst, I don't care. And
Speaker 1: so another thing we should mention um in the lieu
Speaker 1: of a timer, because just we just have to mention
Speaker 1: numerals flashing on a screen distresses everybody out right. So
Speaker 1: we're not gonna have that, and say we're gonna time
Speaker 1: from the table, and then we're gonna hold these paddles
Speaker 1: up as the as the clock they get paddled, and
Speaker 1: if they go over, they're gonna get water guns. They're
Speaker 1: getting water guns. I don't care who you are. I
Speaker 1: don't care if you're the star of Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're a New York Times best
Speaker 1: selling author. If you can't touch my hair, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. I don't care if
Speaker 1: you're our personal idol CoA Scola. You can't you cannot go.
Speaker 1: You will get sprayed. And here are the paddles. You've
Speaker 1: got thirty seconds left, five and that's one minute, okay,
Speaker 1: you guys, you guys, all right, So very quickly we're
Speaker 1: gonna example. We're gonna do an example of it. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, all right, should I go first.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the mic. Great and just out of
Speaker 1: your periphery. Just just check out the time A right,
Speaker 1: and also you know we have our cowbell there. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm ready. This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Seafood restaurants
Speaker 1: who don't give you the right tools to crack open
Speaker 1: your crab. I went down to Tampa Bay and I
Speaker 1: went to a crab stock and you think a coastal
Speaker 1: place is gonna do the right thing. I have cuts
Speaker 1: on my some because they didn't give me a sheller. Honey,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. If you give me just
Speaker 1: a lobster cracker, that is not that is not gonna
Speaker 1: work for crab. That's why they call it a lobster cracker.
Speaker 1: You didn't give me a sheller. You need to give
Speaker 1: me a sharper knife. And then when I asked, don't
Speaker 1: give me a face like you've been asked a thousand times.
Speaker 1: The reason you've been asked because we are gagged because
Speaker 1: we don't have the tools. A king crab has a
Speaker 1: spiky show, but it also has the most succulent and
Speaker 1: salty meat. How do I know? I work at Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Crab and Redhote seconds don't have the face like one.
Speaker 1: And go on over where and go on to snow.
Speaker 1: You can go over to Redhilk. You get a king
Speaker 1: crab a pounded a quarter for forty nine, so I
Speaker 1: know exactly how to crack open the crab. I don't think,
Speaker 1: so honey. See the restaurants together. Wow, that was amazing.
Speaker 1: It feels good. It's very freeing. Um all right, So
Speaker 1: now to demonstrate what it's like to be put on
Speaker 1: the spot, bow and fucking Yang. Here we go, bitch,
Speaker 1: Here we go, Bow and Yang. I'm choosing a thing.
Speaker 1: Here we go. I don't know bowen Yang, You're I
Speaker 1: don't think, so, honey, is about Sarah Paulson. It starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Sarah Paulson. You might be
Speaker 1: an amazing actress and you might have been the best
Speaker 1: part of Carol, but I don't think so honey. You're
Speaker 1: taking these long breaks in between projects. I want to
Speaker 1: see you all, but dude, not Dane. Every project I
Speaker 1: want you not made for an oscar every year for
Speaker 1: best Supporting Actress, And then someday honey. I want to
Speaker 1: be able to look at it at a reel of
Speaker 1: your work and in memorium of your work, but with
Speaker 1: with things that I wish I had seen more of.
Speaker 1: I don't want to look at her in memorium and
Speaker 1: think I wish you didn't you have done more, Sarah, Sarah,
Speaker 1: I wish you had taken up that role in the
Speaker 1: next Star Wars movie. Sarah, I wish you. I wish
Speaker 1: you would be done that appearance, and just hypothetically, I
Speaker 1: wish you had done an appearance on Comedy Bang Bang.
Speaker 1: I don't e Sara Paulson. I love you so much.
Speaker 1: I am just I don't think the wanting you for
Speaker 1: your own good. I don't think so, honey, Sarah Paulson,
Speaker 1: you are one of our most visionary actresses all our generation.
Speaker 1: You have to have to give us material to gag us.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. That was a very positive
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. What do you say we
Speaker 1: get started here with our first group. Oh also, guys,
Speaker 1: right before we start, we have a raffle tonight. We
Speaker 1: have proceeds going to trans Lifeline Organization UM dollar each
Speaker 1: a raffle. Please please please and go shwarts that hat.
