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Speaker 1: I mean, Tampa. The culture there is umpire, just as

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Speaker 1: listeners of the podcast will know that I fucking love Orlando.

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Speaker 1: And did you know there's gonna be Avatar World in Disney.

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Speaker 1: It's opening next month because everyone loves Avatar and everyone

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Speaker 1: Is that what happened? Also, Jimmy Fallon is a ride

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Speaker 1: Universal Studios, So we can all ride Jimmy Fallon if

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Speaker 1: Um you guys? Okay, So what's what we're doing tonight

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Speaker 1: is a night of fifty I don't think so honey.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Is our segment on the

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Speaker 1: podcast where we each take one minute to rant about

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Speaker 1: something that is bothering us in culture. Something it's grinding

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Speaker 1: our grinding our gears, really taking at our attack, taking

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey, we'll go through. We'll go

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Speaker 1: through some tonight. Yes we will. Um. Now we have

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Speaker 1: fifty unbelievable comedians that are here that are going to

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Speaker 1: I have been so piste off that we haven't had

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Speaker 1: big little lies. I haven't arguing argument with my friend Dave,

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Speaker 1: let's wait what else? Um? Oh, breaking culture news. Penelope

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Speaker 1: so I guess you guys didn't know this, but I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. The segment that this whole show

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Speaker 1: the inaugural performance of I Don't Think So Honey that

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Speaker 1: We love her so much. Now, let's let's rest list

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Speaker 1: the credits, the credit. Guys, you loved her, she was.

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Speaker 1: She's an Academy Award nominated actress. But the kids, all right, yes,

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Speaker 1: for her amazing turn in twentieth century Women. Yes, give

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Speaker 1: oh yes, Annette, thank you, thank you, Nat, thank you

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Speaker 1: being here to sing the national anthem I don't Think

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Speaker 1: so money. Despite not being a singer, yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a really I don't sing really in public? No, yeah, no, um,

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Speaker 1: but this is really a kind of encouraging seeing all

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Speaker 1: specifically you want to touch on with the current events

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Speaker 1: or but there's just right, so much good to see

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Speaker 1: best kind of boys club guys. We could we could

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Speaker 1: get into it. But I think it's time on it

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Speaker 1: to perform the I don't think so honey anthem. Now.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear your interpretation. This is gonna

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Speaker 1: be amazing. If you are so moved, please rise for

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Speaker 1: the national anthem anthem. I see you over there sitting,

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Speaker 1: as I said, when you feel there are things in

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Speaker 1: think so honey, I don't think so shout. I don't

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Speaker 1: the Oscars. Wow, thank you a nats, Thank you a gnat.

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Speaker 1: I won't have this ant I am a stone? Bullshit?

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Speaker 1: Come on, I love her. We went to go see

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Speaker 1: Twenty Century Women together. You were gagged for filth. It

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Speaker 1: that was a Shenad O'Connor moment there. I loved. It

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Speaker 1: was the truth. That was the truth, that was cultured. Listen,

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Speaker 1: let's get started, you guys ready for I don't think

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Speaker 1: so Anny live all right, you guys. Here's how it's

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Speaker 1: gonna play out. We got fifty comedians that are gonna

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Speaker 1: come out and rail against culture for sixty seconds each.

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Speaker 1: Now they have an option here. It's tonight though. They

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Speaker 1: can either do they're prepared. I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: Which they've prepared a topic to rail against, or we've

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Speaker 1: cultural topics that they do not know. They don't know

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Speaker 1: ha ha. I find it very hard to believe that

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Speaker 1: only did they take it away, they gave it the cast. Also,

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Speaker 1: I don't believe you cats are not making this food

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Speaker 1: Give it up for John One, John One, John wa

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Don't ask it a question. It's not

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Speaker 1: dog friend. You're bad that. And then you have the

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Speaker 1: range and inject it. And that is a dog double standard.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so ugly, I don't fucking think so.

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Speaker 1: up for John one on Miss Rachel Robski that stop

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Speaker 1: stop stepping the name of love to the mic. Step

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Speaker 1: in the name of love to the mic. Now are

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Speaker 1: Are we going pre selected? Or are we going to

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Speaker 1: starts right now. I don't think so. People who play

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Speaker 1: business is this is not your house, because if it was,

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Speaker 1: I would have removed my shoes and thank your mom

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Speaker 1: to processes it? Thir Day's anti semitism When you're out

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Speaker 1: he will definitely get water damage and or we dropped,

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Speaker 1: so hell no, we won't go leave that in the crib. Inclusion,

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Speaker 1: Please do try to turn this one train into your

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Speaker 1: right under raft Wow, Please welcome Alex Song to the

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Speaker 1: mike predetermined or I still don't know what that means.

