Speaker 1: Second date up date. You know, for certain women, astrological
Speaker 1: signs play a huge part impossible matchmaking with a guy online. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: like everybody knows libras are the most powerful lovers.
Speaker 2: Is that what you are? Yes, you're a lad.
Speaker 1: That's too weird and you're so powerful.
Speaker 2: So is my dad and that grosses me out.
Speaker 3: OK.
Speaker 1: Sure, it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 3: I dropped it.
Speaker 1: Just read that from like sixteen different experts. They all
Speaker 1: agree and slid into my d MS at the same time.
Speaker 1: But I bring it up because one of our listeners
Speaker 1: puts a lot of emphasis on astrological signs, and she
Speaker 1: says she's worried it might factor into the situation with
Speaker 1: her new guy. So her name is Emily. Emily, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the show.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: I need to know your sign as soon as we
Speaker 2: know your name.
Speaker 4: Exactly, because that's how it goes. I'm a proud gemini.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's four about you don't know what again?
Speaker 1: So, uh, we saw your email and we were interested
Speaker 1: because you said you're worried that your astrological sign may
Speaker 1: be playing against you. Why do you say that?
Speaker 4: Right? So I was reading the survey and I was
Speaker 4: asking people who are the most datable signs and who
Speaker 4: are the least statable signs? Okay, we're the least statable at.
Speaker 1: Us Gemini's over least statable.
Speaker 2: We're talking about.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're a good time, We're deep, we connect on
Speaker 5: a lot of different levels.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not hard headed, entertaining, We're easy to get along with.
Speaker 4: I don't know what their problem is.
Speaker 1: I mean, keep going about your people ramming down our
Speaker 1: throats until we say, I'll just kidding.
Speaker 6: Okay, So.
Speaker 1: That makes you feel insecure or something.
Speaker 4: Well it makes me feel insecure because it was also
Speaker 4: talking about the most datable sign.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's that?
Speaker 4: It happened to be Pisces, which is Darren crisis.
Speaker 3: Then a sign from you.
Speaker 2: But isn't that good?
Speaker 5: Do you want to be with someone who's datable, like
Speaker 5: I mean, if you're really putting a lot of emphasis
Speaker 5: into this stuff.
Speaker 4: Well, have great attributions. They're romantic, they're mestical, they have
Speaker 4: a great imagination.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to back you up right there. I'm
Speaker 2: married to Pisces and the romances.
Speaker 5: Yes, and I will tell you he takes on everyone's emotions.
Speaker 2: He's very sensitive.
Speaker 5: Very loving, very kind he is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you hear that? Emily? Proof that this relationship
Speaker 1: is totally going to work for you and you're going
Speaker 1: to end up in a very happy spot in ten
Speaker 1: to twelve years is like the healthiest one.
Speaker 4: I there, hope. So, so you know, me and Darren
Speaker 4: and a dainty app and he is very attractive. So
Speaker 4: one thing that I really love about him is he
Speaker 4: has broad shoulders.
Speaker 2: I guess you don't want to narrow shoulders, man, I
Speaker 2: never thought.
Speaker 4: Of Yeah, they're so broad. I just want to jump
Speaker 4: up on him on the music festival. That's what I
Speaker 4: imagine myself doing.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 5: So did you go on a date to a music
Speaker 5: festival to fulfill your fantasy?
Speaker 4: Well, so here's what we did. So after I read
Speaker 4: the survey, I was like, okay, I'm gonna do some
Speaker 4: research online and it was like best dates for Pisces
Speaker 4: and Jim.
Speaker 2: And can google almost anything and you can keep regogling.
Speaker 3: Answer.
Speaker 1: Sure, So what what did you find would be the
Speaker 1: perfect date for a Gemini Pisces combo?
Speaker 4: So, since Pisces are super mystical, they maybe with like
Speaker 4: a tarot card reading God.
Speaker 1: Brooke, you should set one of those up for Michael.
Speaker 3: Reading.
Speaker 5: The only reading he'd love is a sports card reading,
Speaker 5: like if it was like seem to it yeahs of
Speaker 5: NBA cars.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, he would hate that.
Speaker 1: Does that match with the geminis perfect? First date?
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing. Mine would be like singing. I
Speaker 4: love karaoke?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Was thinking, Wow, how do I bring Vulcar and my
Speaker 4: singing skills together?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: Is his name Zultar? Is that what you just said?