Speaker 1: You're be a real crusaditya. You're excited. Um, trans Lifeline
Speaker 1: is great. Okay, here we go, guys, it's our first group.
Speaker 1: Everyone give it up for Sue de green Backi's your God,
Speaker 1: Alex English shlaire, sucking rusty jella Wow. All right, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Sutty Green, approach the mic. Fist bitch,
Speaker 1: fist bitch. Okay, Suti Green, do you go pre selected
Speaker 1: or you want the bowl selected? Bit? Your time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Henny. Women with three bags on
Speaker 1: the subway, yes, okay, your freaking purse. Okay, you got
Speaker 1: a tiny Lulu lemon bag for your lunch. What the
Speaker 1: fund is in that third bag? Okay, it's your gym clothes,
Speaker 1: it's your fucking laptop bag. First flap, bitch, Get a
Speaker 1: job with a fucking desktop computer. Okay, ye, off the
Speaker 1: park slop, stop up the Carol garden. Stop hollyoo working moms.
Speaker 1: Whuch you look ratchet. Okay, get a first Get a
Speaker 1: fucking toe bag. I'm trying to yet. Stop shaming me
Speaker 1: with my backpack, bitch, get a backpack. You know I
Speaker 1: have wings in my bag you know I have a
Speaker 1: laptop in my bag. I'm working comedian. I haven't concise
Speaker 1: sucking cute gass backpack bitch podka okay, and I I'm
Speaker 1: not giving you my ce bitch because you look a mess. Wait,
Speaker 1: sticking going, keep going, keep going. I guess I want
Speaker 1: to do that. Bitch. That's get up, bakis con to
Speaker 1: the mike, pre selected, the pre selected, Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Feeling bad for Melania Trump? Okay, honey, okay,
Speaker 1: why always feeling bad? Are you think she's trapped? This
Speaker 1: bitch can speak four to six languages and she's gonna
Speaker 1: end going Okay, anytime, honey again, anytime listen to us.
Speaker 1: When Donna last her outright, she said no because she
Speaker 1: went home and this bitch did her research, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: She's like, he's got a lot of money. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: marry him. She marries him for his money, he marries
Speaker 1: her for her looks. It's a tango, honey, she's doing
Speaker 1: honey right, Okay? And do you think his idea? I
Speaker 1: do not think so, honey, I I do not think
Speaker 1: so on that. Okay, you know what? Anytime she speaks
Speaker 1: in public. You know she's reiterating Donald's Trump's Donald Donald's
Speaker 1: point and says no new information. Okay, she does not
Speaker 1: care about your cause, honey, she does not care. And
Speaker 1: let me tell you what if she do you think
Speaker 1: she doesn't need money? She could sell her two million
Speaker 1: dollar wedding ring or two hundred dollar wedding dress. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know that's alex at lash. Here we go, pre
Speaker 1: selected or the bowl. Here we go. Bit your time
Speaker 1: shuts now, all right, I don't think so, asking me
Speaker 1: are you finding everything? Okay, well, I'm shopping in this store.
Speaker 1: I don't think the honey. I don't think the honey,
Speaker 1: because chances are when I tell you, oh, I need
Speaker 1: these in the size nine, You're gonna come back with
Speaker 1: a box but say, oh, we only have these in twelve.
Speaker 1: Oh bitch, I don't think so. Ha ha oh, honey,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because I'm gonna look you dead
Speaker 1: in your fashion. I'm gonna be like, well, I asked
Speaker 1: for a nine, you fucking terrorists that as Oh. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. What what happened back there while
Speaker 1: you was looking for them goddamn shoes? Was you back
Speaker 1: there when just like, well, he said a nine. But
Speaker 1: I wonder why I was back here. Maybe his feet
Speaker 1: grew magically, Maybe maybe he has Negro magical powers. Maybe. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. You only asking me if
Speaker 1: I if I was looking for something because I'm black. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, like saying lash, here we go,
Speaker 1: blast suckers. What the hell are all these models taking
Speaker 1: over the Food Net? Was? I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: All these bitches are swarming in taking ship over by sitch. No, no,
Speaker 1: fucking all these all these models has that food my
Speaker 1: hot life. Food is my passion. Now, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: All these O G shifts are just dying off for
Speaker 1: love of the game. Just they're eating, They're getting heart disease,
Speaker 1: just trying to do their jobs. These bitches, they have
Speaker 1: no qualification, just coming in, just taking all our jaws.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Five seconds. I've never want
Speaker 1: to see another model on the Food Network. Don't think so.