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Speaker 1: So are you gonna did you come prepared with one?

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Speaker 1: Or do you want to pick a m I do

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Speaker 1: here we go. I will read it to face the audience. Okay,

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Speaker 1: while I face them? Can I tell you what it

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Speaker 1: would have been? I don't think so, Mark Ruffal, I

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Speaker 1: won't hear that in Sam Alex Well, do you want better?

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Speaker 1: Do you want better? I don't think so, Honey, Olivia

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Speaker 1: Newton John? Right now, I don't think so. Olivia Newton John,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna come on goody two shoes and then just change?

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Speaker 1: Is that? What? Bull? Is this that I get scorted

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Speaker 1: if I don't. John Travolta, come on, he's not gonna

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Speaker 1: fuck you, you man. Fernia did she sing let's get physical? Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right, welcome on, let's get this. Come on. I

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Speaker 1: really hate Mark Revelo. That is not on the rule.

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Speaker 1: Keep going five seconds, five seconds, five seconds. Alex Song

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Speaker 1: I don't think song. I don't think so. Cali Quinn Kelly,

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Speaker 1: I'm an oldest child. Yeah, Kelly Quinn, your time begins now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I don't think so Ernest Hemingway. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Will come to me with your

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Speaker 1: contact with three men who are obsessed with Ernest Hemingway.

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Speaker 1: I will not accept it. I don't like it. I

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Speaker 1: Right read between the lines. What lines? Give me lines

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Speaker 1: to read between? Bitch? Please? Thank you learning so Ernest Hemingway.

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Speaker 1: When I read I want to take a vacation. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I want to be transported. When I read Earnest Hemingway,

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00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: it's chorday, bitch, and I don't own a broom. Thank you.

624
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: I don't think so is Hemingway. The English languages a

625
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: rich tappist, and your novels are threadbare. If I did

626
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: a word cloud of the sun also rises, it would

627
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 1: be wine, ambulance, bread spain. Seconds. Don't think so, thank Someway.

628
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 1: I don't care for your post. Thank you. You're killing

629
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 1: Max up Is Chris Ross work, that hot work that

630
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: hat pre selected or the boy Chris Parers. I don't

631
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: think so many time struts now, I don't think so, honey.

632
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: Being in people's weddings is literally fucking trash. Yes, I'm

633
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: so happy for you that you're deciding to get married,

634
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: and yes I'm happy for me that I'm the only

635
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: gay person in your wedding, because I fucking love attention.

636
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: But what I don't love is getting fucking Benmo requested

637
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: every goddamn three days for two hundred motherfucking dollars. Bitch,

638
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: No bitch, I do not want to buy you and

639
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: engraved anything, And you do not want to sit on

640
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: a beach in New Jersey and fucking fucking seashells that

641
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 1: are made up glass and cigarette butts. And no, bitch,

642
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to drink out of dick shaped novelty

643
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:28,439
Speaker 1: glass I'm saying about whatever poorous bride's maid just left

644
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: the room. I don't give a ship, bitch, And do

645
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: not get me started on that fucking bridal shower, as

646
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: if I'm not a big enough asshold having just paid

647
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars for her motherfucking Mimosa's how in and

648
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: a goddamn omelet station. I was supposed to sit here

649
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: with a fucking thumb up my ass and watch you

650
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: rake in half of Williamsanoma and most of fucking bed Math.

651
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: Then beyond, get the bitch, get in your wedding. Yes, bitch,

652
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: of course I will, but I don't think i'll like it.

653
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 1: Bit's tam it up for this grap unbelievable, unbelievable, John Juan,

654
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: Rachel Geroski, Alison Kelly Quinn and Chris Burns and now

655
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: please welcome this motherfucker's It's Aaron Jackson and his amazing

656
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 1: sister Amy Joe Jackson and their amazing sister Ryan Leitch

657
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: and the amazing sister Brian Foss and the iconic call

658
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: a Skull. Come on, betch, come on, come on, come on,

659
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson, Please take the boat, Mike, Aaron pre selected

660
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: Aaron Jackson. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now.