Speaker 4: You know Voltar? The fortune teller.
Speaker 2: Machine?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: The machine? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's what's your date's name?
Speaker 4: His name is Darren?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's stick with Darren.
Speaker 4: Thought Darren is a cutie patuity. So you know those
Speaker 4: karaoke bars where they have the room and you're like
Speaker 4: rent hit and you singing there?
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, never heard of it.
Speaker 2: No, Jeff crenos all the time.
Speaker 1: Those are my favorite.
Speaker 4: I had a genius idea of bringing them together. Get it.
Speaker 1: Tarot card readings and karaoke is a.
Speaker 2: Terot card reading?
Speaker 5: Going to sing you you're reading Die's terry exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So we would sing a song and then we
Speaker 4: would pull a card after.
Speaker 5: If he's fun, ohad did you tell him this? Is
Speaker 5: what you were going to do or was this a surprise?
Speaker 4: It was a surprise, was yeah. So here's what we
Speaker 4: learned though, this is what came about it. The terror
Speaker 4: card reader told us that Darren was going to get
Speaker 4: a cat a cat, Yeah okay, and that one of
Speaker 4: us would get a raise, and I'm like, okay, which
Speaker 4: one hello, like I want to raise, but she kind
Speaker 4: of like kept it broad, so I wasn't like too
Speaker 4: impressed with her.
Speaker 1: Sometime in the next ten to twenty years, one of
Speaker 1: you will get a pay increase.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. And now it's kind of like questioning myself
Speaker 4: because Darren just looked like he was just there, like
Speaker 4: he wasn't like.
Speaker 1: Too excited or he wasn't into the teryoke experience exactly.
Speaker 4: He wasn't like enthusiastic. So you know, here comes my
Speaker 4: troubling mind making up all these assumptions.
Speaker 5: I mean, those are two activities that a lot of
Speaker 5: people have super strong feelings against.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, if he doesn't like your idea, then
Speaker 1: he's not worth it anyway. But we should call him
Speaker 1: and ask.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he'll feel bad for you no matter what exactly.
Speaker 5: They really take on other people's emotions a lot.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, so we're gonna come back and we're gonna
Speaker 1: call Darren for you, not Voltar this time, Ultar, whatever
Speaker 1: is Darren, call him and try and get you your
Speaker 1: second date update right after this.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, thank you?
Speaker 1: All right, hold on second date update. We just learned
Speaker 1: about a brand new date idea called terry Oke combo
Speaker 1: of zaro, card reading and karaoke, which is going to
Speaker 1: be the latest craze on TikTok am. I right, alexis.
Speaker 5: Sure the spiritual I just done me. How terrible it
Speaker 5: would have been for the tarot card reader.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but our listener Emily set it up based on
Speaker 1: a survey she found online about the perfect dates for
Speaker 1: a Pisces and for a Gemini, and she decided to
Speaker 1: mash them together into one super date. Yeah, because she's
Speaker 1: a Gemini, her date Darren is a Pisces. I have
Speaker 1: no idea why he wouldn't call you back after this, Emily.
Speaker 2: Especially since it was a surprise yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, sprung on him. It sounds like the date of
Speaker 1: the century. And even Brook is feeling bad jealous because
Speaker 1: she didn't think of it first.
Speaker 4: Oh my good, I will.
Speaker 5: I will say the first day I planned for my
Speaker 5: husband and I, who's a Pisces.
Speaker 2: We did a brewery and go kart racing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, drinking and driving.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: I think I went stra on this one. Maybe I
Speaker 4: did too much. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It sounds happily married. Yeah, he doesn't appreciate you for
Speaker 1: the effort that you put in, then he doesn't deserve youanted.
Speaker 5: That the tarot card reader didn't have your back and
Speaker 5: tell him that he was obviously destined to be with you.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I think she was probably just about
Speaker 4: her money because she just left after four songs. That's
Speaker 4: why I wasn't impressed with her.
Speaker 1: Maybe she like predicted the date was going to end poorly,
Speaker 1: so she didn't want to foresee that. Anyway, let's go,
Speaker 1: I'm predicting that this is going to go really really well.
Speaker 1: Then let's call Darren and see what he has to say.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, now you be quiet now.
Speaker 6: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Don't interrupt me my concentration. I have to really focus
Speaker 1: when I died this Just please shut your mouth.
Speaker 7: Okay, hey, we're looking to speak with Darren.