Speaker 1: Everyone good, you're fucking line. That's Christy Chilla. I'm coming
Speaker 1: in the fucking ball. Oh my god, she's going on
Speaker 1: the ball. What is it? What is it? New Patrick's
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Neil Patrick Harris's fucking kid, go go go.
Speaker 1: I don't it's so money. Patrick Harris's fucking kids. Nobody
Speaker 1: gives the fuck You're fucking kids. I don't even know
Speaker 1: their fucking names. I don't think so, honey. One of
Speaker 1: those names. Harder too soon. I dropped it too soon.
Speaker 1: Your back, Harris's kids. I don't think so, honey, Like,
Speaker 1: why are you gonna have kids? I'm stupid. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Kids are so stupid. I think. I
Speaker 1: don't think no, I I don't think so, honey. They
Speaker 1: dress up for Halloween and kill Conston to put into Instagram.
Speaker 1: Shut the funk up. I can't even I gotta go
Speaker 1: Christy to Night to Night for the phone minute. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's one minute. Everyone killing up for these motherfuckers. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Sudograd, Becky, you're going out singles Blair Sucky
Speaker 1: and Christie Chellow. Let's bring up our next five. Here
Speaker 1: we go, give up for Catherine Cohen, the cole Gotlin
Speaker 1: shares a maiden and a dressing and the Queen herself
Speaker 1: Matteo lame um. I just want to point a order,
Speaker 1: point of order or whatever. I don't have point of
Speaker 1: order is correct. No one's worn the hat so far.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, put the hat on. Help put the
Speaker 1: hound on, guys. It really just here we go. Catherine
Speaker 1: Cohen approach to the mic pretty selected, or for a girl,
Speaker 1: Catherine Cohen, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Women's clothing sizes, no bitch. I'm a medium adult Navy
Speaker 1: and a fourteen at top Shop doesn't cover my nips.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Okay, no bitch. I go
Speaker 1: into Tzara to buy an embroidered bomber jacket because I'm
Speaker 1: fucking modern. They say, we don't make this in a large.
Speaker 1: I don't think, to honey. They say, we just go
Speaker 1: up to a medium. I don't think so, honey. I
Speaker 1: go to urban. They say, we don't carry thirty two
Speaker 1: in story usually. I don't think, so honey. I go
Speaker 1: to urban. They do, they do? They do extra small,
Speaker 1: not extra large. I don't think so. Okay. I am
Speaker 1: not the biggest woman in the world, but I'm the
Speaker 1: biggest size in all the stars. No bitch. To make
Speaker 1: more sizes, some more people buy your clothes. It's called capitalism, bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. And also American apparel by bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Everybody God pre selected, preted, preselected.
Speaker 1: Here we go in to cool column that hat your
Speaker 1: time starts, and now I don't think so, honey. Artisanal catchup.
Speaker 1: You guys all know exactly what I mean. You have
Speaker 1: the goal to think that you can improve upon a
Speaker 1: condiment so universally beloved that pre eminent writer Malcolm glad
Speaker 1: Well devoted a six thousand word essay to how it
Speaker 1: is fundamental to the nature of the American public, writing
Speaker 1: that catchup pushes all our primal buttons and runs the
Speaker 1: sensory spectrum serten, which triggers pleasure centers for sweet, sour, salty, bitter,
Speaker 1: and the ever hard to capture mommy. Artisanal catchup combines
Speaker 1: all the pretentiousness of homebrewing your own beer with the
Speaker 1: disgusting taste of homebrewing your own beer, and when you
Speaker 1: get down to it, our artisanal catchups even catch up,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. No matter what direction you
Speaker 1: go with it, you're immediately veering into side for Marinara territory.
Speaker 1: So the next time a waiter tells you to try
Speaker 1: to sell you an idea of artisanal ketchup, I beg
Speaker 1: of you. That's all. Wow, everyone welcomes the selected, pre selected. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Your time starts now. I don't think
Speaker 1: so Frisky's cat food. I've had it with you. I
Speaker 1: was watching what I thought was a normal AST commercial
Speaker 1: and it got to the end and the slogan is
Speaker 1: Frisky's for Cats by cats. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: ha ha. I find it very hard to believe that
Speaker 1: no one at Frisky's has heard of Fu Boo. No one.