661
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Nick Jonahs. If I have

662
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 1: to have another twink shove down my throat by the

663
00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: Disney corporate machine, I'm gonna game. I don't think so, honey.

664
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: You have no talent. I watched in the twenty fifth

665
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: Lea Mezzer Rob Anniversary and your face was screwed up

666
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 1: like a pug. You can't sing, girl, name a song,

667
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: none of you can. I don't think so, honey. I

668
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, you can't act. I turned off screen,

669
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: queen you okay? Great? And also okay, we all we

670
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: like him because of his body, right, He's not that hot.

671
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 1: ABS don't make you hot. If what if any of

672
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,879
Speaker 1: you took Goofy's big dump dick up your ass once

673
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: a year and Disney paid for your personal trainer, you

674
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: would have apps. I don't think so, honey. I don't

675
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: think so. If we all stopped eating, we could get ABS. Okay,

676
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: I don't think say I think so. I think it

677
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: is your trash. That's the one minute. If you took

678
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: Goofy's big take, big dump dick once a year, it's

679
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: Amy Joe Jackson, you pre select, I'm pre select. Here

680
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: we go right now, all right, I don't think so, honey.

681
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: Wicked the musical, How have you been running? For thirteen

682
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:17,720
Speaker 1: fucking years? Gregor McGuire wrote this rich, complex, beautiful political novel,

683
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: and Stephen Schwartz shirted into some slick overduced commercialized pop

684
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 1: clap trap. I haven't and I don't think so, honey.

685
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: Dare you purport that your show is about this rich

686
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: relationship between these two strong women when all you do

687
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 1: is pit them against one another over a man for

688
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: two thirds of your supript I don't think so long

689
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: a second the novel. You didn't have to do it

690
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: that way, but you did it that way because it

691
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: was easier. And that's why I keep preteens in their

692
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 1: parents spending money. Or you're goddamn Joe. I don't think so, Ony,

693
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 1: I'm fierro. No, thank you, I am sorry. Dance Think

694
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: Your Wife is the most boring song I've ever fucking us.

695
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: He has always played by some straight white guy who

696
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: thinks he's God's gift to musical theater because he looks

697
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: good and tight pants and has a nice bul every

698
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: catch director in town. What's the funking by Honey? Big

699
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: a Twain doesn't last? Forever? Club drap trap, riot, Yes, yes,

700
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: put it on preselected or the I'm gonna do preselected.

701
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: Here we go, your time begins now. I don't think so, honey.

702
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: Conservative politicians in the South who aren't even from the South.

703
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I had to grow up as

704
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:37,280
Speaker 1: a little fagon in rural Virginia my whole to eighteen

705
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: years and here in ken Cucinelli say that gay people

706
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: are unnatural. And then I find out he's from Edison,

707
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: New Jersey. So honey, no, no, no, no, I want

708
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: to see you go all the way back to Edison,

709
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,399
Speaker 1: New Jersey and say that to their faces. Not down here.

710
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: It's already bad enough down in the South that we

711
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: have bad schools and high rates of obesity and a

712
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 1: lack of healthcare. And then you gotta come all the

713
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,720
Speaker 1: way down here because you couldn't fly your Confederate flag

714
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania or Vermont or Maine. No, no decade. So honey, no,

715
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you. Ted Cruise born in Alberta. I

716
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: don't want you down here in Texas. We've got our

717
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 1: own problems down here with crazies in our own state legislation.

718
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 1: Brian Witch, Amazing, Here we go, it's daddy, Brian Foss.

719
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do selected selected. Here we go. Brian Foster,

720
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The

721
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: easter bunny, what the fuck are you Honestly, it's like

722
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 1: your tacky, you're creepy, and you look like something Donny

723
00:48:56,040 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: Darko threw up. And then just one I don't think so, honey, Bunny. Honestly,

724
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,720
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, so the Easter Bunny comes into your house,

725
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: goes in your kid's room, ships out chocolate bunnies and

726
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: it's not even good chocolate. It's mass Brothers chocolate. I

727
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, and the Easter Bunny don't even

728
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: have a personality. It's like, are you funny? Can you

729
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: even talk? Are you from like an alien planet? The

730
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,959
Speaker 1: only good thing we can say about the Easter Bunny

731
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: is that everyone knows who you are, which is shady

732
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 1: as I don't think Sonny. And furthermore, the Easter Bunny

733
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: ruined my childhood. Gay little four year old Brian could

734
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 1: believe in Santa, could believe in the Tooth Fairy, which

735
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 1: is Lepricauns, but the Easter Bunny made my world crumble

736
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: down because it's like, you were so unfucking believable fakes ship.