Speaker 6: Uh yeah, listen, Hey.
Speaker 1: Darren, sorry to interrupt whatever you're doing right now, but
Speaker 1: hopefully you could take a break to be on the
Speaker 1: radio for a second with a show called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, Darren.
Speaker 1: Okay, yep, oh, I can tell how impressed you are.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: But we're doing a segment called a second Date Update
Speaker 1: because we're trying to help one of our listeners get
Speaker 1: in touch with you again after you guys went on
Speaker 1: a little romantic first date at a karaoke bar the
Speaker 1: other night.
Speaker 2: There was anything a little about it.
Speaker 1: Big romantic date yeah, with a girl named Emily.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay, well what about it?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what we want to know. What did you
Speaker 1: think about it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I have to know what you thought when you first
Speaker 5: got there and realized what you guys were going to do.
Speaker 1: What a unique experience bro karaoke and tarot cars.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was definitely a first for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think it'd be a first for anybody in
Speaker 1: this room. Honestly, you've never heard of it before.
Speaker 2: Was it fun?
Speaker 6: Like what she obviously told you stuff like? I don't
Speaker 6: know what she told you.
Speaker 1: Well, she just said that she planned this unique first
Speaker 1: date idea brought the tarot card reader to the karaoke
Speaker 1: bar so that she could do read in between songs.
Speaker 2: And we heard that you could be getting a cat soon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the predictions.
Speaker 3: Okay, So here's the thing about all of that stuff.
Speaker 6: So I'm not really into that sort of stuff, like
Speaker 6: the tarot card reading and the astrological signs and stuff
Speaker 6: like that, but I sort of went into it with
Speaker 6: like a kind of an open mind just to see
Speaker 6: what happened. But honestly, it kind of freaked me out
Speaker 6: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Why huh So you mentioned the cat earlier, right, Yeah?
Speaker 6: Right, So I didn't mention this at the time, but
Speaker 6: my neighbor is moving and they have a cat, and
Speaker 6: I agreed to adopt their cat.
Speaker 1: And you didn't tell anyone? Did she know?
Speaker 3: Did you? No?
Speaker 6: I didn't say anything at the time. Wow, I don't
Speaker 6: want to mess around with this astrological crapju I'm going
Speaker 6: to bring in no, no.
Speaker 2: No, come on. One, it can be just a coincidence.
Speaker 5: And two, even if it's not, these people are really
Speaker 5: good at like reading signs of things that are happening
Speaker 5: in your life.
Speaker 1: Probably some like cat hair on your sweater.
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, there's more. So one of the terror
Speaker 3: readings I don't know if she told you about this,
Speaker 3: was that somebody was going to get a raise.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: A few days after that, I get called into my
Speaker 3: boss's office and he tells me I get a promotion
Speaker 3: and a race.
Speaker 5: No freaking way, these are a good thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's freaky, and honestly, like, I'm not that kind
Speaker 6: of person that I want to know what my few
Speaker 6: sure is or anything like that. I kind of like
Speaker 6: to go with the flow so it could see how
Speaker 6: life kind of happened.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: So wait, wait, wait, though it wasn't her giving you
Speaker 5: the tarot card readings if she doesn't predict the future.
Speaker 6: But he's into it though, Yeah, okay, seems like she's
Speaker 6: kind of that person that wants to know what's going on.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 6: Like, honestly, I've been kind of struggling with I don't
Speaker 6: know how to bring this up to her.
Speaker 1: So it's not it's not necessarily an issue of like
Speaker 1: Gemini versus Pisces and incompatibility don't mix. It's just she's
Speaker 1: into the astrological stuff and you don't want anything to
Speaker 1: do with it.
Speaker 2: And you're scared of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly well, okay, I'm probably I mean, how is
Speaker 1: he ever going to bring this up to her? I'm yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry to freak you out even more than
Speaker 1: you already are. But I have a prediction that Emily
Speaker 1: is listening to this phone conversation and wants to jump
Speaker 1: in in her I'm not a professional tarror ranger, so
Speaker 1: Emily's there.
Speaker 6: Oh hey, what's up?
Speaker 4: So wait, is that the reason why you're not calling
Speaker 4: me back?
Speaker 3: I just didn't know how to tell you it, and
Speaker 3: I didn't want to disappoint you because you like went
Speaker 3: through so much effort to bring like this tarot card
Speaker 3: reader in and the karaoke night, and like, I just
Speaker 3: didn't want to hurt your feelings, right, So not.