Speaker 1: And if you don't know what Foo Boo is, it's
Speaker 1: a clothing line for us, by us, for black people,
Speaker 1: by black people, because the clothing industry would not allow
Speaker 1: black people to be successful in that field. So Frisky's
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Speaker 1: what is it? I've been targeted by the ball. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, Honey, sex, I don't think so. On
Speaker 1: it sex, right, why don't you doing? You have a job,
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Speaker 1: are you doing with your body? You're putting? What where?
Speaker 1: What are you talking at the house? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my sheets dirty for what for? What for? What?
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Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't think so. Any waking up in
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Speaker 1: I don't think so. You are not gonna be the
Speaker 1: Little Mermaid live on Broadway? What are you talking about,
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Speaker 1: like me the Little Mermaid? Nah? What's had the past
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Speaker 1: The Little Mermaid. She can't sound like you are a
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Speaker 1: Give it up for John One, John One, John wa
Speaker 1: he's a little sean giving up for Rachel. There's John One.
Speaker 1: Come on, John, it's Rachel Darovski. Chel Sorry, come on,
Speaker 1: give it up for Alex song Yo, give it up
Speaker 1: for Kelly Quinn and left, but not at least give
Speaker 1: it up for Chris Burns. John One, it is time,
Speaker 1: but that happen, Yes, get it find your look there
Speaker 1: you go. Are we going Part selected or the bowl?
Speaker 1: John wants? I don't think so, honey, time start. It's now.
Speaker 1: Weak ass small dog owners who treat their small dogs
Speaker 1: like human I don't think so, honey. Do not walk
Speaker 1: down the street with your yappy ass, ratty ass dog
Speaker 1: and he's pulling you on the leash and you have
Speaker 1: the audacity to slip out of your snake tongue wallass,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Don't ask it a question. It's not
Speaker 1: a human. It is a dog, and you treat it
Speaker 1: like a dog because you're a dog owner, not a
Speaker 1: dog friend. You're bad that. And then you have the
Speaker 1: audacity to look at me with my noble eighty pound
Speaker 1: greyhound was walking like a fucking king. If that dog
Speaker 1: was yapping in your face, you would take up the
Speaker 1: range and inject it. And that is a dog double standard.
Speaker 1: I don't think so ugly, I don't fucking think so.
Speaker 1: Come on, a friend, you'll start going on right now
Speaker 1: on Tinder and start swiping bitch by. That's one met
Speaker 1: up for John one on Miss Rachel Robski that stop
Speaker 1: stop stepping the name of love to the mic. Step
Speaker 1: in the name of love to the mic. Now are
Speaker 1: we going presides? Are we going bowl? What was that?
Speaker 1: Are we going pre selected? Or are we going to
Speaker 1: can in Preparato's fun? All right, listen to your time
Speaker 1: starts right now. I don't think so. People who play
Speaker 1: their music out loud on the train. This this is
Speaker 1: business is this is not your house, because if it was,
Speaker 1: I would have removed my shoes and thank your mom
Speaker 1: for having me. Okay, I really need you not to
Speaker 1: play DJ right now because I'm trying to have a
Speaker 1: sad midnight commute home a k A B and my
Speaker 1: feelings and listen to Frank Ocean's Blond and read Sophie's
Speaker 1: Choice at the same damn. Okay, how am I supposed
Speaker 1: to processes it? Thir Day's anti semitism When you're out
Speaker 1: here landflow right is my house from your personalized speakure, bitch,
Speaker 1: what hey, you're gonna bring your speaker outside of the house,
Speaker 1: he will definitely get water damage and or we dropped,
Speaker 1: so hell no, we won't go leave that in the crib. Inclusion,
Speaker 1: Please do try to turn this one train into your
Speaker 1: personal situation. If you're trying to turn up, then listen
Speaker 1: to your headphones that you stole from your roommate and
Speaker 1: are definitely Apple. You are in an out of lives
Speaker 1: right under raft Wow, Please welcome Alex Song to the
Speaker 1: mike predetermined or I still don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: So are you gonna did you come prepared with one?