737
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so, I got real, got real, Brian

738
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: Foss And now please welcome call, Let's go out of

739
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: the Mike, come on, motherfucking talk to us. He's talking,

740
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: and that's how you know. That's how you know. And

741
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 1: switch here time starts. Now. My mom wants to have

742
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: a relationship with me. I don't think so, honey. M hmmm.

743
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: When I want to hear from some drunk bitch begging

744
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: my forgiveness, I will wait till Brandy's next hit and

745
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: run or or or or I will submit a riding

746
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: packet to fallon. Okay, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. I

747
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: spent my whole life wondering what I had to do

748
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: to get you to love me. Turns out the answer

749
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: was leave and wait for it. To think in that

750
00:50:55,320 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 1: you're gonna die alone, bitch. I don't mean, come on,

751
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: you should have thought of that. You should have thought

752
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: of that before, mom, when you told me I was

753
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: too old to play with barbies. Well, turn around and

754
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 1: check your back from a hill sticker, because I am

755
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: outgrowing you. Bit. I don't think so, HONEYA Oh my god,

756
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: incredible Jackson, Amy, Joe Jackson, Ryan Lynch, Brian Fosson. Guys,

757
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: welcome the next group before intermission. Here we go, Carly

758
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: and Pelbon, Miss Joe Firestone, Mr Sam tagger, Tip Tagger

759
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 1: and a partner now sherline? All right, here we go,

760
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: Carly and motherfucking filmin. Are you know we are presenting?

761
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: And here you start your little time because here we go. Okay,

762
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. The look of victory that

763
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: washes over one's face when they just make the train okay,

764
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 1: and you know what you're talking about moments before you're

765
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 1: running bitch, Okay, we all saw that messenger bag hit

766
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: your head. Okay. And then you get on the train

767
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: card and you're looking around. Now you're the king of

768
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: this train, okay. And then you want to make eye

769
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: contact with what you're okay, guess why win in New

770
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 1: York do we try to make eye contact? Okay? So

771
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: you look directly at me to see advice? How what

772
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 1: you did? And you know what, I don't think? So

773
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 1: I am neutral. I'm neutral on the train. I don't

774
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: want to be inspired, Okay, I don't want to have

775
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: you know what. I walked casually onto the train, okay,

776
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: because the train waited for me, a bitch. Why oh

777
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: my god, we got Joe Firestone, Thank you, Joe Firestone.

778
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: Are you a pre selected are you going in this bowl.

779
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 1: Thanks related one minute starts now. Okay, Um, memes, I

780
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Um uh ever, try to call

781
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 1: him MAM's and then everyone else is like, I don't

782
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: think so honey. You know T F W More like

783
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: I D T S H. That's I don't think so honey. Okay, Um,

784
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 1: why do you gotta puts on pictures? I don't think

785
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 1: so honey, pictures for your words? If a picture is

786
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: worth a thousand words, wi is it gonna have a

787
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: couple more words? I'm tabot. I don't think so honey.

788
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: After any second, why are you gonna make animals have voices?

789
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. And no animals no voice?

790
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 1: And babies WTF? No, I don't think so honey. That's why,

791
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And now Sam Tagger pre selected to

792
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 1: the bowl. I'm weirdly feeling the ball. Okay, weirdly feeling

793
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 1: the ball. This is gonna be a tragic, Sam Taggart,

794
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,839
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Subject is Kelly Clarkson And your

795
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 1: time starts now? Oh, I simply do not think so.

796
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson behind these hazel eyes is nonsense. You're a

797
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: reality show star pretending to be a celebrity. It's passing.

798
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I simply do not think so. Hunty

799
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: Kelly Clark's son, miss independence more like miss dependent on

800
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: your American idol wind thirty second? Oh my gosh, she's

801
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,720
Speaker 1: feeling herself? Did I say I was feeling the bowler?

802
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: Was I feeling myself? I simply do not think so

803
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: seconds Kelly Clarkson, here's a message. If you're in the crowd.

804
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: You were meant to be a mom in the Midwest.

805
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 1: That's what's one minute? Oh my god, I've never been

806
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: so insulted. I've never been so insulted in my life.