Speaker 4: Well, I I just don't understand how you didn't and
Speaker 4: don't want to know the future. And then look, the
Speaker 4: tear card reader. She predicted everything.
Speaker 3: I know, and like, honestly, I'm a little bit kind
Speaker 3: of freaked out about the whole thing, and like, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 6: I like to go with the flow with life. I
Speaker 6: think that's part of the beauty of life is just
Speaker 6: things happen and you react to them and it's unexpected.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I don't know. You don't want to know,
Speaker 4: like the next time that you're going to miss a
Speaker 4: rent payment?
Speaker 2: What how do you not know that?
Speaker 3: I mean, I just got a promotion, so I'm not
Speaker 3: worried about I'm going all right with rent.
Speaker 2: Emily, why did you bring up rent?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I like can stuff, and that's okay that you don't
Speaker 4: like Keno stuff. But you know, this could help build
Speaker 4: our future. Be ahead of the game.
Speaker 2: I've heard that's how you play the stock market.
Speaker 4: Like, what if the next hair card reader tells us
Speaker 4: that you're about to get another cat? Like I would
Speaker 4: want to know that, wouldn't you want to know that?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 1: How many cats is he going to happen?
Speaker 2: How often is the stark pulled?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean maybe he would just know when the cat arrived.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. And their cats they're pretty much kind of
Speaker 6: self reliant, you know what I mean. It's not really
Speaker 6: that big.
Speaker 4: Of a deal.
Speaker 1: I understand Darren doesn't really want to know anything about
Speaker 1: the future. Emily wants to know everything that's going to
Speaker 1: happen in the next forty years. There must be somewhere
Speaker 1: in the middle where you two can meet and we
Speaker 1: could send you on a date that we would pay for.
Speaker 1: That way, you guys could talk about it worked this
Speaker 1: out and nobody would miss any rent payments that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like it's worth a shot.
Speaker 6: I don't know, Emily, what does your tarot cards say
Speaker 6: that I'm gonna site?
Speaker 4: Goodness gracious that you're the perfect guy for me.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a totally different car, but it's still works
Speaker 1: how it works. So it's a definite yes from Emily.
Speaker 1: We know that. But Darren, the answer comes down to you.
Speaker 1: Do you want to see her one more time?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 6: Honestly, this whole thing just really isn't for me. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: You seem like a nice person and I wish you
Speaker 6: the best.
Speaker 4: Are you serious?
Speaker 6: I mean yeah, I'm serious.
Speaker 1: Tell him how many cats he's going to get his punishment?
Speaker 4: This is awful. I did not see this in the cars.
Speaker 4: Oh can you please give me one more cance and
Speaker 4: I'll never bring up the tarot cards again?
Speaker 2: Totally How quickly she moved away.
Speaker 1: God, those darn geminis, they're so finny, Darren, She's asked twice.
Speaker 6: Now, Yeah no, sorry, terrified.
Speaker 1: That better luck next time. Okay, Emily, I'm heart broke in.
Speaker 2: I also feel like they're gonna be delivering feral cats.
Speaker 5: To his.
Speaker 1: Rook Jeffrey in the morning. Man, it's rare when a
Speaker 1: person gets rejected for a date asks a second time. Ah,
Speaker 1: I know, but she did, offering to ditch her entire
Speaker 1: belief system if she could go out with Darren and
Speaker 1: his big broad shoulders.
Speaker 5: You know, though, That's the thing about us, Geminis. We're
Speaker 5: not deterred easily.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know why. That doesn't sound like a
Speaker 1: healthy person to attach yourself to. It sounds like the
Speaker 1: more you don't get broke, the more Geminis want, you know.
Speaker 1: So he's rejecting her and she's like, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'll just I'll drop it all.
Speaker 1: Whatever you believe, I'll believe it too.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So shockingly it was not meant to be. Won't be
Speaker 1: a second meet up, And who knows what the future
Speaker 1: is going to look like for Darren, certainly not him.
Speaker 2: I think the Tarot card reader actually does well.
Speaker 1: So we figured everything out. I want to know what
Speaker 1: the future of the show.
Speaker 2: Holds, cats and raises.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping the future can look bright for you out there.
Speaker 1: If you email the show for help with your dating life.
Speaker 1: We'll call that person who's not calling you back and
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