Speaker 1: Or do you want to pick a m I do
Speaker 1: have one? But let's go, bull, let's go. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. I will read it to face the audience. Okay,
Speaker 1: while I face them? Can I tell you what it
Speaker 1: would have been? I don't think so, Mark Ruffal, I
Speaker 1: won't hear that in Sam Alex Well, do you want better?
Speaker 1: Do you want better? I don't think so, Honey, Olivia
Speaker 1: Newton John? Right now, I don't think so. Olivia Newton John,
Speaker 1: You're gonna come on goody two shoes and then just change?
Speaker 1: Is that? What? Bull? Is this that I get scorted
Speaker 1: if I don't. John Travolta, come on, he's not gonna
Speaker 1: fuck you, you man. Fernia did she sing let's get physical? Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, welcome on, let's get this. Come on. I
Speaker 1: really hate Mark Revelo. That is not on the rule.
Speaker 1: Keep going five seconds, five seconds, five seconds. Alex Song
Speaker 1: broke every rule. That's one minute. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: I don't think song. I don't think so. Cali Quinn Kelly,
Speaker 1: talk to me, baby, thank you. I did come prepared.
Speaker 1: I'm an oldest child. Yeah, Kelly Quinn, your time begins now. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. I don't think so Ernest Hemingway. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Will come to me with your
Speaker 1: sparse ass, boring ass pros. No, thank you, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: I cannot take a ship in Brooklyn without making eye
Speaker 1: contact with three men who are obsessed with Ernest Hemingway.
Speaker 1: I will not accept it. I don't like it. I
Speaker 1: don't think soon Earns Hemingway. People say, oh, he's a minimalist.
Speaker 1: Right read between the lines. What lines? Give me lines
Speaker 1: to read between? Bitch? Please? Thank you learning so Ernest Hemingway.
Speaker 1: When I read I want to take a vacation. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to be transported. When I read Earnest Hemingway,
Speaker 1: it's chorday, bitch, and I don't own a broom. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't think so is Hemingway. The English languages a
Speaker 1: rich tappist, and your novels are threadbare. If I did
Speaker 1: a word cloud of the sun also rises, it would
Speaker 1: be wine, ambulance, bread spain. Seconds. Don't think so, thank Someway.
Speaker 1: I don't care for your post. Thank you. You're killing
Speaker 1: Max up Is Chris Ross work, that hot work that
Speaker 1: hat pre selected or the boy Chris Parers. I don't
Speaker 1: think so many time struts now, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Being in people's weddings is literally fucking trash. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: so happy for you that you're deciding to get married,
Speaker 1: and yes I'm happy for me that I'm the only
Speaker 1: gay person in your wedding, because I fucking love attention.
Speaker 1: But what I don't love is getting fucking Benmo requested
Speaker 1: every goddamn three days for two hundred motherfucking dollars. Bitch,
Speaker 1: No bitch, I do not want to buy you and
Speaker 1: engraved anything, And you do not want to sit on
Speaker 1: a beach in New Jersey and fucking fucking seashells that
Speaker 1: are made up glass and cigarette butts. And no, bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't want to drink out of dick shaped novelty
Speaker 1: glass I'm saying about whatever poorous bride's maid just left
Speaker 1: the room. I don't give a ship, bitch, And do
Speaker 1: not get me started on that fucking bridal shower, as
Speaker 1: if I'm not a big enough asshold having just paid
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars for her motherfucking Mimosa's how in and
Speaker 1: a goddamn omelet station. I was supposed to sit here
Speaker 1: with a fucking thumb up my ass and watch you
Speaker 1: rake in half of Williamsanoma and most of fucking bed Math.
Speaker 1: Then beyond, get the bitch, get in your wedding. Yes, bitch,
Speaker 1: of course I will, but I don't think i'll like it.