807
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: I know a partner that Charlotte. You need the hat

808
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: prepared or bowl. I'm gonna go pre selected. One minute

809
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: starts now, Okay, I don't think so. People who try

810
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: to get on the train before people are off the

811
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: train don't. What is your end game? We are not ghosts.

812
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: I need a little act out here. Will you guys

813
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: all get right here? Okay? This is the f train.

814
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 1: We all know it. We all love it. Okay, we

815
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: just got to Carrol Street. We all know it. We

816
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: all love it. Doors open every time I passed. You

817
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: say no, bitch, open. What are you doing? Ghost? We

818
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: deserve to live. We deserved space in the city. I

819
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: don't pay a security deposit for your as I feel

820
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: weird about saying yes for seconds. I don't think so.

821
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 1: That's what's growing up for this grow Carlean Film and

822
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 1: show fires on Sam Tucker, a partner on Charlotte. Now

823
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: everyone to intermission. We'd like to show a short video

824
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: commemorating the Lost Culture Rests Icon Award winner. This is

825
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: an animated video animated by Lulu by Lulu Crouse. Let's

826
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: let's go for lights. I don't think so, honey, about

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Speaker 1: people who shamed me about um posting on social too much,

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Speaker 1: or about ever being on your phone ever, because people

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Speaker 1: you have to have to have to be engaged. But

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Speaker 1: how about you like engage me and you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, like my phone, Like that's not ever guilt

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Speaker 1: anyone for being on our phone to me. All do

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Speaker 1: it Like I don't care if I'm staying on the

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Speaker 1: subway steps and you need to like side step for

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Speaker 1: a second because guess what counting on? It's like take

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Speaker 1: a deep breath and out roller eyes quite so hard

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Speaker 1: on each other for being on our phones. And second

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Speaker 1: second only, I will always post my truth on social media,

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Speaker 1: on Facebook dot com, on tour dot com, no matter what,

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Speaker 1: and I will do that. I will post every single

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Speaker 1: thought that ever enters into my head and I'll write

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Speaker 1: to do that. And for those of you who do

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Speaker 1: not post every thought that comes into your head, well

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Speaker 1: then I feel truly sorry for you that you're so

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Speaker 1: ashamed and embarrassed or that you don't have thoughts that

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Speaker 1: are interesting enough to post. And honestly, I will never not,

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Speaker 1: once ever again feel badly for speaking my truth because

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Speaker 1: I used to do that and guess what it almost

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Speaker 1: killed me? What our lost coos Reason's Icon Award winner.

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Speaker 1: And now, Pat, would you like your pre selected topic

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Speaker 1: or going into the bowl pre selected? Here we go,

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Speaker 1: Pat Regan, your time starts now. I don't think so

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Speaker 1: honey about restaurants who like cover their outlets so you

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Speaker 1: can't charge your phone, um, because like why what are

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Speaker 1: you getting for that? Like that electricity belongs to like everyone,

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Speaker 1: Like yes you did like start, but like you can't

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Speaker 1: own electricity. It's like emotion or life force? Um. And

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Speaker 1: I want to just go inside every single restaurant that

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Speaker 1: does to suspend myny to cover up through outlets for

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Speaker 1: no reason other than to be toxic, and just rip

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Speaker 1: them off the wall and be like, I don't think

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Speaker 1: so honey, go electricity, run find phones to give life chickens.

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Speaker 1: And I just want, like, if I ever get rich enough,

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Speaker 1: like a collective of young creative. Is that like it's

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Speaker 1: a space in midtown where you can just come and charge,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And everybody's saved because I

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Speaker 1: threw to God, like the amount of money you're taking

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Speaker 1: to cover them with little plastic chargers, like you would

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Speaker 1: spend so much that just to give us electricity, and

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Speaker 1: you can save the lives of phones. Can do it today,

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Speaker 1: We can do it together. I don't think so body

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. I just want to say, awards

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Speaker 1: are so silly, Are so silly? Al Right, guys, give

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Speaker 1: it up for Pedrigan. Guys. We're gonna take a brief break.

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Speaker 1: But first I want to remind you all about the

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Speaker 1: raffle for trans Lifeline one dollars each ticket. Please go

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Speaker 1: get a drink, Go get a raffle ticket. We'll be

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Speaker 1: right back. Thank you guys so much. Dog. This has

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