Speaker 1: Bit's tam it up for this grap unbelievable, unbelievable, John Juan,
Speaker 1: Rachel Geroski, Alison Kelly Quinn and Chris Burns and now
Speaker 1: please welcome this motherfucker's It's Aaron Jackson and his amazing
Speaker 1: sister Amy Joe Jackson and their amazing sister Ryan Leitch
Speaker 1: and the amazing sister Brian Foss and the iconic call
Speaker 1: a Skull. Come on, betch, come on, come on, come on,
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson, Please take the boat, Mike, Aaron pre selected
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Nick Jonahs. If I have
Speaker 1: to have another twink shove down my throat by the
Speaker 1: Disney corporate machine, I'm gonna game. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You have no talent. I watched in the twenty fifth
Speaker 1: Lea Mezzer Rob Anniversary and your face was screwed up
Speaker 1: like a pug. You can't sing, girl, name a song,
Speaker 1: none of you can. I don't think so, honey. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, you can't act. I turned off screen,
Speaker 1: queen you okay? Great? And also okay, we all we
Speaker 1: like him because of his body, right, He's not that hot.
Speaker 1: ABS don't make you hot. If what if any of
Speaker 1: you took Goofy's big dump dick up your ass once
Speaker 1: a year and Disney paid for your personal trainer, you
Speaker 1: would have apps. I don't think so, honey. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. If we all stopped eating, we could get ABS. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think say I think so. I think it
Speaker 1: is your trash. That's the one minute. If you took
Speaker 1: Goofy's big take, big dump dick once a year, it's
Speaker 1: Amy Joe Jackson, you pre select, I'm pre select. Here
Speaker 1: we go right now, all right, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Wicked the musical, How have you been running? For thirteen
Speaker 1: fucking years? Gregor McGuire wrote this rich, complex, beautiful political novel,
Speaker 1: and Stephen Schwartz shirted into some slick overduced commercialized pop
Speaker 1: clap trap. I haven't and I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Dare you purport that your show is about this rich
Speaker 1: relationship between these two strong women when all you do
Speaker 1: is pit them against one another over a man for
Speaker 1: two thirds of your supript I don't think so long
Speaker 1: a second the novel. You didn't have to do it
Speaker 1: that way, but you did it that way because it
Speaker 1: was easier. And that's why I keep preteens in their
Speaker 1: parents spending money. Or you're goddamn Joe. I don't think so, Ony,
Speaker 1: I'm fierro. No, thank you, I am sorry. Dance Think
Speaker 1: Your Wife is the most boring song I've ever fucking us.
Speaker 1: He has always played by some straight white guy who
Speaker 1: thinks he's God's gift to musical theater because he looks
Speaker 1: good and tight pants and has a nice bul every
Speaker 1: catch director in town. What's the funking by Honey? Big
Speaker 1: a Twain doesn't last? Forever? Club drap trap, riot, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: put it on preselected or the I'm gonna do preselected.
Speaker 1: Here we go, your time begins now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Conservative politicians in the South who aren't even from the South.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I had to grow up as
Speaker 1: a little fagon in rural Virginia my whole to eighteen
Speaker 1: years and here in ken Cucinelli say that gay people
Speaker 1: are unnatural. And then I find out he's from Edison,
Speaker 1: New Jersey. So honey, no, no, no, no, I want
Speaker 1: to see you go all the way back to Edison,
Speaker 1: New Jersey and say that to their faces. Not down here.
Speaker 1: It's already bad enough down in the South that we
Speaker 1: have bad schools and high rates of obesity and a
Speaker 1: lack of healthcare. And then you gotta come all the
Speaker 1: way down here because you couldn't fly your Confederate flag
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania or Vermont or Maine. No, no decade. So honey, no,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you. Ted Cruise born in Alberta. I
Speaker 1: don't want you down here in Texas. We've got our
Speaker 1: own problems down here with crazies in our own state legislation.
Speaker 1: Brian Witch, Amazing, Here we go, it's daddy, Brian Foss.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do selected selected. Here we go. Brian Foster,
Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The
Speaker 1: easter bunny, what the fuck are you Honestly, it's like
Speaker 1: your tacky, you're creepy, and you look like something Donny
Speaker 1: Darko threw up. And then just one I don't think so, honey, Bunny. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, so the Easter Bunny comes into your house,
Speaker 1: goes in your kid's room, ships out chocolate bunnies and
Speaker 1: it's not even good chocolate. It's mass Brothers chocolate. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, and the Easter Bunny don't even
Speaker 1: have a personality. It's like, are you funny? Can you
Speaker 1: even talk? Are you from like an alien planet? The
Speaker 1: only good thing we can say about the Easter Bunny
Speaker 1: is that everyone knows who you are, which is shady
Speaker 1: as I don't think Sonny. And furthermore, the Easter Bunny
Speaker 1: ruined my childhood. Gay little four year old Brian could
Speaker 1: believe in Santa, could believe in the Tooth Fairy, which
Speaker 1: is Lepricauns, but the Easter Bunny made my world crumble
Speaker 1: down because it's like, you were so unfucking believable fakes ship.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, I got real, got real, Brian
Speaker 1: Foss And now please welcome call, Let's go out of
Speaker 1: the Mike, come on, motherfucking talk to us. He's talking,
Speaker 1: and that's how you know. That's how you know. And
Speaker 1: switch here time starts. Now. My mom wants to have
Speaker 1: a relationship with me. I don't think so, honey. M hmmm.
Speaker 1: When I want to hear from some drunk bitch begging
Speaker 1: my forgiveness, I will wait till Brandy's next hit and
Speaker 1: run or or or or I will submit a riding
Speaker 1: packet to fallon. Okay, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. I
Speaker 1: spent my whole life wondering what I had to do
Speaker 1: to get you to love me. Turns out the answer
Speaker 1: was leave and wait for it. To think in that
Speaker 1: you're gonna die alone, bitch. I don't mean, come on,
Speaker 1: you should have thought of that. You should have thought
Speaker 1: of that before, mom, when you told me I was
Speaker 1: too old to play with barbies. Well, turn around and
Speaker 1: check your back from a hill sticker, because I am
Speaker 1: outgrowing you. Bit. I don't think so, HONEYA Oh my god,
Speaker 1: incredible Jackson, Amy, Joe Jackson, Ryan Lynch, Brian Fosson. Guys,
Speaker 1: welcome the next group before intermission. Here we go, Carly
Speaker 1: and Pelbon, Miss Joe Firestone, Mr Sam tagger, Tip Tagger
Speaker 1: and a partner now sherline? All right, here we go,
Speaker 1: Carly and motherfucking filmin. Are you know we are presenting?
Speaker 1: And here you start your little time because here we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. The look of victory that
Speaker 1: washes over one's face when they just make the train okay,
Speaker 1: and you know what you're talking about moments before you're
Speaker 1: running bitch, Okay, we all saw that messenger bag hit
Speaker 1: your head. Okay. And then you get on the train
Speaker 1: card and you're looking around. Now you're the king of
Speaker 1: this train, okay. And then you want to make eye
Speaker 1: contact with what you're okay, guess why win in New
Speaker 1: York do we try to make eye contact? Okay? So
Speaker 1: you look directly at me to see advice? How what
Speaker 1: you did? And you know what, I don't think? So
Speaker 1: I am neutral. I'm neutral on the train. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be inspired, Okay, I don't want to have
Speaker 1: you know what. I walked casually onto the train, okay,
Speaker 1: because the train waited for me, a bitch. Why oh
Speaker 1: my god, we got Joe Firestone, Thank you, Joe Firestone.
Speaker 1: Are you a pre selected are you going in this bowl.
Speaker 1: Thanks related one minute starts now. Okay, Um, memes, I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Um uh ever, try to call
Speaker 1: him MAM's and then everyone else is like, I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. You know T F W More like
Speaker 1: I D T S H. That's I don't think so honey. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: why do you gotta puts on pictures? I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, pictures for your words? If a picture is
Speaker 1: worth a thousand words, wi is it gonna have a
Speaker 1: couple more words? I'm tabot. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: After any second, why are you gonna make animals have voices?
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. And no animals no voice?
Speaker 1: And babies WTF? No, I don't think so honey. That's why,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And now Sam Tagger pre selected to
Speaker 1: the bowl. I'm weirdly feeling the ball. Okay, weirdly feeling
Speaker 1: the ball. This is gonna be a tragic, Sam Taggart,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Subject is Kelly Clarkson And your
Speaker 1: time starts now? Oh, I simply do not think so.
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson behind these hazel eyes is nonsense. You're a
Speaker 1: reality show star pretending to be a celebrity. It's passing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I simply do not think so. Hunty
Speaker 1: Kelly Clark's son, miss independence more like miss dependent on
Speaker 1: your American idol wind thirty second? Oh my gosh, she's
Speaker 1: feeling herself? Did I say I was feeling the bowler?
Speaker 1: Was I feeling myself? I simply do not think so
Speaker 1: seconds Kelly Clarkson, here's a message. If you're in the crowd.
Speaker 1: You were meant to be a mom in the Midwest.
Speaker 1: That's what's one minute? Oh my god, I've never been
Speaker 1: so insulted. I've never been so insulted in my life.
Speaker 1: I know a partner that Charlotte. You need the hat
Speaker 1: prepared or bowl. I'm gonna go pre selected. One minute
Speaker 1: starts now, Okay, I don't think so. People who try
Speaker 1: to get on the train before people are off the
Speaker 1: train don't. What is your end game? We are not ghosts.
Speaker 1: I need a little act out here. Will you guys
Speaker 1: all get right here? Okay? This is the f train.
Speaker 1: We all know it. We all love it. Okay, we
Speaker 1: just got to Carrol Street. We all know it. We
Speaker 1: all love it. Doors open every time I passed. You
Speaker 1: say no, bitch, open. What are you doing? Ghost? We
Speaker 1: deserve to live. We deserved space in the city. I
Speaker 1: don't pay a security deposit for your as I feel
Speaker 1: weird about saying yes for seconds. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: That's what's growing up for this grow Carlean Film and
Speaker 1: show fires on Sam Tucker, a partner on Charlotte. Now
Speaker 1: everyone to intermission. We'd like to show a short video
Speaker 1: commemorating the Lost Culture Rests Icon Award winner. This is
Speaker 1: an animated video animated by Lulu by Lulu Crouse. Let's
Speaker 1: let's go for lights. I don't think so, honey, about
Speaker 1: people who shamed me about um posting on social too much,
Speaker 1: or about ever being on your phone ever, because people
Speaker 1: act like if you're in a conversation with them that
Speaker 1: you have to have to have to be engaged. But
Speaker 1: how about you like engage me and you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, like my phone, Like that's not ever guilt
Speaker 1: anyone for being on our phone to me. All do
Speaker 1: it Like I don't care if I'm staying on the
Speaker 1: subway steps and you need to like side step for
Speaker 1: a second because guess what counting on? It's like take
Speaker 1: a deep breath and out roller eyes quite so hard
Speaker 1: on each other for being on our phones. And second
Speaker 1: second only, I will always post my truth on social media,
Speaker 1: on Facebook dot com, on tour dot com, no matter what,
Speaker 1: and I will do that. I will post every single
Speaker 1: thought that ever enters into my head and I'll write
Speaker 1: to do that. And for those of you who do
Speaker 1: not post every thought that comes into your head, well
Speaker 1: then I feel truly sorry for you that you're so
Speaker 1: ashamed and embarrassed or that you don't have thoughts that
Speaker 1: are interesting enough to post. And honestly, I will never not,
Speaker 1: once ever again feel badly for speaking my truth because
Speaker 1: I used to do that and guess what it almost
Speaker 1: killed me? What our lost coos Reason's Icon Award winner.
Speaker 1: And now, Pat, would you like your pre selected topic
Speaker 1: or going into the bowl pre selected? Here we go,
Speaker 1: Pat Regan, your time starts now. I don't think so
Speaker 1: honey about restaurants who like cover their outlets so you
Speaker 1: can't charge your phone, um, because like why what are
Speaker 1: you getting for that? Like that electricity belongs to like everyone,
Speaker 1: Like yes you did like start, but like you can't
Speaker 1: own electricity. It's like emotion or life force? Um. And
Speaker 1: I want to just go inside every single restaurant that
Speaker 1: does to suspend myny to cover up through outlets for
Speaker 1: no reason other than to be toxic, and just rip
Speaker 1: them off the wall and be like, I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, go electricity, run find phones to give life chickens.
Speaker 1: And I just want, like, if I ever get rich enough,
Speaker 1: like in my thirties, I do want to like start
Speaker 1: like a collective of young creative. Is that like it's
Speaker 1: a space in midtown where you can just come and charge,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And everybody's saved because I
Speaker 1: threw to God, like the amount of money you're taking
Speaker 1: to cover them with little plastic chargers, like you would
Speaker 1: spend so much that just to give us electricity, and
Speaker 1: you can save the lives of phones. Can do it today,
Speaker 1: We can do it together. I don't think so body
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I just want to say, awards
Speaker 1: are so silly, Are so silly? Al Right, guys, give
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